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kombuuuu · 9 months
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Omg I just saw that u write for atsv!! So I was wondering if u could do one with a female reader x hobie where the readers quite reserved to everyone in public (maybe she’d been a spidey longer so she’s lost more people? Idk why she’d be reserved bc I cannot write for shot lmao) and people think she’s super cold but then they like?? Walk in, and she’s like open and warm with Hobie (it doesn’t matter if she’s loud or not) and they kinda just look at the scene in shock like wtf and Pav is sort of smug bc he knew all along and then it comes out that they’re dating?
It Sounds Nice coming from You.
Hobie Brown x Fem!Spidey Reader
“I totally called it.” “Don’t even speak, Pavitr.”
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kisses him cause he my bf (-compulsive liar)
People whispered about you. Spider people and the general public alike. Your city spreading gossip, rumours and misinformation to try and figure out who you were, but that was a Spiderwoman affair, every one of them dealt with it.
But having people same as you talk in hushed tones, glancing at you as you walked past. That’s a new kind of feeling.
The Spider Society didn’t exactly favour you, per se. There was nothing inherently wrong with you either, so no reason to get rid of you. But you were just so silent. No one knew a thing about you.
You mostly kept to yourself around base, never really trying too hard to make friends, you were well known enough not to be questioned. A loyal fighter was what you were recognised for, not your personality, your abilities.
There were still some people that managed to creep their way in though, their hearts so full of love, you didn’t know how to refuse them.
So you conceded. You let them in, and begged to any deity that would listen not to take them from you.
Hobie knew you as someone who could listen. Who understood him rather than challenged his beliefs. Not that he had any, but that was the point.
Your lack of input made him feel accepted in going on tangents of why he thought the way he did. And you just sat, and listened. A kind heart and an open mind.
Which eventually led to him falling for that kind heart. Tripping over his own feet to please your silent self. To get those small smiles or amused huffs out of you.
The occasional time you spoke to him, under hushed breaths and fond tones. God, he couldn’t take it.
The way your accent forms over each and every word, how your voice was akin to honey malt, sweet and addicting. Only giving him small doses, but he was the only one who got those doses. Only him, and you, and the words you spoke or times you listened.
He knows that people thought you were cold, or unloving. And maybe you were at first, maybe he thought you were. But he figured you out fast. Where you couldn’t talk, you could touch. Brushing your hands over his arm to get his attention. Linking your hand through his and dragging him away from people you don’t want to be near, he would smile down at you and follow along like a lost puppy. How your brows would crease a certain way, or nose would scrunch a little when you found distaste in things. He was a fool for you.
Where you lacked in verbal communication, you strived in every other category. So when some Spider-people decided to come to him, urging him for answers about you.
Telling him that he wasn’t sure you even wanted to be here—, Hobie would shut down the conversation quicker than thought to be possible. Giving a simple “She’s just quiet.”, and ditching the moment the words are out of his mouth.
It’d worked—, for a while. Ignoring the demeaning or conspiratorial comments made about you by spider-people a-kind. But eventually it got the better of him. Having him borderline snarl at the people who would talk shit right in front of his, or your, face.
“She’s silent, ain’t she?”
“Yeah. Peter 48 said she was like that ‘cause she killed her parents, made ‘er real quiet.”
“Jesus christ. Wouldn’t surprise me, she’s a freak.”
“Dude—“ One of the two spiders, the first one, turned to Hobie. Spider-senses ringing. Hobie stated back at them, deadpan and unblinking. “Don’t.”
The younger spider paled, quickly trying to backtrack.
“Hey— Hobie. I— Didn’t mean it. Was just repeating what I heard, ykno—“
“Cut it, mate.”
He squeaked, head tilting down in respect, the other spider following.
“Stop spreading shit rumours like ‘at. It ain’t fun when you’re the subject. ‘S it?”
“No.”
“Mm.”
Hobie walked past them smoothly, brushing shoulders with the kid just to scare him a little more. When he was far enough away, he heard them start to whisper to one another. “Fuck man, that was close. He could tell Miguel, and then we’d be out.”
“Jesus..”
He felt rather accomplished that day.
It was days later where you were brought up around him again. He’d been texting you, the upper half of his body hanging from Miguel’s platform, his wicks shifting every time he moved.
Miguel and Lyla were talking amongst themselves, clicking through holograms and sorting things out for potential anomalies.
Jess, Pavitr and Gwen had walked into the room chatting, Pav and Gwen expressing their excitement rather loudly.
He glanced up at them from his phone, you were still typing.
immm gonna b homein ten just be patient >:(
I’m patient 🦑
u werent 2 seconds ago
I don’t subscribe to consistency.
Or this slandering talk
ur consistently lame
also why squid
I’m never lame. Also, he’s cute
hes not real
Don’t do this me
reeeeeal tasty tho
What is wrong with you.
numnnum crunchhhh crrcchhh numnum ( > _ <)
Inhumane.
mmmmmm yummyyyy
He can’t die, he’s immortal
The ‘Texting’ bubble popped up on his screen.
“Hey, Hobie!”
Pavitr was running up to him, looking from his lowered position below the elevated platform.
He slipped further down the platform, slumping slowly as he greeted Pavitr upside down.
“Pav, my guy!”
Pavitr bounced on the balls of his feet, smiling wide at his friend.
“What’chu doing up there?”
His eyes darted to Miguel and Lyla, ending their conversation.
Smirking, he whispered to Hobie, “With the grump.”
Hobie snickered, gaining a disapproving look from Jess.
“Textin’ [Name].”
Just then, the next message from you showed.
immortal ??? how consistent of him to live
He grinned, typing back quickly while Pavitr eyed him knowingly.
He’s a squid, he’s more fluid than anything
ihu
terrivle joke
No, you don’t
And it was great
wtvr >:P
Hobie grabbed the ledge of the platform and swung down, landing softly in front of Pavitr and pocketed his phone.
“Glad ya ‘ere. Those two can’t keep it quiet, aye?” He said, pointing back towards Lyla and Miguel.
“They do argue very often.”
“Nah, Lyla don’t argue, mate. Just the hardass.”
Pavitr snorted and Hobie softly punched his stomach in jest, earning one from Pav to the chest, and starting a round of playful punching. Pavitr laughed as Hobie brought him into a headlock, scrunching his fist over the shorter man’s hair and rubbing it in.
They let up when they heard Lyla teasing Miguel for something again, giggling to each other at his expense.
He threw an arm over his fluffy haired friend and leaned his weight on him. Pav smiled up at him once more, brighter now. Before he could speak, Gwen’s voice echoed through the barren room.
“Same reason as you, I’m guessing.”
Hobie turned his head towards her, dropping himself off Pav and standing up straight again. Smiling at her as she reached him, and went in to hug her briefly. When they disconnected, he spoke again.
“Yeah—, No clue then, mini-punk.”
“Don’t call me that.”
“Neither big bad has said nothin’ to me yet.”
“Seriously, are we going to skip over that?”
“Maybe they’re waiting until [Name] is here!” Pavitr chimed in.
“What does mini-punk even mean!”
“Not exactly, Pavitr.”
Jess, who now was standing next to Miguel, spoke.
The trio turned to face the two elder spider-people.
“Huh?”
“We wanted to have a discussion with the three of you—.” Miguel put his hands on his hips, authority that Hobie only saw as a challenge emanating from his figure.
“—Away from [Name], she’s already been consulted.”
Hobies eyes narrowed, the atmosphere in the room suddenly shifting to something a lot less unfriendly, and a lot more cautious.
Jess caught wind of the younger man’s tense stature and shuffled forward a step, not unwilling to intervene.
“Nothing too bad, just—,” He paused for a moment, the dense light from the reflective floors making the contours of his face pop.
Hobie watched with batted breath, posture only slightly relaxing from the statement. The crease in his brows begging to be drawn, yet his pokerface was something to be beat.
“,—Addressing her.. lack of communication.”
A shiver raked down the brit’s body, physically restraining himself from chewing this man out with a rebuttal.
“Wha’ ‘bout it?”
His gruff voice was a stark indicator of his annoyance.
“Well, ignoring the rumours following her—,”
Hobie, the usually rather sensical man, was getting more agitated by the minute.
“,—We’ve noticed a certain independence that she holds. Something not many others do.”
The punk quirked a brow.
“So?” Gwen was the one to talk now.
“That doesn’t seem very serious, ‘f you ask me.” She laughed lightly, trying to lighten the mood. Something Pavitr seemed a tad scared to do. There was a lot of competition in the air right now, he wasn’t very competitive.
“Exactly, it’s not.”
Jess cut in, seeing how terribly Miguel started this conversation made her cringe.
“It’s not—, but,” She shook her head, hair falling prettily with every move. “,Her ‘independence’, has been more akin to ‘lack of teamwork’. In some cases.”
Gwen started to speak again, her eyebrows furrowed, just as Hobies now were. He was right about brewing with offence.
“So!—,” Jess cut her off before she could begin.
“So there’s no need for her to have distractions anymore. From now on, she will not be going on team missions. Just solo’s.”
“Wha—! You’re cutting her off?!”
“Gwen, it’s not like that.”
“Like hell it isnt! She’s a part of us!”
“Doesn’t this mean she’s going to be in more danger?” Pavitr spoke up, concerned.
“No— well, not unless—,”
“Unless!? You’ve gotta’ be kidding!” Gwen choked out.
“And what does ‘consulted’ mean! Did she agree to this?!—“
They continued to argue, Gwen and Pavitr advocating for your teamwork skills while Miguel and Jess had made up their mind.
“No communication,” He pinched the bridge of his nose “,Fuck off.” Hobie scoffed under his breath, turning to leave and storming out.
The voices of Miguel, Jess and his friends following him through the portal to you.
“You agreed to this?”
lIts not like they’re wrong, I just hold you all back.”
He huffed, exasperated. Not only were you putting yourself in danger, you were doing it alone. And letting some guy who has a borderline vendetta against teens be the call for it.
“Now, you know that’s not tr—“
His stern voice was cut off by the frown on your face quivering. A due sign of you nearing to cry.
“Oh, shit— C’mon dollface, c’mere.”
He sat down on your shared bed, scooting against the headboard and bringing you into his lap. A soothing hand ran over your back as you tried to reel in your embarrassment.
“I really didn’t mean to agree.”
Hobie sighed, pushing your head into his neck and watching how the rings adorning his fingers rose goosebumps in their path. “I know, sweet’eart.”
And he did know, the moment that it had been a meeting addressed solely with just Jess and Miguel, he knew that Peter had been excluded for a reason. That Miles had been sent after an anomaly as an unknowing distraction for Peter to chase after. He knew those two intimidated you. And the fear of parental disappointment was something they used on you—, young, sweet you. That only ever got hurt because she didn’t want her problems to hurt others, or herself.
You had opened up to him once. Told him what everyone twisted when they whispered sickening words. A story unlike the rumours crowding your reputation.
How no, you hadn’t killed your parents, or siblings, or whatever messed up thing people claimed of you.
You told him how you hadn’t been bitten yet. How, when your family was killed, you hadn’t had any powers. So you couldn’t save them. And it wasn’t even canon. Nothing could’ve stopped them from dying, but it didn’t have to happen. And that was the guilt that weighed on you. How no matter the hardships your parents put you through, a kid neglected of attention. You still would rather die a million times for them to live once.
And it’s all “would”, and never “can”.
Other spider-people don’t have to live with the fact their parents died for nothing. Was what you said. A messed up thought, no doubt. And one you felt guilty for. But the sole continuer of this sorrow-filled silence. Which has worked well enough to protect you so far, why is Hobie one to break that?
Because you love him, you guess.
His hands slid further down your back, resting on the curve of your waist in his lap.
His breathing soothed yours. The shuddering breaths you had been giving to stop your tears, also stopped.
“You wanna talk about your day instead, luv?”
“Yeah, thank you Hobie.”
“Love when you say my name, Babydoll. So pretty and sweet like that.”
Wrapping your hands around his lithe waist, you hummed. Beginning your recount of the day in the honeyed, reserved tone you’d always held.
