#yeah this one is a doozy

[be-gay-do-poetry]

•Sunday, 2:05PM•

As it happens dying

is for the living

As I am dead but also alive

the worst part of dying

Isn’t telling your loved ones

or the police

the worst part

isn’t even the pitiful looks

as I carry my own body

i am an empty hearse

i am a grave dug up

I am, I was, I will be

“it wasn’t that bad

it was a quick one”

they say, as if I don’t know

how lucky I was

the worst part of dying

as it turns out

is the fear

you have lost yourself

to an unknown face

with an unknown hand

dying is for the living

I am proof

i live and breathe

as a ghost

the only relief

is that when I am truly dead

my bones will say human

not victim

#tw implied sa #tw sa mention #poetry #poems #yeah this one is a doozy

[totem-but-shark]

interpreting foolish making a few of his own skins as qfoolish knowing how to sew and making his own clothes is one of my favourite headcannons because one of qfoolishs main ways of expressing his love and care is acts of service, he loves through actions. So it only makes sense that he might tend and care for the clothes of his loved ones too

imagine qfoolish sewing all of Leo's clothes, each new shirt or sock getting slightly larger than the last as she grows up before his very eyes, feeling immense pride as he goes from sewing tiny rompers to elaborate dresses that take days to complete and rolls and rolls of fabrics just to her liking all for his little girl. His heart melting ever so slightly as he starts all over again with a red and white striped scarf for a baby Pepito.

qjaiden showing her his wings and foolish immediately insisting she hands over every vest and shirt she has to add wing holes into the back so she never has to feel constrained and hide herself ever again.

For the longest time qroiers clothes were plagued with tears and gashes. Rips in his overalls after bobby passed, the gash in his hoodie from a friendship turned backstabbing. He can't find it within himself to fix alone, he hardly knows how. Until he's adopted, qvegetta and qfoolish taking him in with open arms and suddenly there's another hand steadying his shaking fingers because qfoolish cannot undo the hurt qroier has faced but with needle and thread he can help his son repair what he has

Mixing this with another headcannon, I like to think that the suit qroier wore at his wedding might've been one of qvegettas from one of his failed marriages. Knowing he'd never allow himself to wear it and let himself be hurt again and so instead wanting his son to have it and see it worn at a happy wedding, one based upon genuine love. Though he may never experience that moment himself at least someone he loves can, the cycle continuing for qvegetta but finally breaking for roier. But Vegetta is BUILT, broad as a brick wall and muscled like no other, and foolish steps in, adjusting the shoulders and waist and whatever else until it's perfectly tailored for qroier ready to walk walk down the aisle carrying the love of both his fathers with him.

#this ones a doozy #hAH dooz ER #maybe i start calling these doozer doozys idk #but yeah ive had this thought in the archive for a while but i finally got around to developing it more #theres a lot going on here so i hope its not too much #ill be back for your regularly scheduled qfoolish brainrotting tomorrow o7 #or #doozer doozys #;D #qsmp #qsmp foolish #qsmp thoughts #qsmp analysis #leo qsmp #qsmp leonarda #qsmp pepito #qsmp roier #qsmp vegetta #goldfinchduo

[cowboycostume]

I just hope to God that we are right when we say: 'I love you' [youtube]

#m.amv #spnamvarchive #spn amv #supernatural #deancas #destiel #dean winchester #song: ghost stories #artist: the narcissist cookbook #spoken word #destiel amv #this one was such a doozy #honestly i am so sorry for the emotional pain i have/will inflict with this #ty to lu and bec and rennie and linds and the diner crew for beta watching this and gaining pre-emptive psychic damage #anyway yeah. i'm still making amvs just. not with the insane fervor of 2021 #also fuck engagement i'm posting at 4am <3

[atomi-cat]

Why haven't the skeletons from the 1929 Disney cartoon the skeleton dance showed up in the boneheads comics yet? after all they were the first cartoon skeletons, without them the others might have not ever existed

They actually have! :D

#answers #not sure why it wasn't showing up in the boneheads tag but yeah I did one a long time ago XD #That was a doozy to finish!

[velvetsqwyrme]

I saw ur tags and ran over here. What are ur favorite spicy UF! Papyrus fics?

