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#yes my dad has a mustache. no i do not want to talk about it
hunterbunter3000 · 1 year
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Thinking about a fake dating scenario like say Sweets family is always bothering her about not dating anyone and she lies and says “actually I am seeing someone!” But then they ask to meet the person so now she has to find someone ti be her fake date. I would imagine the boys would be fighting each other for a chance to do that.
I know this is super random haha I’m just talking to talk at this point.
YES! AND RANDOM IS GOOD 👏👏 talk the talk and walk the walk babes! Any ideas you have SPEAK ON IT!!! 💓
But omg you're right, they would
Sweetheart walked in the living room, where the team was sitting on the couch drinking beers. She was talking on the phone as she walked past them to the kitchen, not even noticing the boys.
And she's talking to her mom about her love life. Saying "Yes ma! I will bring him this time!" And "You can tell Danni to shut the hell up cause he is real". And then she says love you and hangs up the phone.
Sweetheart, looking at everybody:
The boys looking at her:
Sweetheart: Okay who wants to be my boyfriend for the day
then they all say M E
And all hell breaks loose 💀💀
Soap: What tae FUCK do y'mean 'mE', Ghost?
Ghost: the fuck do YOU mean 'mEaH', Mactavish?
Soap: I SAID ME
Ghost: nah see-- you did it again. 'MeAh'. It's two letters.
Soap: AH WULL PUMPIN' BREAK YE YAH BRITISH CRUMPET
Sweetheart: uhm, guys?
Gaz: Bitch don't even try
Horangi: And why should I listen to you?
Gaz: You get a nose bleed everytime Sweets hugs you.
Horangi: WHAT?? HOW DO-- HOW CAN YOU EVEN SEE THAT I WEAR A MASK
Gaz: it drips under it, bruv. And I don't think her parents want to witness an extremely touched starved man get an aneurysm everytime their daughter touches him.
Sweetheart: GOOD LORD GAZ--
Horangi: OH YOU THINK YOU'RE SO MUCH BETTER? YOU CRY EVERYTIME SWEETHEART TELLS YOU A GOOD JOB
Gaz: YO I DO NOT-
Ghost: He cries when Capitan says it too.
Horangi: THAT TOO
Gaz: GHOST STAY THE FUCK OUT OF THIS
Price: You cry when I tell you good job?
Sweetheart, kinda touched but concerned: And you cry when I say it too?
Gaz: UHM- SIR I-- WELL SWEETS YOU-- FUCK
Krueger: Ignoring the emotionally unstable man--
Gaz: HEY
Krueger: You should take me, Kleine Göttin.
König: Don't, Sweets. You'll never return if you do
Krueger: König what the fuck
Krueger: You can't even talk your way into getting gas at a gas station, you think her parents want to see you freeze like a tortoise having sex when they talk to you?
König: AT LEAST I DONT SNIFF ANY SEATS SWEETHEART WAS IN
Krueger: THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS
König: IT HAS E V E R Y T H I N G TO DO WITH THIS
Sweetheart: Krueger-- YOU DO WHAT
Ghost: He also sniffs your hair
Sweetheart: You do that too, Ghost
Ghost, stares at Krueger: Not while you're sleeping.
Sweetheart: KRUEGER????
Krueger: GHOST SHUT THE FUCK U P
Alejandro: Please don't take Krueger, mama. He would end up in prison
Krueger: (angry German words)
Alejandro: You can take me! They'll love my charm.
Price: What, so you can flirt your way out of personal questions they'll most definitely ask you?
Ghost: Especially with that five-palm forehead you got
Alejandro: CÁLLATE LA BOCA DECORACIÓN DE HALLOWEEN
Rudy: Price, you have no say in this matter. You can practically be her father's golfing buddy.
Sweetheart: uhm, my dad doesn't golf--
Price: I'm 37 you fucking Muppet
Sweetheart: nevermind.
Rudy, surprised: Really?? Damn I didn't know that! You just looked like one of Super Mario's long lost cousins to me because of the janitor mustache you have on your old body
Price: Mother fucker--
Ghost: I don't think you would do well either when you look like a human gopher
Rudy: GHOST WHERE DO YOU KEEP COMING FROM
Alex: ROACH OW STOP HITTING MY FACE
Roach on Alex's shoulders:😠 pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap (like a fucking cat)
Sweetheart, rubbing her temples: Oh my fucking GOD- I'LL JUST CHOOSE MYSELF THIS IS TAKING TOO LONG AND GAZ LOOKS LIKE HES ABOUT TO CRY
Gaz, tearing up: I AM NOT
Soap: Me!
Horangi: It's me!
Graves, picking his nails:
Graves: It's probably not me.
Keegan: Uh... If it's no trouble, you can take me. I have to give your brother his game boy back anyway
Everyone looking at Keegan:
Soap: w u t
She takes Keegan.
(He honestly had a good time! Yes, he did start a fire with her siblings accidentally but other than that her parents loved him. Sweetheart sent pictures to everyone and omg they were so SALTY SAD AND JEALOUS. Ghost kinda smiled at a picture with Sweetheart and Keegan together, Keegan's face without the mask and grease paint wearing a nervous but kind smile. He looks happy. The others don't but they'll get over it someday💀💀)
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greg-montgomery · 1 year
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omg can you write a little scenario about aaron and jack in the kitchen and aaron is telling jack eveything about you and you just watch and smile 😓 loving ivy so far btw!
this is the cutest thing ever!!! and thank you sm <3
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“Why are we whispering?” Jack asked with a voice that could barely be heard, as he settled into his seat.
“I’ll explain,” Aaron answered in that same tone. “Did you have breakfast at aunt Jessica’s or do you want me to make you something?”
“I did, but I’d like some chocolate milk, please.”
Aaron smiled at his son’s politeness. “You got it.”
After serving him a large glass of chocolate milk, he sat on the chair next to him.
“We have to be quiet because someone is sleeping in our house,” he said.
“Who?” Jack asked, intrigued.
“Do you remember this girl I work with that I’ve told you is really, really pretty?” His expression was serious, making Jack feel as if he was confiding in him a huge secret.
“Of course I do, her name is Y/N!” he said, proud to have remembered it.
“That’s right. Well, she slept in our house last night.”
“What? You guys had a sleepover without me?” Jack’s mood switched from excited to disappointed in a matter of seconds.
“Don’t worry, buddy. We’re gonna have many sleepovers and you’ll get to be here too.”
“Is she in my room right now?” he questioned, fascinated by that mystery person. Aaron was sure that you were like a mythical creature in Jack’s mind.
“No,” he chuckled softly. “She’s sleeping in my bed, because your bed is so tiny,” he said, pinching Jack’s side making him giggle.
“Dad!”
“Okay, I’ll stop.” He raised his index finger at Jack. “But only because we need to be quiet.”
Jack took a big sip out of his milk that left him with a cute brown mustache. Before Aaron could say anything about it, he wiped it away with his sleeve.”