Around half an hour had passed with Gwen arguing against Miguel before Peter showed up, Moles in tow.
“What’s all this about?” His slippers flopped when he walked and the baby carrier strapped to his chest shifted every time a sleeping MayDay squirmed to get comfortable.
“This—, This asshole!”
“Gwen.” Jess chastised her.
Gwen ignored it, pointing at Miguel accusingly. “—Kicked [Name] off the team!”
“Not kicked.”
“You said she wasn’t going with us anymore.”
Miles looked offended by the prospect. “Why?”
“She’s not kicked, she’s simply better off solo.”
“Oh, so it’s our fault then!”
“Gwendolyne.”
“All of you, stop.”
Peters voice ended the bickering, having learnt since fatherhood exactly how to use said voice. “We are not sending an 18 year old on solo mission against anomalies.”
“Since when did you have a say—“
“Miguel. You’re an idiot if you think i’m going to let that happen. That’s a kid.”
“She’s an adult.”
“When it’s convenient to you.”
Miguel pinched his nose bridge, growling under his breath. Jess spared a glance at him before wincing and backing down from the conversation.
“She doesn’t talk to people.”
“I’m sure she does, just not to you.” Gwen cut in.
“Yeah, her and Hobie talk a lot.” Miles prepped up on his toes. Pavitr smiled and hummed an agreement.
“Not that I’ve seen.”
Peter gave him another disapproving look. “Disregarding that. The fact you decided to not consult me on this decision is another reason that it’s not happening.”
“Consult? Like some council, please.” Miguel scoffed at him, rolling his eyes and turning to open a holographic tab.
“Yes, like some council. Someone’s gotta be the brains ‘round here.” The father joked, coddling MayDay as she cooed.
“I’m going to go inform [Name] the retraction of this decision.”
“Don’t you dare.”
“Oops too late, portals open.”
“Can I come with?” Miles jogged after Peter, hopping quickly through the portal, Peter, Gwen and Pavitr following. Not without Gwen flipping Miguel off as she went. “We’ll sort something out, she can go duos with Hobie.” Jess put a hand on his shoulder, watching as he stared off to where the portal had previously been with a sided expression before sighing.
“Yeah..”
“That went great.” Lyla dragged, popping up on Miguel’s shoulder.
“I’m a second away from shutting you off.”
The AI blew a raspberry at her companion, and disappeared.
He had went off on a tangent about some movie he saw, or song he’d heard. Hobie honestly couldn’t remember, he was too focused on you. The way your voice sounded, how open you were being with him when every now and then you would respond to him. The hearts in his eyes were probably from how heavy his own was beating. Staring at you like a sinner to a prophet.
You had moved down from his lap, now curled against his side, head leaning on his shoulder and hand resting on his chest. At some point, the movie you had been watching before Hobie showed up was unpaused, and serving as background noise for his quiet rambling.
Both of you pressed under a blanket to beat the cold, and the darkness outside your window being killed off by the lights strung across your room. He doesn’t think he’s ever felt this cozy, this utterly comfortable.
Sparks of colour strung out of nowhere, neither of them really seeing it at first, up until it spat out Miles. He stumbled forward a little and went to greet you before taking on the scene. You and Hobie cuddled up on a bed, blanket wrapped around you both, fire going, people singing. He was exaggerating the last parts, but it felt necessary for something so unexpected.
“Hey—, guys.” The awkward teen managed, before Peter walked through the portal with the other two in tow.
“Woah, no mean to interrupt.”
Peter put his hands up in surrender. Hobie snorted, it wasn’t like you were incapable of affection, It just seems he was the only one who got it.
“I totally called it.”
“Don’t even speak, Pavitr.”
He pouted, before giggling and waltzing over to sit next to the both of you. Flopping down on the bed and turning to watch the TV.
“Oh my god, I love this movie!”
“Favourite character?” You inquired. A collective raise of eyebrows was shown throughout the room.
Gwen shuffling over to sit down as well, a baffled look on her face.
“The horse.”
“Pff- Max?” Hobie snorted at Pav. Giving the still rather confused Miles - Peter duo a reassuring smile. And greeting Gwen with a fist bump, she smiled wearily at him before her smirk filled out and she punched his arm in congrats.
Pavitr nodded and laughed, gasping excitedly when the scene on the lake showed up. “Perfect timing.”
You glanced up at Hobie, Miles and Peter finding somewhere to sit as well, talking quietly amongst themselves.
He smiled at you, bringing you in closer while Pavitr sat smug.
The air of confusion slowly dissipated into something accepting, none but Pavitr had really expected you to be so.. Open. But they came to find they didn’t exactly mind it.
Everyone had left by now, the knowledge that you didn’t have to go on dangerous missions alone anymore leaving Hobie satisfied and you comforted.
“You doin’ right, babe?”
“Yeah, Hobes.”
You gripped his shirt a tad tighter and yawned, eyes drifting more shut as the minutes ticked down. “Wanna go t’ bed?”
“We’re in bed, dummy.”
He shot you a playful look.
“Don’ ge’ smart with me, young lady.”
You smiled at him before he made the decision to shuffle you both down in bed to get comfortable, switching off the lights by the outlet. He moved back to you, letting his whole body rest near yours, and letting you initiate any contact wanted.
A leg wrapped around his, and your arm still picking the fabric of his shirt.
“Sleep, sweethear’.”
“Mhmmph.”
Hobies breathe lulled you to sleep, white noise against your racing thoughts. He watched you fall, your trust in him to keep you safe was enough to make a man weak. He smiled, looking out your shared window at the city life below.
No crime, no anomaly or misshaped villain could possibly drag him away from you.
BAMBAMBAM 🦑‼️
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little-miss-dilf-lover · 10 months
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HEY HEY HEY so I’ve never requested anything before bc I’m new to tumblr and idk if this is even where I’m supposed to request thing so if i’m wrong then I sincerely apologise.
BUT, if I am then slay I have a funky idea for a tangerine fic that I think you would write so well :)
So I saw you said you’re British but idk if you ever went to a youth club? Like where they have 5-12 year olds come for group games in a sports hall and they do arts and crafts and play with the big rainbow parachute thing on the ground?? Well anyhoo I’ve been stuck on this non hitmen au where I can see reader being one of the leaders who takes the club and usually lemon is the other one, but for whatever reason, maybe like a recreational injury, he needs tangerine to fill in for a few weeks. So this is reader and tan meeting for the first time other than Lemon mentioning him and obviously Tan isn’t used to being around kids and is a grumpy dude and doesn’t know how to talk to them while playing the games but reader finds it funny because she knows them all well. Some funny Tangerine and kiddio interactions results in him catching her attention and the two become better friends while the group are away with the arts and crafts leader. Maybe they get up to some interesting stuff after a few weeks in the sports supply store room?? I just think it’s a fun little thing and the idea gives me nostalgia because if my old youth club lol
HI HI HII!! don’t worry you did it right! okay so, for this I had too many ideas (as it felt so nostalgic to write) I kinda added too much but not enough and feel as though it may not make any sense (like I waffled) I really loved this idea and don’t know if I did as well as I could’ve. but thank you for requesting, hope you like it💌
uncle lemon’s brother
tangerine x f reader
wc || 1.2k
warnings || none
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Most days, you worked at the local youth club, where you'd lead all sorts of fun activities for the kids. Whether that be arts and crafts, sports in the indoor hall or nature walks, whatever it was that kept the kids entertained, you did it. 
Luckily you have a work partner that helps lighten the weight of the kids' intense energy. He's much like a child himself, so he fits in perfectly. When he first joined several months back, the kids gave him a nickname before he could even introduce himself, naming him Lemon, well, Uncle Lemon. There was no reason behind the nickname other than it was 'funny'.
You and Lemon were quite a pair when handling the kids. You had worked out a system that allowed the children to do as much as possible in the short time you had available. You'd lead the artsy sessions, and Lemon managed the sporty activities. 
Last week, during one of the after-school sessions, Lemon ironically injured his wrist on one of the climbing apparatuses while on lookout duty. So for his temporary replacement, he asked his brother to fill in. You've never met his brother before, only hearing bits of him when Lemon would share stories or memories. You were a little uncertain if he would be a good substitute considering how much of a grump he was described as. 
-
Today is his brother's first day, so you were patiently waiting by the front desk to give him a quick tour before the kids arrived. Hearing a car pull up out front, you hastily organise the schedule for this afternoon, flicking through the papers as you make your way to the entrance.
"Hey, 'lright?" the man greets, extending a hand.
"Hi," you reply, shaking his hand as you hold his intense eye contact. "You're Lemon's brother, right?"
"Yeah-- Lemon?" he questions, his head slightly cocking.
Snickering. "Yeah, the uh- kids gave him that nickname when he joined. Clearly, it's stuck. How is he doing, by the way?"
"So dramatic," he scoffs. "Acting like he broke his whole body. Can't believe the knob-- sorry, the idiot broke his wrist on a climbing frame," he snickers, following after you. 
"Yeah, that sounds about right," chuckling. 
-
It took a little time for Lemon's brother to settle into his new role. It was quite clear that he was not used to being around kids, but as the afternoon went on, he grew more comfortable, and his demeanour began to change. Soften, even.
He was 'coaching' a game of dodgeball while you entertained the eliminated kids, telling them stories until the next round. 
"Bob..." a little boy asks, lightly tugging on your hand.
"We're still calling me 'Bob'?" you question, your features playful as you act displeased. "But, yes, munchkin. What's up?" you ask, ruffling his hair.
"What should we call him?" he asks, blatantly pointing across the hall.
"I think something funny," someone else adds, giggling.
"I think we should call him turd man,"
"Turd man?" you entertain, pretending to be disgusted. "That's so disgusting."
"I like turd man,"
"Me too," another adds.
"Mr Grump,"
"Don't forget he's Lemon's brother, so we should call him something similar?" you prompt, trying to ease them into a less disgusting name. 
"BANANA," a young boy calls out, practically jumping in excitement.
"Apple,"
"Orange,"
"Lemon number two,"
"Oh, how about something citrus-like. Something sour, maybe?" you chuckle, occasionally catching eyes with the new replacement across the way.
"Satsuma," a little girl calls out, pulling the small orange from her shoe.
"Sweetie, that's a tangerine," you smile.
"That's a good name,"
"We should call him that,"
"Please can we call him that, Bob?"
"Please..."
"Hm, I don't see why not," you laugh, ushering the kids along to join in the new game.
"Tangerine," a young girl calls out, rushing over.
"Tangerine!" another screams. 
"Why the calling me that?" he whispers, his head hung low as he leans towards you. 
"Ask them," you snicker, talking close to his ear. "Could be worse. They call me Bob,"
"Okay, yeah, you're right. That's much worse," he chuckles. "'lright," he claps, gathering the kids together. "We got time for one more game, ain't we, Bob?"
Grinning. "Yeah, I think so, Tangerine."
After one quick game of dodgeball later, you, Tangerine and the kids walked back to the main rec room to wind down before hometime. All sat in a circle as you all took turns to share your favourite part of the day.
"Where are you from, Tangerine?" a little boy asks, picking his nose as he poked him with his free hand.
He turns to look at you, his features begging for help as he leans away from the bogey picker. "Um... from my house,"
"Me too,"
"And me,"
"I'm from Poland,"
"Me too,"
"My daddy is from Ireland,"
"Where is that?"
"Near Spain,"
"No, that's an island,"
"You're wrong,"
Listening to all the kids blabber on, you face Tangerine, masking a snicker when you see his exasperated expression. "Hang in there," you mouth, a smile pulling on the corners of your lips. 
Playing along, he checks the time on his watch. "Almost there," he whispers. 
As the days went on, Tangerine grew a lot more comfortable with the kids, and he looked as though he was starting to enjoy his time with them. There was something so endearing about seeing a burly, attractive man acting so juvenile while entertaining kids, how soft and gentle he could be while speaking to them. 
