#yes ignore my german ass

[oval3000]

Chapter 3

Yandere Psych Patient König x Nurse Reader

Warning: Possesive, Obsession, Death, Gore, Blood, Smut, Toxic behavior, age gap.

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

Chapter 6

Chapter 7

Chapter 8

Chapter 9

(This might suck idk. I don't know German so it's all Google translate)

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He hasn't left his room for a month. They kept him in their with the straitjacket on. His meals are just vitamins that he has to swallow. You would go in to check up on him, but new orders from the administrator's to not go near at all, so you pass by his room. You would peak through the little window and see him laying on his back with little no to motion on his arms or body entirely. His psychiatrist, Dr. Smith is the only that goes in there. They have sessions in his room instead of the usual spot they have it in.

She was pissed at everyone, specifically you. You are her punching bag, even though it was Ben's fault. "Why hasn't he been given his meds!" She yelled at you.

"We are not allowed to go i-" you tried to explain your her, but she could care less.

"You are his nurse right! Your job is to give him his meds! How did you graduate when you can't even do that!" She yelled at you.

You plead for her to listen to you "I'm sorry, Dr. Smith. I can't it's Mr. Millers orders. No one can go in except you because you are his psychiatrist."

So she strolled her way to the administrator's office.

Ignoring his assistant from telling her that she can't go in. Slaming the door open to see him sitting on his chair, writing whatever cral he writes on paper.

"Sarah calm down!"

"Do you have any idea how dangerous he is, and you want me to deal with him alone! On top of that the lack of guards is making my job harder!" Dr. Smith argued with a hand on her hips and her finger pointing towards Ben.

"Do you remeber when you wanted a nurse to look after him." She rolled her eyes. Yes, you, the nurse. "Do you have any idea how much money is going towards her. Triple the pay for looking after him."

Her hands swing in motion, showing her frustration. "She can't even do her fucking job Ben!"

"If she's alive, then she's doing her job well. What's making this hard, is you barging into my office and telling me what to do when you are the one demanding this." He stood up from his chair, fixing his navy tie. "We're loosing staff. People don't want to go near him. Gabriel is threatening to sue the company. Gaurds are quiting left and right so sorry that there aren't enough staff attending your needs."

She crossed her arms with an annoying sigh leaving her lips tinted with red lipstick. "Then hire more people, I don't see the problem?"

"Did you not hear what I said" he walked towards her, standing toe to toe to her. "Majority of our budget is going towards (Y/n). She's been here for two months now, lasting longer than any other nurses. We can't afford another hire with the same pay to deal with König. Besides he hasn't actually killed anyone in those two months, I'll take that than dealing with someone who has a broken jaw from a simple punch."

"Then ask for more money." She scuffed like if it was a joke she said.

He laughed at her face, "Do you think the government cares to fund more for this place, I already have the staff on my ass for new medical supplies, do you think they are gonna hand me the budget to hire someone with triple pay just because you are scared."

"Then fire (y/n) and hire a new guard, maybe someone with military experience."

"Why would I do that. You came into my office, spreaded your legs cause you were so desperate for a nurse and now you want me to fire her. She hasn't done anything in particularly wrong."

"She doesn't follow orders!"

"She does, you just make it difficult." He came in defense.

"Wasn't she trying to stop you from putting him into a straitjacket?" She smirked while her arms crossed at her chest.

"Yes, and she was right. Putting him in a straitjacket does nothing. He was fine it's just that..." he closed his eyes taking deep breath.

"Just what?" She came closer to him, placing her hand on his shoulder, gently caressing it.

He turned his head to her, he used to lovy dovey with her seduction, but now it's more annoyance. "Eli, the other guard, came to my office the other day and told me that Gabriel was provoking König."

She rolled her eyes, looking around his office. Paying attention to the paintings hanged up on the wall and the light objects he has on his desk. "Like what? Making fun of him? We all make fun the people here what else is new?"

"I don't know the full details, but that's what he told me." He sat a bit on his desk.

"Why does that matter?" She shook her head without a single thought in her brain.

"Gabriel is threatening to sue us. If we fight the legal action, we'll have to defend König. König, just like any other patient represent us, our care. If they find out that Gabriel was the one that caused this, making König the victim it doesn't look good after we placed him in the straitjacket. Like we silencing him out. It will ruin our reputation, we'll all loose our jobs and you fucked your way up here for nothing."

"But he harmed a worker, beside murdered multiple people." She let out a little chuckle, placing her hand on his chest.

He didn't give in, instead, he gave her a stare. "He's ex- military and as for you being his psychiatrist, you'll have to speak on behalf of him. Meaning that people will find out about you, how you never studied to become a doctor you fucked every professor you had to get your degree."

"What are you saying, Ben." Her smile dropped.

"I won't fire (Y/n). She stood up for König, making us look like we care about our patients. As for Gabriel, all he's asking is for some 20,000 thousand dollars, which we can easily give him worth than standing infront of the judge. Which means that we can't afford new guards for you. Besides they're taking off his straitjacket today, so stop being so scared and do your dam job."

"I still think you should fire, (Y/n) atleast." She hummed, wrapping her arms around his waist.

"I'm not doing that. Beside she's the only staff that doesn't barge in here demanding stuff. She nice and sweet...." he looked down to the side, " and...young and beautiful. "

She let go of his waist, clenching her jaw. Yes, you being so beautiful. "So what? You want to fuck her? Is that it. Never head young pussy before?"

"You should leave, I have work to do and so do you. This discussion is over." He walked to his desk, sitting down on his chair, unbutton his last few buttons from his dark, navy, blazer.

She stormed off his office, angrly stomping on the white tile floors with her heels creating a louder noise.

You heard the word going around that their taking of his straitjacket, so you quickly gathered what you need to check him up. You saw as the guards took off. He let out a big stretched, flexing more of his muscles. It caused a scare to the guards like a lion letting out a roar.

You walked up to and saw more of his face. He stared at you.

He missed you. He never thought he would miss you. During that month of not seeing you was a time he contemplated about you. Are you made for him or not. He will shut his eyes and images of you will pop up. You smiling at him. Taking good care of him. Watching you squirm under him as you take his full length cock inside your pussy. He'll treat you with respect as long as you do what he says that's all. Seeing your belly swell up with his baby. Can't wait to fuck your tits filled with milk. Can't wait to impregnate you with multiple of his children, making one big happy family. How protective he'll be for his kids, for you. To stand up to the bullies, to show them not to be scared of anything. To hold them if they cry.

He should kill you for making him react this way. He should just kill you. You are just another nurse thinking they have control over him. He use to give orders to people, being the colonel and all, he got the respect he fought for, why does he feel weak around you. You are so sweet and joyful to him. If he was back in the field and saw you, would he kill you. Or maybe fuck you. Maybe that's it. He hasn't done it in so long, so long he hasn't touch a women. He should've just fucked one of the other nurses. Yes, maybe he should do that. Fuck a nurse, just to see. I mean what's the harm in that.

"Aah...yes. right there ngh.... yes...oh fuck that feels good."

The sound of König's footsteps were low that they couldn't hear over the sound of skin slapping against eachother. Watching a men fucking his girlfriend on his bed.

"Does your boyfriend fuck you like this?" Slaming her ass back and forth on his cock.

"Ah....a-aah....he-..he could barley...make me- fuck!..mmgh....wet." She grip the bedsheets hard while he kept pounding her.

No. No. He can't. Not you. He can't. He can't betray you like they did. He can't imagine the face you'll make if you know he fucked another girl. No he should be pure to you. You should be the only one he touches.

He needs you. Okay, it's done. He'll make you his and you'll love him. You'll love him and care for him. Rather you like him or not it's done.

You wrapped the cuff around his bicep and squeeze the bulb reading the numbers on the circle, writing it down. Doing the usual things you have studied for. As you were checking his heartbeat, he reached up which caused you to flinch a bit. His index finger, gently, caressing your cheek. Your back was turned to the guards, making it hard them to see what's going. You stared at him as he touched you with such charisma. His thumb reaching to your chin, hovering over your lips. He placed the tip of his thumb on your bottom lip, gently pulling it out a bit.

You shouldn't have this feeling at the pit of your stomach. You couldn't tell of you didn't smack his hand away because you are scared or because you enjoy it. You never had this much attention, not like this.

"I don't have time to argue with you (Y/n)! Go to your room!" The little girl tuged at her moms shirt.

"Where's daddy?" She felt tears running down her face as her mother poured more wine into her glass, already finishing up the fresh new bottle.

