#yes i am on xiao brainrot

[cynicalmusings]

i have a challenge for you lot (definitely not because i’m craving brainrots right now, oh no).

send me either an angsty or fluffy brainrot for the usual characters (cyno, heizou, xiao, albedo; though you can try some hsr characters if you want a challenge— in which case dan heng, fu xuan and maybe serval), and i’ll give it a ranking out of ten for how much it either shattered my soul or made me flustered/ squeal and kick my legs like a five year old (but no nsfw stuff, please).

#i am definitely not brainrot-starved and that is definitely not the reason i am doing this #…yes okay fine i am pulling out the brainrot begging bowl #but i haven’t done it in a while okay /lh #cyno x reader #heizou x reader #xiao x reader #albedo x reader #dan heng x reader #fu xuan x reader #serval x reader #potentially? #i don’t have too strong feelings about hsr characters right now but that might make it more fun for people to try and get reactions from me #so it’s really up to you guys #you can include aus as well if you want (whether it’s one of mine e.g. the dark sorcerer one or one of your own) #r’s brainrot-begging posts #i’m so sorry for doing this yet again #i will write another sonnet if i must /hj

[hiraya-rawr]

Just a random brainrot again,

SAGAU where the reader just ends up being isekai'd as per usual but they end up falling right on top of their favourite character. Just a few hc for my favourite ☺️

Falling on top of Xiao while he's quietly eating Almond tofu, scaring him when you suddenly popped out of no where. Almost annoyed till he recognizes you as the creator and is flustered af because your in his lap, his arms around you. Just flustered Xiao malfunctioning while you poke around his face trying to figure out if he actually is real. You touching him basically makes him shut down while Zhongli who realized you've come to liyue sees Xiao passed out while your still on his lap.

Kazuha who was making a poem in the alcor's crows nest and all of the sudden he has you in his arms. He blinks a few times before smiling at you and greeting you with his calm voice while your just thinking "Is this real?", accidentally saying what your thinking. He just replies with "Yes, I am real your grace." He moves you onto his lap comfortably while chuckling to himself when he sees your flustered face.

Albedo and Sucrose who's making a potion suddenly hears a scream as you fall onto the vials, burning you a little. Sucrose freaking out while Albedo calmly gets the first aid kit. His eyes widen when he sees the golden blood coming from your wounds, this was when he uncharacteristically does his best to bandaged up your would while he tells Sucrose to get a healer from mondstadt seemingly panicked. His eyes full of both wonder and worry while he holds you close after seeing your shiver due to the cold climate of Dragonspine.

landing in windrise like a normal isekai au: 😒

landing on your favorite character in isekai au: 😳

OH ARCHONS THE XIAO ONE 😭😭😭 Zhongli is just, "the creator is on my son 😦 ah thats nice ☺️" and Albedo's sounds just like a sagau fic scenario. What a perfect way to prove the gold blood au!!

thank you for this drabble im in love 😭 i want to drop in front of diluc and tell him i literally fell for him— aaahdhehhs (ofc i can never say that to his face iddnehdjjsjddj)

#hira prompts #sagau #genshin isekai #albedo #albedo x reader #sucrose #zhongli #xiao #xiao x reader #kazuha #kazuha x reader #genshin albedo #genshin xiao #genshin kazuha #genshin sagau #genshin #genshin impact #genshin imagines #genshin hcs #isekai au #genshin isekai au #isekai

[st6rly]

REASONS WHY YOU 🫵🫵 YES YOU 🫵🫵 SHOULD INTERACT WITH ME 😍😍

happy 230+ followers! to celebrate the revival of this blog, i am here to present a little post as to why you should totally come and interact with me; on or off anon!!

01.

i love love love getting the chance to ramble about stuff like throw out a topic and i will turn it into a multi ask discussion 🤲🤲 i am forgetful sometimes but i will return to the convo within that week. hopefully

02.

i stay up til like. 1:30am almost consistently everyday so people in different timezones still have the chance to hmu 🫦🫦 want to see unhinged thoughts?? then tune in at night to see me go a little off my rocker

03.

i’m so down to brainrot about characters you have no idea. i don’t do requests anymore but throw an idea into my inbox and i may just churn smth out if i’m not too sleepy

04.

XDINARY HERO FANS WYA 🗣️🗣️ love those funky men please talk to me about their music 🙏🙏 going crazy bc they have a comeback on october 11th NFBDBDJBDH i also follow a couple other groups! check my card for a shortened list :DD

05.

on the topic of that, i love. music. my spotify is linked so judge my taste in songs all you like 😁😁 specifically rock, both old and also some of the newer rock songs as well (but only a very limited few-) MITSKI AND CONAN GRAY FAN HERE top 0.5% of listeners for the both of them in separate years !!

06.

still aren’t sure of my credentials?? well last but not least, i like to think i’m funny enough to get people to crack a smile :DD thank you to tired and ying for providing me with these <33 the only thing toxic about me is the relationship i have with duolingo 😁😁 i’m just here to have fun LMAOO

some final fun facts about me to end things off:

i watched physical 100 for the plot 😁😁 iykyk

i am a gordon ramsay kinnie 🥰🥰 / j

i’ve eaten hand sanitizer before (do not recommend)

i spend way too much time reorganizing my spotify playlists and blog themes instead of doing hw

im a psychology student ‼️‼️

i love poetry and poetry writing and creative writing and analyzing creative writing and poetry and- (just not shakespeare)

i’m a fast reader and can a 500+ page book in a day 😼😼 took me 6 hours to finished 1 and 1/2 books on a plane once. combining both books, it was about 720 pages in total?? hehe

i’ve been playing genshin since xiao’s first banner. my first 5 star was qiqi off of venti’s windblume banner. i now refuse to pull for archons and my account is archon less

i hit ar 60 last year november 😓😓

spent 131 pulls for scara bc i lost the 50/50 at 85 pity to mona c2 then had to go to hard pity to get scara

erm i play hsr, prosekai, cookie run (sometimes), and ofc genshin !!

ok that’s all i have

thank you for sticking to the end! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I MIGHT NOT BE CONSIDERED COOL BUT I DONT SCRATCH 🙏🙏

#! navi.txt #! sol.txt

[hanniejji]

Eyo, Terrible Dad Diluc Brainrot anon back with a few more fluffy-ish (?) brainrots to share, ehe. Let's say MC is still at the quite the young age that they don't really understand the dynamic of their relationship with their father, to set the stage. Diluc is out on a long business trip outside of Mondstadt, or something along those lines, when MC falls terribly sick- But no one really bothered sending him a report about that. (Or for a more angsty take, Adelinde, Elzer AND Kaeya send him alot of letters but he ignores them in favor of work, thinking that his precious baby is safe and the faster he gets this annoying business deal done, the faster he can go home to them).

