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#yes im fine
thund3randrain · 2 months
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Screw all trans men having their tomboy phase, almost every trans guy I know - including myself - had a hyperfeminine phase in late middle school/early high school. Putting on ridiculous amounts of makeup and dressing only in 'feminine' clothes in a desperate effort to be seen as normal, to try and fit in, to try and almost untrans yourself. But you just feel uncomfortable and insecure trying to fit that mould, and finally break free around halfway through highschool. Or something. Idk
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thatdoodlebug · 14 days
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au in which doctor van helsing acquires an assistant in 'nurse dracula'.
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Bilbo planted the seed.. it grew into a beautiful tree.. his little nephew Frodo was very fond of this tree and could always be found reading neath it
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scrunckled-idiot · 14 hours
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i need to fucking scramble engineer grrrrr i need to throw him around the room by his arms and chew him like a dog toy i need- i NEED to fukhing like grrgaggaaarrraggahararagafa i need to rip his fingers off and ggghhhaaragagahararagha I NEED TO CHEW THIS MAN I NEED TO CUT OFF HIS ARMS AND LEGS AND REDUCE HIM TO NUGGET FORM AND GIVE HIM A LITTLE LOVING KITH ON THE FOREHEAD AGGARAGAGAGHHRREGHEGGGGRRRRRRGHGGAGAAGRRRRHHAAARAGAHA I NEED TO DEMOLISH HIMMMMMMM
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honey-snap · 5 months
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call me a powerlite 982w 3lcd wxga with the way i am projecting on this fucking bitch
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weirdcat1213 · 7 months
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YES WE ALL GOT THAT STEDE AT FIRST WAS A LIGHT CUZ LIGHTHOUSE YEE YEE
BUT ED WAS UNDERWATER CUZ HE WAS THE KRAKEN
YES WAS CUZ THAT MF WILL LEAVE THAT BEHIND HE WILL HEAL YOU HEAR ME HE WILL FUCKING HEAL-
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van-whorenheim · 1 year
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Hi hello i have Alimond headcanons for when Alicent was pregnant with wee little Aemond <3
• Alicent’s third pregnancy was by far, her easiest. It’s not surprising that out of her 4 pregnancies, her third child would be the gentlest with her.
• Aemond was a happy little baby, wiggling around inside whenever Alicent would speak to him. She would often tell him stories about Old Valyria, about dragons of old and kings and queens. She also spoke of Oldertown, of the ports and ships and Septs. Those were the only moments she was truly happy.
• Despite always being on-the-go-in-the-womb, Aemond never caused much discomfort or pain for Alicent.
Except for whenever she was near Viserys, he would kick. Hard against her ribs repeatedly. To the point where Alicent would have to stop whatever they were doing and retreat to her quarters, breathing a sigh of relief when Aemond finally stopped. He would always stop as soon as she entered her chambers.
• The birth was painful, it was birth, but Aemond was born swiftly within an hour. Alicent didn’t cry after she gave birth to Aegon, nor did she feel the surge of love for him like she somewhat did with Helaena. But she sobbed for Aemond, clutching the crying little babe close to her chest as she felt him breathe against her, his little fists and feet kicking.
• Alicent stayed up late into the night. She had to stay awake, how could she not? Not when her babe was still awake with her, little eyelids drooping when hers would. Alicent’s eyes finally slipped close, and her son followed soon after.
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kungfugripcucci · 1 year
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In the mood to make u watch me masturbate, and after I cum, I smear all my creamy wet pussy juice all over your face, shove my fingers down your throat and slap u for gagging on my fingers like a little bitch
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kulemii · 5 months
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forgot to tell yall, this was the #1 song on my spotify wrapped this year... i feel it's important to note that i didn't find this song til late august...do what you will with that information
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beauleifu · 1 year
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GETTING ANOTHER CHAPTER OUT TONIGHT NO MATTER WHAT IT TAKES
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shitatcoping · 1 year
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It’s one of those days where my coffee needs a coffee. 
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rendoart · 1 year
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edit: hi, i listened to music while i was having a,,,,moment. this is inspired by my panic attack and sullivan king-sleep(feat. calcium) fucking shoutout to sk and his new album
19.03.2023
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principaliaggi · 1 year
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FUCK ME Not EverYwon
First of all fuck you and the horse you rode in on.
Probably was busted and old red written
In some note book you gave to some stupid ass kid who couldn't even read .
Indeed he knew how to spell but he just couldnt C
Thought you were My special one
Lover with a silver tounge.
stead of licking you I'm licking everyone,
My heart it is a tommy gun ,my anger hurting everyone,
My balls are weighing half a ton
Danger ain't for everyone.
My true weapon ,it is not pun.
Meeting Webb's just for fun
My love is like a loaded gun .
Me I am a little done but you ,you are my chosen one.
Instead of fucking me you say fuck everyone.
Shock me like ye olde stun gun.
Say you love me leave me fucking spun.
But it's a game I haven't won.
I'll be her moon ,for her the sun.
Illuminating everyone
Former master of many , funny lol
Now master of none .
Love I just want you to meet my son then let's maybe make a girly one.
A little 1 with Leia buns
A queen of knifes ,or princess of onions.
my Alma with a birthday cake
My parkinson's free inside shake.
Eating flies at steak n shake
My Alessia eclipsing Odessa on a silent hill
Let's your mom her promised thrill
While listening to devil's trill and once she at last has had fill.
We'll be through with it
Scary as shit ,though she'd be lit like box of matches on with dreams on top of it.
(fuck it might turn it into a song unless someone steals my shit first)
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*rewatching Sherlock*
Seriously tho why does not one talk about the Blind Banker episode?
That is literally one of the only episodes that booglesnoop cumsquatch aka Sherlock Is wearing jeans
JEANS!!
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delusional-dingus · 2 years
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Ratatatata ratatatata
Don’t pee on the floor
Use the Commodore
La lalalalaallalAaaaaa
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tfshouldidohere · 3 months
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head in my hands screaming
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