#yeah safe answers stuff

[man-monsters-and-aliens]

you know how i feel abt the series but i will say. there is something *Incredibly* charming about the episode title cards, do you have any favorites, by chance? ( mmonsters-vs-aliens)

I wouldn't say favourites cause I didn't even remember any that stuck out to me (except TFOAE), there was one sequence of cards that did but can't remember which ep it was

some were just models and some eps they don't even have anything interesting going on

vornicarn was swag for the alien (1979) reference but I won't count it

these are super cute yet relatively simple, 10/10

interesting choice of lighting/shading, good focus & use of colour, on a scale of adorable to goes super hard, 10/10

the lineart for DTM is unique to only this ep

very scary! 9/10

not a fan of Dr Cutter just. standing there (sorry you have to see this narb 💀) but damn her shadow is awesome (her model is also despicable to my eye)

for such a sick card WLRO is one of the worser eps

tell me YOUR faves!

#monsters vs aliens #mva #mva series #mva show #yeah safe answers stuff

[the-five-deadly-venoms]

It's good to see you back, even if it's not at all under circumstances we want it to be.

aww omg thank you fire !! what a sweet thing to send me :3c

dreamworks really just swept the five away all in favour of tai lung..........................

#HE SHOULD'VE STAYED DEAD THIS WAS MY ONE FEAR STRAIGHT UP TAWKING WAK ??!! #ohmygod everytime i think abt it im like sure lets give this a chance maybe that was just a bad trailer BUT THEN THE FART JOKE WHY #THIS is your first IMPRESSION??? its a BAD ONE #take me back to kfp1 & 2 TAKE ME BACK 😭 #maybe its my rose tinted glasses but does 1 look better than 4 ? cant be.. thats not right..... that was 2009 and they were figuring out.... #FIRST TPOD THEN DRAGON KNIGHT NOW KFP4....... WHERE ARE THE FIVE *CRIES* #im so ready to mourn them lmao my god... an ounce of hope to the next trailer they're at least MENTIONED #kung fu panda #kfp4 #yeah safe answers stuff #i am devastated and i have to laugh.. they think this is good? ok #tag rants love you tag rants incomprehensible tag rants #save me kfp 1 & 2.... save me..... save me kfp 1 & 2...... (and your 2d shorts)

[safekeeperscosm]

Have you ever created a fankid for Chuck or Grawl before? I've seen your amazing and cute drawings of them together and I was wondering if you ever did made one?

aaaa tysm aww <33 I never did! I never saw them with children myself, so it never crossed my mind to make any not to mention biology incompatibility but my girlfriend did!

sketches at the time (ft. @fangirl-creates designs)

their kids have 5 fingers as opposed to the local 4

Dwayne & Paul are fraternal twins, they came from the same egg

Paul has Chuck's smile, Dwayne has Grawl's smirk

Ares will grow up to be an astronaut, she probably loves dogs

one day I'll revisit these and draw something coherent, oh well

#planet 51 #planet 51 oc #original characters #planet 51 fankid #gruck #chuck x grawl #grawl x chuck #yeah safe draws stuff #yeah safe answers stuff #SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG I ACTUALLY DID WANT TO DRAW POLISHED DESIGNS BUT I GOT DISTRACTED AND NEVER GOT AROUND TO IT 😭

[arson-of-dreams]

I think it's canon

"regretting her choice?" what do u mean-

she loves erwin, and loving someone who is gifted with the secrets of the universe is a huge risk for heartbreak

and her hearts been broken infinitely

#yeah safe answers stuff #flatland oc #I GUESS AN OC she's partially a persona ?????? #and I GUESS FLATLAND but she's also exwhylia #this is also crossover how to categorise? or not ! #oc: eida loveland

[smile-files]

as a jew, seeing what all of these israeli leaders have said is sickening. as a jew, anti-palestinian rhetoric is sickening. as a jew, zionism is sickening.

how dare my people -- a people who've been massacred, ethnically cleansed, dehumanized, forcibly removed, and discriminated on religious grounds for their entire existence -- do the same to another people? how dare we turn our backs on them, when they suffer like we have?

i understand that so much of us have been fed zionist propaganda our entire lives; the same happened to me. i understand the desire for a homeland where we don't have to fear antisemitism at every turn; i want that too. but it doesn't take much thought to understand that a homeland for us, which actively oppresses and kills another people, is antithetical to what we want.