Poor MC, writhing and whimpering in their bed in agony, softly calling out for Diluc to help them. Who refuses to sleep, thinking their father would come bursting in at any moment to stop the pain. Kaeya could only watch from the sidelines helpless, trying to convince them to sleep with that Diluc would be home soon. Only when he offered up one of Diluc's old coats for them to snuggle with will they finally rest. And let's say that kept happening for days on end, the fever won't die down at all, not even Barbara can help with. Then, Diluc finally comes home with a toy plushy in hand, hoping to give it them through Adelinde only to finally find out of the bad condition they are in. He rushes up to their room, dropping the toy by the threshold of their room, only to find them curled up around his coats (yes, i am using plural) while shivering, with sweat drenching their clothes, the wet towel long fallen off. Without a second thought, Diluc pulls them up and cradles them. The warmth of his tight yet gentle hold waking them up slightly, enough for them to call out to Diluc as if they don't believe that he is there, and Diluc reassures them that he will always be there for them. (What a joke, I know) For the first time, they felt the love he had for them.

The toy ends up being their favorite companion, but it is quite a pity that they were so young that don't remember how they ever got it or Diluc's love for them. That even if they do, they will assume that it is merely a feverish dream of a lonely child.

Holy cow, this is actually longer than i expected...

ANON YOU FIEND, FINE I DIDN'T NEED MY TEARS AWAY

YOU'RE GIVING ME SO MUCH GOOD WRITING MATERIAL BUBS, I'M SETTING SCARA AND XIAO ASIDE FOR THIS OH MY GOD T^T MY SCARA FIC THATS BEEN IN THE DRAFTS FOR MONTHS :']

#what am i going to call this series damn #want to call mc flame or phoenix #nonnie #asks #calling you this because your name is too long ksndksks #phoenix.ask #ehe.hive

[astranne]

If memory serves right you mentioned professional gamer!xiao?

I hope i deliver! (Ofc hope ur day is going well and ur not shriveling up in the heat like i am)

PG(professional gamer)! Xiao would absolutely have THOUSANDS of fan

Most would be simps, but a good portion would be impressed by his speedrun skills, how well he handle jumpscares and doesn't interrupt dialogue? Helloooo??? Hand in marriage rn.

I cannot see him with facecam though, he probably though his facial expressions arent as good as other streamers who are more lively than him. I can see him being a casual gamer sometimes playing co-op shooters? A few peaceful games for his more younger audience if he has one

Onto his fandom...

I can see his fans being um.. feral? If he ever posted a picture of his face i can see him blowing up on every social media in mere hours, edits and everything being done. Hell, a picture of his shadow would make them lose it. But he would absolutely keep his fandom on a strict leash especially if hes aware of their ages. Im rolling off of ganyu's story quest, that he would be strict with his chat and have many mods to control their outrageous behavior. His fandom would probably would be the most well behaved out there.

But if he gets hate? Prayin for them. I hope they're okay. Passive aggressive threats 😰

His gaming style?

I can see him playing occasionally with Hu Tao or Childe, maybe in a horror game he doesn't know about

"You go first."

"Im not going first."

"Oh my god go first-" and it keeps going on like that for awhile till Xiao goes first and gets jumpscared envitably.

I dont see him actually screaming or getting scared? More like a huff and "you guys are dramatic" thing but on the rare occasion he is scared its just a swift movement of the mouse and maybe he hit his mic thats all. A few curse words thats it.

The games he would play?

I can see him playing multiple games, mostly small indie game devs from itch.io maybe a few big games but he likes giving credits to smaller game devs on steam and other websites but on occasion he posts a poll just in case his viewers get bored of his style :/

Another thing, he would absolutely have a day dedicated to having no mic or anything just him playing a game like Unpacking or Minecraft, or calm game like stardew maybe some soft copyright free music.

Charity events?

Bro raises thousands 💀 especially if theres a goal involved? Met the same day.

Now im back in my minecraft phase purely because the new update but The Warden being out gives me so many ideas about PG!Xiao.

Him coming across it the first time and freezing up, because the warden has a heartbeat effect that fades your screen in and out its literally so terrifying even if you know its there.

The clicking noises is horrendous, Xiao literally audibly saying "Hell no." As soon as he hears it literally SNIFF HIM OUT (it sniffed me before and i almost cried) and trying to escape, but pisses it off more and it uses That horrendously loud sonic screech to kill him because oh my god you cant tower away from it to escape and he stared in shock while chat spams F's in chat.

oh boy. THANK YOU ONCE AGAIN FOR BLESSING ME DEAR FISCHL ANON <33 sorry this took so long, but i had to stare a bit at this ask and got lazy answering for a time but psht

more brainrot under the cut hehe

yes, i did indeed talk about professional gamer!xiao and it has been on my mind during my finals :D (and i'm doing well, my body finally doesn't die that much anymore when going outside but i'm still a bit sick ew)

PG!xiao would be on a fame level similar to dream. and i stand by this. this man is fan service in person, of course he has millions of followers.

and yes, most would be simps, but then they would look closer and be like, damn this man actually knows what he's doing. this man is definition of speedrun, minecraft speed run? genshin speedrun? acnh speedrun? any kind of speedrun and you bet he did it.

hand in marriage, always. goddamn, he would get so many messages, and it's not only his fans, but also other gamers and influencers. xiao tries to ignore them, but he always gets blushy and flustered over it.

