#yes i dressed up as a mustard bottle for halloween…

[indiekidsau]

Halloween Special- This is Halloween

Here it is! I’ve been wanting to write a HUGE Halloween Special for Indie Kids since I started this project! Now that I’ve introduced enough characters and we’ve gotten far enough in the story to have such a special chapter!

Also in case anyone was gonna ask, yes this chapter will take place between Chapter 21 and what was originally Chapter 22 (now Chapter 23).

Big thanks to @gigilefache and @mun-auroralore for being my beta readers!

Hope you enjoy and hope you all had a wonderful Halloween!

It was a chilly Halloween night, and the kids at the Indie School were getting their costumes ready before heading on over to Cooking Cat’s house for a Halloween Party.

At Cuphead and Mugman’s house, Miss Chalice was getting her costume ready, and she decided to go as a masked mystery hero. Or maybe she was a villain….

Her costume consisted of a blue and purple cape with a butterfly stitched on the front of the cape, and she wore a purple butterfly masquerade mask.

“Aha! Now the Masked Butterfly is ready to party!” Miss Chalice beamed. 

Since she got her invite to Mu’s party, the young chalice was excited to go as she’d never been invited to any parties, so she wanted to make this a night to remember. What better way to celebrate than by getting all dressed up for a Halloween party?

Though looking at her costume again, she felt something was missing. Maybe more glitter, a change of shoes… with a snap of her fingers she figured out what it was.

Miss Chalice went into her ghost form and laughed seeing her spectral costume. “Okay, now I’m the Phantom Butterfly!” Miss Chalice beamed.

Soon a knock was heard at the door. 

“Chalice! Are you ready yet?” Cuphead asked.

“Our costumes are ready!” Mugman yelled.

“Coming!” Miss Chalice called out. She opened the door and frowned seeing Cuphead and Mugman’s costumes.

Cuphead was dressed as a bottle of ketchup, while Mugman was dressed up as a bottle of mustard.

“What in the world are those costumes?” Miss Chalice asked.

“What will it be, Chalice?” Cuphead asked, “Mustard or ketchup?”

The cup bros started laughing, as Miss Chalice glared at them for being silly. They kept laughing, until Mugman saw that their friend wasn’t chuckling. 

Mugman nudged his brother to make him stop laughing, but he continued until Mugman gave him another nudge. This time, harder.

“Ow! Mugs!” Cuphead shouted.

Mugman pointed to Miss Chalice glaring at them, which made Cuphead let out a nervous chuckle, calming down.

“S-Sorry Chalice,” Cuphead said.

Miss Chalice giggled. “That’s alright. I figured you would wear something spooky for Halloween?” she asked.

“Well we did, originally,” Cuphead replied, “but I figured it would be fun to dress up silly for Halloween, too.”

“Well, as long as you're happy,” Miss Chalice said. “I’ve updated my costume to make it a little more spookier.”

“Doesn’t everyone know you're a ghost?” Mugman asked.

Miss Chalice nodded. “Plus I got a few tricks up my sleeves!” she sang.

“Oh no,” Cuphead and Mugman said at the same time.

“Relax fellas,” Miss Chalice reassured them, “I’m not gonna go too far. Just a few pranks here and there. No one will get hurt.”

Miss Chalice floated towards the front door and opened it, letting her friends leave before her.

“Let’s hope no one gets hurt,” Mugman whispered to his brother.

Cuphead just shrugged it off as the three made their way to the costume party.

As the trio walked along, a rustle in the bushes made Mugman flinch and slowly turn towards the bushes.

However, instead of a jumpscare, it was just Hat and Bow walking out as normal. Mugman was relieved to see it was just his friends.

For Halloween, Hat decided to dress as a cat criminal. Her costume consisted of a pair of purple cat ears, a face mask with cat whiskers and a mouth on it, a purple and yellow jacket, purple pants, and purple and white sneakers. She also carried a baseball bat.

Bow decided to go as a witch for Halloween. Her costume consisted of a black dress with a purple belt and collar. She wore striped purple socks, black boots, and a purple and black witch’s hat. 

“Oh, it’s just you girls,” Mugman sighed in relief.

Bow giggled. “Hi, Cup Bros and Chalice!” She beamed.

The cups waved at their friends.

“Let me guess: ketchup, mustard, and a phantom?” Hat Kid asked.

“Correct!” the three replied.

Hat and Bow giggled. “Well, you three wanna walk with us?” Hat Kid asked.

The cup trio nodded and joined Hat and Bow at the Halloween Party. As they walked- or floated in Miss Chalice’s case, Cuphead noticed that they were not with their teacher, Mr. Prince.

“Hey, didn’t you two say you're going with your teacher?” Cuphead asked.

“We were, but Mr. Prince said he’s gonna be busy for Halloween,” Hat Kid explained.

“He said something about a project he was working on,” Bow Kid added.

“Aww, that’s a shame,” Miss Chalice replied.

Hat Kid shrugged. “It’s not a big deal. I understand, he’s a teacher and didn’t want to party with us, kids.”

Cuphead thought about it and nodded, “You're right about that,” he added.

Hat Kid gave a soft chuckle, but quickly froze and stopped everyone. She sensed something was wrong.

“What’s wrong, Hat?” Bow Kid asked.

“Trouble is brewing,” Hat Kid replied. She looked around the area and smirked as she saw a red tail sticking out of a tall tree. She walked over to the tree with her arms crossed. “Nice try, Michael, you can come out now. No reason trying to scare us.”

“DAMN IT!” Michael yelled, appearing from behind the tree.

For Michael’s costume, he wore a dark blue pirate costume with an eye patch and a pair of fox ears and a tail.

Soon, Evan and Elizabeth came out from behind the tree dressed in their costumes.

Evan wore a black vest over a golden long-sleeved dress shirt, black pants, black dress shoes, a dark blue top hat, and a pair of golden bear ears.

Elizabeth wore a red princess dress, with red dress shoes, and had her hair tied in pigtails with green ribbons.

“I told you she’d find us,” Elizabeth said, giving Hat Kid a small glare.

Hat Kid replied with a smug smile.

“Yeah, but how did you know I was there?” Micahel asked.

“For starters, Halloween is a holiday where you scare as many kids as you can, and second, I can just sense you're around,” Hat Kid explained.

Michael felt weirded out that Hat Kid was able to sense him and his tricks from a mile away. Then again, Hat wasn’t a normal human, so it made sense. Still, it freaked him out that she was able to do this.

“Well, since you guys are here, wanna join us?” Miss Chalice asked.

Michael shrugged. “Why not?”

The Afton Siblings joined the crew as they continued their way to Mu’s house. As they walked, Michael noticed that Miss Chalice was in her ghost form.

“Uh, why are you in ghost mode?” Michael asked.

Miss Chalice leaned in and whispered, “I plan on doing some innocent tricks at the Halloween party.”

Michael’s eyes widened, as his interest piqued. A smirk formed on his face, getting an idea. “Do you need a partner for this?” he asked.

“Sorry, I always go solo,” Miss Chalice replied.

Michael groaned and rolled his eyes.

Soon, the group made it to Mu’s house and saw the party going on inside. Hat smiled and ran straight to Mu’s door and knocked on it.

Wasn’t long until Aubrey- dressed as a werewolf, came to the door. 

“You came!” she beamed.

“Yep!” Cuphead replied.

“Well, come on in and enjoy the party!” Aubrey beamed as she stepped aside to let the group in. 

The group went inside to see everyone having fun and dancing to some Halloween music. During the party, Mu- dressed as an assassin- smiled and excused herself from Timmy- dressed as a robot- to meet with her friends.

“Hey guys!” Mu beamed as she ran up to the group, giving Hat Kid a hug.

Hat Kid chuckled as she hugged her friend back.

“Glad you all made it!” Mu exclaimed.

“Yeah! Thanks for inviting us!” Bow exclaimed.

Hat, Bow, and Elizabeth ran off with Mu and joined Timmy to talk and have fun.

“Well, I’m gonna have my share of fun! See ya!” Miss Chalice beamed as she went invisible, only her costume is still visable.

Cuphead and Mugman looked at one another. Both knowing this plot wasn’t gonna end well, they decided to follow and keep an eye on Miss Chalice.

The brothers followed Miss Chalice to where Sunny, Monika, Boris, and Bendy were bobbing for apples. Sunny was dressed as a mummy, Monika was dressed as a bat, Bendy was a ghost, and Boris was dressed as a vampire. 

It was Boris’s turn and he was ready to grab an apple from the barrel. However, the apple kept on moving away from Boris. 

“Come on.” Boris paused as he tried to grab the apple. “Tricky little apples, aren’t ya?”

Bendy gasped for air as he grabbed two apples in his mouth. The demon picked up his costume and put it back on as he ate the apple.

Boris tried again, but the apple kept on moving on its own.

Cuphead and Mugman knew this was Miss Chalice’s doing. However, Cuphead had to hold in his laugh seeing the toon wolf trying to grab the apple. Mugman elbowed him to stop laughing.

Boris then dived into the barrel and grabbed the apple, causing a huge splash and getting the three wet.

“Boris!” Monika shouted.

“Got it!” Boris beamed. His ears dropped seeing the trio, dripping wet as they glared at the wolf.

Miss Chalice floated away and made herself visible, snickering as she pranked her first set of suckers. “One trick down, many more to go!” She made herself invisible again as she looked for more victims to scare.

As she looked around, Miss Chalice found another set of victims to prank. That being, Kel, Basil, and Alice talking near the food table.

Kel was dressed as a zombie basketball player, Basil was dressed as the Mad Hatter and Alice was dressed as Alice from Alice in Wonderland.

Miss Chalice hid behind the table as she grabbed a pack of Pop Rocks and poured it into the punch bowl.

Basil took notice of the bubbling punch and tapped Kel on the shoulder. 

“What’s wrong, Basil?” Kel asked.

“Uh… the punch is bubbling,” Basil replied.

Kel and Alice looked at the punch to see it fizzing. Kel took a cup and used the ladle to pour in some of the fizzy punch and drank it. His eyes widened as a big goofy smile appeared on his face.

“I knew it! Mu spiked the punch again!” Basil yelled.

“And it’s delicious!” Kel yelled as he got himself another cup of the fizzy punch. “YAHOO! Try some!”

Basil and Alice looked at each other and took a cup of the punch. The two took a sip and realized the punch was a lot sweeter than usual, almost like candy.

Alice’s eyes widened like Kel’s, while Basil didn’t feel anything. 

“This is amazing!” she cried.

“I know!” Kel yelled. He then looked at Mincy, dressed as a wolf, and went to hand her a cup of the candy punch, “Mincy! You have to try this!”

Basil sighed as Sunny and Monika walked over to him. “Do you guys sense something weird about Mu’s party this year?” Basil asked.

“Other than us getting wet, Alice going on a sugar rush, and Kel being… well Kel times ten, then no,” Monika replied.

Basil nodded, taking note of this situation. “Looks like we got a prankster on our hands.” 

The second he said that, Bendy walked by, his eyes gaze on the punch bowl.

Basil, Sunny, and Monika looked at the demon, then looked at each other then back at the demon.

Bendy poured himself a cup of punch, but the stares from the trio made him uncomfortable. 

“Look, if you guys wanted some, you could’ve just asked,” Bendy stated.

“Uh… Bendy, you probably shouldn’t drink that,” Basil warned.

Bendy then turned to Kel and Alice- who were being party animals on the dance floor. He remembered seeing the two drinking the punch, and wondered if this was the cause of it.

Ignoring the warning, the demon drank the punch- and his eyes widened at the taste.

“And he drank it,” Basil sighed.

“YAHOO!” Bendy cheered and whistled, before dashing off.

“Looks like it's just us three finding out who is doing this,” Basil said.

Quickly, Miss Chalice left underneath the table and decided to hide for a bit. She made herself visible and danced along to cover her tracks.

“Ahem!”

Miss Chalice turned to see Cuphead and Mugman glaring at her, to which she replied with a sheepish smile.

“Come on Chalice, take it easy on the pranks,” Mugman said.

“Yeah, but by the way, can I have what you put in the punch?” Cuphead asked.

“Cup!” Mugman yelled, turning to his brother.

“What? Just asking.”

“Guys, guys, relax!” Miss Chalice reassured her friends. “I promise I won’t go that far!”

Cuphead and Mugman gave her an unimpressed look as they pointed to Alice, Bendy, and Kel going sugar-crazy over the drink she made. Most of the kids had to step back with how wild they were acting.

Miss Chalice gave a nervous chuckle. “Guess that drink gave them a kick, after all.”

Seeing that her friends weren’t easing up, she sighed in defeat. “Alright, alright, no more pranks. Let’s just have some fun.”

Cuphead and Mugman smiled. “Perfect!” Mugman beamed. “Come on, let’s hit the dance floor!”

The cup siblings went off to dance with Miss Chalice following behind. What they didn’t notice was that Chalice crossed her fingers, as she had one last prank before the Halloween party ended.

Inside her cape, she had a bag of powder that- when mixed with liquid- can turn into foam. Miss Chalice looked around to find something that held liquids, and stumbled upon a fountain. A smirk grew on her face as she sneaked away from her friends and made her way to the fountain.

Miss Chalice looked around, hoping no one saw her as she ripped open the packet. She was ready to pour the powder in- 

-until she felt a hand on her shoulder. 

She let out a shriek and dropped the entire packet into the water.

“Gotcha!” Monika exclaimed. 

Soon, Basil and Sunny appeared, disappointed at what Chalice had done.

Miss Chalice gave a nervous chuckle. “Hi guys, what up?” she asked.

“What’s up? Uh… your pranks,” Basil replied.

Miss Chalice groaned as she rolled her eyes. “Come on you three. It’s Halloween, I was just having some fun!” she explained.

Seconds later, the whole fountain started pouring foam out of itself. 

Everyone screamed as they tried to escape the foam to keep it from messing with their costumes. 

Luckily, Sunny was near the off switch, and turned it off.

Everyone started to calm down, but the foam still lingered on the floor. They turned to Miss Chalice, who let out a sigh.

“Guess I went a little too far with this prank. Sorry guys,” Miss Chalice apologized. She released herself from Monika’s grasp. “If you want me to leave, I’ll do that.” 

The chalice was ready to leave- but felt a hand on her shoulder. 

She looked up to see it was Mu.

“Don’t leave yet,” Mu said. “You didn’t hurt anyone, plus this party was missing a few scares.”

“Really? You loved my pranks?” Miss Chalice asked.

Mu nodded in reply.

“Well, not really,” Alice groaned as she rubbed her head. The sugar rush she just had went down, which left her with a headache. 

However, Kel and Bendy came from behind Alice and were fine. “Though it was harmless enough.”

Miss Chalice smiled.

“Plus it was fun!” Bendy beamed. He then leaned in and whispered to Miss Chalice, “Uh, think you can give me tips on your pranks?”

“After the party.” Miss Chalice replied, whispering and giving a wink.