"(Y/n)! Seriously go to room! You are such a headache! Why couldn't your father take you with him! Nauseating!" She dranked the entire glass, slamming the cup on the table.

"Where's daddy?" She said one last time not letting go of her blanket. The same blanket her father got her when she told him she was cold.

"HE LEFT! HE LEFT US (Y/N)! LEFT US FOR THAT BITCH! AND NOW I'M STUCK HERE WITH YOU. HE RUINED MY LIFE. I COULD'VE DONE SOOOO MANY THINGS! But no! I'm stuck to take care of a brat!"

He palmed your cheek, feeling your warmth. He went in closer to you. You could feel his hot breath, quicken as he got closer to your lips.

You pulled back, "I shouldn't- we shouldn't. I mean." You whispered to him.

"Mein liebling (my darling)." He whispered to you. The first time he spoke to you. You couldn't understand him, but he spoke to you. "Du bist mein (you are mine)." He pulled you closer to him, he didn't care if the guards were staring, if anything, he enjoys it. To show everyone that he is yours to touch. "Mein schatz (my sweetheart)," his lips were hovering yours, you felt a little tingle at how close he was.

You know this shouldn't happen. You turned your away from his. You walked back, feeling his grasp letting go. He stared at you witch a smile on his face. You saw the smile he gave you.

When your shift ended and went back to your apartment, the thoughts of what happened lingered into your mind.

That night, you couldn't sleep. He was in your dreams. What if you never pulled way. Were you really going to kiss him. You glazed over the parts where he touched you.

You searched the words he said to you to translate it. Sweetheart, darling, mine.

You felt the butterflies in your stomach again. You never felt so complicated before.

Having a crush on a patient.

You have a crush on König.

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[powerfultenderness]

You were never a good sleeper, one of those rotisserie chicken types of sleeper. That is, until König. You would fuck, eat, leave.

Then he was forced to take some time off...

((Rated Mature 18+ below cut. Gn!Reader))

"Stay," he pulled you from behind, engulfing you on his giant embrace, before you could reach your shoes.

Though you relax in his arms, you shake your head. "Can't. Work, have to get up early." You say and pat his arm, silently telling him to release you.

His arms tighten around you instead and a growl vibrates through his chest. "Don't lie to me, little one." His voice is low and dark, warm breath fanning across the side of your face and neck.

You shudder at his words, he only ever called you "little one" when he was feeling particularly dominant. Not how the night had been just a few hours ago.

One of his large hands travels from where it was splayed over your stomach just a bit lower, not so subtly fidding with your belt buckle. "I don't work tomorrow. You don't work tomorrow. You stay here, we fuck some more and fuck again in the morning."

He's already undid your belt but you stop him before he can unbutton your pants. You turn around in his arms, and ignore how his hand roughly gropes your ass. "How do you know I don't work tomorrow?" You look up at him (because of course you have to) and narrow your eyes suspiciously at him. "Are you stalking me?"

He has the audacity to mutter a small "no" (in German no less! He knows you have a soft spot for him when he slips into his native language!) He averts his eyes, and probably wishes he was wearing his mask right about now, as you continue to glare at him. His grip on your ass falls and he takes half a step back, letting go of you, and mumbles something else in German. You don't quite catch it, but you don't care.

"Give me one good reason to stay."

His eyes light up and he grins at you. "Sex."

...

Well damn. That's a pretty good reason.

"Fine. But we're talking about how you know my schedule later!"

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Though you are quite physically exhausted, it doesn't stop you from tossing and turning in your sleep. It's always worse if you're not in your own bed too. Which is why you are surprised when early morning sunlight softly hitting your face wakes you from an apparently restful slumber. It's only a second later you realize how you didn't move around all night.

König's giant frame is holding you in place, one of his legs tossed over yours and one arm clutching you tightly to his chest. You try to wiggle out of his hold but his weight and grasp on you is too strong.

"No." He grunts in a hoarse morning voice. "Go back to sleep. You finally stopped moving."

You let out a quiet scoffed laugh. "I thought you wanted morning sex?"

You suddenly found yourself on your back, legs spread apart to accommodate the large man hovering over you with an already wild look in his eyes. "Yes."

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Well, the revelation that your partner was keeping tabs on you without your consent was a little troubling, but good sex and a good night's sleep was a pretty comparable trade.

#könig x reader #konig x reader #blurb #not edited

[akane171]

­­­Things about Ron Speirs that live rent free in my head

-“SPEIRS, GET YOURSELF OVER HERE!”

I don’t know what I like most about this scene. The fact Dick just furiously passed Sink and ignored his commander, because his boys were getting screwed? Speirs running to him and then without a single word sprinting to do the job? Or Nixon with his binoculars liveblogging the whole  battle? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

-The change in his voice and intonation between “I’m taking over” and “First Sergeant Lipton!”.

-The church scene, when Lipton says Easy men didn’t care about the gossips… It was HILARIOUS. Like, Lip? Sweetheart? Ron scared the shit out of Christenson and some poor innocent kids in the same damned ep. I could hear Pat’s sobbing in the background during that scene, mixed with the nuns’ chorus.

-A man needs a hobby and his was trolling people. Aside of the whole “did he or did he not shot the prisoners”, he enjoyed the gossips, appearing suddenly out of nowhere, while giving creepy speeches and traumatizing people. And he did it fabulously. Legend.

-His little, millisecond pause, when we watch his back while Lipton says “Well, maybe they keep talking about it because they never heard Tercius deny it”.

-And two things about this scene. Lipton knows Speirs was trolling people and it was amusing him. And Ron’s answer “Well, maybe that��s because Tercius knew there was some value to the men thinking he was the meanest, toughest sonofabitch in the whole Roman legion” - he knows Lip knows he was trolling people and (not directly) admits it. He never did that to anyone else, what also means he really respected Lipton (gross sobbing).

-Anyway, this whole church scene is a pure love and I adore every second of it.

-He was a history nerd ;_; I’m kind of sad, we didn’t see him and Buck taking about some ancient battles in Gaul.

-He kept tabs on Easy xD how much he’s learnt from creeping in the shadows and eavesdropping – no one knows xD

-The fact real Speirs was shot in the ass on some of his solo patrols proves he was just meant to be Easy’s CO. Fucking destiny.

-His favourite sergeant was Grant (ok, ok, put the pitchforks DOWN, I said sergeant NOT lieutenant, geez).

-The fact no one called him “Sparky” in the show is a crime against humanity. But at least we got one “Ron” from Winters. Still…

-I think I read somewhere here, that he wore his helmet so low, because it was too big and… yes? Absolutely? Whoever noticed it – I bow to you.

And it reminds me all the promo pics where we have most of the characters standing together and he stands on the side, a little farer and looking awkwardly like “mom said I have to socialize more, so here I am, ugh…”.

-Also, he looks tiny compared to the other guys on many shots/pics, what is hilarious on many levels.

-I realized it after the second watch, that he not only stole cigarettes from Buck, but he offered them to the German POWs. Not his cigarettes, but the shit he stole. I don’t know why, but it’s just so super HIM xD

-I wonder when exactly Easy Company did realize that their new CO is not exactly the meanest, toughest sonofabitch in the army, but a big ass weirdo, with poor social skills, suspicious hobbies and sticky hands.

-Ep 8 look >>>>>>>>>>>>> everything else.

-The moment when Webster throws himself to the ground and Ron just stands in the background, watching the missile like it was meh (he had a personal ranking of “Things that almost killed me” and that missile was not even on the Top 10).

-“No. You don’t have any experience.” How the fuck Jones didn’t drop dead right after is beyond me. Also, A+++ acting.

-The fact is that Lipton was his social-skills-only-working-brain-cell and it’s beautiful.

-The moment Perconte asked him to give him back his lighter, I guess it was the moment Speirs knew his reputation crumbled to dust xD

-Unpopular opinion, but I don’t think Malarkey scared him on a purpose. I think it was accidentally, what for me, makes it even funnier. But the fact Don started as someone who was scared of Speirs like no one else and ended scarring him – it just warms my heart.

-And that pure annoyance on Ron’s face when Malarkey’s approaches him a second after he scared him, will never stop making me laugh. It the look could kill the bottle in Don’s hands would explode.

-On some point Lipton was sitting with his head in his hands and moaning that he was not paid enough to keep his crazy CO with suicidal tendencies alive and Luz was there-thereing him.

-All the things he's done to keep Grant alive.

-Basically, Speirs gives me a stray cat vibes and the fact he kind of, adopted Lipton and whole Easy proves it.

