#yeah so like

[nerdpoe]

The Justice League finds out about the Anti-Ecto Acts, and Batman is the driving force behind condemning them. He even goes so far as to summon popular ghost hero Phantom for advice, given that his son, Red Hood, would absolutely fall under those Acts. Phantom...tells him he's wrong.

Red Hood is 100%, completely and totally alive. Same soul, same body, sort of the same person. Only 'sort of' because people change as they grow, so obviously he isn't going to be the same person he was when he was fifteen.

There's not a trace of ecto in him, or in any of the Bats. None of them are even liminal.

Batman asks if he's sure. If he's really, really sure. Because ghosts run on emotions, and Red Hood came back extremely violent and irrational.

"Well yeah, of course he did," Phantom deadpans, and Batman suddenly feels very, very small under that glare. "He was murdered, unavenged, told that there was no way he was the same person when he came back pissed, and had his words as a victim ignored. I'd get violent too. Look, I gotta go, but thanks for getting the Acts removed."

#dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc #dc x dp #phanfic #story prompt #you know all those fics about the batfam being liminal #and that's why they're weird or spooky #and that's why jason beat the snot out of tim #yeah so like #what if they weren't #at all #mostly i just wanted bruce to have to face that #yo #this is still jason #he's angry and grown up but it's still jason #and you're stuck in the past grasping at straws #refusing to acknowledge the very alive man in front of you #while you grieve a child you ran off in the first place

[4suitedplayingcard]

#yeah so like #punch out #punch out!! #im not taggin g everyone there is just no way lmao #ace.txt

[lavendersartistry]

So-

Let's talk about Enter the 2000s!

This AU has a bit of a parallel between Playtime Co. officials and the Prototype.

The Smiling Critters (minus CatNap) are aware of what the Bigger Bodies Initiative scientists, including Leith Pierre and Harley Sawyer does to both children and adults and they genuinely do want to help with Stella Greybur and Rich Avery on getting most innocent workers and all children out of the facility (even the BBI toys, if they don't get too easily hostile) but can only do so much in secret so the officials don't find out. Most, if not all, the crew are puzzled with CatNap being secretive, DogDay being the most puzzled.

(they not a qpr couple, they in a poly qpr with my oc Eve Ewe)

Regarding the Prototype, CatNap is at a hard position. The thing not only saved them and Theodore, but is aware of what it is capable of (Poppy's words). CatNap was able to find out what Sawyer does to the Prototype through logs and files, finding it as also a victim of the Initiative's cruel deeds. He wants to help, but knows they have to do it secretly despite causing rifts between the others. The others label it as "issues" when it is really wanting to do the same as the others do but in a different way.

The dynamic between the Prototype and CatNap is like Megaera and Hades from Disney Hercules, but less sass (sorry Hades fans)-

#queen card | tis the chess #silly 2000s | smiling critters: enter the 2000s #smiling critters au #smiling critters #official lore for enter the 2000s? #poggers anyone??? #yeah so like #they all going through it #and im putting lotta attention to stella because i heavily think she the protagonist #i wanna focus on stella and rich as a bit of a duo for this au

[iceemybeloved]

why dont people simp for cliff burton more jesus fuck

#cliff burton #clifford lee burton #metallica #metallica cliff #metallica cliff burton #cliff burton metallica #yeah so like #im kinda down bad for him now #which is funny #like really funny because metallica is a major hyperfix for us collectively #and megadeth but we dont talk about that #and so im a james hetfield introject and goddamn #that motherfucker is kinda #kinda hot yknow? #- james hetfield

[goldenhypen]

yALL SKSJSJDJ MY FRIENDS KEEP SAYING THAT ID LOOK SO GOOD W JAKE AND HOW HE LOOKS LIKE MY FUTURE HUSBAND LIKE STOP JUST STOP IT RLLY AINT HELPING ALL THE DELULU HAPPENING RN 🥹

#but like just to clarify things #when i say stop what i mean is ‘don’t stop’ 🥹 #keep it coming 🥹 #oMG BUT PLS #WHENEVER THEY SAY THAT I FREAK OUT INTERNALLY #AND ALSO MOST DEFINITELY EXTRENALLY TOO #*externally #sorry i’m a writer who doesn’t know how to spell JSJSJSN #ok but anyways what was i saying? #yEAH SO LIKE #ITS MAKING ME GO INSANE #IM SO DELULU #AND LIKE WHEN THEY SAY IT THEYRE COMPLETELY SERIOUS #AND THEN MY OTHER FRIENDS GO ON AND AGREE #LIKE WHAT ABOUT MY SANITY ???????????? #like i rlly don’t see it 😭 idk what they’re talking about 😭 #sigh #i’m so 🥹🥹 uGHMSJSJSKSKS #em speaks

[thepaladincosplays]

That moment you write, in your own opinion, a beautiful exchange about the power dynamic a God has with the rest of his pantheon and how whoever is in charge doesn’t effect his position because he’s pretty much the only one capable of handling it...

