#yes! that's waxer!

[padawansuggest]

Waxer: *comes frantically screeching out of the break room* Oh my god oh my god oh my god OH MY FUCK CODY HELP-

Cody: *pulling a blaster* What’s up?

Waxer: The lights went out in the break room! And there was this CREATURE in the corner when I looked over it was the size of a man and had glowing eyes and was staring right at me!

Cody: *helping Waxer over to be calmed down by Boil and go back to the room’s breaker next to the panel* I’ll get the lights back up, you men get ready to figure out what’s in there. *gets lights back on*

Boil: *opens door to see empty break room except General Kenobi standing where Waxer said the creature was* General? Did you see the creature too?

Cody: *pokes his head in too* General? Did… did you see something in here?

Obi-Wan: *blushing super hard* Um. Okay. That… that was me… I’m sorry I forget other humans don’t know Stewjoni do that-

Waxer: YOUR EYES WERE GLOWING!!! LIKE A TOOKAS!!!

Obi-Wan: sorry

Waxer: GENERAL TOOKA

Obi-Wan: I veto that one

Waxer: GENERAL TOOKA WHO GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK

Obi-Wan: my bad

Cody: Boil turn off the lights I need to see!

Obi-Wan: *big sigh* Is this gonna be like that time you guys found out I have fangs and you boxed me in and made me show you them?

Cody: *leering* Which happened to also be the time we found out you like being manhandled and can purr? Yes. We are going to figure things out.

Waxer: GENERAL TOOKA!!!!

#star wars #obi wan kenobi #incorrect star wars quotes #clone wars #incorrect clone wars quotes #commander cody #clone trooper boil #clone trooper waxer #obiclone #codywan #they are gonna put a collar and bell on him next #make him play with a feather on a string which WILL end in blood #also yes that first incident ended in a very awkward mess in Obi’s pants maybe some gentle humil and cuddles #they’re so mean to him and he likes it so much

[bibannana]

Cody *ready to run into battle*: Are you ready men?

Waxer *raises hand*: If I say no can I go home?

Cody *shakes his head*: No.

Boil *frowns*: Then why ask us?

Cody *sighs*: It was more rhetorical than anything else.

#cody wants to say yes #lets just turn this gunship around shall we #sorry seppies wasn't feeling like fighting today #be back in 3 hour to kick your arse though- #commander cody #lieutenant waxer #clone trooper boil #waxer #boil #cody #212th #212th shenanigans #star wars #incorrect star wars quotes #the clone wars #tcw #clone wars #incorrect clone wars quotes

[yukipri]

Boil | CT-7212

Clonetober 2022 #4

＊Numerical designation is the artist's own headcanon.

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PLEASE DO NOT REPOST, EDIT, TRANSLATE, OR OTHERWISE USE MY ART. To share, please reblog! Reblogging is the best way to support this project and the artist.

❀ You can see the rest of my art through the Masterpost pinned to the top of my blog!

#Clonetober #YukiPriClonetober2022 #Boil #Clone Trooper Boil #YukiPri art #Artists on Tumblr #Artober #Clone Troopers #212th Attack Battalion #TCW #ARC Trooper #Star Wars #Artist comment: to go with Waxer #yes both of them are ARCs in all of my works because I say so

[petrifiedforests]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Clone Trooper Boil & Clone Trooper Waxer (Star Wars) Characters: Clone Trooper Waxer (Star Wars), Clone Trooper Boil (Star Wars) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Vampire, Vampires, vampire!Boil, Blood, Blood Drinking, Non-Sexual Intimacy, Cuddling & Snuggling, Purring, First Meetings, Waxerboilmonth, Week 2 Series: Part 8 of The grumpy one loves the sunshine one Summary:

“Ah,” Waxer says, startled. “Uh hi! Are you Boil?” Boil nods and kind of awkwardly gestures to his comm. “If you have a bit, you signed up for, you know…” “Ohhhh, snack time. You’re hungry?” Waxer realizes, grinning when he sees Boil’s instinctual grimace at his phrasing.

