#yeah he’s perfect for one of those

[fujii-draws]

OKAY! Chatot rant in tags below! Read at your own discretion.

#okay starting from the beginning of where ppl usually dislike him. apple woods chapter. #he doesn’t give hero/partner the CHANCE to explain themselves despite them being relatively good recruits up until that point. #and that legit might be my only gripe with that chapter bc!!! stories need conflict! I LIKE the conflict in apple woods!!! #hero and partner being punished so something they didn’t do! #the misunderstanding! how team skull (Skuntank) actually outplays the main duo with a clever yet rotten trick. I LOVE that it segways into- #one of the more sweeter scenes of guild members looking out for eachother. I LIKE APPLE WOODS CONFLICT. #but chatot just. not giving them a chance. is so dumb. #I’d personally fix this by having a lil montage of hero/partner fucking up on jobs. A LOT. and chatot giving them a pass every time. #and let the perfect apple incident BE the one where he puts his foot down and doesn’t listen to them. bc he’d given them loads of chances. #and doesn’t want to hear any excuse. #but yeah. I legit dont mind him during that chapter except for that really stupid and frustrating moment. #NOW. CHAPTER 17. #UGGGGHHH WHERE DO I BEGIN #Him not believing hero and Partner about Grovyle and the future being in ruin? FINE. ACTUALLY GOOD. BC CHATOT WOULD BE SKEPTIC. #IT FITS HIS CHARACTER!! #BUT WHAT DOES SUCK. IS HIM GOING ‘Dusknoir isn’t the bad guy. he didn’t do anything wrong’ #WHEN HE LITERALLY KIDNAPPED HERO AND PARTNER RIGHT I N F R O N T OF HIM. #(​NO LITERALLY. HIS CHARACTER IS IN THE FRONT ROW WHEN IT HAPPENED.) #and him. having the GALL to tell hero and partner they must’ve been ‘seeing things’ and downplaying the HELL they went through. #despite them being missing for hours/days. his own guild recruits. and his angry sprite showing up. #like. I think that’s when I genuinely despised him. #that and him going ‘OH I BELIEVED YOU THE WHOLE TIME HEEHOO :)’ shit was so fucking annoying. #just playing it off as a joke the second the guild started to believe hero and partner. #IMAGINE IF HE W A S ACTUALLY TESTING THE GUILD’S TRUST. SHOWCASING HIM AS THE MORE RESPONSIBLE AND RESPECTFUL RIGHT HAND OF THE GUILD. #and yes. Brine cave he saves hero and partner. but at that point I just didn’t care anymore. #he fucked those two over so much. that I didn’t care what ‘valiant’ sacrifice he had. #and he grills Team Skull for what they did OFF SCREEN. they couldn’t even give us THAT. #<<< THAT or him outright saying sorry would’ve been nice. IKIK his ‘actions’ or whatever but. #eughh again this is all imo. I’m not trying to make people hate him or change their mind. #I’ll get into positives in the second post cause I’m running out of tags

[tswwwit]

I know Bill's the big bad demon everyone is afraid of and he will protect his husband at all costs (when no one's looking), but I think it's also worth mentioning that Dipper, even being the dorky, squishy human that he is, also cares about his dumb demon hubby and wants to keep him safe, even if it annoys Bill, and really, he doesn't need protecting the way Dipper does. He isn't going to puff out his chest and get in someone's face like some macho man, but I think Dipper knee-jerk reaction when Bill's in "danger" isn't to just shrug because he's an all-powerful demon who can handle it. If a blast that could level a whole town was aimed at Bill's head (for him, this just means a bad hair day and a new body), Dipper's immediate impulse is to push him out of the way or defend him against whatever wants to kill his familiar. Because he's not thinking "Bill could literally end this match in .3 seconds." He's thinking "if you touch even one hair on that asshole's head, I'm going to knock yours clean off your shoulders." I don't know what the point even is in this post, just that Dipper is this nerdy, unassuming guy who ends up being viciously protective under the right conditions. Like I think Dipper pulls off the bloody and vengeful look SO well that Bill immediately melts and just lets him handle the situation, even though it's not really Dipper's fight to begin with. He's beating the guy to a pulp with zero reserve, and Bill's off to the side swooning and twirling his hair over his man for getting his hands dirty for him.