-
The two of you had spent lots of time together over the last couple of weeks, hanging out and chatting whenever there was a moment free. Tangerine was very slow to warm up, very reserved, but once you got past the first layer, you realised just how decent a person he is. 
The kids had just left for the day, so you and Tangerine had to pack away the equipment in the sports cupboard that was left out.
"Hey, pass us that, would ya?" he asks, nodding to the bag of balls behind you. 
"The ballbag?" you grin, reaching over the messily organised area. "You gotta say it. That's the rule round here," you joke.
"Ballbag," he says flatly, extending a hand. "Now give it," 
"Yeah, one min, my legs stuck,"
"Stuck?"
"Yeah," you sigh.
"Don't move. I'll come help," grinning.
"You're a funny man,"
He parts the boxes to the side as he makes his way over to you, moving the equipment out of the way so he can crouch to the floor beside you. His hand is warm and firm as he grips your ankle, slowly guiding it from the crack, looking up at you. 
He coughs in his fist, clearing his throat. "There we go," he says, glancing away from your admiration-filled gaze.
Clearing your own throat, awkwardly looking away. "Thanks,"
"Yeah," he nods, meeting your eyes once more. 
He slowly stands up, keeping his eyes glued to yours. His head hangs low as he brushes a strand of hair away from your face, his eyes darting over you. "No problem," he whispers. 
"We should get going," you whisper back, practically pulling away.
"Don't worry. I weren't gonna kiss ya," Tan chuckles, lacing his hands into yours. Smirking. "Not yet, anyway."
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brookesallow · 6 months
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I’ve been J2 enjoyer for over a year by now, but I still doubt they're really together. I just don't get what's the point in maintaining that "straight dudes" bullshit considering that both actors obviously are not that popular outside of spn community. I don’t see any benefits (including financial) in that. I mean, this strict masculine image of them? No one really cares, especially considering that spn has been associated with Destiel (even among those people who have never even seen a single episode of the show) for ages. Do you think J&J's families are not aware of all of the fan speculations about homosexual subtext in the show? Idk man.
Btw there's a lot of really famous hollywood stars out there whose beards never last longer than a couple of years, but what i believe is tinhat logic assumes that both couples have been faking it for more than ten years so far.
But anyway, thanks in advance for your response! Maybe you can change my mind on this topic! ❤️
"I just don't get what's the point in maintaining that "straight dudes" bullshit considering that both actors obviously are not that popular outside of spn community."
Well, I dont agree in that part. A lot of people know Jensen for others shows (DOOL, TB, BS) and with Jared there are a lot of older people who know him for Gilmore girls and now for Walker. So ofc they are the Spn guys but they are not just the Spn guys, you know what I mean?
"I don't see any benefits (including financial) in that. I mean, this strict masculine image of them? No one really cares, especially considering that spn has been associated with Destiel (even among those people who have never even seen a single episode of the show) for ages."
I understand your point, at first I thought the same, like why would they hide themselves? We are on the 21st century but then when you start to listen and see a lot of evidences of how it's to be in the real show business... I'm gonna show you an example:
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"There were other like pressures and considerations for me to be public and I felt okay I want to do this. But I spoke to my managers about it who happened to be christians and so I was like, "Okay, I know that there's a potential risk here" and he was very loving and supportive and helpful in me understanding that there are like risks if I do this. It's totally my choice. Yeah. But it could affect not only people perceptions but also hireability for jobs. I did ended up getting fired from a children's show because they felt I was unsafe now that they knew I was queer to be around kids. So there was like definitely discrimination there but like the beauty far outweighs the hate comments."
They fired Alyson only for being queer
Also @not-a-perfect-metaphor made a really GREAT POST about the homophobia on the industry, you should check it
How the show teams control actors relationships:
An actor telling his own story and how writers and producers pressure actors on their relationships⬇️
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When Spn started being filmed Jared already had a beard, Sandy, she confirmed that after breaking up their relationship.
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So I think he thought/someone told him, it would be better for his career showing that he was straight keeping away the public eye of his real relationships. If everyone thought that he was straight nobody would fire him because of being lgtbi.
After Spn started being filmed the people of the show were shocked with J2 chemistry that they even changed the path that the show was going to follow.
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When J2 started having more than a friendship and the Spn team noticed it, I'm sure there must have been a conversation advertising J2 that whatever they had people couldnt know about it out of screen, because they knew Spn had a big potential, J2 had mentioned that the guys on set told them that their show would have a long way, during the first season.
And about that "no one cares", people care, last year the world went crazy because in the Buzz Lightyear movie there was a kiss between two women and that is just an example of how homophobic is this world.
Also:
A lot of Jared's stans hate Jensen
A lot of Jensen's stans hate Jared
Cockles side usually hate Jared and they believe that maybe J&M could be more than friends.
"Btw there's a lot of really famous hollywood stars out there whose beards never last longer than a couple of years, but what i believe is tinhat logic assumes that both couples have been faking it for more than ten years so far"
Jared and Jensen dont like to share their private lives, if both of them werent married with a girl the fans would ask why they are single or with who are they sharing their lives. Imagine us right now if they were singles or with (1-2 years beards all the time)... Also dealing with a lot of beards it more complicated, you have to fake a lot of stories and show yourself all the time with the new one.
Jensen joking about Jared showing himself on Brazil.
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"You should know better"
They know better. Jared and Jensen years before ⬇️
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Their weird relationships
Let's say J2 are just friends, dont you ever think that Jared and Jensen have a very weird relationships with the wives?
The weird engagement and weddings
If you havent checked that you definitely should
When they post old photos or videos saying they are current ones, so they can lie about where they are, Gen is an expert on this.
Or all the times they changed the protagonists of the stories by mistake.
The pain they have for being in the public eye
You should also check this post⬇️
But it's not as easy as a list of reasons that I can number, it's more like HUNDREDS OF THINGS that I have seen that make me believe and know that they are beards.
"But anyway, thanks in advance for your response!"
Thank you for the questions!
"Maybe you can change my mind on this topic!"
That's not my job, well, that's not what I try to do with my acc. I dont want to convince people, I'm not the one who has the truth or something. I wish people have their own ideas and we can exchange them and expand them together. But I dont want to be like a dictator or something . I know this is not a really great post but as I have said this is difficult to explain, because it's like if I have to put years of memories on a post, sorry :,(
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TBB s3 ep4 Thoughts!!!
Oooohh starting off strong
Omega immediately wanting to go back because “it’s right”
Crosshair wanting to keep moving, not because he’s scared of going back but because he understands that he can’t help anyone if he’s dead
Ah there he is. The bitch. The Hemcock.
I wanna say Nala Sa deserves to be in prison but idk I’m starting to feel for her
Pretty sure she won’t survive the season though
IM SORRY THAT SHOT WHERE THE COAT IS HANGING OVER THAT POWER LINE???
is that,,,, a reference to yanno,,, shoes hanging from a power line?
hahahahahahah poncho stormtroopers
“You’re the one who wanted to bring… the hound.”
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
YOUR HONOUR I LOVE THEM
best duo this show has given us
If Hunter was the hesitant but willing dad, Crosshair is the exasperated older brother that was forced to bring his younger sister to the party he was invited to an now has to spent all night watching her
Ey not cool Omega. Someone was using that jacket to advertise their business
“See, isn’t this better?” “No.” “Ugh.”
HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHA
“I could take out half of them before they even know what happened” 😳😳
Yeah, I believe you sir
Damn fuck how many more clone crushes will I have to be burdened with
Jesus Christ
“That went well” “Stow it”
THEM
YOUR HONOUR
THEM!!!
Scottish Robot ahhahahahahaha
Say what you will about Crosshair, when that dude sat down across from Omega he was ready for a FIGHT
big ol’ softie <3
“You or your dad”
Glad Hunter wasn’t there to hear that
Or Crosshair for that matter
Both would’ve blown their cover
Tbh Crosshair makes a fair point about leaving while they can. The planet is filled with Empirials and they are running out of time
But he also hasn’t been part of a team in a while and maybe he’s forgotten some of what that entails too
Either way, loving how “selfless” and “selfish” are meeting in this ep
“I’ll do it your way BUT I WOULD LIKE THE RECORD TO REFECT THAT I DONT WIKE IT!”
Crosshair giving Omega a boost to get over the wall I’m crying
“Shouldn’t we free the other animals too?” “Don’t push it.”
HE IS MY SOULMATE (based on sarcasm. I am vegetarian and I would free those animal friendos in a heartbeat)
The extra head shake and eye roll at that question too, he is already so done I can’t hahahahahahahah
“I hope your take-offs are better than your landings” “we’re about to find out”
Aaaaaaand that just reminded me that Tech was the one who taught her to fly
🥲🥲🥲🥲
That fucking shriek when the stormtrooper got blasted by the engine hahahahahaha
Ohohoh altered batch theme after take off? Okayokayokay I see you👀
Jesus Christ, Crosshair trying to prepare Omega for the very real possibility that Hunter and Wrecker are dead?
Like I know it seems cruel and defeatist but it’s actually kind in a way
Managing expectations in order to save her from a worse fall out
FUCK I THOUGHT I’D HAVE TO WAIT TILL NEXT EPISODE FOR THEM REUNION
JESUS
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AAAAAAHHHHH
“We crossed the galaxy four times looking for you”
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SIR
I AM QUACKING
why did Hunter’s appearance suddenly piss me off
Like Wrecker had a cute line and Hunter had to walk up like
“Um, five actually”
Like idk it felt like he was taking over the moment (which makes sense because he’s her dad but still it just sounded awkward)
EXCUSE ME??? I BEG YOUR BIGGEST PARDON??
Omega just explained that she only got off that planet AND survived so far thanks to Crosshair and all they can do is look all bitchy butt-hurt
Like I expected this from Hunter but why isn’t Wrecker hugging him?
Bc they went looking for Cross before, I thought we were past the straight up hate?
Love how stoically Cross is taking it though
I have to admit, so far this is one of my all time favourites. The comedic timing, the very real story line, the confrontation of previously opposed characters? Wonderful. But the pièce de résistance? Crosshair’s character description rings true again. “Severe and unyielding” Tech had said. I’ve rambled about this a lot recently, but the boiled down version is that when Crosshair commits to something, he commits all the way. Like how he committed to the Empire so hard that he hunted down his brothers. Or when he finally decided the Empire was a bunch of shitbags and shot officer shitbag (I forget his name) in the face. He has now decided to commit to Omega, for whatever reason. And it shows. Because even when she tells him to go, he’s literally only a minute behind her. He lets her employ her own strategies despite his preference and experience. He’s ready to beat up Captain Dickhead (did they even give him a name?) for sitting down across from her. He tells her to get into the ship first while he lays down cover fire.
Crosshair’s next “severe and unyielding” decision is Omega’s safety. And I couldn’t be more excited to see where it goes!
AND I cannot believe how much I suddenly like his character. I was so disinterested in him for like s1 and maybe 90% of s2 but now I am more interested in what becomes of him than I am in what the deal is with Omega’s M-count.
I’m saying it now. These seasons hyper focuses are: Rex, Echo and Crosshair (in that order) (for now, we’ll see)
Thanks to everyone who sat through that, have a good day/night/whatever, friend!
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SKYE! HOW would a date go with each of the Riddlers? I feel like ZY would sabotage the others any chance he could get. Hopefully this wasn’t already asked.
Who would have thought this is what my blog would become? Fulfilling people's desire to know how their favorite Riddler who go about romancing on a date.
I could not be prouder of myself.
Unburied - It’s pretty casual, I’m not gonna lie. He’s the most laidback of the Riddlers, and he’s not going out of his way to be strange. Something simple, like a lunch date, to feel out the situation. No fear for your life with this one.
ZY - Aw man, he’s got a date?? Better start the night off right by being twenty minutes fashionably late. While you’re on the date, though, I hope you’re not shy. He’s taking every opportunity he can to show you off to the waitstaff, bartender, other patrons of wherever you may be. “Yeah, aren’t they super hot? Only the best for Mr. Eddie Nygma.” Oh, shoot, yeah you’re paying, right?
