how do conservatives think talking to children works? if a four year old came up to me and said “i’m a cat!!” i would say “really? what makes you a cat?” and they’d say some shit like “i have claws >:)” and i’d be like “oh wow, you do have claws. but wait, i thought cats had pointed ears!” and they’d say “they DO!!!” and then i’d pull up a picture of an elf and ask “is THIS a cat?” and they’d yell “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”
u wouldn’t say “fucking hell, Emily, get it together. this is the real world”
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Prompt 162
“So,” Danny drawled from where he was sitting, legs kicking slightly. Really, what a fun reincarnation. A world with heroes and villains where he didn’t have to do shit in and could just vibe with Ellie.
“So,” Tim responded from where he was typing on his computer, mostly in civilian clothes save for his gauntlets and boots. The Red Robin outfit was haphazardly dropped across the couch and his pole leaning against the end.
“Technically there’s proper procedures for clones…” Danny motioned to both himself and Ellie from where they sat on the counter, snacking on a plateful of scones. From Alfred, he was certain.
“Technically, yes… but do we want to actually do that?”
All three of them smiled, something almost feral in the motion. Of course not. They all had the same memories after all, and Bruce had just returned from the past, from exactly where and when Tim had said he was. Despite no one believing him, hence why they were in his boathouse, and not in the apartment or manor.
“Think we can pull it off?” Ellie took a sip of tea, mischief swirling in her eyes.
“Of course we can.” Both Danny and Tim spoke at once, one pulling up a new doc and the other pulling the whiteboard out from under a curtain.
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aot girls reacting to you getting a text from a girl late at night🌝
AOT GIRLS REACT( YEAH WERE BACK BITCHES) TO YOU GETTING A TEXT FROM A GIRL LATE AT NIGHT 😱😱😱
an: THEYRE ALL DRAMA QUEENS
‗ ❍ mikasa
- she wonders why your phone is buzzing at 3am, and ofc she’s not the type to snoop around, but at this point it’s getting annoying and she just wants to go to sleep in peace. But that’s when she sees it, a text from an unknown number, saying something… only she’s suppose to say to you…
- mikasa would overthink it the whole night, barley being able to sleep just thinking about the possibility, no, the potential that you could be cheating on her.
- but this makes mikasa mad, not at you, but at this woman. Who does she think she is?! Texting you like that at this time?!
- she’s respond back angrily, but in a calm more sharply response.
- “text my girlfriend again and I’ll kill you”
- totally calm ☺️
- she’s ask you about it in the morning (or rather you would after seeing the angry text) and turns out it’s just a coworker that doesn’t get what no means.
- “I’ll still kill them if they text you again”
- “mikasa you CANT threaten people!”
- “that wasn’t a threat that was a promise”
- god I love her 😭
‗ ❍ annie
- Annie’s the same way. SHE GONNA PROTECT HER BAE.
- “y/n what the hell is this?!” She’d wake you up with a swift pound on your leg after you tried rolling over back to sleep.
- “OWW WHAT?!”
- “WHOS THIS BITCH TEXTING YOU HUH?!”
-“WHA- IDK ITS SOME SPAM ADVERTISEMENT”
- and then Annie realizes when she click the link you were telling the truth. “Oh-“
‗ ❍ pieck
- SO WORRIED SHED BE SO WORRIED. FULL PANIC MODE RED ALERT. I swear she’d be hyperventilating and shit 😭
- “y/n..” she’d say in a shaky voice, “can i talk to you..”
- “mhmmmm…” you say half asleep.
- “are you- cheating on me..?” You look up and her eyes would be all watery, causing you to go into instant panic mode.
- “OH MY GOD PIECK BABY WHY ARE YOU CRYING NO I WOULD NEVER”
‗ ❍ hange
- oh hange isn’t too worried about some cadet crushing on you. They just brush it off. BUT WHEN THEY START TEXTING YOU AT 3AM-
- they must have a death wish, or a wish to no longer be in the survey corps cause they ass FIRED
- nah in all seriousness hange would call them into a meeting the next day, telling them it’s about something different than BAM
- “so you’re trying to sleep with my wife?”
-“I UH-“
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