he first started without a face cam, and then had one, but with bad lightening. now that he's a bit more confident, he still has one, but sometimes it gets too much and he just,,, puts a paper over his cam or smth

this man slays in every game he touches. he just has the talent for gaming, you bet he's totally into valorant (maybe that's his professional part), cod, even fortnite (but he slowly started hating this game because of the random kids in it), but also grinding games like hayday or others. he totally has animal crossing new horizon and his island is just... perfection. he's a rich island owner and will spoil the shit out of his fellow islanders.

feral fans for xiao. yes. they see him as their god, too beautiful and skilled for this world. this man doesn't only have a model face but is also a very skilled gamer (professional gamer in valorant, wins in minecraft contests all the time, etc.) and his style... OH AND HIS HAIR. you bet it's his friends who thought eyeliner would make his eyes pop (goddamn he's just beautiful and gorgeous and-) you bet xiao has like the whole color palete just as eyeliners. and he slays in every color

xiao has an army of mods. most of them are older than him, which is why he chose them, and they are very strict with the rules. because yes, you have to keep his fans at a very, very, VERY tight lash. he literally trains them- they can be feral in his twitch chat, his comments, but as soon they are in other fandoms/chats/whatever, they must behave. and they do. nobody wants to be responsible for a disappointed xiao. he is very strict with his chat, but let's them have their 5 minutes (chat always breaks in those 5 minutes lmao)

xiao getting hate. first of all. WHO?! WHO IS HATING ON HIM?? probably another streamer wanting some drama for more fame. yeah, big mistake. xiao's fanbase cancelling the shit out of them. playing FBI and finding dirt and the reason why this streamer doesn't stream anymore. and this all in 6 hours. not even a day, 6 hours. xiao didn't even realize what his fans were doing, until a friend wrote him how twitter is blowing up.

xiao fanbase is now feared by all. streamers, gamers, influencers. the boogiemen of the internet. and xiao is their god. lmaoo-

him playing with childe and hu tao!!! yes pls. hu tao will always vote for horror games and she will search the internet for the best ones. childe just cackling in the background- fans love it.

xiao would play everything he gets his hands on. naturally the games as professional gamer, but also relaxing games. and he will totally play snake.io

this man is definition of indie game enjoyer and every smaller game dev will pray for their moment- the moment when xiao plays their game and rates it (xiao doesn't know the power he holds. he really doesn't)

viewers will never get bored of xiao, but it's still a big fear of his. his fans will love watching him doing anything- just breathing would be fine too and they will lose their mind. and their hearts melt when xiao is like, uhm yeah today i'm doing something new, so you won't get bored- HHHHHHH

and yes. once xiao does smth, he is dedicated to it and will do it, and nothing can stop him. 24hrs streams? he will play 24hrs, nothing can stop him. no mic day? that means no mic day.

charity events. okay listen. everyone knows xiao is big on charity. and if you wanna look good (as a famous person) you better give the man a few thousands. and his fans? they don't want to get outplayed by attention seeking bitches (that's what they always say, and this is why they always spare more than a few bucks)

also- minecraft. xiao is a minecraft kid, and he will always come back to his roots. this is why i think PG!xiao would be part of this dream/tommyinnit/snapnap/etc. group. not very often, but as soon the peeps say he joins- everyone freaks tf out. all their views go the hell up once xiao joins them, and you bet they want him as often as possible with them (jokes on them, xiao is an anxious little bean, he would rather rot in his room all alone instead of talking to people. his excuse is training for next tournaments lmao- and it works everytime)

xiao would die. and he did. wanna bet he screeched? it's the newest tiktok trend.

"okay, we doing good..." a few seconds pass.

"click. click. click."

"oh fuuuu-", is barely heard, more seconds of xiao muttering and running tf away.

"SREEEEECH."

"SCREEEEEEEEE-", xiao's screech was louder.

yeah- xiao would be trendsetter for tiktok trends and it's all his fans fault. yk those videos which show the videos to the sounds and go viral? since people don't know where thos sounds came from? yes, those. thanks to those, everybody knows it's xiao's screech.

GOD DAMN- PG!XIAO JUST HITS DIFFERENT- okay but, another thing. i'm not really into tournament valorant, but i know a group is slaying rather often there (or i think so??) anyways, xiao is part of said group. what would his chosen character be? cuz i see him as multi player, he slays in everyone he chooses. just as always. xiao just slaying.

#✨ star dust #⭐️ 🪶.star #genshin impact #genshin xiao #xiao #modern au #genshin modern au #modern xiao #gamer xiao #streamer xiao #professional gamer au #JADBDHHCSND- #please #just #xiao brainrot #😭😔💕 #🌚 knowing moon

[idyllic-affections]

omg hello!! I love your content so so much, I want to give you a hug irl but l'lI settle for sending one into your inbox 🫂

just wanted to drop some ideas I had in here. feel free to use them, mix and match em, tweak them, or just keep them as food for thought, idk:

-have you ever written big sibling! reader? I don't remember seeing it. anyways sumeru gang are my little guys and I would kill for them. (I have a primal urge to take care of kaveh and alhaitham.)

it would be fun to see a hurt/comfort scenario where big sib!reader feels guilty that they can't take care of their younger sibling like they should due to chronic illness flaring up or something similar, but their sibling feels happy that they get to return the favor

-found family!reader with sibling/family trauma learning to trust again

-also, a question: do you write for autistic readers and/or characters (totally get it if you don’t)?

I’m talking about alhaitham specifically bc he is so coded.. imagine the relief of being in an academy chock full of neurotypical people, the stress of conforming to academic standards, and then seeing someone’s little signs and being like !!! !!!!!! you are like me !!!!!!!!

-or OR: an akademic reader with any sort of learning disability. alhaitham wouldn’t give a singular shit if someone was discriminatory torwards him. but the second it’s you??? pray for the poor soul. (the rest of the sumeru gang would also absolutely riot. ofc.)

(think of that one scene in spyxfamily where anya gets insulted by a teacher and lloyd just wants to swing at him so bad but obliterates the coffee table instead.)