“Jack…”
“Sorry, I forgot.”
Aaron was in a way too good mood to care about having to remove the stain form his son’s white t-shirt.
“So, is she your girlfriend now?” Jack asked with a grin.
“She is,” he answered, his chest swelling from pride.
“Daddy has a girlfriend,” Jack sang with a mocking tone, and Aaron couldn’t help but join his giggles.
“Didn’t I say we need to be quiet?”
“Yes, but I want her to wake up so I can meet her,” he whined. “Do you think she’ll like me?”
“She’ll love you,” Aaron reassured him. “I talk to her about you a lot and she says you’re an angel.”
“She sounds so nice!”
“She is. She is nice and sweet and really funny too. I’m sure she’ll make you laugh all the time.” Aaron ran his fingers through Jack’s hair as he spoke. He really did believe you’d make Jack laugh a lot. And he deserved it; to giggle like all the kids his age.
“And you know what else?”
“What?” Jack’s brows were suddenly raised.
“Her favorite superhero is Spider-Man,” he whispered in his ear.
“Oh my God!” Jack jumped out of his chair and stood right next to Aaron’s. “I’ll ask her to play with me and watch all of his movies with me! Can we watch all of his movies together, daddy?”
“Of course we can,” a voice that wasn’t his or Jack’s said. “As long as we make some yummy popcorn to eat as we watch.”
“Y/N?!”
“Hi, sweet Jack!” you said, and bent your knees so you could be at his eye level.
“Hi!” he said, and ran into your arms.
You looked up at Aaron who was standing behind him, as you wrapped your arms around his son. The sweet smiles you sent to each other said without words, that the meeting you were so nervous about, was a success.
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mynameismckenziemae · 4 months
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She’s a Fire-Chapter X
Bradley ‘Rooster’ Bradshaw x OFC/Reader (no use of y/n)
Stop, drop and roll
(previous chapter here, next chapter here)
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Warnings: f*mdom, spanking, oral (f receiving), cumming untouched (kind of?), this one’s dirty.
Your phone goes off a little after 7, it’s Sunny FaceTiming.
“Hey Sun, what’s—“
“BOB PROPOSED! I’M GETTING MARRIED!”
Your eyes fly open, you weren’t fully awake until now. She’s glowing, her face is streaked with tears. “What?! Oh my God, Sunny!”
Bradley stirs next you you.
“I know! He wanted to wait to talk to my dad first, which he did last night and he asked me this morning!”
“Let me see the ring!”
It’s beautiful, white gold and a non-traditional diamond setting. It’s perfect for her.
“I love it! He picked it out himself?”
“He did, I had no idea he was thinking about getting engaged. We don’t have anything planned yet, you’re the first person I’ve told, but will you be my maid of honor?”
“I would be honored. I love you, Sunny.”
“Good! You didn’t really have a choice. I love you too! Hey Bradley!”
He smiles up at her from where he’s rolled onto your chest. “Hey Sunny girl, congratulations! Bob did a real good job.”
“Thanks!” You hear Bob say in the background. “Sorry, he’s naked otherwise I’d put him on.” She says with a goofy smile.
“It’s nothing I haven’t seen before,” Bradley says with a shrug.
“Sometimes I wonder if you really do have a thing for Bob,” Sunny laughs.
“Who doesn’t? Have you seen him?” Bradley smiles.
“Yes, and I get to spend the rest of my life with him” she squeals, “We better get downstairs though, my mom is going to lose her mind.”
You let her go and smile at Bradley. “I’m so happy for them.”
“Me too,” he says kissing you.
You deepen it and he eagerly reciprocates, throwing the blankets off himself and climbing over you, pinning you under the sheets before kissing down your throat, stopping at your breasts to suck each nipple into his mouth, teasing with his tongue and biting gently with his teeth.
He continues lower, pulling the sheets with him as he leaves a trail of hickeys along your inner thighs, kissing up to your pussy, but then skipping over where you want him most to continue his kissing down the other leg.
“You know teasing me is only going to make it worse, right?” You say as your fingers weave into his hair and pull him where you want him.
He shutters at your words and dives in, finally giving you what you want. Soon, his face is soaked as he fucks his tongue into you while his mustache tickles over your clit. Next he brings his fingers to your entrance to replace his tongue and he sucks gently at your bundle of nerves. Your hands tighten the grip on his locks and he groans.
You look down and his eyes have drifted shut, long lashes fanning over his cheeks. His tight ass clenches and releases as he ruts against the comforter; trying to find some relief.
Knowing he’s that turned on by giving you pleasure is enough to push you over the edge. Your back arches and legs lock around his ears as you cry out, and he gently kitten licks you through it, slowing as the overstimulation sets in.
He climbs back over you, leaning down for a kiss. His grips himself, positioning himself at your entrance but you stop him. “Not yet.” You murmur against his lips.
He pulls off your kiss with a frustrated, desperate whine. “Please, ma’am. I’ll be good, I promise.” His begging sends a new wave of arousal between your legs.
You shake your head slowly and lean in for a quick kiss, biting his lip as you pull back.
“No. If you take your punishment like a good boy, I’ll see if you can cum.”
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5 minutes later, Bradley’s laying naked, prone on the bed of your childhood room, his head resting on folded arms. You’ve propped a pillow under his hips and a sleep mask you found in your drawer over his eyes, loving that he can’t see what’s next. A mixture of embarrassment and arousal has his face flushing bright red.
Your fingers alternate between trailing down his back and massaging his cheeks while you push his embarrassment further with your questions.
“Why am I punishing you again, Bradley?”
“Because I came before you said I could, ma’am.” He says huskily.
“That’s right,” you purr. “Just over two weeks ago I had to punish you for not remembering your manners, and here we are again. I’m starting to wonder if you like being punished.”
He shakes his head and your hand comes down hard on his right cheek. He inhales shakily.
“Use your words Bradley, and don’t you dare lie to me,” you say, rubbing the sting out.
He takes a deep shuttering breath, his ass flexing as he ruts into the pillow. “No, ma’am. I don’t like being punished,” he lies.
Your hand strikes the left next, not soothing it this time. “I’m disappointed in you,” you tsk, “lift your hips”.
He does and a tortured groan leaves him when you stroke his leaking, angry, red erection a few times, base to tip before pushing his hips back down. “Your cock sure seems to like it. Now, I’ll ask one more time. Do you like being punished?”
“Ymmm”. He mumbles into his arms.
A third slap across the lower part of both cheeks and he keens. “I can’t understand you when you mumble.”
“Yes ma’am, I like being punished.” He sighs, hiding his burning face in his arms.
“That wasn’t so hard, now was it?”
He shakes his head, but you let the lack of verbal response slide.
You warm his ass up with your hand, giving him more harsh, but tolerable swats. You decide he’s ready for more when his skin is nice and pink. You’re soaked from his breathy sighs and gasps, the way his body tenses and relaxes.
