#yes im a day behind

[nomazee]

The thing about Dazai is that he's cruel when he wants to be.

You know this—you've known this even before he admitted in his long-winded way that he's an ex-mafia member. He has a clever tongue, knows how to use it to his advantage when it comes to swooning women or interrogating suspects. He's multifaceted in that regard.

You've only really seen a glimpse or two of his mean streak, a vague memory of when you were ushered out of the Agency infirmary while Dazai was left alone with Kouyou Ozaki that one time. It's best not to think about it, you tell yourself, but all you can think about right now is that you really, really wish he could be that mean right now.

It slipped out somehow—in your rambling, you didn't even notice when you'd stupidly admitting your more-than-cordial-platonic-coworker feelings for him. But you did, and these are the consequences, just not the ones you were expecting.

Fingers twitching, joints tight and stiff in the cold, you look up at Dazai's blank eyes and the flat line of his lips. Stupid. You feel so utterly stupid, and you're waiting here for his response and yet there's none to be given.

What makes it worse is that his eyes are soft. He's not poking fun at you or rolling his eyes or brushing this off. You really, really wish he would, you wish he'd make a joke out of this and humiliate you, you wish he'd run to Kunikida and laugh about it with him and group you in with all the other people he's swooned before, but he just stands there. There's pity in his eyes, or maybe something like careful consideration as he chooses his next words.

"You..." and a thoughtful hum escapes him before he goes quiet again. You hate this. You hate every second of it and you just want him to laugh at your stupid feelings and leave you in the dust so you could cry alone and not in front of him. A burning feeling pricks the backs of your eyes and you're going to die right in front of him, because that'd be much better than dealing with this awful, awful silence.

"I don't think you really mean that."

And you hate him. You hate Dazai, because of course he'd say something like that. In all his self-loathing, he wouldn't think for a minute that you know what you're talking about—that you mean it. You hate him. This is crueler than anything else he could've done.

"I do, Dazai," and your voice is strained, and choked, and your face is hot with embarrassment because this is stupid and ridiculous and just supposed to be a workplace crush gone out of hand. "Just shut up. I do." And when he opens his mouth again to protest, you shake your head and roll your eyes and try not to make this whole thing more dramatic than it's already gotten.

"Whatever. I mean— whatever. I didn't say any of that. I didn't mean it like that. Can you forget it, please, and don't tell anyone, this is awful, Dazai, you're awful, you know."

"I know. I'm sorry."

In your years of working here, you've never heard Dazai Osamu say sorry, not like this. Not with gentle eyes and a hesitant breath. This is ridiculous. You're going to kill him.

"I wouldn't tell anyone," he keeps talking, he keeps talking and you're going to kill him, "That's cruel. I'm sorry."

Cruel. You want to laugh. He would know a lot about that.

#dazai x reader #bsd x reader #dazai osamu x reader #osamu dazai x reader #dazai x you #bungo stray dogs x reader #bungou stray dogs x reader #bsd x you #bungo stray dogs x you #dazai osamu x you #osamu dazai x you #oh hey guys #yes i know the requests have piled up and i literally only did one and then disappeared #can you tell im on a bsd kick #hey guys... request me bsd... HEY. #im so sorry everyone my days of haikyuu are over #and ive fallen so far behind on the honkai lore #havent opened that game in months i fear #well... erm.. anyways.... request........ bsd......... ghuhg......

[zombiedcattle-art]

starvetober day 20: shock

i think wx’s fascination with animals in congruence with their dissatisfaction with those creatures is a lot more nuanced than people give credit for! its a cool subject to me :]

#i have Many thoughts on wx (very positive ones) #ik yall can relate to that lmfao #wx is just such a good character what can i say!!!! #yes ik im a day behind im trying to catch up💀 #fanart #starvetober #starvetober 2023 #starvetober day 20 #dst #dontstarvetogether #dontstarve #dont starve together #dont starve #don’t starve #don’t starve together #don't starve together #don't starve #wx78 #wx 78 #wx78 dst #wx 78 dst #dst wx78 #dst wx 78

[chryblossomjjk]

just found out that jungkook interacts with people who aren’t me

#cold cruel world out there tsk tsk #also lil life update friends ! #working full time n going to school full time n also doing extracurricular activities is really not the move #i struggle w toxic productivity and it’s really really destroyed my mental and physical health #so ive busted my behind to save up enough money #to be able to support myself on a part time work schedule until i graduate woohoo ! #hoping to have more time to indulge in hobbies #which includes being on here and writing and interacting #i miss you all dearly #ty for everything #like the fact that yall still send sweet things in my inbox when ive been p inactive for like this whole year is super nice and sweet and ye #im sorry i haven’t been responding #but i read them and they do make my day and i love you #and i hope to pick things up again soon #glimpse of us is going to be a banger i fear #ive sat on it for so long that ive perfected this storyline #from metaphors to small details to foreshadowing to non linear storytelling that all forms together in the ends yep #just need to write it which is the hard part 👉👈 #but im excited #this the type of story to leave you in a funk for a few days lol and im so excited to share #hope you’re all doing well #and you are also prioritizing your health and well-being #you deserve time for yourself #not even deserve tbh #it’s legit a necessity like pls #you deserve it