-reader coming out as trans? makeover montage ensues. (I’m in love with makeover montages)

kaveh and Lisa come to mind first cause they’d have a FIELD DAY getting gender affirming clothes with you

-the collei & ex-fatui!reader has been on my mind bc. bc like. imagine being raised in arlechinno’s orphanage, groomed and primed to be a soldier since birth. and meeting someone, who has a similar story, but on the other side of the narrative???

you’re both victims of the fatui but one of you has been forced into the role of the villain and the other the victim ????? do you see my vision here ??????

the pain of your past being brought up, of everyone you love seeing you as a monster, believing yourself to be a monster when you’re as much of a victim as anyone else hurt by the fatui? thinking it’s your fault when it wasn’t? Augh .

Uh. SORRY THIS IS SO LONG. anyways ty again have a nice day!!

thank you awawa hugs are always welcome even if they are virtual 🫶💕💖💗💘

i always welcome these kinds of asks! i genuinely adore long asks filled with random thoughts <3

more under the cut.

(1) you know, i don't think i've done much for older sibling!reader, actually. the closest thing to it is my xiao x dendro yaksha!reader brainrot. i do a lot of younger sibling!reader content mostly because i myself am a younger sibling, but also because a lot of older siblings seem to want to know what it's like being the youngest. i definitely plan on writing more older sibling!reader content soon though.

(2) this is a concept i'm quite partial to. i like the idea of working through family trauma by recovering in a found family. to be simple and straightforward, i personally have had to work through immediate family-related trauma, and i often do it through my writing. it's a good, harmless way to work through my own feelings c: if you have any particular thoughts about this trope, feel free to send them to me!

(3) YES GOD YES i love writing for neurodivergent!character and/or neurodivergent!reader. alhaitham is always supposed to be viewed as autistic in my content. i've never touched on it yet, so i guess that's more autistic-coded? but nonetheless, he is not meant to be seen as neurotypical in ANY of my content at all. i have adhd-c myself, so i literally write from a neurodivergent lens, and i grew up surrounded by autistic people and other adhders. my favorite cousin is autistic. my second favorite is an adhder. my younger godbrother is definitely neurodivergent, but he isn't diagnosed yet. my mom's definitely got undiagnosed adhd. safe to say, i grew up surrounded by neurodivergency, so i'm happy to write it and am relatively comfortable doing so!

(4) THIS WAS ME GROWING UP FR i needed someone like alhaitham!!! i love this idea. i'm taking it and running with it. it is going into my drafts now. alhaitham would be very protective of a neurodivergent scholar reader imo (is this wishful thinking? who knows AKSJAJAGHF)

btw i know exactly what scene you're talking about even though i've never seen nor read spyxfamily aksjwkgjfh.... it has always intrigued me and i plan on reading the manga soon!

(5) REAL AND TRUE as a trans person myself, all of my content is actually directed at other trans folks. i don't care if cis people read it, of course; it's just that my target audience is trans people (specifically non-binary folk). kaveh and lisa would be SOOO thrilled to give you a lil makeover!!! i think they both have very good fashion senses so they'll definitely help you get good gender-affirming clothing <3

(6) so for a little more context (without spoiling too much hehe), the collei x ex-fatui agent reader details the story of how one of dottore's lab assistants effectively betrayed the fatui, forsook the tsaritsa, and basically said "fuck it" and helped all of dottore's test subjects escape. i would LOVE, however, to write a fic from this perspective--imagine being raised in the house of hearth by arlecchino, groomed to be the perfect, mindlessly obedient weapon of war that the fatui needs, while believing that betraying the fatui is the ultimate form of treason punishable by a fate worse than death... and then leaving the fatui regardless after meeting collei for the first time and trying to recover from all that trauma and desensitization. i think this version gives off collei x older sibling figure!reader vibes.... they could be a lil found family <3 btw anon i hope you know this idea is ALSO going into my drafts hehe

#aphelion replies 🌸 #i love long asks. please send them more often 🙏

[dourpeep]

since ur kuniposting, lemme share a thought that has been PLAGUING me for months and months. sorry its not roommate scara, but imagine being with the fatui, as another harbringer perhaps and ur NOT friends, specifically i have a scene in my head where y/n tells him "mark my words balladeer, i am going to ruin you" as like a threat, anyway YEARS later after theyve become friends and then started dating and leave the fatui together, and y/n by now has totally forgotten their silly little threat but kuni realizes they totally kept that promise just not the way it was intended, the big scary balladeer isnt so scary anymore. like comment and subscribe im SOOO normal abt kuni rn

- mean xiao

ksdhfoieh Kuniposting is right-

But YES YESSSS

Dw about it not being roommate Scara haha, I'll take anything rn ngl- but uh uh gimme a moment I just-

OTL I love this kinda stuff. I want not-quite-enemies to begruging friends (in a "not actually sure when that happened" way) to lovers and I want it n o w. But I'll settle for brainrot hehe

Even better if he ends up going towards that settling down kinda thing. Not quite a little house with a white picket fence, but damn near close considering how his life has gone until finally dating you. Really, former Fatui or not, you can't exactly retire when you're that high up. But you did anyway and now that's led you right where you are.

But that being said, the idea of soft or even like domestic Scara makes my heart so soft OTL he deserves softness after how tough he's made himself become following all that's happened nodnod

I like to think that he'd also be pretty cool about it too, apart from the sudden, quiet shock of realization. Something where you're sitting together, you half leaning on him so his arm can comfortably rest over your shoulders- just nice and cozy vibes yknow??

#anon asks #mean xiao anon #oooo I'm sleepy #genshin impact imagines #scaramouche

[glitteryapricotranchbiscuit]

💕About me 💕

intro: glitter, 27, pan, she/her

more: pisces sun, libra moon, leo rising, infj, student, brainrot with genshin, phonk, cute stuff

genshin ar: 58 main: beidou

💜 Likes

sports: ice skating, swimming, winter sports in general

languages: fluent in german, english and turkish, i do understand spanish too but can't really speak it

games: genshin impact, overwatch, valorant, sims 4, vampire survivours, apex legends, dead by daylight, warhammer, started recently to like more "chill" games than FPS games, sun haven, palia, stardew valley, LOL

more: sex, getting spoiled, skincare, singing, writing, listening to music, glitter, aesthetic fashion, landscapes, poems, kawaii stuff

