This is supposed to be the outfit that "protects" Link from acquiring frostbite pfffttt
Between this top and the mandatory acrylics that come with the new arm, gotta say I'm loving how much Nintendo keeps leaning into GNC Link XD
MINI UPDATE: (Guys, I've already updated this post with the correct info. The "protects" part was supposed to be a joke about how skimpy the outfit was. I didn't realize the outfit gave an attack bonus at first, either. That was it. That was the post. You don't need to keep sending me messages trying to inform me about the frost attack. I know, I promise).
Update I: Just realized they gave him a set of blue acrylics for his left hand
Link really do be out here serving cunt 💅💅✨✨
Update II: Many thanks to the people who pointed out that this outfit gives you a special frost attack when in cold temperature areas, it doesn't actually protect you from the elements. I'll be honest, I am purposely avoiding any guides or walkthroughs for my TotK playthrough (since I'm trying to replicate my BotW experience). When I found the Frostbite Shirt, I was just happy that I finally had a piece of clothing that I thought could protect me from dying of hypothermia (was chugging spicy elixirs like you wouldn't believe) so I didn't notice the attack bonus until a bunch of you pointed it out lol
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the thing is there's like, a point of oversaturation for everything, and it's why so many things get dropped after a few minutes. and we act like millennials or gen z kids "have short attention spans" but... that's not quite it. it's more like - we did like it. you just ruined it.
capitalism sees product A having moderate success, and then everything has to come out with their "own version" of product A (which is often exactly the same). and they dump extreme amounts of money and environmental waste into each horrible simulacrum they trot out each season.
now it's not just tiktokkers making videos; it's that instagram and even fucking tumblr both think you want live feeds and video-first programming. and it helps them, because videos are easier to sneak native ads into. the books coming out all have to have 78 buzzwords in them for SEO, or otherwise they don't get published. they are making a live-action remake of moana. i haven't googled it, but there's probably another marvel or starwars something coming out, no matter when you're reading this post.
and we are like "hi, this clone of project A completely misses the point of the original. it is soulless and colorless and miserable." and the company nods and says "yes totally. here is a different clone, but special." and we look at clone 2 and we say "nope, this one is still flat and bad, y'all" and they're like "no, totally, we hear you," and then they make another clone but this time it's, like, a joyless prequel. and by the time they've successfully rolled out "clone 89", the market is incredibly oversaturated, and the consumer is blamed because the company isn't turning a profit.
and like - take even something digital like the tumblr "live streaming" function i just mentioned. that has to take up server space and some amount of carbon footprint; just so this brokenass blue hellsite can roll out a feature that literally none of its userbase actually wants. the thing that's the kicker here: even something that doesn't have a physical production plant still impacts the environment.
and it all just feels like it's rolling out of control because like, you watch companies pour hundreds of thousands of dollars into a remake of a remake of something nobody wants anymore and you're like, not able to afford eggs anymore. and you tell the company that really what you want is a good story about survival and they say "okay so you mean a YA white protagonist has some kind of 'spicy' love triangle" and you're like - hey man i think you're misunderstanding the point of storytelling but they've already printed 76 versions of "city of blood and magic" and "queen of diamond rule" and spent literally millions of dollars on the movie "Candy Crush Killer: Coming to Eat You".
it's like being stuck in a room with a clown that keeps telling the same joke over and over but it's worse every time. and that would be fine but he keeps fucking charging you 6.99. and you keep being like "no, i know it made me laugh the first time, but that's because it was different and new" and the clown is just aggressively sitting there saying "well! plenty of people like my jokes! the reason you're bored of this is because maybe there's something wrong with you!"
