#yes i know

[rayactive-factory]

♡🔵⚫💨🌃♡

#sonic the hedgehog #shadow the hedgehog #sonadow #sketchbook #yes i know #watch OUT you're gonna CRASH aaAAAah #it's fine they've survived much worse #old repost

[canisalbus]

Feel free to ignore this if it doesn't spark your interest but worth a shot. Can I ask what breed of dog Jesus was in your dog world?

I think dog Jesus predates most of today's dog breeds. Realistically he'd probably be some kind of mutt, probably with vaguely Canaan dog looks. But European depictions of Jesus have always been very localized, and I tend to think that in Medieval, Renaissance and Baroque art he'd usually appear as a Spaniel of sorts, although it varies from piece to piece. Gun dogs more often than not.

#every society adapts their idea of Christ to fit their needs and culture to some degree right #so maybe in France he's represented by a French breed of dog and in Sweden a Swedish breed and so on #because Jesus is typically depicted as noble and handsome they would end up choosing breeds that have prestige and high status #over those that aren't viewed as favorably #so ironically very few rustic shepherd Jesuses #does that sound sensible? #yes I know #but this is in fact a thing I have to consider for world building purposes #can't have dog Catholicism without dog Jesus #answered #anonymous

[avidenthusiastoftomfoolery]

On a completely different note from my previous post I wanted to see more anthropomorphic ren and remembered I knew how to do that

@enderwoah had said something about dressing him up in kingly jewels like technoblade and I ran with it <3

#mcyt #hermitcraft #art #artwork #yes i know #he looks like the death wolf #i had his 3rd life skin on the brain #leave me be #<3 #rendog #rendog fanart

[flametrashiraarchive]

Douma Headcanons Part 3

I thought of more 😫

NSFW under the cut.

PART ONE | PART TWO

You discover the thrill of being hunted.

Douma likes to have you hide while he seeks you out, tiptoeing through the temple, honing his senses on you.

"Come on out, little pet... I promise not to bite too hard..."

"Awwh~ perhaps you ran away for good?" 🥺

You don't even dare to breathe. Your pulse is racing.

Some deep, primal instinct overrides your adoration of him.

You are prey and your predator is looking for you.

You can hear him pouting.

LOVES to sneak up on you in your hiding spot and get your heart pounding.

Sometimes he'll let you try to run from him.

You never know what he'll do when he catches you (and he always does.)

Sometimes he'll pounce on you, pin you down and tickle you until you beg him for mercy,

sometimes he'll pin you against the wall and fuck you as he sucks on your neck.

When he's not chasing you, fucking you, or generally being a little (6'2") gremlin, he likes to lie with his head on your chest or your stomach and just have you pet his hair.

He gets all soft and about as close to sleepy as demons get.

Bathes with you.

He has one of those enormous sexy basically-an-indoor-pool baths. Has it filled with rose petals for you and likes to pluck them off your wet body when you get out.

Kisses you as he washes your hair, and lathers his hands in soap to slip them over your skin.

He spends his life being doted on by his disciples, so he likes to do the same for you.

Baths almost always turn into bath sex.

Favorite position is the lotus. He likes to watch your face as he fucks you, and loves the feeling of you desperately riding his dick as you cling to his shoulders.

Will absolutely gossip with you about his disciples after they confess their sins to him.

Finds it hilarious and adorable that you're so hypnotized by his chest. Will let you squeeze them but be careful because his nipples ARE sensitive and he WILL want to fuck if they get too much attention.

He likes your titties too.

They're fun to play with.

Desperately wants to take you to the Infinity Castle and show you off. 😫 Muzan won't let him.

(Wants to bone you in every room there. Yes, he knows it's impossible. No, he's not going to quit wanting it.)

#kny douma #douma my beloved #i actually love him so much #yes i know #he is terrible #however #he is such a cutie #and i think i could change him #lol who am i kidding #i can't even change my sheets. #demon slayer douma #kimetsu no yaiba douma #douma smut #douma x you #douma

[bibibusinessman]

Quotes from my life as things the Batfam would say.

Dick: Can you crop me stripping out of the photo?

Tim: Usually when I leave people have a happy smile on their faces.

Steph: It wasn’t assault it was an oopsie daisy.

Duke: Drunk driving is fine, as long as it’s not drunk crashing.

Barbara: I’m gonna eat that shit up.

Damian: I can’t tell if that’s my dad or a lesbian.

Jason: it’s not assault if you enjoy it

#yes i know #I’m insane #my friends are insane #batman #batfamily #jason todd #dick grayson #tim drake #damian wayne #cassandra cain #duke thomas #batdad #kate kane #stephanie brown #barbara gordon #batfam #batkids #dc comics

[swiftiereg]

Biker boyfriends Rosekiller.