💔 Dislikes

drama: literally not into it

fandoms: they are special on their own, i just don't want beef

more: bullying, too loud noises, ignorance, mean people, just try to be respectful and i am all yours <3

byi/dni: link (important)

💜 Faves

genshin: thoma, scaramouche (but also wanderer), ayato, itto, zhongli, tartaglia, venti, diluc, kaeya, rosaria, kazuha, albedo, beidou (she can break me anytime), heizou, tighnari, cyno, kaveh, kokomi, gorou, hu-tao, shenhe

disylite: Ahmed (my love), Alice, Lucas, Hyde, Tang Xuan, Li Ling, Gaius (OP af i love him so much for this), Narmer, Ollie, Yun Chuan, Triki, Abigail, Intisar, Ethan (my femboy), Embla, Yamato, Eira, Falken, Arcana, Sanders, Alexa (fun fact it is my pfp here KEK), Heng Yue, Luo Yan, Chloe, Jacob, Long Mian, Stewart, Xiao Yin, Parmi (my love), Fabrice, Ye Suhua

#about me glittery

[pinkseas]

(kicks the door down, fire surrounding me like a stage concert) I AM SAID AO3 USER COMMENT YOU WILL NEVER FIND MEEEEE I READ YOUR REPLY TO MINE AND BAWLED you get me you gget me so hard ao3 user anomaly98!!!!!!! (i did say in my comment i dug thru ur tumblr and here i am yet again)

not because i'm a prick not revealing myself thoughg i just have self esteem issues bc of liking qpr xiaolumi. yeah thas righrt i am shy of exposing that i dig this side of the r/s and i don't delve into the romantic one ever. prolly cus i'm an aromantic myself but like YOU KNOW- i just want to pop in to rlly emphasize the fics really do mean a lot to me in words you got it better described. that qpr in general has a different feel to intimacy and it fits them so nicely as people who are?? i guess, lonely but surrounded? (lumine to her friends who doesn't understand her enough, xiao to the adepti in that same matter, and the people of liyue who will never listen back to him), and here's another few disgustingly picky thing i got that your fics have that i tend to do in brainrotting it; most in lumine's pov and having her see through xiao's vulnerability firsthand. gosh that is so rare, you'd think bc he's always portrayed strong boi yaksha to protect the traveler all the time, but not in this perspective. and when yuou have her care for him both in the shower and bed just sends me straight face first into bed squealing crying blood of the consideration of ~~~~this whatever invisible distance~~~~ they have like its on lumine's condition to be aware of; she insists and ask first, and xiao is still allowed to say yes And no- and ~~~~this whatever closeness~~~~ xiao is reluctant to provide and its only to lumine's promptings in their friendship he accepts it, and felt warm enough to reach out if not in a ghostly touch.

very specifically, i love to see them not so in love with each other- i mean they can fall in love anytime (and in my interpretation they're a lot slower than yours in development but still a path to qpr eventually). i see their relationship as,... very fragile, but very grounding. its this small important part of their life they can shed their masks and be vulnerable like your recent fic to find each other's answers and resolve through it together because they're the Only two people of this world to understand (aside aether, aside all ppl xiao lost) that makes their dynamic so meaningful and i hope more ppl can see that side of them. ao3 user anomaly98 this is why YOU GET MEEEEEEEEE

deep breath.

if you do not wish to be found i will not search please know my inbox is always here i will welcome you with open arms <- pretend im saying this like Really Dramatically real somber real like. idk. like the way an ancient narrator begisn the story and reads the prophecy THAT kind of drama thats the vibe

its okay i would simply never assume u were a prick and i 100000% understand the insecurity that comes with enjoying certain aspects of ships and ESPECIALLY insecurity rooted in Being Aromantic and Enjoying Things In An Aromantic Sort Of Way like ive gotten way better its prob the only reason im able to write them how i want now but i ABSOLUTELY have been there i Understand

lonely but surrounded is SUCH a good way to put it. i genuinely do think lumine is close with a LOT of the others, i think she has a lot of trust and care for them, but its not the same. its not the same depth, not the same commitment, you're SO right comparing it to like. idk !!! idk. lumine once had aether who understood everything so easily and xiao had the other yakshas they both had a family, once, they both had people who understood, once, and now no matter who they love and trust in that matter they are alone. and that's something i love so much about the dynamic i envision for them, the fact that they're able to share such a unique loneliness, the fact that in not being understood by anyone around them they're able to understand each other. there's a level of distance and disconnect between them and those around them that doesn't exist with the other. its SO fucking important to me.

xiao is SO often depicted as being either a) very protective, strong, unbreakable etc or b) very vulnerable and fragile and i fairly often see fics of like. one of them protecting the other, almost? or less that but fics where the dynamic is Skewed, where one of them has the Role of protector and the other the Role of protected, where those roles are set in stone. and i think them being on the same wavelength, capable of protecting each other at any point, equally capable of either- that's so fucking important to me. it's not just that one of them is vulnerable, its that they're vulnerable with each other. it's not just that one of them will fight, it's that they'll fight for each other and fight together. it's equal. it's shared. so much between them is shared. their loneliness, their otherness, the unique way they feel about each other, their grief.

"i love to see them not so in love with each other" no bc this FUCKS. in my little brain i imagine it still takes time but i do definitely write it as being faster, and i think i imagine it as faster too? less rushing into it or any sense of need to be closer and more of just clicking so quickly, so easily, that what follows feels natural. "very fragile, but very grounding" is another REALLY good way of putting it your MIND oh my GOD!!!!!

idk just. for me so much of it is the small moments? sometimes when im walking out in the preserve the wind is cool and the air is fresh and the sun is warm and i think oh, this isn't so bad. this is lovely. and that's the kind of vibe i try to go for with them. contentedness over happiness, smaller gestures over grand ones. a quiet kind of love.

okay im losing my entire thought process idk that i had one to begin with admittedly but yknow. time to think about them for 120 billion years and never ever stop i wish iwasnt so tired id try writing more Literally Right Now. might try anyways and channel the sleepy into some sort of rly peaceful early morning/late night scene who knows

#parasocial bestie tag #<- that's you now until i come up w/ something better LMAO #xiaolumi #<- and THATS so i dont lose this