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i started off just wanting to draw ralsei all cool and lineless style but then i went insane
also thank you to @gracebeth3604 for helping me with the background on the ralsei one :]!
if you ship scc go away 👍
under the cut is the jevil one again but upside down bc i drew it with that in mind :]
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jason todd who fucks you harder when you try to refrain from making any little sound, any lewd facial expression, any telling that he’s got you practically soaking his cock with your arousal. you might try to hold back from letting him know just how well he’s fucking you, but your eyes always tell. they get glazed over and half-lidded with blown out pupils. god, there’s nothing he adores more than seeing them widen, seeing tears well up in your waterline after a particularly well placed thrust.
he’ll cage you in between his arms and look deep into those pretty eyes with a smug smirk plastered on his face, give you no where to look but at him. he’s got your body shuddering with every thrust, hands desperately grasping anywhere but him to find reprieve, but that plan inevitably falters. arms wound around his shoulders, body bucking upwards with every punctuated thrust, jason finally manages to break you. he’s got you damn near screaming on his cock in a matter of no time, and he couldn’t be more pleased with himself.
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Little totk comic ✨
I think Link would probably get sad every time he cooks that dish… or at least I do 🥲
Ps: I’ve always been interested in comics and I used to create my own when I was younger. It has been a while since I tried to purposely make one that looks nice and is fully rendered… I really enjoyed it! I hope I can do it again soon. 😊
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I HAVE THE BIGGEST VOICE KINK WITH CAPTAIN PRICE 😖😖 I just finished the mw2 sniper mission with him and Gaz and omfg prices voice was otherworldly
(gn!reader, mdni 18+)
having a voice kink w price is totally understandable. the ONLY downside to it is that he understands too
he def is fucking into you like this. got his face hovering over yours so he whispers filth against your mouth, like he's trying to make you swallow those words and spit them back out. go on, tell him how much he's affecting you. tell him how good he's fucking into you and he'll repay you in kind.
he's already plowing into you so deep when he says, "c'mon, love. takin' me so well. can i go harder? can you handle it?" you can't even respond to him properly because of the way you're lips are smooshed against his own. he's grunting and panting into your mouth, traps any sounds that threaten to leak out of the seam of your connected lips.
cradles your head so nicely as he continues ramming his cock into you. you can't even twitch underneath him from the way his body crowds over yours. he's a little mean about it, taunts you.
"feels so nice around me. you like that, yeah? can feel how-" he grunts with one particular thrust of his hips. "-tight you get."
"john," you huff out. you feel his lips curve into a smile and it makes you somewhat kiss his teeth. he takes that opportunity to nibble on your bottom lip while speeding up. "john, i think m'close."
"is that right?" he leans away just enough for him to slam his hips harder into you at the new angle now. gives him enough strength to push his cock into your hole with more force, makes you feel the drag of the head of his cock against you. how it keeps nudging against you and leaving a little streak of his precum as he leaks inside you. "lemme feel you, baby."
you know he means feeling you cum around him. he pins your wrists over your head as he keeps whispering in your ear. he starts talking you through it. like i said, he knows what kind of effect he has on you! he knows how much him talking about how you make him feel, how you make his dick feel, gets you off.
"m'cock feels like s'getting milked. is that what you want? want me to cum in you, baby? all you need to do is ask, an' i'll give you what you want. what you need." he starts speeding up his hips and pumping into you in quick, shallow thrusts. can feel the heat pooling in your belly 'specially when he looks at you like he's gonna eat you whole. his eyes darken when he sees you losing yourself in how good he's fucking you. "that's a good baby. gonna take it, yeah? how many loads you think we can fit in there? how much you willing to take? 'cause i got a lot to give."
you think that's what sends you over. you can feel yourself slipping as you cum from the drive of his hips and the way he talks you through it. he shushes you when you try to talk over him and moaning out his name like a mantra.
"shh, shh, shh," he kisses your lips and then at your jaw. he rocks his hips slowly into you to keep dragging out your orgasm but to not give you a chance to calm down. you can hear the sticky sounds his dick makes when it stirs his cum in you. huh, didn't realize he came with you.
"john, feel's sensitive." but he chuckles when you manage to bring your legs around to lock around his hips. keeps him trapped there and plugging his cum in you.
"but good, right?" you nod and he hums. he kisses your forehead and slowly thrusts in and out of you. "good. 'cause i was serious 'bout giving you a couple more. love the way you feel wrapped around my dick, love the way you feel when you cum around it, but love the way you feel when you're full of my cum most of all."
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