“Deal.”

Soon, everyone continued to party and have fun, ignoring the foam on the ground. Sunny turned the fountain back on, and with how long the foam substance had been in the water, it dissolved, leaving little bubbles in the fountain.

“Well Cuphead, looks like Chalice’s pranks did some good for this party,” Mugman said.

“See bro, I told you not to worry,” Cuphead replied, putting his arm around his younger brother.

“You didn’t tell me not to worry, you were the one worried,” Mugman replied.

“Just don’t ruin the moment.”

Mugman sighed. “Alright.”

With that, it was a rockin 'Halloween Party!

#indie kids #indie kids au #omori #a hat in time #hat kid #bow kid #fnaf #miss chalice #cuphead #mugman #ahit mustache girl #aubrey omori #kel omori #sunny omori #basil omori #michael afton #evan afton #elizabeth afton #monika ddlc #ddlc #happy halloween

[cloudiyum]

1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? Closed of course

2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel? Yes I doo, I want to donate them to homeless shelters.

3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? Tucked in, I love being tucked

4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before? No but I've stolen many a cone

5: Do you like to use post-it notes? I do at work

6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them? I don't come across any coupons in my life right now

7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees? BEAR. ABSOLUTELY A BEAR. I would gladly be mauled to death

8: Do you have freckles? Not freckles but "beauty spots" as my mum calls them

9: Do you always smile for pictures? Nooo I tend to avoid that cuz my lips turn into 2 dimensional objects

10: What is your biggest pet peeve? Untidyness. Leaving the babywipe lid open. Dirty fridges.

11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk? No I don't!

12: Have you ever peed in the woods? Yeeees

13: What about pooped in the woods? No I once went camping for a week and didn't need to because my body knew It'd have to be in a hole.

14: Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing? Not really, maybe if I'm eating rly tasty food

15: Do you chew your pens and pencils? Nope

16: How many people have you slept with this week? Zero the fuck

17: What size is your bed? Queen.. slay

18: What is your Song of the week? LIKE A GIRL DOES PEACH PRC

19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink? Absofuckinglutely. I'd love my Henry to dye his hair pink if he would

20: Do you still watch cartoons? Not really but family guy yes

21: Whats your least favorite movie? OMG. DUNE!! FUCK DUNE. my god. worst/boring movie I've ever seen in my entire life.

22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some? Bury? In dirt.. what else can you bury treasure in?

23: If you’re a girl, bra size? If you’re a guy, pants size? 10D I think, last time I got sized was when I was 14

24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in? Mustard or Sweet and Sour sauce. Mostly nothing though

25: What is your favorite food? Salmon Sashimi <3 <3 <3

26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love? TWILIGHT <3 <3 <3

27: Last person you kissed/kissed you? My Henry on the 7th November 2023

28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout? I did scouts when I was like 8 or 9 and met this cute girl named Chloe and we were such good friends at camp. I think she gave me one of her lip glosses or something. I wish I could find her again

29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine? Only if my nips n bits were covered with an emoji or something

30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper? I don't remember but it definitely would've been to henry. Or today to pippa for work

31: Can you change the oil on a car? Nope but I can fill my tires with air :)

32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket? Only once I think

33: Ever ran out of gas? Never I would die

34: Favorite kind of sandwich? Banana & Honey or Cucumber & Salt <3 <3

35: Best thing to eat for breakfast? Bacon, egg & bbq sauce toasted sandwich or poached eggs on toast

36: What is your usual bedtime? I aim for 10:30 but sometimes its midnight

37: Are you lazy? No, I value my well deserved resting time

38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween? :( I wasn't allowed

39: What is your Chinese astrological sign? Ox I think

40: Are you horny? No I am not, that is very rare

41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions? Nope

42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs? the fuck are lincoln logs

43: Are you stubborn? Noo my mind can be changed very easily

44: Who is better…Leno or Letterman? Crystal meth santa claus <3

45: Ever watch soap operas? I like the big bang theory sue me

46: Are you afraid of heights? I would say not

47: Do you sing in the car? YEA I DO VERRRRY LOUDLY

48: Do you sing in the shower? On occasion

49: Do you dance in the car? I wiggle

50: Ever used a gun? Nooo

51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? When I was 9 years old

52: Do you think musicals are cheesy? Some of them.

53: Is Christmas stressful? Not really

54: Ever eat a pierogi? Yess with Henry & Greg in San Francisco <3

55: Favorite type of fruit pie? Cherry or blueberry

56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? A cleaner only cuz mum once said they get paid a lot HAHA

57: Do you believe in ghosts? Yea friendly ones only

58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? I have a specific scenario I see every time I get it. I'm swinging back on the blue classroom chair in my year 7 classroom. The big windows are to the left and I'm at the front left of my class. I think Mrs Ralph or the other one was teaching. Every time.

59: Take a vitamin daily? No but I would if the gummies weren't so expensive and had enough nutrition in them

60: Wear slippers? no

61: Wear a bath robe? nono makes me look like an idiot

62: What do you wear to bed? The only thing I want to wear to bed for the rest of my life is the avocado toast oodie sleeping shirt that henry got me. It's so fucking ridiculously comfortable you have no idea

63: First concert? Die Antwoord in 2015 but if that doesn't count then apparently mum took me to see Hi-5 when I was little, I don't remember it tho

64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? Walmart if I'm in America, but in Australia I like Kmart for everything and Target for clothes and socks

65: Nike or Adidas? I don't really give a fuck to be honest but Nike aesthetic is more pleasing to me

66: Cheetos Or Fritos? I've never had fritos but I enjoy flamin hot cheetos

67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? Neither, those textures are off putting to me. Too gritty

68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien? No is that French?

69: Ever take dance lessons? Yeees I did, at Denise Hollins Dance Company. I started when I was 3 or 4 and did Teddy Bears Picnic. I stopped and didn't start again til I was 8 turning 9. 2006 Jazz (I want Candy & Footloose) (Must've skipped 2007) 2008 - Tap (Here It Goes Again & Jump n Jive) Jazz (Moving thru Time & Get Up and Dance) Acrobats (Jump Shout Boogie) Finale (Move Shake Drop) 2009 - Jazz (Backstreets Back & Hocus Pocus) Intermediate Acrobats (Batman) Finale (Zombie) 2010 - (my last year forever) Advanced Acrobats - Gold :)

70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? I picture Henry as a professional DJ <3

71: Can you curl your tongue? YA

72: Ever won a spelling bee? We don't have those here

73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy? Nooop

74: Own any record albums? A thank u next single and peach prc

75: Own a record player? nope

76: Regularly burn incense? Occasionally

77: Ever been in love? yessss henry

78: Who would you like to see in concert? ARIANA GRANDE

79: What was the last concert you saw? Peach PRC <3

80: Hot tea or cold tea? Cold!

81: Tea or coffee? I like the taste of tea better but I like the effects of coffee

82: Sugar or snickerdoodles? Don't know what that is

83: Can you swim well? Very well, I won champion girl at my primary school once

84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? Of course.. I don't think anyone can't do this

85: Are you patient? I try to be yes

86: DJ or band, at a wedding? hmmmmmmm dj

87: Ever won a contest? Not a contest but a wax kit and some free goodies from norris for guessing the correct number hehe

88: Ever have plastic surgery? Nope only lip fillers 4 times. Dissolves way too quick for me tho

89: Which are better black or green olives? omg fuck I love both so much. my fave is marinated green olives

90: Can you knit or crochet? I do not

91: Best room for a fireplace? Living room I guess

92: Do you want to get married? I am :) already. married. hehe

93: If married, how long have you been married? um one month and four days

94: Who was your HS crush? Luke Ramljak <3

95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way? No that doesn't work

96: Do you have kids? I do not

97: Do you want kids? I think so. I'm very undecided still. Blairs so cute and I don't think my baby will be that cute hahaha

98: Whats your favorite color? Pppppink duh

99: Do you miss anyone right now? henry henry and henry even tho its only been 11 days

[mustardyellowy]

What is the story behind your yellow obsession ?

hiya! i realized how nice of a colour it was one day and just….based my personality on it heh

i really enjoy the mustard, dandelion, and goldenrod hues of yellow. it’s just a colour that makes me happy when i look at it and i thought it would be nice to just have a blog specific to that.

it’s just so bright and bold, yet soft and comforting :) what do you think?

#mustard yellow #yellow #ask #hues #yes i painted my walls yellow #yes i own a LOT of yellow shirts #yes i dressed up as a mustard bottle for halloween…

[chauhee]

A Halloween Confession - B. Jacob

[Requested by Anon] Can I request a college AU with Jacob where he's your (not so) secret admirer and he plays a song for you in front of everyone as a confession at Halloween party or something, since it's spooky season~ 😊

Summary - (College AU) Jacob confesses to you at a Halloween party...

Warnings - None

Genre - Fluff

Jacob. 

You had known him ever since your freshman year. God, you were so nervous that day. The first day your parents left you alone in a whole new city. You were terrified of being alone. Looking around the room where orientation began, you noticed many of the people there had already paired off with someone. It made you feel even more lonely, desperately looking around for another person who was in the same situation as you. And then there he was. He asked if the seat beside you was taken... and you two have been friends ever since.

Since you had the same major, you two chose the same classes to be able to see each other more. Each semester was the same. It was no secret to anyone that Jacob liked you. And it’s not like you weren’t completely whipped for him, too. You couldn’t help the little glances you stole of him whenever the two of you studied together. 

The only reason you had never done anything about it was because, well, you just didn’t know how. You were scared of ruining a good friendship, but you couldn’t stand being away from him. Even a moment away from him already caused you to miss him. It was cheesy, yes, but you couldn’t help the feelings you had for him. 

You were sitting in class, barely listening to your professor as he lectured to the class. You looked down at your laptop - the only thing typed into the word document was “notes.” You sighed, considering closing the document altogether. 

Looking over at Jacob, you saw him diligently taking notes. Looks like you were going to have to ask to borrow them for the quiz on Monday. He saw you looking over at him.

“I noticed you weren’t paying attention,” He laughed in a whisper. “You can use mine, I basically wrote down everything he said.”

“Thanks,” You said to him with a grateful smile. 

You couldn’t tell him that you weren’t taking notes because you were distracted by thoughts of him. You only frustrated yourself further. Fantasizing would never be as good as the real thing.

“Are you going to the Halloween party tonight?” He asked in between taking more notes.

“Yeah, are you dressing up?” At this point, you weren’t even trying to pay attention to the lecture. All of your attention was now on Jacob.

“I could. Wanna match?”

You laughed. “Depends on what you have in mind.”

“Hmm...” He thought for a moment. “Okay - You wear yellow, I wear red - mustard and ketchup.”

You had to use all your willpower not to laugh out loud in the quiet class. “Is that really what you want?”

“Do you have any better ideas? I mean the party’s tonight.”

“Well... a vampire’s easy, you just need dark clothes and fake blood.”

“Do you have fake blood?” He looked at you, now distracted from the lecture as well.

“I do.”

“Do I want to know why you have fake blood?”

“For times like these,” You leaned back in your chair, smiling at him. “Come to my dorm before the party, I can help you.”

“Okay,” He was almost giddy at the fact that you had agreed to match your costume with his. Not only that, you would be helping him get ready before. He already wished for the time to go by faster.

. . .

Your face was inches away from his as you applied the fake blood. He was seated on your desk chair as you leaned down in front of him. The feeling of your hand on his face made his heart skip a beat, and he nervously avoided your gaze, trying not to give away his feelings for you just yet. 

“Oh my gosh! You guys are so cute in your matching costumes!” Your roommate commented as she walked in the door to your shared room. She took out her phone while you two weren’t watching, taking a picture, knowing full well of both of your crushes on each other. She was dressed in her own costume, a witch.

When you finished, you stood back, trying to see if you had to touch up a bit before you guys left. 

“How does it look?” Jacob asked you. 

“Like real blood!” You smiled at him, closing the cap of the bottle, putting it away. “Ready to go?”

“Yeah, we’re already an hour late,” Your roommate commented, grabbing her things.

Once at the party, you guys stuck together for most of the time. Your roommate also stayed around the two of you, casually talking to friends who would come up to the three of you. Jacob was acting a bit nervous, which caught your attention. The party was being held at his friend’s apartment. It didn’t seem like the place he would be nervous. In fact, he probably knew more of the people at the party than you did. You didn’t know what was wrong, but you tried your best to talk to him, hoping to calm his nerves a bit. 

“Hey, is everything okay?” You asked him in private as your roommate spoke to someone else.

“Yeah, of course, why do you ask?”

“You seem a bit nervous...” You looked over his face, he was clearly lying to you. You didn’t understand why he wouldn’t just tell you what was wrong, but you decided to just move on.

Jacob’s friend came up to the two of you, clapping him in the back. “Hey, you ready, man?” He asked Jacob. He nodded and his friend walked off, saying that he was going to get things set up.

“Ready for what?” You asked Jacob.

“Um, I’m going to perform a song I wrote,” He said, his nerves seemed to get worse.

“That’s awesome, I’m sure you’ll do amazing,” You encouraged him.

“Everyone! Jacob is going to play a song!” His friend came back, all the stuff set up in the living room.

Jacob got applause from the group at the party. Most of the people were drunk, or still speaking to their friends quietly, so there was very little reason for Jacob to be too nervous. Most of the people at the party won’t even remember this in the morning. 

He leaned close to your ear, “I wrote it for you.” He walks off to the guitar that was set up at the front, a few feet away. You were in complete shock at his words. Your roommate walked closer to you, seeing that you were acting strangely. 

“You good?” She asked with a laugh, taking a sip from the cup in her hand

“Jacob... he-”

“He’s going to play, yeah!” She looked over at where he was standing, looking like he was ready to begin. He started playing the song. It had a sweet melody, slowing down the party a bit. Everyone seemed to be really enjoying it.

The people at the party were oblivious to the fact that the song was meant for you, except your roommate who noticed the way he was looking at you as he played. It felt like the people around you disappeared, the only person you saw was him.

Everyone clapped at the end of his performance. His friends were trying to tell him how impressed they were with the song, but he was trying desperately to walk over to where you were. 

You were talking to your roommate when someone tapped your shoulder. You turned, seeing Jacob, who was finally able to get away from his friends’ praises. 

“Jacob!” Your roommate said. “You were great out there!”

“Thanks,” He said, barely listening to her, clearly wanting to talk to you alone. The way he was looking at you got your friend to take the hint and she left the two of you alone to talk.

“So... what did you think?” He asked, nervously glancing at you and the people around you.

“It’s a beautiful song... you’re extremely talented,” You smiled at him. He was a bit nervous by your reaction. He nodded, looking down at the floor momentarily.

“I like you, too, Jacob.”

#jacob #jacob bae #the boyz jacob #jacob x reader #the boyz scenarios #the boyz reactions #the boyz imagines #the boyz x reader #the boyz #tbz #my writing #the boyz drabbles #the boyz headcanons

[eldritchsurveys]

803.

