What The characters from the witcher series would be like as parents: Triss Merigold
- Kind, caring, nurturing, and supportive.
- The two of you would be close as fuck.
- When you were little, she'd spoil you rotten.
- She'd always get you whatever you wanted the newest toys, clothes, games, etc.
- If you were told that you couldn't have something, she'd let you have it anyway.
- Sometimes, you and her will have a mom and son/daughter day.
- If it's mom and daughter day you'd both get manicures, go to a spa, shop at the mall, eat at a restaurant, visit a book store, grab a pumpkin spice, etc.
- A mom and son day would be going out for pizza, a trip to the game store, going to a concert etc.
- Loves showing people your baby pictures.
- Her favorite picture is the one she has in her wallet where she's holding you after giving birth.
-She has a habit of calling you by one of the pet names she gave you when you were little.
- She has a scrapbook where she keeps your umbilical cord, pictures from your ultrasound, footprints, handprints, your certificate, lock of hair, and first moments.
- Whenever you feel down, she'll cheer you up by cooking your favorite meal as she listens to you vent.
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Rec List 2: The Witcher
- Meet Death Sitting by bomberqueen17
“No,” Jaskier sighed. “This is the thing, Geralt. I’m middle-aged and tired and I just think I’d rather meet death sitting down and facing it rather than from behind while I’m running. You know?” He contemplated that a moment, and finally added, “Especially if it’s you.”
Set after the end of season 1.
8/8 Completed, 46,086 words
- there's no plan, there's no kingdom to come by vachement
Jaskier was pretty sure he was dying. That, or Yennefer and Geralt were planning to murder him and sell his dismembered corpse on the black market, and they were buttering him up so that he wouldn’t fight back.
Okay, so maybe the second option was on the wrong side of absurdity, but Jaskier firmly believed that something was up.
There was no other reason, after all, for the two to be so nice to him.
Oneshot, 3,690 words
- the falcon cannot hear by FandomTrash24601
He may not like Yennefer, but he doesn’t want to be more of a burden than he’s been already. If he can convince them that he’s good, that he’s great, that he’s ready to take on the world once more, then he can be out of their hair. He’s just an imposition on the perfect little family they’ve got going on, and no matter how he feels he’s not going to homewreck them. Not when there’s a young princess involved.
Title from the poem The Second Coming, by William Butler Yeats
Oneshot, 14,317 words
- Misadventure by kathkin
“I adore you,” says Jaskier.
“Yeah, I know,” says Geralt. “That’s your problem."
Oneshot, 638 words
- hope it's nice where you are by K9_DFTBA
“It’s been such a long time, Julian. When will you be over him?”
Jaskier’s laugh, muffled and humorless, followed the question.
“I’ll let you know when I figure it out.”
“I don’t enjoy seeing you hurting.”
“I’m fine. Most of the time.”
“Most of the time,” Valdo echoed, and then, “oh, fuck.”
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After Jaskier goes viral for being a pining mess during a livestream, Geralt’s family tries to figure out exactly why the couple broke up, given that Jaskier is clearly still in love with Geralt. Meanwhile, Geralt is in denial, Jaskier is absolutely fine, thanks, and the internet is having a bit of a breakdown.
8/8 Completed, 25,931 words
- snowdrop by sage (lemontongues)
Jaskier prepares to leave Kaer Morhen after the battle with Voleth Meir.
Oneshot, 4,608 words
- Stone Heart by ladyflowdi
The song comes to him in its entirety, as Rience snips the sinews in his legs like sewing thread.
Oneshot, 8,539 words
- A Decade In The Sun by Literate_Wolverine
“You’d like us to be intimate then?” Geralt inquired earnestly. Jaskier nearly choked on his spit.
“We’re married, aren’t we?”
“Plenty of married couples would rather clean gutters than see each other bare. And you have that tavern girl of yours, from the village-- hush, that’s not an admonishment. I just assumed you’d been… put up for auction, when a groom was requested in the place of a bride. That you had no earnest, physical interest in men. Or if you did, that I was out of your age bracket. Which is acceptable. I have less than no interest in traumatizing you, or anyone, with my attentions.”
It was beginning to sink in for Jaskier that maybe, just maybe, he had in fact been joined in holy matrimony with a perfectly lovely man.
Oneshot, 14,334 words
- boogie nights by spqr
“This isn’t nothing.” His eyebrows draw together. “Jaskier. What happened?”
Jaskier fists his hands in his own hair and contemplates pulling it out. “I got shot.”
“Shot,” Geralt echoes, in a tone Jaskier’s never heard before.
“Only a bit,” Jaskier hedges. “I took some vicodin, it’s perfectly fine. I can hardly feel it.”
Oneshot, 8,815 words
- when one there are none by foxwedding
Jaskier's living high in the lap of luxury when Geralt barrels back into his life. The bard's been playing court songbird to one of Redania's higher marquises, delighting sheltered nobles with ballads of the countryside and general plight of the common folk.
Then Geralt and Yennefer arrive and Jaskier becomes aware that something might be deeply wrong.
Pre-Geralt/Jaskier/Yennefer
Oneshot, 10,386 words
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