Dano - Red. The entire time. There is not a moment he is not visibly embarrassed. Not by you! By the notion that other people can see that this little weirdo is on a date with this being of pure light for some fucking reason beyond his comprehension. Maybe stick to something secluded and personal.
YJ - This dude is falling over himself to ensure that every detail goes perfectly. He’s got an absolutely adorable day of activities planned. Ice cream shops, walks in the park, an evening of fireworks (idk how he managed to find that this time of the year but whatever). Like, this is the kind of date that a little kid dreams of having with their first love.
Gotham - Okay, where YJ’s perfectly planned date is cute and fun, this guy’s date is regimented and meticulous. It’s not that it isn’t a great time, he put a lot of thought into what you would enjoy together, but he’s very strict that “we have to leave at this time because otherwise we won’t be able to catch the sunset at this location at precisely 7:43 pm”. If you’re cool with that, then it’s gonna be great!
BTAA - Quite possibly the most romantic date you will ever go on in your life. He has evaluated the statistics and logic of every situation that may arise and is prepared for anything. He calls in some favors and has a Michelin Star restaurant air drop your favorite meal to be enjoyed on the deck of this yacht he just stole. Lots of compliments, both for you and himself, he’s such a sweetheart when he wants to be.
Arkham - It’s a date in the privacy of his little lair, but that doesn’t make it any less special. He covered the entire ceiling with stringed lights in the shape of question marks. Dinner is takeout from his favorite restaurant (the one thing he failed to acknowledge was what your preference was in terms of a meal). After that, with a flourish of his little dirty hands, he’ll get some music playing and set up chairs so you and he can watch the Batman fail another one of his stupendous traps. Yes, Mr. Nygma sir sure knows how to meticulously structure a good time.
BTAS - He’s shy! So very shy! When he’s the Riddler, he can do whatever he pleases, but when presenting himself as Eddie Nygma, he’s a little less confident. He’s sparing no expense to make this a memorable occasion for the both of you, but it’s easy to see that he’s just as nervous as you probably are.
Telltale - His idea of a “date” is going to a nice restaurant together. Which is great, but don’t expect any great lengths to be taken to make it romantic. Is it not enough that he would give up hours of his precious time to converse with you? Maybe that’s just his love language though: giving the time of day.
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Motivating myself to watch episode 6 by telling myself I can skip all of Adam's dialogue if I want
FINALLY we get a fuckin kiss between Charlie and Vaggie. It's still just a cheek kiss but I'll take it
Oh yeah Cherri Bomb was a character from the pilot huh
WHITE MAN JUMPSCARE
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I still realllly feel like having the angels swear was a bad call but here we are ig
Okay at first impression, I'm not super impressed by Heaven's design. It just looks like hell but with a pastel color palette. Same with the angel designs, there's not really anything that sets them apart
[vine boom sound effect]
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Ah, Adam again, time to mash the skip button
"No one but the exorcists can know about the exterminations" WAIT so Heaven doesn't even know they're exterminating demons????
Vaggie's a fallen angel we all called it
Girl why did you let this gross fuck pick your name, and then KEEP it?
Oh wait that's a cute as hell backstory for Vaggie and Charlie, really wish we got to see more of them but they're barely a focus
"Their love is vile and blasphemous." Are you saying that because Vaggie's an angel and Charlie's a demon or because they're both women
"Hot as fuck though" yep definitely because they're both women
Webster's Dictionary exists in this universe. I'm not sure what to make of that
"What do you think it takes to get into Heaven?" Clearly not a lot if they let Adam stay there
Why is Angel talking about Val like he's just a pushy manager and not his literal abuser, what is happening here
When did Angel Dust give a shit about getting into Heaven?? This is just Alastor all over again where these characters have a significant change of heart completely off screen
What is Angel's "progress" even supposed to be?? Is he sober now? Going to actual therapy? You can't just say a character's making progress without actually telling us what they're doing to better themselves
Pentious you are too good for this show, someone please rescue this man
Cool, y'all did THAT joke.......
WAIT so NO ONE actually KNOWS how to get into Heaven????? What?????????
Once again a really good song that doesn't feel earned whatsoever
Okay if Heaven didn't know about the exterminations what the fuck did they think the angels were doing going to Hell each year??
"If Hell is forever then Heaven must be a lie" PREACH IT
Also kinda feel like Charlie learning Vaggie was an angel could've had some more weight to it if maybe Charlie had a traumatic experience with angels or, idk actually seemed to be traumatized from seeing her people slaughtered. But FUCK dude the reveal itself is SO well done what the actual fuck
Okay so, absolute banger song at the end there. But where the fuck do we go from here?? This feels like it could've been a season finale yet we have a few more eps to go I'm pretty sure.
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Prompt 4 with nanamiiiiiiii pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
BabySitter
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CW; reader is 17, character is 28, age difference, strictly platonic, complements said to character, type of flirting (its teasing/joke tho), shouting at reader, kinda swearing
Pairings; rich!fem!reader x bodyguard!nanami (platonic)
Summary; After getting caught too many times, your father decided to get you a body guard. In an attempt to get rid of him, you go it the mall with your best friend.
Word count; 3k+
Prompt: “that’s enough.”
A/n; aaah here it is! Worked 2 days on this and ngl I never did watch the anime so he might be a little too formal. BUT I did enjoy writing this so please send any requests along! And I hope you enjoy! :)
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12 minutes.It took them 12 minutes to find where you were. It’s worse that there are things that you shouldn’t be having at the party, especially at a party with teenagers. And you thought escaping to go to the party was easy. Oh how you knew you were going to get it. Your father stood in front of you with guards blocking the way out.
“Y/n I expected better. I told you that, you, explicitly, couldn’t go anywhere until we finish the meeting. You could’ve been kidnapped or worse”
“But dad I was bored! What was I meant to do wait?”
“That’s exactly what your meant to do! You leave me no choice but to take your credit card and get you a bodyguard”
“Okay fine my card is understandable but a bodyguard! That’s crazy! I don’t need to a baby sitter! I’m 17 for god sake!”
“It’s too late. My decision is final. Now go to your room, your grounded until you show me you can behave.”
You left for your room, sitting on your bed and sulking over the fact your going to have a babysitter. Or as your dad called it a “bodyguard”. You wished your mum was here, but tragically she died in a car accident when you were still a toddler so you knew how precious you were to your father. He loved you but you couldn’t blame him since you managed to get past everything he tried but that also didn’t change the predicament you got yourself into. You decided to texted your best friend telling her about what happened.
Bestie <33
I got caught ;(
Now my dad got me a babysitter
Oh cheer up,is it a guy or girl?
And are they hot?
Oh shut up.
And he didn’t even tell me so idk
Ok fine, how about
you just try getting rid of them?
Ooo, now your talking!
Just come to the mall tomorrow,
I need more outfits
Didn’t you buy some last week?
Yeah but I already wore those
Okay whatever you say
After chatting with your friend you started realising that you actually didn’t know who it was going to be. It could be some scary homeless dude your dad found on the street. You started praying it was atleast a girl, maybe you 2 could be friends. And with that you fell asleep.
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“Honey wake up. Sweetie please get up” Your father shook you lightly.
“So early in the morning though” You slowly sat up on your bed,rubbing your eye to try get the tiredness out. You squinted your eyes seeing a tale, well-built man who was wearing a suit with blonde hair styled with a neat part next to your dad.
“Dad who’s this?“ you say visibly confused as you regained your eyesight.
“This is Mr Kento Nanami, he’s your new bodyguard.” Your dad sounded oddly proud for his accomplishment of finding such a well groomed bodyguard.
“But Dad he’s like 50! People are gonna think I’m dating this weirdo!”
“That’s no way to talk to your bodyguard y/n!”
“Im 17 I shouldn’t have some babysitter! I should be able to make my own decisions!”
“Sneaking out to go to a party at 3am shouldn’t be one of them!” He took a deep breath to calm himself down “Y/n, you are having him as a bodyguard and that’s final. Now if you need me I’ll be in my office” Your dad walks off leaving you and this “weirdo” in your room.
“So… your what now?”
“As your “dad” stated I’ll be your body guard. I’ll have to watch over you and make sure you don’t do anything reckless”
“Okay old man, I know my dad told you to do this but aren’t you annoyed you have to babysit me? You can just quit right now and blame it on me. I won’t mind.”
“Nice try but I already got paid so orders are orders until said otherwise. And I’m not your babysitter, I’m your bodyguard”
Man, this guy was going to be hard to convince. You thought as you looked at Nanami who was looking around the room, analysing it.
“Okay mr bento ninja could you leave my room?”
“It’s Mr Nanami to you, and I can’t just ‘leave’ I was ordered to stay”
“So what your going to watch me change then?” You say raising your eyebrows while starting at him awaiting his answer.
“Of course not, don’t be childish. I’ll leave if you had told me why.” He says as he left the room and closed the door behind him.
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After getting changed into a sleek bodycon dress that really complemented your look, and with some makeup,heels plus a matching purse, you were all good to go. Now to only convince your dad. Shouldn’t be hard right? Walking down the staircase with Nananmi behind you (you couldn’t help be a little disgusted), you went to your fathers office and opening the door when hearing a “come in” by him.
“Dad could you please give me my credit card back? I promise I won’t spend much” you say with a pouting face and batting your eyes. You knew he couldn’t say no.
“Sorry sweetie but rules are rules. Until I can trust you again no credit card until then.” To say you were shocked was an understatement.
“But-“
“No buts,ifs or ands. Rules are rules.”
“Can I atleast go out with f/n?”
“You can but you must take Nanami with you. He must know anything and everything you are doing, and he can and will be able to check your phone if necessary. That’s the only other rule”
“Fine.” You groan and glare at Nanami who couldn’t care less and walked off, after he nodded to your dad he followed after you.
You pull out your phone, making a quick call to your driver when you heard Nanami clear his throat. “You do know your under my care, so I should be a able to do everything for you. Ms l/n.”
“Ugh don’t call me l/n, brings back memories. Just call me y/n. And I’m just calling my driver, I need a lift to the mall.” You have gotten your mother’s last name when you were born, since your parents felt like you’d like it more, especially when you’d become someone of more importance.
“If you insist Ms y/n, and you know I can drive.”
“Yeah…no thanks I’d rather take my own driver.”
“Very well. Whatever you want.”
The car ride to the mall was quiet. Too quiet. You wanted to listen to music but kind of over thinking that the music would be too loud and Nanami would judge you. He sat on the opposite side of the car, sitting still and quiet. Why are you overthinking something you would never think twice about? Is this bento dude that intimidating? I swear he’s staring at me from the side of his eye. Ugh snap out of it. You leaned your head back and let out a small groan. This was so nerve wracking. You pulled out your phone and just opened it to check the time. The lock screen showing a picture of your mother, father and you just a happy family. You stared at it with a small smile, the picture always made you calm and relaxed. Nanami noticed and decided some small talk would be better then silence.
“Is that your mother?”
You jumped a little at his words. First not expecting him to talk and second to ask that question. “Oh uh yeah…”
“Where is she? I never seen her around before”
The fact that sentence stung was a whole different type of pain. It felt like he was making fun of you just like the kids did to you when they found out in middle school. You tried putting a fake smile up but it hurt a little too much and an ich in your throat to cry came. You quickly tried wiping away the forming tears but just opted to looking the other direction when that wasn’t working.
“She uhh, died when I was younger”
And for the first time you got some emotion out of Nanami. Surprise and more of a regret for asking that question. “Oh, sorry I wasn’t aware.” He noticed the tear on the side of your face still visible to him and got a handkerchief from his suit pocket and handed to you.
For the rest of the car ride it was more awkward and silent then before. You managed to calm down but now you were thinking what Nanami thought of you. Some spoiled brat? Probably. I mean he isn’t wrong. You zoned out looking at him and didn’t even realised till he looked back at you. “Is everything alright”
“Oh sorry! I zoned out! I tend to do that a lot.” You looked back out the window blushing from embarrassment. He shook his head and went back to his seating position.
