#yeah these kinda suck sorry

[dantelionwishes]

and they lived happily ever after, the end!

#gk #golden kamuy #koitsuki #koito otonoshin #hajime tsukishima #im actually reusing this piece i used last year on the exact date of the older koitsuki event day (?) of the jp fandom #and just changed the bg cos it was sooo ugly before LOL #lionhe(art) #im super busy with irl things at the moment and its really sucking the life out of me #very sorry for the inactivity !!!!! IM EXTREMELY OFFLINE ATM #real life is very much needing my attention time and energy #kind of in a bad way but unfortunately there is no way out for me rn so im gna have tooooo sorta kinda deal with it!! ANYWAY SORRY FOR THE #RANDOM RANT BUT YEAH ENJOY SOME OLD KOITSUKI

[cheolhub]

AJKLSDFH MR. JOSHUA FROM LA AS A SUGAR DADDY 😳

he’d probably take you on lots of international flights and shopping at rodeo drive to show you off !! just imagine attending fancy charity events with being his arm candy and he’s just so smug about being with you knowing that you automatically capture everyone’s attention in the room

… thots on sugar daddy!shua brat taming tho? 👁️👁️

it’s currently nighttime for me and i spent the most of the day catching up on work bc i procrastinated during break sar save my sanity🧍‍♀️

p.s. as someone taehyun biased i just saw the pic you posted and maybe i will not be getting sleep tonight

p.p.s. my keyboard now has seungschlong autocorrected next to seungcheol

CHARITY GALAS W/ SD!JOSHUA. that’s the thought.

shua will get you all pretty for him, buying you the nicest cocktail dress money can get and he’ll take you to the snazzy occasion. he knows all eyes will be on you as soon as you walk in because you are the most elegant and beautiful person in the room. he can’t help but feel proud that you’re his pretty baby.

joshua also knows how you get at these events— bored and undeniably horny. so he gives you a lil incentive. if you’re good for him, he’ll give you everything you want. he’ll devour you, fuck you dumb, and fill you up just like you love. he says you won’t even be there long, that as soon as the hosts announce the charity the organization has chosen that he’ll give his donation and take you home— so, naturally, you agree.

but after being with you for so long, he definitely knows that… you’ve never really cared for the incentives. you like when he’s mean. when he puts you in your place.

that’s why he’s not really surprised when your hand starts rubbing at his thigh under the table or when you press your lips to his ear and whisper, “when can we go home, shua…‘m so wet.”

he just smirks, shaking his head. he gives you a chance, though he knows you wont take it. “be good, baby.” he’ll say sweetly, but there’s a sternness in his hushed voice that has your stomach flipping in anticipation.

when you ignore demand, hand palming over his cock with a cheeky smirk on your face, he knows you’ve decided your fate.

so he lets you tease him for the remainder of the night. lets you whisper into his ears about how much you want him. then, when you get home, he’ll give you the opposite of what you’d agreed on earlier.

he’ll push you to your knees while you’re still in your pretty dress and make you take his cock down your throat till your mascara runs. he’s ruthless, too, thrusting into your constricting throat calling you all these degrading things that make you and your pussy cry.

then when you still haven’t apologized for your behavior… when you still wear that stupid, smug grin on your face, he’ll edge you for what feels like hours. he’ll start with his fingers— fuck them into you relentlessly and when you’re just about to cum, he’ll pull them out, reveling in the way you sob out his name. he’ll wait a few minutes and when your orgasm dissipates, he’ll bring you to your high just to rip it away all over again.

when you’re finally incessantly apologizing, he coos. “you’re cute, do you wanna cum that bad, doll?” and when you cry out a ‘yes.’ he just chuckles meanly before gripping your jaw and ghosting his lips over yours, “well, maybe you should’ve thought of that when you were acting like a slut tonight.”

needless to say, he does let you cum at the very end of the night because he doesn’t have it in him to leave you high n dry.