You pick up the hairbrush from the dresser before padding back over to him, combing your fingers through his sweaty hair. “Color?” You whisper, kissing his cheek.
“Green” he replies, voice hoarse. He’s wrecked already.
“You know what you need to say for me to stop, right?”
“Yellow to slow down, red to stop, ma’am.”
“Good boy. I think 10 should do it.”
“Thank you, ma’am.”
You throb at the sound of the hairbrush connecting with his ass, and the choked gasp that rips from his throat. “Fuck, Row. You’re not holding back, are you?”
You answer with another sharp crack to the other side. “That’s ma’am to you, and no, I’m not.”
You deliver the next 6, one after the other, the sweet burn stealing the breath from his lungs.
“Please, please. No more. I’ve learned my lesson ma’am. I’m sorry.” He pleads, but his hips rut harder against the pillow.
“You’re almost there, you’ve done so good.”
The next one is across the center of his right cheek; his entire body tenses. You lift the brush for the final one and right as you bring it across his left he cries out, “Row, wait!”
You watch in awe as he cums with a broken shout, head resting on his arms while his hips thrust against the pillow. Sweet, breathy gasps leave his lips as his breathing comes back to normal.
You murmur praises and kiss along his body as you clean him up and rub his scarlet skin with aloe. He’s snoring as you finish.
You cover him with a blanket and throw on one of his old tees you love to lounge in. You take the pillowcase off the ruined pillow and throw it in the washer with a load of your and Bradley's clothes. The pillow is pushed to the bottom of the trash bag before tossing the bag in the bin outside, just so there are no awkward questions.
Next, you make breakfast and eat, setting a plate aside for Bradley when he wakes up.
Which doesn’t look like it’s going to be any time soon, based on the continued snores you hear as you sneak through your old room to take a shower and get ready.
You leave him a note letting him know there’s breakfast in the kitchen and you’ll be back soon, just running to the store for some last-minute things (and a new pillow).
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An hour later, you’re back with coffee and a few bags.
“Hey sleeping beauty,” you say as you see Bradley eating in the kitchen, freshly showered.
He blushes, “Sorry about that.”
“It’s alright, seems like you needed it,” you smile, pulling out the new pillow. “Not that they’d likely notice, but just in case, I got a replacement.”
“Sorry about that too,” he blushes deeper and scratches the back of his neck, embarrassed. “It snuck up on me, I tried to warn you but it was too late.”
“That was so fucking hot, Bradley. Watching you lose control and fall apart like that…” you trail off, biting your lip.
“Yeah?” He asks, still unsure.
You grab his hand, and put it down the front of your pants, letting him feel the wetness he caused.
“Yeah,” you confirm, sighing as he plunges two fingers in with ease.
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A few hours (and orgasms) later, your dad and Laura arrive home. They don’t even have their coats off before the doorbell rings.
“Hey Betty, Merry Christmas!” Your dad says, hugging his neighbor.
She spots you and lights up. “Hi Rowan! Oh, how nice to see you, dear. You look beautiful as always.” She turns back to your dad and you can see the anxiety building. “I’m so sorry to bother you on Christmas Eve, but my car won’t start and I’m supposed to be at church soon to help the kids with their program and I didn’t know who else to ask, my son isn’t coming in until tomorrow morning and he’s no good with cars and-“
“Hey, it’s okay. I told you to let me know if you need anything and I meant it, now I’ll come look at it and see what I can do” your dad reassures her and you can see the tension ease from her shoulders.
“I can help, I know a thing or a two about engines,” Bradley says, slipping on his coat.
“Oh, I don’t want to impose on your family time-“ she starts but Bradley and your dad are already ushering her out the door, asking her questions about what it’s doing.
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You help Laura with supper, and not even 10 minutes later Bradley’s back, but only for a second. “Can you hand me your dad’s keys? We’re to take Betty to church and pick up a battery on the way back.”
You hand them over, “You don’t mind?”
“Not at all, she’s sweet.” He says, kissing you on the cheek and closing the door behind him.
Laura smiles. “That boy is something, Row.”
“He sure is. I think he’s the one.” You say, surprisingly yourself a little.
“I think so too.”
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2 hours later the guys are back, with a giant plate of Christmas goodies.
“She was not happy that we wouldn’t take her money, so she just kind of shoved this in my hands as I was leaving,” Bradley laughs, pressing a kiss to your lips in greeting. “Sorry supper got messed up.”
“That’s okay. It was really nice of you to help her. It’s been hard on her since her husband died a few years ago and she has a hard time asking for help. Thank you both.” You say, looking at your dad too.
“Bradley did most of the work, my hands don’t work in the cold like they used to,” he says, slapping Bradley on the back. Your heart swells, that’s huge coming from your hard-ass father.
Supper is quick, and the guys offer to clean up as you and Laura start Home Alone in the living room.
Visions of sugar plums dance in your head as you drift off tucked into Bradley’s chest.
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A/N: I don’t even know.
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hangmans-toothpick · 1 year
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Top Gun Characters as Shit my Friends/Familt have said
Mav: Am I an idiot?
Slider: Ice requires me to tell you no.
Slider:
Mav:
Slider: But Ice isn’t here, and you’re an idiot-
Slider: I used to be nice before I started working with you.
Ice:
Slider: What have you done to me? Look at me! I’m mean now! I don’t want to be mean, Tom!
Ice: I’m so old. *groans* Just put me in a retirement home, I’m done!
Slider, about Ice: He’s like Superman but instead of super strength and laser vision he has a crippling nicotine addiction and abandonment issues.
Hollywood: Oh!
Hollywood, shocked: Oh!!
Hollywood, sympathetic: Oh…
Wolfman: Do you have any other way you can say that syllable?
Goose: A lot of thought goes into being a whore.
Pheonix: They need to make vapes that look like vaginas.
Bob: Is the clit where you’d hit?
Phoenix: YES! exactly.
*Listening to audio porn*
Maverick: this is how I sound going up stairs.
*about Iceman*
Maverick: Yeah he has cancer! Could be worse
Slider: Could be worse? That’s like saying that my leg is broken, but it’s okay because I have another leg!
Phoenix: I don’t support treating people like cattle. But men are icky.
Ice: I don’t like you.
Mav: Why?
Ice: You make me do things that are gonna get you killed.
Cyclone: Efficiency! you just have to give up on everything.
Iceman: Man, I’m just shitfaced. I dunno what the hell happened.
*being side-eyed by an amish girl*
Mav: should i ask what her problem is?
Goose: No, she’s amish! She probably has enough problems as it is.
Rooster: I wanna be in the smufs movie so i can bone papa. I mean absolutely raw doggin’ it.
Maverick: 👁💧👄💧👁
Phoenix: I’m laughing my tampon out of my pussy!
*after Ice’s cancer surgery*
Slider: So… how’s your wednesday evening going? Nothing like a wednesday night at St. Mary’s Hospital.
Mav:
Mav: How do you think I’m doing, Ronald?