Do you like orange juice with or without pulp? >> Without, please. I always get blindsided by pulpy orange juice when I have mimosas at the Wayland house and eugh.

Do you want to be cremated or buried when you die? >> Buried, please, in a green plot (so, no coffin, no embalming, etc) and hopefully in a mushroom suit (but I’ll take a simple shroud if not).

What's something you often end up messing up or breaking? >> Often? Nothing.

Has the gender you're attracted to ever laid in your bed? >> No one has ever laid in my bed but me.

If you were getting a tattoo, what would it be of? >> Oh, I have a lot of ideas but none of them are solid because I don’t expect to be getting a tattoo any time soon.

Have you ever named a bug in your house and thought of it as a pet? >> No.

Can you eat ketchup, mustard, or mayo right out of the packet/bottle? >> I could, technically, but why on earth would I...

What's the theme of the calendar that's closest to you? >> ---

Have you ever accidently called a teacher mom or dad? >> Not to my knowledge. It doesn’t seem like something I would have done, anyway.

Do you know anyone with a lisp? >> Not a prominent one.

Out of all your school yearbook photos, which year was your best picture? >> ---

Have you ever fired a gun with one hand? >> I’ve never fired a gun, period.

Do you wear a belt every day? >> I never wear a belt.

Out of all the people you know, who has the coolest eyes and why? >> Can Calah, obviously.

Have you ever worn something as jewelry that wasn't meant to be jewelry? >> Yeah, I did that a lot when I was younger -- with anything from Tripp-pant straps to safety pins to just random loops of chain.

How tall is/are your sibling/s, if you have any? >> ---

What color is the majority of your underwear? >> Blue, regrettably. (I prefer black, but it’s impossible to get these in black now.)

Would you want to learn Russian? >> Sure, I mean... I wouldn’t turn down an opportunity, but it’s not a priority.

Have you ever participated in a shaving cream fight? >> No.

What's the greatest thing you've ever heard a little kid say? >> I don’t know.

What was you most recent ex's middle name? >> I don’t even remember if he has one.

How long do you wait to let conditioner settle in your hair? >> I don’t use conditioner.

What's the stupidest music video you've ever seen? >> I don’t know, man, I don’t remember shit like that.

Can you play Texas Hold'em? >> No.

Have you ever gotten kicked out of a restaurant? >> No.

Do you know who/what Slenderman is? >> Yeah.

Do you workout regularly? >> I go for walks in the morning and I make an effort to move around and do random exercises during the day to try and make up for the fact that my life is mostly sitting.

Have you ever flashed anyone? >> Yes.

Do you use bar soap or shower gel in the shower? >> Bar soap.

Who do you sit near in 4th period (if your still in school)? >> ---

Have you ever been bitten by a dog? >> Nope.

Do you get along with guys or girls more? >> ---

Have you ever left a note in someone's mailbox? >> Nope.

Do you put anything weird on your scrambled eggs? (like syrup) >> I don’t think I’ve ever put anything someone else has called weird on my eggs. I think whatever I put in or on them is perfectly reasonable.

What's your favorite pokemon? (You know you have one) >> I only have one now because I get a lot of Pokemon exposure through living with Sparrow. My favourite is Gengar.

What two thing combined smell terrible to you? >> Anything gross (like poop or body stank) with a veneer of flowery perfume over it. That’s much worse than either one of those smells alone.

Have you ever been a victim of a prank? Tell me about it >> Nope.

Have you ever bit the inside of your cheek so hard that it bled? >> Yeah, many times.

Did you dress up for Halloween last year? If so, what were you? >> Not in a costume, I just dressed up goth-style.

What instrument can you seriously not play to save your life? >> None of them???

Were you sitting, standing, or laying down for your first kiss? >> ---

What's the coldest weather you've ever been in? >> Well, back when I was new to NYC I got stuck outside on an 11*F night while dressed in what I would graciously call, hmm, an early-fall outfit, maybe? So while I’ve technically been in colder temperatures than that, it was the combination of the temperature and my woefully inadequate clothing that made it the coldest.

Have you ever been to Carnival, Mardi Gras, Fantasy Fest, anything similar? >> Nope.

Name a good band that you've recently discovered >> Ghost Data.

Is your second toe longer than your first? >> Nope.

Have you ever been in a store or bank while it was being robbed? >> Nope.

What's the background of your computer of? >> Right now (it’s on shuffle) it’s an official wallpaper from the video game Tyranny. Hmm... I should replay that one day. I miss Lantry. And Bleden Mark, and Tunon...!

Do you concentrate better on tests with your hair pulled back? >> ---

Do you have any bruises on your legs right now? >> Yeah, on my upper thigh.

Is your sneeze really loud or is it one of those quiet, held in ones? >> It’s medium-loud, I guess? Like it ain’t tiny and cute, but it’s no dad sneeze either.

Have you ever jumped off a roof and landed in a pool? >> No.

Would you wear sandals in public without your toes being painted? >> Yes...........

What's one song that reminds you of that little someone when you hear it? >> Whomst?

Can you tolerate the sound of knuckles cracking? >> I can tolerate it.

#surveys #survey #random survey

[lovemesomesurveys]

Do you like orange juice with or without pulp? Ew, how about no orange juice at all. 

Do you want to be cremated or buried when you die? Cremated.

What’s something you often end up messing up or breaking? I’m great at messing a lot of things up. Like my life, for example.

Has the gender you’re attracted to ever laid in your bed? No.

If you were getting a tattoo, what would it be of? I’ve wanted to get ‘free bird’ for several years. I’m just too big of a baby to get it done.

Have you ever named a bug in your house and thought of it as a pet? Uh, NO. I’m terrified of bugs, we were never and will never be friends.

Can you eat ketchup, mustard, or mayo right out of the packet/bottle? I like all 3, but ew no something about just eating them by themselves doesn’t sound appetizing at all. I was actually turned off to ketchup for a very long time because of some show I saw as a kid where a guy chugged a whole bottle of ketchup for some reason? I don’t know why, but I was super grossed out by it.

What’s the theme of the calendar that’s closest to you? Alexander Skarsgard. ;)

Have you ever accidently called a teacher mom or dad? OMG, yes. I still remember it and it was in the 2nd grade. I was so embarrassed. 

Do you know anyone with a lisp? No.

Out of all your school yearbook photos, which year was your best picture? None of them.

Have you ever fired a gun with one hand? No.

Do you wear a belt every day? I never wear a belt.

Out of all the people you know, who has the coolest eyes and why? My doggo.

Have you ever worn something as jewelry that wasn’t meant to be jewelry? Probably.

How tall is/are your sibling/s, if you have any? My younger brother is almost 6′0 and my older brother is about 5′9.

What color is the majority of your underwear? Various colors.

Would you want to learn Russian? I mean, I wouldn’t be opposed if someone wanted to teach me some words/phrases, but it’s not one I’ve thought about studying myself.

Have you ever participated in a shaving cream fight? No.

What’s the greatest thing you’ve ever heard a little kid say? Of course I can’t think of a specific example right now, but kids really do say the darndest things.

What was you most recent ex’s middle name? Nathan.

How long do you wait to let conditioner settle in your hair? I don’t use conditioner. 

What’s the stupidest music video you’ve ever seen? Who knows. I haven’t watched a music video in a long time, but I remember there being a lot that just didn’t make sense at all.

Can you play Texas Hold'em? I’ve never played.

Have you ever gotten kicked out of a restaurant? No.

Do you know who/what Slenderman is? Yes. It creeps me out.

Do you workout regularly? I don’t workout at all.

Have you ever flashed anyone? No.

Do you use bar soap or shower gel in the shower? Bar soap.

Who do you sit near in 4th period (if your still in school)?

Have you ever been bitten by a dog? No.

Do you get along with guys or girls more? Who I get along with depends on the person themselves and their personality. If we vibe, we vibe.

Have you ever left a note in someone’s mailbox? No.

Do you put anything weird on your scrambled eggs? (like syrup) I eat mine with ranch.

What’s your favorite pokemon? (You know you have one) When I was a kid and went through a Pokemon phase my favorite was Jigglypuff. I liked the little sleepy song it sang.

What two thing combined smell terrible to you? >> Anything gross (like poop or body stank) with a veneer of flowery perfume over it. That’s much worse than either one of those smells alone. <<< I mean, shit by itself is very potent and disgusting lol but yeah I know what you mean. Shit and flowers definitely isn’t any better.

Have you ever been a victim of a prank? Tell me about it Nah.

Have you ever bit the inside of your cheek so hard that it bled? Ugh, yes. I hate when that happens cause then it’s likely to happen a few times after that as well cause it’s swollen.

Did you dress up for Halloween last year? If so, what were you? Nope. I stopped doing that a few years ago.

What instrument can you seriously not play to save your life? I can’t play any instruments anymore. I used to play some piano, but it’s over 10 years now. I’d be suuuuuper rusty.

Were you sitting, standing, or laying down for your first kiss? Well, I’m always sitting except for when I’m lying down, ha. Anyway, I was sitting.

What’s the coldest weather you’ve ever been in? I don’t recall how cold it got, but it was in the middle of a snow storm while in Idaho. I’m a California gal, so that was definitely something I wasn’t used to.

Have you ever been to Carnival, Mardi Gras, Fantasy Fest, anything similar? Nope.

Name a good band that you’ve recently discovered Hmm.

Is your second toe longer than your first? No.

Have you ever been in a store or bank while it was being robbed? Nooo.

What’s the background of your computer of? Alexander Skarsgard.

Do you concentrate better on tests with your hair pulled back? That made no difference for me. I was always a nervous wreck before exams.

Do you have any bruises on your legs right now? No.

Is your sneeze really loud or is it one of those quiet, held in ones? They’re quiet. My dad has these loud ones that make me jump every single time. He always has sneezing fits, so it’s a bunch of loud ones back to back.

Have you ever jumped off a roof and landed in a pool? Noooo.

Would you wear sandals in public without your toes being painted? I never wear sandals or any open toed shoe. 

What’s one song that reminds you of that little someone when you hear it? What.

Can you tolerate the sound of knuckles cracking? *Cringe* The neck is a lot worse for me, though. That one freaks me out because it makes me think of a neck snapping :O

#personal #text #survey #surveys

[bythewoodsitgrows]

would u do the whole "unique" questions ask game 👀👀 if not just 1-6 :)

i Love answering questions, so ofc i will answer all of them ghfjshdjkgd. i think you mean these? i couldn’t find asks that said “unique” on them that i’ve reblogged recently so... idk! but thank you

(hopefully these are the right ones, if not pls yell at me which ones to answer and i’ll take myself out behind the shed)

1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? / closed oh my god, if there’s a murderer i don’t wanna know

2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel? / nah, they usually aren’t good for my hair and i’m very particular

3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? / tucked up under my feet!

4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before? / no but i’ve absolutely thought about it

5: Do you like to use post-it notes? / yessss

6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them? / i def use them if i cut them out

7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees? / i would rather be attack by a bear bc it’s one thing versus like 500 things

8: Do you have freckles? / yes! i love them

9: Do you always smile for pictures? / yah pretty much! that or a funny face

10: What is your biggest pet peeve? / people who i dont know just... touching me. or people who don’t follow store rules

11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk? / noppeeee 

12: Have you ever peed in the woods? / god no

13: What about pooped in the woods? / no 

14: Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing? / i am Always Wiggling

15: Do you chew your pens and pencils? / nah, i chew my mouth

16: How many people have you slept with this week? / none

17: What size is your bed? / right now its a queen

18: What is your Song of the week? / how do you sleep by sam smith, i love them so so so much

19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink? / yes its just a color

20: Do you still watch cartoons? / i dont watch much of anything tbh

21: Whats your least favorite movie? / chucky. any chucky movie.

22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some? / the bottom of the sea

23: If you’re a girl, bra size? If you’re a guy, pants size? / i’m neither. my hat size is large

24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in? / ketchup or sweet n sour sauce!

25: What is your favorite food? / mustard and pickles, gag

26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love? / i have seen resident evil: apocalypse and ocean’s 8 about a million times each. also ponyo and spirited away

27: Last person you kissed/kissed you? / the last person to kiss me on the lips shall not be named

28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout? / nopeee

29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine? / uhh, nah, i don’t think i would

30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper? / it’s been a while. i want to do that again

31: Can you change the oil on a car? / i don’t even know where to begin

32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket? / no, i got a parking ticket once though

33: Ever ran out of gas? / not that i can remember

34: Favorite kind of sandwich? / philly cheesesteak beechhh

35: Best thing to eat for breakfast? / biscuits and gravy, with bacon and orange juice

36: What is your usual bedtime? / around 1 am, best case scenario

37: Are you lazy? / no i have executive dysfunction issues

38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween? / i just loved any reason to wear my cape lol

39: What is your Chinese astrological sign? / i am an earth rabbit!

40: Are you horny? / dhjalhgfjg wild question. sometimes?

41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions? / nope. i used to be subscribed to gameinformer tho

42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs? / legos! but the big ones, not the little ones

43: Are you stubborn? / yes.

44: Who is better…Leno or Letterman? / gag me

45: Ever watch soap operas? / yesyesyes i used to LOVE watching k-dramas

46: Are you afraid of heights? / not especially

47: Do you sing in the car? / yes 

48: Do you sing in the shower? / yes yes

49: Do you dance in the car? / yes yes yes

50: Ever used a gun? / nope, and i don’t want to 

51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? / when i was graduating high school

52: Do you think musicals are cheesy? / i want to BE in a musical, i love them. yes they are cheesy

53: Is Christmas stressful? / yeahhh

54: Ever eat a pierogi? / a wot

55: Favorite type of fruit pie? / apple or cherry

56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? / i wanted to be a pediatrician for the longest time

57: Do you believe in ghosts? / yes.

58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? / constantly, all the time

59: Take a vitamin daily? / yep!

60: Wear slippers? / oh yeah

61: Wear a bath robe? / nope, they’re not comfy

62: What do you wear to bed? / either a hoodie and shorts, or just shorts

63: First concert? / green day, revolution radio tour in 2016 or 2017!

64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? / target! i love kmarts though

65: Nike or Adidas? / adidassss

66: Cheetos Or Fritos? / cheetos!

67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? / peanuts but only boiled, otherwise sunflowers

68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien? / i don’t know her

69: Ever take dance lessons? / in elementary school!

70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? / not really? probably something similar to whatever i end up doing i guess?

71: Can you curl your tongue? / yes ;)

72: Ever won a spelling bee? / nope, always close but no cigar

73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy? / yah all the time

74: Own any record albums? / nope

75: Own a record player? / nope

76: Regularly burn incense? / yes! i love it

77: Ever been in love? / yes. it’s a really lovely feeling.

78: Who would you like to see in concert? / lana del rey or allie x currently

79: What was the last concert you saw? / some tribute band to some other band, i can’t remember right now. but the guitarist threw his guitar pick in my shirt, so that was fun

80: Hot tea or cold tea? / both!