(he very much feels bad abt it the next day, though, so he spoils you with morning head and a day full of shopping <3)

#yeah i didnt mean to make it that long #thats why the ending sucked #AND IM SORRY I HATE SCHOOL AND WORKING SM #and tyun 😵‍💫😵‍💫 #my keyboard also auto correct to seungschlong #idk if this is even good im still kinda asleep 😴 #joshua smut #💭 sar is thinking…

[fragonreal]

here's an older spamton neo whiteboard doodle

#deltarune #deltarune fanart #spamton #spamton g spamton #spamton neo #yeah the image is kinda blurryish. sorry bout that #my snip tool sucks ass sometimes #womp womp! #anyway have a nice day :^)

[wildflowercryptid]

kieran seems to unfortunately be joining my collection of faves that get treated real fuckin weird by parts of their fandoms for being ppl who exhibit their struggles with mental illness in less than appealing ways.

#the other big faves that fall into this category are bernadetta von varley from fe3h and shane from sdv #they're both fairly popular but i also see ppl say the wildest shit regarding them #like i've seen ppl say they wanted to see shane suffer more which is ???? #yeah he's an asshole but that's a wild response to have to someone being rude to you i'm sorry #one of the major reasons why i haven't been frequenting kieran's tags is bc i keep seeing takes that make me side eye the poster #like why are some ppl wording their posts like kieran's a horrid person i am begging ya'll to chill #kinda sucks to see characters you relate to bc of how they exhibit their mental illness be shat on bc of it idk #sorry i just needed to ramble about this for a sec #mj.txt

[localpizza-bot]

Hello and good morning. I present to your a doodle I got way too carried away with. 

#Kirby #King dedede #Meta Knight #Metadede #Yeah #i kinda suck at posing sorry abt that #gay gay h #Piper’sPizzaria

[skitskatdacat63]

Please save me, I'm reading a reddit thread about Seb vs Max(bcs Tost said he thought Seb would win out), and none of these people know how good Seb was in his prime

#the fucking ignorance in this thread im gonna shoot myself #theyre like:oh he barely won 2010 and 2012 #uhhhhh you mean two of the most competitive seasons in history????????? #2010: literally had 5 championship contenders for a while and then still 4 for the closer #^ also tbh its super impressive to me that he was never leading the wdc and still managed to pull it off at the last moment #and 2012 which is regarded as one of if not the best seasons of all time in which there were six different winners in the first six races #i cannot fucking believe i jsut saw a comment basically seb is not as aggressive as max #saying he doesnt have the samw 'step on their neck' mentality as Max does #uh what??????????? im sorry but seb was one of the most ruthless drivers ever and was way more of an asshole abt it. multi-21?????? #but fuck. these people dont know him and his wdc years at all 😭😭 #still has the record for most poles in a season. is still the youngest wdc and polesitter #got pole and won a race in his 1 ½ season IN AN STR before rbr could even try pulling that off #it just really sucks to me how his flop years have ruined his reputation for some people #yeah ofc he kinda fell off in the latter years of ferrari and amr but that doesnt erase all of his incredible performance in the prior yrs?? #like please i beg of you go watch the rbr era years and you will be impressed istg #another stupid argument was saying 'oh he made too many mistakes in 2009 and lost a wdc he couldve won' #first of all that was only his 2½ season and his first season in a top team #and also not all of his dnfs and crashes in that ssn were his fault :/ the car wasnt the most reliable :/ #i love max and i think hes probably one of the goats but my god the regency bias is insane #^ and alongside that. oh you point out all Seb's mistakes but completely ignore when max was called the crash kid?? 😭😭 #like saying seb lost 2009 due to rookie mistakes...YEAH CAUSE HE WAS ONLY IN HIS 2½ YEAR AS A 21/22 YR OLD #also I think its impossible anyways to say who would win that matchup bcs theyre in completely different eras #seb dominated that v8 era and max dominates this current era. its truly impossible to say bcs they mastered completely dif cars #like whu cant we just say both of them are pretty damn fantastic as rbr golden boys?? #anyways. fuck im so irritated right now. this is an affront to my spirit!!! #its really just: say you dont know seb without saying you dont know seb #catie.rambling.txt

