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endawn · 3 months
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" at least it wasn't me this time. " / @soldsouls
 sharp hiss, biting his tongue. not worth expending more energy on arguing with a devil. not when he was attempting to get his impromptu companion to head back to camp as he needed no help hunting. however, it would seem the consumption of energy needed to be…reallocated for another surprise guest. bears ! it was always bears or boars that felt the need to take out their ire on any passersby. charging in with a fury of teeth and claws ( hooves and tusks, in a boar’s case ). ever the shield, ever the protector. reaction to danger was innate and purely instinctual when others were involved. a hand reached out to grab luci before pax moved himself in between the creature and imp.
 the crunch of metal was ignored as jaws bore down on his shoulder and luci was shoved away from the skirmish; out of the reach of swiping paws. hands now freed up, one gripped the hilt of the shortsword at his side and drove it into the animal’s skull in a single, swift motion. over as quick as it began. eyes wide and unblinking as the deadweight was cast aside into the dirt. a dull, aching throb crept from his left shoulder as a step was taken so he could properly face the bear’s corpse. arm was lifted to test its usefulness as gaze perhaps lingered too long on the blood starting to pull from where the blade remain lodged. silence filled the space and his companion was nearly forgotten until their quip startled pax out of his stupor. at least it wasn’t him this time ?
  ❝ is being attacked by faerûn’s fauna a common occurrence for you ? ❞ softly spoken, questioning. leading him back to his previous attempts at absolving himself of the other’s presence. ❝ perhaps… it would be best to return to camp as to avoid more attacks ? ❞
 a hint of subtle desperation carried in the words. hunger gnawed at him with more ferocity as the scent of blood wafted upwards. such a wondrous meal at his feet, but he detested an audience. not to mention, the knight wished to keep his condition a secret.
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rebeza · 3 years
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oh no they’re hot
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presidentrhodes · 3 years
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those pics of strange and mordo are literally the "yeah we gay, keep scrolling" meme and im dyiiinn god bless those gays
🤣🤣🤣 yep. if you think about it, thanos, the apocalypse etc etc all happened because those two broke up in hong kong.
if they hadn't, squidward would never have been able to abduct stephen because karl would've been there to make calamari out of him.
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juptrrr · 5 years
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internetbestfriend!hyunjin
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[written by @chenlvr]
ok so!!
imagine
you and hyunjin are internet besties!
and have been since he was a trainee
you had helped him through the tough moments of being an idol and so on
n e way: how you met!!
the two of you had met on twitter when you liked his comment under a spongebob meme tweet
he seemed pretty intimidating to say the least
his acc had like a sort of dark layout
and not to mention his selca’s-
the boy was handsome and anybody would see that
but you thought he was absolutely ethereal and never did you think
you would be his best friend
so, he text you first!
after seeing your like on his comment
he went to your page
and immediately thought you were adorable
like what wasn’t adorable? he thought
he was mesmerised by how beautiful you were, seriously
and it led to him sliding you a dm
saying
“i must be a snowflake, because i’ve fallen for you”
you, found it hilarious and also kind of surprising because of his intimidating personality
not being able to help yourself, you retort with a hint of sarcasm
“it’s summer, wouldn’t you have melted if you were a snowflake?”
he was baffled and a little flustered at your comment, he didn’t really know what to say next
tbh he thought you were being a little salty
he just sent that one reaction meme where squidward is the “😳” emoji
thats how your friendship blossomed!!
every morning he would send you a
cheesy
awful
but funny
pick up line and you would rate it out of 10
moving onto when you found out about him being an idol!
it had been two years of being his best friend
and you still had no idea he was a trainee
until you see “hellevator” on your youtube page
and watch it
and you’re so shocked like
is that YOUR hyunjin?
rapping like that?
in a kpop GROUP?
and he didn’t tell you?
so
you text him the link
and he’s scared, because
poor baby didn’t want to tell you incase you were only his friend for the fame :c
so you stayed up a while that night
convincing him that you were indeed his best friend and nothing could change that
like
fr
you had the fattest crush on him since that stupid comment underneath the spongebob tweet
and you told him, you would still be his best friend even if he were just a garbage boy
and he was definitely convinced
either way he wouldn’t stop being your best friend
because
he too, had the worlds biggest crush on you
so!! moving onto when you would facetime:
he would either be in his comfy clothing (aka a large hoodie and sweats)
or his pink fluffy headband if he was doing his nightly rountine
lastly, his sport wear if he was in the practise room
if he was doing his nightly routine he would be playing his “chill” playlist and had a mini jam session with you
or if he was in the practise room he would be showing you their latest routine although he wouldn’t be allowed
he’s do absolutely anything for you
the boy was whipped
just as much as you
you’d often see the other members if you were on facetime
felix literally texts you
and you always make sure jeongin is looking after himself
being the mother that u are
and in general you were pretty close with all the members!!