-And finally, the way he went from “we are all dead, just accept it” to “ok, I guess I’m going to stay in the army to keep the idiots alive (sighs)” is one of the best character developments and is so… sooo … you know? ;_;

Anyway, the thing I like the most about his character is how unexpected he is. I didn’t expect to like him so much. I didn’t expect him to change so much in such splendid way. But here I am.

We meet him in the show as  “a cold blooded soldier” stereotype and we learn in the end he was just deeply compassionate man (and a weirdo), who applied being a sociopath to be a better man of war. It just makes him very human - thanks to the fact his character was based on a real man, I guess. And that applies to all BOB’s characters.

And BIG kudos to Matthew Settle for doing such a great job and creating an iconic character. I read and watched some interviews, where he admitted he had a big problems with grasping the role, but damn, in the end he absolutely NAILED IT.

EDIT: Part II (x)

#band of brothers #ronald speirs #carwood lipton #i should have written Top 100 not 10 ;_; #part I

[the-dumpster-fire-of-life]

Eyes On You

Requested?: No/Yes

Description: They ran for a glimpse of him, all eyes on him as you merely walked hand in hand with his eyes on you.

Notes: Italics is in German. Also sorry for starving y'all, but here's a small drabble I got from this TikTok

You could almost laugh at the yells for both you and Tom. The airport filled with fangirls and guys, all there for a glimpse of you two, or if they were lucky, an autograph.

It was hard not to notice the dozen fangirls running, screaming with low cut shirts, short skirts and merchandise with your logo on them.

They wore that while you wore his shirt, and his hand in the pocket of your jeans.

You could feel Tom's pride, almost patting your ass with his hand in your pocket as you playfully rolled your eyes.

"Stop groping me and pay them attention." You said, scoffing playfully once more as the security guards kept you guys in a circle, fans reaching for you.

Tom ignored them, smiling as he shook his head, paying them no mind.

"No. I'd rather pay attention to you."

Tom chuckled, leaning to your ear as you guys walked to the car, evading fans as they chased you guys.

"Plus, you look hot in my shirt."

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[next-autopsy]

Hi there Nex! How is everything going? Hopefully you’re doing good. Would you mind answering 1, 22 and 25 for the positivity ask game? Excited for your answer! Take care 😊🩵

Hey Vani! Thank you for your ask, lovely 💕

1- What is my fave part about being in the fandom?

Kind of the basic answer but I honestly do love the affection and support felt from y’all! This fandom has been so welcoming and kind and its really given me the courage to be more, do more and say more.

22- What quotes would I assign to my mutuals?

@malarkgirlypop - "Now remember boys, flies spread disease so keep yours closed."

@panzershrike-pretz - "Hey, you! That's right, you stupid Kraut bastards! That's right! Say hello to Ford, and General fuckin' Motors! You stupid fascist pigs! Look at you! You have horses! What were you thinking? Dragging our asses half way around the world, interrupting our lives... For what, you ignorant, servile scum! What the fuck are we doing here?"

@footprintsinthesxnd - "Hey Frank, this guy is reading an article that says the Germans are bad."

@sweetxvanixlla - "Oh Lord, grant that I shall never seek so much to be consoled as to console, to be understood as to understand, or to be loved as to love with all my heart."

@land-sh - "We're not lost private, we're in Normandy."

@ronsparky - "We salute the rank, not the man."

@xxluckystrike - "Bull, smack him for me please?" (thump) "Thank you!"

@mads-weasley - "Sobel's a genius. I had a headmaster in prep school who was just like him. I know the type."......."Lew, Michaelangelo's a genius. Beethoven's a genius."......"You know a man in this company who wouldn't double-time Currahee with a full pack, just to piss in that man's morning coffee?"

@samwinchesterslostshoe - "June 6th... of last year?".... "D-Day, yes sir."..... "Haha, Alright, don't get hurt."

25- what colours do my mutuals remind me of?

@malarkgirlypop - Soft coral

@panzershrike-pretz - Firetruck red

@footprintsinthesxnd - Light teal

@sweetxvanixlla - An off white cream or beige

@land-sh - Crimson red

@ronsparky - Black or like really really dark gray

@xxluckystrike - Lavender

@mads-weasley - Dusty sage green

@samwinchesterslostshoe - Magenta

Don't ask why, I have no idea. Just vibes.

p.s: I'm so sorry if i missed you, i just can't think properly

#ask game #mutuals <3 #im really sorry if i missed yoooou please dont hate me!!

[kaineillian]

"Poe is a timid, cute looking man who enjoys writing books about you and him together, married and having sex—"

Would you be willing to write parts of this weird books?

Also your amazing<3

Ehe, thank you anon! ˙˚ʚ(´◡`)ɞ˚˙

Warning(s) : Suggestive, a little gore, freak poe.

Poe fantasizes about you all the time yet he cant bring himself to make a move towards you. So, to cope up with it he made books about the both of you together. The first book is called ' My lover and I'.

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-Edgar Allan Poe's Point of view.

On a faithful and sunny day , is where i met my first love. I had been stressing out on my newbie partner, he's clumsy and would trip and fall on air. He is starting to annoy me but he is too nice to get yelled at and me being so timid that i can't even talk properly.

Ah!

Oh no, thats not a good sign—

SPLASH!

"AHHH! POE-SAN I AM SO SORRY! "... My documents... My project... Its wet... ohhhh NOOoO! Boss is going to kill me! I have to pass this by tomorrow and i now its wet! I just finished it awhile ago are you serious?!

I looked down feeling miserable;ignoring my clutz of a partner apologizing to me. I grabbed my things and head out without a word. I mean, who would forgive and forget about this! This is by due tomorrow! And i have to start all over again!

Now you might think im being overacting and saying i should just blowdry it but no. My boss is too picky and when he sees a mess on any report he will make them re-write it again and decreasing their pay check for a week. And i can't have that! The limited edition Karl plushie is already out;i need to get that plushie! I've been working my ass off because just to buy that thing. And its expensive as hell! If i wont buy it there will be no next time.

-3rd person Point of view.

Poe grumbled stomping on the ground;cursing the world. Bystanders looked at him with a confused and weird expression, with poe acting like that no-one walked near him and kept their distance. They might have think he's a madman.

"verfluche diese heilige Welt. Verbrennen Sie es zu knusprig mit diesen sich einmischenden Leuten darin. verflucht alles. verflucht..."

(curse this sacred world. burn it to crisp with these meddling people in it. curse it all. curse it..)

A man heard his strange curses and was intrigued by poe. He listened to poe continually curse the world and more specifically—his clutz of a partner. He laugh quietly making his way towards poe. "Du solltest solche Leute nicht verfluchen, weißt du?". Poe got startled by the sudden voice and looked up to see a man in black. Poe stood completely still by the man's beauty. Poe knows German but he isn't fluent enough to understand it well.

"Pardon...? "

"Oh, you don't understand me? I thought you know german. "

"Well, yes. I do know german but im not that good yet so i don't understand what you said... " The man smiled and translated what he said in English (you shouldn't curse people like that you know?).

"Ohhhhh... " Poe nodded then blushed when he realize that the man understood him. 'Ah! How embarrassing!'.

The man laugh at poe's red face with poe even more embarrassed. "You look like a good lad, what's your name?i am (Male name)" With his short introduction, his coat flew up from the wind, his hair flying back ever so slightly. Poe saw his hidden face, he could feel his heart beat.

"Poe.... Edgar Allan Poe... " He whispered enough to (Male name) to hear. "Its nice to meet you, edgar. "

I think im inlove...

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Now, after your interaction. Poe seems to be very attached to you. When both of you got in a. Relationship with each other, poe clings onto you whenever you go. Poe cooks for you, cleans for you and works for you. He insisted to do everything and for you to relax in the house, but of course you cant let your dearest boyfriend to get overworked. So you continued your job with poe doing all the house works.

Few years later. Both of you are married and started a family. You two had adopted a boy that was named ' Cooper ' .

A very romantic and fluffy book eh? Now. Lets head on to the erotic ones.

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If i remember it correctly... Poe only haves 3 or 5 books that are fluff and romantic while the others are erotic. 10 to 15 erotic books...

How bizarre.

How bizarre.

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-3rd person point of view.

Edgar Allan Poe... What a beautiful name, no? A tall handsome man, such cute features, his waist so small, his eyes rolling back every time (Male name) thrust in him. The timid mans eyes always capture his lovers attention.

(Male name) always loved his eyes, those eyes looking at him, those eyes covered by poe's hair, those beautiful violent eyes that someday he will gouged out of those eye socket of his. He tried to test his waters and asked poe what he would do if he would have gouged his eyes out during intimacy. Poe supringly, didn't mind and agreed on the idea! He even said to keep his eye so it would remind (Male name) that por is always watching him.