[seelestia]

i will feed you all the ayato brainrots and you can’t stop me, this is your fate when you signed the contract to be my adopted cousin /hj

hehehe that does sound like ayalia alright!! and mwahaha i know you love your nobleman!au >:D

THE CRACK ROUTE OF YOU HEABUTTING AYATO LMAO I ADORE THAT SO MUCH and tbh i can't blame you i mean if zhongli does that with that voice of his i would break his nose with my hard skull and get a concussion myself-

his fangirls would be so jealous because it’s so apparent that he favors you. he sees you walking down the hallways and he’ll drop everything to suavely slide onto your path, ask you about your day and offers to help you carry your books to your destination. oh, you’re with a friend? he’ll introduce himself politely (as if there’s anyone in the school who doesn’t know of him) and starts assessing the situation - a potential foe? an ally that can be trusted? a neutral party he could use to his advantage? hmmmm.

when he discovers that one of the professors is your cousin, he probably tries to get brownie points from said teacher just so she can tell you how helpful and reliable he is lmao

ayato… he’s a slytherin in my book. he may not have grand ambitions but i feel like he wouldn’t exactly be opposed to use…. slightly underhanded means / something that defies rules, to secure what he wants? lol i’ve always thought of him as a cunning man… i agree that he’s definitely not a gryffindor tho! and heizou as gryffindor sounds fitting now that you said it!!

zhongli is…. uhmmm. ravenclaw vibes just bc i can see him pursuing knowledge above all things, and the other houses just doesn't seem to fit him. there might be a slight slytherin there, maybe on his younger days? xiao is a total hufflepuff methinks!! kazuha… i’m torn between gryffindor and hufflepuff. and al haitham = ravenclaw, but then again i have yet to finish the archon quest so i’m probably wrong-

I MEAN WHAT WERE YOU EXPECTING ME TO SAY YOU SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER /J the darn beatdrop and the erhu and guzheng(?) are just. top tier 💯✨❤️ and yes orchestral music is just so. hngggg. i wish i can go to a live orchestra properly one day!!!

it is… i’m down bad…. he’s so. sljfklsjdflksd. i’m always weak for deep/calm sounding voices ;;;; dps zhongli is… okay (his meteor hits 31k last i checked but i have yet to assemble all the artifacts, i heard from my brother a full dps zhongli's meteor can hit like 80k??) xiao still does more dmg with his ult in total since he can plunge several times. i can never tire of zhongli’s eb cutscene & voicelines tho hehehe

soft men on his wedding day is just <3 all the stress in planning it out was worth it, ayato thinks as he sees you in your wedding dress... for that moment he's convinced he's the happiest man in the whole world <3 <3 i still can't decide if i want to see zhongli in a full decked suit or traditional chinese wedding outfit.....

LOL we’ll see. i mean i’m not in the mood for angst 24/7, who knows, you might get a fluffy request~

YES AND SEEING THEM BREAK DOWN BC THE LOVE OF THEIR LIFE (ME) SUFFERS? EXQUISITE. INCREDIBLE. DELECTABLE. 👌🏻💘 i swear i’m sane

the shenanigans of zhongli and his shield lmao oh i keep forgetting about the azhdaha photoshoot gotta go do that soon too!!

if i have to persevere sm ayato brainrots until death in order to stay as your cousin, then so be it. *clenches fists* no because see??? we'd break their noses or give them a concussion on accident 😭 sorry, loves, it's just a fight or flight instinct, nothing personal. <//3 (/j)

ayato just lives to see the reaction on your face; the twists and turns of your eyebrows as they frown, the way your lips would hesitate to ask him "why?", how you'd avert your gaze from him. if studying you were a subject, he would excel with such flying colors professor raiden would've raised an astonished eyebrow at him. FJKEKDJFK. i am no longer here. head empty, prefect!ayato only 🚶

rin jie, i warn you, do not let ayato see you around zhongli 🏃 because i can already feel the amused chuckles he'd hide behind his hand so politely while he makes an example from the lovesickness (simpness and we are proud /j) on your face. he'd tap his chin and say, "hmm... i wonder if one day, you'll look at me that way too?" but dw, i will never let him slander you. how dare he do that to my cousin??? know your place, pretty boy. 🤨 (/j)

true true~ the way ayato goes about things sometimes really gives off major slytherin energy. but thank goodness he uses those tactics of his to bring justice to light or just to mess light-heartedly with the people he loves 😭 i also love how in yae miko's voicelines, she actually called him an unpredictable rascal — okay, so ayato is one of the few students professor yae finds annoying, noted. (/j)

adding alhaitham to the trio??? i see, it's a quartet now 👀 yes, i 100% agree with you on zhongli as a ravenclaw !! i think geo vision and dendro vision holders are the same in the aspect of being extremely loyal and dedicated to their passion — but dendro allogenes lean more towards knowledge and some can be morally grey at times??? which is why i get slytherin vibes from alhaitham, personally! i like how the both of us are just here sorting these silly men into hogwarts houses like they're chibi figurines fjekskek

YEPP, xiao is definitely a hufflepuff. beneath that tough exterior of his, it feels like he just has an inexplicable inkling of innocence on the inside <//3 and for kazuha, i'm leaning towards hufflepuff for him??? he is a pacifist and more mellow than a gryffindor 🤔

uuuuu, good luck assembling artifacts for dps zhongli, rin jie !! i think i'm just gonna keep him as a shield support because i fought azhdaha with him on the team yesterday and i've never beaten that giant rock frog so fast before 😭 his current HP is 39k rn and idk if that's enough? how much HP would you and your brother recommend for a new zhongli haver??? asking for advice from fellow zhongli mains fjkekwkdk

ZHONGLI IN A TRADITIONAL CHINESE WEDDING OUTFIT. we already know the man looks good in suits, so to see him in a traditional chinese wedding outfit??? now, that is smth new 👀 allow me to be your wedding photographer 📸

praying that your fluffy mood switch stays on 24/7 during the period where my requests are open in the future. (/j) speaking of, what are your fav fanfic tropes??? for both fluff and angst 👀 i say this while i hold my fav angst tropes; unrequited love and right person, wrong time close to me. they may be basic, but when the love interest chooses smth over the protagonist like another person they love or a passion they can't give up on <//3 just the fact that the love you're willing to give your all for being inferior to smth else in the love interest's eyes pains me 🚶

