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anxiousgoddest ยท 1 month
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There(was) a height meme running around on the LADS and I'm tired of seeing yall dwarf asses so here's my :
โœจ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ 5'7 CONTRIBUTION๐Ÿ‘ โœจ๏ธ
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And of course...
โœจ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ THE LADS BOYS AND HOW THEY WOULD ACT DEPENDING ON YO HEIGHT ๐Ÿ‘ โœจ๏ธ
๐Ÿ‘ Tags: Crack (what else do you even expect from me atp), the boys are Lil shits, you are a bad bih tho, bullet format cuz I'm THAT girl, idk how to tag lol.
๐Ÿ‘ Pairing: Zayne, Rafayel, Xavier, Caleb and you (duh).
And as always, I keep my stuff under the cut cuz i don't want to interrupt the hoes that are just looking for that Zaynussy in the tag (I'm hoes btw lmao)
Zayne
If you're taller than him:
Honestly he's the most normal
That man does not care if you're taller than him sista
He probably has seen your tall ass naked cuz you got bitten by a cat and had to take vaccine for rabies.
Yes... I already took one of those... the vaccine is on your butt... no dawg I'm not ok.
Anyways enough trauma
You can try bully him and he'll threaten you that he'll cut sweets from you the entire week, u never had sat down faster ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฝ๐ŸงŽ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ
So yeah he's no fun that nerd
But now, if you shorter...
You may think "oh he's okay"
Yall know his dry ass humor right?
He'll literally bully you and you will be like three days later:
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(Yes I made this meme... ik I'm cringe but I'm free ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…)
Idk about yall but I'm low-key dumb as shit so he would literally get away with saying shit to me and I wouldn't notice lmao
Xavier
Once again if you are shorter than this man:
"Oh no, he wouldn't he's too cute ohh" shuddup this is you rn ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿฝ
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This Lil bitch would lean on you AND SLEEP
No, not โœจ๏ธeppy nappy โœจ๏ธ NAH SISTAH HE WOULD DROLL ON YO HAIR ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
And then be all like "Oh I'm sorry, you were just so comfy and the perfect height-"
Honestly, me personally I wouldn't let him finish before busting his knee caps idc
AND HE WOULD LIKE CHUCKLE IF HE SEE YOU STRUGGLING ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€
Nah fam I'm glad I'm not you lmao #notshort #wompwomp
But now... if U tall ๐Ÿ˜
Ayo
Be for real with me
TELL ME IF I'M WRONG WHEN I SAY HE WOULD LOOK AT YOU LIKE THIS:
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THAT SIMP
I BET THAT HE WOULD ASK YOU TO GIVE HIM A LEG LOCK
I JUST KNOW THAT HE WOULD TRAIN WITH YOU JUST CUZ HE LIKES WHEN YOU BEAT HIS ASS
DON'T TELL ME IM WRONG THIS GAME HAS POSSESSED MY LIFE ๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ‘น
Rafayel
*heavy sigh*
Bruh... I'm not even short but I feel unreasonable rage just making this shit
I swear if Rafayel existed for real we would be throwing hands SO BAD idc he's handsome that bitch ain't bulletproof and I finna prove it ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€
Anyways if you were shorter than him:
Dawg ๐Ÿ’€
Honestly, me personally I would have for real his ass beaten
Not like cute uwu type like
"oMG sTEve StOP i'M nOt SHorT uwu >:ใ€Š"
Nah ๐Ÿ’€ I would make him get this pink plastic 11 inches meat, peace was never an option ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€
But anyway girl he WOULD annoy you IN EVERY CHANCE
Like that ugly boy in 5th grade that was into you, and he thought that if he annoyed you, he would get you? Like, nah fam yo face is a condom ad, and your birth certificate should be used as material to sue condom companies for failing society ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€
But yeah this bastard is handsome
BUT LIKE, IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU'RE A FEW CENTIMETERS SHORTER THAN HIM (like me) YOU'RE NOT SAFE BESTIE THAT'S WHY I'M SO MAD.
LIKE
You: build well established argument on why you shouldn't do something.
Rafayel: Uhmmmm okay *smack lips* but I'm taller so womp womp let's go ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿผ
AND THEN HE COMPLAIN AS TO WHY EVERTHING WENT WRONG ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€
Nah I would push him down the stairs ๐Ÿฉท
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Ok... but now if you were taller ๐Ÿ˜
Ok this tsundere deepweb Ariel
Would be so easy to make him shut up
FRRRRRR
NO NO NO LISTEN LISTEN
Like:
Rafayel: *being a Lil bitch*
You sexy tall femme fatale Lil mama ass: *leg kabedon him and lean closer to his face*
Rafayel: *submissive and breedable*
ONG
HE'S A SIMP TOO BUT AT LEAST XAVIER IS A GOOD BOY
That's literally them๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿฝ
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Btw Rafayel would be all gangsta until he finds out that HE'S THE ONE WITH THE PERFECT HEIGHT TO HUG YOU AND BURRY HIS FACE ON YO BOOBS
Yeah he might bite them
This bitch I hate him (affectionately)
Caleb
Let's pretend that I'm know what I'm saying as if we have enough material to know about this man ๐Ÿ’€
Ok so Mista Bombastic here
If you shorter than him
Another Lil shit
But listen
You both grew up together ๐Ÿ˜
So like
You might be short but at least you didn't get literally shitted on by a pigeon when you sneaking out of gramas house UNLIKE SOMEONE LMAO
So yeah although he can and WILL call you demoted goofy dwarf
At least you can make fun of him that once he took a shit so big that he had to cut with a knife ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€
Caleb: Hey pipsqueak
You: Hey poop master
Caleb: Okay, that's pretty f up of you to say bro
So you got him on a leash sista
Ok now if you taller than him
Ok first thing first:
Is you single hit me up shawtie ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿซต๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿซต๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿซต๐Ÿฝ
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*AHEM ANYWAY
Also another one that wouldn't change much
He has laughed at you for hitting your face on ceilings made by gnomes (low life humans, I'm not one of them tho shawtie ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฝ)
And also he WOULD BE THAT BITCH
That would kick the back of your knees
And in any form he would still tackle you down to tickle you
And hear me out
Yall childhood friends
No, not the cute trope that's Zayne stupid
I mean like
You guys are close enough for this type of shit be normal๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿฝ
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Don't worry that's you on him ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€
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And that's all folks enough crack for the day
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azulashengrottospiano ยท 10 months
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pesterloglog ยท 3 months
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Arquiusprite, Jane Crocker, Roxy Lalonde, John Egbert, Rose Lalonde, Rosesprite, Jaspersprite
Act 6, page 7583-7588
ARQUIUSPRITE: ๐Ÿ•ถ๏ธ--> Abra cafiddling dabra you silly shootnerds
ARQUIUSPRITE: ๐Ÿ•ถ๏ธ--> My e%ceedingly STRONG work as the party's premier bodybuilding hacker is done
ARQUIUSPRITE: ๐Ÿ•ถ๏ธ--> Off I go
JANE: ...
ROXY: JANE!!!!!
ROXY: ur wake!
JANE: Roxy?????
JANE: U'r alive!
JANE: Er, you're!
ROXY: so are you!