With a bright and petite look comes with a messy mind and kinks.

(Male name) recently knew that poe is a masochist and a freak which is a good combination. He himself is a sadistic maniac too. How bloody romantic.

Maybe one day they will drank their bloods as a promise.

________________________

-3rd person point of view.

Poe scribbled on his paper with karl clearly disturbed sitting on his shoulder reading the paper. You can almost feel like the raccoon said 'What the fuck'. Karl could not handle such gore anymore and jumped off poe's shoulder.

"Ah! Karl, where are you going? " poe halted his writing looking down at the raccoon.

"Rawr." Im getting the fock out of here away from your twisted ass.

"Huh?! You we're reading my notes! " Poe blushed heavily, feeling embarrassed that his friend raccoon saw his sick mind.

"Rawr, rawr. " Of course i am, i got curious on what you were writing. And you were also panting. You're such a weirdo. Im telling (Male name).

"W—WAIT NO! KARL COME BACK HERE! "

And there goes the two bolting outside the office, karl went to start his journey on finding the man while Poe is starting his hunt;trying to find the small raccoon.

Little did they know that ranpo and (Male name) was behind poe all this time.

"Damn, i didn't know he had this in him. " Ranpo chewed on his lollipop looking at the paper poe had written.

"I definitely did not see this coming. " Ranpo snicker at him, ranpo took out his phone and took a picture of the paper .

"What are you going to do with that? " "Blackmail."

" Understandable. "

#poe #seme male reader #bungostraydogs #bsd #top male reader #dom male reader #dom reader #top reader #karl #edgar allan poe #ranpo #freak poe #hahahaha #gore #kinda yandere #kinda freaky

[thatwriterchaotic]

Dog

Summary

the reader is the one who finds dog. the reader remembers how Daryl always wanted a dog when he was younger but could never have one due to his abusive father. The reader surprises him with Dog.

Pairing: Daryl Dixon x Reader

word count: 967

We where out scavenging for supplies. Alexandria was running low on things and you decided to go out with Michonne and Rick. You three had been looking for a couple hours now. You where currently in a abandoned grocery store. Michonne and Rick weren't far, grabbing supplies and putting it into packs.

It was rather quiet and it had you on edge. You walked through the aisle looking for supplies. Until a loud crash and barking could be herd outside. Rick was the first one out to check out the situation. You weren't far behind him. Holding your knife up in hand ready to help if needed. Two walkers came stumbling out trapping this poor german shepard pup. You where about to go after the walker but Rick and Michonne had got to them first.

The german shepard pup took off and you chased after it. “Hey!! Wait up!!” You shouted as you ran after the dog. You ignored Rick and Michonne shouting for you to wait as you kept running. You wanted to know where the little pup was going and if it had an owner.

You panted as you came to a stop finding the pup laying down in a abandoned house not far from the grocery store. “There you are” you said softly as you walked in slowly. The dog didn't move and actually smiled seeing you. You approached the pup and reached your hand out for it to sniff. The pup sniffed your hand and licked it.

“Aren't you the sweetest” you said softly as you pet the dog. You didn't see a name on the collar but it did look like it used to have a owner. “Do you want to come with me and my friends? We can take care of you” You said softly with a smile. The dog barked and wagged his tail. You herd foot steps behind you, it was Rick and Michonne.

"Maybe don't run after every dog you see” Michonne said before laughing seeing the two of you. Rick didn't say anything just shook his head and laughed a little. The four of you started on your way back to Alexandria. Getting in the car, You sat in the back seat with the dog. Gently petting him and scratching behind his ears.

The sun was setting and you just arrived back home. Rosita and Gabriel let you back in opening the gate for you. Rick parked the car and you got out with dog following right behind you. “Hey I'm going to go see Daryl, let him meet our new friend” You said to Rick and Michonne before you started walking to the house you shared

You and the dog walked together up the street. You had the biggest smile on your face, excited for Daryl to meet your new friend. You looked up and there he was. Sitting on the front porch cleaning his crossbow. You walked up the porch leaning down to kiss Daryl's cheek. “Hey” you said softly to him. Daryl smiled seeing you. “Hey sunshine” He said in his southern tone you loved so much.

The pup barked and sat infront of Daryl his tongue sticking out. “And hello to you too, where did you come from?” Daryl said rather surprised. “Found him out while we where scavenging” you said with a smile and pet the puppy. You had already fell in love with the pup.

“Didn't have a owner? Or a name?” Daryl asked as he looked between the two of you smiling softly. “He was alone and he doesn't have a name on his collar” You explained as you looked back to Daryl. “Can he stay?” You asked softly. “Well he didn't have a owner so yes he can stay” Daryl said sweetly as he leaned over and kissed the top of your head.

You smiled softly “I remembered how you always wanted a dog but you couldn't have one as a kid” you said as you sat down next to Daryl and the puppy. Daryl had spoke multiple times about how much he loved animals when you two where alone. You loved how he cared about them and loved nature.

Daryl smiled softly that you remember the stories he told you. “Yeah my dad was a complete ass and would never let me have a pet. Barely could even take care of Merle and I” Daryl said as he looked down at the puppy. “Well now you have one, what do you wanna name him?” You asked softly as you looked at him.

“Dog” he said instantly. “Really dog?” You said laughing a little. “Yes, it's perfect for him” Daryl said back as he gently shoved you for laughing. He loved messing with you and play fighting. “He is your dog name him whatever you like at least no one will forget what he is” You said with a smile. Daryl chuckled and pet Dog and then leaned over and kissed your cheek. “Thanks for bringing him home sunshine” He said softly.

You smiled and nodded “Of course he's family now” You said softly. “Welcome home Dog” You reached out and pet him. Dog barked happily wagging his tail. Happy to have a new home with you and Daryl.

Thank you for reading and liking my first post! If you have any ideas or head canons I can write about Daryl I would love to hear about it. Don't be afraid to ask :)

#daryl dixon #the walking dead #puppy #dogs #pets #walking dead #daryl dixion imagine #daryl x reader #twd daryl #daryl x you

[miroslavcloset]

yes yes and yES @scarlettpanda7898 LET'SGO (I finally managed to lift my lazy ass and do it)

Marc-André ter Stegen - Smash (He looks pretty good and those 187cm are attractive ngl)

Bernd Leno - Pass (Just look at this cutie, this man is for giving him kisses on the forehead and caressing his face not for sinful stuff)

Kevin Trapp - SMASH YAS (Look at this beautiful man. Serious question, are all Goalkeepers this absurdly good-looking everywhere or is this just a German thing?)

Matthias Ginter - Pass (I really really like his menacing stare tho, let's go hate the world together, love)

Thilo Kehrer - Pass (I liked him more with his Schalke hairstyle :c Nevermind, he's still good-looking)

David Raum - SMASH (I know right now Leipzig are our enemies and all of that but I'm a hoe for those tattoos YES GIMME)

Christian Günter - Pass ( OF COURSE he's very good-looking, but for me he doesn't have anything particular that catches my eye)

Joshua Kimmich - Complicated xd (I LOVE JO MORE THAN ANYTHING OK? But he's our little menace, he's not much taller than me and I want to kiss his forehead. I love my small captain <3 Also, I cannot ignore his mustache phase, that was so cursed)

Leon Goretzka - SMASH KISS MARRY LICK EAT WITH WHIPPED CREAM (No explanation needed, this man is the embodiment of perfection bye)

Florian Wirtz - Pass (I still consider him a baby idk He's a future star and maybe in a couple of years will Smash lol)

Mario Götze - Pass (He used to be one of my crushes but he hasn't aged as good as I would've liked him to SORRY HE IS STILL ADORABLE AND A CUTIE Is just that he doesn't awaken things in me anymore)

Serge Gnabry - SMASH MARRY YES (Let's go to the fashion week together babe <3 )

Timo Werner - SMASH (He is so Iconic I love him. Also, his fluffy hair makes me want to sleep there (? )

Niclas Füllkrug - SMASH (I want to hug him, he looks extremely adorable I don't give a single shit about his teeth, definitely would smash and take him out of Werder Bremen)

(If a player was skipped was bc they've had less than 5 international appearances or I already rated them in my BVB smash or pass post)

#germany nt #marc andre ter stegen #bernd leno #kevin trapp #matthias ginter #thilo kehrer #david raum #christian gunther #joshua kimmich #leon goretzka #florian wirtz #mario gotze #serge gnabry #timo werner #niclas füllkrug #smash or pass

[ganondoodle]

I'm interested in your thoughts on the new trailer!