Iceman: I’m not a communist… but-
Rooster: That! That is not a mustache. That’s a fuzzy upper lip.
Payback: Being complimented by Dwane The Rock Johnson is an orgasm in itself.
Rooster: If I could fuck a drugstore, I would fuck rite aid.
Hollywood: I mean… who hasnt dressed up as a woman? I have!
Mav, in yoda voice: Mhmm… coming you are.
Ice:
Ice: nope. thats it. get outta the bed. You’re done.
Rooster: I’m trying to spread the fucking peanut butter with a spoon.
Phoenix: You’re giving califorian stoner vibes
Bob: Very californian stoner of you, Bradley.
Coyote: Do you wanna watch Fast and Furious 9?
Hangman: I haven’t seen the first one.
Coyote: I’m sure they’re all the same.
Hangman: Car go fast. Vin Diesel. That’s all you need to know.
Rooster: Do you think you two will hate each other when you get old?
Maverick: He already hates me.
Iceman: I don’t hate you, you just bug me.
*trying to do pilates with Hangman*
Rooster: You’re such a sadist! This isn’t fun sexy pain. This is just pain!
*explaining to baby Bradley how 2 dads have a baby*
Iceman: Well, you see, when a man and a man love each other very much… they find a woman
Maverick: *wheezing*
Iceman: A woman who cares just a little bit.
Payback: Just because I’m an athlete doesn’t mean I can’t feel
*talking about throat cancer survivor*
Iceman: I have three holes. all fuckable.
Bob: I wanted to be in the Navy before I saw the movie! The hot guys are just a bonus!
Rooster: I’m so excited to fuck harrison ford
hangman: *getting quieter as she goes* hell yeah talking about our problems since… nineteen… thirty…… seven
Hangman: he better fucking leave his wife for me, I swear to god.
Slider: help him! he’s being pegged! anal!
Phoenix: Is that a boob?
Bob: No! That’s Gary the Snail!
Hangman: I can’t even begin to tell you how attracted to that peacock i was
Cyclone: what do you wear to a poker game?
Fanboy: fancy clothes.
Cyclone:
Cyclone: what.
Cyclone: yall have broken my spirit.
Hangman: thats our job as students
Cyclone: no shit.
Maverick: back in my day-
Hangman: i love history class.
Maverick, to Slider: Only you can make a happy birthday card for someone else and have it still be a jab at me.
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schro4444 · 5 months
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thank u I'm gonna now rotate all those specific Family Shenanigans my mind like a rottisserie chicken
but YES!! EXACTLY!!! like ik the (boring) answer as to why we weren't shown the learning curve was ANIME but his parents are genuinely so weird and extra and THIEVES THEMSELVES I'm 1000% certain that the answer was HIGH-OCTANE CHILDHOOD like...look at bby kaito...in one (1) panel w Toichi and already popping up right in front of his Professional ThiefTM dad without Toichi realizing, what a menace, I love him.
About Toichi though...... I would ALSO have wanted to see THAT learning process and I'm kinda bitter it was never mentioned actually. gimme the Chikage training Toichi montage!!! like, weird penchant for standing inside tower exhibits in the dark and memorizing laser grids to impress ladythieves aside, as far as we know he was just a weird little magician man who suddenly decided to become a thief, and while his being an escape artist would have useful applications on his budding career as a thief there are lotssss of things being a magician doesn't cover. Plus it was Chikage who was known as the Woman of Twenty Faces! why did they suddenly make TOICHI the expert in disguise who taught Vineyard and Yukiko! like yeah I buy Chikage being gleefully retired (izumi curtis "I'm a housewife!" vibes but like gleeful instead of menacing) until Toichi's death but like...waste of potential man...at least a mention abt her teaching Toichi would be nice...........
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no boring answers in this household, only SHEER SHENANIGAN POTENTIAL!!! like, what else are you supposed to do as two (2) happily married overdramatic phantom thieves/theater kids with a super genius baby who has an improbably high iq and a photographic memory? OBVIOUSLY you train him in the family business without telling him that's what's going on. and OBVIOUSLY he gets ridiculously good at it by the time he's in first grade. quoting some old tags of mine: shapeshifting nightmare baby that can already pick locks. he's impossible to babysit!!! my favorite gremlin.
YOURE SO RIGHT. i want this prequel so bad. oh my goodness. he was just a Really Good Magic Nerd, that'll only carry you so far!! eventually my guy had to learn from his beloved wife how to break open safes and avoid snipers!! I kinda like the idea that maybe they combined their knowledge on disguises--maybe toichi was more on the acting side of things while chikage had the latex, lol--to make the Ultimate Disguise (enter kaito, stage left). the woman of twenty literal faces + some guy with a mustache who could probably convince you that the sky turned green, through sheer charisma
chikage: so what was your plan for getting out? have you memorized the blueprints yet? I've counted at least twenty potential escape routes for you, as long as you're feeling agile enough to get through the vents, hehehe toichi: well you see toichi: I was going to. um. talk my way out chikage: chikage: sweetie you were going to What toichi: IT ALWAYS WORKED FOR ME BEFORE
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callsigndragon · 1 year
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Desperate times, desperate measures | ch. 5: Texas
Word count: 2.5k
Warnings: mentions of death, alcoholic drinks, the whole squad not believing in Jake (poor guy), people having ✨feelings✨, jake's parents (yes, that deserves a warning)
A/N: changing the header until i decide what to do with the extra character that i have to eliminate and the one i have to add lol
It's okay if you like it and all, but please... a comment is also welcomed and if you reblog it? I'll kiss you on the forehead.
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"There's no way you can keep it in your pants for a year," Bradley states, leaving his beer on the table. They're all sitting in one of the tables next to the darts  at the Hard Deck. It's their usual. Nobody sits there. 
Jake rolls his eyes, twirling the beer bottle in his hands. "I love some supportive friends." 
Mickey laughs, not raising his head while he scrolls on Instagram. "Jake, you like sex. I would say you even love sex."
"Yeah, what about it?"
The wizzo raises an eyebrow and puts his phone down. "You're gonna live with a hot girl for a year, with all that implies, and not be tempted to get laid even once?"
"I can do that." 
Is now Payback’s turn to show disbelief. "Man, chances are one day you open the bathroom door and she's there naked. That's gonna be frustrating." 
Jake’s leg bounces up and down. No, he's not imagining you naked. Not a chance. "Guys, this isn’t about me, okay? This is about Emma. And if I have to be a fucking celibate monk for a year, I'll be." 
"Sure thing, buddy," Nat says, getting up from her chair to get another drink. 
"Are we going to ignore the fact that you had a crush on her once?" Javy asks, making Jake widen his eyes, surprised at how his friend just exposed him like that in front of the rest of the group. 
"It was one time, and it was right before she dumped my ass.” Jake groans, looking away. 
“For her to dump your ass, you must have been dating in advance, and if I remember correctly, you didn’t even make it to the restaurant.” Rooster jokes, high fiving Payback and Fanboy. These three are always trying to find ways to mess up with the pilot. 