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Finally you had made it to the mall and the drive opened the door for you with Nanami fixing his suit while walking up to you. You entered the mall looking for your friend and found her at the Gucci store shopping for some shoes.
“Hey! F/n!” You quickly walked over to her giving her a hug like always.
“Who’s the old guy?” She whispers to you looking behind you to exactly point him out.
“It’s the dumb babysitter my dad got me remember?”
“He is kinda hot though.” You hit her lightly.
“Shut up. Now let’s go to Sephora, I heard there selling a new makeup pallet!”
“Quickly then! We need to get it!” She grabbed your hand as you both rushed off with Nanami keeping an eye on you both, mainly and specifically just you. You reached the aisle with just a few pallets left when you realised.
“Crap, I wasn’t allowed to get my credit card. I can’t pay for it.” You say disappointedly.
“It’s fine just take my emergency one. It has a budget of like 50k though so just be a little mindful.”
“Omg did I ever tell you that your the best?”
“No but you should start” you and f/n laughed as you went to pay before
“Not so fast. Do you think your father would let you pay with your friends credit card? There is a reason he took yours away from you.”
“Yeah but this is different. So don’t try put your reason into this. Besides if he doesn’t know then who cares.” You say and your friend nodded her head in agreement.
“Fine. If you really don’t care, I’ll call him right now” He says getting his phone out his pocket.
“Hey! Wait! I won’t use her card” you mumble quietly as you put the make up pallet away upset about it.
“Let’s go to the restroom I got to tell you something.” F/n whispered and you nodded. You both began walking, Nanami close behind. When you reached the door you both quickly entered saying something to Nanami about fixing your make up and hurried in.
“That was easier then I thought.”
“Yeah but what would he do? Enter the girls bathroom?”
You both burst of laughing, Nanami could definitely hear you both from how echoey the bathroom was but you didn’t care right now.
“We need to get rid of your babysitter. Even though he is kinda hot at all”
“Agreed, except for the last part. But atleast we know we won’t be fighting over the same guy in the future.” You say as you both laugh.
“Ok we could go clothes shopping next and since we’re basically the same size just look for everything you want and pretend it’s for me.”
“Got it, now let’s try the make up pallet you got”
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“Yess!” Let’s just say you guys spend at least half an hour in there just gossiping and doing each others makeup. F/n was telling you the juiciest gossip ever when it was interrupted by a knock at the door.
“Who would be knocking to enter a public restroom?”
“Beats me” you shrug.
“Are you ladies done in there?” Of course it was Nanami who was standing the whole time just waiting for you to leave.
“Would’ve thought security took him away for being a perv”
“Same!” You both burst out laughing again before another knock stopped you. “Well let’s just go clothes shopping!” You both get up and leave the restroom after packing up. Entering the first clothing store and looking for clothes, you both went to the swim suit aisle and poor Nanami had to stand there looking at the ground while you both giggled and tried them on. You swear you could see a tint of pink on his cheeks from the embarrassment. You smirked, your plans working. Now just a matter of time. I mean what would people think of some grown man following two girls trying on bathing suits. After picking out a few you headed to the dresses and picked out a few to try. Finding one you particularly liked but didn’t know if you should get, you decided to play a little joke on Nanami, and your friend encouraging it just built up your confidence.
“Oh mr Nanami~”
“Yes Ms y/n. What is it?.”
“Do you think this dress looks nice on me?” Expecting some sort of reaction, you can certainly say you were disappointed when he just nodded and looked back to where he was looking. You frowned and rolled your eyes, “whatever”. Your friend and you finish shopping and managed to get Nanami off your back about you trying on the clothes even though your not supposed to buy anything. “It’s just for fun! It’s not like we’re hurting anyone. Besides shes going to buy them anyways” your friend agreed with you.
Of course you guys went a little overboard and bought way too many clothes to hold them all. After a good 4 hours you waved your friend goodbye and she gave you half her bags insisting you “hold them” for her and she’ll pick them up next time. Your friend secretly handing you a credit card, not having as much but enough to get you a few extra things. Nanami still swift and quick to catch up with you, you decided to try something on him. With a little bit of a dramatic effect (thank god you took acting classes).
“Oh Mr Nanami sir. Could you please hold my bags? My arms are sooo tried, I don’t think I can hold them anymore” you say looking up at him with ‘puppy dog’ eyes.
“No. I’m your body guard, not a mall porter”
“Oh Pretty please~”
“Fine.”
“Thank you!” You say delightedly as you hand him your bags and quickly rush off to another store. Using the card your friend gave you managed to buy at least 3 more bags worth of clothes, 3 with shoes, 2 with purses and accessories and that was just the starting. You kept handing Nanami bags, and he was just silently taking them and holding each one. You could tell he was getting tired and fed up with you though. Slowly and surely you noticed him getting slower from carrying all those bags and the anger was just building up. The last straw was when you showed up with another 2 bags just hanging them on his arm when suddenly
“that’s enough.”
To say that didn’t scare your soul out of you was an understatement. You were mortified.
“Enough?…”
“Enough. You are going home this instance and you will carry your bags on your own.” He was practically death staring you, leaving you speechless.
“Yeah okay…” yeah okay? Why did I say that? I should’ve told him to shut it and listen to me. What am I doing? A little too scared to say anything back, you picked up as much bags as you could, struggling to pick up some as the weight of them was way more heavier then expected. Nanami sighed and picked up the rest, escorting you out of the mall. After following you for around 6 hours and having to go through the most embarrassing things ever. He still took your bags and watched over you, maybe because it was his job, but maybe, just maybe, he actually did care.
Nevertheless, the car ride back was silent like before, even being able to hear a pin drop was possible. You got your phone out and opened a food delivery app, scrolling through the food options. Yes, you did have a personal chef at home but you wanted to eat out today. Especially being forced to eat a models diet was tiering. You felt a little bad for Nanami so you sucked up your pride and turned your head to him.
“Uh Mr Nanami, would you like to eat something?” He looked over at you before shaking his head.
“thank you Ms y/n but no.” And with that the car when quiet again.
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Getting home with all those bags was a trouble waiting to happen. You should of thought of it, oh how your brain was mentally screaming at you. But thanks to mr snitch, he called your dad beforehand telling him about everything. Your were no longer allowed to hang out with your friends, they could come over but that was it. After a shouting match with your dad, you slammed the door to your room with tears in your eyes. Your almost an adult and no freedom. What was the point? Nanami on the other hand, probably doesn’t know what a slammed door means and knocked on the door before opening the door. You quickly composed yourself, opting to just wash your make up off instead of looking like a clown you and went off to your bedroom’s bathroom. You had to push Nanami out of your room to change as he wasn’t believing you, thinking you’d run off. You began doing some homework, being homeschool was easy but the homework you got was something else. Struggling on one question in particular, you didn’t notice Nanami leaning over your chair looking at the question.
“No, your doing it wrong. Here.” He scribbled a few things on the paper which somehow made perfect sense to you. You mumbled and quiet thanks “Thanks…” which he simply acknowledged with a nod.
“Mr Nanami could I tell you something?” Nanami nodded his head for you to go on.
“I’m sorry about today, and thank you for watching over me. Even though it’s your job and everything but uhh…” Here comes your dumb phase! You were sure he though you were as stupid as you sounded.
“What I’m trying to say is thank you.” You keep your eyes on your homework, scared he’d just look at you with disappointment. But you looked up and you swear you saw a teny tiny smile on his face. You smiled back as you noticed he wasn’t mad at all. Maybe things with a body guard wouldn’t be horrible after all.
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okay so basically the J Lord AU is ...inter-dimensional kidnapping. Somehow, someway Lord Bats comes across our League again but this time just earlier. Or maybe he just comes across Wally. I don’t know I still need to think it out. Then he just...nabs him away.
Now from that fight in the cave and all that proceeded between the two Bats during ABW, lord B. has some reservations about what he’s doing. I’m thinking that the whole Snatch The Flash thing was two parts grief and subconscious wishes for things to be better (or like they were).  So there’s a kinda imprisonment situation because what do you do when ur buddy shows up with your other dead buddy who turns out, is actually a whole ‘nother dude! Crazy. Anyways, so Wally is basically confined to the Watchtower (maybe there’s a power suppressor involved? Idk i think it’d be hard to keep a speedster confined without one). After a great deal of time, arguing, and test runs Wally manages to get them to let him be an active hero. Or semi active, he’s not independent. 
He spends most of his time mitigating damage to the best of his abilities and trying to be “the angel on the shoulder” of the lords basically. And see there’s another problem; the other heroes. I think there like two options for where they are during ABW. 1) either imprisoned or...dead (the sadder option) or 2) laying low and planning (the nicer option). For this AU I’m going with the second.  What probably happens is Wally gets in contact with them and saves them a few times (because he’s probably publicly arguing with the league and that’s gonna get people started yk?) and cause the J-Lords a lot of frustrations and problems.  That’s about all I have plot wise but I have some ideas for dynamics!  Bats: Complicated. It’s a kinda “I know your right and I know what we’re doing is wrong but I won’t admit it because that would force me to self evaluate and it would change things” moment. He’s both a captor and protector (Wally’s position on the team is very shaky for everyone).  HG & GL : Shayera and John are..clingy. in a “I know your not him but I’m going to pretend you are. I won’t listen to you but I don’t want to see you hurt” way. They’re both betting on Wally coming around to their side (he won’t). They’re both the hardest and easiest to be around for Wally probably.  Superman: Very hostile. Superman is the likeliest to ‘get rid’ of Wally. Remember the “I’ve done a lot of things I thought I wouldn’t do these last two years” line? Yeah. Wally’s constant fighting back doesn’t help.  MMM: J’onn avoids him mostly. I have this head-canon that J’onn likes to linger at he edges of Wally mind sometimes (never intruding, he’s aware of human’s need for privacy) because of his generally bright mind. Lord J’onn can feel Wally’s near constant displeasure, frustration, and well..fear and it’s not pleasant.  I don’t really have any ideas for Diana I’m not that well versed in her character. Yeah thats’s it! It felt very good to type this all out.
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Fic Notes
Just typing them out since there's a lot and it's easier just to type it, and better for anyone who has a hard time just reading/needs a screen reader
Super long so, enjoy <3 If you wanna do stuff with any of this you can, just leave credit or a note to me if you take heavy/direct inspo and stuff from it
Early game/kinda set-up stuff: Scar talks to Grian being like "hey man. You seem stressed and territorial, you good? Oh. Oh you have a refugee, okay cool. Can I give him cookies?"
Taurtis and Pearl are besties bc I say so. Pearl's favorite past time with him is picking his brain for stuff that he's seen but she hasn't before, and they bond over liking weird alien stuff. She shows him her collection and 1.18 update investigation room.
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Scar "you can't keep him in your house forever, G."
Gri "And why not!"
Scar "He's a person! How would you feel if you were holed up in someone's house and not allowed to leave?"
Gri "Shut up." (Cause, yknow, Sam locked him in the basement for three days that one time)
(Taurtis wouldn't actually be unallowed to leave, Grian would just be wary and anxious and paranoid about it)
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Late night bed talks. One being where Taurtis asks "Grian, am I funny?" and G goes "Yeah, you're really funny. What, did you make a lame dad joke today?" And Taurtis pauses a bit before rolling onto his side, facing away and responding "Oh yeah, it was a super lame joke." And Grian kinda catches on that, hey this is weird behavior for Taurtis, and decides to confront him about it, hence these lines:
T "What, am I just comedic relief to you? Is that still all I am?"
G "You've always been more than just a joke, don't say that."
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Mid-game: Scar's "Hey man you're a bit off" turns to "dude you're extremely bad right now. You need to relax. It's okay. Chill pill, my dude." And Grian is a stubborn bitch that keeps pushing his help away, so Scar tries to get Taurtis to help him with Grian.