HELLOOO LMAO you were so quick... sorry this took me a while to get together, but I hope you enjoy ( ù ᵕ ú )

Fair warning that some of these picks will include dub/noncon (and potentially other dubious content? I don't know what I'm going to add yet HAHA) so as always make sure to heed the warnings and read the tags before reading!! I've done my best to label them accordingly though :]

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READER INSERTS

Edge Discovers the Wonderful World of Subbing

You can tell exactly what this list is going to be like just from the title of this first fic... (title is explanatory, gotta love it!!)

Good EdgeLord

More sub Edge!! 💥💥

Caught in the Act

HELLO?? HELLO. Voyeurism? Low stakes semi-public sex? Double penetration ?? Sign me UP.

Pumped (Kinktober Collection)

Usually I refrain from including individual Kinktober chapters from rec lists BUT I really like this one ( '^' )!! It isn't even that explicit, but it's stuck in my brain because I GASPED when I read it for the first time.

Pyr's Favourite Keeper [DUBCON -> CON]

Love me a snakey boy!!!!!! There's also oviposition 👀!!

Wake

Sleepy sex <3! The bit with the SNAP part killed me and it's also such a fun detail!

Prime Time to Run

Mafiafell... he straight up murders someone in front of you and you fuck about it.

Bound Edge

Sub Edge again!! The reader has a dick in this- a rare but delicious treat !

Fall Out Bones [NON/DUBCON...????]

Technically this is linked to a series featuring both UF!bros, because I think that both are reslly good partially also because I think they're intensely hilarious at times. The titles are also great.

Boned [NONCON]

CLASSIC 2016 PREMISE. Reader is trapped in the fucking shed. (Fucking used as both profanity as well as a descriptive action)

Housekeeping [NONCON]

Weird location (sink)! But it works really well for the fic!!! Violenctce.

To Prove A Point ||| The Origins Of The Pap-wich - (Swap!Pap/Reader/UF!Pap)

Ahhh the good ol threesome ! The reader gets sandwiched between two very sexy skeletons~ !! I'm also a big Swap!Pap fan so this is just. *Mwah* so good!!!!! Double penetration again ~ also one of the few fics with squirting 🙏✨

All Dicks, No skeletons [DUB/NONCON DUE TO DETACHABLE ECTODICK SITUATION]

I cannot put into words how much I love this. It's got detachable ectobits... inconvenience due to detachable ectobits!! In this, Edge has a barbed dick and claws up a tree. It's crack but it's so so good!!!!!! I'm patiently waiting for updates and will ravenously consume the fic for lime the fiftieth time when it does.

OTHER SHIPS

Also! Here are a few fics with UF!Pap in other ships (namely various Papcest configs) because you didn't specify it had to be reader inserts lol

Little Wet Bones (Papcest: Farm/Underfell)

Bitty!Edge is soooo cute... and horny!! He's so self assured I love it.

Pepper Heat (Papcest: Edgepuff)

Heat fic! Heat fic!! Chili peppers is one hell of a heat scent... the only person who can handle a Papyrus is another Papyrus ;] The naming scheme here is also very funny when you realise what went on.

A Fallen Knight and his King (Papcest: Edgepuff)

MORE SUB EDGE ! This one delves more into the his exploration of dom/sub dynamics and it's so so good!!!!

Three Chance Meetings (Papcest: Spicyhoney)

Swap!Pap is (secretly) a prostitute and Fell!Pap finds out and shills out the money to spend a night with him. I looooove the character dynamics in this one too.

Taste of Blood and Honey (Papcest: Spicyhoney)

I forgot about this and was delighted to discover it again because ohhhhhh my god the premise is so good... also there's mirror sex and first times and those are always fun :3c

Mutt Lost a Bet (Papcest: SpicyBBQ)

Mafia AU setting where SF!Pap and UF!Pap make and lose bets resulting in sexual escapades. The second chapter is my favourite because it involves gloryholes and aphrodisiacs <33

Bro's Replacement (Papcest + Sanscest : Spicyhoney + Cherryberry)

LAMIAS AGAIN 💖 Honestly the setup is what gets me... but the smut is delicious so I'm adding it here :3c

Heat (Papcest - Spicyhoney) [HEAT INDUCED MUTUAL NON/DUBCON]

Why are there so many lamia fics in this list, I do not know, but heeeeeeey enjoy the snakeys! In this one the non/dubcon is due to UF!Pap being in heat, and both of them regret it after. Things get better though!!