[icy-gendango]

Jumpscare!!! I had fun with this one

#i love the big silly guy #daycare attendant #dca fnaf #dca fanart #mermay #eclipse fnaf #fnaf eclipse #mer eclipse #mermay 2023 #dca fandom #hhhhhh sillies #dca eclipse #eclipse #the daycare attendant #daycare attendant fnaf #also YES UR GETTING TWO MERMAY IN ONE DAY #bc im like 3 days behind #hopefully this makes up for it lol #icy art #mer au

[evanescentsun]

inspired by @hakucho-art ‘s vampire enemies to lovers au heheh, and her art. (I can’t get over touka’s design it’s so cool. @/harleyquilt is so big brained for the design FR. )

#tokyo ghoul #touken #kanetou #hehehehhe this was SO fun to draw #it’s so nice seeing the end result after the painstakingly long (loving) procress behind the scenes #it went through so much! it improved so much from the first drafts! im such a proud mom! #and I have… learned so many things from drawing this. #as to draw the whole thing and compose FIRST before heading rn in and being so impatient #because it’s gonna bite me back in the ass #as in: the reason help Kaneki is drawn in a v diff style #but I guess it also adds tho. #im so in with the touka fr. vamp teeth. blood. angy. what MORE can u have #I peaked there #I have lil context for the scene but cba to go into it JFJJFKFK #also yes I did Give Up on this drawing JFJFJFJJFJDJDN #but it IS complete in its own way<3333 #I love it so much ahhhhhh #YOU KNOW WHAT. after looking at this days after rn. it does not as bad as I thought #heh<3 🥰

[sharkneto]

I'm on a mountaineering documentary binge and like. I genuinely think going to climb these insane peaks with progressively wilder and more dangerous parameters to be special and first is So Stupid. "I'm doing this for humanity!" No, man, you're doing this because you've got a huge ego. And the resources and risk to others when shit hits the fan to try and save them???

Makes no damn sense. Compels me, though.

#just watched that doc on project possible #and like good for the dude in trying to bring attention to nepalese climbers and sherpas #i Will give him credit for that #but all 14 8000m peaks in 6 months??? genuinely insane #and he kept going on about how he was behind schedule after climbing three mountains in two days #seems like you're going plenty fast there Bud #its the angle of ''im doing this for the human race!'' and ''theyre so brave for doing it!'' that makes me roll my eyes #like yes Very Human of you to be doing this but. come on. its for you. #sharkneto speaks

[snazzi-strawberri-artz]

REDRAW BABEY YIPPEEE!!! The second piece was made in January 2021!! Really love how this came out with all the textures and the pose too!!

#YES I KNOW THIS IS MY 3RD ARTPOST BUT BUT LIKE.... I DONCAARE #i havent been able to draw for days im having so much FUN #GOD shed make a nice artprint. but alas #also coloring/drawing over your lines is a gamechanger it makes things look cleaner and you have more control>???? HUH!! #sadly couldnt add the tears on her :( maybe next time!! #ALSO I LOOVVEEE RED LINES BEHIND BLACK BACKGROUNDS ITS THE SHIT . THE SHIT I TELL YOU!!! #also aoough i shoudl draw more with this style its so so fun

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Hi there

who's there. do i know them

#do i think im funny? yeah. am i? No #a strange ask to recieve tbh! stared at it for three days straight wondering how tf to reply! #considered using a cringe meme. chose bad joke instead #this ask has same feeling as when youre standing in line for a Tasty Beverage and the person behind you randomly says hi to you #like... yes? hello? can i help you? good day? huh?? #rambles from the bog

[jingsyuans]

IM SICK, THE TWO PART TEA LOVER FIC IS SO GOOD, I DEVOURED THAT, PLS CONTINUE DOING GOD'S WORK AND WRITING JINGYUAN LIKE THAT— LIGHT, FLIRTATIOUS & PLAYFUL THANK U WRITER 🫶🏽

You’re very sweet, I’m glad people are still finding that two-parter and having a good time! Thank you for reading!

#me who is sinking knee deep in my problematic content to the degree I dont want to write regular stuff anymore: yes i’ll write him like that #(: #I lied the fluffy nice days r behind me that’s why I haven’t been writing period im so sorry #rambles #but I’m glad u liked it!!!!