And that voice actors was... not my first pick, personally 😅 there were so many others they could've chosen! 🥲 cuz while it's not confirmed who's speaking I can't think of anyone else it could be--

alright, so just a heads up, im not trying ruin anyones fun and i hope you can ignore my very weird opinion without hating me bc theres never been a new zelda game while i was this deep into the fandom and cared so much and when i care about something alot i have very strong feelings about everything ... so here are my honest thoughts after seeing the trailer twice (it might differ with time but this is how i feel now)

the gan voice sucks ( english is unbearable to me but so is all the english VA unfortunately, german is .. fine but sounds like discount daruk?? but at least its fits more to a mummy, japanese is the best one but also a bit generic) its way too light, expected much deeper, and also way too clear, you cant tell me a 10.000 year old mummy can talk like that

typical villain "uhohohoho im so eeeviiiil"speech, i expect as much of the plot now

that very light skinned in white dress person is either hylia or "ascended" zelda or some shit and i hate it (yes partly bc i have been trying to write my comics plot around the lore in a way so it rarely if ever contradicts canon and my fear or totk throwing all that work out the window is now greater than ever, yes yes i can just ignore and move one but i cant .. i guess thats my autism brain or soemthing else thats wrong in my meat orb but i just care too much, i just spent so much time working on this plot and it might all be for nothign now bc i specifically wanted it to fit neatly into the empty spaces the canon left .. and i KNOW im being an ass, this is just how i feel, unfiltered ..) but not JUST bc of my stupid little story i made up about a franchise i dont own but just generally hoped she wouldnt play role and stay in those damn statues and mangas or whatever

lastly the buidling ..... wh ... i do not like .. fortnitetification of botw..... no ...... i guess it could be fun to fiddle with but if its the focus ... no thanks ..

i hate to be so negative, i hate to hate, i hate that i care so much i hate that i feel like this

but i feel like this, right now :(

#ganondoodles answers #of course im hoping for the best #but i am very scared and disappointed right now #i need to sleep and think more about it #and please #im not trying to be a hater or annoying #im sorry im like this #i wish i didnt care #...

[tokyo-revengers-writings]

Hello there!

I just had this random idea and since your requests are open I decided to take this opportunity 😌 like how would they(Mikey, Draken, the Haitani brothers and Izana) react to a reader (GN pls) with an slavic accent? Like this stereotypical one💀 Since I sadly can't seem to get rid of mine-

Feel free to ignore this request if you feel uncomfortable with writing this!

A/n: I had to ask my Slavic friend for help on this one. (By "Slavic," I mean he preaches about how Slavic he is and wears "His heritage" {tracksuits} all the time.) Nevertheless, I hope you enjoy! (As always, tell me if I overstep a boundary)

Warnings: cursing, Izana

Manjiro (Mikey) Sano

He would make fun of you, 110%

He wouldn't do it at first, he would try to be respectful

Once you knew him, it was fair game

He will definitely mock you

"Do you want me to go get 'dat'?"

"I WILL THROW THIS PAN AT YOUR HEAD!"

"You 'vil' throw 'dis' at me?"

He's a menace

If he sees that it genuinely makes you upset, he will stop

Asks random ass questions

"Are you German?"

"Where the fuck did you get that idea from?"

"I don't know, you just sound like it."

He's trying, 6/10

Ken (Draken) Ryuguji

He was low-key interested

Genuinely thought you were German at first

He would be asking questions 24/7

"Are you native to a Slavic country? Or is someone you're close to native? Or do you just have an accent?"

He'll whoop anyone who talks to you badly's ass

Probably had to beat Mikey's a few times

He wouldn't make fun of your accent

He's far to scared of offending you

He tells you not to hide your accent

He thinks it's pretty and that you should embrace it

He'll definitely ask you to repeat sentences

"Sorry, can you say that a bit slower? I can't hear you."

I love him, 10/10

Ran Haitani

Oh boy...

He didn't even know what a Slavic country was

Probably thought that Slavic people came from "Slavia"

He would low-key have no idea what you were saying at first

He made Rindou come along and help him out

Over time, he grew to appreciate it more

He definitely still teases you through

He will beat anyone up who teases you for your accent

Tells you to keep doing it

"If you stop doing the accent, I can't make fun of you. So, keep doing it."

He genuinely likes it

He's... Ran, 9/10

Rindou Haitani

He's the sweetest boy ever

Literally could not care less if you had an accent

He could, but in the good way

Smacked Ran once because he mocked you

He'll ask some questions, but he doesn't wanna be rude

"So, like, what countries are Slavic?"

This man will go to war for you, deadass

He absolutely adores your accent

Asks you to read him bedtime stories sometimes because he loves your voice

He's a canon green flag, 10/10

Izana Kurokawa

This man-

He may be a canon red flag, but my protanopia colorblind ass can't tell

Yes, I am actually colorblind

Anyway, he is literally the sweetest person

If you're insecure about your accent, he'll literally do an accent for you so that you don't feel alone

He understands what it's like

in my mind, he has the thickest Filipino accent. Let me have fun

He'll ask you random things about your accent

He's the person who is like, "Wait, say (word)"

He doesn't mean any harm

He won't make fun of it, but if you're a fast talker, he may ask you to repeat yourself