81: Tea or coffee? / both!

82: Sugar or snickerdoodles? / sugar!

83: Can you swim well? / not that well, but i probably won’t drown

84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? / yep! for a while, about 2-3 minutes

85: Are you patient? / depends

86: DJ or band, at a wedding? / a band sounds so nice

87: Ever won a contest? / yeah! a writing one, forever ago

88: Ever have plastic surgery? / oof no

89: Which are better black or green olives? / olives are a sin

90: Can you knit or crochet? / i can do both! but i prefer crochet

91: Best room for a fireplace? / the livingroom? would it be anywhere else?

92: Do you want to get married? / yes, someday.

93: If married, how long have you been married? / i’m not

94: Who was your HS crush? / i was too busy breaking and getting my heart broken to have crushes that mattered

95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way? / no, ofc not

96: Do you have kids? / nope!

97: Do you want kids? / idk! i don’t think i want to have them myself, if i ever do

98: Whats your favorite color? / green and purple

99: Do you miss anyone right now? / god, i miss so many people. i just moved, so i miss basically everyone in my life.

#anonsanonsanons #asks #question meme #thank you lovely

[theactualpilot]

Do the evens on both posts, 😘

2:Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel? Yes, who doesn’t?

4:Have you ever stolen a street sign before? No but I stole a cone before

6:Do you cut out coupons but then never use them? I do neither

8:Do you have freckles? I don’t think so. maybe one or two but not a lot

10:What is your biggest pet peeve? When people don’t let me finish talking I’d say

12:Have you ever peed in the woods? Yeah a ton, I love camping (also when i get drunk)

14:Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing? Not normally

16:How many people have you slept with this week? Zero

18:What is your Song of the week? not really of the week, but I’ve been listening to a lot of songs by Old Dominion recently

20:Do you still watch cartoons? Yeah sometimes

22:Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some? Under my house I think

24:What do you dip a chicken nugget in? BBQ or Honey Mustard

26:What movies could you watch over and over and still love? Saving Private Ryan, or Curious Case of Benjamin Button

28:Were you ever a boy/girl scout? Boyscout

30:When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper? A LOOONG time ago (anybody wanna be pen pals?)

32:Ever gotten a speeding ticket? Nope! All warnings lmao

34:Favorite kind of sandwich? Turkey melt

36:What is your usual bedtime? Anywhere from 1 - 3

38:When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween? One year I went as anakin Skywalker

40:How many languages can you speak? Fluenty? One. learning? Italian and Russian

42:Which are better legos or lincoln logs? Legos gtfoh

44:Who is better…Leno or Letterman? I don’t watch either so idk

46:Are you afraid of heights? God yes lmao

48:Do you sing in the shower? Not normally. Maybe if I’m home alone

50:Ever used a gun? Mutliple times yes

52:Do you think musicals are cheesy? It depends on the musical. I love Hamilton

  54:Ever eat a pierogi? Yes theyre god damn amazing

56:Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? Astronaut, Pilot, at one point I wanted to be a car wash owner

58:Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? Yes

60:Wear slippers? Nope

62:What do you wear to bed? Boxers

64:Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? Target, fuck walmart

66:Cheetos Or Fritos? Fritos

68:Ever hear of the group Tres Bien? Nope

70:Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? Not Really, maybe something to do with aviation

72:Ever won a spelling bee? Nope

74:Own any record albums? nope

76:Regularly burn incense? Nope

78:Who would you like to see in concert? Old Dominion for sure

80:Hot tea or cold tea? Cold, and Sweet

82:Sugar or snickerdoodles? Por Que no los dos?

84:Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? Yes

86:DJ or band, at a wedding? DJ

88:Ever have plastic surgery? No?

90:Can you knit or crochet? Nope

92:Do you want to get married? I think so? I’ve heard horror stories from pilots so I’m scared, but I think to do

94:Who was your HS crush? I had a couple, a couple good friends that I’m still friends with

96:Do you have kids? I do not

98:Whats your favorite color? Blue

2. where do you see yourself living in 10 years? Seattle I hope or SLC

4. has your aesthetic changed at all in the last year? No, I don’t think it ever will

6. name three books that changed your life. Harry Potter Series, 11/22/63, and Cell by Stephen King

8. what three songs can you not get enough of right now? Hotel Key by Old Dominion, Ikuyo by KYLE, and Song for Another Time by Old Dominion

10. state an unpopular opinion that you have. Oh shit, I’m not sure, I don’t think I hold many unpopular opinions. Maybe, past 70 you must take a driving refresher every two years, and they can take your license away if they feel you’re unsafe

12. describe your ideal date? Go to a bar, talk and get to know each other, maybe go for a walk afterwards, hopefully lots of laughing. I’m pretty low key with first dates honestly

14. if you could have dinner with anybody, who would it be? My dad probably

16. what’s your favorite instrument? I don’t think I have one? Maybe Piano or Sax

18. what’s a topic that you wish you knew more about? Politics and current world matters. I’m unfortunately kinda ignorant when it comes to that and it makes making an informed decision hard

20. favorite fruit & vegetable? I looooove pears

22. favorite beverage? toss up between coffee, beer, and sweet tea

24. are you reading a book at the moment? what do you like about it? I’m not :( I should really start

26. what’s your favorite season & why? Autumn, its gorgeous, slightly chilly, i love flannels, halloween is a gorgeous holiday, I could go on.

28. what do you do when you need to de-stress? Deep breaths mainly. I try to step back and take a moment to gather myself

30. name an experience in your life you wish you could do over? College 100%

32. what’s your favorite weather? sunny without a cloud in the sky, or rainy

34. describe a time that you were brave. When my dad passed, or that one time I almost drowned

36. do you have a place you go to when you feel stressed/sad? Not really

38. what time is it where you are? 3:05 PM

40. got any summer plans? Summers almost over???

42. favorite film genre? Thriller, or Sci-Fi

44. describe your body without using any negative adjectives. Hairy, somewhat fit (depending on the day), nice to look at (I think)

46. are you on good terms with your parents? Yes

48. do you typically look for a partner with the same traits as you or someone to complement yours? Honestly, both. you can’t be completely opposite but you can’t be the exact same either

50. put your music on shuffle and list the first 10 songs to play. oh god this sucks okay

Gortoz A Ran by Denez Prigent

That Would Be Enough by Lin Manuel Miranda

I know him by Lin Manuel Miranda

American Idiot (Live) by Green Day

All Signs Point to Lauderdale by ADTR

We are Young, by Fun

The world As we Know It by Scary Kids Scaring Kids

Why Don’t We Just Dance by Josh Turner

Toxicity by System of a Down

Rolling in the Deep by Adele

Thanks for the ask, love :)

[crusnikroxas]

Restraint (18+)

**Author Note**

Underfell Sans x Reader

Word count: 3993

So this is for the lovely @malenchka! Who thought some angsty/fluffy/smut would be fun. Which it is (at least, I think so).

ALSO MASSIVE SIZE DIFFERENCE. *wink wonk*

 **End Note**

You sighed, allowing your head to hit the surface of the steering wheel with a dull thump as you stared up at the house.

You were late. Really late.

Of course, you hadn’t intended to be – far from it. But just as you were ending your shift at the usual time, a massive party of 12 had rolled in, demanding to be served; and your boss couldn’t possibly turn away the business. She’d been going through a really tough time recently – her young son was just coming out of hospital, and she’d been saddled with the bills; she didn’t have a choice in the matter. And you, being the sap that you were, couldn’t bring yourself to just leave her to deal with all that work – no, you stayed, and you were happy that you did.

But you knew that Sans wouldn’t be.

You grumbled, thumping your head again. Your relationship with the skeleton monster was still in the early stages, but you had to admit you’d moved a little faster than you usually would, considering you were already living with the guy. But you were happy – and you loved him, even though you hadn’t dared to admit that to him as of yet. You were still a little…intimidated. He was, like other monsters, pretty freakin’ huge – not just tall, but wide as well. Which was great, you know, if you wanted a hug. But when the guy got angry, you could see why other people got freaked out.

But you knew that deep down he was just an edgy marshmallow.

No, you were more intimidated by his flighty nature, more than anything else – it had taken him a long time to actually admit that he had feelings for you, after all; before that point, you’d actually assumed that he’d hated you (what an emotional roller-coaster that was, considering your more than obvious attempts at seducing him at the time). And you worried that, if you did gather up the gall to tell him that you loved him, he’d simply run away – he was a complicated guy, and just as emotionally constipated as his brother at times.

You sighed, looking over to the passenger seat which held the massive bag of Fellby’s that you’d picked up on the way home – you sincerely hoped that that, and the industrial sized bottle of mustard you’d also picked up, would be enough to suffice as an apology.

It was one of the things he was a stickler for – always freaked out if you were late to something, or if your routine changed just a touch, and you could understand why, even if it was annoying at times. Life in the Underground had been tough for all the monsters, some more than others; and as such, Sans had a few….trust issues. But you were working on it, and he was trying.

Gathering your courage, you grabbed the straining bag of food, stepping out of the car and power-walked up to the house, not wanting to waste yet more time.  

Stepping into the house instantly set your nerves on edge; it was pitch black, save for the singular lamp that happened to still be on your coffee table. Gulping, you walked in, quietly closing the door behind you – perhaps he’d gone to bed?

Though you knew in your gut that was a pretty stupid assumption to make.

Letting out an anxious puff of air, you set the bag down on the coffee table, straining your eyes as you looked around you.

“….Sans? I’m….I’m home. I’m really sorry, I-”

You suddenly shriek as the main light turns on, revealing Sans lounging on the couch near-by, his eye-lights angry embers as he glared in your direction, baring his teeth. It was times like this that it struck you how big the guy was – you only just made it up to his vague stomach area, for heaven’s sake. And at the moment, he was taking full advantage of that size as he stretched across the couch, digging his clawed phalanges into your precious couch cushions.

All in all, he was like most monsters in regards to his fashion sense – he favoured wearing black and red, and nothing could be done to persuade him otherwise. He more or less lived in his usual clothing; not that you minded too much, as frankly, he looked damn good in it. He wore a thick-knit read sweater and black jacket, which had a heavy amount of faux fur on the collar (you’d once compared him to a startled cat because of it, which he took instant offence to). On the bottom half, he wore a long pair of basketball shorts (and you weren’t kidding when you said they were long – you once wore them as a dress amuse him; he’d laughed for hours), and a pair of worn to death red and black sneakers, which he refused to get rid of (apparently they were lucky). But what always caught your attention was his spiked, black leather collar and chain; he’d never quite explained why he wore it, but you couldn’t help the tightening in your loins whenever you happened to look at it a touch too long.

However, at this moment you instantly felt irked under his accusing stare – you’d stopped being intimidated by his size a long time ago. Besides, he was a midget compared to his brother.

“What? Were you just going to sit there in the darkness and stare at me?”

He growled, sitting up a little more as he glared at you.

“yer’ late.”

“Yeah. That was why I was apolo-”

“why are ya late?”

“….I was working. We had a huge party of people who suddenly-”

“ya got proof of that, doll?”

You scowled at his condescending tone.

“Yeah. You can ask my fucking boss if you don’t believe me – but honestly? I thought that you’d have some faith in me by now.”

He scoffed, pulling himself up to standing and lumbering over to look down at you while you held your ground, still glaring up at him.

“i don’t think ya quite get it, sweetheart.”

“No, I get it completely – you’re being a paranoid arsehole, and I’ve got to admit, I’m pretty sick of it.”

“….then why don’t ya jus’ leave.”

Now it was your turn to scoff – you’d seen this behaviour from him before, and you certainly weren’t buying it.

“You already know that I don’t want to.”

“do i?”

You narrowed your eyes, stepping closer to his gargantuan form to jab him hard in the stomach.

“Yes, you do. Why else are we standing here talking if I didn’t want to stay? Why would I have bothered to come home at all, hmm? I mean, hell, I even bought you Fellby’s. And a fuck ton of mustard. You’re welcome, by the way.”

He growled under his breath, leaning down a little more to your level.

“imma monster, sweetheart-”

“Yeah, I can see that.”

His mouth twitched as if he wanted to smile at your sass, but he was still too angry to cave quite yet.

“tha point is, why woulda wanna stay with a monster when ya could be off being normal with some other human, right?”

“I don’t want to be normal.”

He grumbled again, but froze up when you reached up and grabbed him hard by the collar, tugging him closer.

“….if being normal means I don’t get to be with you, I don’t ever want to be normal. You big idiot, when are you going to get that? For fuck sake, I lo-”

You cut yourself off, luckily. Could have made a bad situation a lot worse there, phew.

But he didn’t seem satisfied but that, narrowing his sockets as he suddenly picked you up by the thighs, standing up as he stared you hard in the face.

“...what were ya gonna say, kitten?”

“….not the point. The point is, you’re being a big paranoid dumb-ass, and there’s no point. Look, you know my boss is going through a tough time, and she couldn’t just turn them down-”

Sans groaned, pressing his forehead to yours, effectively silencing you.

“m’sorry. i know, i’m being stupid. you didn’t deserve me bein’ like that. but i jus’ -”

“I know. But I’m not like those other monsters and humans – I’m not here to use you. I’m here because I….I really care about you, you know? And I’m not going anywhere – even if you do look like an oversized Halloween decoration who shops at Hot Topic.”

He paused, before letting out a deep laugh that reverberated up through your thighs, finally allowing his face to fall into that smile that you’d fallen in love with.

“heh. sweetheart, i’ve got far more style than that.”

You instantly purred, leaning up to gently kiss the corner of his mouth.

“You certainly do. Now, are you going to stop being silly and eat some Fellby’s with me?”

He gulped, instantly freezing up at your contact – it was another problem you’d encountered with him. He was constantly terrified that he was going to break you; it’d taken him a good month to even hug you. And due to that, your sex life with him, well….hadn’t happened. The closest you’d come to kissing him was your little kisses to the corners of his mouth.

“Hey, look at me.”

He does, his flaming eye-lights boring into you with rapt attention, his claws digging sweetly into your thighs.

“You’re not going to break me. Look, you’re holding me up at the moment without crushing me, right? I’m fine, Sans – more than fine, in fact...”

You lean up once more, kissing a little more deliberately, allowing your tongue to come out just a touch to gently trace the edge of his mouth; he shuddered, his groan igniting a fire deep within you.

“k-kitten, ya d-don’t know what yer’ doin’-”

“Oh, but I do. Sans….please.”

He looked into your face, processing your begging expression, and gulping, his face instantly flaring up with a fiery blush.

“s-sweetheart...”

With a desperate groan, his mouth finally descends down upon yours, his claws palming your thighs as you sighed happily in return, reaching up to gently trace along his neck as he kissed you.

And you were shocked by gentle he was being, considering his incredibly sharp teeth – in fact, thinking about it, that was probably why he was being gentle. All the same, it made you shudder; he was being so slow, so gentle, so sweet….it made you squirm in place as he kissed you, as you ached to be closer – until you felt him start to draw away.