ROXY: you were dead last time i saw you and also before i found u sleepin here but now ur awake and also alive!
JANE: Yeah!
JANE: You were dead too, because I...
JANE: But now you're??
JANE: Oh god, Roxy, I'm so sorry I,
JANE: I wasn't thinking straight when...
JANE: Please forgive me. :(
ROXY: aw janey you dont gotta worry about whatever sad incident that frowns about
ROXY: thats all water under a bridge from a reality i got no recollection of and therefore dont matter at all
ROXY: by which i mean......
ROXY: this reality here, so ok the reality is still KIND of relevant because we are literally inside of it atm
ROXY: but im new here!
ROXY: i came over to keep being roxy since the old one died or whatever thru hecka debacles
JANE: That... is quite an explanation!
JANE: Jeez, I missed you.
ROXY: cmere u extravagant bitch!!!
JANE: Hahah!
JANE: (Wait... what?)
JOHN: the hug pile doesn't stop from getting taller.
ROSE: ?
JOHN: the hug pile! there are more hugs, rose.
ROSE: I can see the hugs. I don't understand the pile thing.
JOHN: oh. don't you remember?
JOHN: a funny quote from one of dave's old comics!
ROSE: Ah. Yes, vaguely.
ROSE: It's been a long journey, John.
ROSE: I believe one of the most valuable lessons that comes with growing up is gaining the wisdom that gently informs you when it's time to retire a meme.
JOHN: heh...
JOHN: i guess i never earned that handy badge, or whatever.
JOHN: i like this, though. every time someone wakes up, or pops out of nowhere, it's fun times all over again.
JOHN: i feel like i should be playing reunion bingo.
JOHN: who will be next??
JOHN: my money is on the long awaited and insanely poignant reunion between me and casey the salamander.
ROSE: Surely you mean the dear Viceroy Bubbles Von Salamancer, right?
ROSE: And instead of you, you mean me.
ROSE: That's when the real tears will flow.
JOHN: what do you think she's up to?
ROSE: He.
JOHN: no, she is my beautiful daughter. :p
ROSESPRITE: Something tells me the good Viceroy has been busy.
ROSE: Oh?
ROSESPRITE: I sense he's been... scheming.
ROSESPRITE: Plotting.
ROSESPRITE: Biding his time.
ROSESPRITE: Accruing dark legions.
ROSE: That sure is a thing that would be dumb, if true.
ROSESPRITE: Yeah.
JOHN: hi nanna!
JOHN: jane, i mean.
JOHN: sorry, it's an easy mistake to make, because you're my nanna!
ROXY: lol
ROXY: real smooth shit john
JANE: Hello!
JANE: A pleasure to meet you, John. Or, poppop, as I used to know you.
JOHN: hehe, yeah so i heard!
JANE: You look so...
JANE: Young.
JOHN: thanks!
JOHN: so do you.
JOHN: my nanna, who used to be ashes on my fireplace, regained her old womanly visage when i turned her into a sprite, and she helped me along the way.
JOHN: so nanna is a sprite! did you know that?
JANE: Um... no?
JOHN: i thought you should know that. she's probably around somewhere. i hope you can meet her.
JOHN: oh, also, i'm your son technically. did you know that??
JANE: Yes.
JANE: It is... a pretty strange fact!
JANE: But also pretty cool.
JOHN: yup!
ROXY: ooh jane thats my daughter there say hi to her!!!
JANE: Hi!
ROSE: Hi, John's hot mom.
ROSE: (Aw shit.)
JANE: Haha...?
ROXY: also thats umm ANOTHER version of rose who died and then i buried and a stupid cat unburied her for some reason and prototyped her
ROXY: so say hello to my cool floaty double daughter!
JANE: Hi, Roxy's hot double daughter.
ROSESPRITE: :D
ROSESPRITE: (Rose Prime, I believe you may have just been owned.)
ROSE: (God damn Dave's contagious-ass Freudian boners.)
JANE: Wow, I feel so out of the loop! Sorry if I still seem disoriented from my... nap, I suppose it was?
JANE: Or impromptu troll-coma.
JANE: Roxy, you have to clue me in on what happened here! Where are Dirk and Jake?
JANE: And for that matter, John, where are your other friends? Oh, Jade! Where is she? Is she still asleep?
ROXY: hey janey that is all like a lot of stuff to say and everything goin on here is faaairly complicated and heavily peopled
ROXY: dont worry ill ease you into comprehending shit again ;)
ROXY: well ok cliff notes are: jake fucked off somewhere and dirk recently fucked off BACK here through a window but he left again pretty quick...
ROXY: dave went with dirk at wherever their fucking off too now, i think to get ready for some swords fightin, and yeah jade is still asleep but a coupla trolls lugged her off somewhere safe for now
ROXY: the REST of the junk im still sorting out myself bcs like i said im new to this exact plane of shenanigans
JANE: Yes, you mentioned that.
JANE: I still don't know what you meant by...
JANE: Wait!
JANE: You and John came from another reality, where everything went horribly, right?
ROXY: m-hmmm!
JANE: I just remembered. Really, it's been such a rollercoaster ride for my memory, since I fell asleep.
JANE: Your and John's travels were a critical part of the illustrated story we reconstructed through our memories with Callie.
ROXY: wat!
ROXY: you saw callie in your dreams????
JANE: I did!
ROXY: hoh man
ROXY: how is she!
ROXY: i saw her in a dream a little while ago and we talked about lots of stuff
ROXY: she looked like a troll then
JANE: Yes, her trollsona! She had hers on when I saw her.
JANE: And we had ours on too!
ROXY: :O FUCK
JANE: She seemed to be doing well.
JANE: Nervous, of course, since she was hiding. But we passed the time with our stories.
JANE: It was a lot of fun! I'm so happy I got to meet her.
JANE: I wonder if I'll ever get the chance again?
ROXY: wellll...
ROXY: now that u mention it
ROXY: it IS one of my chief objectives to go lookin for her asap
ROXY: aaand not to be THAT ROGUE n brag all heavy but i MAY be in better touch with my void powers now
ROXY: soo maybe i stand a p good chance of trackin her down?
ROXY: cus i GOT somethin for her
JANE: You do?? What? :B
ROXY: just a lil presie, nbd
JANE: ...
JANE: I see.
ROXY: JK IT IS CRUCIAL FUKKIN BLING JANEY
ROXY: ONE (1) PRICELESS DIGIT DONUT!!!
ROXY: W/ MORE KARATS THAN A RABBIT TOO FAT FOR A HOLE
ROXY: (s'magic to)
JANE: WOW!!!!!!!!!!
JANE: Ahem, so,
JANE: You mean a ring, then.
JOHN: yeah!
JOHN: oh man, that's a great idea roxy.
JOHN: you should try and give it to her as soon as you can!
JOHN: then maybe we can all meet her before we ramp up for this battle?
ROXY: hmm yeh!
ROXY: u think i can do it?
JOHN: sure!
ROSE: I like your chances too.
ROSESPRITE: Same!
JASPERSPRITE: Me too roxy! :3
ROSE: I also have some experience helping people along in the right direction, when it comes to navigating the abyss.
ROSE: Maybe I could assist?
ROXY: yeah maybe!
