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Why not just Desmond being an angel.
And it freaks everybody out and everybody thinks he's holy or something and he's just like "all right okay why not"
It had happened by accident.
It had to be an accident, right?
Altaïr had been thrown out of the room and the Templars had unsheathed their weapons. Malik had been focused on protecting his brother, shouting at him to run as he tried to keep all of the Templars busy.
Robert de Sablé didn’t even look back when he walked away after ordering their death.
Malik didn’t know what happened.
He saw Kadar freeze when he neared the scaffolding that would lead to the treasure and Malik swore his eyes glowed gold for the briefest of moments.
Before one of the Templars charged at him.
Kadar snapped out of it and tried to block, his stance unstable enough that he slipped backwards.
Into the scaffolding…
Taking the Templar with him.
The Templar’s sword struck one of the wooden pillars keeping the scaffolding stable and…
Malik didn’t have any explanation for it.
It shouldn’t have happened.
The scaffolding started to crumble, making Kadar and the Templar run away from it as fast as they could.
And then…
The wall next to the scaffolding began to break apart, golden light coming from the cracks before the entire thing fell down.
Together with the treasure and the ark where it had been resting.
The ark broke in half, splitting in the middle to reveal an egg shaped thing made of stone that was around the height of perhaps Malik when he was sitting on the floor.
The treasure fell on top of it, shattering like it was made of glass.
Where the shards fell on the stone, the stone changed and spread.
Until…
What had been stone had changed to seemingly three pairs of wings with white feathers that seemed to shine gold all curled together.
The wings twitched…
Before slowly opening, stretching to its full size.
Revealing a young man seemingly sleeping, the three pairs of wings attached to his back. His head was resting on his propped up knees.
No one could speak.
No one could move.
Until…
“Altaïr?” Kadar whispered hesitantly and Malik could see why he would call out that fool’s name.
The man looked too much like Altaïr for it to be a coincidence.
Almost as if hearing the name, the man…
No.
The divine being in front of them opened his eyes.
Instead of Altaïr’s golden eyes, his eyes were light brown with specks of gold in them.
And Malik wondered how he could see them from where he was standing, a few meters away from the winged being.
The divine being looked around and blinked.
His eyes met Malik and his lips parted.
“It’s an angel!”
Before he could speak, the Templars all knelt and began to pray.
The Templar who had attacked Kadar took off his helmet and…
It was a woman.
A woman who was praying fervently at the divine being who…
… looked at Malik with wide confused eyes.
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Desmond is surprised for a few seconds then he goes “Be not afraid” and tried to sound super impressive “Ye are in the presence of…………… the will of God.” and he’s just bullshiting his way to uuhhh. He has no plans.
He glanced at Malik and Kadar and oh yeah, alright.
“Ye shall not harm these… men of justice for they are… under my protection…?”
At that point, Desmond knows he is ffuuuccckkeedd. Malik is obviously onto him. Kadar is super confused and just keeps staring at his face. Then…
Maria, of all people, agree and even goes as pledge her sword to him which is super weird and Desmond’s just “???”
In the end, Desmond accidentally takes the Templars about to kill Malik and Kadar with him as he leaves the temple with Malik and Kadar. It’s a very awkward journey and Desmond has no idea what else to do other than…
Oh wait… there were other Templars stationed nearby and they all saw him leave with his ‘entourage’.
Before he could try to say anything, Maria speaks for him, calling the messenger of God and that he had been sleeping in the Ark of the Covenant which sounded like a super big deal (and he can’t even whisper to Malik to ask what the hell she was talking about because the Farm was never religious and the only time Desmond even heard of the Ark of the Covenant was from Indiana Jones) and…
… why does it feel like Maria was converting people into becoming his personal army???
Oh god… Was this…
Was he going to take his own army to Masyaf???