Winter hits and Grian spends most of his days sleeping due to instincts, or something, idk it's an excuse to make him sleep and have Taurtis be crazy amounts of domestic with him. Taurtis "accidentally" makes too much breakfast to finish on his own so he wakes up Grian to share it with him. (He called Scar to see if he'd want it, not wanting to wake Grian, but Scar told him it'd be good for the pesky bird to have a meal before sleeping more)
Grian starts seeing shit due to his stress and the fact that the watchers have been following Taurtis this whole time without him realizing up to a certain point. Inspired by me seeing the foggy moon and going "huh that looks like a watcher eye." Thank you, Grian introject moment, pogchamp.
Xisuma starts asking people during casual chats if they've noticed anything different about the server. When he asks Grian, G lies and says he hasn't when he knows the watchers have found a way to get to Hermitcraft too, not wanting to expose himself and risk being looked into deeper from before joining HC. They know him and Pearl were in a server before, but not that it was a server full of watchers and eventual destruction. This causes Grian to get more stressed, develop worse insomnia, and try and figure out a way to send Taurtis home faster. He tries to ignore the inner misery and prioritize the safety of everyone else, but internally struggles with reassuring himself that Taurtis will even be safe after leaving.
Grian starts using his watcher powers when alone to influence the others to do things, just to show the other watchers that he's doing his job and they don't have to stay. They aren't convinced until him and two other watchers have a direct confrontation, in watcher forms rather than their human-esque forms, maybe spend a whole chapter showing their conversation before Xisuma locates where they are due to the heightened levels of their presence, confronting Grian now about what he was thinking and why all of this is happening.
Grian finds out that the other watchers lurking over the server managed to gain enough control to start forming an evo portal, finding it half finished and deciding to use his own control to make "clues". The clues are fake and only there to steer Taurtis away from the portal, but the other watchers change what Grian's clues say to lead him towards it no matter what. Taurtis sees the portal behind an evo symbol and gets mad at Grian, thinking he's tying to send him back to evo to be alone like he was before. (I didn't watch evo, just wanted to find a way to make it appear like Grian abandoned him from Taurtis's perspective.) Grian tries explaining himself, but Taurtis is done listening.
Taurtis starts showing more obvious signs that his sense of confusion from the down under has caused occasional confusion to places he's in, even if he's been there long term. Just a lil, lil somethin, y'know?
Grian's psychotic (literally) and Taurtis is autistic. Not mid game but just had to put that out there.
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Long game/end game: (omg just like avenger's end game- shut up. No. Stop.)
There's a sort of banquet to celebrate the ending of season nine as they progress into season ten.
Taurtis has to face the truth that he's never wanted to leave in the first place. He had to accept that fact mid game, but here he has to say it outright to Grian who's absorbed himself into figuring out every nook and cranny and function of that portal, so much that the skulk and purple has grown more on him.
The purple area spreads more on his right arm since that's the one he stick into the rift after activating the portal again. Something that's noticed overtime as he continues experimenting on and interacting with the rift and the area it was at in general.
-----Additional Notes/How Watcher presence affects players-----
A large amount of Watcher presence will cause listeners and the watched to feel paranoid, sick or uneasy. The more watching them, the worse the effects are. This is how Grian connects the rift's sudden behavior change to the watchers, Mumbo pointing out how he's felt the past few days one night while researching and experimenting on the portal with him.
And then this all was going to lead up to an additional fic to the series where they'd have to do a life series to satisfy the Watchers's need for violence, but the watchers found a way to strike a deal with Sam to make things more interesting, and Grian and Sam end up being soulbound for it with Grian barely winning by killing Sam in the end after everyone else has died out.
Similar to Double Life, but would have more stakes and need for staying close to soulmates as well as different effects and changes to players with the loss of lives and distance between soulmates.
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COMPILING ALL LEGENDS OF CHIMA SEASON 1 THOUGHTS BELOW THE READ MORE (super long post, written as I was watching)
(I can be a little mean but I promise I’m having fun lol)
Episodes 1 + 2:
Man this shits super boring.
Idk if I can get behind craggers plot line tbh. He’s too much of a dumbass for me to really root for him.
The lore seems really cool so far. I like the settings and the stuff about the legend beasts.
Like?? Forest full of trees that just fall down all the time? Epic.
Legend beasts are especially cool cuz it means this is how Chima characters react when seeing a regular ass lion for the first time:
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Episode 3:
Man Laval really fucked everything up.
I have a feeling all of cragger’s dumbass-ness, like, transferred over to laval and now we’re gonna be seeing him making all the dumbass decisions
The only thing I really care about here is the b-plot about Gorzan and his flower. More engaging than the main plot
Episode 4:
Prediction about Laval replacing Cragger as the resident dumbass seems to be coming true
Gorzan is quickly becoming my favorite.
Oh hey look it’s the beavers!! I remember they show up in that one episode of ninjago. I had zero context for what they were all about then but now I know!!
Episode 5:
The gorilla tribe seems like the most chill out of everyone. Gorillas 👍
Can I just say I hate the fucking skunk. He sucks.
Honestly kind of a nothing episode
Episode 6:
Eagle spire does that cool thing where all the buildings are built on super scary precipices. There’s literally a post going around about this exact thing but I can’t find it rn
Oh so the eagles are just a bunch of nerds. A little weird I guess(?) I feel like eagles are usually symbols of strength n stuff so that’s different. It’s giving cloud kingdom.
“Wing girl” tf kinda nickname??
Apparently the ravens are double crossing everyone but I have not been paying close enough attention to what’s going on to really process that
Ok so it was all an extremely convoluted way for the crocs to get everyone to fight each other. And the ravens tried to profit but they’re kinda stupid so nothing really worked out for anyone
Episode 7:
Purble moon??? Epic
Man the bears are so epic just like me fr
Nooo don’t mess w the gorillas they’re so chill :(
I am entirely uninterested in the 100 year full moon skunk fart lore. Sorry.
It’s a little strange and maybe I’m hallucinating but I feel like the animation has has somehow gotten better?? Like the lighting or smthn…. Or the facial expressions???
Oh….. skunk fart lore is plot relevant………
Now that I’m thinking… is that the only skunk in chima?? Cuz rn it looks like just the one guy
Episode 8:
Oh it’s a big boy chi
There’s a fucking peacock?? Don’t know how to spell his name. So wait if he wins who does the chi go to?? He gets it all to himself?
Oh wait nvm it’s probably a cragger thing. Mr. Peacock comes back after retirement or w/ever in order to do some evil shit with the crocs I get it I get it
Gorzan I love you
WHO THE FUCK IS THAT GUY?? Is it a pig? A warthog??? It’s giving Mr. E vibes.
Man idk this episode is structured rlly weirdly. Nothing really fit together very well. It’s alright tho.
Episode 9:
GORILLA EPISODE?? Let’s go dude
It funny cuz I feel like gorillas aren’t actually this mellow irl
STOP FUCKING WITH THE GORILLAS CRAGGER I’LL KILL YOU
Oh hey it’s our mystery mans. Oh nevermind he left again.
There are balloon plants?? Oh yeah those are the things they were using in the other episode. Sorry I wasn’t paying attention to anything else that happened.
Episode 10:
Uhh I forgot to take notes while watching uhhh
The fox guy was cute. I like a little fox guy
This episode managed to make me feel a little bad for cragger!! He wants to do a good job but he kinda sucks at everything :(
It also made me confused abt cruller!!! What are you doing w ur life girl!!!!
Kinda messed up how the wolves had to serve the crocodiles tho… probly for the best she threw away that pledge
If Laval’s dad is right when he says they’re not gonna race for chi for a long time, I’m guessing they’re not gonna do any more racing episodes for some time. That’s fine honestly.
WAIT THAT RHINO GUY’S DYING. Oh nvm. This whole situation is cringe I hope it’s a one-off thing….
Also I forgot everyone thinks craggers parents are dead but really they’re just chilling in that canyon. Kinda funny actually
Episode 11:
Oh man the wolves are fucking everything up
“We all gotta stay here till the walls are fixed” bruh just call the beavers or smthn
Man what is the deal with this shadow wind dude.
If there’s one similarity I could point out with ninjago, it’s all this talk abt ~the balance~. I guess it makes sense since they take place in the same universe, technically
These bears are so cute lol napping does solve everything so true
Episode 12:
Jets travel super fast in the air. If they’re going through a storm Laval should totally be dead by now
Cragger is setting boundaries!! We love to see it. Cruller is acting pretty cringe. In her ~~girlfailure era~~
Is Laval gonna fall in this gorge?? Oh yeah he’s gonna fall in this gorge
Noooo Gorzans underwear is gonna tear
It’s a little sweet how Laval still wants to help out cragger
Episode 13:
I guess I’m still not super into cragger but I pity him a little. He’s trying his best but he’s just a bit stupid. And also his sister sucks ass
Okay. So she may be cringe but cruller is living her best(-ish) life.
That wolf is wearing a really cute apron
Man they were bringing up Shadow wind earlier and I thought they were gonna reveal their identity but now I’m a bit disappointed…
Laval is being peak dumbass rn I kinda like it. “The warm milk of oppression” lol
Pretty cute finale tbh
That’s where Tubi says season 1 ends, so i think I’ll just stop here for now. I guess they’ll bring up craggers parents next season?? For now they’re still stuck chilling in that canyon.
I definitely feel like it’s a show that doesn’t have super strong characters. I think it would better if the show leaned more into the world it’s created instead, if that makes sense. Maybe later the character writing will improve a little bit, and I’ll changed my tune. But!! Who knows. I’m having fun with it.
Idk when I’ll get to season 2, cuz I get super busy sometimes (I started this one a couple months ago but couldn’t finish it till now ugh) but I do want to continue watching!! Eventually!!!
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Just ate mold n i was like “OH YEAH YUUKEI YIKES I LOVE THAT GUY”
also i was thinking about harutaka. Plauged with visions as i am. And i had this moment like “WAIT !!!” Bc who the HELL is cooking in that house ???
takane. Cannot cook. And i know like haruka SEEMS like he could cook but like. Hes an artist + hospital. Idk dude i wanna know your thoughts on it
you ate WHAT. ARE YOU ALRIGHT. is the mold eating related to you thinking of me. its just...the first bit of this ask disconcerted me so much.
also my very studied smart correct answer to ur harutaka inquiry that will definitely go insane about domestic harutaka in general: takane can't cook, haruka learns.
youd be right haruka cant cook but he LEARNS. haruka and kido bonding sitcom episode is real to me.
yeah haruka could learn from ayano who he's closer to but I'm delusional abt haruka asking kido, seeing it as a way to approach them and become closer. i think haruka has his little adventure arc where he gets close to everyone in the dan with little bonding moments... kido likes haruka bc he's very chill and it makes them a bit emo about konoha, but spending that time with him allows them to separate the two more properly in their head... konoha was in the kitchen a lot with them, following them around and asking when food was gonna be ready or getting to snack on anything kido was cutting. haruka is more active, asks questions and seems so interested. but he's also asking for little samples like konoha used too hehe.. neither is better than the other it's just different yet similar people. kido is happy to hang out with haruka :3
sorry. that aside. back to harutaka. yeah i think haruka can cook. but he DEFINITELY learns!!! he definitely had no clue how to. he mentions having a live in helper to make meals and chores lmaoooo this guy is the worst i wonder if he's ever done a dish in his life. takane thinking haruka is flawless then moves in with him and Realises and she's like 😐oh my god. (this is an exaggeration takane does Not think haruka is perfect anyways moving on)
ofc takane is very messy too but like from the little bit we got from her grandma (1. GET UP ALREADY UR GONNA BE LATE. 2. STOP WASTING TIME ON VIDEOGAMES. 3. what do u want for lunch :3) i think takane is... spoiled or just ig standard? idk what to call it. i mean in the sense she probably got a lot of her stuff done by the adult in her life. but unlike haruka who has a dismissive father who pays someone to keep the house together LOL, takane has her actual caretaker and i think miss grandma sounds like the kind who's a little strict and would keep takane very aware of chores and was strict enough to make her do at least some. so takane's actually got a lot more tools/skills/conscience for living alone than haruka. like she will do the dishes while haruka unconsciously waits for them to magically do themselves
haruka in general isnt super familiar with Domestic Life because he grew up basically alone, with a stranger doing all the chores and also spent a lot of time at the hospital (sorry for linking a 2014 pre novel 6 fanfiction dot net fanfic but THISSS fanfic❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ about haruka's feelings on what Home is... is still very dear to me)
Haruka and takane moving in together they are WINGING IT but they have fun. they're like No rules🔥🔥🔥we eat pizza everyday. they eat a lot of takeout and instant food even if haruka can cook bc takane is a picky eater and haruka doesn't always have the energy to cook. haruka and takane work from home according to me myself and i, and their Time Of The Day management is awful. their life is quarantine life. they never... properly organize meals. haruka will always remember lunch and dinner but maybe he wont be in the mood to be like omg maybe i can whip up something quick :3 *starts cutting onions* nah. he's making an everything sandwich and going back to drawing!!!! i also think kido tends to make food for everyone. haruka is one of the only dan members who actually gives kido their tupperwares back without a miss because haruka is very thankful/excited for kido to bring food (notorious tupperware thiefs are kano and shintaro)
anyways. domestic harutaka. theyre the worst. like i know haruka going boywife mode for takane is funny but i dont think he does that immediately. he's got pics to draw dammit. i feel like they live in this small ass apartment and they have never made their bed in their whole life. and if they have futon mattresses they are just never picked up and constantly in the way👍 haruka definitely catches up and discovers vacuuming and putting away the dishes when they're dry but it takes him a second. listen its tough being in ur 20s when last week you were dead and you didnt think youd live to see adulthood!!!! but the bliss of a domestic life with ur s/o gives haruka the power to step up. i believe in him.