It's true! While Bill's not the type to enjoy being underestimated, he has to admit! Seeing his adorable husband all riled up on his behalf is a hell of a sight.

The thing is, Dipper's a good guy! He can't help but put himself in danger over others. Even when all reason and logic say that Bill would be absolutely fine if he got his head exploded or a shiv in his kidney, Dipper's instinct is to fully and immediately get in the way of that. To, in fact, be protective.

Mostly this is only evident when Dipper has to stand up to Ford. Yes, yes, Bill's a vile horrible monstrosity, but he didn't do that particular thing you're accusing him of. Watching him stand up to his uncle is a particular treat!

For bigger threats, though - Well. Bill's gonna be absolutely fine, no matter what happens, thank you very much. But he's definitely not opposed to seeing some guy who was about to literally stab him in the back get a few of his teeth knocked out.

#answers #Dipper doesn't like seeing his husband get hurt. Yes Bill likes pain and all but only contextually. And he's immortal. #But Dipper can't help but cringe and wince on his behalf anyway. He talks a lot of shit but he really does love his bastard husband #When it comes to most of the the Ford situations #Bill gets to have fun with those #Dipper's ready to argue on Bill's behalf. Most times. Yes a little head-explodey doesn't keep Bill down but Dipper is NOT a fan #Catch Bill standing just behind Dipper - or even leaping up into his arms and nearly making him topple over - #Only to look very self-satisfied. Going :3 'yes I am babey' #Looking like the perfect innocent cherub he absolutely isn't gets on Ford's nerves in a HUGE way #Both super obnoxious AND it makes his mortal roll his eyes at him. SO fun! #For other times he gets defended it's Bill's turn to roll his eyes #But goddamn if it isn't cute as hell. PLUS it's one of the rare times he actually sees Dipper really riled up #Not in like a flustered argumentative type of way. In an actual Fuck You You're Going Down kinda way #Real stupid that Dipper keeps doing this. But real hard to oppose it when Bill gets such a view outta it! #Also concept: Dipper trying to shield Bill while he's in his real form and feeling a moment of 'oh no' when he fails #Only for like. The knife to go 'tink' off his surface. Bill looks unimpressed #Another reminder for Dipper that yeah okay Bill can handle himself. He feels pretty dumb about it #That's okay DIpper you mean well! Bill will still smooch you for trying #APPROVED.jpeg implied but not included due to me adding too much text

[zerodaryls]

it's so funny (read: sad) that if bigoted fuckheads didn't insist i was a woman simply by virtue of my body at birth, i'd probably be chill with she/her pronouns in addition to he/they. if my mom didn't insist i was her daughter, i'd probably let her call me that, and we could still have a relationship.

i'm nonbinary and 'gendered' words are hypothetically meaningless, but because there are so many people who are more interested in telling me who i am rather than lovingly and curiously letting me express my own sense of self, those words carry trauma.

there's no reason a nonbinary person like myself can't be a son and a child and a daughter. there's no reason a nonbinary person like me can't go by he, they, and she.

'she' is not a slur. 'daughter' is not derogatory. 'beautiful' 'pretty' 'gorgeous' 'feminine' are not insults.

to the contrary, they're parts of language that express certain facets of a multi-faceted human existence, like mine.

and i have this sad, mournful feeling that if it weren't for unloving, condescending people, i'd probably be down to be called any of those things alongside my usual masculine/neutral terminology.

but i'd rather die than let anyone tell me what i have to be called.