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Anyway, that's all for now! Hope you enjoy some ^^!!!

#doozis fic recs #fic recs #uhhhhhh YEAH IM NOT TAGGING THIS ONE LOL #im always down to talk smut >:3c but also im like. man this sure is a public blogggggg ahhsjrjrkgjfkrnngkrn #there are a couple i didnt include for Various Reasons so this is it for now uwu)b!! #anon #inbox

[ichorai]

done with writing out chapter three of hell yeah :) sitting at a healthy 44k LMFAO

will hopefully be posting tmrw!

#hell yeah #pissing my pants with excitement #this one's a doozy guys trust #if s3 was 44k words i might have to split s4 into two parts but we'll see

[imwritesometimes]

nothing like waking up and immediately having horrible migraine aura followed by a horrible fckn migraine to just completely derail all the plans you had 😖

#last week was very very VERY stressful & busy and a lot of my day to day shit fell to the wayside #and yesterday was really good in terms of getting back to normal! I was like hell yeah crushin it! #and then I started getting the tell tale pre migraine headache last night and I was like I'll take meds to combat this now! try and prevent! #lot of good that did me! haven't had the aura shit in a while fckn doozy of a day had to scrap everything and crawl back into bed #feel slightly better? vision still isn't uhhhh... like I wouldn't drive rn lol but at least it's a little better #head is still fucked but it'll probably be that was until tomorrow #god I hate this I know it's from the massive weather change coming gonna rain for a week straight 😞 #and because I'm so fckn old now AND have nerve damage my whole body is just FUCKED from going back to cold ass weather #I did find out today my brother and I experience different migraine auras though which was interesting #still can't wear my glasses tho so lmao def can't drive or do practically anything at all 🙃 #just now able to look at my phone (only apps in dark mode fck u tumblr for being one of the only apps that has dark mode) #can't even brainstorm on fic which is killing me I can only sit like a potato and just exist #brain cannot imagine things only pound pound pound #erin explains it all

[diaryofamadsunwukongfan]

Beautiful Beast: Blake Belladonna

Race: Faunus

Nationality: Menagerie

Ethnicity: Island Creole

Weapon: Gambol Shroud

Gender: Women

Sexuality: Bisexual

Starting Age: 17

Birthday: Winter 50th

Aura Color: Dark Purple

Handedness: Right

Complexion: Pale

Eye Color: Gold

Faunus Trait: Cat Ears (Blake can do anything a house cat can!)

Occupation: Beacon student

Previous Occuppation: White Fang Member

Your hopes have become my burden. I will find my own liberation.

Ghira and Kali Bête were the founders of the Faunus rights organization, the White Fang. Togather, with their family friend Sienna and their daughter Blake, they traveled all of Renment seeking to end the Faunus struggle. Bringing food and supplies, teaching rural Faunus how to read and write, and teaching their own members self defense using weapons, this was the way of the Fang.

Critics, like the hate group Natural Order, called them the "Neo Faunus army", the revival of the radical organization that had slain the Emperor of Mistral within his own city. But the Fang proved time and time again how wrong they were by showing off their human allies and supporters at every rally. "Faunus & Human unity was what saved Adam from an abusive SDC mine", Blake would say. The Faunus are strong, but not as strong as when Faunus and Humans stand togather side by side... No one ever saw it coming. If they did, humans would have never been allowed at any Faunus rally... five years ago, Ghira and Kali were attending a rally at a Faunus town, just like they always do. There were humans in the auidence, just like there were at many of the towns they have been to. Ghira called on one of the humans to shake hands with him, and one stood up. He walked onto the stage. And that was when he shot Ghira and Kali. Blake was in the front row when it happened. Then, every human, not one or two, every human in the auidence drew a weapon and began killing Faunus. The attack escalated, and within hours the entire town was on fire. Blake isn't sure how she survived. She did not want to survive.

Sienna, and her adopted children Adam and Illa, found Blake hiding in the wreakage. They promised her that she would have justice for her family. Blake believed them. That was the day everything changed. The White Fang were only allowed to have weapons in self defense, but that only meant as long they didn't get caught. The humans seemed to think so. Blake wasn't an activst anymore, she was an assassin. Within a matter of 2 years, the Fang had systematically destroyed every human present for the Bloody Summer, and Blake was right there with Sienna and Adam leading the charge. She thought that things would go back to normal now that her parent's killers were dead.