OH im also delusional they move with takane's grandma after a few years because um um um *runs away* im delusional!! takane mentions living in a house so that lady is in a house all by herselffff????? i feel so bad for her takane please go back to ur grandma. i think post str when takane reunites with grandma she totally moves back home but kind of immediately moves out again to move in with haruka and grandma's like oh💔
i i think i think i think um um ithink in their mid twenties they move with her cuz grandma is old and takane wants to take care of her.... teeheee. by then haruka's fine with cooking and both are ok with house chores but they probably still get spoiled a bit by grandma once they move in 🙏🙏🙏 that lady loves haruka i know so. sorry btw i got so off topic. i saw the chance to talk domestic harutaka and ran with it. also if youve followed me for a while u know i have a delusional fankid i totally think grandma is living at home too if/when they have a kid. sorry im making myself emo *punches wall* baby konoha.whoa im going so off topic sorry im so normal
sorry for my very delusional reply that was abt everything and nothing at once. also dont eat mold
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grabyourpillow · 1 year
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Wrong number
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Steddie - Written for the Discord Server "Fanfic Lounge"'s Weekly Prompt". This is pt.1
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[Unknown number]
Hi 
Wanna get a coffee?
Or ice cream
Or talk
Idk. 
Whatever u like.
Ik this is stupid. I jsut wanted to try at least
U know I see u every day. U don't look at me though. 
I admire u n it hurts because u're urself and so bright and I'm just
A dumbass.
it feels like if I try and reach out it will burn yk? 
And I wish I could just forget about u but u're sitting right in front of me, n all I can do is look at that beautiful brown hair of urs
Sometimes i. An when I see ur face n just. U have the prettiest eyes.
But just sometimes, u look tired. i don't think. I don't think you're happy. Ppl can be jerks. 
I mean I would know. Hope I'm not as much one now. 
Anyway ppl are jerks and so they make u believe u don't deserve to be but 
And Ik it hurts but u seem so wild n strong and but I wish u didn't have to all the time and also 
u deserve to.
be happy I mean.
I'd like it if u talked to me. 
Just once
Eddie blinks at his phone screen for 2 seconds. 
The fuck.
He had just pulled his phone out from under his pillow to see who the fuck was awake at 3:54 in the morning — well, he was, but that was normal — and kept texting him. 
Cause no one fucking texted Eddie.
The number of his buddies amounted to a grand total of two, and Gareth and Jeff preferred WhatsApp, and the only other person whom it could have been, namely his uncle, was loudly snoring in the bedroom next to him.
His original thought had been that it might be one of the DnD kids but then it had better be a fucking emergency.
He hadn't been expecting... whatever this is.
Eddie taps in the space to reply and waits as his keyboard takes bloody ages to open.
At least he can look at his Metallica lockscreen, while in his messaging app, the only problem his phone had that was actually useful. 
This phone had been past its prime for a while now, but it's not like he could afford to change it.
When the keyboard finally pops up, he types in
Wrong number dude
and goes the fuck to sleep. 
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The messages pop back into his head 3 days later. 
He's playing his guitar harder than he has ever done before, the vibrancy of the saturated sound drowning out the noise of his mind in which his thoughts, as always, were racing carts on seventy-two roller-coasters, going in different directions. And the carts were on fire. 
Black Sabbath lyrics always managed to convey things he didn't know how to express. 
As he sets the guitar down, the sentence "You deserve to be happy." rings in his mind.
Maybe he did, but he sure as hell didn't see how.
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His DnD campaign-preparing and Song- listening evening gets interrupted, as Spotify cuts — how dares it — the song he is listening to because technology has decided there is nothing more important than for him to be aware he has an incoming message.
[Unknown number]
Omg
The notification reads.
The music resumes and Eddie doesn't pay it any more attention. 
Then his phone starts to vibrate, the red "INCOMING CALL button" smeared across the screen.
Eddie groans.
God knows what possesses him to pick up. He stays silent at first.
"Hello?" Comes from the other end of the phone.
A guy. Roughly his age, Eddie would think. 
"Hi." 
"I'm. I didn't think you'd pick up."
I didn't think so either.
"Oh god I'm so sorry. You must think I'm such a creep."
The voice, oddly enough, seems distantly familiar. 
"Hey don't sweat it man," Eddie lightly drums on the heater next to him with his free hand. "We've all had our silly I-wish-you-would-talk-to-me crushes," he says, remembering the messages.
"Right, yeah." The guy chuckles. "Honestly, I'm not planning to... I don't know. Murder them? or something." He pauses. "That... sounded creepier, didn't it?"
Involuntarily, the corners of Eddie's mouth pull upwards. "Yup." Eddie already likes the guy. 
They both fall into a short silence.
"If I may, uh–"
"Steve."
Huh. 
"–Right, Steve." Eddie likes most people who bother to talk to him. It's just, those people did not usually include guys named Steve. "Just talk to them. Life is too fucking short."
Steve seems to consider it.
"I'll... I guess I'll try. Thanks."
"You're welcome." 
Eddie hangs up.
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Eddie scrolls through the messages. He's bored.
"I wish I could forget about you."
"You deserve to be happy." 
Something about the lines hits him in a way that tugs right on a taught string in his heart. 
Didn't help that he himself had brown hair. A wavy/curly brown mess of a hair, that was now past his shoulders – still the best decision of his life – but brown hair nonetheless. 
Steve seemed like a good dude. Eddie wishes him luck.
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"Do you ever feel like you're losing your mind?" Chrissy asks him, as they walk home from uni together. 
Eddie chuckles. Humorlessly. "Like, every day."
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[Unknown number]
https://open.spotify.com/track/0GjEhVFGZW8afUYGChu3Rr?si=VlTksqrCTRaLT3uGRIxuGg&utm_source=copy-link
.... Thanks?
ABBA is great
They sure are.
ur turn.
Helloo
Hang on
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Eddie sticks his hands into the deep pockets of his jeans jacket, only half listening to what Dustin is saying as they're walking to the DnD club room. 
"I wish Max would come. You know Max? Red hair? Wheelchair? She is the absolute coolest."
The kid is jumping up and down excitedly, as always. "Oop—" he trips, and Eddie narrowly manages to haul him back from the road so that he doesn't die.
"Jesus Christ kid, eyes in front of you alright?"
Dustin nods but mutters something under his breath. "Sometimes you sound just like Steve."
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Eddie's eyes pop open in the middle of the night.
Wait a minute. 
He grabs his phone, scrolls past the few messages —and occasional cat photos— Steve has been texting him.
Eddie answers sometimes. 
More often than not it does bring a smile on Eddie's face. More often than not, Eddie tries not to think about how it's one of the highlights of his day.
But today it's Eddie who messages Steve before  he can think twice about it.
[Steve guy]
Do you know a kid named Dustin? Brown curly hair?
The reply is immediate. 
 nosey, baseball cap n thinks he's sooo clever? 
That's the one
haha yes I know him
What a coincidence. Did that mean that Steve, a guy his age, not an asshole, might actually live nearby? That they might even have crossed paths?
His phone rings.
"Hi Steve," Eddie answers.
"Hi. I uh."
Steve clears his throat. "Offer for a coffee still stands."
You deserve to be happy. 
Anyone writing stuff like that deserved to be known a little more. And really, it had been a long ass fucking time since Eddie had met anyone interesting. Maybe Steve needed someone to talk to about his crush.
Why the heck not. 
"Sure."
"I'll text you the address?"
"If it's a remote location in the woods," Eddie pauses,"for murder, I ain't coming."
"I would neeeever." Steve retorts, mock wounded.
They both pause. 
"See you there then."
"See ya."
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>Pt.2
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hrodvitnon · 1 month
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PANDA MY SON
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Sadly not really an mc, not really, though everyone gets their moments to shine and he's no different. There's really no character in this show that's a total miss or doesn't at least have a few cool moments (except for like 2 that just have nothing to do for the whole series, no one really cares about them anyways tho lmao)
Hard agree with everything Gemin said. The show is essentially a horror-themed shonen. The main enemies are all either evil sprits spawned from human fears or dudes with cursed powers doing cursed things. The story and universe are fantastic and they even manage to pull some pretty big emotional punches when needed, the animation is immaculate (barring the circumstances in which it was made... whole other can of worms), and the power system at play is generally considered one of the better ones in modern shonen. Mothers Basement has a great video outlining it if you are interested and have the time to watch it: https://youtu.be/usW1hqVjZLE?si=Mz8PE9fWkKOMxptJ
(ok correction on the signalis thing because I just checked if it was on gamepass and it doesn't seem to be? maybe it's not on the pc version of gamepass and only on the xbox one, idk)
Regardless; I would probably pick it up any other time (especially if it's short and I can blow through it in like 3 sittings), but this is midterm week for me and Rebirth releases in two days- which is going to devour all my time for like the next week. So yeah, busy right now, maybe in the future.
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Well, the horror aspect makes it more interesting, so if/when I get around to the Jujukai I'll let y'all know. Though I barely have free time to fully watch things these days unless I wanna destroy my sleep schedule, and with March around the corner it's gonna bring a crap-ton of business to work (Dune Part 2 and GxK plus a Kung Fu Panda sequel apparently), so who knows what the future holds...
Okay, so looks like SIGNALIS is indeed off the Game Pass (both PC and Xbox I think?) as of this past October, which... welp. Fortunately! It's still only like 20 bucks and can be beaten anywhere between 9 and 16 hours. Being inspired by the original Resident Evil and Silent Hill means it's naturally on the short side.
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I finally did something I'm proud of
I made x reader fanfic with C.C because why not
And I will make some ball scene with him and meri eventually ok enjoy!
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You and clotted cream have been best friends since you were little but then he was taken by house crustard but you still managed to hang out with him even though your status was higher than his you still managed to hang out sometimes he even calls you to see if you are able to sneak him out when things get bad with his father and more trauma and Daddy issues he has and tonight is just one of those nights 🌙 )
 
Your pov (You were laying in bed when you got a call let me tell you it's 3 am)Ugh who's even calling me its 3 am who is even up this late except for me?
You look at your phone expecting to see a scam call or even one of your cousins calling you but no...it's your childhood best friend? Why is he calling me this late doesn't he have work in the morning?
You answered the call and hear him kind of.....crying?
Hey...you ok dude?
Um remember that time when you snuck me out?
Yeah?
Well... can you do it again?
...yeah but...why?
Well... I Rader not explain right now...