#i try to reclaim 'feminine' words for myself in private #calling myself 'babygirl' when i need to chill out. or saying i feel pretty. or going 'she needs help' when i'm struggling lmao. #but there's still so much fucking trauma in those words from the people who've forced them on me #who've snarled in my face that GOD made me ONE THING and ONE THING ONLY and that's a WOMAN (stepdad) #who've guilted me for taking their precious perfect daughter away as if i'm fucking dead (mother) #who've mocked me and everyone like me as if we're not the experts on our own sense of self (general transphobic public) #like. i'm not a fucking man. i'm not a fucking woman. i'm nonbinary. gender is absurdity as a concept. i'm done with it. #but being called a man or a son or a guy or 'he' or WHATEVER in that vein is fine and dandy because i've never had anyone say #'that is all you can EVER be'. or worse: 'that is what GOD made you to be and you have a ROLE to fill' #(christianity pls die approximately yesterday thanku 💖) #so yeah. idk. ranting yet again about Cis Audacity. #the complete lack of empathy. the lack of curiosity even. #the condescending bullshit. the 'i understand you better than you do'. the fucking AUDACITY. #i am the expert on myself. i am the ONLY expert on myself. period. no contest. not a debate. #i understand myself better than anyone else is CAPABLE of understanding me. #i could call myself 'she' and understand that i meant it in a nonbinary way. #in fact i could even see myself letting other trans people call me feminine terms at some point in the future. when i've healed more. #but cis people? probably not. they can call me 'he' or 'they' or they can fuck off & never get to know me because they don't wanna know ME #/end rant #any terfs/bigots that try to touch this post will be swiftly blocked and quite possibly cursed. have the day you deserve <3

[golden-lovers]

i think about this moment all the time

#aew #young bucks #matt jackson #nick jackson #golden lovers #kenny omega #kota ibushi #video #first of all screw off jr for calling it a double v trigger and thank you excalibur for using the CORRECT name #i just. love how the bucks use the golden trigger on him the move that he and ibushi created so thats just. a huge fuck you to him #as one reddit user said its like reminding him 'this is why your ex broke up with you' #and kenny retaliated by kicking out at 1 #god. the crowd reaction was amazing too i mean cmon jr if all those people in the crowd know the story behind it shouldnt you too #nicks expression after kenny kicked out. perfect. kenny hitting the mat. amazing. they dont make matches like this anymore #sorry for the essay in the tags but yeah. i think about this moment a lot #gl classics

[girlscience]

finished opla and have truly shocked myself.... i think sanji might be my favorite. he is just a little baby. i want to squeeze him so hard.

#Nami is also very high up there. loved her so much. Lesbian QUEEN #of course I loved Luffy how can you not??? and zoro was great and so was usopp #but weirdly something about live action sanji was just really good to me #i didn't go into opla expecting to get a new fav. especially since i really don't like sanji in the anime #he's just not my cup of tea... even more so as the series goes on. i liked him more when he was first introduced #so this was a nice surprise!! #also loved coby and helmeppo and garp and zeff and nojiko and all the others #oh!! and buggy. he was hilarious #AND KUINA MY PERFECT DARLING BABY GIRL SHE WAS SO GOOD AND RIGHT AND EVERYTHING TO ME #SHE DESERVED 10000 MORE HOURS OF SCREEN TIME #but yeah opla was very very fun and everyone should watch it #i enjoyed that they actually killed people and the fights (even though there were silly moves) felt serious and dangerous #and there was some blood (not gore which would have shocked me if there was but it wasn't completely bloodless either which i appreciate) #and there was cursing and flipping people off which was perfect and hilarious #AND THE SHIPS WERE SO GOOD LOOK AT THOSE BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL BOATS #anyway i loved it and would watch it 100 more times #one piece

[lesleyjean-nr97gasoline]

Su Mengzhen is all good and nice but being someone growing up with all those chaotic wuxia cdramas from 2000s to early 2010s Chen Chuhe's performance in The Magic Blade (2012) still tops everything else imo. like, Su Mengzhen is fantastic but Ye Kai is GORGEOUS

Meng Xinghun/孟星魂 - The Meteor, Butterfly and sword/流星蝴蝶剑 (2010) Ye Kai/叶开 - The Magic Blade/天涯明月刀 (2012) Su Mengzhen/苏梦枕 - Heroes/说英雄谁是英雄 (2022)