RIGHT, THE PHOTOSHOOT. i actually tried taking a pic of azhdaha while fighting him with zhongli until the game told me i can't take pictures inside domains... no selfie with zhongli's friend then <//3 so, i had to make do with my recent victim, gimel aka geo hypostasis that i had to farm for after zhongli came home without warning — here, have some pictures taken before destruction! >:)

(ahh, true family bonding time <3 and the the way i had to keep my distance taking these because i'm scared it's gonna activate on me HRKLOFO)

#AND OML. I JUST NOTICED I ACTUALLY HAVEN'T FOLLOWED YOUR NEWEST WRITING BLOG YET??? I'M SO STUPID #no wonder i don't see you on my notifs HELSDOSODJ I AM ON MY WAY TO THE FOLLOW BUTTON >:) #i hope your day was good btw rin jie~ #ask box! 📬 #visitor: dearest rin! 💠

[cynicalmusings]

I have a small Xiao brainrot for you. Reader teaching Xiao how to crochet things and then he gifts them a clumsily crocheted blanket because he didn't know how to make anything else. At least it will keep you warm!

“i, uh, made you something.”

“oh? really?”

“…yes. here, take it.” (he shoves a woolly item into your hands. upon closer inspection, it seems (haha… seams) to be a blanket. some strings of yarn stick out of the surface, and there seems to be some attempt at a pattern. xiao is looking away, ears tinged with pink.) “i am aware it isn’t the best, but… i was hoping you would like it.”

this idea is really sweet :(

#xiao secretly loves crocheting with you #it’s an excuse to spend time together so who’s he to complain? #he can never get over that internal flutter whenever you reach over and help him do a section because oh gods your hands just brushed and— #when you first bring up the idea he brushes it off a bit but gives it a try anyway and now he’s addicted and practicing in his own time #he wants to impress you ok #sent: anon #r answers

[meowmeowxknifewife]

intro post to prove i'm human

emily. 30s. i never grew out of my tradgoth phase.

i like really villainous villains. i still refuse to move on from that early 2010s blip where every other fanfic was a found-family modern au that felt weirdly like an episode of parks & recreation. i hate fandom drama. i am here for the brainrot and the good times and that's it.

this is a sideblog. my main, which i follow from, is @sithdownani

interests:

c-dramas ( specifically those that feature a main character sporting The Devilish Red Eyeliner of Demonic DevilryTM )

that unsettling smirk thing tantai jin does when he can't decide if he's angry or impressed

ships:

tteotm: tantai jin x li susu; gongye jiwu x mo nv

mtd: qingqing x xue qianxun

lbfad: jie li x shang que; dongfang qingcang x xiao lanhua

under the cut is a stupid myspace-appropriate personality survey in case you, for some baffling reason, want to know more about me.

50 Questions, MySpace Style

(...yeah, i answered ten.)

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? coffee, black, iced.

10. What’s your favorite meal? brachetto.

12. Favorite hobby? writing stories about damp, sad-eyed men

13. Do you work with people who idolize you? i work with teenagers (so no)

21. Favorite place to be? asleep. and also the forest.

24. What is your most recurring dream? i dream about being under the table at an american-style diner a lot

25. Introvert or extrovert? DEEPLY INTROVERTED. yes, this is a threat.

36. Last thing that made you laugh? a gif of a horse contemplating the universe

47. What is your favorite sports team? yuzuru hanyu.

48. What song do you want played at your funeral? this

...ok enjoy my blog i guess

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[abyssruler]

HI, HI! I want to convey that I really do adore your writings! Heck, I am in love with it lmaoo Even though I don't really like the character romantically, you make me read your stories about them nonstop that I have to force myself to sleep so that I won't die from sleep deprivation, hehe~

Keep up the good work, dearest! I will always be here to support you! :D <3

Ps. I'm wondering if you also write for ayato cuz if so then I have some brainrot about him 😏👌

PS. Again I cracked at your xiao fic lMFAOO Thanks for gracing me with such genuine laughter as it's been a long time since well, I'd laugh XD academic pressures and thinking about primogems for c6 ayato is making me depressed frr ;-;;

omg this was so long ago i’m so sorry, but thank you so much for your kind words!! and yes i do write for ayato (more like, can write bc i haven’t written anything for him yet) i’m glad my xiao fic managed to make you laugh! i really try and make my little fics as silly as possible. hope you get enough for your c6 ayato! <3

#asks #timeofsilverstuff

[weilaverdui]

I posted 1,099 times in 2022

That's 1,099 more posts than 2021!

76 posts created (7%)

1,023 posts reblogged (93%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@masterofrecords

@vociferans

@derinthescarletpescatarian

@headspace-hotel

@aria-faye

I tagged 338 of my posts in 2022

#made with krita - 41 posts

#digital art - 34 posts

#twisted wonderland - 33 posts

#angstober - 28 posts

#angstober 2022 - 28 posts

#jamil viper - 25 posts

#weil in her natural habitat - 24 posts

#genshin impact - 21 posts

#jamil twst - 15 posts

#azul ashengrotto - 15 posts

Longest Tag: 95 characters

#actually looks like something i want to work on for art. ...xiao is proooobably going to suffer

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

So... we all joke about "who is going to tell Malleus it is NOT an otome game", right? I was listening to the "Make a Wish" song.... and thought: "What if Malleus overblots exactly because someone told him that?........ (Do not mind me, I am just shitposting)

43 notes - Posted November 27, 2022

#4

Very rough flat colours - not indicative of final product - just a start and marking everything. Striped fabric killed me.

45 notes - Posted November 14, 2022

#3

Masquerade

Ok, so… I think I am done with these two dancing! I had FUN with drawing this artwork, though it was also a HUGE challenge. I feel I got better at rendering in digital! The power of simping, I guess. And yeah, I promised to deliver Jamil (And Ashenviper) content and, while it took almost 3 weeks, I hope you all will enjoy these two.

To be fair, Twisted Wonderland somehow kicked my creativity a lot, and I feel much more motivated to do art. Especially Jamil art. Thank you, @masterofrecords, it's all your fault.