ROSESPRITE: I'm pretty sure I have experience performing literally the exact same task, in a slightly different context.
ROSESPRITE: So maybe I can double assist?
JOHN: see roxy? everyone thinks you should do it, because they all believe in you.
JANE: That's right!
ROXY: shucks fuckers ._.
ROXY: yall killin me here <3
JASPERSPRITE: Meow im so happy!
ROXY: frigglish u silly bastard whats up?
JASPERSPRITE: Purr purr purr...
JASPERSPRITE: All the humans being so close together and happy and friendly purr purr.
JASPERSPRITE: Its making me really excited and happy too and making me feel like i want to be a part of everything!
JASPERSPRITE: Purr purr and get close to a nearby person and be happy at them with my body purrrr...
ROSESPRITE: Jaspers, what are you...
JASPERSPRITE: I cant help it rose i want to cuddle im feeling so pleased and friendly! :3 :3 :3
ROSESPRITE: Jaspers, no,
ROSESPRITE: No, don't!
ROSESPRITE: JASPERS, NOOOOO!
JASPERSPRITE: :3 purrrrrrr
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itstimetodrew ยท 2 months
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A tag meme! Haven't done this in a long time :o
15 questions
Tagged by @gaycey-sketchit :3
1. Are you named after anyone?
Nope! My parents couldn't really agree on a name and then one day just went "How about Natalie?" "...hm yeah okay". I narrowly avoided being 1 of millions of Emilys.
2. When was the last time you cried?
I cried pretty bad when I saw All of Us Strangers a couple weeks ago. Would recommend lol
3. Do you have kids?
Drew.......is my child.....
But no and I don't really plan on it. I do think I'd make a good mom tbh but I'm not gonna just run out and adopt a kid and be a single mom. MY mom could raise me herself but that wasn't a choice, and certainly not one I'd choose for myself either ๐Ÿ˜ญ
4. What sports do you play/have you played?
DDR is the closest thing I have lol I'm getting back into it this year! Finally busting in my metal pads and revisiting my many many games :)
5. Do you use sarcasm?
Very much, yes
6. What is the first thing you notice about people?
Voice maybe? I've never really thought about it ๐Ÿค”
7. What's your eye color?
Gray!
8. Scary movies or happy endings?
I guess happy endings? I mostly avoid horror as a genre because movies scare me easily even if it's dumb ๐Ÿ˜ญ
9. Any talents?
I guess just a general sense of creativity. I've always liked to draw since I was a kid, then the video editing came as a teenager lol
10. Where were you born?
Ohio, and they don't let me out except on certain occasions
11. What are your hobbies?
It seems like my hobbies come and go in waves. Art has been on the back burner for a while, I've been editing a bit more lately. Movies became a big one, I watched over 150 movies last year. ๐Ÿ‘€
12. Do you have any pets?
TOMO!!! He is 10, got him from a humane society when he was 4. I love him very much. ๐Ÿฅฐ
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13. How tall are you?
5'7"! well......nearly.
169cm for the metric crowd
14. Favorite subject in school?
I loved chemistry in high school but a lot of that probably came from having a crush on the teacher lol. NOT a biology fan. English and math classes were also good (but not geometry yuck)
15. Dream job?
Idk if I have one? I'm happy with what I'm doing now! My goal is to just keep a job that feels good and then focus all those dream goals for when I'm not at work. I want to travel and eat well and spend time with people!
Tagging @ellcrys @red-dyed-sarumane @thebearemoji @ikari-cat but it's optional lol and feel free to sub any question your heart desires
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Back at it again with the incorrect quotes, this time featuring rotten onion I mean Izana, Furu getting bullied and being big dumb, and more Koji x Boss shipping!
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Izana: Do you have a new boyfriend?
Boss: Yea.
Izana: I hope he dies.
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Hase: I'm so upset.
Furu: Why, what happened?
Hase: Shut the fuck up.
Furu: Okay man, fuck you. Hope your day gets worse, actually.
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Boss: Busy?
Koji: Free for you, busy for others.
Boss: Stop being so cute.
Koji: Cute for you, rude to others.
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Boss: Hey Koji, what do bees make?
Koji: I know this joke, but I love you and wanna follow through.
Koji: ...Honey.
Boss: ...Yes, dear?
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Boss: I talk alot huh?
Koji: Yes, but it's nice. I like hearing your thoughts.
*meanwhile*
Furu: Grapes are easy to acquire and easy to eat.
Hase: If you say anything else on this topic, I'm going to murder you.
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Furu: How do you spell orange?
Masa: O-r-a-n-g-e
Furu: No that's the color, I meant the fruit.
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Furu: Jun?
Jun: *Looks so done* Yeah, Furu?
Furu: What color is an orange?
Jun: Furu you dumbass, it's color is the same as it's name!
Jun: Just like a lemon.
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*idk I have a feeling Hase would like wolves*
Furu: Let's fight.
Hase: About what?
Furu: I dunno. What's your favorite animal?
Hase: Wolves?
Furu: Fuck wolves.
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*Boss and Izana texting*
Izana: I want you
Izana: That wasn't me
Izana: Sorry
Boss: Who was it then, huh?
Izana: My demons
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*After Boss left the Red Dragonflies*
Furu: When are you coming back???
Boss: Ok.
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Boss: Honestly I want to rip a mochi violently.
Boss: Like just violently.
Jun: I want to rip somebody's neck.
Boss:
Boss: Not that violently, Jun.
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*Furu and Boss texting*
Furu: I'm learning the ukrllgfj
Furu: !!
Furu: ukelfjfd
Boss: Same
Furu: ukrlekd
Boss: Take your time
Furu: ukelala
Furu: umkelee
Furu: fuck it, mini guitar
Boss: There you go
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Furu: I'm busy now.
*later*
Furu: I just ate glass by accident.
Hase: You what.
Furu: Leave me the fuck alone.
Furu: I ate glass.
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Furu: Humans are a lot like cats.
Boss: We love attention and always send mixed signals?
Furu: We both eat mice.
Boss:
Boss: Furu-
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*Furu and Hase texting*
Furu: Your an asshole!
Hase: You're*
Furu: omg your so fucking annoying!
Hase: You're*
Furu: STOP DOING THAT. YOUR PISSING ME OFF.
Hase: You're*
Furu: FINE. I'M GONNA KICK YOU'RE ASS.
Hase: Your*
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Jun: I'm gonna go eat.
Furu: What are you gonna eat?
Jun: Can you leave me alone for 5 fucking minutes???
asdjnalskjndalskjn I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THESE HAHAHAHAHAHA i actually laughed reading these ahhhhh made my day and week!! hope you like these memes i doodled over anon! ^^
couldn't do all of them but I'll def try to do somemore!
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Masterlist
mandatory bump for red jacket in the mirror and previous incorrect quotes huehue
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like-rain-or-confetti ยท 1 year
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(Hey so I'm definitely not new here but I changed my name so I just wanted to let u know lmao)
Hey dork squad my favorite trio (*ยดโˆ‡`)๏พ‰
How's your week been?
