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Girlboss and Short king, the best queerplatonic duo
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rarepears · 2 months
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Friend have you read It's Time For Another Good Idea, Bad Idea by Haurvatat?
Cause it makes me wonder what if Sung Jin-Woo E-Rank dirt poor hunter said hey maybe I can eat dungeon shit and save on groceries. And maybe his sister thought it was funny and started a YouTube channel.
What I'm saying is Sung Jin-Woo YouTuber and meme legend is announced as a new S rank Hunter. Just the sheer chaos of people being like maybe dungeon food increases your likelihood of becoming S-Rank? A black market of dungeon food. All because Sung Jin-Woo couldn't afford his bills.
YES I HAVE
My major complaint of that novel is that IT'S TOO SHORT AND IT NEEDS 100K MORE WORDS QAQ
I thoroughly enjoyed reading it. And also your ask is basically a summary of the fanfic two steps to the left. E ranked hunter Sung Jinwoo isn't stupid enough to try eating stuff from the dungeons because his family can't afford the medical bill (although regular Korean healthcare is subsidized to be quite cheap, it doesn't cover gate related activities...). When he gets his poison immunity, he immediately enacts his daydreams of eating ALL thing in the dungeon.
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dnpstardust · 1 month
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Why is this giving ‘power top’ vibes?
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infernaleikon · 7 months
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obi-wan ‘stewjoni tongues are barbed like the ones of cats’ kenobi eating out anakin ‘i love the pain of overstimulation and obi-wan’s tongue on me’ skywalker until his pussy is sopping and throbbing, and clit swollen and sensitive
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So in November I started sketching this
A symbol of childhood would not support anything that ends in the harming and murder of Children. This is my fuck you to The Castle and Bobby in the dictators spot the Mouse is free and he's ready to Protest.
An ode as well to when Donald hit Hitler in the face with a tomato.
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lightdancer1 · 1 month
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LOL LMAO at people who think hating on Iroh is actually describing the character:
The real Iroh was the Shoigu of the Fire Nation who happily conducted a genocidal war of aggression and was BFF with the genocidal Rough Rhinos and presumably the people who did rape, butcher, and burn in the Water Tribes. He pulled a Gaza/Mariupol on Ba Sing Se, and fundamentally is the kind of slimy cowardly hypocrite to be unwilling to face his own brother in a fight but perfectly happy to tell Zuko to put his rabid sister down when he, who has the power to stop the omnicidal maniac who wanted the entire world to burn did not see that as a sufficient problem.
The only reason he 'liberated' Ba Sing Se in methods right out of the Second Indochina War to a point you expected to see him squatting there saying "I love the smell of napalm in the morning" was butthurt that his niece did at 14 what he couldn't for 693 days with a huge-ass army.
Cartoon Iroh was also a perv who molested a woman, at a purely petty level, and given what people like him got up to in real life General-Prince Iroh, Dragon of the West, was probably much worse than that when his every whim was law.
The problem the canon has it tells you this man who spent 90% of his life as daddy's golden boy hatchetman putting nations to the sword changed when he spends the end of the First Season arranging for the murder of the Moon and never accepts his responsibility in that at multiple levels, and ultimately is again the same cowardly little fuck who demanded the next generation do what he was unwilling to do.
Mako dying was a tragedy and at a Watsonian level it means the fandom is blighted with Saint Iroh, who is so much less interesting than the actual character described here, because he's a bland boring magic grandpa who casually kicks 14 year olds off boats neck-first.
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loxosceleslolo · 17 days
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Happy Eclipse Day, Berserk fans!
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erzbethluna · 1 year
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Our babys, as Buzz and Woody. As toys. As the WOM toys. (Yes, I went there. No, I don't regret it. Fuck the mage.)
Happy Halloween Everybody!! A very quick little art for the day :D hope you are having an amazing trick'n treat time!
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muchadoaboutstartrek · 10 months
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Spock and La'an // Giving each other the "I wanna tap that" look in 2×01 and 2×05
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vesperione · 5 months
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In which Duke Keane turns to his Uncle Jim and Aunt Della for advice on what to get Miss Holloway for Christmas
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esthermitchell-author · 6 months
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Let me introduce: Jemima Crowley-Fell
Bonus: I get to watch Crowley turn into a gooey puddle of parental adoration formerly known as a demon over a precocious little half-demon/half-angel bundle of starlight.
