just realized that we’ve never written for denki

Reblog if you love her <3

My ex from a few years ago crawled out of the woodwork 😂. I’m fucking dead hahaha

Janet: Oh really? Is it an error to act unpredictably and behave in ways that run counter to how you were programmed to behave?

The Good Place 1.11

is this referring to anything in particular or

i’ve been talking to this guy on tinder snd hes my friends freshman year roommate. small schools literally make me contemplate death

Still haven’t forgiven Louis for singing Copy and then immediately moving on to Defenceless as if he hadn’t just changed my entire world forever

I don’t know, I think people are touchy about that…

…….Because they’re touchy about EVERYTHING!!!

it’s all fun and games until the ghost drops a fucking chandelier at you (for science)

just going to use this old tumblr to vent/ try to get some of these thoughts out of my head. if you wanna tag along, feel free to follow. 

chuck s5 thread pt 13

whats that thing about people who sleep multiple pillows are more likely to have depression or whatever 

i have thirteen pillows

Me: doesn’t teach my dog to close the door when she comes inside

Me everytime she comes inside and leaves the door wide open: thank you for once again not closing the door behind you

Also I never post anything ever BUT I GOT TOP SURGERY HELLO????? 6 days post-op!!!

As someone who is bad at geography, I understand if people sometimes just don’t know about countries. You don’t have an obligation to give a shit anyways!

Me: *working fairly productively in the middle of my workday*

My brain: Hexaspecs

Me: what?

My brain: Hexaspecs

Me: What are you on about?

My brain: Get hexaspecs

Me: Why?

My brain: Because

Me: *losing patience and also getting distracted* but why?!

My brain: Hexaspecs with the spiky zip dress

Me: yes that sounds fun as fuck but we are at work

My brain: *chanting* Hexaspecs! Hexaspecs! Hexaspecs!

Me: *groaning and getting up to dig through three separate piles of $2 sunglasses to eventually find said hexaspecs in the car* happy now?

My brain: add leather trench

the festive candle is in acnh

and was renamed to celebratory candles

i keep on saying its the last pee pee joke but it always turns into a lie <3