The masquerade event was just a perfect combination of beautiful Jamil and Azul, Venetian Masquerade aesthetic (love it, LOVE it) and the gothic architecture (that I am obsessed with since childhood and that I am trying to learn to 3d model). And it also kicked my memories of historical dancing, so now I went back to it!

Hope to make more art! If you love Jamil Viper and have any ideas for future artworks - feel free to drop an ask!

58 notes - Posted November 15, 2022

#2

Ok, I know my anatomy sucks and my forshortening sucks even more, but anyway, dropping some of Weil's Jamil agenda for this week.

If for some reason you wanna see some Jamil art from me (because we need more Jamil on this site) - you can slide an ask to my ask box. No guarantees, of course - my motivation sucks the same way as my anatomy, but I will try my best. Probably won't draw any kisses because this is too hard for my poor brain. (Also, I am based to Jamil/Azul ship)

And here you have poor Viper starting his overblot.

72 notes - Posted October 29, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Puppet Masters of Night Raven

Ok, so this is my super fast brainrot that I needed to get out of system to move on.

Got it when learnt what these two did in Masquerade event. We love controller casters in this house.

In other news:

Looks like Ruggie was the only one that did not get the baroque heels. Yes, the heels on all the other costumes are the one you wear for Baroque dancing.

Rollo, ffs, man, why the only guy you put in typical 18-century breeches and stockings (that accentuate calfs BEAUTIFULLY) is JAMIL. Don't get me wrong, dancing makes your calfs look suuuuuper nice, but Rollo, your brain works in... interesting ways.

(I admire Azul's self-control, he did not combust on spot when he saw that)

89 notes - Posted November 17, 2022

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[astranne]

I will happily give you more bodyguard!xiao brainrot!

Okay im making this up on the spot right now so stick with me

Imagine famous!reader ONLY ever having Xiao around i mean i think some famous people swap out bodyguards?? Idk im not rich. But only Xiao is allowed into their room personally and only xiao is allowed to accompany them to important places or any personal matters

EVEN BETTER THE FLEETING TOUCHED AND KISSES??? i am so soft for Xiao liking forehead kisses and just being completely soft like HAISJSIEJSISN

After a long day, your half tired and he carries you to your desired resting spot and he kisses your forehead and whispere goodnight?? Id fold so fast for that man. Anyways, Bodyguard!xiao practically threatening your obsessive fans that get to close or crowding your personal space? Him checking over you to make sure you have everything and your okay? HELLO IM GONNA DIE????

Bodyguard!Xiao rubbing your knuckles when your nervous about a gig or going on stage or a important meeting with your manager

Bodyguard!Xiao running his fingers through your hair while you lay on his chest and hes whispering reassurances to you and helping you relax

Soft bodyguard!Xiao only softening his gaze for you and smiling softly whenever you smile about something

Observant!Bodyguard Xiao watching you from the corner of his eye reading your body language like a hawk and whenever you show discomfort he comes over and makes an excuse for you to leave the situation

OKAY ONE ANGST FOR XIAO

Little Brother!Xiao isolating himself because he feels alienated from his classmates and he cant connect to them on a emotional level and he feels as though nobody truly ants to be his friend but because hes practically the straight A student hes always picked to do all the work on projects but hes use to it and doesnt say anything to his caregivers.

-🪶

you really said ‘lemme serve you a whole as meal’ huh? i’m not complaining, i’m thanking you while on my knees my dear fischl anon 😌

soft bodyguard!xiao... *muffled screaming* the forehead kisses?! the only bodyguard and just- AHHHH xiao carrying you in his strong arms, hugging you when you have a nightmare and waiting until you fall asleep again. he will protect you and always be by your side and if that means to scare your nightmares away?

i'm dying over my own silly little writing help me

soft and observant xiao just looking out for you, calming you with his presence when you're overwhelmed and whispering reasuring words. he will play with your hair, draw tiny little shapes on your blissful face and spoil you with kisses and hugs.

blushing rn, like,,, imagine. just imagine.

HHHHHH- THE ANGST- why do i feel called out. xiao will sit in the back, always taking notes since he can't talk to someone during lessons. he will listen to soft music, most times classical music, in the library and revise his notes, even do some future research for what else he has to do?

all his siblings are the golden apples of his caregivers, the oldest the most popular one, the middle one super sporty and he? he only has academics left, he doesn't want to fall behind and yet... yet he feels like he is being left behind.

so yes, he will do all the work, if that means the teacher will compliment him and his group for their awesome for, he will do all the work, if it means his caregivers praise him, even if it's only a short moment. what else does he have?

i'm so close crying,,, why am i writing angsty xiao, he- he doesn't deserve this!!!

anywhore- fischl anon, i love you and your brain. your brainrots are always and will always be welcome here <33 pls gimme more, i'm begging

#genshin impact #genshin #genshin xiao #xiao #soft xiao #bodyguard xiao #xiao brainrot #🌚 knowing moon #✨ star dust #⭐️ 🪶.star

[w4yf1nder]

RIGHT?? LIKE IMAGINE SITTING HIM DOWN IN FRONT OF THE TV AND WATCHING THE NEKOMA OVA'S SHDHSHS AND TEASING HIM ABOUT BEING A KENMA KINNIE SHDHSJSJAJSHSJAHS- whqchshs probably not but it'd be worth it since i need my daily dose of affection from tighnari and i'd be so proud of myself heheheh,,,do you think he'd scold me or kabedon me tho after sneaking up on him? ~Lycoris

PLS i'd never make fun of xiao being a kenma kinnie 🥺 gamer bfs are so hot 🥺🥰💞 xiao is so hot 🥺💞 THAT REMINDS ME i was reading a gamer!xiao fic again this morning. again because. ...i have read it an embarrassing amount of times already i am addicted to this fic. BUT HHH let me be delusional in peace omg 😔💔 gamer!xiao gamer!xiao gamer!xiao i will brainrot this for the rest of my day yes.

AND TIGHNARI would probably scold you. he's not too big on kabedoning people sksjsk although if you'd like, you can take your chance with him and annoy him some more...who knows ���

#wren talks; lycoris