Written for week 2 of @waxerboilmonth for the prompt Non-sexual intimacy.

#Petrifiedforests writes #Tcw #sw tcw #clone wars #tcw fanfic #Tcw waxer #tcw boil #vampires #blood #vampire!boil #waxerboilmonth #I asked myself how much background world building would fit into 800 words and the answer was yes

[enigmatist17]

Some LAATi's were designed for short trips in hyperspace, so I'm using what little canon about my favorite ships for this :)

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Rex knows he's going to upset a lot of people.

He's going to be in a lot of trouble, but Rex knows he has to do it.

Surprisingly, sneaking his way onto a LAATi and taking off before anyone was the wiser was the easy part. He'd remembered his training from before Tipoca was theirs, so the piloting controls were familiar for a takeoff, albeit a bumpy one that he hoped no one noticed. Going into space was spectacular, knowing that this time he was able to see the way the skies vanish and the stars replace the view, and if he hadn't been in such a hurry, he might have just sat there for a good hour taking it all in.

Fox needed his help, so coordinates from a past journey are punched in, and Rex sees hyperspace for the first time.

It wasn't a one-stop journey, the LAATi's had only been modified for short jumps, but it had been the closest ship that wasn't being extensively used. Rex had to make do, but he was taught to do just as much in battle, so this was of little consequence. His pack full of rations was more than enough for the several-day journey, and if he wasn't watching the constant swirl of hyperspace, he was studying up on schematics he'd stolen of the Guard barracks.

Now, the hard part was where he was going to land on Coruscant.

The city planet was bigger than he could ever have imagined, but Rex didn't have time to play starry-eyed tourist. It was easy enough to follow the military travel lanes down to the closest landing pad to the Jedi Temple, and his landing was much smoother from his first take-off. Grabbing his pack, Rex took a breath before departing from his ship, and winced almost immediately when the doors opened to reveal a trooper with his arms crossed.

"Rex."

Uh oh

"Yes sir?" Rex's shoulders slumped as Cody looked at him with a frown, arms crossed with two other clones standing at attention behind him.

"Is there any reason you took a transport all the way to Coruscant?" The older clone doesn't sound impressed, and watches Rex squirm for a moment before straightening to attention and looking right up at him.

"Commander Fox needs help, and I couldn't just sit and do nothing." Cody tilted his head ever so slightly, so Rex continued. "I tried contacting Commander Thire, but got the same error when I tried contacting Commander Fox. The rest of you were busy, so I...just snuck off-world and came here."

Well, he was already screwed, might as well be truthful about it.

"Trouble how?" Cody knelt down as he removed his bucket, looking concerned as the cadet seems relieved to be trusted.

"I don't know...I got this feeling that he was really really scared, and then just nothing."

"A feeling?" One of the men behind Cody sounds confused, while the other seems shocked. "Sir, you don't think..."

"Since you're here, let's go check on him together." Cody abruptly stands up, turning to the man who hadn't spoken yet. "Tell General Kenobi we may need him to meet us at the Senate building."

"Yes sir!" The man salutes and darts off with the other at his heels.

"Come on, you've come so far." Rex jumps when Cody offers a hand, and the cadet follows the elder clone further into the landing bay. They don't immediately leave, instead, Cody directs Rex to one of the storage buildings, where a supply specialist stands to attention immediately.

"I need a cadet set of gear...and two DC-17 blasters," Cody says after regarding Rex for a moment, and the officer nods before vanishing among the many crates stacked around. "I know Wolffe has been training you, and you've taken to dual blasters."

Rex smiles, and Cody rolls his eyes.

The armor fits Rex like a glove he didn't realize he'd been missing, and while the blasters are a little big, Rex understands why most of the older clones are never without.

"You are to stay close to me." Since he's landed, Cody slips his bucket on, and Rex looks at the one in his hands before slowly putting it on. It takes a moment, but Rex adjusts to the small display around him, and soon it looks as if he's never put a helmet on. "How is it?"