throughout your time as hyunjins best friend you’ve both always wanted to meet up with eachother
but it was pretty impossible due to hyunjins schedule
so you took it upon yourself! <and the help of the members>
you were gonna buy concert tickets
but they were sure that they would get them for you, no cost
backstage too, so you could meet him
and on the day
you show up
and you’re contemplating leaving because
this is scary
but !! you don’t!!
and you get backstage
and you spot jisung
who takes you to a room where everyone except hyunjin and jeongin are
you go through the plan
and soon enough
jeongin walks in with a hyunjin following behind
and you swear your heart stops
his heart literally dropped out of his ass when he saw you
like
for real? is that you?
it is you!!
he runs over and envelopes you in a tight hug so you can barely breath
but thats ok
you’re hugging your best friend!!
you’re crying so much onto his shoulder
because he’s really there
“i love you” he whispers
and you literally die
he smiles and kisses behind your ear
you get all flustered and whisper back an “i love you”
you two hadn’t noticed how long you had been holding each other
but it was time for them to go on stage
and so as hyunjin pulled away
he met your eyes and pulled your cheeks into his hand
“promise you’ll be here after the show? i’ll take you out!” he says before running off
“is that a date!?” you yell with a big grin on your face
“yep!, i’ve been waiting for a long time, y/n”
he winks and runs on stage leaving you blushing and the butterflies in your stomach more awake than ever.
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buzzmemes · 4 years
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Wtf how could I even forget Ben Swolo was a thing
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Damn Rowan Atkinson is hot Not just hot, he's burning All Ya had to do was follow the damn train mr bean "im gonna save you 20 minutes of ranting" : Memes
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man, imagine the pressure for her to not do shitty in school now At least she gets to go there Going to college, but not being able to finish can sometimes make someone worse off than if they'd never gone to college at all. Paying for education is the deadliest trap card.............. Only in certain countries... nostalgic : Memes
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I do that too. I just have 300 or so songs I hunted down from 2014 to now, and just cycle them. Hey, I've seen you on brawlstars Exposed Why tf did I get downvoted???? At this point, Reddit is just Russian roulette. It's actually called karma roulette I think. There’s a sub for that called karmaroulette And what is happening there? People get their posts upvoted or downvoted Any post because it seems there are only memes. If I post a picture of the floor for example could I get upvoted? Gym Leader : Memes
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It’s funny cause when I saw diplo, he did in fact throw down hard but he wouldn’t shut up through out the set and I just wanted to headbang without a dry cracky voice booming “How we feelin tonight?” Over and over Read the full article
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nintendumb · 7 years
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2016 meme list
JANUARY -if a dog wore pants -ocean man -waste his time 2016 -tag yourself im ______ -B.o.B. flat earth -kanye/ whiz khalifa twitter beef -neko atsume FEBRUARY -jeans/denim -fine bros -squidward dab -you ruined a perfectly good ______ -marge simpson -Bernie vs Hilary stance -daaaaamn daniel -jeb drops out -Ted Cruz zodiac killer -leo wins oscar MARCH -he died but hes ok -get yourself a ____ who can do both -history of japan vid -blurry mr krabs reaction image -microsoft teen girl AI APRIL -HOMESTUCK -old friends senior dog sanctuary -dark ______ show me the ______ MAY -here comes dat boi -pokemon sun and moon -taking an L -new instagram logo -bork JUNE -caveman spongebob -are you _____ or _______ tag meme -hillary "delete your account" -harambe -throwing bottles videos -to be continued JULY -overwatch -wholesome memes -pokemon go -#kimexposedtaylorparty -100 coats challenge AUGUST -arthur fist -jesus christ thats jason bourne -pawn shop -#dicksoutforharambe #clitsoutforpinky SEPTEMBER -triggered -you vs the guy she told u not to worry about -*freeze frame* *record scratch* yep, thats me. i bet youre wondering how i got into this situation -yeah boi OCTOBER -clowns -hotline bling -ken bone -apple pen -nutshack NOVEMBER -election -obama/biden -mannequin challenge -dark me to me DECEMBER -bone app the teeth 👌 -we are number one -x but every y it gets faster -memes descending into scribbles and elaboration
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