“I hate you all.” 
A comfortable silence falls over the table, all of them thinking about the way Jake’s life has changed so much in only a few weeks. Jake has always been a playboy, a ladies’ man, he knows he’s good looking and he has no shame in saying it out loud. But now he’s married and has a daughter. He could go out and hook with whatever girl he wanted. However, Jake is better than that. He has made a promise. By law, and by his own promise, he’s devoted to you. Not in a romantic way, but he respects you enough to know that you don’t deserve any of that. And he can’t go around fucking the first girl he mets if you are going to focus on emma for a whole year. 
“I’m taking the girls to my parents’ ranch next week.” 
This time, the silence is deafening. “Your parents. The same parents you don’t talk with after you broke the engagement with that rich country girl?” 
Javy’s words make everyone stare at Jake with open mouths. “You were engaged!?”
“Yeez, Nat, say it louder. I think even Cyclone has heard you from his office.” Jake should have known that this information would have been revealed sooner or later. But he wanted it to be on his terms—not like this. 
Rooster pushes his drink away, wiping a few beer droplets from his mustache. “Dude, you were engaged, you broke it off, and you’re going to show up there with not only a wife, but your best friend’s daughter?” 
With pursed lips and an unfocused gaze, Jake nods. He’s deep in thought, suddenly realizing that he is, indeed, going to rub it in his parents' faces about how he got married to another girl. Well, it seems like this is a win-win situation for everyone. “How I wish I could capture my dad’s face when he sees Page.” 
“Does she know about this?” Bob asks this while cleaning his glasses. 
Jake shakes his head. “I’ll tell her on the way there.” 
“Can I ask a question?” Payback says, raising a finger once he sees how the corner of Jake’s mouth twitches in an attempt to suppress a smile. “And don’t say I asked one already.” 
“Yeah, go ahead.” 
“Why didn’t you marry that girl?” 
For a second, Jake thought that he was about to ask what his feelings were toward Page. And he was afraid to think about it. It wasn’t love, that's for sure. But that infatuation he felt is becoming something more… and he’s not sure if he wants to or if he should, allow that to happen. “I didn’t want to.” 
“Was she hot?” 
“Damn, she was.” Javy says, and Jake is really close to throwing something at his friend for his running mouth. 
“Then?” 
“I didn’t love her.” 
The answer, as simple and logical as it seems, makes all the aviators in the table look at Jake with puzzled expressions, as if the words coming from his mouth weren’t his. “Oh, but you are able to feel love?” Natasha jokes, chuckling at her own joke. 
Jake knows it’s a joke, but he feels hurt. “I’m gonna go home and start packing things. Page is gonna start posting pictures of us on her insta, so it would be very helpful if you could comment on them, saying good things and how proud you are of us,” he mumbles while getting up. Bob looks at Rooster, telling him with only his eyes that he should go with Hangman, but Rooster knows better. Jake needs some time alone. “Oh, by the way. I am as able to feel love as anyone, in fact, I have been looking for it longer than any of you. I would appreciate it if you stopped thinking that I only go looking out for girls to put my dick in them.” 
And without leaving them time to reply, Jake leaves the Hard Deck. 
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“I have to confess something.” 
Those are the words that Jake tells you once you’re on the road after landing in Houston, where his parents' ranch is. You didn’t imagine that those words would lead to him telling you how his parents wanted to marry him to this rich girl so they could save the ranch. Apparently, in the last ten years, the ranch has had more losses than profits, and this arrangement would have saved it. 
Now, however, nobody knows how much time there is until they have to close the ranch and leave that life behind. 
“I’m sorry to hear that, Jake.” You tell him, not knowing what more to say. 
Jake shakes his head, pushing his sunglasses up his nose. “Don’t be. I don’t want to marry without being in love.” 
You can’t hold back your laugh. Ironic, isn’t it? He breaks off an engagement because he doesn’t want to marry without love, and here you are. Mrs. Seresin in the flesh, and not a bit of love between you two. 
“Well, you know what I mean, Page.” 
“I do, of course. But it seems like life has pulled the biggest uno reverse card.” 
It’s a way of seeing it, Jake thinks. But if he had to choose between marrying you again or marrying that country girl, he would choose you. 
Every single time. 
“We have to play the lovey-dovey couple, right?” You ask, knowing the answer already, but somehow just wanting to keep talking with him. Either to kill time or just because way down you enjoy talking with him.
"Yeah, but I don't think that's a problem for you, Miss Hollywood." He teases, looking at you.
"Oh, so now that you know my intentions as an actress, Page is now Miss Hollywood?"
Jake thinks for a second, scratching his chin while the other hand stays on the wheel. "Nah, you're always gonna be Page for me."
You don't realize how your smile makes him smile too.
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The ranch is less than an hour away from Houston, fronting the Brazos River. The house is bigger than you imagine, and just looking at it from the outside makes you realize that this is not a small ranch and that the house itself costs a few million dollars. White paint covers the gable wall in front of you, and it looks very new. Not even one of the tiles from the clay roof is out of place, making you rethink all the information that Jake gave you on the way here. Why would he lie to you? 
But seeing the expression on Jake’s face tells you that he didn’t know that the house was in such a good state... as well as the rest of the ranch. 
Why, then, were they so persistent in getting Jake to marry this girl for money?
When the car comes to a halt, an elderly couple walks out of the main house. The lady is a carbon copy of Jake. The same hair, the same eyes. Same smile. She appears to be the sweetest woman you've ever seen, but there's something in her eyes and the way she looks at Emma, who is being held by Jake, that makes you want to get in the car and drive all the way back to Houston to catch the first flight to San Diego. 
Jake's father, on the other hand, gives you the creeps. Call it female intuition; call it whatever you want, but you don’t want to be alone with him. He has white hair, blue eyes, glasses, and stubble. From this distance, you’d say that he’s the same height as Jake, maybe even a bit taller. He looks like a good man, but the way his fist tightens around the silver buckle on his jeans makes you wonder how many times he has unbuckled that belt to hit Jake or his wife. 
“Jacob, my son! We weren’t expecting you so soon,” Jake’s mother says, approaching Jake to hug him. The soft wind ruffles her golden locks and rippling the hem of her white dress, allowing you to see her brown cowboy boots. 
“Hey, ma. Sorry for coming so soon. I don’t know when I’m going to be deployed, and I want you two to meet my wife.” He says, stepping back from his mother’s arms and placing his hand on the small of your back. “This is y/n, my wife. And this is our daughter, Emma.” 
The heat that travels through your body from head to toe is not due to the hot Texan morning. He didn’t hesitate to call you his wife, or Emma, his daughter. Not even a second. It seems like he has finally come to terms with it. 
“Your daughter? That girl doesn’t look like any of you. And since when do you have a wife?” Jake’s father yells, scaring poor Emma. You take her from Jake’s arms, trying to calm her down. 