You couldn’t have that.

You deliberate licked him, long and hard; you felt his hands instantly still, going rigid. You smirked, repeating your lick; but you didn’t expect for him to lick back. Before you knew it, his tongue was wrapping around yours as he let out an animalistic groan, deepening the kiss as he explored your mouth. Your body reflexively arched at the sensations as you let out a quiet moan, spurning him on as he hesitantly nibbled on your bottom lip; you groaned, digging your fingernails into the surface of his neck, making him shudder and groan back, his kisses becoming more desperate as he allowed himself to finally succumb to his needs.

You’re not sure who broke the kiss, but eventually you found yourself panting, staring up at him as he stared down at you, his eye-lights burning as his chest heaved with clear restraint.

“fuck….kitten, y-ya so...”

“Perfect? Awesome in every way?”

He snorted, his grin widening.

“heh. nah, that kinda pales in comparison to ya – words can’t describe whatcha do to me.”

You blush – it wasn’t often that he’d have the confidence to break out the mushy lines, and you certainly didn’t complain when he did; they made your soul soar.

“Well, I-I….I’d like to….find out what I do to you. If you know what I mean.”

His smile fades as he stares down at you, his eye-lights smouldering.

“sweetheart, ya don’t know whatcha askin’.”

“Believe me, I do.”

“no, ya really don’t. doll, listen….i’m pretty….rough. and i don’t wanna-”

You growled, tugging hard on his collar as you glared up at him.

“I like it rough.”

He growled back at you, his expression desperate – but you knew you had to push harder.

“Sans. I want you to fuck me – and I want you to do it rough. Fuck, ever since I saw this stupid thing-”

You tugged his collar hard again for emphasis, drawing a gasp from him.

“-it’s all I’ve wanted. Please. I want you. I want you so bad-”

He groaned, his claws travelling up to your ass as he descended on your neck, kissing and nibbling, teeth scraping against your skin; you knew that he was testing your limits – you tugged on his collar harshly, body arching as you revelled in the attention.

“Harder.”

He moaned, biting into the flesh of your shoulder, leaving you gasping, clawing at his chest desperately at the sensation of pain and pleasure mixing together oh so sweetly. You sighed in ecstasy as he withdrew, watching your expressions hungrily, drinking in every last drop of your lust for him.  

“...ya good?”

“More than.”

“….ya wanna continue this?”

You simply groaned, tugging hard at his collar in need, fingers scraping against the surface of his neck; he shuddered, receiving your answer loud and clear. Before you were even aware of what was happening, he’d teleported the two of you to your bedroom, and promptly ripped the clothes you were wearing off your body, throwing the rags over his shoulder as he looked down at you, burning eye-lights travelling every inch of your skin, leaving you to squirm under his gaze.

“….yer fuckin’ perfect.”

You blushed, starting to look away before your face is turned hard back to him, his gaze burning you with its intensity.

“no. ya only gonna look at me tonight, and me alone.”

You gulped, nodding your head as your body twitched, your wetness beginning to trickle down your thighs at his sudden dominance. He purred, smile stretching as he brought your body up to his, tongue tracing the bite mark he’d left earlier, making you shudder delicately in response.

“….everyone’s gonna see this, and know ya mine.”

You sighed needily, clutching at his shoulder as the rest of your body squirmed, desperate for contact.

“don’t worry kitten, i gotcha – you’ll get whatcha want.”

You groaned in impatience, twitching as he licked at your wound again, purring in the back of his throat.

“jus’ one thing, doll – i wanna know what ya were gonna say.”

You froze at that, kicking yourself for forgetting your slip-up; you knew Sans, knew that he didn’t forget details like that.

“...I don’t know what you mean.”

He chuckled low against the surface of your neck, exhale tickling across your skin.

“sure ya do. ‘sides, think i know what ya were gonna say.”

“….no, you don’t.”

“sure i do. ‘cause i was gonna say it first.”

You froze, eyes going wide as he withdrew from your neck, fixing you in place with his intense stare.

“….sweetheart, i know that i’m an ass sometimes, but….i love ya. i love ya more that i thought i’d be capable of lovin’ anyone. m’sorry i’m such a shit when it comes ta stuff, but i….i jus’ don’t wanna lose ya.”

“….I get that. But I….I need my freedom, y’know?”

“’course ya do, and i’d never give ya anythin’ less. sweetheart, i love ya so much. is...is that whatcha wanted to say?”

You gulped, biting your lip as you stared up at him.

“...yeah. That’s what I-”

You’re cut off by his happy whoop as he swooped back down on your lips, leaving you to giggle in response.

“fuck, i’m so fucking lucky to have you-”

“I love you, Sans.”

He froze, looking at you with such sudden adoration, you worried that your heart might explode; you’d never seen him act so….assured before.

“So...now that you know I love you, and I have a huge bite mark on my neck….are you going to get so worried when I run a little late?”

He growled, his grin stretching.

“sweetheart, i’m always gonna worry – big bad world out there, after all.”

“I’m big and bad myself, thank you.”

He snorted, lifting up one of your hands pointedly to emphasise how small it was in comparison to his.

“you’re ma sweet delicate kitten. i ain’t about to let cha get hurt.”

“Just because you’re big bad monster, doesn’t mean that I don’t have my own tricks up my sleeves.”

He grinned wider, teeth glinting in the muted light of the bedroom as his body loomed over yours.

“oh yeah? how d’you mean, doll?”

You grinned back, happy he’d given you the answer that you wanted – as you reached up, yanking his head down by the collar while simultaneously lifting up the rest of your body to quickly wrap your legs around him, grinding your body against his as you practically purred against his teeth.

“...you forget, even kittens have claws, Sans.”

He growled, deep and low, his grin growing dangerous as his eye-lights seemed to flare.

“well, how mean i’ve been neglecting ya like i have. ya sure showed me.”

His hands quickly grabbed your hips, forcing your body back down to the bed with ease as he licked his teeth, leering down at you; before heading straight back to your neck and biting down without warning over his original wound. You mouth opens in a silent scream as your body attempts to arch and squirm; but he holds you tight, claws digging into your skin as he chuckles, licking lazily at the bite as you shudder, gnawing your lip as you restrained yourself from begging for more. And it seemed he knew of your wishes as he gently traced his teeth down your body, lapping with that same almost lazy speed at your nipples – but there was nothing lazy about the harshness of his claws as he pinned you to the bed. You groaned as he steadily worked his way down your stomach, seemingly intent on tasting every inch of your skin, all while he stared up at you intensely, watching every reaction his ministrations had on you.  

Suddenly, his lazy attitude went out the window as he all but yanked you legs apart, his tongue spreading the lips of your pussy apart with ease as he tasted you.

“Oh fuuuck….Sans...”

He smirked, switching back to his exaggerated slowness as he ate you out, seeming to revel in the way you squirmed and whined, your orgasm building inside you as if your insides had been replaced with embers.

“Sans...please...”

He chuckled, the sound reverberating against your pussy, making you let out yet another groan. But he didn’t make you beg any more – for in the next moment, your eyes shot wide open as his tongue started to worm it’s way inside you.

“Oh...oh fuuck!...”

And as simple as that, you came undone; he’d been teasing you for so long, you’d been wound so tight, and just the feeling of him filling you up…

“good girl. fuck sweetheart, yer’ so tight – heh, ready for the main course?”

He receives a wanton moan as a reply, his grin stretching wider as he started to pull off his clothes while you watched him hazily on the bed, your legs still twitching with the force of your previous orgasm.

But you couldn’t help your eyes widening at the size of him – if you’d thought his tongue was big….

“don’t cha worry, kitten. i’m gonna make ya feel so good.”

He leant down, gently kissing the side of your neck as he brushed your hair out of your face, burning eye-lights gazing down at you with such affection you felt yourself flushing almost instantly.

“...I know you will.”

He smirks, dipping his head and kissing you deeply – ensuring that you were completely relaxed and wanting as he lined himself up with your entrance; before gently starting to slide in.

You gasped, eyes wide as you felt yourself being filled far more that you’d ever experienced while he shushed you gently, kissing your neck so softly you shivered.

“yer’ doin’ so well, sweetheart….fuuuck, yer’ takin’ me so well...”

You moaned, your hips bucking in reflex to his words; which only shoved him in deeper. You both groaned at that; and before you could begin to recover, Sans grasped your hips and promptly hilted hard, grunting in ecstasy as he did so. But the expected pain never came – instead you were filled with such an insane amount of pleasure it brought a sob to your lips; you were so full, you were so full…

“shh, kitten, shh. yer’ so perfect, feel so good...”

You simply bucked your hips again, mewling in desperation.

“Please, please move, god, please, fuck me Sans!”

He snarled, his teeth bared as his claws dug into your hips, drawing himself almost out – before slamming back in hard. Doing it again. Then he was ramming into you with abandon, his eye-lights burning as he huffed, his gaze demanding that you only look at him.

Your hands clawed desperately against his ribs as he rutted into you, legs twitching as you felt that all too familiar coil begin to tighten inside you – which he seemed to notice as well.

“yer’...not allowed to cum…until i say, sweetheart.”

You whined, squirming your body against his in desperation, drawing a hiss from him as he fucked you ruthlessly – he growled at you for your lack of control.

“you want me ta stop?”

“No! No, please!”

“then ya gotta….fuckin’ wait.”

You bit your lip, brow furrowing as you desperately concentrated, which seemed to please him as he smirked down at you, ducking his head to lick at your wounds as he angled your hips upward – making you almost scream at how intense the new angle was.

“almost kitten…..almost...”

He grunted, his thrusts growing impossibly faster than before as dug his claws harshly into your hips, pulling your body hard down on his cock; your vision started to blur as you mewled, fighting your body’s urges as much as you were able – but you knew that he could feel you getting tighter around him as your muscles threatened to spasm.

“….cum for me, sweetheart.”

You screamed as your body exploded around you in the harshest pleasure you’d ever known, Sans swearing loudly above as he came at the same time, hot ropes of cum filling you to the point of spilling out around him as he spasmed inside you, hips jerking against your own to the point you knew you were going to have bruises to match your claw marks.

You both gasped for breath for a long time, locked together as you came off from your highs.

“….gods, yer’ so fuckin’ perfect.”

You giggled, still a little dazed as you looked into his eye-lights.

“See? Told you I like it rough.”

He snorted, kissing the top of your head as his body shook with laughter.

“...i love ya so much, sweetheart.”

You smiled warmly, before shuddering a little as he slowly pulled himself out of you, your body feeling horrifically empty in his absence.

“...heh, whoops. looks like we might need ta invest in new sheets.”

You groaned, mock glaring up at him.

“If I wasn’t so weak right now, I’d totally slap you.”

“nah, ya wouldn’t. know why?”

“...why?”

He chuckled, before carefully scooping you up and holding you to his chest, softly making his way out of the bedroom.

“’cause i’m tha guy that’s gonna run ya a bath, and feed ya fellby’s before tucking ya up in fresh sheets and sleepin’ with ya for tha week.”

“….I love you.”

He sniggered, pressing a kiss to the top of your head as he kicked open the door to the bathroom.

“love ya too, kitten.”

#underfell sans x reader #angst #fluff #reader insert #malenchka #uh #yeah #hope that I did the big guy justice >.> #some 'fun' times ahead #smut

[cosibellaxx]

surrrrvey.

Do you usually sleep with your closet door open or closed? usually opened.

Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotels? nah, it’s not suitable for my texture hair.

Have you ever ‘done it’ in a hotel room? yeah, I've done it lls. 

Where is your next vacation? either PR or DR. 

Have you ever stolen a street sign before? nah.

Who do you think reads these? idk.

Do you have a calendar in your room? nah. I've had one before though.

Where are you? at home.

What’s your plan tomorrow? I have an appointment and I’m probably going to take pictures, work on my channel, and clean up my place is a mess!

Are you reading any books right now? yes! my cousin’s book called the black imprint :)

Do you ever count your steps when you walk? nope.

Have you ever peed in the woods? I have. 

Do you ever dance even if there’s no music playing? sometimes las.

Do you chew your pens and pencils? ew, gross.

What is your “Song of the Week”? def. “clout” by offset x cardi b.

Is it okay for guys to wear pink? sure.

Do you still watch cartoons? with my son, yes. 

Whats your favorite love movie? save the last dance.

What do you drink with dinner? either water, juice, beer/wine.

What do you dip Chicken Nuggets in? honey mustard or bbq sauce.

What is your favorite food/cuisine? Italian.

What movies could you watch over and over and still love? too many to name lol.

Last person you hugged/kissed? my son’s father..

Were you ever a boy/girl scout? nah lls.

Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine? hmmm.... nah lls.

When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper? last year..

Can you change the oil on a car? nope, my brother does that for me :)

Ever gotten a speeding ticket? actually I have this past weekend smh I learned my lesson though.

Run out of gas? almost. 

Favorite kind of sandwich? turkey ham and mustard!

Best thing to eat for breakfast? waffles and turkey bacon!

What is your usual bedtime? whenever I get tired lls

Are you lazy? nah. I have lazy days though.

When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween? I think a dinosaur lls.

Do you have any magazine subscriptions? nope.

Which are better, legos or lincoln logs? legoooos!

Are you stubborn? sometimes.

Who is better…Leno or Letterman? idk. 

Ever watch soap operas? yes.

Afraid of heights? not anymore.

Sing in the car? all the time!

Dance in the shower? yes! it is possible.

Dance in the car? yup!

Ever used a gun? yes..

Do you think musicals are cheesy? most of them.

Is Christmas stressful? it can be, but it’s all about bringing loved ones together. 

Ever eat a pierogi? nah.

Major annoyance right now? nothing. I'm good.

Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? dancer and what I'm doing now.

Do you believe in ghosts? no comment.

Ever have a deja-vu feeling? yesss.

Do you take a vitamin daily? I try to, can be forgetful even when I set reminders for myself lls.

Wear slippers? yesss.

Wear a bath robe? most times.

What do you wear to bed? big t-shirt and shorts or just a big t-shirt.

Wal-Mart, Target or K-Mart? tarrrrge!

Nike or Adidas? hmmm. nike.

Cheetos Or Fritos? neither.

Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? sunflower seeds.

Ever hear of, “gorp”? nah..

Ever taken karate? nope..

Ever kissed someone of the same sex? yes.

Can you curl your tongue? yes.

Ever won a spelling bee? almost.

Ever cried because you were so happy? absolutely!

Own any record albums? no.

Own a record player? nah.

Regularly burn incense? candles, yes!

Ever been in love? yeah..

Hot tea or cold tea: both.

Tea or coffee? tea. 

Favorite kind of cookie? choc. chip.

Can you swim well? I can’t swim at all lls.

Can you hold your breath w/o manually holding your nose? idk. I think.

Are you patient? yes.

Ever won a contest? yesss.

Ever had plastic surgery? nah.

Which are better black or green olives? neitherrr.