#yeah that’s right#i’m back to my maria would totally worship desmond as her god bs#for some reason i’m imagining the battle in masyaf at the start of ac1 to be#assassins versus templars versus desmond’s ‘army’#which is really more or less zealots who believe his word is god’s word#he is not having a good time#oh god#altaïr is going to be seen as the ‘son of an angel’#asjdjfhjakdsfjkfbasjkdf#assassin's creed#desmond miles#altaïr ibn la'ahad#malik al sayf#kadar al sayf#maria thorpe#teecup writes/has a plot#fic idea: assassin's creed#ask and answer
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my biggest flex? oh nothing much but I did put these on my phone last night so
#yeah that’s right#I can listen to these in my car on repeat now what u gon do#the band ghost#ghost#copia#ghost bc#papa iv#copia is my husband#cardinal copia#tobias forge#papa emeritus iv#copia my beloved#sympathy for the devil#stay by ghost#stay vinyl version
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SURPRISE!!!! I have MORE fantrolls >:]
These are my girl bosses who work in the entertainment industry and slay (literally) the competition
#yeah that’s right#i got more#and guess what? i have EVEN MORE#I’ll introduce them in due time rn it’s their time to shine#love these crazy ass bitches#art#illustration#artist#illustrator#illustrations#my art#ocs#oc#homestuck#digital art#fanart#fan art#hiveswap#homestuck^2#hs#hs fantroll#fantrolls#indigo bloods#girl bosses#slay#high bloods#hiveswap fantrolls#homestuck oc#homestuck OCs#candy fantrolls
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Dashi: Do you, or do you not feel ✨Bonita✨
Turnip, in a princess dress: “I feel bonita…”
Dashi: “WONDERFUL BECAUSE YOU LOOK ✨💗BONITA💗✨
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Link: I just ended a 5 year relationship
Zelda: Are you ok?
Link: It’s ok it wasn’t my relationship
Zelda:
#yeah that’s right#botw incorrect quotes#dont really expect this to become a thing again tho#just a random thing I thought of during my work break#botw#totk#botw link#botw zelda#totk link#totk zelda
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You guys. What if OFMD season 2 is secretly just a giant ad for soup?
#‘there’s no brand of soup’ you say#well do you remember those ‘got milk’ ads that were just ads for the concept of milk#yeah that’s right#shitpost#ofmd#our flag means death#OFMD season 2#ofmd spoilers#I guess
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The fact that we’re all just collectively feeling unwell, slamming our heads against the wall, jumping out of windows, sobbing on the floor, getting closer to taking a bath with a toaster, cosplaying waterfalls etc. etc. and doing this all while (secretly) very much enjoying ourselves.
We really love feeling The Feels™, huh?
#but what is fandom if not experiencing big emotions through stories in a safe space and sharing them with others?#i am living my best life#ya’ll like the angst don’t lie to me.#look me in the eye and tell me this isn’t shaping up to be like the best hurt/comfort fic you’ve ever seen#yeah that’s right#you can’t#good omens#good omens season 2#aziraphale#crowley#ineffable husbands#ineffable idiots#ineffable divorce#the feels#fandom
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also i want to remind everyone that sukuna had to use three arms to block itadori’s punch
#ooc.#jjk spoilers#and then he wondered wtf just happened#yeah that’s right#i’m sorry i’m just hypin my boi up rn#i actually have many thoughts about this fight#like sukuna didn’t immediately use his technique#i think he intended to toy with yuji#but then yuji hits him with a soul shattering punch#heheheh tHATS MY SON !!
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Everyone who says the reason Snow called the food rationing fund tessera was because he associates the word with poverty is WRONG. The real reason is so that when Capitol citizens google ‘President Snow tessera’ they’ll find the introduction of the food fund instead of some conspiracy theory about his buttons.
#this is /j just for clarification#yeah that’s right#i walt disney frozened his ass#the hunger games#thg#corionalus snow#president snow#thg fan theories
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Not to make promises here but I think I may actually have enough content in my silly google doc without realizing. There may be an LBL update this week 🫣
#there may be TWO consecutive weeks on that’s scary#yeah that’s right#I’ve got enough for TWO chapters#I just have to uhm. edit and make my little post#peer pressure me into making my post#please please please#clair rambles#turn amc#turn: washington's spies#lbl#luck be a lady#turn washington's spies#turn fanfiction
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a request, if you're interested!