Only to realize you fucked up because his loyalty is something another character would want not himself

#tales of mewni #thepaladinrambles #yeah so like #gotta delete a few paragraphs now

[sword-and-lance]

((the more I think about the whole Dae/Amba/Brannon thing in conjunction with their Ancient selves’ thing the more depressing it gets lmao))

#; musing #yeah so like #when ancient!Brannon (Hyth) went and sacrificed himself #ancient!Dae (Nemesis) basically. kinda mcfucking lost it #in fact it's arguably the main reason WHY she actually agreed with Venat and co's plan #just out of sheer grief and /rage/ at what the other Ancients had convinced him to do #(and while ancient!Amba (Artemis) was...less outwardly furious about it) #(didn't mean she didn't feel like they had to do SOMETHING) #(before everything was locked in a hellspiral of endless human sacrifice) #and while Artemis/Amba and Nemesis/Dae found each other fairly quickly in their 'second lives' #and Hyth/Brannon had found Amba even before Amba and Dae found each other? #Bran constantly kept his distance and wasn't even sure why #but deep down some part of him probably /remembers/ what Dae did in his name #and isn't entirely cool with that even if he can't actively remember it until later in EW #y'know AFTER he starts hanging around more in the main group #instead of moping about in Ishgard 24/7 #(and uh by way of explanation re: Hyth) #(headcanon for my own 'verses is that he DID at the last second regret dying and leaving his siblings behind) #(and that split off a chunk of his soul and /yeah/) #6.0 spoilers

[lesbianralzarek]

"life doesnt get better, you just get stronger" does NOT include ages 11-17. life does in fact just get better from there. those years are dogshit. like, you do get stronger but its mostly just a factor of not being 11-17 anymore. positive thinking helps but it doesnt fix whatevers going on at 15, you have to brute force through that one raw

#i originally posted this as just a 'hey remember how fuckin bad middle/highschool was? shit was wild' type post but now #there are a bunch of teens in the notes being like 'oh my god are you serious? it gets better? im not stuck in hell forever??' #and im reminded that the only people who told teenage ella 'it gets better' were speakers at mental health assemblies #aka the least relatable people alive who were seemingly born to lie to you #so. uh. yeah im a certified adult who isnt here to lie or sugarcoat the realities of being a teenager #the only thing more certain than the pain is the transcience

[mausolealdrift]

its baffling seeing people on here being all shocked about how other ppl didnt have sex or do drugs or drink or go to parties etc etc in high schools like. sorry i was too busy getting bullied to do all of that stuff i guess. why are you surprised that there’s losers on the cringe loser website

#like yeah i WISHED i could do that sort of stuff #but i felt so completely isolated from everyone else at my school bc ppl were so nasty to me #its fine cos im doing all the stuff i missed out on now that im in university #but some ppl dont even get that chance #maybe its not that serious but. idk. just dont be a dick #but also ppl who didnt do that stuff acting like theyre better than ppl who did is fucking annoying and also a dick move. btw #📼

[liquidstar]

Yes, Greece still exists, we didn't all die 2000 years ago. Yes, people speak Greek. You people are so fucking stupid for real. So many of you claim to love ancient shit but can't even acknowledge the actual living culture of the people whose mythology and classics you romanticize. You keep leaving annoying comments about how you just forget Greek people still exist, thinking you're being quirky because you love ancient stuff soooo much that you forgot about the people it came from. You think about it so little you don't even realize that an actual Greek person has to read this shit, making it clear how little you actually care about the culture beyond the romanticized (and westernized) mythology. Don't claim you love Greece, don't use our mythology anymore if you can't acknowledge that we're still around without making it about how little you think about us. It's mind boggling that you'd think a Greek person would read this and think you're anything but obnoxious. Explode.

#this post is edited because you're all annoying. maybe I'll turn it back someday #it sucks that people can't even be normal about a funny family story once the fact that we're greek comes into the fold #suddenly its all about blorbofied mythology shit and idiots saying ''GREECE IS REAL???? 🤯🤯🤯🤯'' yeah percy j*ckson didnt make it up #maybe it would be less annoying if they weren't all saying it like I'd think it's funny that they don't know we exist instead of like #disturbing on a personal level. like what the fuck #man if you can't acknowledge we exist in real life just name your oc Icarus something else idgaf #so yeah explode. Skase. Voulos'to. Valto mesa sto katamalakismeno mouni tis mana's sou. Psophise. etc.

[calamitys-child]

One of my favourite mundane weirdnesses about Edinburgh is that we set the big clock visible approaching the station to be 3 minutes fast to make sure people are on time for their trains. My Favourite mundane weirdness of Edinburgh is that we check this by firing a cannon.

#im so used to it that genuinely hand on heart sudden loud bangs just make me hungry now #everyone that lives here is like. yeah lunchtime cannon thats normal. everyone who doesnt is so bewildered by it. i love it.