“It’s okay, baby girl. Don’t worry. You’re okay.” You whisper while kissing her head and rocking her in your arms. 
“Dad, she’s Luke’s daughter. Luke and Anne died in an accident a month ago. We’re her parents now,” Jake explains, opening the car to look for Emma’s favorite toy: a soft rabbit plushie. It calms her every time. Jake plays with the toy for a bit, making the rabbit kiss Emma’s chubby cheeks, and once she’s laughing and making grabby hands to catch the toy, Jake smiles and turns towards his dad. 
“Why didn’t you invite us to the wedding?” The older Seresin questions are moving dangerously closer to your small group. You take a small step back, an action that Jake notices. He grabs your hand in his, offering you some support. He said that his dad wasn’t an easy person, but you didn’t imagine that the first meeting would go like this.
“We married at the courthouse. No one came.” 
“Why? Is she an immigrant?” He looks you up and down, clenching his jaw at the thought of his son marrying someone like that. 
“What? No!” You protest, not understanding why his first thought is that you are illegal.
Jake takes a deep breath, pinching the bridge of his nose. “She’s not an illegal, dad. And stop asking those questions.” 
“I just want to know why my son married someone like...her.” 
It’s impossible not to feel offended when someone refers to you with only a few words, but with a lot of meaning embedded in them. In his eyes, you’re not worthy. You’re not good for his son. And even though you don’t want to be worthy, because you couldn’t care less about their approval, it still hurts to be looked down on. 
“I don’t think I have to give you any more explanations than the ones I gave you already. You want to know how we met? I can tell you. You want to know how she is way too good for me? I can also tell you that. You want to know how we were supposed to marry in a few months? Yeah, I’ll tell you. I’ll tell you how I had to marry her early so we could adopt Emma. And the only reason I’m here is because I still have a bit of respect and love for you two and wanted to introduce you to my wife. She’s a famous writer and scriptwriter, and a wonderful, brilliant, and beautiful woman. She’s way out of my league, and if you have any other stupid commentary to say about her, I’m going to get in my car and drive away as fast as I can.” 
You can feel both males having a stare-down, waiting for the other to give in. Both of them are too proud to accept a loss. 
“If you make me leave, I swear to God, you won’t ever see me again.” Jake warns, opening the driver’s door. 
Jake’s dad moves his eyes away, losing the battle. He clears his throat. “I’m sorry, kid. I didn’t want to say those things. You know how stupid I can be.” He looks at you, takes off his Stetson, and nods. “I’m sorry, girl. I just want the best for my son, and I’m sure that you’re better than I could ask for. Come inside. It’s getting too hot for that little kiddo to be out here.” 
You look at Jake, giving him the choice to leave or stay. He places his hand on your hip, bringing you closer to hear him whisper in your ear. “He won’t say anything else to you, but say it, and we leave.” 
“It's okay,” you whisper back, caressing his cheek and acting like the loving wife that you were supposed to be. “Are you sure you want to stay?” 
“Darlin’, I’ve been living with them all my life. But you haven’t. I don’t want you to feel uncomfortable.” He grabs your hand and kisses your knuckles, his chapped lips contrasting with the soft skin of your hand. 
“Don’t leave me alone with him, and I’ll be okay.” You reassure him, smiling. 
“You’re not going anywhere without me.” 
You don’t know if he’s aware of the words he’s saying, how they sound more real than they should be, or how it makes your heart flutter for a small second. You have to remind yourself that this is all fake, that he is only being nice to you because you two need to convince his parents that this is a real marriage, and that you are not going to divorce in a year. 
This is going to be harder than you thought.
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Big Brother
Pairing: Jake Hangman Seresin x Little sister! reader
Summary: Your brother has always been protective of you, when you come to see him after four years, you realize how lucky you are to have him in your life. He might be arrogant to everyone else but you were and are his world, no matter what he has your back.
Warnings: Mentions of medical disqualification (No medical diagnosis mentioned. Something like this can be as small as migraines)
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You glanced at your phone and at the name of the bar, The Hard Deck. You were surprising your big brother by visiting him where he was stationed. Now that you were here, you were second guessing yourself. He hasn’t been able to see see you in person since you were fifteen. Now that you were nineteen, you wondered if he really wanted to talk to you as much as he seemed to over the phone.
You took a deep breath, “Get it together Seresin. You know he loves you, just walk in and find him,” you muttered to yourself.
You walked in and looked around, bumping into a tall man with a mustache. You blushed, “I am so sorry!” you chuckled. He grinned, “Careful there!” he told you and you vaguely recognized the voice from over your brothers calls. “Not to sound weird but are you Rooster?” you asked him, taking in the pornstache and awful Hawaiian shirt. He raised a brow, “Yes? And you are?” He asked cautiously.
Before you could say anything, you were picked up and swung around. “Duckling! You didn’t tell me you would be visiting me!” Jake said, hugging you close. You clung to your older brother happily, “It’s called a surprise you Goober!” you laughed.
Jake placed a kiss to your cheek, "God! You've grown up so much duckling. Not so small anymore" he smiled. He was a whole different person then the cocky man everyone knew. "That's called not seeing me in four years dumbass," you laughed, he mockingly gasped "Does Mama know you talk like that?" He grinned, "Learned it from you!" You smiled.
A woman with dark hair came over, "Bagman, care to introduce us?" She asked. "Yeah, you have a kid?" Coyote asked. You gagged and pushed Jake away who was doing the same, "Guys, this is my baby sister, Y/n" he said. The guy with glasses chuckled, "Y/n? Y/n the one you wouldn't shut up about how proud of her you were when you were drunk?" He asked. Jake shot him a look, "Shut it Bob, you'll inflate her ego" he said. You furrowed your brows, “Proud of me?” you whispered so quiet that you didn’t think he could hear you. He looked down and his heart broke at the lost look on your face, “Let’s go outside kid, I’ll introduce you to everyone tomorrow when they’re sober,” he said, cutting them all looks.
He brought you outside, “I want to catch up with you without all those morons!” He joked, you rolled your eyes, “But you love them. Can’t hide that from me, you know that!” you smiled. You both walked on the beach for a little while, just catching up. “So, how are you holding up?” he asked finally, making you look at him in confusion. He sat on the sand and pulled you down with him, “I know what happened, I know you didn’t back out like Mom and Dad claim,” he said. Your chest tightened and you looked down, your parents were angry when Jake ran off to the Navy but were worse when you tried, they rubbed it in when you had been medically disqualified from joining. “Okay... Just upset,” you shrugged, tears burning your eyes. Since you were little, you dreamed of being like your big brother, you shared the love for the skies with him.
He pulled you into a hug as you finally broke down, “I tried so hard! I did everything right. I got the scores on the testing, I had the right grades, I was physically fit! But none of my waivers passed,” you whimpered into his shoulder. He held you close, “How long have you been sitting with this?” he asked you, “Almost a year, I only just started to be able to talk about it,” you smiled tearfully.