My week has been hectic, I swear. Since Monday was presidents Day in America we didn't have school, when we went back the next day we had a school shooting .... At my high school and I was present. Thankfully it was a hoax but so many kids/teachers have had theories about it, the one thing that stuck with me was the panic I felt but I was proud of my self that I was able to stay calm and sorta take action and help comfort my friends. On Wednesday we had a snow day bc my state is bipolar af, school was normal today but it snowed as I was walking home it was annoying it kept wetting my glasses :/. Idk what's going to happen tomorrow but I'm ready for it!
Anyways here's a cute little cat meme!
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Jonathan would know all about that.
I beg your pardon?
You pulled a gun out on your students.
Yes...and?
Did you pull the trigger, Mr Crane? โ™ ๏ธ
Why would you ask him a thing like that!?
I don't know! It seemed the next thing to ask!โ™ ๏ธ
What would you know of fluidity and order- even in social norms!?
The one on the left is looking at me rather peculiarly...โ™ ๏ธ
...Exactly my point. Now what are you blabbering on about?
The cat me...me? Me me? It isn't me- is it? Or is it me? Am I the Cheshire cat? What a funny little trick! โ™ ๏ธ
That's not what the conclusion is, Jervis and it is a meme. They're mindsucking, brain bleeding mirages of humour for the young and dumb.
In a world of constant change, pain and sorrow. All that remains is finding comfort in relating to one another. Finding comfort in the pain we had no idea everyone else feels. A world full of expectations, we forget the age old lesson that we never are truly alone. So much so, its argued strongly that for every thought a human has ever had atleast another ten people in the world has had the same thought. Oh, sorry Mr Nygma, I know that must threaten a paradigm shift of sorts.
Crane, I'm going to say this is delicately as I can. Fuck off. Stop smirking at me too.
Language! โ™ ๏ธ
Yes, Edward. Language.
You're antagonising.โ™ ๏ธ
Yes, I am. Do you intend to stop me, Jervis?
...Mr Crane, I have no intention of diverting your path for I value my days. โ™ ๏ธ
That's what I thought.
Before I lose any more brain cells to you two- can we get back to the matter at hand?
Ah yes, now is the time to offer a socially acceptable response to show that we are capable of empathy. Therefore...we are so glad to know that you are alright. Such a vile thing to joke of. For the record, I did nothing for humour and I brought it for educational purposes. A prop for class.
But...it is horrible! What kind of joke is that!? โ™ ๏ธ
Ask the Joker.
I'd rather not. โ™ ๏ธ
I see you mentioned controlling your fear...perhaps you'd like to discuss this further?
Don't make me sit through this.
I think the one of the left is trying to tell me something...โ™ ๏ธ
DISCLAIMER: I know my rules say that my content doesn't represent my true feelings but had to put this out there to make sure it was clear. I'm so glad this was a hoax. I hope you know that whilst the characters are insensitive- I am horrified you had to experience such a terrible thing and hope you're okay!
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The KPS:
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"Hello and heya!! My name's Vivian. Vivian Vex. (She/They) Transfem butch/futch/femme Cyborg/Cybernetic Succubus, but who I am doesn't revolve around sex and violence (anymore). It revolves around humor, VERY dumb memes like that barely qualify legally as memes, MLP, Fallout, Halo, and loving and supporting the people around me, not least of all my 15-year Partner and love of my life, Zander<3 I'm a surrogate mom to a lot of people, and will do almost- and will do *anything* to protect trans kids, trans people, or any marginalized folk. I love you. And I'm proud of you. I'm glad you're here<3"
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"Hiya!! :3 My name's AlexZander Maxwell Belmont, (They/He/She/Cat) transmasc genderfluid catboy/catgirl/catenby! I'm a mage from the tropics, and beneath my 'Smol evil catte bean >:3' persona, I'm very soft-spoken, and try to be kind and understanding towards everyone, as does Viv, my Wife and love forever<3 I like Half-Life, fresh fruit, Halo, and being outdoors! prrrbt prbt :3"
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"Good Evening, I assume. My name is Professor Yarrow or Wilson (depending on my mood) Turingley Hrothwell. Pronouns are He/They. I'm chief of research and development, and head of Psychologistics at the Kintsugi-Pentimento Society. I enjoy tea, research (particularly into plurality and other mental matters) and spending quiet moments with my loved ones: My partner Zander, and my wonderous GNC son Jonas. Warm regards, Yarrow/Wilson."
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"Hai!!! :D My name's Pinkie Pie, and I'm a kinda ace-spectrummyy bisexualish lesbainish pony with she/her and im trying out pink/pink pronouns!! Im the most recent member of the system, and i love everypony here! They're all so nice and friendly and supportive, oh, I really like sweets and parties and Twilight and soda and baking and making friends and candy and everything! Everywhere! If I could, i'd give everypony in the whole world a biiiiig hug!! I LOVE ALL OF YOU, DONT FORGET TO SMILE AND DO STUFF THAT MAKES YOU SMILE! LOVE YOUUUU!!"
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"hey. my name's Jonas. Jonas Kujo. some of my friends call me Shen, or sometimes Jojo. Aroace, he/they pronouns please. im a pretty soft, quiet dude. but... i love trans people. my people. I'll do anything, and fight anyone for you. Pinky promise. i have a fire in me that won't go out. I'm a JoJo. and I'm gonna save the world."
Not pictured/without comment: Smiley, a Yes Man fictive who helps out when other folks are under a lot of emotional toil, and has repaired me several times after stress damage<3 -Vivian
"Howdy! Ah'm Workhorse, an Applejack fictive, she/her. I'm just now startin' to stretch my legs, but y'all might hear from me soon. Take care, y'all! :D"
Raer Gorebeest, It/Its/Itself, is a Wendigo who enjoys drawing with crayons, scaring people, biting things, and and many other violent possibly triggering actions, but don't worry!! It's actually very sweet and lovey, and kinda just a big kid! -Zander
All others didn't want a spotlight, but are still as much a part of the family as an others. Feel free to ask about us and stuff, we're pretty open, friendly folks.
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Apparently I'm in a mood to give commentary, y'all, so here we go
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[I made this meme, please be nice and don't repost it without giving credit ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ]
I've seen a lot of episodes scattered throughout all the seasons so I'm currently in a full watch starting from the beginning. I'm currently on 2x13, an episode I've already seen but it's been awhile
It's the episode with that Frank dude. Didn't he have some girl he was in love with that was at the center of all his shit though?? I don't know, I can't remember, guess I'll find out as we go along
Oh damn, I didn't realize he'd been killing for that fucking long ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€
Same, man, same
(Totally off topic but Nebraska's just became one of my sycronicities and they're literally in Nebraska so that's fun ๐Ÿ’€)
"YoU rEaLly ThInK wE hAvE a SeRiAl KiLlEr In OuR tOwN?" Bro, shut up, you're town isn't excluded from psychopaths and people with issues, anything can happen ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€
"Is it just me or are we not very welcome here?" Reid, you're so cute, ilysm
THAT'S HER ISN'T SHE
THAT'S FRANK'S CRAZY GIRLFRIEND
RIGHT???