Can you knit or crochet? nope. 

Wash room or bathroom? bathroom.

Do you want to get married? absolutely!

Who was your High School crush? I don’t remember lls.

Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way? nah. I just try again next time.. too grown for that lol

Do you have kids? yes, a baby boy!

Do you want kids? I want to have at least 2 more :)

What kind of mom are you? I would say a mom who’s attentive, patient, kind and gentle. I love my son so much, he’s really made me a better woman. 

Do you miss anyone right now? maybe...

Who do you want to see right now? idk...

 fin. ♥️ 

[imthetree-yourethecar]

99 Question Tag

I was tagged by @lordfartwad 💞 Thank you! 💘

1.DO YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR CLOSET DOORS OPEN OR CLOSED?

Closed because I ain’t fixin to get murdered

2. DO YOU TAKE THE SHAMPOOS AND CONDITIONER BOTTLES FROM HOTELS?

Only if they smell good

3. DO YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR SHEETS TUCKED IN OR OUT?

Tucked in? Idk why I’d have them loose

4. HAVE YOU STOLEN A STREET SIGN BEFORE?

Nope

5. DO YOU LIKE TO USE POST-IT NOTES?

No

6. DO YOU CUT OUT COUPONS BUT THEN NEVER USE THEM?

No we just recycle coupons like immediately

7. WOULD YOU RATHER BE ATTACKED BY A BIG BEAR OR A SWARM OF BEES?

Bear

8. DO YOU HAVE FRECKLES?

No, just some random beauty marks

9. DO YOU ALWAYS SMILE FOR PICTURES?

Nope but I’ve been trying to more recently

10. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST PET PEEVE?

Slow walkers (and loud chewers)

11. DO YOU EVER COUNT YOUR STEPS WHEN YOU WALK?

No

12. HAVE YOU PEED IN THE WOODS?

Probably when I was younger

13. HAVE YOU EVER POOPED IN THE WOODS?

Nope

14. I think I deleted this question on accident. Oops. Oh dear

15. DO YOU CHEW YOUR PENS AND PENCILS?

I don’t chew on them but sometimes I’ll put the ends on my bottom lip or teeth

16. HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE YOU SLEPT WITH THIS WEEK?

Zero

17. WHAT SIZE IS YOUR BED?

Twin at my mom’s I think, single at my dad’s

18. WHAT IS YOUR SONG OF THE WEEK?

Jessica by the Allman Brothers

19. IS IT OK FOR GUYS TO WEAR PINK?

Yeah, duh

20. DO YOU STILL WATCH CARTOONS?

Only The Simpsons and Bob’s Burgers

21. WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE MOVIE?

The Blair Witch Project and Paranormal Activity are the two worst movies I’ve ever seen in my life

22. WHERE WOULD YOU BURY HIDDEN TREASURE IF YOU HAD SOME?

Wouldn’t you like to know

23. WHAT DO YOU DRINK WITH DINNER?

Usually nothing, maybe milk

24. WHAT DO YOU DIP A CHICKEN NUGGET IN?

Ketchup I think. Wait no, honey mustard

25. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?

Pasta but not with white sauce

26. WHAT MOVIES COULD YOU WATCH OVER AND OVER AGAIN AND STILL LOVE?

Clueless, Attack the Block, Grease, Inglourious Basterds, Bring It On, American Hustle

27. LAST PERSON YOU KISSED/KISSED YOU?

No one

28. WERE YOU EVER A BOY/GIRL SCOUT?

Nope

29. WOULD YOU EVER STRIP OR POSE NUDE IN A MAGAZINE?

Print is dead

30. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WROTE A LETTER TO SOMEONE ON PAPER?

Idk like grade 5?? For a school assignment

31. CAN YOU CHANGE THE OIL ON A CAR?

What does this say

32. EVER GOTTEN A SPEEDING TICKET?

Nope

33. EVER RAN OUT OF GAS?

I’ve only ever driven for like, 25 minutes at a time

34. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE KIND OF SANDWICH?

Hmm pb&j

35. BEST THING TO EAT FOR BREAKFAST?

What does this mean

36. WHAT IS YOUR USUAL BEDTIME?

10 - 11 weekdays, 11 - 12 30 weekends

37. ARE YOU LAZY?

Ye

38. WHEN YOU WERE A KID, WHAT DID YOU DRESS UP AS FOR HALLOWEEN?

2018 I was Cher from Clueless in her gym outfit. Past costumes include Darth Vader, Jack Skellington, and Amy Pond

39. WHAT IS YOUR CHINESE ASTROLOGICAL SIGN?

Snake 🐍

40. HOW MANY LANGUAGES CAN YOU SPEAK?

One because French class wasn’t real

41. DO YOU HAVE ANY MAGAZINE SUBSCRIPTIONS?

No but when I was a kid I think we had a Highlights subscription

42. WHICH ARE BETTER: LEGOS OR LINCOLN LOGS?

What the fuck is a Lincoln Log

43. ARE YOU STUBBORN?

It depends

44. WHO IS BETTER: LENO OR LETTERMAN?

Conan

45. EVER WATCH SOAP OPERAS?

No unless you count Grey’s Anatomy and The Walking Dead

46. ARE YOU AFRAID OF HEIGHTS?

I wanna say no

47. DO YOU SING IN THE CAR?

Nope

48. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?

Only when I’m home alone

49. DO YOU DANCE IN THE CAR?

Nope

50. EVER USED A GUN?

No

51. LAST TIME YOU GOT A PORTRAIT TAKEN BY A PHOTOGRAPHER?

Uh October? For my grad picture

52. DO YOU THINK MUSICALS ARE CHEESY

Maybe but always in a good way

53. IS CHRISTMAS STRESSFUL?

Not really

54. EVER EAT A PIEROGI?

Yeah yuck

55. FAVORITE TYPE OF FRUIT PIE?

McDonald’s Apple Pie (but pumpkin pie is the real winner in general)

56. OCCUPATIONS YOU WANTED TO BE WHEN YOU WERE A KID?

Veterinarian

57. DO YOU BELIEVE IN GHOSTS?

Mmmm no?

58. EVER HAVE A DEJA-VU FEELING?

Yeah occasionally 

59. DO YOU TAKE A VITAMIN DAILY?

No but I should

60. DO YOU WEAR SLIPPERS?

At my dad’s yeah. Not so much at my mom’s

61. DO YOU WEAR A BATH ROBE?

At my dad’s I do

62. WHAT DO YOU WEAR TO BED?

Big t-shirt and pajama pants

63. WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CONCERT?

Asdfghjkl Justin Bieber’s Believe Tour

64. WALMART, TARGET, OR KMART?

We only have a Walmart but ew. I think Target was nice

65. NIKE OR ADIDAS?

Nike?

66. CHEETOS OR FRITOS?

The puffy Cheetos

67. PEANUTS OR SUNFLOWER SEEDS?

Peanuts

68. EVER HEAR OF THE GROUP TRES BIEN?

No 

69. EVER TAKE DANCE LESSONS?

When I was little I did ballet, jazz, and tap but only until I was like, 5

70. IS THERE A PROFESSION YOU PICTURE YOUR FUTURE SPOUSE DOING?

Rich

71. CAN YOU CURL YOUR TONGUE?

No

72. EVER WON A SPELLING BEE?

Nope

73. HAVE YOU EVER CRIED BECAUSE YOU WERE SO HAPPY?

No

74. OWN ANY RECORD ALBUMS?

Nope

75. OWN A RECORD PLAYER?

Nope

76. DO YOU REGULARLY BURN INCENSE?

No

77. EVER BEEN IN LOVE?

?

78. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE IN CONCERT?

Not sure

79. WHAT WAS THE LAST CONCERT YOU SAW?

Okay so last Thursday I saw Cheng2Duo, a brother/sister cello/piano act. They were super adorable and incredibly talented. I lowkey love the cello

80. HOT TEA OR COLD TEA?

Hot tea unless you count Nestea as cold tea oof

81. TEA OR COFFEE?

Coffee

82. SUGAR COOKIES OR SNICKERDOODLES?

I don’t eat either

83. CAN YOU SWIM WELL?

God no

84. CAN YOU HOLD YOUR BREATH WITHOUT HOLDING YOUR NOSE?

Yeah

85. ARE YOU PATIENT?

Yeah

86. DJ OR BAND AT A WEDDING?

Idk I’ve never been to one

87. EVER WON A CONTEST?

Not that I recall, I usually have pretty bad luck

88. HAVE YOU EVER HAD PLASTIC SURGERY?

Nope

89. WHICH ARE BETTER: BLACK OR GREEN OLIVES?

Yuck yuck yuck I REFUSE to read this

90. CAN YOU KNIT OR CROCHET?

I've tried learning to knit a few times but I never keep up with it so I forget

91. BEST ROOM FOR A FIREPLACE?

Living room

92. DO YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED?

Yeah

93. IF MARRIED, HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN MARRIED?

Not married

94. WHO WAS YOUR HIGH SCHOOL CRUSH?

Woof uh, Kevin, Brandon, possibly a Xander now

95. DO YOU CRY AND THROW A FIT UNTIL YOU GET YOUR OWN WAY?

No

96. DO YOU HAVE KIDS?

Nope

97. DO YOU WANT KIDS?

Once again, YUCK

98. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR?

Blue

99. DO YOU MISS ANYONE RIGHT NOW?

Nah

im tagging: @joffrey-dahmer @nervousholyghost @sagasofsundry @e--greyson @deakydeakydeakysaltpitdeaky @serialthrillkisser  @curlyclogs

#this is v long and i get if no one does it lol #i enjoyed it though #me #23/01/19 #long post

[girlwithglasses1245]

Um so yeah.

I got a new chromebook which is legit one of the best investments I’ve made in quite a while. One problem, I don’t remember my newer tumblr password and email I had set up for my happy new account. So I am stuck here with an older tumblr I made years upon years ago. I was browsing through some of the archive posts and ugh was I whiny little pain in the butt complaining about such stupid things. Anyways! I thought it might be kinda fun perhaps to do a survey that I did in 2013, yes 2013 oh my that seems ages ago. My plan is to have my original answer on top followed by the 2019 answer below it. Because why not? Here we go!

1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? The closet must be closed! Still closed please.

2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel? Sometimes. Not as often as I used, because I honestly don’t ever use it. lol

3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? Out? In because that’s how Dan likes it. 

4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before? No. Nope. 

5: Do you like to use post-it notes? Sometimes. Sure, I leave Dan random notes in the morning if I wake up first. 

6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them? I get coupons but sometimes I don't use them. Haha my above answer tells me two things I wasn’t worried about money in 2013 and I didn’t probably understand the question. So yeah, sometimes that will happen when they expire before I get the chance to use them.

7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees? Neither sound great so I guess a big bear sounds more interesting. I’ll agree with my 2013 answer. 

8: Do you have freckles? I have some. Last I checked I am the same girl, so I have some. 

9: Do you always smile for pictures? Usually. Sure, unless I am being told otherwise. 

10: What is your biggest pet peeve? I have two major ones, people snapping gum and not messaging someone back. Snapping gum is still up there and people slurping soup obnoxiously. 

11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk? Not really. Um not physically, but my phone does. Thanks Google Fit!

12: Have you ever peed in the woods? Nope. Still no.

13: What about pooped in the woods? Again nope. Still no lol.

14: Do you ever dance even if there’s no music playing? Yeah. Of course!

15: Do you chew your pens and pencils? Not usually, but sometimes I'll chew on a pen. Still sometimes I will chew a pen. 

16: How many people have you slept with this week? Zero. One.

17: What size is your bed? Queen. Queen, but now I share it with Dan. 

18: What is your Song of the week? Runaway- iio. Goodness I have no idea. 

19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink? Yeah.  Since when are certain colors unacceptable for certain people? I like that answer. Good job 2013 Christina. :)

20: Do you still watch cartoons? I don’t really watch a lot of TV. Nope. 

21: Whats your least favorite movie? I am not really big on the Hunger Games. Still accurate or scary movies would be an accurate answer. 

22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some? Wait…why would I want to bury hidden treasure. Dan’s safe?

23: If you’re a girl, bra size? If you’re a guy, pants size? 34 B 32-34 B depends on the bra. lol

24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in? Plain or honey mustard. I like those previous answers, but I do sometimes like BBQ. 

25: What is your favorite food? Some type of chicken with a bread coating. Chicken and dumplings from Cracker Barrel with carrots and green beans! 

26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love? Love and Other Drugs, Crazy Stupid Love, Easy A, Something Borrowed. So chick flicks I guess. Crazy Stupid Love is still in my top favorite movies ever. 

27: Last person you kissed/kissed you? Jeffrey. Eww I am sorry 2013 Christina that sucks. Anyways, Dan!

28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout? I was girl scout back in the day. Still a true statement. 

29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine? Eh I don't know. I am no model, so no.  30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper? On paper?  A while ago. I write Dan little notes in the mornings sometimes. Does that count? 31: Can you change the oil on a car? Nope. Still nope.  32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket? Surprisingly no. Warning, yes. lol 33: Ever ran out of gas? Close, but no. Nope!

34: Favorite kind of sandwich? Turkey and swiss with spinach toasted.  Grilled cheese!

35: Best thing to eat for breakfast? French Toast or Waffles. French Toast sounds lovely. 

36: What is your usual bedtime? Unpredictable. Still accurate, but now it depends on if Dan is around or not.  37: Are you lazy? More than some would think. I can be.  38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween? I don’t even know. Probably a princess.  39: What is your Chinese astrological sign? I believe I am a sheep. Correct.  40: Are you horny? No. Not really.  41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions? No. Yep, Cosmo. And it’s annoying they send out the following month way too early all the time.  42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs? I could care less. Still true. 

43: Are you stubborn? I some ways. Kinda.  44: Who is better…Leno or Letterman? Letterman. Still true hence why Letterman is still on the air? 45: Ever watch soap operas? Sometimes Spanish ones with Rach and her roommates. Nope. 46: Are you afraid of heights? Not as much. What kinda of answer was that back then? lol. Anyways, no height fear really.    47: Do you sing in the car? All the time. Duh, gotta keep it fun.  48: Do you sing in the shower? Not really. I hum though. Still true.  49: Do you dance in the car? Yeah. That’s probably not safe… Hahaha still guilty of that.  50: Ever used a gun? Nope, I want to do it sometime though just to say I shot a gun. Hahaha 2013 would never have thought I’d say I am pretty fucking accurate with an AR-15.  51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? Does summer count? Jen took my picture. Christmas of 2015 lol. 52: Do you think musicals are cheesy? Some can be. Usually.  53: Is Christmas stressful? Not really, but this year I’ll be working the holiday season so we shall reassess. Nope. I love Christmas.  54: Ever eat a pierogi? Had to look that up.  Yes, I have I think my friend Elly introduced me to them. Yeah, not my type of thing.  55: Favorite type of fruit pie? Cherry or Dutch Apple.  56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? Teacher. I don’t know anymore and I am 27. Oops.  57: Do you believe in ghosts? Eh debatable. Sure. 58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? Many times. I had one just the other day. Yeah I had one the other day. Wait that’s funny that was my reply before.  59: Take a vitamin daily? I take multivitamins. I still do, but currently out. lol 60: Wear slippers? Nah. Barefoot is preferred.  61: Wear a bath robe? Rarely. Unless I am super cold. Nah. 62: What do you wear to bed? Yoga pants and a t-shirt. T-shirt and panties. lol 63: First concert? Paramore. Still true. 