He's the sweetest boy, 100/10

~~~

Masterlist

#tokyorev headcanons #tokyorevengers #tokrev #tokyo rev #tokyo revengers #draken #tokyo revengers draken #tokyo revengers drabbles #ran haitani #ran headcanons #haitani ran #ran x reader #rindou haitani #haitani rindou #rindou x reader #manjiro sano #mikey x reader #mikey headcanon #izana kurokawa #izana headcanons #izana x reader #tokyo revengers mikey #tokyo revengers ken ryuguji #ken ryuguji #tokyo revengers rindou #tokyo revengers ran #tokyorev mikey #tokyo revengers headcanons #tokyo rev headcanons #tokyo rev hcs

[b0g-b0y]

HELLO!!! IT'S ME AGAIN THE ONE AND ONLY IMCOUGHING. Anyway I'm back again with another request but before I request anything new I would like to thank you for writing fanfics and I really appreciate your hard work on writing these fanfics.

Okay now for my request could I have a Koing x male reader and reader is really sociable and talks to everyone including köing, but köing has social anxiety so he doesn't engage in the conversation. So reader thinks that he's annoying to köing for taking to mui, but in reality köing loves that reader talks to him. So when he stops talking to köing, he gets all sad that reader isn't talking to him so köing starts thinking he did something wrong. So he confronts reader, and asks what did he do wrong, so when reader tells him why he stopped talking to him. Köing explains that he actually loves reader talking to him, and the big misunderstanding is fixed and reader starts talking to köing again, and slowly but surely köing stars engaging in the conversation. Later köing starts developing feelings for reader but is scared he's going to ruin the friendship at the same time reader has also gained feelings for köing and reader decides to say fuck it and asks out köing and köing says yes and they start dating. (This, is a long ass request . ALSO requesting makes me feel like I'm ordering something)

PLEASE IGNORE THIS REQUEST IF YOU'RE UNCOMFORTABLE WITH THIS. THANKS FOR YOU TIME

Ight next fic I’ll be working on! I love König.

Anyway I will write this but I also want to spill some of my könig thoughts here because I can.

So König speaks German and originally was from Germany. So hear me out, I think maybe he grew up in Germany and in his teens years he moved to Australia. That’s my big thought. Also originally he was on specgru but now he’s in kortac, so I think it might be cool if someone used that in a fic?

Ill get to my other request when I can thanks for the patience!

[creator-of-calm-queer-chaos]

Febuwhump day 4: Knife to the throat with Clint and Nat

For @febuwhump ‘s challenge! Day 4: Knife to the throat

Ao3 stand alone: https://archiveofourown.org/works/44733475 

Ao3 as chapter:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/44655928/chapters/112548784#main 

Timeline: Random mission pre-avengers probably???? 

TW: kidnapping? Violence? It’s whump 

Of all places to get kidnapped, this was one of the most embarrassing. Clint was on his way to pick up some good hearty German food from a nearby restaurant when he felt a tap on his shoulder, he spun around, and someone punched him hard in the head. As he stumbled back, someone put a bag over his head and punched him again, sending him into darkness.

When Clint came to, he was tightly bound to a chair, and everything was spinning. It was impressive, really, how badly his head hurt. He blinked, and then someone splashed a bucket of water on him. Clint sighed, shaking his head. At this point, cold water wasn’t so bad. He blinked the water out of his eyes and things came into focus. Five people, all in normal-looking clothing, surrounded him. “Just so you know, if you talk, I won’t be able to hear you,” he said. “My hearing aids are in my pocket.” One of them rolled her eyes and walked to a pile of things, where he saw his gun, fake wallet, phone, and trick bombs. Pity the skunk one hadn’t gone off. She dug through them, pulling out his hearing aids. Part of him wanted to smack her for touching them, but he didn’t say anything. She walked back to him and roughly inserted them. “Better?” she said. She had a heavy German accent. He nodded. “Good. Listen. We know you are Clint Barton, and we know you are here with Natasha Romanoff. Tell us where she is. We will let you go.” He blinked at her. “Hello? Can you hear me?” she snapped. “Yeah, yeah, I can hear you. I just don’t know why you think I’d do that,” he responded, sounding almost bored. “I mean, you have an Avenger in this shady abandoned mall. You didn’t even smash my phone. Why would you think that she’s not on her way right now, ready to kick your asses?” Another one of the men spoke up. “Because she’s one person. Against us five.” “Have you met her?” Clint laughed. One of them opened their mouth, but they all paused. One of them cocked their head to the side. Their eyes widened. And all of a sudden, two ran to him and put him in a headlock, the other three drew their guns and faced the door. The door slowly creaked open. Natasha stepped into the room, hands held up. They stared at her. She slowly walked forward, and when one of the men walked to her, she did not protest as he pulled her hands down and handcuffed her. Clint suppressed a grin. Those handcuffs couldn’t hold her. “Well, well. If it isn’t Natasha Romanoff,” the woman said. She flicked open a pocket knife and held it against Clint’s throat. He inhaled sharply, careful to not press against the blade. “What do you want?” she asked in German. “You have me. Let him go.” “No,” the woman replied. “We want information. What are you doing here? What is your government doing?” “Why would I tell you that?” Nat questioned, continuing to walk forward. “Because if you don’t, I will kill him and the children.” Clint’s eyes grew wide and broke into sweat. How did they know? Nat raised an eyebrow, ignoring Clint’s fear. “The children,” she repeated in disbelief. “Damn, you don’t know how to research your captives, do you?” “We know you’re lying,” one of the men said. He was clearly uncertain. “Yes, your children will die if you do not tell us,” the other man said. Clint exhaled. He had said your, talking to Natasha. They were lying. He looked at Nat again, and saw she was grinning. There was a faint click. He smiled as well. He was familiar with the sound of Nat breaking out of handcuffs. The guards didn’t even have a chance to take a step before Nat had made her move. In one swift motion, she flipped forward, grabbing her gun from her holster, shooting the overhead lights in a sparking explosion. She fired four rapid shots, and Clint could see three faint shadows fall to the ground. “STOP!” a voice yelled. The knife dug into his skin. Nat disappeared into the shadows, and Clint could feel the person holding the knife behind him look around. “Don’t you dare-”

A final bang went off, and the knife sliced open Clint’s shoulder. He screamed briefly as the body fell. Hot, hot blood ran down his chest and arm. It was deep, and Clint suddenly became aware of just how much blood was pouring out. And then Nat was there, dimly lit by the light, untying him and pressing a coat against the cut. “You seriously couldn’t get yourself out of these bonds?” she teased, though her heart wasn’t in it. The wound was bad. “Hey, I’m not you,” he replied dimly. “Stay awake, would you?” she said sharply, tying the coat tightly. “Can’t have you dying on me. That wouldn’t look good on my record.” Nat picked him up like a baby, and he let her. He was so tired. “I thought they knew…” he mumbled. “Shut up. Stay awake, but don’t talk.” He understood. They might still be alive. And then Nat was putting him on a motorbike and arranging the coat so he didn’t look like he had a huge gash. Nat sat in front of him and belted him in. Only a moment later, it felt like, Nat was lifting him up again and was taking him into the safehouse. He faded in and out of consciousness as Nat cleaned and stitched the wound. He vaguely thought to himself that if she wasn’t taking him to the hospital it couldn’t be that bad. And then he thought of his family, and how he had to keep them secret. But Nat was there. Even if he died, she would keep them safe. Auntie Nat would keep his family safe.

#febuwhump #febuwhump 2023 #knife to the throat #clint barton #natasha romanoff #kidnapping #hoh clint barton #no clintasha

[nation-of-bros]

Shit like this makes me explode. This Brit is a typical example of total ignorance.

As one of the few Germans who are still self-aware, I don't give a shit about any alleged guilt. If anyone thinks that I should fall into deep humility because my ancestors were sexy Nazis, then I say to them: Fick dich alter!

I really try to show compassion and understanding for everyone, but I react absolutely allergic to people trying to lecture me about my own nation's past with their rather distorted and patchy knowledge about history.

All Western pop culture is geared towards calling the Third Reich the worst thing in human history, always portraying the Germans as the greatest evildoers of humanity. Masses of shoddy films in which German has to function as the language of super villains. I don't know if I should be upset or flattered that we Germans are treated as so special. Honestly, it fills me with pride and makes my cock hard just thinking about it. Yes, I like being given the role of evil. And that's why I love to say: You guys are a pathetic bunch of shit.

German Aggression

The Germans were obviously too much competition for the West. They were smart, stylish and technologically many years ahead. Fuck, I think they were just awesome. Is that what you want to hear? Finally a confession to satisfy your dumb Nazi neurosis?!

You seriously expect me to be held accountable for something that was fucking long years before my time? Pay your fat useless ass? The only thing Poland or anyone else can get from me is a good kick in their inferior useless balls with my freshly polished boots.

You will hear no remorse from me, no regrets, no humility. Any of your demands for reparation payment will only make my cock harder since you are just trash whose ancestors should have been run over by German tanks so that the cracking of bones would have been the only thing left, along with the blood squirted in all directions. You like that, don't you? To be crushed by something so much greater and more precious.

For every predator there will eventually be an antipredator. The Allies even preferred to ally with the mass murderer Stalin to defeat that German antipredator. Communism in Europe would not have survived without massive rearmament by Americans. How strong and threatening must the Germans have been for capitalists and Bolsheviks to fraternize?

British Morality

What does British people think why the whole world speaks English today? Because Britain peacefully convinced the world of their broken language; because their cuisine is so great; or because half the world just said "Hey, you Brit guys are so kind and great, let's adopt your weird language!". No, Britain was the most warlike nation on this planet. They have enslaved entire continents, destroyed entire civilizations and exterminated entire peoples. And when a nation was too big to subdue, they drugged the entire country to weaken it. The opium wars against China prepared the breeding ground for the communists and Mao ultimately. Indirectly, the mass murders in China can also be blamed on the British nation.