if you, as a member of an oppressed group, believe that your freedom and safety can only exist when you oppress another group, you are acting no better than the people who oppressed you. such a belief is horrible, and cynical, and wrong.

as a jew, i want jewish people to be happy and safe and connected to our heritage; as a jew, i also want other peoples to be happy and safe and connected to their heritage.

don't call the palestinians "amalek". you are turning us into amalek.

doesn't the torah tell us to have empathy for those beaten down by the world? doesn't the torah tell us to make the world a better place? doesn't the torah tell us to free people of their shackles and help them escape oppression?

i have so many israeli aunts and uncles and cousins; i fear for their safety. of course, my parents do as well. i'm worried that this fear, in addition to anything they were led to believe earlier in life, is placing my parents even deeper in the zionist camp. but it doesn't have to be this way! my relatives' safety does not rely on the continued oppression of gaza!

it is easy to be uninformed, to be swayed by propaganda, to blindly hope that israel was founded in good faith -- but we can't lie to ourselves. a world steeped in senseless hatred (which we are now promoting!) could never be a home for us. none of us are free, liberated, equal, until all of us are.

as a jew, to other jews, i implore that we stand with our palestinian siblings. i want us all to be happy and safe. i want us all to live in harmony -- in the holy land and around the world. that is what we all deserve. <3

#melonposting #i apologize for not reblogging/posting much stuff about israel/palestine until now #i kept having this fear that my mom would see and get angry at me #but what do i care? i want both jews and palestinians to be happy #oh yeah. and i keep hearing the argument that 'jews living in the holy land before israel was established weren't treated well' #i don't know if that's true or not... but does it matter? #like of course antisemitism is horrible. but that can be dealt with #forcibly taking over their land is not the answer #like if israel were never a thing and people saw that jews living in the holy land didn't have rights #they'd do something about it! #and if you think they wouldn't (which is a fair thing to think)... well then you should do something about it!!! #don't solve oppression with more oppression you idiot!!!!! #no positive change will ever come to a world which doesn't think positive change can happen #and oppression is not positive change. #and it also pains me how so much of zionist rhetoric feeds off of post-holocaust fear #and i get it. i get that in the mid 20th century we were so scared and angry after the holocaust #and that we desperately wanted a safe haven #i will never not empathize with that fear and rage because it's justified #but that is no excuse to oppress another group of people. there are other ways to be safe and happy i promise #just stop hurting each other... please... you're not helping anyone... #palestine #israel #zionism

[give-soup-please]

What about narrator and a reader who doesn't exactly have the good kind of parents. Also like narrator being like a parental figure to the reader ( idk I just find the scenario of narrator protecting the reader from bad parents kinda wholesome )

Narrator With a Reader Who Has Bad Parents

The narrator isn’t exactly sure when it happened, but he’s started thinking of you as his own kid. 

Depending on your age, he’ll either walk you to school and back home again, or keep you company as you commute to work.

He’s always keeping a benevolent eye out, wanting to make sure you stay safe.  

As for you, his presence in your life was a little hard to get used to, given that your biological parents were… Yeah, less said, the better. 

You love him, that much is clear, but the feeling of being safe with someone is difficult to comprehend, given your background.

He’s always picking up the pieces that your parents break. 

You show your biological parents your latest achievements, and you’re ignored. The narrator says, “I’m very proud of you for what you’ve done.” You start to tear up. “I don’t remember the last time someone’s told me that.” He rubs your back and comforts you to the best of his ability. “It’s alright, reader, it’s alright. I’ll tell you as many times as you need.” 

You want to spend time with your biological parents. Why, the narrator can’t understand. When you get rebuffed, the narrator spends time with you instead. “Come on sport, let’s get some ice cream and you can tell me about your day.”

You’re so full of doubt, because they never reassure you. The narrator does his best to make up for the lack in your life. “Things will be fine. You and I, we’ll write your story together, hmm? I’m an excellent storyteller, you know. We can create something wonderful. What do you say?”  

You curl in bed, your parents having mistreated you really badly one night, and though he isn’t visible, he’s combing his fingers through your hair, trying to provide comfort. On the inside though, he’s boiling with rage.