64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? Target, but Wal-Mart is closer. Target.  65: Nike or Adidas? I don’t care. Under Amour? 66: Cheetos Or Fritos? Eh…neither. Haha still good answer.  67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? Sunflower seeds since I can’t do peanuts. Neither. 

68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien? No? What? 69: Ever take dance lessons? I did a few times. Did I? Hmm sure okay. I did in the past.  70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? Lawyer. Business owner.

71: Can you curl your tongue? Yes. Yep! 72: Ever won a spelling bee? Never participated. Nope I am not very good at spelling complicated stuff.  73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy? It has happened on occasion. Sure. 74: Own any record albums? No. Nope. 75: Own a record player? No. Nope. 76: Regularly burn incense? No. Nope. 77: Ever been in love? Yes. Yes.  78: Who would you like to see in concert? Matchbox Twenty, Google Dolls, Drake, Justin Timberlake, The Weekend, Linkin Park, The XX, and many more. I know weird mix there. Drake? 79: What was the last concert you saw? Grad night, Paramore. Same.  80: Hot tea or cold tea? I prefer cold tea. Ice tea!  81: Tea or coffee? Coffee, but I do like tea on occasion. Coffee 99% of the time.  82: Sugar or snickerdoodles? Yummy both please. Don’t make chose.  83: Can you swim well? Eh debatable. I’ve gotten better. lol 84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? Yes. Yes.  85: Are you patient? Most of the time. 50-50 depends on what.  86: DJ or band, at a wedding? Either would be fine, but a live band would be awesome. DJ, Cheaper, duh lol. 87: Ever won a contest? A few times. Yep! 88: Ever have plastic surgery? I am 22 so no. Nah, I am good.  89: Which are better black or green olives? Eww no thanks. *pukes* No no no. 90: Can you knit or crochet? My mom tried teaching me how to crochet. Still wanting to learn one day either one.  91: Best room for a fireplace? A living room? Still going to go with living room.  92: Do you want to get married? I don’t know anymore, I hope so. I do, lol. 93: If married, how long have you been married? (Not applicable) Same lol 94: Who was your HS crush? Mark fucking Andrew. Ugh that’s still true. But here’s a plot twist though he married someone I know and I see his picture on FB all the time because she posts pictures of them. I am not phased anymore. So victory? For me at least. 95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way? No. But I have though before though. Haha apparently.  96: Do you have kids? No. Nope.  97: Do you want kids? I would be ok not having kids for a while. No thanks. 98: Whats your favorite color? Purple! Purple!!! 99: Do you miss anyone right now? Yeah extremely. Yes. 

100. What do you hear right now? My Drake station on Pandora playing a Lil Wayne song. No Limit- G Easy ft Cardi B and A$AP Rocky

#Flashbacks #Survey #Personal #Tumblr #Life #2013 #2019

[surveystodestressme]

288.

Do you like orange juice with or without pulp? I like it more without pulp

Do you want to be cremated or buried when you die? i don’t really care what happens to my body when i’m dead

What's something you often end up messing up or breaking? i break my phones a lot lol but i break dishes at home a lot too.

Has the gender you're attracted to ever laid in your bed? i am attracted to all genders so yes lol

If you were getting a tattoo, what would it be of? something spooky probably

Have you ever named a bug in your house and thought of it as a pet? No.

Can you eat ketchup, mustard, or mayo right out of the packet/bottle? mustard, yes. but not ketchup or mayo

What's the theme of the calendar that's closest to you? there’s flowers on it

Have you ever accidently called a teacher mom or dad? i think i have actually

Do you know anyone with a lisp? yeah

Out of all your school yearbook photos, which year was your best picture? none of them tbh.  i did not photograph well in my school pictures.  Maybe my senior pic?  i looked decent in that one

Have you ever fired a gun with one hand? not with one hand no lol too dangerous

Do you wear a belt every day? i do not.  it has been a while since i have worn a belt actually.

Out of all the people you know, who has the coolest eyes and why? the coolest eyes?  what an odd question.  i don’t know.  my mom has really pretty blue eyes

Have you ever worn something as jewelry that wasn't meant to be jewelry? i have no idea

How tall is/are your sibling/s, if you have any? my siblings are both taller than me lol i think my brother is 6 foot and my sister is maybe 5′5? idk

What color is the majority of your underwear? i have a lot of variety lol

Would you want to learn Russian? absolutely. russians sound so angry lol i love it

Have you ever participated in a shaving cream fight? no lol but i used to play with my dads shaving cream in the shower when i was younger

What's the greatest thing you've ever heard a little kid say? i don’t know off the top of my head.  kids say some fucked up shit

What was you most recent ex's middle name? i honestly don’t even remember lol is that bad

How long do you wait to let conditioner settle in your hair? when i had hair i would leave it in for a couple of minutes and then rinse it out

What's the stupidest music video you've ever seen? i have seen plenty of dumb ones i am sure

Can you play Texas Hold'em? Nope

Have you ever gotten kicked out of a restaurant? i have not

Do you know who/what Slenderman is? yes, i used to play the game all the time

Do you workout regularly? Nope

Have you ever flashed anyone? no i don’t think so

Do you use bar soap or shower gel in the shower? i use bar soap

Who do you sit near in 4th period (if you’re still in school)? i am not in school anymore

Have you ever been bitten by a dog? several times, i work in the veterinary industry

Do you get along with guys or girls more? either or.  depends on the person and their personality not their gender

Have you ever left a note in someone's mailbox? i don’t think so

Do you put anything weird on your scrambled eggs? nope, i don’t like scrambled eggs so i don’t usually put anything on them

What's your favorite pokemon? (You know you have one) Celebi was always my favorite

What two things combined smell terrible to you? i have no idea

Have you ever been a victim of a prank? i am sure i was but nothing i can remember at the moment

Have you ever bit the inside of your cheek so hard that it bled? i do it all the time

Did you dress up for Halloween last year? If so, what were you? i did but i ended up getting sick on halloween so i didn’t even go out or anything

What instrument can you seriously not play to save your life? any of them lol. 

Were you sitting, standing, or laying down for your first kiss? i was standing and he was laying down

What's the coldest weather you've ever been in? i used to live in illinois so it used to get in the negatives there

Have you ever been to Carnival, Mardi Gras, Fantasy Fest, anything similar? nope

Name a good band that you've recently discovered. atmosphere

Is your second toe longer than your first? i don’t know and me feet are cold so i don’t really want to take my socks off

Have you ever been in a store or bank while it was being robbed? nope

What's the background of your computer of? me and my family

Do you concentrate better on tests with your hair pulled back? i don’t think so, i concentrate just the same either way

Do you have any bruises on your legs right now? probably

Is your sneeze really loud or is it one of those quiet, held in ones? it can be either or

Have you ever jumped off a roof and landed in a pool? nooo i would be way too afraid

Would you wear sandals in public without your toes being painted? yeah lol i don’t care what my toes look like

What's one song that reminds you of that little someone when you hear it? i have no idea

Can you tolerate the sound of knuckles cracking? Yeah,  i do it all the time myself

#bored #quiz #questions #survey

[ohgeezokay]

We Answered Some Questions....

1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?

Kay: Closed, My dog likes to attack my slippers.

Kate: Closed, Kay and I live together so we can thank her dog for this.

2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?

Admin Kay: Not really but Admin Kate has a full stash.

Kate: I used to be a flight attendant, so this was my hobby.

3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?

Kay: Im too lazy to tuck man.

Kate: Definitely tucked out. 

4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?

Kay: I have with other people

Kate: Most definitely.

5: Do you like to use post-it notes?

We are both addicted if you want to send us some please tell us.

6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?

Kay: I don’t think I have ever remembered to use one

Kate: Most of the time

7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees?

Kay: A bear, I am so allergic to bees

Kate: Same, I’m super sensitive to bee stings.

8: Do you have freckles?

Kay: Okay I did but once I really became disabled, I stopped going outside much so they disappeared

Kate: I have so many freckles, it’s crazy.

9: Do you always smile for pictures?

Kay: I don’t take a lot of pictures but when I do I smile or make a super goofy face.

Kate: I’m smiling all the time, so yes.

10: What is your biggest pet peeve?

Kay: Lairs, people not telling me what I did wrong

Kate: Similar to Kay’s, people hiding things from me.

11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk?

Kay: No but i dance when i walk frequently and I do an 8 count.

Kate: I have the horrible habit of counting my steps in rhythm. Kay was the dancer, I was the singer…

12: Have you ever peed in the woods?

Kay: I have peed in someones backyard, does that count?

Kate: I definitely have done this a few times.

13: What about pooped in the woods?

Kay: I have when i was on a road trip.

Kate: Nope!

14: Do you ever dance even if there’s no music playing?

Kay: I don’t think i ever stop dancing

Kate: I do this far too often.

15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?

Kay: No, I don’t like chewing things that aren’t food.

Kate: Yes, this is a bad habit I’m trying to break. No luck so far.

16: How many people have you slept with this week?

Kay: HA HA HA, that requires me to know people. But I’m not having sex till marriage. 

Kate: What Kay said…

17: What size is your bed?

Kay: I have a full

Kate: I have a twin size bed, but it’s a water bed, so it’s almost the size of a normal full bed.

18: What is your Song of the week?

Kay: “Mamma Mia” by SF9. I’m addicted

Kate: “Boss” by NCT U. Lucas. Am I right?

19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink?

Kay: I don’t give a crap about what men want to wear. Its not my buisness.

Kate: I see it as such a confident thing for guys to do, so I find it really attractive.

20: Do you still watch cartoons?

Kay: I watch Anime and animated movies.

Kate: I got Kay into anime, so yes.

21: Whats your least favorite movie?

Kay: The Room 

Kate: The (freaking) Room. (I can’t stand this movie, ask Kay.)

22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?

Kay: In my bank account.

Kate: My bank account (to then take Kay and I to a Japan and Korea vacation)

23: If you’re a girl, bra size? If you’re a guy, pants size?

Kay: I think I’m a 38-40 DD

Kate: 36 B

24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in?

Kay: depends on how i feel. Ketchup, honey mustard, bbq.

Kate: I’m vegetarian so, no thank you.

25: What is your favorite food?

Kay: I am Gluten free so I eat a lot of asian foods. I really like rice.

Kate: Italian food is my favorite type of food, but I love a traditional Italian pizza.

26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love?

Kay: White Chicks, Prison Playbook (even though its a show)

Kate: Cloud Atlas, Mean Girls, Descendants of the Sun

27: Last person you kissed/kissed you?

Kay: My mom?

Kate: my parents

28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout?

Kay: like for a year. I hated it.

Kate: I moved around a lot growing up, so I never was able to join.

29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?

Kay: yeah, but I think it’s because I don’t see bodies as something sexual unless sex is the reason why people are naked.

Kate: Probably not, honestly.

30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?

Kay: I only write letters to people if I love them

Kate: My friend in D.C. We send letters to each other.

31: Can you change the oil on a car?

Kay: yeah, I can do all the basics. I didn’t grow up with men in my life, so I learned myself.

Kate: No, I always get my oil changed at a mechanics.

32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket?

Kay: I haven’t been pulled over before.

Kate: I’ve never been pulled over before, but I have a bad case of speeding.

33: Ever ran out of gas?

Kay: Not even once.

Kate: Nope

34: Favorite kind of sandwich?

Kay: I like this sandwich from einstein bagels and my southwest sandwich from subway.

Kate: I had a brie grilled cheese and it’s fantastic!! 10/10!

35: Best thing to eat for breakfast?

Kay: Cold pizza. I’m from chicago…

Kate: Chocolate chip pancakes!

36: What is your usual bedtime?

Kay: 11-12 is normally when I go to bed.

Kate: Kay and I usually go to bed around the same time. Around 11-12.

37: Are you lazy?

Kay: since i am disabled, I can be only because I don’t want to do something and be in pain.

Kate: I like to stay pretty active, but I do have my lazy days.

38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?

Kay: Belle, then a puck rock singer. I went through phases.

Kate: I dressed up as a Hershey Kiss for a few years, but I had an Ariel costume for a good 5-6 years consecutively. 

39: What is your Chinese astrological sign?

Kay: I’m an Ox

Kate: And I’m a dog

40: Are you horny?

Kay: At the moment, no. But I can be?

Kate: No?

41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions?

Kay: no, But I work for an online kpop mag called Japako Music.

Kate: Same, and I write for Japako Music with Kay.

42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs?

Kay: I never played with toys as a child. so Legos.

Kate: Definitely legos.

43: Are you stubborn?

Kay: I can be but i’m more chill and relaxed.

Kate: For the most part, no, but I do have my moments.

44: Who is better…Leno or Letterman?

Kay: James Corden

Kate: James Corden

45: Ever watch soap operas?

Kay: I watch Kdramas….

Kate: I used to watch soap operas with my mom growing up, but I do watch Kdramas as well.

46: Are you afraid of heights?

Kay: I get nervous but I’m down with it.

Kate: I’m not that scared of heights. I used to be a flight attendant.

47: Do you sing in the car?

Kay: I put on a show.

Kate: It’s a freaking show when we’re in the car together.

48: Do you sing in the shower?

Kay: I put on a performance.

Kate: We have a bluetooth speaker for our shower for our singing.

49: Do you dance in the car?

Kay: Not when i’m driving

Kate: All the time.

50: Ever used a gun?

Kay: HAHAHA Yeah.

Kate: My family is in Texas, so most definitely.

51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?

Kay: Senior year of high school

Kate: I just started a new job and had my portrait taken for my ID badge, does that count?

52: Do you think musicals are cheesy?

Kay: yes, but i don’t mind them.

Kate: I grew up with a thick music theatre background, so definitely not.

53: Is Christmas stressful?

Kay: You have no idea How much I don’t like the whole season.

Kate: I’m the opposite, I love the Christmas season!

54: Ever eat a pierogi?

Kay: Yeah?

Kate: Of course! We’re in Chicago…

55: Favorite type of fruit pie?

Kay: Apple cinnimon.

Kate: No, thanks.

56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?

Kay: Teacher, Doctor, then anything cuz I can’t actually work anymore.

Kate: Flight attendant, video game designer, writer, actor.

57: Do you believe in ghosts?

Kay: I like watching Supernatural….

Kate: I used to, but not anymore.

58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?

Kay: Yeah I do the same thing everyday.

Kate: Often.

59: Take a vitamin daily?