I could be completely wrong on that but oh well, lmao
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Jane!!! Totally his girlfriend or whatever
Poor Garcia, she has to see so much gross shit :((
Oh yes, there is another connection
They all drive along the same highway
This Aflac commercial is so dumb, bro
Like the colors of that chess board though
That's such a nice diner. Poor lady, just finding out that she's been serving a sadistic serial killer milkshakes for all these years. I guarantee you've served more than just one at some point, honey, a side of the road trailer diner right by the highway like that
"Do YoU tHiNk I'm InSaNe?" No, bro, I KNOW you insane
Gideon's just like, "Bitch, do not play me right now, I know that you know that I know that you've tortured and killed dozens of people, and my knowledge makes me more dangerous than you ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜ค"
HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE
Holy fuck
That's
I don't wanna think about that, tbh
BEING STUCK IN A K-HOLE ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€
I vaguely recognize the police officer lady that took them to Jane but that might just be cause I've seen this episode before
Awww, young Jane was so pretty
She thought Frank was an alien ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€
He just basically said loners in so many other unnecessary words ๐Ÿ’€
Yeah, Jason. What's the psychopath got in the bag, huh?
I recognize that dude with the shotgun, too, lmao
Another ad break, ugh
In other news, my cat came to visit on her way to the window
I don't care about ikea ๐Ÿ˜ค
Oh, and we're back now
What's in the baaaaggggg
"We are all sons of bitches" Damn, bro, that's rude
Imagine if tickets were as big as heads
Last time I heard someone say "S.O.B." was in Supernatural, I think
MONTAGE
"To get away with murder, you simply don't tell anyone" Yeah, I think we already know that, guys ๐Ÿ’€
They've figured it out! Good job for being smart, guys!
I love Garcia and JJ's friendship ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
WHY WOULD SHE TAKE SOME CRAZY LADY FROM JAIL TO HER HOUSE
Just found out snapshot from progressive is not available in both California and North Carolina
They're like right across from each other on a map, that's the weirdest thing ever ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€
Dammit, I want a milkshake now, tbh
He wants his girly friiieeennndddd
Don't Frank and Jane both end up dead by the end of this episode
Oh great, he's artsy crafty
And we've now caught up to present times
The same happy chemicals that come in chocolate also come in peas, what ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€
Oh god, ew
Reid's face when he sees everything in the gross torture and murder room :(((
Awwww, he fell in wove
Yet another ad break ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
And we're back for the final home stretch
Not the little kiddies :((
Awww, they're so made for each other
In their very own weird twisted way
"I cOuLdN't HaVe ThAt On My CoNsCiEnCe" Bro, nothing goes on your conscience to begin with ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€
"I'll kill myself"
"Call me first" ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€
Did he really just hike that entire 2 miles ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€
"We'll find them" He says, looking confidently into the distance.
"Sure, Jan." I whisper, from behind a bush.
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It's been so funny and interesting to me getting into Taylor Swift after already having long been into Stray Kids and kpop in general, so here are some funny parallels I've noticed between the two and/or their fandoms:
Ryan Reynolds
The Vault/Chan's Laptop
Really dumb fun fandom energy. Like please, I did not expect the ship name Toe, but that is the only one I am using now. Please I am begging Stays to have this energy when skz start dating publicly
Videos appreciating them existing in cute
Taylor's cats ๐Ÿค Minho's cats
Frothing at the mouth over good/cathartic lyrics and the analysis of such
Ed Sheeran appreciation
Being serious derps irl/online with fans
Loving how their hearts and minds work and how they convey the contents of the same
Reluctant song ranking tiktoks
Knowing exactly which era a photo was from solely based on hair and/or clothes
Knowing details about them that would sound really creepy to someone outside the fandom it's not creepy if they say it in an interview or behind the scenes I swear
TOO MANY SIGNIFICANT NUMBERS and on that note, lowkey wanna leave the list here solely for the sake of things
Learning vocabulary because of them. Seriously. Why did it take me until the last month to figure out that Miroh meant maze and that Clรฉ means key when I've been stanning them since 2021. I'm so mad.
Songs instead of therapy but please go to therapy if you legit need it. "this is me trying" was not about using lyrics as a replacement for professional help. That's a Placebo.
"yes they can actually sing live and here's the proof"
Very involved in their songs from start to finish and it shows and we love them for it
OH SHOOTโ€”I just realized Taylor's Versions vs SKZ 2020/2021โ€”
ME! lol. I do mean the song but also technically me myself as well now heh
Writing love/breakup songs except it's completely made up
Extremely prolific
"so I made this song at stupid o'clock in the morning and here it is lol" and it's the freaking sparkly cd meme
We CARE care about album drops and about them making the money off of it that they deserve as artists
Wanting merch but wiping the lint off the bottom of our wallets to try to find the money
"Please let one measly concert seat be available even if it sucks"
"wait a second, they/their fandoms AREN'T hysterical like the media paints them to be?" *insert mental hurricane that eventually dies down here* "wait, am I actually considering joining them??" *narrator voice: but by then, it was already too late*
Seeing the same memes/edits but in different fandoms but it's not memes I've seen in non-music fandoms. Like literally. Just watched one.
Acronyms that look like keyboard smashes to everyone else please though Swifties you're way worse please have mercy on this baby I'm still learningโ€”
Recycling quotes from haters into song lyrics, like please yes queen/king, continue, go off
Giant creepy creatures as tour set pieces
Taylor and Chan being parents even though they have never actually had children
And on that note, knowing everybody in their industries
Rolling out our list of reasons like a scroll every time we say we stan them and the other person so much as inhales to start a response. We could probably recite that list in our sleep at this point.
Stay Stay Stay HAHAHAHAHAHA
I seriously need to shut up or I will get nothing done today but yeah if you stan one, please give the other a chance because you're doing yourself a disservice if you don't.
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โ™ก A Sims Tag!ย โ™ก
This is from ALMOST a year ago. I seen it in my drafts so it's getting posted NOW because I'm finally playing the sims again lol.
Show us a rendition of yourself in your own art! Can be anything! Sims render? Random stick figure? Picrew? Go nuts! (Just be sure to tag the artist if you use someone elseโ€™s picrew!!!!) Tag the blogs you want to know, and donโ€™t be a dick thatโ€™s it! Also, feel free to answer as vague or in-depth as you want. And if you donโ€™t want to answer a question for any reason just donโ€™t vibe with it! Skip it if you wanna!
(original tag byย morgynemberisagenderfluiddaddyย and the original post is here.ย i was tagged by cosmiksims, thank you!!)
1.) Do you prefer to be referred by your name or blog name?
either one is fine with me! i go by my nickname on here anyway. my full name is mercedes. :)
2.) Where are you from?
ohio. i have never tasted anything except corn and chocolate covered blobs of peanut butter in my life. someone please help me.
3.) Do you have pets? ๐Ÿ‘€
yes! my fiance and i have quite a few. we have a cat named tiramisu, a guinea pig named cookie, a bearded dragon named borris, a leopard gecko named anubi and a florida king snake that i call roach because i can't pronounce his real name <3 (and i don't like him rip)
4.) Tell us about your โ€œdream.โ€
i just want to be a good mother, partner, friend, family member, stranger. that's it. i know it's very simplistic but that's my dream. i want to be a good person.
5.) Aside from art, what are your hobbies?
my 'art' is playing the sims apparently hahahaha. uhm, i like other video games as well. more simulation management style. things like software inc, jurassic world evolution, project highrise, tropico, ANIMAL CROSSING EEEEE, etc.