#but yeah su mengzhen brought me back those memories from like 10yrs ago and made me realize how much I adored him as a child #ydk how much ye kai meant to me hes the cutest hes perfect hes everything #but I knew him way earlier than that #I think I first got to know him from jay chous mv #one of my friends was obsessed with him and made us see the mv #and then it's jay chous movie he played a side charater in it #later the meteor butterfly and sword he nailed it in that series hes born for wuxia dramas #oh lets not forget the soap opera that came after #before I finished the magic blade and thats when he started to grow on me #but at that time I already knew him well and have finished several of his works #and I was like dude you again?? #lmao #chen chuhe #baron chen #su mengzhen #shuo ying xiong shei shi ying xiong #heroes 2022 #ye kai #the magic blade #cdrama #meng xinghun

[ask-ursa-tonypeter]

Multiverse question- lmao kind of a crack!question, but with db extremis Tony’s love for all of the Peters, if he could gather them all to his universe, would he? Would he see himself as their protector? Would he be interested in all of them romantically? Would it be like a giant Tony/Peters poly relationship? Omg would he be into Peter on Peter action? My mind is going wild with the possibilities ngl, I’m just picturing a harem of Peters at this point and wondering if extremis!tony would also be imagining this 😂

This is clearly a very serious and important question 😅

Extremis!Tony: As appealing as the idea is… I wouldn't want to do anything to make Peter doubt that he's the most important part of my life. Sure, I would take the opportunity to pick their brain if another Peter fell into my lap, but Petey is the only son that I need.

#fic: double blind #double blind: tony #prompt: multiverse #ursa interlude: #he's not entirely full of shit here actually! #this is one of those areas where he WOULD have an awareness of how this might affect Peter emotionally and would put that first #(it's still. like. through the entirely self-focused lens of “oh but petey would be JEALOUS” instead of “peter would be fucking horrified”) #but. notably. this does not exclude the possibility of VISITING other peters instead of bringing them to him. #petey can't begrudge him some multiversal research visits surely #if he happens to seduce some other peters while he's away on business then that simply isn't for his son to know #but other than that I mean yeah the IDEA of having a perfect little peter commune is something he's totally into #harem of sonwives? yes. son-on-son action? also yes. a+ fantasy will revisit often.

[mcybree]

"if you happen to fall in the subcategory of people who are really into third life and also rain world lets talk. please. i have an au come back"

i am staring at u with my artificer plushy in my hands

*walks onto the stage. taps mic.* um. Jimmy sliver of straw incident. *jumps off the apron breaking all of my bones immediately upon contact with the floor*

#hello hi there um. twirls hair. Lets talk hey man lets talk #ok actually full disclaimer I dont interact with the rw fandom much at all and got into the game mid 2020 so Im #one of those guys who get kind of obnoxious about downpour’s canoninity and get kind of nitpicky about the lore #but if the people can look past that I am all for discussion on 3l rw au. Personally I think scott would fuck it up as an iterator #. probably because he literally is just an iterator to me already im gonna be honest. #emotional dissonance likes to pretend he’s above everyone else needs to be good at everything etc etc. not saying iterators have these- #traits usually im just saying all of these traits of his would make perfect sense if he was an iterator. trust #i have this whole thing written out in my head about rw fh and their citizens colloquially calling their political arrangements a marriage— #between their iterators and how that means very different things to them and I um. Yeah. There’s a plot too sorry im just the fh guy #bree barks so fucking loud #3l but its all sad giant calculator groupchat drama is just really funny to me conceptually imma be honest #Iterator gria n made a death code out of boredom and just to see if he could its fucking awesome #asks

[quolant]

I haven’t watched this show in a billion years but my brain kind of deletes house the show after broken 1 and 2 and just assumes house has a semi good life after that

#read he won’t tell you he loves you #it’s basically my perfect house ending #i agree w the author that one of the best places for house and wilson getting together is after those two episodes #but anyway #yeah house is a gigantic asshole sometimes but #I still have a soft spot for him lol #house md #also I hate seasons 6/7 but that’s another thing #6/7/8*