"Weird, but it's just like the simulations." Rex hums, feeling like a proper clone for the first time. "Let's get moving, I'm worried."

Cody doesn't respond, motioning for Rex to follow as he heads toward the local traversal pad. Rex tries hard not to press against the windows of the shuttle to take in the city, and Cody pretends not to notice his eagerness to soak it all in. The eagerness fades when they get close to the Senate building, and Cody is concerned to see that Rex feels that... bone-chilling dread that surrounded the building, the cadet pulling his hand away from the side of the ship.

"What is that?"

"Be strong kih'vod." It's all he can say when they exit the shuttle, and instead of going up the massive stairs, Cody leads Rex around the building toward what one would consider a back entrance. The two brothers guarding the door snap at attention when Cody comes into view, but are clearly curious about the cadet right on his heels.

"Sir, we weren't aware you were coming." The man on the right of the door speaks up, and Rex can tell the man is running off pure exhaustion.

"Let's call this a surprise visit." Cody doesn't bark at the two guards, and Rex watches in silence as they fall from their regulation stance.

"You should talk to Thire, I think he's awake now." Rex feels something coil in his gut as Cody gives a small nod, and the two enter the barracks of the Coruscant Guard.

The first thing Rex sees is just...nothing. Little to no furniture, walls older than all of them put together painted with a blinding white that was hard to look at, and the entire place smelled like a medbay. Cody doesn't seem surprised as he heads down the closest hallway, and that feeling of dread washes over the duo as they head deeper into the Senate building.

Commander Thire was indeed awake, if one were to call it that.

Rex can see blood dotting through his blacks and onto his mostly red armor, the man standing upright as he slowly works on some report in his hands. His helmet tips up ever so slightly when Cody pauses in the doorway, and after a moment Thire taps his fingers on the back of his datapad three times, making the motion look like he was flexing stiff fingers.

"What's wrong?" Rex whispered as Cody knelt down, surveying the room in silence.

"He's under surveillance, we can't help him right now." Rex shakes his head in dismay as Cody stands back up, but bites his tongue as they move further into the building. For a brief moment, right as they leave, Rex can feel a gentle hum in the back of his mind, as if being reassured. Rex returns the feeling back from where it had come from, not sure what he was doing exactly, but knew instinctively it worked. He and Cody travel to an elevator, the older clone seeming to know exactly where they needed to go as it rises rapidly up into the building, away from the horrible Guard barracks.

A general Rex had only seen once so far is waiting for them when they arrive to what seemed the top floor, but doesn't get a word in before a feeling of pain and agony washes over the clones.

"Fox is in trouble!" Rex darts off before either man can stop him, just following the feeling that permeated the entire floor. The pressure builds and builds as Rex rounds a corner, and sees a door that would normally have been posted with guards. He's about to go for the door when someone grabs the back of his armor and lifts the cadet back behind some cover, Cody dropping him like a hot rock.

"You are to stay here, got it?" Rex nods, knowing the tone when Cody has slipped into his battle mode. "Do not go to that door until we come for you, do you understand?"

"Yes sir." Rex gives a salute, and Cody pauses before giving the younger clone his comm.

"If we don't come out, you're to raise the alarm. Comm everyone with it, and tell them to come here and end it."

"End what?"

"They'll know." Cody kneels down and presses his forehead against Rex's before standing up, following the Jetti who had watched them in silence.

Rex watches them go, and prays to the Force they'll be alright.

#personal #young!rex au #captain rex #tcw rex #rex #commander cody #tcw waxer #tcw boil #obi wan kenobi #commander thire #commander fox #is this partial self fulfillment #yes #do i care #no #force sensitive clones

[matchademi]

Merit:*hiding in a maintenance closet hugging his knees crying *

Fox:ad'ika *Knocks on the door*

Merit:LEAVE ME ALONE

Fox:*opens the door crouching next to him* I heard about your twin

Merit:Were you told how he died.....

Fox:No, I wasn't. Do you want to tell me?