How dare your biological parents not see what a treasure of a child you were. Of course, he’d never call you that directly, he has standards! (and is too embarrassed to admit how fatherly he felt towards you)

The narrator begins to form various plans. He begins finding resources in case you ever need to make a run for it one day. Homeless shelters, cheap hotels, couch crashing, anything he can get his hands on.

He doesn’t know what the long term effects of staying with your parents will be, but he doesn’t want you to be in pain. In the meantime…

The narrator strikes back against your parents in little ways, becoming their personal poltergeist. Objects begin to float, important things are misplaced, and whispers angrily to them when they’re asleep. Your parents don’t sleep well at night anymore. 

If the abuse escalated, the narrator would step in. One of your parents gets really close to your face, too close, and they’re about to do something horrible-

“Get away from my child.” His voice is like venomous steel, and your biological parent is startled. “Who said that?” They look around wildly. The narrator speaks again. “They are under my protection. Get out.” Your bio parent flees your bedroom.

You’re shaking and crying. The narrator wraps himself around you protectively. “Are you alright?” He asks, and you’re not sure. He stays by your side all night. 

The narrator doesn’t know whether or not he made a mistake, speaking out like that. Plans to get you out may have to be sped up. But he holds you close, and silently vows that you’ll never go through something like this alone again.

(writer here. I left my parent's place when I was 20 years old. There were emergency circumstances that propelled me out the door. I've been in a few different transitional housing programs. Things are more settled for me now, though I still move around a lot. I don't know who sent this, but I can dedicate a message to everyone who reads this: Document what they're doing, you may need proof someday. Start googling. Look for local resources. Create contingency plans. Hit up your local library if you can, they're a surprisingly excellent resource for food and shelter programs. If you've got a safe place to live, then please donate to those types of programs if you can afford it. (but also do some research because it's very hit or miss for the clients inside the program) Circumstances were difficult for a very long time after I left, but it ended up saving my life. One day, i'll tell the full story about what happened.)

#the stanley parable #tsp narrator #headcanon #answered ask #tsp #stanley parable #narrator #dang this felt good to write #and man the stuff within the brackets is hard to talk about #yeah my parents were bad too #enough that i had to leave or uhhhhhhhhhh- i'd be dead #seriously folks- educate yourselves on what resources are out there #i dont have a comprehensive list because i live in the states- each of which varies wildly #but it's out there! go look! #i love you all very much #platonic #i hope you all end up somewhere safe and happy- you all deserve that #both me and the narrator think so- so it must be true

[callsign-relic]

rewatched Predacons rising. cried. the urge to write my own tf continuity where they actually do something with Knockout joining the autobots grows

#optimus’ last quote hit extremely hard cause of my current moving stuff right now #but anyway #not to diss and rid15 fans out there #I love rid15 grimlock he’s my baby #but I don’t enjoy the rest of the show and I want to try my hand at writing something at a bigger scale like a what-if sequel series :] #heheeh #I’ll come up with things for it eventually #for now I shall sit and stew #and cry 😀 #HAHAHAA #relic answers #so uh yeah safe to say I don’t think I can emotionally handle watching g1 rn I’ll probably cry more 😀 #HDDGJSSH

[commissionsdarian]

Dawg u sent Rags to a full out fall shelter lmaoo

No I actually sent her to the backrooms, good luck, may the odds be ever in your favor

#been waiting for a backrooms joke to show up #but yeah I did #safe from outside attacks #safe from inside attacks #and loads to explore #small and stuffy bunkers are good #but you can go crazy quickly #'57 is like a dream come true #darian answers stuff #tua rp #oc

[man-monsters-and-aliens]

Here's a horrible idea for you. Quantonium works in mysterious and odd ways but one thing that they do discover over time is that it slows Susan's aging down to a snail's pace. Thirty years could go by and she looks and feels hardly no different. Scientists figure she and Bob could stand to become the longest-living monsters and that they could outlive everyone in the facility.

hell yeah, I hc it also helps with her healing and need for energy, so not a lot of food to eat and less bathroom trips. she's self-sustaining and practically indestructible to earthly forces

I hear you and I propose Link will be the second monster out of the group to die of old age, since the other 3 would have to be directly killed for anything to happen quick, otherwise a shortage of food will be the death of Doc & Bob

Monger I can see go on for another 30-50 years, Butterfly depends after Link

they're not immortal, definitely, and Susan will die, eventually, but if not old age, it'll be because of loneliness :(

#character death #monsters vs aliens #mva headcanons #ginormica #susan murphy #the missing link #link monsters vs aliens #bob monsters vs aliens #dr cockroach #butterflyosaurus #insectosaurus #general monger #w.r. monger #yeah safe answers stuff

[the-five-deadly-venoms]

Someone drew the main KFP characters and villains as prehistoric animals. Now that's an AU I'd love.