Is it your father again
...maybe?
*sigh* Does financier know?
I'm literally hiding here in her room of course she knows
Oh well... fine pack your stuff I'll go there in a sec I'll just call her for a min
Ok...
Bye
Bye
After you hung up on the convo to call financier cookie she is the person  that manages to make up excuses of when you sneak C.C. out like every time she has you guy's back  if it wasn't for her clotted's room and balcony would have high security. Like seriously this has happened way too many times.
Hey financier
Hi
So mind explaining what happened?
Well..
Oh god it was that bad?
Yep it basically ended up with clotted getting a black eye and me getting a pretty bad purple bruise
Oh Damm
Yep he's hiding in my room now
Ik
You better come here quickly idk who much longer I can keep him in my room without the guards noticing
Ok ill be there in a few mins
(After a few minutes you arrived at clotted's house and see him on his balcony)
Hey clotted!
Shut up they might hear you!
Okay how are we gonna get you down?
I guess I could just jump and you can catch me?
Boy that's extremely dangerous
Please
You can climb Down those rosebuds vines?
Do you want me to die?
No
So can you do it!
No I don't want to hurt you
No it's fine I do it to my nephew all the time
Is that why he is in the hospital wing
Is that an issue?
No
Soo?
I mean...
Please get me out of here
Fine jump I'll try to catch you
Thank you
After that
Here let's walk to my house ok?
Ok....
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Hey! Authors note here I may be slow on updating this because I randomly get writers block but this book will have 20 chapters in total
I hope you enjoy
Love ya luns♡
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illyriashade56 · 4 months
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Actually while I'm viciously hyperfixating, I finished 13's era and I have Thoughts. You can skip my gripes if you want (there's only really 3 and maybe an extra paragraph) I don't care. I just need to get all this out so I'll stop thinking about it and go to sleep.
Biggest gripes are:
1) they didn't build on the events of previous eras in any meaningful way, and as a result 13s entire run felt super weird and detached, except Power of the Doctor which is barely held afloat by the fanservice. Like, yeah there were no plot threads to continue, but I would have liked to see more things happen as a result of the Doctor's past actions, or for some sort of organic progression of the universe that came with the Doctor's own growth. Hell, even Moffat managed to do that. Some things also seem to blatantly contradict previous lore establishments and it just...idk it was weird I didn't really like it. It's obvious Chibnall loves this show but also that he had a very specific vision of what it should be.
2) idk if they were playing it too safe or if they thought the gender swap of the Doctor would carry the whole run on its own, but my god did they fuck Jodie over. They didn't just let her be and there was this uncomfortable undertone of "oooo the Doctor's a woman now" which was so weird because she's still the same character and her gender should be irrelevant. Jodie was incredible but the writing hampered her so much and she never got to really shine. She put her entire pussy into it and for what.
3) Literally the only companion to get a good, well-written arc was Graham and that's a travesty. I adore Graham, but Ryan and Yaz were just kind of left in the ether and only given character traits when the plot called for it. I REALLY wish they would have done more with Ryan's dyspraxia and his fear of leaving his friends behind, and with Yaz's guilt over whatever the hell happened on that road. Thasmin also should have had more time to grow and develop. Dan gets a somewhat satisfying arc but he also only got one season so who the hell knows.
I *know* Chibnall can write better than this and maybe it's because he was the showrunner and had added responsibilities, but the decline in quality from his other works is staggering. Even Torchwood felt more engaging than this and season 1 of that is a hot mess.
That being said, there was a lot to like too.
1) LOVED having more varied locations. Adored the historical settings and broadening the world beyond the UK. As much as I love the RTD era, that man was so bad at this.
2) idk man some of these side characters live rent free in my head. Dan's parents were in one episode and I adored them. The dog dude from Flux was so great. Swarm was also cool and fun and I desperately wish more would have been done with them. And Sarah from Eve of the Daleks oh my god I adored her.
3) Look, I didn't hate the timeless child reveal. Mainly cause the way its set up is so that basically no one in the universe actually knows about that, so the Doctor is still essentially a space hobo. The two concepts can coexist and I think the timeless child stuff can be used in very interesting ways.
4) THE MASTER THE MASTER THE MASTER OH MY GOD THE MASTER. Sascha Dhawan is SO good in this role and tbfh some of Jodie's best moments are opposite him.
5) Any time 13 got to be just some little weirdo.
6) GOD FINALLY A TIME LOOP EPISODE
7) The daleks being able to bodyjack people oh my god. I don't even care I LOVE this trope and I'm so glad it's there.
8) Not really a huge fan of Gallifrey being destroyed again but I can forgive it cause the Cybermasters are cool and the Master is my fucked up little guy
9) they fucked Jodie over HARD in Power of the Doctor (buddy she was barely the focus of her own sendoff episode), but also there is something SO spicy about the scene where the Master wounds her everything about it makes me insane
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𝐬𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦 - 𝐚. 𝐦𝐢𝐲𝐚 [chapter two]
chapter two: "𝚋𝚘𝚘𝚝𝚢 𝚖𝚎𝚊𝚝."
notes: hey, accidents happen— 😏👌✨
chapter one: "mrs kwan is my sugar daddy."
chapter three: "there he is, mr. america."
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Wednesday, 11:13 am.
y/n
guyss HELP
queen keiji
what happened?
bokubro
you okay?
y/n
no. I ACCIDENTALLY JUST SLAPPED THIS DUDES ASS 😫😭
kendoll
how the hell did you do that?
tsukitsuki
sure, an accident.
y/n
tsuki this is no time for sarcasm! im PANICKING here
kendoll
im still confused on how you managed that.  
y/n
well it wasn't on purpose!!
y'know how when i talk i move my arms around?
and it can get pretty hectic when i'm excited??  
queen keiji
ah yes, i think i understand what happened.  
bokubro
really?? cuz i'm still very confused-  
tsukitsuki
you would be.  
bokubro
huh?  
y/n
i didn't see how close he was to me and before i know what's happening my hand slaps his bootymeat!!!  
tsukitsuki
bootymeat?  
queen keiji
did you apologize?  
y/n
ofc i fcking apologized! i was practically on my hands and knees begging for this mans forgiveness.
he was actually really sweet about it- and my god- he's so fucking fine---  
tsukitsuki
is no one else going to question what she called his ass?  
kendoll
we're used to her behavior at this point. it's better not to question anything.  
tetsu
you should really know that at this point, tsuki. i mean you live with her for fucks sake-  
bokubro
KURRO!!!
where the hell have you been loca??  
y/n
boku-
LMFAO
marry me ❤️
tsukitsuki
fair enough.  
bokubro
any day. any time bb gurl~ ❤️  
y/n
sdkhdfkljghldfkghfg-- 🥰💕
tsukitsuki
you guys are disgusting.  
tetsu
BOKUTO!!!!
how was practice today man?
and y/n- seriously? how the fuck did you managed that?  
y/n
IDK!!! 😭😭
IM SO EMBARRASSED I DONT THINK I CAN HANDLE THIS  
tsukitsuki
says the girl who was sending hearts five seconds ago-  
bokubro
practice was great! you should stop by next time you're available!  
y/n
shut the fuck up tsuki.  
tsukitsuki
just stating facts.  
queen keiji
well at least you apologized. and from what you said, he seemed to take it well enough.  
tetsu
who even was this guy??
and yes bo, i definitely will if i get the chance!!  
bokubo
yeah i wanna know too!  
y/n
idk his name. but i have seen him around campus before.
he's in one of my classes for sure. i wouldn't forget an ass like his~ 🤤  
kendoll
now that's disgusting.  
tetsu
what did he look like? maybe we know him.  
tsukitsuki
@ kendoll, agreed.  
y/n
he was pretty tall- like maybe around kuroo's height? a little shorter even? he had blonde hair with a brown undercut. fair skin. and brown eyes. AND A THICK ASS- 😏 my hand BOUNCED off that shit--  
tsukitsuki
you're weird as fuck  
bokubro
wait- i think i know who that is!!  
queen keiji
i have a feeling i know him as well.  
tetsu
you think it's tsumu?  
bokubro
hey! i wanted to say itt!! 😫  
tetsu
you snooze you lose dude  
y/n
uh- who?
also tsuki pls fuck off. 👌  
kendoll
he plays volleyball with bokuto.  
tsukitsuki
with pleasure.  
tsukitsuki is now offline.  
y/n
wait no! i feel bad! tsuki come back!!  
tetsu
he won't. he's on his way to class rn anyway-  
y/n
damn.
i'm gonna have to apologize later-
anyway-
he plays vb with bo? i must have seen him then! i'll come see your next practice and see if its him. ^^  
bokubro
ALRIGHT!!!
it feels like forever since you've come seen me play!
IM SO EXCITED!!!!!  
y/n
awe- me too!! 🥰
you're such a sweetie bo- never change.  
bokubro
i ain't planning on it. 😋  
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"Miss. L/n, do you plan on actually paying attention to my class or are you going to continue to grin like a crack addict at your phone the whole time?"
Y/n's head shot up to look at her professor, face burning a bright shade of crimson. She ducked her head, trying to hide from the many eyes that were glued to her. One pair in particular stood out greatly compared to the rest. Chocolate molten, darkly golden eyes. They were practically burned into her memory after all. Considering the first time she really saw them was only moments ago.
PREVIOUSLY.
"You should have seen him, Pika! He practically soared through the air! His hand came in contact with the ball so quickly! And then he smashed it onto the ground!" Y/n recalled the events of Bokuto's amazing play to one of her best friend's. The female nodded enthusiastically, watching with stars in her eyes as she pictured the scene in her head.
"Awe! So cool! I wish I would have seen it.. If I didn't have to study, I would've totally been there!" Pika hummed, biting the end of her pencil in thought.
"Next time, we can both go! OH- I ALMOST FORGOT THE BEST PART-" Y/n moved her arms almost comically as she retold the practice. Making 'whooshing' and other noises with her mouth to emphasize her story. What she hadn't seen, was the guy walking past her. Trying to get down the row to his seat. And that's when it happened. The back of her hand hit something firm but slightly bouncy. She didn't think much of it at first, too enthralled in what she had been saying. But when she turned to apologize to whoever she had hit, Y/n realized just what she did.
Her face had never been more red. Her arms shot to her chest, cradling them in absolute humiliation. He was just walking by to get to his seat, and she had slapped his booty. Kill her now. She bowed her head so quickly, she swore her forehead touched her knees. Pika was stifling her laughter behind her palm, face beginning to grow red herself from second hand embarrassment.
"Oh my god- I'm so, so, so sorry- I didn't mean- it was an accident- I swear I-" His laughter cut her off. It was such a melodic sound, Y/n couldn't help but peek up at his face. There was a tiny flush to his skin, his mouth was stretched wide in a grin, eyes closed as he chuckled. "No worries. But if you really wanted to slap my ass," he opened his eyes, looking back down at her. Brown met e/c and the sight of his beautiful eyes made her heart flip. They reminded her of freshly brewed coffee. Her mouth almost watered. He leaned down and placed a hand on the table next to her, trapping her between him and the desk. "All you had to do was ask."  
"Miss. L/n?!" Said female jumped, coming back to reality as she looked down at her teacher. Had she really just been thinking about that guy the whole time? Without acknowledging her professor? How embarrassing...
"S-Sorry!" She squeaked, "Uh- I'll pay attention now! Promise!" She saluted, face scrunched in a mixture of confusion and horror. The male from before was still starring at her from a row down. She connected her gaze with his once more and his lips quirked up in a smirk. There is was, her Achilles heel. That smile was going to be the death of her... She just knew it.  
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y/n
sorry guys, just got scolded by teach for not paying attention
gtg before she beats my ass-
ALSO HE WAS STARING AT ME THE WHOLE TIME AND HIS SMIRK AHH MY HEART LORD HAVE MERCYYYY
okay bye - love you <3
tetsu
you're hopeless but I love you too
kendoll
agreed.
bokubro
love you too bb!! 💕
queen keiji
I told you to pay attention.. you got what you deserve
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