Merit:*clenches his fist* he was killed by a brother in his own battalion... Slick....I how could the GAR let that happen....let what happens to us happen...

Fox:I don't know, kid....

Merit:he just wanted to fight on the front..... he was killed on base. Not even fighting....

Fox:Oh, ad'ika..... *pulld Merit into a hug*

#corrie guard merit #commander fox #clone trooper oc #corrie guard oc #the corrie guard #coruscant guard #star wars #the clone wars #this idea hasn't left my had so yall can suffer along with me #merit trust only a small handful of GAR members but still keeps them at arms length #yes he was heart broken about waxers death #and the Domino twins

[0pin0n-custard]

We are all entitled to our own opinions

Unless that opinion is liking Pong Krell. If you like him, you are legally required to stop.

#star wars #star wars the clone wars #tcw #pong krell #seriously #fuck that guy #the 501st #captain rex #clone trooper waxer #clone trooper boil #clone trooper fives #i have so many emotions #yes i just rewatched the umbara arc #i am writing this with tears and snot running down my face #i will never not be angry #or sad #who gave dave filoni permission to wreck my entire nervous system

[elismor]

Recent Fic Omnibus

One Shots:

Father Knows Best --written as a treat in the TCWFS 2023 Gift Exchange. Domestic fluff wherein Waxer and Boil do some parenting of Numa. 1378 words.

Just A Number --also written as a treat for the TCWFS 2023 Gift Exchange. Rexsoka --because someone asked and I wanted to try it, even though I personally prefer them in a sibling-like relationship. Mildly spicy. 627 words. Rebels/Imperial era.

One lightly spiced drabble:

For You Alone --Boil likes the way Waxer kisses. #62 in my 2023 100 Drabble Challenge

And one medium spice double drabble (because I just couldn't get it done in 100 words)

Sibling Rivalry Codex --because I guess that's a thing I do now

For You Alone and Sibling Rivalry are part of the series Bite Sized Spice, in which elis works her way through a list of spicy prompts in an attempt to get over her latent Catholicism

#fic omnibus #i was done writing fic #but no #100 drabble challenge #clone shipping #clone sex #waxer/boil #numa #ahsoka #rexsoka #codex #commander cody #captain rex #oh yes i did call them siblings #because i like to poke bears sometimes

[sugume]

You telling your (boyfriend/ex/crush/dilf/whatever) JJK men that you got waxed by a man…

ANOTHER MAN WAXED YOU PRANK – JUJUSTU KASIEN

( CW ) f!reader. vulgar language. fluff

FEATURING: Gojo Satoru, Toji Fushiguro, Nanami Kento

☾ GOJO SATORU 

“How was your appointment babe?” Satoru asks when he feels you come up behind him. You wrap your arms around his middle and smile into his back. “It was good, I think I'm getting used to it because it’s starting to hurt less.” You tell him. Satoru turns around and pouts down at you. “I can’t believe I gotta wait twenty-four hours to see it. It’s not fair.’ He huffs, pulling your body closer to him. “Remember what happened last time we didn’t wait, Satoru? But I think that was the waxers' fault, I had a new one today and he was so gentle—” “He?” He stares down at you confused. “Yes, he, men can be waxers too. Anyways, he was so gentle when he took the wax off. He always left his hand pressed down longer to soothe the skin.” Your boyfriend stares at you incredulously, stepping out of your embrace. “This was a pussy appointment, right?” “A Brazilian wax, Satoru.” You roll your eyes, trying your hardest not to laugh. “Another man waxed our pussy? Babe, are you serious right now? What was his name? You said he lingered too, what the hell!” Satoru screeches, crossing his arms over his chest and frowning at you. “Babe it isn't that serious, he only accidentally rubbed my clit 4 times!” You try and wrap your arms back around him. Satoru steps back with a look of shock. Just as he opens his mouth to shout you cut him off. “Wait, wait babe it’s just a prank! I’m just kidding! Look the phone is recording over there!” You laugh, pulling at Satoru's folded arms. He looks at the camera in shock. “How dare you!” 