Kay: HAHAHAHAHAHA I take close to 35 pills daily.

Kate: I take vitamin, biotin, and multivitamins daily. :)

60: Wear slippers?

Kay: I like the idea of them but I prefer barefoot or socks.

Kate: No, I prefer socks, or being barefoot.

61: Wear a bath robe?

Kay: I do! its purple.

Kate: nope, I prefer just a towel.

62: What do you wear to bed?

Kay: Hoodie and maybe pants

Kate: A sweatshirt and occasionally pants or leggings.

63: First concert?

Kay: First ever was Jonas Brothers. First Kpop concert was BTS wings tour.

Kate: First ever concert was 3oh!3, but my first Kpop concert was JJCC.

64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?

Kay: Target

Kate: Target

65: Nike or Adidas?

Kay: Adidas

Kate: Adidas

66: Cheetos Or Fritos?

Kay: Both, i like the spicy ones.

Kate: Fritos

67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?

Kay: Pumpkin seeds

Kate: Peanuts

68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?

Kay: Ever hear of the group Block B?

Kate: Sure, but Monsta X though….

69: Ever take dance lessons?

Kay: I have been a dancer my whole life. I lived in the dance room.

Kate: I’ve had a total of 4 months of dance classes, I can’t dance very well. Ask Kay.

70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?

Kay: Kpop idol… lol im joking, I just want him to do something that brings him joy.

Kate: Anything that makes him happy.

71: Can you curl your tongue?

Kay: Yeah i can make a toungue borrito.

Kate: No

72: Ever won a spelling bee?

Kay: I always got 100s on spelling tests.. does that count?

Kate: I won a lot of spelling bees growing up.

73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy?

Kay: like yesterday

Kate: I cry at a lot of things.

74: Own any record albums?

Kay: No

Kate: Yes

75: Own a record player?

Kay: No

Kate: Yes, it’s in my parent’s house.

76: Regularly burn incense?

Kay: no I have asthma. But i do burn candles. 

Kate: Occasionally, but not since I’ve moved in with Kay.

77: Ever been in love?

Kay: No

Kate: Once

78: Who would you like to see in concert?

Kay: NCT

Kate: NCT

79: What was the last concert you saw?

Kay: 24K in chicago

Kate: 24K in Chicago

80: Hot tea or cold tea?

Kay: COLD

Kate: Cold tea

81: Tea or coffee?

Kay: coffee

Kate: Tea

82: Sugar or snickerdoodles?

Kay: Cookies

Kate: Yes

83: Can you swim well?

Kay: Yeah kinda

Kate: Very well

84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?

Kay: No i have a phobia of not being able to breath

Kate: Yes, I’m able to hold my breath for over a minute easily.

85: Are you patient?

Kay: Yes and i am also a regular at hospitals..

Kate: Sometimes.

86: DJ or band, at a wedding?

Kay: DJ, Lets turn up

Kate: Band

87: Ever won a contest?

Kay: Yes many for writing. and one for hola hooping

Kate: I won a contest for guessing Beatles songs. (I’m a huge Coldplay and Beatles fan, fun fact.)

88: Ever have plastic surgery?

Kay: HAHA no i have too much surgery as is.

Kate: No, thanks.

89: Which are better black or green olives?

Kay: No

Kate: Nah.

90: Can you knit or crochet?

Kay: I can do both.

Kate: No, but I really want to learn. (I’m looking at YOU, Kay.)

91: Best room for a fireplace?

Kay: Living room

Kate: Living room, or bedroom.

92: Do you want to get married?

Kay: Yeah?

Kate: Definitely

93: If married, how long have you been married?

Kay: no

Kate: Nope

94: Who was your HS crush?

Kay: Zac Effron haha get it (Someone please collect Kay, because Kate doesn’t want this anymore)

Kate: Josh Ramsay from Marianas Trench.

95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?

Kay: no thats useless

Kate: Absolutely not

96: Do you have kids?

Kay: I have a dog

Kate: Nope

97: Do you want kids?

Kay: I want to adopt.

Kate: Heck, yes.

98: Whats your favorite color?

Kay: Black

Kate: Canary yellow

99: Do you miss anyone right now?

Kay: My sanity

Kate: My family in Texas.

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Do you usually sleep with your closet door open or closed? - Technically open, but it’s usually open by just a crack.

Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotels? - No

Have you ever ‘done it’ in a hotel room? - No

Where is your next vacation? - I think my mom, sister and I are planning to go to Disneyland soon but we have to wait until all of this covid nonsense is over.

Have you ever stolen a street sign before? - No and why would you do that??

Who do you think reads these? - No one on my blog.

Do you have a calendar in your room? - No, but I used to!

Where are you? - on my couch 

What’s your plan for the day? - It’s nearly 7 pm so I’ll just rehash my not-exciting day. I woke up at 6, got to work at 8, got off work at 12, decided to go to the dollarstore but car got stuck in the snow for a panicking 30 seconds, we (i was with the sis) went to the dollarstore and grabbed some candy and went home. I watched Youtube for about an hour, listened to some music, read for a while, and now I’m taking this survey to relax before I try to squeeze in some writing.

Are you reading any books right now? - Yes! Right now I’m reading the Serpent and Dove series by Shelby Mahurin. I’m on book 2 called Blood and Honey.

Do you ever count your steps when you walk? - No

Have you ever peed in the woods? - No. One time I was camping with my friend though and she tried to get me to do it because I really needed to go to the washroom but I was too scared that a spider would crawl up my ass lmao

Do you ever dance even if there’s no music playing? - I mean I occassionally twirl to the music in my head when I’m by myself lmao

Do you chew your pens and pencils? - No

What is your “Song of the Week”? - Probably Coney Island by Taylor Swift ft The National

Is it okay for guys to wear pink? - Yes. It’s just a colour. 

Do you still watch cartoons? - Mostly animation movies. The only cartoon I’ll watch when I’m sad or lonely is Spongebob lol

Whats your favorite love movie? - I really like You’ve Got Mail and To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before

What do you drink with dinner? - Because I’m not a super healthy person I’ll drink pop lol

What do you dip Chicken Nuggets in? - Sweet and Sour sauce or Honey Mustard sauce OR plum sauce

What is your favorite food/cuisine? I love Cheesecake! As for a cuisine, I really like Chinese food or Italian.

What movies could you watch over and over and still love? - A Christmas Carol (2009), Hamilton, The Greatest Showman, You’ve Got Mail, Clueless

Last person you hugged/kissed? - I don’t remember the last person I’ve actually hugged because ~miss rona~

Were you ever a boy/girl scout? - No

Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine? - No

When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper? - I’m writing all the time and I especially see a lot of my poetry as letters, but it’s usually addressed to whoever’s reading/audience/my journal. 

Can you change the oil on a car? - No. I don’t have my own car yet, and I think my mom or dad showed me once but I’ve never done it since and that was years ago.

Ever gotten a speeding ticket? - Actually no!! 

Run out of gas? - I’ve been really low, as in didn’t know if I was going to make it to the gas station, but I’ve never completely run empty on it.

Favorite kind of sandwich? - I really like BLT’s.

Best thing to eat for breakfast? - McGriddles from McDonalds, but if we’re being practical I love eating bagels with strawberry cream cheese because it’s quick and easy

What is your usual bedtime? - I usually hop into bed about 10-11 pm, but I usually read for a couple hours so technically I’m not asleep until about midnight or 1 am.

Are you lazy? - Incredibly and I hate it about me.

When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween? - A few things! I remember dressing up as a bumble bee and I loved that costume because it was like a little dress with bee wings!

Do you have any magazine subscriptions? - No

Which are better, legos or lincoln logs? - I don’t know what a lincoln log is.

Are you stubborn? - Yes

Who is better…Leno or Letterman? - Neither, both are low key rude

Ever watch soap operas? - No

Afraid of heights? - A little bit. 

Sing in the car? - Yes

Dance in the shower? - No

Dance in the car? - No. I’ll drum my fingers on my steering wheel but that’s as far as it goes hahah

Ever used a gun? - No

Do you think musicals are cheesy? - No, I love them

Is Christmas stressful? - A little bit. I love Christmas, but I get stressed about it because I work in retail so I find people actually more crabbier at that time most likely because of stress. I do get stressed over money at Christmas time though, except I’m generally enjoying the season so it’s not too bad.

Ever eat a pierogi? - Yes, my grandma makes them the best

Major annoyance right now? - I’m feeling pretty okay right now. I guess I wish my writing was going better, but whatev.

Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? - Hairdresser and I wanted to own a pet adoption center/pet hospital hahaha

Do you believe in ghosts? - No

Ever have a deja-vu feeling? - Sometimes

Do you take a vitamin daily? - No

Wear slippers? - No, but I do wear reading socks so it’s kind of the same thing? Keeps my feet toasty!

Wear a bath robe? - No

What do you wear to bed? - PJ’s.

Wal-Mart, Target or K-Mart? - Wal-Mart

Nike or Adidas? - I don’t really have a preference. I don’t know much about either brand, but I guess Nike?

Cheetos Or Fritos? - Cheetos

Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? - Peanuts

Ever hear of, “gorp”? - No

Ever taken karate? - No

Ever kissed someone of the same sex? - No

Can you curl your tongue? - Yes

Ever won a spelling bee? - No, I’ve never been in one.

Ever cried because you were so happy? - I’ve never full on cried, but I’ve been teary.

Own any record albums? - No

Own a record player? - No but I want one!!

Regularly burn incense? - No

Ever been in love? - With fictional characters mostly.

Hot tea or cold tea: - Hot, I guess, but I’m not a fan of either really.

Tea or coffee? - Neither, blah!

Favorite kind of cookie? - Chocolate Chip

Can you swim well? - Not really. Deep water is a fear of mine, so I never really learned to swim well. I feel like I could manage not to drown but I would struggle lol

Can you hold your breath w/o manually holding your nose? - Yes

Are you patient? - I think so

Ever won a contest? - Yes, but small contests like at work.

Ever had plastic surgery? - No

Which are better black or green olives? - Black

Can you knit or crochet? - No, but I wanted to learn to crochet!!

Wash room or bathroom? - I say both ways, I don’t really know if it’s different or not.

Do you want to get married? - Yes, but I don’t think anyone could fall in love with me

Who was your High School crush? - I never had a severe high school crush and it was mostly guys I saw in the hallway or in class that I thought were cute lol. I never hung out with them or knew them. They were just pretty strangers.

Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way? - No, but when I was young...that’s another story

Do you have kids? - No

Do you want kids? - I don’t really know. I don’t want them but I don’t not want them either. I can’t make up my mind lol.

What kind of mom are you? - I’m not one, but I think I’m pretty maternal so I feel like I would be a caring and protective mom.

Do you miss anyone right now? - Not terribly, but I’m always missing someone or something.

Who do you want to see right now? - No one at the moment.

#survey

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Do you like orange juice with or without pulp? >> Without. Sparrow likes it with pulp and I constantly call her a heathen for it.

Do you want to be cremated or buried when you die? >> I’d prefer a green burial if possible. Honestly, sometimes I wish I was Jewish for several reasons, one of those reasons being that I prefer their method of dealing with dead bodies.  What’s something you often end up messing up or breaking? >> *shrug* Has the gender you’re attracted to ever laid in your bed? >> No one has lain in my bed but me. If you were getting a tattoo, what would it be of? >> I don’t know, I haven’t figured out what to get next.

Have you ever named a bug in your house and thought of it as a pet? >> We did that with a spider once, but I forget what the name was. Can you eat ketchup, mustard, or mayo right out of the packet/bottle? >> No. What’s the theme of the calendar that’s closest to you? >> --- Have you ever accidentally called a teacher mom or dad? >> I don’t recall ever doing that. Do you know anyone with a lisp? >> No. Out of all your school yearbook photos, which year was your best picture? >> --- Have you ever fired a gun with one hand? >> No. Do you wear a belt every day? >> No. Out of all the people you know, who has the coolest eyes and why? >> --- Have you ever worn something as jewelry that wasn’t meant to be jewelry? >> Yeah, like safety pins and shit. How tall is/are your sibling/s, if you have any? >> --- What color is the majority of your underwear? >> Black or navy. Would you want to learn Russian? >> I wouldn’t mind, but I don’t have the motivation or dedication. Have you ever participated in a shaving cream fight? >> No. What’s the greatest thing you’ve ever heard a little kid say? >> I don’t know. What was your most recent ex’s middle name? >> --- How long do you wait to let conditioner settle in your hair? >> I don’t use conditioner. What’s the stupidest music video you’ve ever seen? >> *shrug* Can you play Texas Hold'em? >> No. Have you ever gotten kicked out of a restaurant? >> No. Do you know who/what Slenderman is? >> Yeah. Do you workout regularly? >> No. Have you ever flashed anyone? >> Yeah, when I was like nineteen. Do you use bar soap or shower gel in the shower? >> Bar soap. Who do you sit near in 4th period (if your still in school)? >> --- Have you ever been bitten by a dog? >> Nope. Do you get along with guys or girls more? >> --- Have you ever left a note in someone’s mailbox? >> No. Do you put anything weird on your scrambled eggs? (like syrup) >> I’ve tried the syrup thing and I liked it, but I don’t usually do it. I prefer cheese, and hot sauce or some kind of spice of that nature. What’s your favorite pokemon? (You know you have one) >> --- What two things combined smell terrible to you? >> Body odour and any kind of fragrance. You know, like when someone hasn’t showered and they just spray some perfume over themselves to try and mask it? Yeah, doesn’t work. Makes it even worse. Have you ever been a victim of a prank? Tell me about it >> No. Have you ever bit the inside of your cheek so hard that it bled? >> YES. I do that constantly and it’s a nightmare. The other day I bit the inside of my cheek so fucking hard that I traumatised myself, no lie. I felt and heard it. It was awful. Did you dress up for Halloween last year? If so, what were you? >> I’ve never dressed up. What instrument can you seriously not play to save your life? >> All of them. Were you sitting, standing, or laying down for your first kiss? >> --- What’s the coldest weather you’ve ever been in? >> I guess a bit below zero. Have you ever been to Carnival, Mardi Gras, Fantasy Fest, anything similar? >> No. Name a good band that you’ve recently discovered >> Oof, I can’t remember now. Is your second toe longer than your first? >> No. Have you ever been in a store or bank while it was being robbed? >> No. What’s the background of your computer of? >> It’s on shuffle, but right now it’s just the Doctor Manhattan symbol on a blue background. Do you concentrate better on tests with your hair pulled back? >> --- Do you have any bruises on your legs right now? >> No. Is your sneeze really loud or is it one of those quiet, held in ones? >> I don’t know, I guess it’s somewhere in between. Have you ever jumped off a roof and landed in a pool? >> No. Would you wear sandals in public without your toes being painted? >> Yes. What’s one song that reminds you of that little someone when you hear it? >> --- Can you tolerate the sound of knuckles cracking? >> For the most part, but it’s not exactly pleasant to me either.

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