#yes i know #rosekiller #marauders #evan rosier #barty crouch junior #regulus black #pandora lovegood #dorcas meadowes #emmeline vance #slytherin skittles #james potter #jegulus #mary macdonald #sirius black #the valkyries

[starrayblogs]

Not So Rock-Hearted || Floyd (Trolls) x Reader

a/n: prepare for this to not be serious, but rather silly and rushed because i think floyd is one cutie patootie ty

another a/n: likes and reblogs are appreciated too :3 okay enjoy your read!

i.i prologue;

After the night of the Bergen Attack, you lost your best friend. You were angry that night. You were angry at King Peppy for lying about “no troll left behind" when he left behind his own daughter. Then, one night, you left.

You wandered away from Pop Village, venturing outside with all the dangers. Eventually, after a few days and still no sign of Viva, you lost hope. You survived the next few days, trying to hide from the predators and find a new place to stay.

Along the way, you encountered a different kind of troll, a rock troll. Her name was Barb, and she took you to Volcano Rock City, which eventually became your new home. You also, eventually, got around to rock music. You enjoyed it more, and it naturally became a part of you, the pop fading away.

During the World Tour, you didn’t expect to see King Peppy again. It frustrated you to see him casually be carried by a sea of trolls, so by the time he reached your arms, you gripped him tight and set him down in front of you.

“King Peppy.” You said his name through gritted teeth. “It’s good to see you again.” You follow up as calmly as possible.

“Oh, I- I’m sorry, do I know you?” He replied nervously, taking a step back and raising his hands. You scoffed, adjusting your guitar strap so your instrument could hang by your back. You reminded him of your name. He echoed it, confused, before gasping.

“Where’s Viva?” You cocked your head to the side and folded your arms. He gulped and looked down. Your mouth opened a bit in disappointment, your brows furrowing. “You still haven’t found her?” You asked. Disbelief, sadness, and there’s that frustration again.

“I…”

“What happened to no troll left behind?”

“When I went back to get them, the tunnels had already collapsed!” King Peppy defended himself. “I’m guilty, every day, for leaving those trolls behind. I’m even guilty that I let you go away… I kept thinking that a Bergen would get you too!”

“So why didn’t you stop me?” You asked, shaking your head a little.

“Because I was a coward!” You inhaled sharply at his reply. He breathed heavily before clearing his throat. “I can never go back in time and make sure that Viva got out of the tunnels with the others, or make sure that you never left and made it up to you.”

“...” You said nothing, watching him step forward and grab your hand in his.

“I’m happy to see that you’re doing well, however. And… that I’m also sorry.” He said softly. Your eyes softened, and you sighed, placing your other hand on his.

“King Peppy, I… I don’t think I’ll forgive you, but I think I’ll learn to accept what’s happened. I’ve got Queen Barb, and she’s proven to me that she won’t leave me behind.” You glanced at him before looking at your savior on stage. “She’s given me a new friendship that I never thought I’d make again after Viva.” You smiled gently before meeting his eye again, pulling your hands away.

King Peppy smiles slightly and nods his head. “That’s… good to hear.” You nod your head before you start to walk away. “I just have one favor…”

“What is it?” You stop, turning back to him.

“Don’t tell Poppy about Viva... She’s not ready.”

You look at him quietly before shaking your head and continuing to walk away. “Whatever you want, King Peppy.” You say loud enough for him to hear before walking to the stage for Barb.

You didn’t talk to him after the World Tour. You didn’t return to the pop trolls when Poppy invited you back either; you simply told her that you had your place here with the rock trolls.

✩ next chapter

#✩ starraywrites #✩ starraywrites trolls #✩ starraywrites trolls band together #trolls #trolls band together #trolls floyd #floyd trolls #trolls floyd x reader #floyd x reader #yes #yes i am cringe #yes i know #but i am free #✩ starraywrites not so rock-hearted #✩ starraywrites nsrh

[profoundmakerdreamerss-blog]

Tomarry AU with fake dating but not because of a rebound, no. It's because of the money. Yes, an au with Tom and Harry having a YouTube channel together. A couple YouTube channel. Yep. It's not like they like each other — oh no. It's strictly business. After all, it is a lucrative business deal — and that is true because they do take the dating world of YouTube by storm. (That was the plan anyway; pesky feelings are below me anyways. — Tom Riddle, in the mirror, at 3 am.)