6.) Does anyone irl know about your blog?
my fiance! he called my bee legacy 'fan fiction' and i nearly died.
7.) Do you know anyone from your blog irl?
nope.
8.) What are some fun facts about you?
i own every animal crossing main game. i still play pokemon go everyday. i have a six month old son who is VERY cute. and i'm turning 22 next month.
9.) Whatโ€™s your day job?
i'm a stay at home mom :)
10.) Whatโ€™s your aesthetic?
uh!! next question because i'm just... slob trait lmao
11.) What kind of artist are you?
i actually went to graphic design school. college sucks hard when you're mentally ill tho lol
12.) How did you get into your form of art?
art - wattpad. i was 12 and started making book covers for people haha. i got really into photo manipulation after that and took that as my focus in vocational school and then went and did about two semesters of it in college. sims - i was 11 and wanted the paranormal pack. my mom went out and bought it for me because i begged for it for days. i played with it daily and eventually collected all of the sims 3 packs except for the last one. it took me a long time to switch to sims 4 after release because i was stubborn. i bought it like four months late, opened it twice, hated that i didn't understand the controls, and refused to play it again until a few months later.
13.) What do you watch/listen/read/anything else while you create?
youtube mostly, in the background. a lot of flabaliki/simssupply and buzzfeed unsolved because i love them and their dumb faces so much.
14.) What meme would you use to describe yourself?
probably the 'not a thought behind those eyes' tiktok audio
15.) If you were on the run, what would you change your name to?
why would i just give away information i may need in the future
16.) Have you ever or do you want to change blog names?
yes! i want to but i have some cc that uses that name. so i'll stick with it.
17.) God forbid Tumblr decides to pull a MySpace and lets us have page songs, what song would you choose?
i would simply delete my blog.
and now, the tags. only if youโ€™re comfortableย though!ย โ™ก just tagging the people i see most in my notifications. don't feel pressured <3 @almost-spring @coatedinhoney @whyhellosims + absolutely anyone else. just say i tagged you.
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If thinking about Battinson and motn was a job Iโ€™d be a multi billionaire bestie. Here are some headcanons I have in my silly noggin.
I could just be saying it because Iโ€™m a cat person, but heโ€™s definitely a cat person. I picture Bruce on the inside being like โ€œlook how cute it is! Look at those little paws!โ€ Heโ€™d definitely make a pact with himself to protect the little boy at all costs. On the outside I can picture him being like the memes of a dad with the cat he didnโ€™t want if that makes sense. Him and the cat are best friends.
Also Bruce Wayne loves cinnamon rolls. Freshly baked cinnamon rolls. His mom used to make them homemade and itโ€™s a comfort food for him. Itโ€™s cannon. I donโ€™t care if it isnโ€™tโ€”it is. Also omelettes are now a comfort food for Bruce for obvious reasons.
In the most recent one shot you mention that she reads while waiting up for him. I can see him totally showing interest in what sheโ€™s reading. Iโ€™ve mentioned before that Iโ€™m a big horror fan, and on my tbr pile for this year is Tender is the Flesh. Itโ€™s supposed to be a gruesome novel. It should be. Cannibalism is legal in it. I canโ€™t wait to read it. Anyways, I can totally picture Bruce being like โ€œman, thatโ€™s fucked up. I love her so much.โ€
We talked briefly about both her and Bruce being sick, but hereโ€™s an angsty thought. Okay, so ever since I found out your appendix bursting can kill you Iโ€™ve wanted that shit removed. I donโ€™t need it and it could possibly kill me? Get it out. Not to brag but Iโ€™m kinda known for not taking care of myself. Imagine her needing surgery because of something like that. I feel like it would take Bruce out. Her being in surgery would remind him of the gala, and he would hate it.
Speaking of the gala, I know in one shot of Bruceโ€™s pov throughout chapters 28 and 29 he had a small interaction with Gordon. I picture Gordon routinely checking on her before she wakes up for the first time and trying to make small talk with Bruce because he clearly needs it. Heโ€™d be kinda awkward because Bruce Wayne is just sitting there like a statue. Alfred would engage with Gordon. Honestly Alfred and Gordon having a conversation would be funny.
What do you think their first fight as a couple would be about?
Her and Alfred definitely co-conspire on how they can get Bruce to eat three meals a day.
Bruce definitely loves taking a nap with her.
Anyways thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
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I. Love. This. So many ideas!!! I was actually toying with having them find a stray cat in the sequel ๐Ÿ˜‚ He would TOTALLY be like the grumpy dad who didn't want a cat but actually loves it with his whole heart!
He definitely has comfort foods like that. But he never ever asks for them. But she learns quickly how much he loves it because he just can't quite pretend not to be excited about it
He would also be like that re: a horror book. Or like a fucked up true crime documentary. "That's fucked up....love it and her"
If she ever needed any kind of surgery or hospital visit again he would have so much PTSD about it. He would act like she was dying all over again even if she wasn't! "I'm kinda known for not taking care of myself" ๐Ÿ˜‚ you're just like Bruce
Yes to the Gordon part!!! He'd try so hard to interact with Bruce (because Bruce was so obviously fucked up over it all) but Bruce probably wouldn't even notice Gordon was there. So then Alfred & Gordon would probably bond. I bet Alfred would give Gordon parenting advice ๐Ÿ˜‚
I'm not sure what their first fight as a couple would be about. Something dumb probably. Like when I got married our first "fight" was over whether or not to close the toilet seat lid. I don't even know why we fought about it but we argued about it hard. I've been told that that's normal after the whole honeymoon phase though ๐Ÿ˜‚
Either that or they would fight about something with Batman. Like I think I mention in the epilogue or something her finding his journals--he would catch her with them and freak out because, hello, emotional vulnerability and he's also so worried about her shying away from his darkness & violence. It would definitely be an argument.
Her & Alfred 100% conspire to keep Bruce fed. And ways to get him to relax more. Like in the movie where Alfred just brings him a juice or whatever--they just keep setting various foods in front of him while he's distracted so he doesn't give any thought to eating
The naps are also how she gets him to rest more! She'll be all fake-pouty and ask to cuddle, say she doesn't want to be alone or something, then pretend to sleep until he falls asleep.
I love this. I love imagining these little domestic scenarios with them. I want to write them all. MOTN is 120,000 words and I could easily write 50,000 more of just pure domestic fluff!
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ciitrinitas ยท 1 year
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G I Z M O (for the ask meme i'm not just randomly yelling that)
i mean, i wouldn't judge you if you did just want to randomly yell your cat's name at me in all caps. i'd welcome it. i love gizmo. i want to go to bizmo school.
but! for this meme!
G - Do you remember your first OTP, if so who was in it.
this is really tricky because i can think of a few candidates...which honestly tracks given how prone i am to having like a dozen active otps at a time because no one can stop me. i think i was really into miroku/sango from inuyasha, and then for awhile, axel/roxas from kingdom hearts made my brain buzz. the latter was my first slash ship i can recall having, and hysterically, i only like it now as very one sided from axel's end. i don't think i'd be as warm to miroku/sango these days, as well, lmao.
sakura/syaoran from tsubasa was also very big in my middle-schooler heart! that being my entry point for clamp is still a choice i made! i wrote a not-very-good inuyasha fic that ripped off tsubasa's plot.
main ff couples from the ps1 and ps2 era are also possible contenders! squall/rinoa, zidane/garnet, and tidus/yuna are all very cute still.