They didn't. The work of the Fang is never done, Sienna reasoned. The Faunus have the power to defeat all their human enemies, said Adam. We must have justice for all our people and not just your parents, Illa argued. Blake relented, because that is what Ghira would have wanted, right? Some days, Blake swears she could hear her father's voice in Adam. When Blake had fallen into depression, Adam was there to protect her. He knew what it was like to lose a parent, and he wouldn't lose Blake... no, he refused to lose Blake. He watched her every move, kept tabs on every person she talked to, was there for her every hour of every day because that's what loving boyfriends do, right? No one's strong like Adam, no one's brave like Adam, no one shoots 10 humans dead with one bullet like Adam!

...Then came that fateful day. It was supposed to be a simple SDC train raid. Blake and Adam were to steal the Dust and weapon cargo on the train, and then leave. The human workers were supposed to be avoided, and killed if they saw the Fang raiding the train. No one could no... but Adam reasoned what was even the point of working so hard to avoid detection when they could just eliminate all the humans out right. Blake objected, these are just human workers not elites... but Sienna agreed. Blake couldn't take it anymore. She couldn't take the constant escalating violence, she couldn't take the Fang abusing her father's legacy, she couldn't take Adam turning into the men that killed her father anymore...

... goodbye.

Deep down, you must know that the hearts of mankind are moved more by the sword than by the pen... perhaps you seek an easier solution, in which case, I have offers...

#woowe this was a doozie #I wanted to use Blake's speech to Sun in V1 as a template for her bio #but then I was smacked in the face by the writings blatant racism #“we started setting fires to stores that refused to serve us” yeah the writers only support BLM cuz it made them look good #anyway #I tried to turn orphan Blake and princess Blake into one character #I think i did that #rwde #rwby fix it fic #rwby rewrite #blake belladonna

[theres-whump-in-that-nebula]

oooohhh I found some blogs that need ~reporting~

Of course that crowd would have a bunch of people with 88 in their username. Of course they fucking would.

(For context: I enjoy “cleaning” the internet. I’ll sometimes go through tags where fascists, bigots, child predators, etc. are known to dwell. I look for dogwhistles; and if I find dogwhistles, I go deep into the blog to make sure it’s actually what I think it is. I’ll usually find one bad blog, then go into who liked their posts, which usually uncovers a bunch of others. I block all of them so I have their usernames saved in my blocklist, then, one-by-one, I report them in detail for whatever evil shit they’re doing.)

(Don’t worry; I’d never go after someone for writing fiction. Look at my blog for Christ’s sake.)

#I’m not gonna say where I go/have gone on Tumblr but I have reported some doozies #like blatantly illegal and evil activity disguised with a mixture of self-censorship techniques #One of the tags which I frequently reported can no longer be found on Tumblr because the developers removed it from search #which doesn’t mean the problem is gone; it’s just harder to access (which is excellent!) #I also helped get an animal abuse subreddit banned by joining a mass-report of its users #I’ve been doing this for about four years now. It’s one of my more productive hobbies #Yeah I’ve seen some shit #It’s not something I do for fun; it’s more of a compulsion actually

[lizardywizard]

doin my first shave and i hacked through my upper lip. fortunately my housemate is transfem so i ran to her like "WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN THIS"

the answer was bandaid. i look like a silly fool

#injury tw #apparently these sorts of cuts heal up quick? #but boy this one is a doozy painwise #see that dark bubble there under the bandaid? #yeah thats blood #i also look like im 12 i swear im like almost 40

[l0nglives]

it's eight weeks in india when she discovers she's pregnant. this , um , wasn't in her plan. she had a plan. she wanted to spread her wings & become her own damn hero. she wanted to stop pining for someone who won't ever be available. she wanted to travel , to become her own person , & maybe even go back to school to continue her education. maybe she would've dated around ? maybe she could fall for someone who behaves like an adult ? & then she finds out she's pregnant. her first thought is , of course this would happen. her second is , well , that explains the awful heartburn. so during her pregnancy when the baby isn't being called whoops , it is called heartburn. she hasn't contacted gabriel - thinks she ought to contact his grandmother , rebecca , regardless of what she decides - & she might be thirty but she's terrified of telling her parents , especially her mother. she thinks she might just go back to new york city after a year with whoops as a birthday present - here is an illegitimate grandchild !