An AU where both of them are roommates and due to shortage of funds decide to open a YouTube channel together. Especially after seeing how Abraxas' beauty blog was so successful, and so was Ron's gaming channel. An AU where they start a prank channel that end up becoming a dating channel because everyone thinks they are dating. And because Tom and Harry don't do anything in half's; they decide to milk it as much as they can. To them it was their best idea to date. Or a decision they would both come to regret. (Like Tom? No way, he is my business partner and Tom would kill him before he ever dated him. — Harry Potter, to himself, monologuing the same thing, for the hundredth time that day.)

Basically an AU where they both end up falling for each other and being in denial while doing YouTube videos as a COUPLE, and freaking out everytime they have to do couple-y stuff.

#yes i know #there are too many tomarry aus #forgive me #but they have been leaving in my mind rent free for months now and i can finally puke them out SOMEWHERE #a modern au #or maybe wizarding youtube channel #idk how'd that work #but anyway #its just #tom and harry making dumb decisions #at 3 am #relatable tbf #but anyway its just them pining and denying like always #tomarry #tom riddle #harry potter #my hc is tom always freaks out in front of the mirror while harry closes his eyes to scream internally #ANYWAYS AT LEAST THEY ARE RICH NOW #maybe they were onto something #maybe all these suffering will mean something

[radioactive-earthshine]

Every time someone calls Bart Allen a ginger I lose 5 hp.

#bart allen #yes i know he was colored like that in ttv3 #yes i know wfa did that #yes i know #but the comics were very clear that his hair color is auburn #or the second pick that is acceptable is chestnut brown #he's not a wally clone

[beauty-starts-with-frog]

#silver more ship posts? #You're insane #yes i know #the owl house #metal family #scooby doo #jackson's diary #it stephen king #that's my whole world #heartstopper #b-side you #reddie

[tea-time221]

most of these were drawn in a haze in the wee hours of 2am

#reaper76 #r76 #they literally just sprung on me #hit me lik a fucking truck #i blinked #and suddenly i was back in my reaper76 phase #yes i know #overwatch in 2022 💔 #jack morrison #gabriel reyes #reaper #soldier 76 #reaper bean #farts n sharts #yes that is my art tag #overwatch

[jaggedlittleteacup]

Posting this here because it deserves attention

#jalexandria #markiplier #markiplier fanart #mark fischbach #yes i know #fanart #art #guys I like YouTubers now #am i cool yet #sorry for being so hot and sexy

[manesalex]

Every Ed Teach Scene (1/?)

#ofmdedit #ofmdgifs #ofmd edit #ofmd gifs #edteachedit #edwardteachedit #blackbeardedit #ofmd #ofmddaily #ofmdsource #our flag means death #ed teach #edward teach #blackbeard #izzy hands #*mygifs #everyedteach #yes i know #but you'll see his face when i get to the third scene

[reddstardust]

When I tell you I was crying

#yes i know #i stopped listening to wtnv for a while #i don't even know why i did that #don't ask #welcome to night vale #wtnv #transcript #🌠

[eluxcastar]

May i please ask for the big sibling series fpr the little sibling series you work on?

Ok here's to hoping this gets seen this ask is my dear friend's who along with a few others wanted to see the siblingfication continue ☆(≧∀≦*)ﾉ I offered to let them choose who goes first but they couldn't decide so instead I decided everyone else can decide for us and now we have this poll to avoid choice paralysis (ﾉ´▽｀)ﾉ♪

pick whoever you wanna see first and I'll do it in order of who has the most votes ＼(^o^)／

I unfortunately have to disappoint Pulcinella fans and say he will again not be included solely because I have no idea what I'd do for him but maybe I'll write some grandpa headcanons to make up for it 🙏

#♡ — mallory. #☆ — riri says. #yes I know #it will probably end up a popularity poll #but I couldn't decide 😭 #neither could they #so now we come to this point #I'm gonna hate tagging this #childe x reader #tartaglia x reader #pantalone x reader #signora x reader #la signora x reader #sandrone x reader #scaramouche x reader #arlecchino x reader #columbina x reader #dottore x reader #il dottore x reader #il capitano x reader #capitano x reader #pierro x reader #genshin impact #genshin #genshin impact x reader #genshin x reader #I was right I hated that

[ted-dy-bear]

au where molly stops slapping their boyfriend

(based on a bit with my partner about that Forehead Kiss + headcanon that molly would call caleb the dumbest and silliest pet names)

#yes i know #critical role #in 2023 #but you see. i love them #art #artists on tumblr #procreate #digital art #mollymauk tealeaf #caleb widogast #widowmauk #widomauk #mollymauk x caleb