Keinerlei Schuldgefühle

Has Britain already paid reparations to India, or to the many African states they ruthlessly subdued and colonized? Also, what about the native North American people who were nearly wiped out by British settlers? However, it is estimated that 50 to 100 million indigenous people lived on the American continent. Add in the millions of Africans or Indians killed by the British nation, then all that quickly sums up to several hundred millions in the face of several centuries of world wide British colonialism. Has Britain ever paid for it in any way, or at least made an apology, shown sincere remorse?

Keinerlei Besserung

Has the British nation learned anything? Did they get wiser? Absolutely no, because together with France and the US they bombed Libya in 2011 to bring them "democracy and peace" after their secret services and NGOs had already instigated popular uprisings to plunge the country into chaos. They set the fire themselves to pose as the extinguishing heroes. All they did was transform Libya from the most modern and prosperous country in North Africa to the most unstable and poorest. They call this western democratization. Given these policies, is it surprising that all of Africa today welcomes the Russians with open arms as an antidote to Western imperialism?

Nothing but shards

Besides the intention to exploit foreign raw materials, there was a second decisive reason why the Allies wanted to overthrow the Libyan government: In 2009, the Libyan ruler Gaddafi, who was also President of the African Union, proposed to the states of the African continent to convert to a new currency independent of the US dollar, called dinar gold. Consequently, Gadaffi intended to set up an alternative system to the dollar for Africa to limit Western post-colonial exploitation, where corporations replaced the role of colonial masters. However, the International Monetary Fund/IMF sitting in Washington would not let this happen and prompted its slave nations like the US and UK to overthrow Gaddafi and bomb his country to the ground. Anyone who doubts the power of the IMF, and is not strong enough like Russia will be destroyed. Syria would have suffered the same fate as Libya had the Russians not intervened to eliminate the "Islamic State" created by American and Israeli intelligence.

To this day, rival warlords and extremists backed by Western intelligence services fight for dominance in Libya, while Western corporations are able to covertly exploit the country's natural resources. Meanwhile, Libya became the gateway for refugee flows to Italy and Germany. The bloody shards left behind by the Allies must be cleared up by others! But instead of taking in at least a few refugees to make amends, the UK left the EU like rats abandoning the sinking ship.

Caught up by the own past

Radical Islam is a product of the West, like pretty much everything evil, which they later declare their enemy to have a reason to start wars. Even the laws in the Middle East and other Muslim countries criminalizing homosexuality date back to British colonial times. Such persecutions did not exist in the original Islamic jurisprudence. Men just fucked. It was the West that spread its primitive morality around the world along with its languages. The fact that they present themselves as the good guys today and promote LGBTQ shit so vehemently is a bad joke of history that cannot be surpassed in absurdity.

Evolution never stops

The German antipretator was higher justice, which the West refused to accept. This justice was only postponed with the sacrifice of the Germans. Just as the West continue to bomb down everything that seems to threaten their small democratic world, one day they will once again encounter an antipretator who may not be defeatable with any help.

#politics #essay

[mirrorthoughts]

writer ask: 4, 11, 17 <3

Thanks for the ask!! <3

This one has gotten away from me a bit… sooo… again under a readmore xD

The questions were:

4. What's a word that makes you go absolutely feral?

11. Do you believe in the old advice to "kill your darlings"? Are you a ruthless darling assassin? What happens to the darlings you murder? Do you have a darling graveyard? Do you grieve?

17. Talk to me about the minutiae of your current WIP. Tell me about the lore, the history, the detail, the things that won't make it in the text.

4. What's a word that makes you go absolutely feral?

I had to actually think about it since I wanted a positive word this time, but the answer is actually quite easy:

Love

It's just such a soft word and leads to so many positive and negative consequences. And reations.

May it be a confession you're dying to read or a character that just realizes that's what they feel.

I also prefer the english word to the german one ("Liebe") because while they have the same meaning the english word love is, again, a lot softer in its pronunciation and also got only one syllable so it creates the posibillity to use it as an... end point of sorts.

While "Liebe" has two syllables Lie-be and that kinda looses the effect.

(Think "And in the end it's love." to "And in the end it's Lie-be." (it's pronounced Lee-be btw. think of "Babe" but with a bee 😂)

So yeah, as you can see, lots of thoughts on that one 😂

11. Do you believe in the old advice to "kill your darlings"? Are you a ruthless darling assassin? What happens to the darlings you murder? Do you have a darling graveyard? Do you grieve?

I think the short answer to this point and all its questions is: yes and no 😂

I actually have forgotten more writing advice than many have possibly read. Which especially relates to during working on a thing itself.

That might sound a bit weird and apropos of nothing, but let me explain:

I use most writing advice unintentionally even if I WANT to use it intentionally.

My neurodiverse ass is just so bad at keeping things in mind that I would have to have a writing advice I want to use visible next to me while writing to be able to use it and not just forget about it while writing. And even then I might just forget about and ignore it while focusing on my story.

This, of course, also includes Kill your Darlings.

That said, my brain doesn't only forget writing advice of course 😂

If I actually write a "perfect sentence" or a paragraph or scene that "was just right" I try to keep it. When that doesn't work, I dance around it until I'm sure it just doesn't fit and then I delete it (though I do have backups, so it's not "gone gone" and I could easily put it back in if I decided otherwise). And then I more often than not forget about it 😂

So... I'm not sure if I believe in Kill Your Darlings, I just do stuff 😂 That said, I can be ruthless about cutting when I see no other way. My darlings mostly get forgotten and land in Backup-Nirvana (which you can probably see as a graveyard) and I don't tend to grieve bc I mostly think "Yeah you can get that one back in a moment" and then forget about it 😂

17. Talk to me about the minutiae of your current WIP. Tell me about the lore, the history, the detail, the things that won't make it in the text.

At this moment I'm actually not sure if this will make it into the text or not (bc I want to hit the people managing our school system with it, but at the same time it's definitely not at all the center of the story), so... yeah. A bit will definitely be hinted at though.

Anyway.

School systems.

In a magical society that's included in the non-magical one.

In my WIP I have actually a span of four generations. Three of them were raised with the old school system in place (which means no magical pre- or primary school, and about 6-7 years of big classes per subject and a teacher at the front talking mostly at and not with the students).

Sascha, one of my main protagonists, was the "Chosen one", defeated "his" Dark Lord )who had the people in fear for decades) while still at school and i the end USED his influence as Hero of the Magical World (TM) to change the fucking system.

So his apprentice Kaz (who's the other main protagonist and together with Sascha the POV character of the story) is now in the lucky position to be in the new system.

Which amounts to the following:

1. There actually is a magical primary school (that takes in children from age 6-10) and, for those children who show their magic very early on, even a program that's kind of pre-school-ish where especially non-magical parents can get help.

Also the "regular" school (age 11 and up) doesn't have a cut at age 17/18. You finish school once you've finished your lessons even if you need more time than others. Though you CAN stop at age 18 since you are legaly an adult by then.

2. Classes have fewer children in them. Teachers have to know and learn about didactics and how to work with children of certain ages. There are school psychologists. It is a boarding school, but the costs are paid by the government and students can choose to not stay if they're living in the city (because the school's actually somehere in the middle of Berlin) and would rather stay with their family.

3. At about age 14/15 each student gets a mentor. What said mentor does is to help their apprentice to find their way i.e. they're there to answer questions. Not only stuff like which electives to choose in later school years (though that, too) but also general stuff about the world (magical and non-magical) they might not be able to ask their own parents. Either because their parents aren't knowledgeable in a subject or because it's something they don't want to talk about to them (or in some cases because they don't have parents).

The students still have normal lessons though they have kind of a dual curriculum situation where they have lessons one week and are working with their mentor the other week.

And more often than not their mentor will also be the one who introduces them to a master of the subject the student chooses to work in later.

#ask game answers #meggie-stardust #seikaze #sei's brain bubbles #sei's writing #sei's tcc

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BBC Sherlock watch through: A Study in Pink

You read that right. BBC Sherlock in the year of lord and savior 2024. To be fair to me, I was 8 when the show ended, and therefore could not watch it in its heyday.

Two disclaimers before we begin with its first episode.

1. Despite me not watching a single episode up until this point, I do know a decent amount about it from watching videos about it (Hbomberguy’s video, Sarah Z’s video about the Johnlock conspiracy, and as much as I’m ashamed to admit it, a decent chunk of the TJLC explained videos). That being said, I will attempt to go in to it with an open mind in all regards.

2. Much like what people do to his actor, I will intentionally be getting Sherlock’s name wrong. Why? Because I think it’s funny. It’s probably not gonna be funny to a lot of people but I’m gonna do it anyhow. Mmkay?