[chaoslynx]

omg you’re learning Italian? I’m Italian! Ciao!! Sono sicura che sei bravissimə! (ə is like the gender neutral suffix lmao even if it’s not universally recognised)

Ciao! Sì, parlo italiano, ma solo un po'. Imparando italiano per tre mesi ora! Anche xlx mix migliore amicx è italianx. Lxi usa -x invece -ə. Grazie mille per usi -ə per me! Anche -o è va bene per me. Mi dispiace se non dico questo molto bene ancora.

#answers #anon #also to the other anon ask in the inbox: i'm planning to write a drabble for you #it's just taking me some time :( sorry! still getting back into writing #also again yeah i'm terribly sorry if my grammar or general speech sucks in italian right now #it's literally only been three months since i started lol #and i've been monolingual my whole life sadly </3 #i hope this is at least kinda-sorta understandable #feel free to reach out over DMs or in my discord server or whatever if you want to talk more! i only know a couple italian speakers rn

[bestomato]

a collection of doodles

#octopath traveler 2 #hikari ku #agnea bristarni #osvald v. vanstein #my art #the osvald was a test 4 a friend. because i owe them an osvald drawing #and i wanna learn how to draw him properly LOL #first image is based on the yugioh meme LOL which i love. i dont mind hikari being with men hes bisexual 2 me #i do prefer hikari/agnea vastly though lol #i do have to admit i love hikari/agnea BUT specifically through a t4t lens. theyre both trans to me #like they’re not cishets to me. remove their transness and they lose the appeal to me. ok #also.. agnea/throné.. i’ve been Looking.. hm.. #sorry it kinda sucks that all i think abt this game is this type of thing i just didnt like this one as much srry #maybe i just need to let it simmer a bit more in my mind? yeah. maybe thats just me

[munchboxart]

It's midnight so I'm gonna ramble again but about animation/cartoons as a whole included with my lack of knowledge about the industry

A few weeks ago, I remember watching some video about Cartoon Network or something and the guy doing the essay mentioned something like "With the rise of streaming and online as a whole, there is a loss of connection with parents and their kids because back then, you could watch the same cartoon with your kids and recognize who that is". They absolutely did not say those exact words but something along the lines of it, and it's stuck to me for days because it's true! Like I don't think kids nowadays have that kind of connection other than theatrical kids movies, which sucks I think moments like these are precious to have.

Another thing is that I think people kind of underestimate how popular cartoon/2d/3d shows are with adults? Especially young adults because the people who grew up with like, 1990s-2010s shows are probably mostly grown adults now. Probably the best recent example of this is Adventure time and how (I think) big Fionna and Cake is. Like I could go on Twitter and be spoiled hell and back on the newest episodes LOL. How about Owl House and Infinity Train? Bluuey too?? I don't know, but with the writers strike and how swept under the rug animation is, especially on streaming, it just kind of sucks where the current state of animation is right now for everyone as a whole

#quick one (compared to my other rambles LMAOOO) #but yeah it kinda sucks. like after fionna and cake. what else am i gonna be looking forward to? #like back in 2015 or something. i had so many shows to look forward to for airing #gravity falls. adventure time. steven universe. star vs. mirabug (unfortunately) #maybe ive grown up and i dont keep in touch anymore but now the only show i have to look forward to is fionna and cake. but then what? #any new shows are just gonna get shut down after season 1-2 (INSIDE JOBBB I WONT FORGET YOU) #and old shows getting reboots are either gonna suck (fairly odd parents) or have no chance at all of being picked up again (INFINITY TRAINN #in exchange of easy to access shows and the loss of tv. the industry has gone haywire with new shows #in hopes to get that one hit show. and it sucks w the rate of how many of these r coming out #many of the shows are left under the rubble if they dont get enough interest. even those that r popular OWL HOUSE #sorry i rambled in here too :skull: but it makes me sad bc i love cartoons so much #etc #diary