[knowlesian]

the clever way they set up izzy the unreliable narrator is just… such good writing

i started making a complete list of “things other people agree izzy is good at” and “things only izzy says he’s good at” for brain distractions and on that first list is swordfighting

the second list is …everything else, i truly do find this little fucker so fun on a narrative level. he’s the textbook unreliable narrator: literally everything he says ends up directly contradicted by the people in question or the action, but he swaggers around yelling his version of events loudest! (and weirdest, lmfao.)

and honestly on a deeper level it makes us as an audience look at how we process things people tell us vs things people show us, and how those are often very much at odds.

the writing on this show is ridiculously good, you know? 

#jackie’s hilarious “jesus christ this idiot” face is so amazing sidenote #everything about jackie is peak entertainment #also seriously i love how they set this up #its so easy to just listen to izzy and fill in the blanks he tells us to fill in #he’s a loud confident white guy! we love to associate all those traits with logic and truth and power and natural skill #and then you have fang and ivan and ed and jackie like “yeah nah it’s uh. look we all just sort of accept he lives in his own narrative” #ofmd spoilers #the way this show begs for textual analysis is PERFECT #(well confident in these matters l o l @ his general mental health and self concept) #izzy hands go to fucking therapy in s2 challenge #but also pls stay suspended in amber in this weird little state you are in #it pleases me #i want to poke at your various components and ask them: why? #why’d you do it like that why’s it so weird why is con why is anything??? #like. seriously. he is a feast for my weird id and my think-y brain thoughts #A FEAST TRULY A SONUVABITCH A WONDER AN IDIOT A FUCKIN …SCRUFFY LITTLE NIGHTMARE I LOVE GI #…him no i will not retype that insane sentence fuck that i do what i want #anyway he is. so dumb. so fun. so sad. so terrible??? #a true pickle jar denizen if i ever saw one #ATE. HIS. TOE. LOVED. IT. P. CAME. THE. END. #my ofmd meta

[basslinegrave]

i show this to yall and you boo me off the stage

#theres NO way the purple rabbit is william!!!! outrageous #pose aside hes got the bad neck and big hands look at him #and ik the body is more like a rabbit suit and the back reminds me of how the back of the springl suits looked in the tse comic #but after i thought about the white lines being like springlock markings i cant stop thinking about it #its just a cool design tho i dont think it Actually has more meaning but yeah #william afton #fnaf mxes #fnaf #tagging but if i get one hate comment im turning them off or whatever. idk #ive actually been conditioned by others at this point that glitchtrap is mimic and isnt related to the entity even though theyre both #glitchy rabbits and all they just have such wildly different vibes and yet also have stuff in common #just after seeing those mascot suits the mimic used and how they just look the same as the glichtrap one its like ah yeah. oh well. #but heres how we can still win williams ghost can still haunt the code #im not letting him go #and glitchtrap has like HUGE hands too big for a human but perfect for mimic. BUT. the corpse rabbit (beta entity) and entity also do

[lesbianlotties]

WELL!! time to get started on the bly manor rewatch then!!

#HGJFDHGJDFHG #but first!! let me say!! hill house does not get old!! it's as good as the first time i watched it for sureee #i did tear up during nell's monologue as usual #shirley saying that thing about 'i'm asking you to love me hard these next few minutes' hits sooo hard #when theo takes off her gloves everyone clapped everyone cheered (i'm everyone) #also worst theory in the history of tv theories is that they're still in the red room just because the damn cake at the end is red i REFUSE #to even consider that like let them be happy!!!! #also steven could NOT have written those iconic lines by shirley jackson tbh #do you think when he was old and dying he went to hill house? do you think he told his siblings the truth? do you think they all went there #or absolutely not #anyway yeah perfect show is perfect!!! nothing compares to hill house still it's number one for me i think

[random-kido]

give that gremlin an energy drink

#my art #cell #perfect cell #cell jr #is the drink deserved? #no #do I think it’d be funny if he got one anyway? #yeah #looking at those funky little dudes made me want that blue raspberry jet fuel from Dutch

[vi-visected]

didn’t previously think of this because colin morgan is a pasty little man but like logistically speaking. merlin would totally get paler after moving to camelot right? cause he goes from largely outdoor farm work and what have you to being inside like castle like at least a solid 60% of the time. sure he goes to the market occasionally and the stables and the training ground and sure he goes on hunts but like i’m sure he spends FAR more days totally indoors than he ever did in ealdor so like. he’s totally get paler. right????