NO WAY CAN YOU SEND IT TO ME? AA I LOVE PREHISTORY

#yeah safe answers stuff

[safekeeperscosm]

So, uh, how's the Cleaved AU been?

I have other fixiations on my mind atm haha

svtfoe comes & goes and in order to develop Cleaved I'd rather rewatch the show to get a proper grip on how to rewrite things in my head, don't wanna stray too far from whatever plot it had going and mostly I just wanna draw whatever but even that takes certain motivation 💀

also I won't post for something I'm not even sure how to go about entirely, I've got ideas but they're all so unorganized and scattered (as all my interests becomes)

here's something i did for fun, I would've blown out the fire and sketched more but likely won't get to "finishing" anytime soon

this interaction takes place between 'Toffee' and 'Rest In Pudding', but I imagine this scene happens later in season 3, when Toffee regains his memories

that's the idea anyway ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ and take a wip from months ago

#thanks for asking!! cool to know there's interest :) #cleaved au #svtfoe au #star vs the forces of evil #toffee svtfoe #toffee of septarsis #glossaryck #yeah safe draws stuff #yeah safe answers stuff #i didn't draw glossy i was gonna but not for this frame #there are in between frames of these missing but he would've been at the bottom of the cauldron (no soup because he eated it all)

[ficsforeren]

Ok something happened and it’s so random that I came to share here but i just needed to tell someone… there’s this guy in my dms… and I have a soft spot for him… he just told he had a sex dream with me… then I asked for details and he sent a video of him pumping himself with the text “you were sucking this off”… and I had seen his dick before BUT I didn’t remember how BIG he was, holy shit. I-

(For future reference my signature will be *orange anon* cause I WILL send more stuff, there’s a back story to this lmao I hope u don’t mind)

o-oh wow... h-how huge are we talking here 👀 l-like eren's dick or 👀 👀 👀

#i'm not sure how to respond this is the first time I'm getting something like this LMAO but yeah sure orange anon #share whatever you like in this is a safe space ❤️ #kana answers stuff #queue

[storfulsten]

Okay I know this sounds a bit sketchy and weird and Do Not answer this if u feel uncomfortable, but has whitty and bf ever gotten ‘busy’ or did the ‘deed’ in private? u know what I mean.

well at the risk of sounding slightly tmi depending on stuff and things I'm putting this under a readmore, though I'm gonna try to keep it short and semi vague lol

tl;dr - idk it really depends on your definition of what exactly said 'deed' would entail ha

hmm tbh I guess it really depends on whatever you would define doing the deed to be exactly, like what exact criteria would have to be met. like if what you're thinking is bf getting some bomb d then no, whitty doesn't have a d or any parts of such kind at all really, and with that also not really any drive or need to do any of that stuff for his own sake. that doesn't mean they don't do anything at all, whitty still get the satisfaction of loving and doting upon bf through I guess one could say giving him a hand lol, and really ain’t no d’s needed between them for bf to get his mind thoroughly blown and thirst satisfactorily sated ha. so yeah as said depends on your definition. if you mean just straight up f*cking in the most traditional and expected sense of the word then no. if you mean a situation like whitty leaving bf a whimpering mess through loving him with everything else that he has physically and emotionally then I guess so probably lol

#nsfw-ish #just to be safe #as said sorry for tmi #and that's all I'm gonna say about that #wanna keep this place sfw mostly still #and don't wanna step on too many toes when it comes to whitty and his canon stuff #no matter what au-specific hcs and thoughts I have ha #tbh this is probably way waaay over the line as is so hm yeah #even in an au context or whatever #sooo for now gonna leave this topic alone past this post probably yessir #idk if this was a satisfactory answer apologies if not #thanks for the message #stay groovy friendo