[sqlmn]

Ananza is the wind deity, though she's not the first with that honor. Originally the elder gods selected a man as their wind deity but after he witnessed Oh and Fulj being punished he requested to relinquish his role. Basically asking them for a mortal death rather than immortality. They obliged since the deities exist to help humans and a miserable deity won't do the job properly so no need to keep a deity bound to a task they don't want to do.

So Ananza was selected as a replacement. Fulj has no recollection of the first wind deity and Ananza has already been told by the fire deities that it wasn't Fulj's fault but she was the final straw for the former wind deity. So, Ananza doesn't hold any dislike towards Fulj and actually really likes listening to her talk. Ananza loves to dance and wander around her city so when Fulj stops by to visit, she listens to Fulj's adventures while they roam the city.

Because there are two fire deities and one can stay in their city while the other wanders and because Fulj no longer has a city to be focused on, the three like to visit the other cities to check in. Ohime and Ohiwe really like to visit Ananza while Fulj prefers to visit Ymber. While Ananza likes Ohiwe, Ohime, and Fulj, she really isn't fond of the ice deity or Ymber. She doesn't like to scramble for topics and ice/Ymber don't start conversations enough so it's a bother to Ananza to try forcing friendliness. She loves light hearted stories though and Fulj and the fire deities excel at that type of story.

(Ohime and Ohiwe sometimes call her Nana and on that note it's lore in the tags time)

#the daily life of a deity sucks #also fwiw ! deacon doesnt really tell anyone but he really wants to meet the wind deity #because he might have lost his mom at a young age but she was originally from the city of wind and had wind magic #so he would watch his mom dance either solo or with his dad and it was always fun to him to watch how happy his mom was #so when he was told it was a dance she learned when she was a child he doesnt think much of it #but he sees ohime trying to show ymber a dance he was finally getting down and then ohime pauses #cause hes trying to remember and deacon is like oh you clap three times not two #and both ohime and ymber are staring at him like what did you just say #and deacon is like yeah uh you do the claps but kinda like this in order to keep the flow free and light #and ohime is just smugly looking at ymber saying oh ? really? youve been teaching him dance moves? #and ymber is just hey dont look at me so ohime is baffled and then fulj has? #and deacon says he learned of it a while ago from someone else haha sorry if hes wrong it could be wrong #thats why ymber asks him later about it and finds out deacons mom was originally an ananza follower #and is like huh wild while ohime is now plotting how to get ymber and deacon on a vacation to see ananza #and honestly i really just want to have deacon meeting ananza now and being in absolute awe of the deity #because THATS HER YMBER THATS THE ONE MY MOM WORSHIPPED #and ymber is able to be around deacon and ananza while they converse and that #helps ananza realize ymber isnt as cold and distant as she thought he was - fascinating #and also she likes deacon who holds her in such reverence despite being ymbers follower

[spookythesillyfella]

⚠️ BLOOD WARNING [poorly drawn pixelated but blood nonetheless]

⚠️ Possible eyesore / eyestrain [im not sure but i wanna cover all the bases]

i like thinking about and making tony angst :3

★ [ song lyrics / inspiration from "Six Feet Under" – Vane Lily ]

#uhh yeah im making another thingy thing with tony #spoiler alert : it will take forever and i might give up on it in a week cuz its cringe as shit but i digress #i listened to this song once and now im obsessed with it #its literally so good n stuff #its kinda tony and [AIRHORN] core if you remove the romantic elements and kinda switch some words nd stuff around #im not making any sense am i #hngh #im sorry #ill be leaving now #dhmis #dhmis au #high voltage au #dhmis tony #tony the talking clock #dhmis hv tony #cw blood #cw eyestrain #cringe #my art sucks i will hit myself