#bbc merlin #merlin #merlin emrys #also i’m sort of half thinking of arthur looking at him one day and being like #what are those spots on your face #and merlin is like uh??? what— OH. my freckles?? #and arthur is like . your What #cause yk sure he had to train but Sheltered Childhood there’s no way he was ever allowed to nap in the sun #and merlin is like yeah mom used to say the sun loved me so much she kissed my cheeks all over #and internally arthur is like . yeah that makes perfect sense why wouldn’t the sun love you that much why wouldn’t anyone— #and then out loud he’s like ur face looks dirty #and merlin rolls his fuckin eyes cause Whatever Dumbass #meanwhile arthur is having a Crisis #all because merlin got a little paler working in the castle and his freckles started showing up more

[shuruzy]

i love thinking about dragon zan's giant humongous tail. i need that shit to send me to the ER on impact, not for damage, but for the fact that the venom would be doing serious damage to my insides, like five guys.

#Not So Funny thing about dragon zandiel is that he sometimes chose to lock himself away at the castle because... #yeah he's unintentionally grievously harmed or even killed a few people thanks to his venom. #especially when he was younger & no one knew how bad it was. or that it'd get worse #at first they tried to hide how bad it was from him at first but he quickly figured it out #at the castle they gave him constant spells to lower the damage his venom causes #but since the story has him run away due to people trying to kill him. uh. he doesn't have those spells on him anymore. #ANYWAY DRAGON ZAN YEA HIS SITUATION IS REAL INTERESTING TO ME. like trying to figure out what a full story abt him would be #& thinking how exactly other OtL characters would be converted into this story... like its a very different path from otl #one thing i know is sieg would be a bit more relaxed as he grew up in... better situations than his otl counterpart. not perfect but better

[wren-kitchens]

im literally so glad depression did not take my sense of humour away because if it did I would literally just be angel from buffy and I cannot think of a fate worse than that

#i’m sorry I fucking hate him HES JUST SO BORING #ALL HE DOES IS BROOD #IT’S SO DULL #I couldn’t care less about who you ship buffy with but I could literally never get into her x angel because he’s just so DRY #LIKE YEAH WE GET IT YOU HAVE A SOUL AND YOU’RE SAD GET OVER YOURSELF #he literally. does not fucking stop being Sad all the time #it’s all he does #he’s only fun when he’s evil #and those like three episodes in the first season when he was mysterious in a fun way rather than the always fucking sad way #yeah he’s hot but that could not matter less HES SO BORING #spike is one of my favourite characters #better than angel by far because he’s ENTERTAINING #HE HAS LAYERS #he and joyce watching passions is the funniest shit idec #also that onion flower thing he kept talking about #there was never a dull moment with spike because he was FUNNY #‘out for a walk. bitch’ #buffy is the perfect example of someone who can brood and Not be boring about it because SHE HAS DEPTH #she’s funny AND SHE HAD TO CLAW HER WAY OUT OF HER COFFIN AFTWR SHE WAS DRAGGED OUT OF HEAVEN #SHE GETS TO BROOD #also FAITH oh my god I fucking love faith #s7 faith <33333 #y’know I take back what I said about not caring who you ship buffy with her and faith makes way more sense than her and spike or angel #this turned into a rant about btvs but idec #I was complaining about depression earlier and made this joke to myself and I thought it was hilarious #i’m saying it to my mum tomorrow anyway idc she’d love it #wren wrambles #q