#yeah thats him alright

[peasantexchangeprogram]

my dad: are you sure this is the dante sculpture?

the dante sculpture:

#yeah thats him alright

[n4rval]

consider: mad genius who's also a very kind and lonely old man

actually adores children and connects with them better than most people because they are both openly candid, creative and curious

struggles with the asexual conundrum of wanting a spouse and offspring but ultimately Sucking So Much Ass at building intimacy with another person he skipped that part altogether and mad scienced his way into a family

#talking to the wall #wd gaster #gaster #thats him right there alright #sighs. thinking of him #might delete later? #just in case i get embarrassed of saying words shfjdfhdj #definitely illustration material though #college has just been taking a real toll on me in regards to art ⚰️ #cannot wait to draw his date attempts #they all pretty much boil down to that one family guy clip #who the fuck starts a conversation like that I Just Sat Down #this is a very important man. #a very important smart man. #a very important creepy; inappropriately honest; forward to a fault; impossibly and intimidatingly smart old man. #who may or may not have made a few visits to the mental hospital in order to make sure he's not a danger to himself in his manic spikes #if there is such thing in the underground #“ok pops timeout yeah? you're very on fire. literally.”

[woosh-floosh]

comic about the mundanity of intrusive thoughts

#Just gotta learn to live with it! #sometimes it's a bit funny relaying this type of stuff to people who don't have anxiety #one time I couldn't find my dog and after I found him (still in the house!) I told my dad: #I was so scared he got out and got hit by a car and died! #but my dad reacted: D: thats a big leap to jump to. Are you sure you're feeling alright? #YEAH I'm alright I just have a bad case of brain worms #art #comic #my anxiety was high today but that was for worrying about whether or not I have a tonsil stone NOT the threat of nuclear annihilation

[todayisafridaynight]

the rumor mill

#rgg #ryu ga gotoku #ryu ga gotoku 7 #yakuza series #yakuza 7 #yakuza like a dragon #masadai #masato arakawa #ryo aoki #daigo dojima #im not tagging horinouchi bruh im the only dude who remembers him #snap sketches #good morning everyone. starting off the month strong with nonsense #yeah this is how i decided to spend my morning why not #i got paid to draw masadai alright im winning this week #*ignores everything thats going to game end me this week* #im gonna eat my leftover fries now bye everyone please enjoy

[good-beanswrites]

Hi Beans, I’m finally here. Diluting the sad with fun and very OOC.

I don’t really have a lot of ideas about what to write, but I remembered that I shared my idea of Es with the chivalrous Argenti's personality. So. AU in a vacuum (maybe an actors AU, maybe not), where Es thought that it would be funny to surprise the prisoners with the behavior of a knight(maybe Jackalope came up with that idea, maybe just strange sense of humor). What about the prisoners' reactions? (gallantry and compliments to plants attached) I think Mahiru would have joined the drive even if she didn’t really understand what happened. Fuuta would probably say "ugh, cringe" and that would make him a great target for the rest of the day.

YESS ahahaha, this is such a fun idea! I wrote a little scene with a few characters, but honestly it's hysterical picturing any of them trying to figure out how to react to this new and sparkling Es... I went for a version where not even Jackalope was prepared, but I can certainly see him suggesting something crazy like that to shake things up omg. Thank you so much for the request! The original meme was made by Mug, and I couldn't help but do a doodle myself ✨🌹

Amane was the first to witness it. She fled as soon as possible, finding sanctuary in the common room. The others were surprised as she stumbled in, face pale and eyes wide. Very little could frighten the girl; it was not a good sign.

Yuno moved to comfort her. “What’s wrong?” 

Her eyes went distant with the harrowing memory. “It’s Es,” was all she said. 

“Did they do something cruel?”

“No. Worse.” Amane shivered. “They were… nice.”

“They were what?”

Amane opened her mouth, but paused at the sound of heels clicking down the hallway. 

She stiffened. “If you need me you can find me in my cell.” She disappeared as quickly as she came. The others, who had been listening in on the odd conversation, gaped after her. They tried to piece together what had been so unsettling. Still, Es’ boots approached. 

All eyes landed on the doorway. 

And Es appeared. They looked very normal. Jackalope hopped up behind them. All shoulders sagged in relief. Es surveyed the room, slightly surprised to find everyone staring. 

Then, they smiled. 

It was a genuine, bright smile. The blue-gray of their eyes sparkled with a new light. Their lips parted to release a lighthearted laugh, unlike anything the prisoners had heard from them before.

They glided through the room, heels clicking lightly behind them until they came to Muu. The others stood frozen in place.