[todayisafridaynight]

I’m fairly new to the fandom, but I do have a question if you can answer it! Why do people ship Daigo with Aoki / Masato? I tried looking to see if they’ve interacted before, but couldn’t find anything! Sorry for asking I’m just </3 dumb AND I LOVE YOUR ART OF THEM!!! Nerd looking ahhhhhh

hi ! welcome to the community i hope you're having a lovely time so far and ty for enjoyin my stuff :) no need for apologies it's a very fair question to have :]

i cant speak for everyone (all. ten people into masadai anyway) but Personally To Me i just think the idea of them together is very funny. thats quite literally it im afraid..

#snap chats #//twenty page google doc in the background// ignore that. it's mostly for comedic purposes #might also be my fault idk sorry about that. allegedly. idk ive had like three people tell me they started to ship them cause of me 🧍‍♂️ #@mementoasts is another person who's drawn masadai and whose stuff i love and am inspod by .. i love their disneyland fic sm ... #there was another artist on twitter who posted a neat drawing of them but i cant remember who they were and i didnt bookmark it //screams// #recently there's been ANOTHER masadai artist ive started following on twitter - @wifekiryu. his account's n/s/f/w fyi before you go looking #he has a tumblr too @foxdies. i say cause i realized as much recently vjeaKLGJALKGJ #oh but I GUESS ill get deeper into why. /i/ personally ship masadai or whatever #first off they're opposing factions yet their character alignments Do Not Match their roles. stereotypically anyway #aoki who leads the 'surface' of society and is meant to be an admirable figure and someone 'just' when really. he sucks LMAO #though that's not atypical of politicians but just from a stereotypical This Is A Respectable Individual perspective of his role #daigo on the other hand leads the 'underbelly' of society- yk comprised of dangerous criminals and outcasts and whatnot #yet as we know him daigo's compassionate and considerate of his men- he doesnt treat them like tools like aoki does #if put in a room with the two daigo would be most people's choice of person to hang out with. probably open a trapdoor on aoki tbh #and i think thats really cool and epic i always love that kinda Subverting Expectations thing #theres also the fact they both started off like. edgy/angsty in the franchise and then brush up down the line #masato does a stronger 180. publicly. obviously but its still really funny they both have to get their act together #if you wanna talk about in-text reasons. there really is none LMAO I TELLS YOU masadai is pure crack #but if i wanted to pull a muscle reaching then there's daigo being on aoki's side while everyone else is on arakawa's during the funeral #im lying of course. mitsu was behind him. rgg tryna make me forget mitsu exist .... put him back in y8 .... #and ofc ichi joins that side to even out the seating but moving on another Goofy Reason is arakawa being like #'the chairman and my son are like p much the same age Surely he knows how he thinks :)' #and then i just think daigo being all smarmy about outsmarting aoki is really goofy and im choosing to interpret that as personal #they both also have issues with their dad. s. dad/s/. anyway. #tbh the google doc tag was a joke but i really could sit here and list every dumb reason why i think theyre funny together #like i started going over the tag limit so uhhhh yeah needless to say i have a lot of. dumb reasons 💀💀💀💀 #one day ill use the main text for long rambles like this but todays not that day Point Is my imagination is rampant im afraid #so the short and sweet of it is I Think It's Funny. And They'd Be Terrible Together. Which Is Why It's Funny. #and the unfortunate part is anything i find funny i obsess over for a year so. //gestures to the mountain of bullshit thats my masadai tag/

[stabbyfoxandrew]

oh... gods i just realized i have ao3 comments that are two months old...