I - Has tumblr caused you to stop liking any fandoms, if so, which and why.
not for ones i already liked, but it has soured me on fandoms i didn't have much interest in already. if i can be more specific to fandoms around ships, then weird anti behavior knocked me out of komahina for awhile (just...weird discourse about whether it would be ableist to have komaeda like bdsm or something??? it was dumb enough that i cartwheeled away), and i fell out of love with tododeku because so many of its shippers ragged on bakudeku which i had grown to like. (99% of my interest in bnha these days is bkdk lmao.)
Z - Just ramble about something fan-related, go go goย (prompts optional but encouraged).
HOD/YESOD MAKES SENSE, I SWEAR. YOU JUST NEED TO OPEN YOUR HEART. SHE CAN MAKE HIM WORSE. SHE CAN GASLIGHT GATEKEEP GIRLBOSS WITH THE BEST OF THEM. okay, not really...since like...hod, but she can make him worse, i swear to you. i normally don't end up shipping anything too cracky since it can take initial interaction and themes and whatever to get me invested in a ship, but god...sometimes i talk myself into bullshit... someone please give me energy and motivation to write so i can convince the world that hod/yesod is real... i will vibrate out of my skin if either of them mentions each other... i don't care about the context. just hod saying his name or him saying her name...amore...
M -ย Say something genuinely nice about a ship that you donโ€™t ship (or its shippers, or anything related to you).
thancred/urianger is Okay because it removes thancred from being around women and infecting them with bad writing. urianger is taking one for the team. i know this isn't really nice i'm sorry i thought of it and then the salt just came pouring out yes im still fucking livid about ryne's writing
O - Choose a song at random, which ship or character does it remind you of.
setting my library to shuffle aaaand...after glow by foals. a bamchel song tbh. <3 i mean, everything is a bamchel song if i try hard enough, but this is an easy bamchel song.
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Thereโ€™s this part of a song in Spanish that says something along the lines of โ€œyour smile fadedโ€ which is usually used for memes where Iโ€™m from and that started playing in my mind while reading your reply. I dislike the fact that the English translation doesnโ€™t carry the emotion of the original in Spanish but oh well. Currently feeling like that one dog that says โ€œEverything is fineโ€ while everything around is burning. Am I scared? Yes, but Iโ€™m now tempted to still be Redโ€™s #1 defender just to spite you โ˜บ๏ธ Leave my pookie wookie alone, falling for the same person over and over and losing them everytime fucks you up big time and they canโ€™t be held accountable for their actions /jk
While I can somehow understand Purge darling (because same, I would be freaking terrified) I would rather die than end with them. I was taught that if someone tries to kidnap you and you know that you wonโ€™t manage to escape, make them kill you. Or kill yourself, because if they take you, youโ€™ll suffer and wish to die. Man that sounds so creepy but I swear itโ€™s not something I think about that much. I'm actually a scaredy cat so I think I would somehow end up just like purge darling.
I didnโ€™t know that the studio also made the emoji movie and now Iโ€™m justโ€ฆ speechless. Like, just how? But whatever I guess. Canโ€™t wait for the next Spider-Man Movie and hopefully the animators will be able to rest properly and be paid more than enough. Spider-Man is a very important character for me, as Iโ€™ve liked him since I was a toddler (almost 19 years since I started liking Spider-Man, maybe less I donโ€™t really know when and why I started liking him but I was obsessed (Toddler me manipulated my aunt to get me a Spider-Man photo shoot wearing a costume and everything) and Iโ€™m just,,, very very excited for what is to come.
Letโ€™s begin a petition to throw away all of Keanโ€™s clothes and replace them with stuff that shows off his waist, please. At least I would be able to better ignore his red flags if Iโ€™m instead focusing on his waist. Man ainโ€™t thinking, he should make use of the gift he was given.
The notes were quite simple as I didnโ€™t want to go over the limit. โ€œMissing Moyaโ€ And โ€œMissing Moya pt. 2โ€. I canโ€™t really remember them well, but I do know I may have added a song that I enjoy, which is baby come back by player. There was a meme with this song and it stuck to me. Iโ€™m currently thinking of doing more art studies now that I have free time (hopefully) so I might get to try harder and do something that I end up liking. If I ever send it Iโ€™ll be probably freaking out because anxiety is awful, but letโ€™s hope for the best.
I said that I would send my opinion of the chapter after I had read it, and I think I read it the same day it was posted but life has been kind of stressful and I havenโ€™t been able to write my thoughts properly. Iโ€™ll be having a break so hopefully I can rant- I mean, express myself properly regarding everything. I hope you have a nice week, and that life can be gentle with you. Take care of yourself. <3
- โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿฉน anon
please donโ€™t apologise, i understand!! life has been stressful for me too and so as we navigate this together itโ€™s important that i remind you to take a break when you need to and not to feel bad about taking care of urself ๐Ÿค
NOOO not the song lyrics ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ โ€œyour smile fadedโ€ definitely does make sense for being used in a meme context tho. but i agree so much omg i find sometimes that the english translations of certain words evades me and even when i do find something along the same lines it just,,, doesnโ€™t hit the same ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”
you keep defending red and i keep adding to their suffering ๐Ÿฉท weโ€™ll see who folds first xoxo
honestly same. itโ€™s easy for anytime to sit there and talk about how brave and smart they are after watching like one of those movies where a character gets kidnapped, (โ€œoh i would never be that dumb!โ€) but i feel like,, you would?? as in, i think most people revert to a flight response as opposed to a fight response (or at least a majority of the type of people youโ€™d expect to find on tumblr? if that makes sense??) so i do feel purge darling is one of my more realistic renditions on that :]
NOOOO TODDLER YOU IN A SPIDER-MAN PHOTOSHOOT IS RHE CUTEST THING STOPPPP ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ thatโ€™s adorable omg youโ€™re an ACTUAL day one fan ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ personally i used to prefer DC and then itsv came out and endgame came out and no way home and dr strange and marvel started dropping these BANGER movies (not in that exact order but these r amongst my favourite films) and i converted ๐Ÿ˜‡
but what the fuck are they doing with this madam web shit bro.. the only appealing thing about that film is sydney sweeney my gorgeous girl
BABY CAME BACKKK thatโ€™s adorable nonnie oh my god ๐Ÿฉท๐Ÿฉท๐Ÿฉท i hope your art studies went well! and you better send me your thoughts when life does let you breathe a little bit. iโ€™m in your corner always, and hope things are nicer for u now angel <3
thank you immensely for this ask, it was so nice to come back to after being BEDRIDDEN FOR A WEEK ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ
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etchif ยท 4 years
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The cats: Old Deuteronomy got kidnapped we have to find him!!... :(
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I just realised people might not know about the stream Pearl and Grian did together as part of their RTX 'Building a Mega Base' series. It's not available on Twitch anymore but I do have some highlights from when I watched it (bugging friends with quotes comes in handy sometimes!)