[bobatealie-archived]

how are you always so happy?/genq

hm. that is an interesting question anon

#❝ txt message ! ♡ #❝ anons ! ♡ #I DONT KNOW HOW TO ANSWER . . . /NM #idk who u r or long u have been fllwing me but yeah #LIKE ig i seem rlly happy a lot of times but i wld say thats mainly bc i only engage in things i enjoy / talk abt things i enjoy #i dont rlly like bring negativity to my tumblr since this is kind of my fun safe space ykyk ?? #i have my moments where im like . upset nd negative nd other stuff but i usually delete those post so lmao #anyways tumblr life tips w elie ig :shrugs: /lh

[halftiredobsessions]

I dare you to look up your favorite Pokemon on one of those AI image generators

Thanks for the ask! 😊

// Obvious tw for AI Generated imagery. I usually have to be careful with these, myself—you know how people are freaked out by stuff like the Mandela Catalogue? Sometimes, these things can look like stuff like that. //

Now, I couldn’t decide on my favorite Pokémon, so I tried to go with the starter Mystery Dungeon always designates me as, which is Turtwig:

Which. Not what I was expecting, but at least I didn’t get anything uncanny-valley-esque, you know.

BUT THEN I TRIED ANOTHER GRASS STARTER (specifically the one I like to play in Super Mystery Dungeon) AND

WHY IS SNIVY KIND OF NORMAL. WHY’D THEY HATE CRIME MY BOY TURTWIG LIKE THAT.

(Though, you know. Snivy *does* get pretty, uh, weird if you look too close. Like did they give it a human eye in some of them—? I guess I should be thankful they didn’t dissect Turtwig. But the bottom-middle one looks cute, anyway.)

#tw ai generated #dall e ai #craiyon #ai generated images #pokemon #pokemon mystery dungeon #turtwig #snivy #uncanny valley #unreality #hope i tagged all that right #i know some people can be seriously triggered by this stuff #i myself can on a bad day #so stay safe! mwah #OH YEAH #thanks for the ask! #answered asks

[cntloup]

Ex-Husband!Simon saves you angst, domestic violence

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4

It doesn’t feel right. He knows you’re not alone. So he calls you again. 

“Hey. Is there someone in the house?” he asks as soon as you pick up. 

“No, Simon. Are you still at the door?” you ask timidly, keeping your voice low. 

“Yes. Because I didn’t get a clear answer. Why the fuck are you whispering? And whose truck is it?” he retorts, voice getting louder as his frustration grows. 

“It’s for a friend. I borrowed it for a few days to move some stuff.” you lie, holding back sobs.  

You desperately want to tell him. You want to scream at the top of your lungs for him to save you. 

“Who are you talking to?” an unfamiliar voice asks you angrily. 

“Wait! Who is that? Open the door right now or I will fucking break it!” Simon shouts through the phone. 

“Si, he’s gonna kill me...” you say shakily followed by a loud a scream, then the line dies. 

Within a millisecond, he starts kicking the door open... one... two... three... four kicks and the door comes off its hinges.

He follows the sound of your screams. 

Finally, he steps into the room and the moment his eyes land on the man (if one can even call him that) who has dared to not only lay a finger on you but is beating you up to the point of you passing out, he only sees red. 

Simon runs towards him, grabs him by the collar and throws him on the ground. 

He puts one foot on his chest and bends down to throw countless punches in his face while shouting insults at him. 

Simon only stops by the sound of your groaning and that’s when he realizes that he’s beaten him unconscious. 

He rushes to your side and lightly slaps your cheeks to keep you awake, noticing the blood on your head.

“Hey, dove. Stay with me, please. Keep talking to me, yeah?” he coos while delicately lifting you up in his strong arms and that’s when you finally feel safe after so long. 

“Simon, he’s a fucking monster. He wouldn’t stop beating me.” you sob in his chest, words slurred due to the numerous beatings you took to your head. 

“I’m here now, love. You're safe with me.” he says, bending down to carefully place you in the car seat. 

“Keep talking, love.” he remarks as he gets into the car. 

You continue explaining what happened as best as you can in your state in between groans and winces of pain while he drives you to the hospital.

And on the way, he calls Price to ask him to clean up the mess.

comments/reblogs are greatly appreciated ♥ 

#simon riley #simon ghost riley #simon riley x reader #simon ghost riley x reader #simon riley x you #simon ghost riley x you #cod x reader #ghost x reader #simon ghost x reader #ghost riley #ghost simon riley #cod fanfic #ghost cod #cod ghost #ghost call of duty #call of duty #cod mw2 #cod #mw2 #cod modern warfare