Most would see it as an overreaction because it was ‘just a military job’ but you dreamed about it. It was as if people that went to college did everything they were supposed to but then were told that they couldn’t do it after working so hard. No one having their dreams ripped away from them at such a young age should be expecting to swallow their hurt and jump right back on the horse the moment they crashed. “But, I’m going back to school! I found a new path!” you smiled, pulling yourself out of the sorrow in a classic Seresin fashion. “I’m actually moving down here, going to a college near, I needed to be away from Mom and Dad,” you told him.
The biggest smile broke through his face, “Seriously?” he asked and you nodded, he pulled you in for a tight hug. Now that he was stationed there to teach and keep the dream team together, he could be with his baby sister as often as possible.
The next day, you got to meet all of his friends and even Maverick. You were shaking your head as he would call Maverick ‘Pops’. At one point, you broke from Jake for a moment  and whispered to Maverick, “He means it endearingly. Our father is either Dad or Father. Thank you for being there for him,” you said and then you were gone before Maverick could react.
Everyone saw how protective of you he was, he would be watching you to make sure you were okay and he was the sweetest man ever. They were just starting to see the real Jake recently but with you here, he was coming out a lot faster. He was telling you the missions that he would without revealing classified details and they saw you hung onto every word. He was obviously the person you loved and looked up to the most.
He also openly bragged about all your accomplishments like a proud parent should, despite being your big brother.
As you stayed nearby, they all learned to love you like big siblings also. (Did not make your dating life hard at all...)
They were also the loudest at your college graduation years later. You were shocked because they were all supposed to be on a mission but suddenly, eight naval aviators were in their dress uniforms in the crowd, cheering as loud as possible. If a F-18 suddenly went out for a joy ride that night, not much was said because everyone at TOP GUN also adored you.
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ep 8 stray thoughts
- oh my baby is ok oh this has been a terrifying 12 hours
- help nuth and phop sitting down with nont in a “hey buddy, you doing ok?” formation.
- “sorry for tracking you down and holding you at gunpoint, i’ve kinda been going through it” nont my baby…
- i knew mister pup mask wasn’t nuth what i mf say!!!!
- interesting how the camera filming nuth film nant is shaky- almost like it is also a recording
- kudos to the actor cause nant and nont really are two different ppl
- SCREAM is this the same blade nuth used to shave phop?!?!?!?!!??!!?!?!
- this is kinda crazy?!??! like the shaky recording is making me feel like i’m losing my mind
- we’re nant and nont close at all? like i assume not because it seemed like a lot of what nont knew about his brother came from hacking his phone but also this whole revenge quest is a lot for someone you weren’t close to… or maybe it’s the idea of nant? idk
- it’s the red lighting again…
- i know we’re not seeing the recording so i wonder what they can see… maybe just the feet
- the shot going blurry…. oh….. and the choir vocals
- I WHAT???!!? my emotions are all over the place and then they hit me with captain advertising sex ekdkrkekdkjdj. “sex helps you become the chosen one” ok horny darth vader damn
- OH I KNOW THAT IS NOT A VIDEO RECORDER. what the hell… oh captains despicable ass just got worst…
- i love the little sound effects for the baddie bunch, also captain needs to stop annoying ppl that could floor him like dude leave zouey and teena alone
- hold on zouey before being so uncomfortable with being touched to now smiling… oh i need a minute
- oh he did have a connection with nant, oh poor nont… hold what do you mean prom thinks nant is still alive
- nuths place has a lot of flowers doesn’t it
- nuth and phop continue to be my beloveds NUTH MY BABY I LOVE HIS LITTLE LAUGJ (also nuth being in his mid thirties i thought he was in his twenties…
- phop saying “what if it wasn’t me. you could have met a scammer” like babe didn’t you block him once he bought you a new laptop 🤨. water under the bridge i guess
- “its not easy to find a partner for gays who are older” nuth is dramatic as hell you’re in your thirties?!?!?! oh maybe he was talking about its because he doesn’t like parties… in which case yeah yeah it is
- i may be an american but i don’t think this is how you play rugby…
- oh shit nuth is tall HOLD ON I FORGOT THEY WERE IN CONTACT
- first my baby boy… i’m not gonna say a single thing about the mustache actually whatever makes you happy boo
- “yes chef” (pathetic) (horny) (regretful)
- hold on if first is the chef why didn’t he cook it himself…. ya know what whatever makes them happy
- oh first my baby boy
- why did i have a physical reaction the word powerless being on my screen the same time as aob… his character has so many layers i need to peel them all immediately
- keen… i can’t even put this into words but he’s so sweet
- i forgot first is a student like i’ve not seen this boy with a single book. also i don’t like the fact he left his phone like that… HUH welp.
- firsts dad looking at him like “there is something wrong with this boy” wkjdjjejd
- do you want to get chicken noodles ?!??!??!?!?!?!?!?
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- nont going from i’m ready to kill to find my brother to idk anymore… he’s going to spiral tremendously isn’t he
- is captain just eating bread sandwaivh… i need answers
- there’s a statically tv behind nont and prom again. also nonts bangs are down but they were parted with the baddie bunch..
- keen and the pup mask?!?!
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Lines of Destiny
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A few days had already passed since the event. _____ had already gotten used to living with Emma, and she could even say that she already had some affection for her.
On Emma's side, she still didn't know how to treat _____, since she never had the opportunity to have children or nephews, nothing. So she shared with _____ her passion, drawing. It should be said that Emma was an artist by nature, her drawings were impressive, _____ on the other hand... she made drawings worthy of a girl her age, perhaps a little better than average.
There were days when the two of them stayed up drawing something until late at night, and when Emma went to work, ____ stayed drawing in the notebook that Emma had made especially for her. Of course! I forgot to say that Emma possesses the gift, or “quirk,” of Materialized Imagination*.
One of those days when ____ was alone in her room, she started to draw a rabbit, after having done so she started to color it, one ear pink, the other blue, black eyes, mint green body, and purple mustaches. She was now going to continue making a chinchilla when, out of nowhere, the rabbit jumped out of the sketchbook and started running around the room.
_____ was paralyzed for a moment and then ran after the rabbit to catch it, yelling at it to stay still.
Emma came home and heard the commotion on the second floor and ran, thinking that something might have happened to _____. When she opened the door... it was something she definitely didn't expect, some things lying on the floor, colored stains on the desk, floor and rest of the furniture. And in the center of the mess, _____ sitting on the floor with a small multicolored rabbit in her arms.
_____: Uh… hello?
Emma: _____... what... what happened? What is all this?
_____ began to explain the whole story, from when she drew the animal until it magically came out of the notebook.
_____: And that's how Regenbog arrived!
Emma: Regenbog?
_____: Yes, that's how I named him, it means rainbow in Dutch.
Emma: I see... _____
_____: Yeah?
Emma: I know that since you got here we haven't talked about it, but what is your story? How did you all get here?