Es swept their cape aside with a grand flourish of their arm. They held both her hand and her gaze with warmth.

“Why, hello, Muu! You’re looking as positively lovely as always. Has this fine morning treated you well?”

“Um…” She looked to everyone, her face pleading for a little guidance. They were too busy looking eagerly to her in astonishment. “Uh… yes?”

“I’m pleased to hear it.” They reached behind themself. The room let out a soft gasp as they produced a pale pink flower from underneath their cape.

“For you, my dear.”

They didn’t wait for her to finish stuttering a confused ‘thank you’ before they turned to whoever was standing closest. Mahiru’s own face lit up as Es turned their glimmering gaze her way. Fuuta scoffed, muttering something about this being the lamest, cringiest thing he’d witnessed. Es pretended not to hear.

“Shiina Mahiru… a smile like yours is rare to find in a place like this. I thank you for it.” They pinched their chin and angled their head, thinking. “The meaning of your name has to do with light, correct?” 

She nodded, unable to keep the giddiness from her face. The others watched as Es moved their glove behind once more. Surely there was no room for any more flowers hidden there…

Surely they were all mistaken – Es flicked their wrist to present a small gathering of yellow blooms.

“Something radiant for someone as bright as you.”

She fell over herself with gratitude and giggles. She tried to tuck it into her hair, and Mikoto stepped over to help her. The pair raised their eyebrows at each other in disbelief. 

This time, Es retrieved their gift before turning to their next victim. A classic red rose. They caught a prisoner’s gaze. 

“Oh, no. Nope. No way.” Fuuta held up his hands, as if it could ward them off. “I don’t want your stupid-ass flowers.” 

“Now, now, I see you’re playing hard to get, as usual.” They brushed their thumb along the thorny stem. “You know, the rose has a very similar approach.”

Fuuta’s face now matched the flower’s color. “Wha–” He stumbled backward, then took off running to the door. “I don’t know what weird mind games you’re trying to pull, but I’m staying out of it!” 

Es only clicked their tongue gently when he disappeared. “Always making things difficult, that one. All part of his charm, I suppose.” 

They followed to the entrance. Turning briefly, they flashed their smile once more.“It was wonderful to see you all! I will await our next meeting eagerly.” 

With a fluttery wave, they vanished. 

Everyone’s attention shot to Jackalope, who had paused in the doorway. No one could understand his voice, but his little rabbit face seemed to say, Hey, don't look at me. I have no fucking idea.

#milgram #es #muu kusunoki #mahiru shiina #fuuta kajiyama #featuring others #asdfsadfs its so silly i love that for them 😂 #i hope i wrote them alright -- i dont usually analyze that character type for writing too much 😅 #i think yuno and muu would be suspicious at first since theyre used to fake people but would see it was all harmless and accept es' kindnes #haruka and mahiru are super flattered all the time <3 mikoto enjoys it but doesnt really take the compliments to heart #fuuta is downright disgusted but YES it makes him the biggest target 😂 #shidou and kazui dont quite understand #but theyre both poetic guys and would probably nod along and muse on what es is saying about flowers and beauty #i wrote amane uncomfortable for the comedy but honestly i think shed enjoy it too after getting over her confusion #kotoko just tries to talk to es as normal #theyll give her a poetic speech complimenting her only to be met with #'yeah i know but thats not important. now as we were talking about...' #no one knows where they keep getting all these flowers from #asdfsdf the art had me cackling the whole time -- if you post yours lmk!!! it was so perfect omg #drabbles

[skitskatdacat63]

This is my personal crossover event of the century

#one of my favorite actors and one of my favorite drivers interacting??? what??? #alright whos gonna be the brave soldier and write the matt damon × mark webber rpf fic- #(i read a fic w james bond/seb so imo it really wouldnt be too far off to write Linus Caldwell/Mark LMAO) #ive known abt this event practically since i got into f1 but i feel like my thoughts abt it keep developing every time i look at them again #first time: huh okay wow brad pitt & matt damon taking w mark thats really wild. f1 drivers really do be meeting w high level celebs #after i watched fight club: wow wow!! i cant believe theres pics of brad pitt with mark thats crazy! #after i watched oceans 11: omg wait oh yeah! when mark was in jaguar he was sponsored by oceans 12!!! thats sick!!! #and then recently w my increasing love for Matt Damon: WAIT OH MY GOD MARK HAS INTERACTED WITH MATT!!!! (two worlds colliding feel ig) #but i was watching some interview w matt where they referenced this happening so its relevant in my brain again so i had to post abt it #but of course in the vid the specific pic on screen was him and mark interacting and i died. like seriously i can never escape f1 and mark #mostly im freaking out bcs its truly the crossover event of all time concerning my interests specifically #but the lore behind this is genuinely really really interesting #the fact that theyre promoting a heist movie specifically and then they put a $300k diamond in the nose of the Jaguar #and then the Jaguar crashed during the race and the diamond disappeared?????? cmon literally itself could be the plot to an Oceans movie #RBR/teams sponsored by RB were so much fun back in the day!! #they had several back to back movie promotions which all were pretty fun! just a shame neither team was good back then #it was Oceans 12->SW:ROTS->Superman right? i can't remember if there was another #such a shame that neither mark nor seb were in RBR in 2005 when RBR was promoting ROTS #i think i actually wouldve exploded if there were pics of them w hayden or ewan(my prev fandom haha) #f1 #formula 1 #formula one #mark webber #matt damon