BIG mingyu finds a box of clothes that wonwoo is planning to give away. He gets curious and tries to try on one of wonwoo's shirts and its really tight on him(barely goes past his moobs). when he tries to get it off, he finds that he can't and wonwoo comes home to an embarrassed mingyu who is struggling to get it off
ANON THIS WAS SO VISIONARY OF YOU… i must confess i’m a bit vanilla when it comes to my own common writing about size, but i like to challenge myself + your req was like 🤌 hope i’ve met your expectations :3 i’ve also used it to test this try at writing about bigger boys :)
cw: (light?) humiliation (it’s consensual ok)
“the curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought him back” says an ancient proverb that’s more well-known for its first part. the second one usually comes as a surprise for most people, and sure gives a new perspective to the saying. curiosity wasn’t supposed to be a bad thing, nor something worth of negative consequences. knowledge should be celebrated, after all.
to change the animal in question, though, would it make a difference? let’s say, a puppy. a very curious, nosy puppy boy who was all on his fours (not for the reasons he commonly got into that position), grunting and sighing as he didn’t find what he was looking for. would he end up in trouble for such eagerness to find out about everything and anything?
mingyu was, beyond all, impatient. and it seemed the bigger he’d gotten, the more impatient he’d grew, too, always whining and demanding and pouting when he didn’t get what he wanted. right now, the small noises of frustration came from the mystery of where had his boyfriend put his new pair of jeans, bought last week when mingyu decided his then current ones were getting too snug. all clothes seem too snug when you reach third digit lbs, you know. especially when you surpass the first hundred.
so there mingyu was, on all fours, belly touching the ground as he sweated due to the effort to keep supporting his own weight. the closet wasn’t the coolest place in their apartment, which only made him more miserable.
“where the fuck is this…” he paused in the middle of cursing when he found a cardboard box where ‘DONATION’ was written. “oh.”
he pulled the box out of its place, suddenly forgotten about his pants.
it wasn’t supposed to be anything interesting, nor surprising since the purpose of those clothes being there were literally stamped on the cardboard, but somehow mingyu started to grab and inspect piece by piece, laughing at some weird t-shirts and gasping at others that he considered too cute to be thrown away.
in the process of rummaging through them, however, an idea lit up in his mind. some of them were pretty. pretty enough for mingyu to take his time examining the fabric, the striped pattern. obsessing with how small wonwoo was in comparison to him.
if he took just an instant to think about it further, he wouldn’t do it. mingyu is not the type to ponder, though, so before he can understand how disastrous his actions can be, his torso is already naked, hands gabbing excited at wonwoo’s t-shirt to pull over his head.
it looks like a crop top. and that’s being gentle. the fabric got stretched, the effort to make it enlarged enough for mingyu’s width turning it into a second skin, almost. it barely covers his fat breasts, the sleeves are suffocating his swollen arms.
curiosity gets the cat killed, and the puppy… the puppy gets stuck, breathing hard when he notices it’s tight, tight, not the common tight of his clothes. the collar hugged his neck, making him realize how extra he got everywhere.
a voice sounds from the room, “mingyu-ya?”
mingyu froze. he knew what was coming for him, and it was not flowers and chocolate.
“hey, why are you…” wonwoo stopped mid-sentence when he saw the scene in front of him. “woah.”
“i think i stretched it,” mingyu spat out like it wasn’t obvious that he had completely ruined his boyfriend’s t-shirt.
“stretched it? baby, you’re about to rip it,” wonwoo chuckled, biting the inside of his cheek as he drinks in the sight of mingyu’s enormous frame displayed like that. his belly hung over his sweatpants, full of rolls and stretch marks, his navel deep and begging for a finger inside. “how did you find these? and why were you trying them on? there’s no way they’d fit you,” wonwoo makes sure to point it out, putting his hands over the soft skin.
“i was looking for my new pants and found the box,” mingyu explained, sighing when he feels his boyfriend caressing the large area of his gut. “and i just thought it’d be fun but… but now i’m…” the words struggled to be out, until he expelled them in a sigh, “i can’t get it off.”
wonwoo’s eyes glistened in both desire and malice.
“got so fat you can’t lift your arms?”
“t-that’s not it! i can lift them alright!” mingyu raised them in retaliation, which only made things worse. everything jiggled, in a way that was almost ridiculous.
“ooh, poor thing, need help from his boyfriend to get out from the tiny, tiny shirt you stole from him?” wonwoo mocked, pinching his boyfriend’s double chin. “god, it doesn’t even cover your tits.”
mingyu flushed. there was something terribly arousing about having his overgrown, fat chest called tits. especially when said tits were being squeezed by his lover’s slender hands with no mercy.