#TWT i didn't mean to not answer them i just... Got depressed as fuck and stopped working on cosmic lost and found and #i was gonna wait till i got the next update ready before i answered them bc i needed motivation and comments are good food :) #however i got Incredibly Stuck on that next chapter even though i THOUGHT i had it done. i was a fool. #well actually the next chapter Was done but then i decided i needed to add aNOTHER chapter and so #i got stuck on THAT ONE and now it's been almost two months since i updated it and i kinda wanna jump off a building #but thankfully i do not live in an area with tall buildings #or cliffs lmao #anyhow if you have commented on any of my fics in the last two months and i haven't answered i'm so sorry i love you i'm kissing your cheek #eventually when i can make myself work on CLAF again... i will answer #but it literally made me Insane(r)... More insane? #you know what no one is reading anymore but yeah sorry for being dumb about commintz #i love them i crave them i just suck at answering sometimes #diaerie

[badolmen]

My secret superpower is straightbaiting miserable men into improving their lives and being better people 👍

#ra speaks #personal #TWICE. HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN TWICE. #the first time it was like haha yeahhh sorry dude I’m gay and I was really trying to make this work on the premise that I might be bi #but this ain’t working out :/ sorry #him: oh wow this kinda sucks but oh well *leaves his family’s evangelical cult* *keeps coming to community service events* *etc.* #but a second time??? a guy wants to ‘hang out w me’ so I end up dragging him to protests and rallies and community service events #and when I break the news like hey dude you’re cool but I am a capital D dyke #and he’s like *sigh* yeah I figured. but can we still carpool to that protest on Saturday? #like ?????? I’m not even trying to fix you. you’re the one trying to fix me. and I reverse psychology you into being a better person. what.

[front-facing-pokemon]

#again not QUITE sure what counts as front-facing here? i could've chosen like three different angles for this one #i might actually go grab those and add them as bonuses. yeah sure why not #bonus angles under the cut bc what not #clamperl #who else forgot this pokémon exiiiiists! me. i did. does it even evolve? is this pokémon relevant for *anything*? #i guess it has two different evolutions. better not be a gender thing i swear #oh hell it's a trade evolution. arguably worse. and it just depends on the item it's holding. that's boring as hell and also trade evos suck #booooo we hate trade evolutions. legends arceus did it way betterrrrr. UGH! this pokémon is IRRELEVANT #i don't mean to be mean i'm sorry clamperl fans and also clamperl reading this. if you are either of the above then i am sorry #but this is sort of my reminder that this pokémon exists. I GUESS i'm a land creature and so i don't think about water pokémon that often #y'all got a whole ecosystem down there i *guess*. kinda cool ngl #i should come visit some time

[thwackk]

adding on to the batman infestation on AO3, any green lantern fic recs? I've read like the first 5 pages of ranked by kudos and I'm desperate. Also how is there not more fanfiction for the gl animated series? that was my childhood and I am disappointed about the lack of it.

I don’t read fics that often anymore because it takes too long to find the good ones and the only fics I read are Halbarry centric or Dick Grayson character studies. Rlly hard to find good fics abt just solo characters I enjoy that dont have ships included or have good characterization :( so unfortunately i do not have any reccomendations for you 😔. I would ask @rillette they’ve got alot of good hal centric recs

#asks #thankyou for the ask!! #I DIDNT MEAN TO POST THAT ACTUALLY TAGGING SOUP WHOPPS #that was an accident #sorry soup #uhhhhmmm yeah #i barely read fanfiction anymore cause i get impatient and give up #ive gone through the entire halbarry tag any everytime i check it again there’s nothing new or interesting in there and it sucks #good dick grayson fics are also shockingly difficult to find #SOOO many people DO NOT get him at all and it sucks #also ppl love throwing ships in there like i do not want that!!! #i don’t like any grayson ships i rlly dont #the only ship i kinda like with him is dickroy but again; very hard to find good ones #i could complain abt things in fanfiction for a longass time #ive read a few boostle fics before but again nothing special