[b4kuch1n]

hfr indulgence weekend

#hi-fi rush #hfr chai #hfr peppermint #hfr korsica #hfr macaron #hfr cnmn #gods cnmn's tag is so fucking funny. yeah those are letters #the ink comms are! finished! I just gotta go scan them #I dont trust my phone scanner rn tbh its. u can see right here lmao #gonna try and scan it at a photocopy shop to compare the difference #anyways yes of course I tried my hand at redesigning the suit stuff lmao. like whats in the game is cute. but. clenches fists #they dont understand women in suit like I do!! they dont understand.... they dont underst #I enjoy the Idea of putting chai in formal wear bc that dude is straight up a rectangle. literally needed to fake a waist for him #but yeah. tbh also kind of a surprise how much I enjoyed drawing chai's face. like he's straight up just. :-D <- thats him #everyone else slaps obvs but chai is like. I think I just enjoy translating that specific eye shape lol #also maybe its just decoration but I choose to believe that sleeve on his left hand is a compression sleeve #it was the load bearing arm. nobody comes into my inbox about that sentence ok #alright. alright #got some Plan Thing coming up at the end of june-start of july mark. hope that goes well #but otherwise! scan ink comms tomorrow! then that will be open again on. monday I'll say #so! stay tuned for that? aye #also actually Ive been enjoying doing those chibi things like in the first page up there. its fun to try and figure out what to include #this is genuinely new to me lmao. before the sk8 stuff I havent drawn that kinda thing for literal years #this year is the year of art thing resurfacing huh. ink and now this... well! its fun to see #okay. alright. I go sleep now. or I go get snack actually. and Then sleep #have a good night lads! keep ur wrists safe for me please

[ilynpilled]

“Everywhere swords were singing.” - Arya XI

#oh she will sing alright #she couldnt for cat & renly & her father #but now she will #for jaime #for the stark sisters #and for herself #and thats ong #brienne of tarth #asoiaf #valyrianscrolls #she chose sword and on her own terms #the way her dream where she fails jaime like renly parallels jaimes dream… #like the situation not the conclusion #jaimes was prophetic hers was about her deepest fear #and her sword is still on fire… #when she saves him like he did her last time #yeah 💯 #also i love how when jaime sings its to mock everything that brienne thought the songs stand for #he mocks the fake reality of them #but then their story becomes so much like one of the songs #a more nuanced reconstruction of the songs

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Ayo come get your Howdy soup while it’s…uncomfortably warm and acidic

prolongedslurpingsound.wav

#im picturing everyone gathering around The Chrysalis with silly straws #Partake In The Soup. Partake In The Soup. #howdy emerges and he's short now #they straight up drank half of him #rambles from the bog #yassified howdy <3 #my first thought reading this ask was the COME GET YALL JUICE vine #actually wait now you have me wondering... Would it be warm and acidic #warm.. yeah probably there's a lot of activity goin on & energy being used #acidity... hold on im doing Research for this gimme a sec #well for yall reading this its instantaneous. for me ive had this ask open for fifteen minutes #alright so caterpillars have been described as tasting nutty / leafy / earthy / meaty #just saw one description say 'if trees were made of meat thats what they taste like' #and caterpillar Soup is very very Very protein-rich #now lets look up what chitin looks like since im 90% certain thats what chrysalises are made of #hmmm the only things im seeing is it would either be mostly tasteless or nutty #then lets look at the flavor of enzymes... im seeing sour notes... #this taking too long okay Basically caterpillar soup #would be protein-y maybe a little leafy or sour... hints of nuttiness... and of course the overwhelming flavor of Guilt & Disgust #thank you for listening to this ted talk. im getting nauseous thinking about what the texture must be like

[theloveinc]

i think Kirishima would get addicted to Subway, like that boy loves a footlong with a bag of chips.

absolutely gives you the other half of his sandwich always, only eats it if you say no to it.