☾ TOJI FUSHIGURO 

“I feel so smooth Toji, you don’t even know.” You tell your boyfriend as you rub your arms. “Oh yeah?” He grins, hands coming down to rub your bare, freshly waxed thighs. “Mhm! My waxer, the one I usually go to was holding a class—” “What did they all get wax a little strip off your hairy thighs?” He laughs at whatever image he imagines in his head. You slap his chest. “Shut up Toji! The class only had two people, and since she knows I’m not uncomfortable with nudity she asked me to demonstrate the brazilin wax to them,” You look up at Toji and smile at him. “So, they got to try it out, the dude was really good—” “Dude?” He scrunched up his eyebrows. “Yeah, he was really good at soothing the pain, he held his hand down really firm and stuff. “A brazilin wax is the legs and arms?” “No, it's the vagina.” He glares at you. “Are you joking?” You blink up at him innocently. “No why would I be?” “Oh, don’t joke with be y/n, you just fuckin’ said a man was waxing you down there and that he was firm and soothing. The only man that should be ‘firm and soothing’ down there, is me.’ He pinches your cheek. “But I know you’re lyin’; you have the worst poker face.” “You’re no fun!” 

☾ NANAMI KENTO 

You set your phone against a vase before face-timing your boyfriend. He answers on the second ring, already waiting for your call. “Hi, sweetheart.” “Hey babe, sorry I couldn't call earlier, my appointment got pushed back a bit.” You tell Kento as he holds the phone close to his face. “That's fine baby, tell me how was it? They were good to you?” “Yeah, but my waxer canceled, and I had to get another person. He was good thought, nice and gentle.” You watch Kento’s face for any reaction, but he nods and smiles. “That’s good, you used my card, right?” He asks. “Yeah, I did. Did you hear me when I said the waxer was some dude?” “Yes, what about it?” He questions staring at you through the screen. “Oh, nothin’ I just wanted to tell you he had this new way of waxing. He would take a strip off and then get real close and blow air on me.” Nanami frowns. “What? Is that even allowed? How close did he get?” “Apparently everyone's starting to do it, but he accidentally got a bit too close and his lips made contact a few times.” “What the hell?” Nanami jumps up. “What was his name? A few times? Thats unacceptable. Send me the address of the shop.” Kento grabs his coat. “Wait it’s just a prank Ken! I’m kidding, there was no man!” Nanami stares down at the phone in his hand for several seconds before sitting back down and groaning. “That was not one of your bests, sweetheart.” 

#𐙚 ࣪ ˖ sugume writes #gojo x reader #gojo satoru #gojo x you #gojo x y/n #gojo fluff #toji x y/n #toji x reader #toji x you #toji fushiguro #toji fluff #nanami kento #nanami x y/n #nanami x reader #nanami x you #nanami fluff #jjk x y/n #jjk x reader #jjk x you #jjk fluff

[frostbitebakery]

A Disturbed State Of The Natural Environment, Gods-Fucking-Dammit

A Pada-Wan Story

for @lttrsfrmlnrrgby

“Obi— Commander Kenobi-“

“You can call me Obi-Wan, Cody,” the kid huffs. “Neither you nor I will suddenly combust into a ball of fire if you do.”

You don’t know that, Cody thinks, not liking how his voice sounds in his mind.

Four days since the incident - or, “The Incident,” how Boil and Waxer like to say in unison with the bucket lights under their chins -, two since the 104th of all Battalions received their signal and towed the 212th fleet to the nearest station within the Republic that would allow them to overhaul the ships’ electronics.

It has been exactly two point five hours since Wolffe stopped wheezing at Cody over comms. Nearly as much time as the kid had vanished from under Cody’s paranoid nose.

“Councilor Kenobi is safe and sound,” General Koon had assured him while Wolffe stood at perfect parade rest a step behind, shriek-laughing his armor off.

The kid sighs. “You have come here for a reason?” he asks, stubborn and prim. “Or is Wooley babysitting me not enough?” He points a thumb over his shoulder to Wooley popping up several yards away, waving.