“w-wonwoo, please…”
“please what, baby?” wonwoo teased, holding the two breasts under the tight shirt. his cold hands provoked a shiver on mingyu’s skin.
“help me… h-help me take it off,” mingyu whimpered, face violently red from embarrassment.
“what if i don’t want to?”
“p-please.”
“alright, let me just have this for a moment.”
maybe there was a time wonwoo was less shameless. currently it was not the case, so he made no ceremony before putting his mouth over mingyu’s left nipple, sucking on it like it was a very sweet source of pleasure. he did the same with the right one, encouraged by the moans his boyfriend slipped, fingers entertained between wonwoo’s hair strands.
“already worked up, big guy?” wonwoo mocked when he let go of the right tit, a sly smile on his face while he gazed at mingyu’s wrecked face, lips circled in an ‘o’ and forehead painted by a thin layer of sweat. “can’t even stand up for a few minutes to have your boyfriend suck on you?” the only response he got was a mere whine. “alright, arms up,” wonwoo commanded, finally kind enough to help mingyu out of the t-shirt.
after some struggle, they managed to roll it up and pull it off, a fit of giggles elicited from wonwoo in the process as well as cries of protest from mingyu.
wonwoo folds the t-shirt neatly, like it isn’t all funny-looking after mingyu’s try-on.
“gonna keep this in case a good opportunity to make you use it comes at hand.”
mingyu smacked his arm.
“i’m not gonna wear it again. ever.”
“we’ll see about that.”
#svt#cher fics#minwon#omg my first minwon :D#chubby mingyu#no wait#fat mingyu#yeah that’s right#cher reqs
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there might’ve been a lot of unnecessary additions to the hobbit movies but i for one am not going to complain about getting to see a badass gorgeous elf girl on my screen
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howdy everyone it’s your favorite cowboy who’s neglected his Tumble since 2023
Yay I’m fucking back finally
ok but like y’all sorry I left, I know a whole -2 people were really missing me so I’m really sorry I just abandoned this blog
on the plus side I’ve been doing a lot better mentally since I deleted Reddit and actually started taking care of myself so that’s good
also I’m like making a bunch of covers on YouTube so that’s fun, go check those out
oh right I don’t think I’ve introduced y’all to the new hyperfixation
y’all remember this silly little guy
this one
right here
yeah
so he’s not dead, he’s still alive
but like I got bored with the design and also I’m reinventing myself so like
here you go
his name is Rey, everyone say hi to Rey
he’s the new mascot, the new silly, the new hair new tee new jeans do you see
and he’s also the face of my new cover album “MEMENTO MORI”, go to my channel if you wanna see that
and he’s also going to be in the next cover album “Kisses to My Lover” so that’s fun
but uhhh I’ve been listening to Morgan Wallen a lot over the past few days and I started thinking like what it I decide to like become country you know
so yeah I’m doing that too, you already saw him in a cowboy hat and suspenders so like you’ve fucking seen it all basically, yep that’s it that’s all that life has to offer just a gay demon man thing wearing a cowboy hat and suspenders, plot twist
anyway I’m gonna go thanks y’all for being there I’ll see you guys when I see you or maybe no
#just girly things#my mind is weird#my mind is all over the place#weird shit#art#artwork#oc art#cowboy#country#inspired by music#morgan wallen#sketch#i’m back#yayyy#yippee#i’m doing great#uhhh#yeah that’s right#i’m like#doing good#that’s so weird#anyways though#entering my western era#western#cover song#youtube#digital art#traditional art#yuh#Spotify
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shane really has a knack for making me cry over death scenes (and almost death scenes) involving completely nonsensical plots and characters you wouldn’t think you’d get emotionally attached to yet here you are crying
#puppet history#the professor#shane madej#hot daga#yeah that’s right#this is also about the hot daga#no im not over it
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I find Bill Hader so attractive
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Day 1 sunburst diving beetle
#yeah that’s right#it’s a bug babe drawing challenge#if you don’t know me I’m super into bugs I think they’re pretty and cute#digital art#bugtober#my art#drawing challenge#can’t promise every piece will be rendered like this#I plan to experiment with styles
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