He is just like me!! I love a good ol' subway AND need a bag of chips or a soup with my sammy or the meal isn't complete.

God forbid he only discovers it on one of your trips home to visit family...... 'cuz he eats there literally once and is suddenly acting like he's never had a good meal before in his life AND crying when you have to leave it behind to go back to Japan. Throughout your whole trip, you catch him ordering it for delivery at absolutely random times because he both wants to get it while he still can, and... just has the appetite to eat home cooked food made by your family AND. a whole fucking submarine.

But if we pretend that Subway is the same in every country... and it's so funny to say because he's NOT stupid, but... I do think he gets caught up in the whole, "it's healthy!!!!!!!!" thing, at least he claims, and "healthier than some other places!!!" when you pester him about eating darn-near a loaf of bread.

I do have to disagree with you, tho :( ... I think he WANTS to give you half of his sandwich, and would, if it came to down it. But after the first couple times ordering and having to split everything in half, he starts needing a whole footlong to himself and just orders two every time he goes so you can have your own. LMFAOOOO. He is so ridiculous, but can we blame him? No.

(He's so... man. about it, too. Brings home his sandwich and delicately unwraps it like it's some sort of baby, and puts it on a plate, and pours his chips out very neatly on the side, and gets himself a lil side dish of raddish pickles. Who tf does he think he is, it's HILARIOUS.

He meets your? dad or brother or even just male co-worker and they literally bond over it asdjkfa;sjdk.)

#kirishima #why did i write so much about subway #oh well i do love it #and tbh can eat a whole footlong by myself #so. thats probs why #he's generous but that generosity extends to just buying u a full meal alongside his own without even asking #he shares everything else normally tho and tbh he would split a sammy if he only wanted half #but most of the time. yeah. he wants a whole one LOL lord knows he can finish it and more #american hoagies... his second true love #he probs starts teaching himself how to make them #and then suddenly he's baking turkey and making sub oil #adljfalksdfm #i love him #also ive been craving subway for months but i havent been to the train station recently :(( sigh #hope this was alright! #caitie things #anon #food tw #gen

[spotsupstuff]

Now Pebbles and Zephyr live rent free in my head too. God that interaction is so heartwarming and sad and AHHHHHH!!!!

YEA YEA YEA FUCKIN HRHGHRHGHRH

back like. a month or so ago when that chancla post was happening? i kept thinkin about a scenario where Zeph hints at her whole intention of completely disregarding the Great Problem and focusing on the iterators themselves (her whole!!!! plan is called Mission Self-preservation!!!!!!!!) around the group and Suns, the usually apathetic brick of a fucker, just shoots up and attacks her about it n starts an argument

and as they are arguing about it and Zephyr's whole point of view is more n more revealed, Pebbles in the back starts shaking about it as if he's on the verge of crying and when the two arguing notice they stop and Zeph asks "...you know what i mean. don't you...?"

BECAUSE YES HE DOES. HIS RAGE IS A VALID ONE. ITS AGAINST SUCH A BLATANT INJUSTICE AND INSTEAD OF HAVING THE PERSON HE LOOKS UP TO A LOT AGREE WITH HIM OR TRY TO SEE HIS POINT OF HIS VIEW AT IT HE GETS TOLD THAT HES SUPPOSED TO JUST *ACCEPT* THIS UNFAIRNESS. that its Okay and How It Is Supposed To Be- them dying for this. them suffering for this. but its fucking *not*, nobody should be suffering like that ever

and here comes Zephyr- someone who understands even better than he understands himself right now in this. she Gets it and she's the first and she won't ignore this pain and anger. she wants to hear about it, she wants to guide him through it and offer him the hope that things can be alright yet

#Spot says stuff #rw #oc tag #id fuckin strangle suns myself if i could. Mother Fucker. #pebbles would give zephyr like 20 heart attacks per second the day he comes to the Lets Kill Me conclusion #its like that one meme. Zephyr: Live :) | Pebbles: DIE >:D #she stops him by pulling out ''wouldnt it be nice to spite our creators by living our lives to the fullest without fear ?'' n hes like- #-''o yeah actually maybe alright? ill give it a shot i guess.'' #its. more complicated than that but yanno in a nutshell #i aint explainin the whole thing in tags thats... bothersome but yes. they mean a lot to me. pebs means a lot to me.

[hassianlovebot]

Okay so, I don't want to give spoilers in this post so this will all be somewhat vague, but I do want to say that there's another part to the Vault of the Roots after the bundles where the player's actions and dialogue are a lot more.. important and meaningful to the story. If anyone felt that this vault's story left a little to be desired, then definitely try the next part! Like I said, this next part gets started after you finish all four bundles (which isn't too hard or time consuming for this one), and like trust me, it's so much more emotionally and narratively satisfying than the first part is.