“If you haven’t noticed Hook, Line, and Sinker also keeping an eye on you, my trepidations are justified.”

The kid rolls his eyes, gesturing to three empty looking spots in the distance. “I am well aware Master Koon is in league with you.”

Cody will not explain safety precautions again. He’s saving that for when the kid really sets out to stomp on any and all walls Cody had to hastily and thoroughly built when his General, his partner, suddenly turned into a child at the worst possible development stage for Cody’s sanity.

The kid studies him while Cody is trying to come up with a legitimate reason for looking for him. Direct admittance to personal concern would backfire on Cody in multiple, entertaining ways, and he frankly doesn’t want to deal with that. From the kid being smug that Cody cares about him very much so keeping his distance must mean something more. To accusations of not trusting Obi-Wan (which, correct, Cody doesn’t know him after all), seeing him as a kid (also true) when he’s sixteen and basically a stone’s throw away from becoming a geezer.

Sixteen. Cody shudders. He remembers very well that half year when he was that developmental age. He shudders again. Gods, the mood swings alone.

“I am reasonably paranoid about your welfare,” he says at last. Wooden which makes him cringe but he’s never lied to Obi-Wan and he’s not starting now.

The kid stares at him for a while. One corner of his mouth quirks up with a shrug and a shuttered look in his eyes Cody desperately wants to make better. “It’s different when they really are out to get you, isn’t it.” The Council had explained how precarious his older self’s safety was at the best of times. Cody had only seen the aftermath and the accompanying ranting about life choices with the occasional visibly happy understanding that Obi-Wan could, actually, grow a non-patchy beard when he’s got a few more years on him.

“May I sit with you?” Cody asks. Shoveling his own metaphorical grave is so much easier with mixed signals after all. But he misses the older Obi-Wan. It’s not fair of him but he needs this.

The expected blush blooms on freckled cheeks. “Yes, of course!” is the eager reply, followed by more blushing.

It’s endearingly cute and Cody would like to chew on his bucket now.

The kid scoots over, wide eyed and expectant.

Gingerly, Cody lowers himself, ignoring the armor digging into his ass and thighs. And lets the silence stretch.

This, really, is what he came here for. A self-indulgent little break to catch his breath. The High General of a Systems Army is compromised and that fact has to remain eyes only to an exclusive handful of people. Only the Jedi Council knows out of obvious necessity. So it’s up to Cody to keep everything else running, keeping the admiralty in the dark because even teenaged Obi-Wan had said he’s got a bad feeling if they were to tell the brass. So they haven’t.

Usually, when flimsiwork and war horrors keep stacking up and expand into an avalanche, Obi-Wan and Cody sit together in silence, sharing a precious cup of real tea, being together and lending support and strength they can’t find for themselves but can always, always find for each other.

Selfishly he wants that strength from Obi-Wan now, the warmth of his body nearby. He’s already breathing easier.

The kid is looking at him curiously, but Cody chooses not to say anything. Instead he turns forward once more, watching the busy night markets of the station and the stars behind it. After a moment the kid does the same.

Shoulders slowly relax and the silence becomes comfortable.

#obi wan kenobi #commander cody #codywan #star wars #star wars fanart #frostbitebakery art #padawan obi wan #what are you going to do when Jedi robes are too big #you go to a storage closet and cry #poor cody #ahhh it’s been so long since I promised to draw this! #de aged!obi wan

[padawansuggest]

Y’all are too nice in the fics where Obi-Wan gets turned into a cat. Listen, that little shit is gonna be an orange tabby cat. Do you know what that means???

He’s gonna bite everyone. Half his ghost company is gonna have cat scratch fever by the time he’s human again.

He meant those bites both angrily and lovingly at the same time. No he’s not elaborating.