This took place around early March 2021 (March 1st, I believe!)
Grian was a lot more chilled out! You could actually hear his keyboard and mouse as he moved around.
They both dislike doing interiors (or did at the time)
Pearl: 'Griba is my nickname for Grian and that's what I will call him'
Grian: 'I'm not a huge fan of streaming in general. It's different. Different kind of energy's required.'
And later on 'All these twitch things are crazy to me, I don't understand them. Wha- hype trains and stuff, there's just a party going on and I don't understand. I'm too old to understand!'
And again 'This is why I don't stream. I can't focus on what I'm doing and then, like, keep up with everything'
Where's Maui? Grian: 'He's sulking in the other room because my office door is closed.' ... 'He moved the mouse in one of the timelapses because he walked around on the desk.'
Grian makes lots of thinking noises. Little hums and whistles.
Pearl: I've been working with Grian for... Four years now. So imagine building with a friend.
Grian: I've learnt a lot from you about the detailing that I forgot. You just remember things that I've not done in a while so I just forgot.
This was about chimneys, for the record.
Grian: I- I saw people asking why- why not use mushroom blocks in survival, I was losing my mind!
Grian: Don't you think that endstone is a waste of an opportunity? ... It could be a bop of a block.
This clip of Grian losing it over a wall being one block off
Grian's solution was to erase the final line.
Grian: 'It's still off.' Pearl: 'That's because we haven't finished it yet.' Grian: 'No... It's still off.' Pearl, continuing to place blocks: 'That's because we haven't finished it yet-'
Pearl: 'I saw a few comments on the video actually, saying the castle isn't that effective because you can just walk up the terrain and get over the wall' Grian: '... Sorry who can walk up a cliff?'
Grian got into explaining the rivalries between the English and the French.
Grian: 'It's a little bit difficult for me to figure out because I'm a dumb dumb.'
Grian: 'For me it's about tickling the creative bone, so doing something I've never done before ... So once I've done something, it's unlikely I'll do it again' ... 'And despite the meme about me building rustic houses, there's only one tutorial on my channel for rustic houses.'
Pearl: 'NPC Grian, we haven't heard about NPC Grian in a long time, actually?' Grian: 'He's gone.' Pearl: 'He's poofed' Grian: 'Haven't seen him in a long time' Pearl: 'He's like the Herobrine of your channel' Grian: 'Yeah. I made up a character called robot Grian, and he existed solely because I was ill and needed to use a synthesised voice to record a video.'
Pearl calling Grian 'Gri'
Pearl (Grian's cat) is named after her colour, whilst Maui is named partially because of Moana, because he's loud, and the breed. Yes, Grian asked Pearl for permission to use her name.
Grian's brain briefly forgetting how words work (also the 'Things I can pin on the fridge like Grian made this, age 27.')
Pearl: Do you ever get recognised in public, Grian? Grian: Well, I haven't been outside in like a year, so-
They got distracted by how glass blocks refract light with the RTX shaders
Grian wasn't around for a lot of the stream (he was doing stuff) but it was very fun seeing them interact in a casual setting. And I'm very excited to see them interact more throughout S8!
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after like a week of inactivity i am going to bombard your ask with random things that are totally out of context i love gingers and i have an oc who is a ginger, and there's this boy at my school who looks just like him and everytime i see him i'm like that wojak meme who has his mouth opened and is pointing at something in the distance, and that boy doesn't know i am referring to him as my oc's name when i'm talking with my friends and he will never know.
once upon a time i woke up with a terrible stomach pain, like it was so painful i almost shed a tear, and i rarely cry. so i ran up to the bathroom and i passed out. when i gained conciousness i looked at myself in the mirror and i was pale as a ghost's butt cheeks. i left the bathroom and my mom is like "what happened" and i told her "eh, nothing much, just passed out" my dog was looking at me and i tried not to laugh, bcuz he has a dumb little face. so anyway, that day i stayed at home
when i was in preschool i had a crush on a boy who punched me in the guts, and my headcanon is that jotaro did the same when he liked someone when he was young
i was once writing a kny rp in which i totally lost my mind; so i live in poland, right? and me and my friends transformed bucci gang into a pathological polish family (i know it's about kny, but wait) and abbacchio was a king of the district and just a hobo in general. so i took him and just rammed him into demon slayer's universe and he was like... an alcoholic demon sage who helped the entire gang defeat astro-people, who were mostly based on teachers at my school and a few problematic people. you know, just for giggles. abbacchio's (we were calling him "boadicea" back then) power was to create an alcohol barrier and everything was just like... what the frick's happening
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ALCOHOL BARRIER-
u really can't take abba seriously can you ๐Ÿ’€
but ngl it fits him a lot.
WDYM 'eh nothing much I just passed out' like bro?? why?? how?? spill the tea homie. ๐Ÿ˜‹
I'm counter attacking urs out of context with mine now cuz LMAO THIS IS SO FUN TO READ
Back when I was 15 I used to make a whole verse of psychological horror AU based on my teachers n bestie.
my teachers are like.. in their 40's/50's๐Ÿ’€
BRO DON'T BLAME ME, MY BESTIE HAVE DADDY ISSUES AND SHE ALWAYS FALL FOR OLDER PPL NOT YOUNGER THAN 30 EVEN NOW.
So I was like well- why don't we make a spinoff of that. So we got like the whole verse set up. character development, angst, fluff, horror you name it. We even make headcannons and ship. mind you, I haven't discover tumblr yet and doesn't even realize what I'm doing lol.
It's basically just me making ocs and lores to indulge my bestie in her endless crushing for dilf till now
WE ALSO PUT A CHARACTER INSPIRED BY OUR COUNTRY MINISTER IN THERE AND YES, MY BESTIE HAVE A CRUSH ON HIM TOO ๐Ÿ‘น
One of me and my bestie pretty close friend are one of the main cast but she never know and we never tell her to this day ๐Ÿ‘
spoiler : she die in s1
Ever since I was 13, I'm actually subconsciously fixated on blondie ๐Ÿ’€
fictional-wise that is.
it's either cuz they're too hot for no reason or they just fit into my preferences a lil bit too much.
HOLY COW I JUST REALISE SPEEDY IS ALSO A FCKIN BLOND-
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There are a few more blond I use to like but those are the dark times, we don't talk about it. ๐Ÿ’€
Back when I was 9 I almost lose my thumb and index finger cuz my dumb ass of a kid think I'm old enough to cut sugar canes with my gramps machete without being supervised by adults. cry a lot.
When I was 10, me and my cousin pretend we're forming a band. We're sitting at my gramp self-build resting hut (??) with self-made slide ๐Ÿ˜Ž
So as I was guitaring the broom on top of a fcking ladder in the hut with my cousin whose sitting on the floor, I cutely fell off the ladder and twist my wrist. doesn't cry but it hurt af bro ๐ŸŒš
I used to have 3 cats, one die. been 6 years since that day. pick up a new one 2/3 years ago. they fight a lot lol cuz the other two are sibs and the new bb kinda invading their territory. doesn't fight as much nowadays tho. still remember my bb girl from 6 years ago a lot cuz she's the sweetest out of all 4 and she isn't here anymore :)
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