#𝐇𝐂. . . . grace nakimura. #game spoilers i guess ? #i mean i am a fandom of (1) so. #tho gabriel knight can fit into the bitten fandom - primarially the books - and most supernatural fandoms easily enough. #pregnancy mention / #but yeah in the game files that one time was a doozy.

[the-crow-binary]

Christopher: I thought you dead !! Dracula: It was just a prank, bro. Christopher: It isn't funny. Dracula: That's because you have no sense of humor.

#Dracula with a camera in hand: Hi guys. Today i'm going to prank my worst ennemy by mindcontrolling his son. It's gonna be HILARIOUS #Don't forget to smash the like button and subscribe to my channel #Title of the video: I CONTROL THE MIND OF MY ENNEMY'S SON ?? (GONE WRONG !!) #Dracula posting an update comment one hundred years later: Yeah so i kinda died haha (fr this time) but i'm better now. #I'll start uploading again so subscribe to see how i will prank my ennemies' descendant this time !! You can suggest ideas down below vvv #Update: Someone suggested i curse the guy. Absolutely BRILLIANT. Stay tuned guys ! This one's gonna be a doozy #Dracula making a community post another hundred years later: Guys you're not going to BELIEVE this #anyway #castlevania #dialogues #vlad dracula tepes #christopher belmont

[monty-glasses-roxy]

Good morning to this doozy of a question!

(I'll answer soon bare with I may have gone off in the tags again about why not now whoops)

#/genuine. good morning this is an interesting one #by doozy i mean i haven't gone over this myself in forever #and not at ALL for this version #please hold while i refamiliarise myself with my own au lore lmao #... and also maybe tweak it #because it recently hit me where to take this au #i have a structure and an ending in mind now which i kinda didn't before #well i did but it wasn't quite as... /gestures vaguely/ #don't get me wrong ruin meteors ending is not concrete #but it's narratively satisfying to me with the new structure #needs a lot of work to get it where i want it still #this structure? complicated. not something I've tried before #AND i don't want to LOSE what had previously made Meteors... well Meteors #but yeah now that i have a narratively satisfying ending hopefully for the WHOLE structure #and not just half #it's a good idea to go back and maybe update this #i have an actual GOAL for the story now that ties up what the POINT of half of the structure is #and i didn't have that when i started so yeah gotta go over that #if you read this far in the tags then Hi!!! #thank you for the reminder i needed to do this!!!

[couldbebetterforsure]

Me, a little over a week ago: "I'm sure this second suzukisa fic I'm writing won't end up being nearly as long as my first one!" 🤪

Me, now: *currently at nearly 20000 words with around five more sections that I still need to write*

#story time with me #jack jeanne #some times I wonder if there's something really wrong with me.... #I truly didn't think this fic would risk becoming longer than the last one #especially since I'm writing from tenka's POV for it instead of kisa's or suzu's #but yeah I guess this one's gonna be a doozy... #like I'm pretty certain I'm beating innocent cohabitation's 22k+ count #jack jeanne....suzukisa....the brainrot is truly terrifying.... #I think I should be done before this week is over but I'm making no promises!

[solpng]

i drank a little too much last night

#i'm just now finding those scissors i lost 💀 #found a few paper cranes in the sheets too wth was i doing yesterday #the hangover is almost nothing bc from what i'm gathering from the mess on my bedside table #is that i chugged... 5 bottles of water? yeah #thank youuu past sol for looking out bc omfg this one would've been a doozy

[im-no-jedi]

OMG I think I finally finished this story holy freaking frick

#it ended up SO much longer than I thought it would be OMFG #obviously gotta let it sit for a few days before I send it in to Ham #but uhhhh yeah I THINK IT'S DONE???? #which means... I can start writing the Kamino story now #*SCREAMS INTO MY HANDS* #no more putting it off TIME TO GET SERIOUS #nah fr that one's gonna be a REAL doozy #like I'm legit probably gonna make it M rated for certain content #and that's all I'm gonna say!✨ #MLWTBB chatter