Ekekekekekeks at everything

He would like not just one bite of Cody’s food, but the whole plate, actually

He’s gonna fight that guy *immediately gets bodied*

He climbs onto Cody’s shoulder and starts grooming his bucket. Yes he truly thinks that’s doing something

Spanks > normal soft pets

Pet him as aggressively as you can plz

Purrs 24/7

Cody will hold him with a single hand under his chest and just gesture with him while he’s purring so hard and Cody is fully talking with his hands cat flying all over. It’s their favorite

He would like your sandwich and no he’s not asking he’ll just take that thank you YOINK

He makes biscuits on Cody’s tits 😌 It hurts

He literally cannot comprehend that when he sleeps on Cody’s face Cody cannot breathe. They compromise by Cody spooning him and that helps a LOT. It’s the coziest and safest Obi-Wan has ever been in his life

Uppies. Now.

Crying whenever Cody isn’t there. Full on kitty cries and looking for him whenever he can’t see his sunshine love. Waxer and Boil are trying so hard not to give in plz General, Cody is in a meeting.

Like get more creative babes. He’s not gonna be some smart boy, he’s orange he’s gonna be looking for the braincell till they turn him into a human again.

#star wars #obi wan kenobi #clone wars #commander cody #cat obi wan #codywan

[powderblueblood]

HELLFIRE & ICE masterlist

life in hawkins, indiana is bittersweet for an eighteen year old like you. up to this point you've enjoyed your reign as the resident rich bitch ice queen of hawkins high. you glide above the student body with an impenetrable grace— until the IRS comes knocking and your family loses everything that makes you you; the money, the super-trendy clothes, the people you called friends. you're forced to trade your plush suburban life for a double wide in forest hills trailer park— directly across the lot from resident hellfire king and noted freak, eddie munson. you've got plenty of reasons to hate him, but number one with a bullet? his daddy put your daddy in jail.

pairing: eddie munson x f!oc, mentions of unrequited steve harrington x f!oc and unrequited jonathan byers x f!oc, platonic!nancy wheeler x f!oc, platonic!ronnie ecker x f!oc

tags: NSFW / MINORS TURN BACK NOW! f!oc is written in the immersive second person; she does have a name and a background, but no physical description is mentioned in the text. enemies to star-crossed lovers on a slow burn setting, angst, misunderstanding, yearning, swearing, smoking, drinking, era-typical classism/sexism/homophobia/sexual harassment, smut including but not limited to voyeurism, masturbation, public sex, discussion of crime that i pull out of my ass kind of, really mean jokes, eventual fluff (i promise). extremely canon divergent with references to flight of icarus.

ready to light this place up?

❦ - SERIES

❦ - chapter one: THE POISE, LUCK and INTEGRITY OF A KENNEDY

❦ - chapter two: VIOLENT DELIGHTS at HARRINGTON'S HOUSE

❦ - chapter three: EDDIE MUNSON COMMITS TREASON (BREAKS UP a CAT FIGHT)

❦ - chapter four: HOT SKIN and a HALL PASS

❦ - chapter five: CHEERLEADERS MAKE BAD NEIGHBORS

❦ - chapter six: IN MY ORBIT

❦ - chapter seven: WELCOME to the REAL WORLD, JACKASS

❦ - chapter eight: SEWN UP

❦ - chapter nine: EDDIE the OBVIOUS and the LADY SPHINX

❦ - chapter ten: THE NEW FACE OF FAILURE

❦ - chapter eleven:

❦ - chapter twelve:

❦ - chapter thirteen:

❦ - epilogue

❦ - BLURBS N SHIT

in-universe requests are open for business

flashback - LACY'S DAD GETS ARRESTED

flashback - EDDIE MUNSON STAMPS NICOLE SUMMERS' V-CARD (NOT A BOARD WAXER, NOT IN MAUI)

what if - EDDIE FOUND LACY'S JOURNAL

what if - LACY FOUND EDDIE'S WEIRD SERIAL KILLER WRITING SCRAPS

lore - ALL ABOUT THE BOOKSTORE

blurb - EDDIE HEARS LACY HAVING A SEX DREAM AND...