Without further ado, let’s get into it.

-What kind of bed is that lmao. You roll over a little bit and you fall off

-That transition from John saying that nothing happens to him to the intro was definitely a bit awkward

-These transitions are getting on my nerves. Can we find a smoother way to get from one thing to the next please?

-They’ve all got a point. Why would they be linked just because they took the same poison? Investigate the poison, not the suicides.

-If you’re so sure that they’re suicides why are you investigating them????????

-Why is Shamrock an asshole.

-Here comes the 10 billion gay jokes.

-Yeah, Shamrock definitely seems…eager for John to like him.

-Ok, now he’s bossing Mrs. Hudson around for no reason. There’s a difference between “unsociable” and “asshole” guys cmon now.

-I just want to say that despite my whining, I think it’s been…fine so far. I just haven’t found anything nice to say about it yet. It’s not boring me to death, that’s something I guess.

-Four suicides?? In a big city?? Crazy. Must be something wrong there.

-BBC Sherlock says All Cops Are Incompetent! That’s something going for it.

-Ah yes, the struggling to plug in his phone line. One that haunts many I hear,

-Completely neutral on Johnlock right now if anyone was curious. I don’t really think they have any of that kind of chemistry really and that’s most of it I’m pretty sure. If they had some more chemistry I’d probably jump on it.

-I like Sally. Everyone else is fine (although Shamrock is on thin ice), but I like that she’s mean to Shamrock. And she’s funny about it.

-Ok. I don’t like Shackrock. Get his ass out of here

-He is such an asshole?????

-I know from the Hbomberguy video that the victim was attempting to spell Rache as in the German word in the original story and…..wow. They really are just dismissing it as stupid aren’t they? For what, so Shackrock can have more opportunities to be an asshole?

-Mycroft’s stance???

-Mycroft is alright I think. Him and Sally, that’s two characters I like

-I’m gonna count how many references to Shackrock and John being gay/gay jokes in general there are. That’s 2

-Weird brothers. Kind of funny. I like them

-3 gay references. We’re doing great for not even being through the first episode.

-Genuinely though, why does nobody believe John when he says that him and Shackrock aren’t a thing. It’s only happened once so far but I know it happens in the future a few more times. Theres no apologies or even any “mhmmm sure ;)”, they just straight up ignore him.

-I think Shellrock likes men at the very least. Between everyone around him thinking that him and John are a thing, and him being based on the the adaptation that wanted to make him gay, he’s probably at least a little bit of a manliker at the very least. Not sure if it’s intentional though.

-4 gay references. You think we’ll be able to squeeze one more in before the episode ends?

-How do I still have 30 minutes left. Ugh.

-I think….I don’t like this show. I will continue on. But I don’t think I like it.

-I am growing a fondness for John and Shellrock’s relationship though. They’re a little cute.

-Why is he so insistent on Shellrock not being the type to take drugs. He literally found him slapping on nicotine patches like it was nothing.

-Am I supposed to like Shellrock. Am I really supposed to.

-Can Shopshock shut the fuck up.

-This cabbie thing was actually kind of good.

-Yeah, Shopshock and John are pretty cute. And a little gay but I don’t know if that was intentional on the writers part.

-Shopshock is a little funny. Not enough to counterbalance the assholeness but a little funny.

-Did she ask who just so they could end the episode with Mycroft saying Sherlock and Dr. Watson. Really.

Finally, the episode has ended. It’s been 4 million years. It got a little bad in the middle but it managed to pick itself back up by the end. Because of this I have no idea how I feel about the episode over all. Anyway, join me next time for The Blind Banker.

#lemon watches sherlock

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A MERRY AMERICAN CHRISTMAS ASSKICKING:

This lumpy Dumpty splooge-bib excuse of a human claimed I betrayed my oath to protect and serve the Constitution by not siding with Trump.

Be-Fucking-Hold his public whipping!

YOU!

@shanejett

YOU SILLY CHUM GUZZLING BITCH: You dirty the word "respect" when it comes out of your disgusting MAGA mouth. Mainly because you believe the meaning in your career of amateur proctology as I "I re-'spect Trumps ass with my lips." That is NOT the meaning, dogface.

I AM A US NAVY CHIEF! I took the Oath and I protected and defended the Constitution with my life & loved every minute of it. As did my father, his father and his father and his father, all of my brothers and my neices & nephews. My wife and my mother and all the Nance wives gave their all to keep America safe so you can vomit up whatever racist bullshit you want in the comfort of your Gimp suit. We also all served to protect your right to be a fucking idiot. THAT OATH HAS NEVER ENDED AND NEVER WILL EVEN AFTER DEATH. Unlike you, OUR Honor will never be forgotten bc our OATH is upheld! You Oath-breaking bitch!

I cannot believe for one GD second you ever served in my beloved US Navy. You may have been it it but you clearly never believed what it meant to SERVE!

FYI My "potty mouth" is honed with the razor sharpness of over 130 years of Navy Chief Petty Officer leadership in war, peace and for the exact purpose to recalibrate the interminable stupidity of dumbasses like you who have the absolute fucking temerity to speak your stupid shit to our faces!

Chiefs & other service Senior NCOs represent the best values of how to unfuck the village cunt's god given cuntiness, especially when ignoramuses like you raise their heads and dare to speak WORDS. We WAIT for moments like this where some asswipe talks shit.

You put your silly anti-Woke MAGA nuts on the table and have raised your head demanding satisfaction. I will oblige you, sir, you silly twerp. So, now sit the fuck down and STFU & take this ass kicking as a LIFE LESSON bc it will be tied to your racist ignorant bigoted name, Shane David Jett ,for HISTORY. When I'm done your KIDS will laugh at you.

You're so GD ignorant you shout out words you literally have no idea of what they mean. Communist, Marxist-Leninist?! MF did you MISS 1989? Were you drunk in a gutter when that all failed worldwide? I'm a MFing Philadelphian, Bitch - I walked the streets where our founding fathers tried to share values YOU no longer care about bc you love a wannabe dictator King, that you worship as an Orange God. Bitch, you are in a CULT.

FYI Cunty McCuntface, AMERICA HATES KINGS. A LESSON:

Every Christmas morning at 0630 after a 3 hour drive, I am at WASHINGTON'S CROSSING NATIONAL CEMETARY honoring my wife, my brother and thanking God I too will be interred on the very land near where Washington daringly crossed the Delaware 246 years ago ... THIS VERY NIGHT!

I honor Washington so much I am at the crossing every year. I marvel that next to the greatest man in American history was a man named Billy Lee, an African-American soldier. Valet, Aide, Bodyguard and slave he loved Washington bc he KNEW his very presence was a step forward for his children in America. Was GW a flawed man? Yes he had slaves but he KNEW the measure of a man and his value to America would come in the future. Did he hate blacks? No. His very LIFE was guarded by one! America's body guard has always be people of color who defend the IDEALs & values. The HOPE of being part of the American experiment!

Jefferson loved African-Americans so much he had SIX mixed races kids with his late wife's HALF SISTER. thats Diversity!

The Christmas 1776 Crossing was done by a sick, frozen army filled with the very person you clearly hate. The Continental Army was NOT all white. It had blacks, native Americans and THOUSANDS of ... wait for it, IMMIGRANTS! Native Indians, Frenchmen, Poles, Germans, Irish and fucking drunk ass, Interracial, international sailors of General' Glover's Marbleheaders - many were transatlantic sailors, fishers AND lobstermen. You know about those Lobstermen, right?

Washington took one look at them all and did he say "Blacks out of the army? Whites only?

NO! he said "INTO THE DURHAM BOATS BITCHES AND ROW LIKE THE DEVIL! WE GOT HESSIAN ASS TO KICK AND A FUCK TON OF BRITSH BRANDY TO DRINK BEFORE TAKING PRINCETON" or something to that effect.

Thats fucking DIVERSITY ... of manpower & skills to win the revolution and a new nation, you simple ass bitch!

EQUALITY is the shared suffering of bitter cold, bad food & disease they endured.

INCLUSION was that every bastard had a GUN & POWDER and was going to serve up hot fucking American musket balls to the British forces EQUALLY!

What's missing from your vocabulary is that THEY had UNITY of purpose. They LOVED the idea of the new American and fought for it ... and the Hessian breakfast they were going to fucking EAT ... with cannon!

A GD 100% accredited negro named Prince Whipple is the black man in the boat rowing in the painting, Motherfucker!

LESSON OF THE CROSSING OF 1776: DIVERSITY, EQUALITY, INCLUSION & UNITY OF PURPOSE IS GREATEST FORCE MULTIPLIER OF THE ARMED FORCES OF THE UNITED STATES!

And my nation, the real America, where we like and share America's value of diversity, equality and inclusion with all of our neighbors, is one I'll defend from ignoramuses like you. So, now you HATE America's values? Then YOU HATE WHAT WASHINGTON CROSSING REPRESENTS!

Washington would call you a GD "Poltroon" like those traitorous fucks Charles Lee & Benedict Arnold.

You're just a fake American. But by God, we will protect stupid fuks like you just as well as the honorable & smart ones.

You misguided asswipes tried to overthrow the government on J6 and you're so stupid you thought destroying America would let you to write DIVERSITY, EQUALITY and INCLUSION. Wrong Motherfucker! You love White so much you removed the Red blood spilled for it defense and removed the Blue loyalty. It just leaves you with a white flag ... which is the flag of cowards & confederates. You racists dumb as fucking rock Trump voters who worship a con man, a traitor, a secrets thief, a rapist and an idiot who YOU think he is actually SMART!. Thats how fucking stupid YOU are. America is great because of its diversity, because of its immigrants like Hamilton, Pulaski, Einstein & Schwarzenegger because of its common love of its founding values ... but you love a fat fuck who kisses the ass of a North Korean Communist, a exKGB communist officer and who has cash paying contracts with a Chinese Communist dictator.

Whatever you do DO NOT REPLY unless it's an apology to America. This online beating will continue as long as you hate America of the last 246 years. If you see Trump's racist conservative anti-DEI America as the one you want ... a bit of advice:

MOVE TO RUSSIA MOTHERFUCKER!

See how Merry your Christmas will be there fighting over potatoes that no Mexican has ever touched!!

- Malcolm Nance

(@MalcolmNance) twitter

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