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#yelena incorrect quotes
anemowidow · 2 years
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Yelena: Don’t worry, Kate. You have everything you need to defeat them.
Kate: The power to believe in myself?
Yelena: No, a knife. Stab them
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floilee · 6 months
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"Why do you ship-" That is exactly why.
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gfmaximoff · 8 months
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Y/N: I don’t even flirt that much.
Yelena: Oh really? *stands up* Raise your hands if you think you’re dating Y/N.
Natasha: *raises hand*
Wanda: *raises hand*
Shuri: *raises hand*
Kate: *raises hand*
Yelena, side eyeing violently: Kate Bishop, what was that?
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fandomnerd9602 · 1 month
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Y/N: no we’re not stopping until the Red Room is burned to its core
Melina: brave one. I see why you are dating them.
Natasha: it’s mostly for Y/N’s cuddles and the way they treat our baby
Yelena: you have a baby?
Y/N: she’s only three months old!
Y/N shows them a picture of a kitten…
Alexei: my grandchild is a cat?
Yelena: and you laugh because I want to own a dog!?
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romanoffshouse · 2 months
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Natasha, at the police station: Hi, i'm here for Yelena.
Officer: last name?
Natasha: ...Oh, you must be new.
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manhattanminute2 · 1 month
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Wanda, watching Yelena and Y/N fight: Are you sure they should be fighting? What if they get hurt?
Natasha, not bothered by the chaos: It’s fine. They’re too evenly matched to hurt each other.
Wanda: Then... who’s the strongest out of you three?
Yelena: Natasha.
Y/N: Natasha.
Natasha: Me.
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rainysofsunshineao3 · 5 months
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Kate: *Banging a pen against a table*
Yelena: Oh my god Kate Bishop! Would you stop? How would you like it if I banged you against the table?
Kate:...
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Kate:...I...don't know the correct answer to that question.
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incorrectquotesmcu · 1 month
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Y/N, playing rock, paper and scissors with Yelena, miserably losing: Damn it!
Wanda: There's no shame in admitting defeat.
Y/N: You don't understand. She's getting tired.
Wanda: She's not tired. That's the point. She's a machine.
Y/N: Just once, would you believe in me?! As my girlfriend, aren't you supposed to be my... Rock!
Yelena: [still winning]
Y/N: Noo!
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wandas6-gf · 1 year
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Y/N: Can I have a piece of cake from the fridge?
Yelena: What’s the rule?
Y/N, sighing: No cake after dinner.
Yelena: No, that’s Nat’s rule. My rule is that you need to bring me a slice as well.
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cobaltperun · 6 months
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Happy black widow
Nat: *eating her sandwich that "mysteriously" appeared on her table*
-other side of the room-
Clint: Really? Another sandwich?
Y/N: *looking away and whispering* Well-fed black widow is a happy black widow and I have intentions with the Black Widow...
Clint: Yeah? And what are those intentions?
Y/N: *still whispering* She looks so happy and cute when she eats them.
Clint: Adorable.
Yelena: Just ask her out already!
Clint: *patting Yelena on the back* They'll get there. Eventually.
*Later*
Y/N: *drinking favorite beverage* Whoever brought this is my second favorite person.
Yelena: The first is Natasha?
Y/N: Yup.
-other side of the room-
Nat: *smiling proudly*
Clint: Maybe it would be more effective if you weren't sneaky about it?
Nat: We'll get there.
Somehow has a part 2 now.
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georgie3116 · 1 month
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*Natasha making a video in case she ever gets amnesia*
*Camera Zooms in on Yelena Chilling on the couch*
Natasha: This is Yelena. She is your sister.
Yelena: …
Natasha: If she offers you food, it’s safe to take it.
*Natasha turns the Camera on herself*
Natasha: You probably paid for it, anyway.
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anemowidow · 2 years
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Y/N: If you had to choose between Natasha and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?  Yelena: That depends, how much money are we taking about?  Natasha: Yelena!  Y/N: 63 cents.  Yelena: I'll take the money.  Natahsha: YELENA!!!
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me-uglypretty · 6 months
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Natasha: Love is stupid.
Yelena: Okay…but?
Natasha: But I still love her.
[In the distance, Y/n trips over nothing then softly apologising]
Yelena: You really had to choose her?
Natasha: Shut up cyka. She's cute.
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gfmaximoff · 7 months
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Yelena: It’s really frustrating.
Kate: What is it?
Yelena: Watching Y/N openly flirt with Wanda and Wanda not realizing it.
Kate, wearing a "Date Me Yelena Pls" shirt: Haha yeah, she's so oblivious.
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fandomnerd9602 · 2 months
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Yelena: my parents think we would make a great couple
Y/N: your parents? Alexei likes me?
Yelena points to a nearby window…
Alexei stands there holding a sign: Y/N + Yelena 4Ever ❤️💕
Y/N: well he’s right
Melina: darling leave them alone!
Alexei: but it’s true!
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romanoffshouse · 4 months
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Natasha, stuck in a cell with Yelena and Peter: Listen, I'm not claustrophobic, but you're going to have to move.
Yelena: What does claustrophobic mean?
Peter: That she's scared of Santa Claus.
Natasha: No it–
Yelena: Ho, ho, ho!
Peter, panicking: Stop it Yelena, you're scaring her!
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