I am having the time of my life writing this... :)
If you want to know more, read:
The Starmaker's Daughter
For His World
(Both are AO3 links. I leave mine open to everyone, so you don't have to be a registered user to read them. They're marked "Mature" because of some suggestive comments/situations, but there's nothing explicitly sexual or violent in either one). I've used the AO3 links because I believe that's the best/smoothest read, but you can find both stories here on my tumblr page, as well, if you're willing to hunt for them a little.
and I'm working on another that'll be a cross of the flashback scenes I've been doing for a bit now, and flash forward Jemmy scenes.
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feliciore · 2 years
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cha-melodius · 1 year
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Oh a TMFU/Gorncharov cross over??? Maybe Illya, Napoleon, and Gaby are just in Naples for an unrelated issue. Or Gorncharov knows Illya from childhood and calls his old friend in for help. We all know that Gaby and Katya would get on great. Illya and Gorncharov can both be idiots pining together over Napoleon and Andry respectively. Napoleon and Andry can probably bond over their tastes for finer things in life or something I dunno.
This is of course a very natural crossover! It's no secret that Goncharov is one of Guy Ritchie's favorite movies, and The Man from U.N.C.L.E. definitely shows the great influences of all his movies; he's said before that he wanted to set TMFU in Italy as a nod to Goncharov, and in the original script Victoria's name was Sofia. However, since Goncharov was more or less still lost in 2015, I feel like the parallels are definitely underappreciated, especially all the clock/watch imagery and its ties to both the themes of broken families and Goncharov/Illya's trust issues. Few people realize that Illya's "You know what my mission is?" line when Napoleon returns his father's watch is a direct reference to Goncharov's "You know what the job is?" line in the clocktower scene when he confronts Andrey. Of course the very fact that Illya gets his watch back shows that Illya still holds on to his sense of self, unlike Goncharov, who loses it for good. (Goncharov google doc, short analysis of Goncharov's watch)
Now about that crossover.
I assume we're going on a crossover before the events of the movie, since, well, spoilers (can you spoil a 50 year old movie?), but there's not a lot of opportunity after. Perhaps set in the late 60s, after UNCLE has been a team for a while.
I like the idea that Goncharov knows Illya from his past, before Illya's father was arrested, and before Goncharov was truly inducted into the family business. When Illya's father is arrested and he's sent to an orphanage (common for children of political prisoners), he of course loses touch with everyone from that life, including Goncharov. I think Goncharov, even well-connected as he is, wouldn't know Illya is a KGB agent now, but perhaps Illya does know about Goncharov's move to Naples. He finds out about it during a KGB operation and doesn't really think much of it, but then the UNCLE team ends up in Naples on a mission and whoops, it's connected to Goncharov. This could definitely lead to some angst and conflicted feels since they were good friends as children, but now Goncharov is part of the mob, so they're obviously thrown into this antagonistic relationship. Despite himself, Illya can't help but want to try to find a solution that doesn't end with his old friend dead.
He's surprised to find that his partners support him in this, but of course Andrey and Napoleon hit it off (leading to some scenes of jealous Illya & Gonch; Goncharov gets threatening toward Napoleon because he thinks Napoleon is trying to make a move, only to be shocked that Illya is deadly serious about protecting his American; Illya and Napoleon have an argument about all the time Napoleon is spending with Andrey), and Gaby and Katya would definitely share a certain kinship. I think that seeing Goncharov and Andrey's relationship, fraught with unresolved homoerotic tension, and how destructive repressing those feelings is, would help Napoleon and Illya recognize the cycle in their own relationship and break it, finally admitting what they mean to each other. Perhaps Gaby secretly tries to convince Katya to leave Goncharov and the mob behind, but of course she fails because Katya's not at the breaking point yet, she still believes things can work out.
Obviously there's a ton of potential here for a crossover! And that's not even delving into the hints at Goncharov, Katya, and Andrey's histories with the KGB in canon, which is pretty much unexplored.
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gyunikum · 9 months
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Käärijä and Joker Out as Baldur's Gate 3 classes:
LOADING....
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danisnotmyname · 9 months
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Summary: Mary Wardwell readjusts in the world again, with helps from surprising forces.
*** “You poor dear...would you like to come in for a cup of tea?” “Please don’t use any witchcraft,” Mary blurts out.
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sweetestofbelles · 21 days
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"What's wrong, Felix Flanken?"
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