[andi-o-geyser]

a full SAGA of chaos choices at the diner in the centre of your mind

#so in summary: #coffee grounds; room temp vodka; the feeling of first having root beer; coffee and bacon; maple syrup; grenadine; and a calzone #they are all so insane and i love them for it #and also its such a perfect representation of a brain #bc like! yeah! that IS what my thoughts are bouncing between when i'm asked what i want for a meal! i am that fucking bonkers sometimes!! #dimension 20 #dimension 20 mentopolis #mentopolis #mentopolis spoilers #d20 #dnd #brennan lee mulligan #hunch curio #anastasia tension #conrad schintz #the fix #imedla pulse #dan fucks #alex song xia #hank green #danielle radford #freddy wong #siobhan thompson #mike trapp #d20 cast #long post #andis thought geyser

[yesokayiknow]

i hope that sometimes fifteen's psychic paper shorts out and shows what fourteen's thinking back on earth. he tries to sneak in somewhere and the guard's like this just says 'need to pick up cat food'? and fifteen's like 🥺 they got a cat

#doctor who #the doctor #fifteen #he shows up at the noble house next day with a bunch of cat toys and 14 explains that he was just picking up food for next door #and 15's like ah. well. the thing is. i thought if you only had one cat they'd be lonely so. and pulls out a kitten #rose after 15 leaves: is this an alien cat #14: 100% yeah. don't tell donna that bit

[theshadowrealmitself]

I like to think that Vulcans who come to understand that Humans just can’t try to process emotions the same way as them, it’s just healthiest to let it out in harmless ways, decide that venting and stuff should be taken just as seriously as Vulcan’s meditation time, and will encourage the Humans around them to complain about what’s upsetting them

People who are used to aloof Vulcans who avoid Humans at all cost running into one comforting a Human

“-and then they said my cheesecake was subpar, and they didn’t even bring a dish!!!”

“The purpose of this event was that every participant brings a food item of sorts, correct?”

“Yeah!!”

“And they did not follow this rule while insulting dishes that were brought?”

“Mostly just my dish but yeah >:(“

“How illogical”

“That’s what I’m saying!!!”

#star trek #Vulcans #Humans #not based on a specific thing #but I used to know this annoying couple that were ‘family friends’ #who would show up to potluck dinners and the like and would either bring nothing or bring something really just. out of left field? #like a bag of frozen chicken to a bbq #and then proceed to make sure they are first even if it was stated to let kids go first #would take HUGE amounts before anyone else got a chance to get a plate #and then make off with the leftovers again even if they were already claimed for #and it wasn’t a food insecurity thing trust me I would never speak bad about a person getting food if that was even a remote chance #the adults who raised us knew them really well and we’d been to their house a ton of times #they were just dicks #and yeah. they’d occasionally insult the food. while eating the MAJORITY of it. #it was so weird at their home they would go out of their way to get the healthiest options possible #you know the really bland tasteless expensive stuff that apparently was healthier #but then if they were visiting our house they would. eat all our unhealthy snacks. #that always pissed me off so much as a kid because we actually had a food insecurity thing going on #and also a variety of other reasons that are a bit too depressing to bring up on this post #but anyways we’d hardly ever get to have nice snacks #and this couple would just take them all??? even after we’d tell them repeatedly that it was ours and those snacks weren’t gonna be #replaced #hated that couple #if you’re wondering why they were ‘family friends’ it’s because the couple who raised us #(it feels weird to type it out like that but apparently legal guardians doesn’t fit since they never finished petitioning 💀) #liked having them around because it made them look like ‘such great Christian’s’ being nice to the people #that no one else wanted to be friends with #I always thought that was a really weird and fucked up reason to be friends with someone #this got long sorry 😭

[bisclavaret]

a day late to my 6 years on t anniversary ✨🏳️‍⚧️ a short comic about looking back

#trans pride #transmasc #comics #autobio comics #transgender #this reads a little more melancholy than I meant it to! #I think I forget how far I’ve come #like oh yeah this rules actually my body’s changed so much #also I grew my hair out and I’m less blond now #anyway I love being on testosterone :) #life saving magic potion that makes you hot and happy #my art #Magnus post art at a reasonable hour challenge (impossible)

[aakiwa]

So embarrassing but I’m having a zukka moment rn

Also Azula + Sokka bffs bcs if she got the therapy she deserves I’m telling u their brains together wud be unbeatable

(Ugh I keep flipping Sokka’s scars forgive me)

#fanart #art #illustration #zuko #zukka #sokka #atla #avatar the last airbender #azula #read this gorgeous fucking FIC AND AZULA’S REDEMPTION?? ATEEEEE SOKKA AND AZULA’S FRIENDSHIP??? ATEEEE #IT IS BURNED INTO MY BRAIN #IF I DIDNT HAVE FINALS ID BE PUMPING OUT ART LIKE NO TMRW #THAT FIC CAN TAKE MY SOULL #AND IT WAS ZUKKA SO LIKE FUCKKKK YEAH #sokka & azula