blurb - EDDIE TELLS LACY HOW HIS PARENTS MET

blurb - LACY VISITS HER DAD IN PRISON

blurb - FOUR TIMES YOU WERE STRUCK INCAPABLE OF IMAGINING YOUR LIFE WITHOUT EDDIE MUNSON

blurb - YES, NURSE RATCHED

blurb - THE BANDANA

blurb - EDDIE FS CASS FINNIGAN IN THE A

blurb - THE LACY AND JONATHAN OF IT ALL

❦ - FUN STUFF

soundtrack - VOLUME ONE

#hellfire & ice #published by powder #eddie munson x reader #eddie munson x you #eddie munson x f!reader #eddie munson fic #eddie munson x oc #eddie munson smut #stranger things fic #e. munson by powder #masterlist

[yukipri]

Waxer | CT-7002

Clonetober 2022 #3

＊Numerical designation is the artist's own headcanon.

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#Clonetober #YukiPriClonetober2022 #Waxer #YukiPri art #Artists on Tumblr #Clone Trooper Waxer #ARC Trooper #212th Attack Battalion #TCW #the clone wars #Star Wars #clone troopers #Artist comment: yes this is the same Waxer that I posted a while back #or at least the same base but this time fully colored #gotta reuse what i can ;_;

[obes-kenobes-benos]

Obi-Wan: My team is professional and mature. We-

Wooley: Is lunch ready yet? We´re hungry.

Obi-Wan: Yes, it´s in the breakroom. I bought juice boxes for everyone too.

Boil and Waxer in the background: Kriff yeah! Tooka Nuggets!

Obi-Wan: Be careful they´re still hot!

#tooka nuggets instead of dino nuggets #incorrect quotes #incorrect star wars quotes #obi-wan kenobi #star wars #incorrect clone wars #clone wars #clone trooper #clone trooper boil #clone trooper waxer #clone trooper wooley #wooley #waxer #boil #212th and obi wan #212th battalion #212th attack battalion #ghost company

[arcsimper5]

Clone reactions to meeting Grogu:

Rex: *looks him over, visibly confused* I thought jedi couldn't have sex?

Fives: omg omg omg omg omg omg we need to keep him, he's the new 501st mascot, he can ride on my shoulders, I NEED HIM.

Echo: You're cute, which, given nature's cruelty, probably means you are dangerous. *backs away slowly*

Jesse: WHAT IN SITH HELLS IS THAT? KEEP IT AWAY FROM ME!

Kix: *eyes suspiciously*... There is no way you're older than me.

Tup: *repeats nonsense babbling back at him while sitting cross legged and doing arts and crafts*

Dogma: It's LOOKING AT ME. WHAT DO I DO?

Cody: *stares for several minutes*... Can you hold a blaster?

Waxer: *running away with him in his arms while being persued by numerous jedi* NO! CHILD IS MINE!

Boil: You're one weird looking critter... You play sabacc?

Wolffe: *holding him up to Master Plo* General, I humbly request that this be your new padawan. Yes, I know he can barely understand basic, and that he is fundamentally useless. That's why he'll fit in with us. No I'm not being harsh.

Fox: Aw, shit! HOUND! IT GOT OUT OF THE BOX AGAIN!

#tcw #star wars the clone wars #star wars #clone wars #the clone wars #arc trooper fives #tcw fives #the bad batch #captain rex #arc trooper echo #Wolffe #clone commander wolffe #drabble #star wars headcanon #Clones react #baby yoda #din grogu #grogu

[twinterrors29]

Obi-Wan: *rides into camp on Boga* Boil: 🥺 Waxer would have loved to get to see one of these Obi-Wan: yes, I'm sure he would have loved her! Cody, sensing where this is going: no. Boil: General, can we keep her in Waxer's honor? Obi-Wan: that can certainly be arranged! Cody: absolutely not. Boil: 🥺 Obi-Wan: 🥺 Cody: ... Boga, leaning down to look directly into Cody's eyes: 🥺 Cody: fucking fine.

#star wars #the clone wars #revenge of the sith #obi wan kenobi #boga #boil #commander cody #waxer