[bangcakes]

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#personal #i think that like... the dam's broken. for lack of a better term #or i guess the ice ???? idk man #either way. been messaging back n forth with him like crazy for the past few days #i just decided that like.... whatever. if i feel like saying something i should just say it to him !!! #and i think me being open has led to him being open.... #god its so hard when both ppl only really talk when they have something to say JFJDJDJDJDJDJDJDJJD #like... i cant even make up a reason to talk to him. i cant pretend to be dumb n not understand anything. he'll know its bullshit NDJDJDJDN #n e way...... defs met my match here lmao. but really its been so nice just being able to talk to him when i want. bc waiting until being i #person was getting so !!@@@ long !!! like god. i didnt know i could miss someone so bad...... its so !!@@@@@@ #gah !!!!!!!!!!!! #n e way. things are goin in the right direction #and hahaha !!!!!!@ i have a game plan to make sure we stay in touch too !!!!! me n one of my other friends promised to keep in touch with #each other and i was like oh should we invite everyone else. and she was like oh !! maybe ____ so i was like !!!!!!!! #so true !!!!!!!!!!@ #gosh im so excited i really like them both so much we're all similar temperaments so ya..... ive wanted to make sure i keep them JFJFJFJD #n e way. we still havent asked him but hopefully he says yes !!!! bc he always sits behind us n im just like !!!! ik you wanna sit with us #so just sit beside us istg !!!! but ah ... i think hes shy #god hes so cute #and shes like not competition btw. like..... she has a bf. she knows i like this guy now (i spilled. i couldnt hold it in 💀💀💀). and ya !! #hopefully exciting things coming!!!

[richardxoliverxmayhew]

//*picks up tiny mic and taps it* Hullo, I'm Christine, I'm 25, and my new life-goal is to play a corpse on one of those detective/crime shows. Thank you :)//

#ooc;the gremlin behind the curtain #//the urge to say this the next time i have to sit through one of those 'share 1 thing about urself' meetings// #//also im just saying i think i would make an immaculate fake corpse on a detective show// #//thanks to playing 'patient' whenever i would help my med friend out with her assignments 😌✌🏽// #//also yes this is my impulsive chaos post for the day 😘//

[platonic-qpr-selfshipping]

it should be illegal for Claude to be this much in my head fr

#all i write is about you #imagining him fondly looking at me while im talking with someone else and he is also in the convo yet not saying anything at the moment #and and #him suddenly reaching out to put some hair behind my ear #while smiling #me trying to continue talking as if something i would think about for days hadnt just happened #yes claude you have my heart what else can i say

[slimmestslime]

MADCOMTOBER DAY5 : DR CRACKPOT

bible joke

#yes im a day behind shut up #i fell asleep #smthn about the red sea. idk. im not a crackpot fanatic #madcomtober #madcomtober2023 #madness combat #madness combat crackpot

[c0ffeeb1ack]

the apocalypse scene with heat of the moment over it is SO well done godddddd I love the different seasons and delores's little outfits and five's weirdo bike <333

#tuamre #tuamre s1e5 #tua mass rewatch extravaganza #YES shut up im a day behind #catching up tonight

[thefunniestjester]

Day 2: The Jock

Chase was never the brightest tool in the shed, but he didn’t need to be. His GPA was supported by his (now ex) girlfriend, Mari, and he just had to focus on the game. He was a football prodigy, as his coaches would say. But ever since last summer, he’s had to balance football and his own grades. Chase managed it though, and continued to be the star football player that Copperdale High School loved. He even got a football scholarship to Foxbury. Of course, a scholarship means nothing when you’re dead. The group got separated, despite their best efforts. Nobody was around to save poor Chase. At least, that's what she would tell the newspapers if she made it out of here. But she watched him die, and deep down she knew that she might have been able to save him. But, she was an opportunist, and she ran.

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#yes im posting 2 in a day #im just behind #jesters sims #windbrookslashed #simblreen #sims #sims 4 #sims blog #sims 4 maxis match #maxis match #showusyoursims #simblr #sims aesthetic #the sims 4 #slashers #ts4 simblr #the sims #the sims community

[not-another-robin]

The way you draw Alfred is so pure and perfect, he's the happiest little old man I've ever seen, thank you for blessing us with him.

THIS IS MY FAVORITE COMMENT I'VE GOTTEN EVER,,,,,, just 4 u I'm bringing back one of my fave Alfie doodles

#yes I've succumb to drawing him with more hair since this doodle #LISTEN im already struggling to draw people i can't figure out make pattern baldness every day #dont ask the logic behind that