(Small spoiler in below paragraph for the first part of the quest!)

I don't want to hype it up too much, but it does handle the player's actions, thoughts, and agency a lot better than the first part. I haven't actually finished it yet so I'm not sure how the ending will be, but honestly, I think it'll be good. I think this next part will be especially more gratifying for players who weren't able to convince The Gardener (aka Hekla was the one to change his mind) since our actions and dialogue in this section directly help him in a much bigger way.

#spoilers #kinda?? #like vague but listen #there's a second part after the bundles and so far its much better!! #better in the ways that are narratively important at least #palia #palia game #there is One thing about the player's dialogue that i don't like but i Do think its a bug #so im giving them some leeway here since i dont think its Supposed to be like that #spoilers in tags from this point onward!!! SPOILERS BE UPON YE #but anyway!!! ik there are some other people who felt like the ending was pretty unsatisfying #and now im starting to think thats somewhat on purpose? #apparently the dialogue Really matters in this one since some people were able to convince the gardener without hekla #but either way you still leave feeling kind of.. like you didnt do enough #regardless of Who helps the gardener - he's still there. he's still sad. we still didn't Help him #but there's a second part where we actually do get to help him in a very direct way!!! and he's actually open to it!! #well he's still snarky and all 'I Dont Need You' but like. he's opening up and that's important!! #anyway yeah i wanted to share this since ik i left that vault feeling kinda like 'well alright. what was the point of that.' #i didnt realize there was a second part!! but there is!!!!!! and its so much better and we actually get to help him!!! #friendship ended with einar. now the gardener is my best friend <3

[cassius-erosennin]

oh the man who narrates darrow in the graphic book understood the assignment because he is absolutely terrifying when he talks to other people and a small puppy when he’s talking to himself in his head.

#having only his pov during the first 3 books always made me feel like we were lacking something #because people would be like OH ITS THE REAPER I AM SO SCARED OF HIM!!!! #and id be like you are scared of a lover boy??? #a little dancing red who wanted to be a dad??!!! #but then i heard him tell virginia that there are no rules in the institute #and jesus it sent SHIVERS down my spine #i was like yeah thats the reaper alright #red rising saga #red rising #darrow #darrow of mars #the reaper #light bringer

[sacredglitch]

Shaw: He's like you...if you were evil

Harold: I'm not overly fond of that comparison

Also Harold:

#rambles to the void #person of interest #person of interest s3 ep 15 #OKAY NOT QUITE A GUN BUT #HE WAS READY #HE WAS EVEN LIKE ''Im going to describe your death so it'll be the last thing you think of'' #like ik Michael gets type casted but Harold seems to be the most heroic role hes played #granted I've never watched Lost and IK he was a killer in The something with P in its name but they weren't goody twoshoes #nor is his current role in Evil is it? #so to see him go so dark for a role thats anything but #i get it #i understand #didnt he also kinda kickstart in SAW as John Bell's hospital buddy? #yeah... he's got a knack for evil alright im glad this show showcases his other talents #fuck typecasting bro

[russellius]

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#r #man that guy gives me the ick so much #you can tell he knows the effect of every word that leaves his mouth #and he is being so fucking calculated in all interviews #implying that its only his goal to make the car better and improve it #and that george is just driving around in circles with a safe setup #knowing perfectly well how his idiotic fanbase behaves #... i cannot wait for him to leave this team with all his bullshit and his cult #yeah everybody always praises george's feedback its literally something thats been present in his junior years as well #he was working in the merc sim as an 18 year old #even this idiot included the 'he is very technical' backhanded compliment in his shit bahrain answer #and you want to tell me the team doesnt want to utilize that #and doesnt trust george's feedback #yeah... alright.... fuck off :D #there is always an excuse always a shite narrative to discredit george's drives and im fucking tired of it all

[cutemeat]

i need Sunny’s women like i need blood in my veins

#its carnal at this point its alarming #yeah im thinking abt maureen #dennis didnt know what he had #queen of manipulation high maintenance catgirl with no job thats the fucking dream #maureen was litrlly the only person who could beat him at his own game thats why he went back to mac #‘some people just find the middle of the woods romantic i guess’ she implication’d your ass but alright sure #hes a fag thats the real problem but ofc he’ll never admit that #cuz again to glenn the only thing funnier than a fag is a closeted fag so we’ll just have to deal until the show croaks #sorry ik ive said nothing groundbreaking im just bored and overstimulated at work need the outlet #tw f slur #in tags