_____: Well... my mother is from here, from Japan, and she had gone on a mission trip to the Netherlands, that's how she met my dad, and right there they got married and had me... We used to live in my grandparents' house, but they passed away recently, so we decided to come here. Before the accident, we were on the way to my mother's house.
Emma: I see... so... Do you speak Dutch?
_____: Some, or well, yes, but my accent is strange.
Emma: Hahahaha! Well, back to the topic, Regenbog can stay
_____: Yay!
Emma: But think of a way to shorten it, I don't want to be saying that word all the time. Well, I'm going to prepare dinner, I'll call you in a moment.
_____: Okay... Regen, I'm _____, and the lady who just left is Emma, we are your family, well, you still need to meet my parents, but for now it's just the three of us.
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Emma: So she has the power to bring to life everything she draws, impressive.
Emma started to prepare the food, or well, prepare, I don't know if that's the right word, she doesn't like to cook so in her cupboard she only has ramen and more types of instant food.
-5 minutes after the ramen finished cooking…-
Emma: _____! The dinner is ready! Come down, please!
_____: Coming! I was telling Regen, it's his short name, by the way, how they are my parents, and that at some point they're going to be his parents too! Speaking of which, do you know how they are? When are they coming back? Soon?
Emma: Look _____, I didn't tell you anything the day of the accident because everything happened too fast... And I was preparing to tell you as tactfully as I could...
_____: ?
Emma: Your father is... in a vegetative state-
_____: What's that?
Emma: It's like he's asleep, but you don't know when he's going to wake up... it could be in a few days, or months...
_____: What?... But how... how can someone sleep so much?
Emma: Huh?
_____: I mean, my dad always waking me up early for school “Dochter, word wakker! Je moet snel naar school!” and now he goes to sleep?
Emma laughed at the way _____ put out the most manly voice she had and tried to imitate her father, at the same time she felt bad for having laughed.
_____: And my mom?
Badum!
Emma felt her heart beating very hard in her chest, now what is she going to tell her? “_____ your mother died the same day as the accident and I hid it from you for a week”?
Emma: Look _____, your mom... your mom didn't... she didn't survive the accident...
_____: … What?
Emma: Your mom... she is now with your grandparents...
_____: My mom… you mean… she's in a better place?
Emma: I'm sure she is.
Small tears began to come out of _____'s gray eyes, but she quickly wiped them away.
Emma: Hey, it's okay to cry, let it out.
_____: My mother always told me that in these cases she should be calm and happy because the person is already at peace and calm... but... I can't help it...
Emma didn't say anything else, she just went up to _____ and hugged her, and let her cry and cry until she fell fast asleep.
When she tried to move away a little, she realized that she had stayed tightly attached to her waist, and there was no human power to separate her from her.
Emma: Think we'll leave the ramen for another day then.
Emma picked up _____ as best she could and took her to bed.
Before Emma fell asleep too, she managed to say a few words.
Don't worry, I'm going to take care of you, and neither of us will be alone again.
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*The Materialized Imagination Quirk allows Emma to create physical objects from her thoughts and imagination. This extraordinary power grants her the ability to convert her ideas and mental visualizations into tangible, real things. When she focuses intensely on a specific mental image, the Quirk activates. Creative thoughts and ideas flow from her mind to her body, becoming a special energy. This energy then materializes into the physical world as the object the user had imagined. Of course, it is a gift that has many limitations despite being so incredible, they require too much energy and focus, so it is not suitable for battlefields, in addition to the fact that the objects created are of limited duration.
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dove career anon back again! do you have any sfw hcs for dove and austin? like the first time they met each other's families or visited each other's hometowns? any pets they may have (for some reason dove strikes me as a cat person)? just general light goofiness between them
no idea what we're talking about? see the little dove series masterlist for slightly more info, note it's not safe for minors at all. and note i'll eventually get out the next chapters.
you mean how austin charms the hell out of her mother despite knowing that "ah yes this is the idiot who broke my baby girl". and how dove tells austin's dad he's got a villain mustache and it's somehow still cute? dove career anon, i definitely have these.
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consider. consider that any actual proper visits happen post cannes smashed in between elvis press tour dates or in the tiny sliver of time austin had pre dune and bikeriders filming. dove has to make her own tweaks to her schedule but it's not as massive as mr. go go go. after all, she gets her oscar nom but she's against some heavy hitters, when warner bros and baz and austin and everyone talk about the award press junket she kind of just says whatever happens happens.
for arguments sake she ties with stephanie hsu because i do whatever the hell i want in this. and i want austin to say that stupid line i envisioned him saying drunk.
the funny thing is though, austin's been in new york city before and she's been anaheim before but never being shown around by someone who calls or called those places home.
consider! he shows her his old elementary, she does the same. he drags her to all the places his mom would take him and she walks him to the theater stages she grew up with. her stomping ground of wanting to be in theater and acting since she was small. his stomping ground of wanting to be an actor once sports failed and he realized that it's weirdly the shy ones who do great work on film.
her trip to disneyland is one where they both keep getting stopped and the pictures except for the pap ones stay confined to small twitter circles and maybe tumblr. no annoying articles about him taking his baby of a girlfriend to disney.
she doesn't know who is more thankful about it, him or her.
when she meets his dad she can't help but blurt out about his facial hair and austin in that moment makes sure he grows it out for bikeriders because of it. just to see her reaction to his own.
his dad laughs and reminds austin that he's got to keep you because she fits right in. dove rides the high of that praise for weeks after. same thing goes for when she meets his sister and gets called her favorite one.
"of course she's your favorite, you don't have another." "shut up daddy, let her speak." "she's the only one i've called my sister, austin."
if it happens before the press tour is over that was supposed to be a hint. if it happens after, she's just being honest and truthful because dove is the only girlfriend he's ever married.
as for when austin meets dove's mom? and to a lesser extent her managers/agents who act like her dad? austin is scared shitless.
it's understandable though because all three of them read that boy for filth and threaten bodily harm if she ever come home or come to them as sad as she was after australia. he swears on his life she won't ever be like that and after that, well he gets dragged to The Diner she enjoys going to with her mom and her managers. and it's a sweet lunch/dinner.
also they have the elvis cat. who was the first pet they ever get even though austin wanted a dog first.
the two dogs come post getting their own house together and during austin's and dove's month break after the oscars to just breathe.
well one of them does. it's a little golden retriever that if they're not around to take care of she goes to stay with austin's dad. her name is jolene.
the second dog only happens post their first baby and that one is a female husky named jenna.
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Introducing Me - Dick Grayson x Stark!Reader
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Words: 1177 Pairing: Dick Grayson x Stark!Reader Featuring: Tony Stark Warnings: none Summary: Based on Introducing Me from Camp Rock 2, You and Dick like each other, but how can you like him when you know nothing about him? Dick has decided to introduce himself to you. Author's Note: Yes, this is based on the song from Camp Rock 2. It's adorable!! Also, I live for dick x stark!reader, my absolute favorite trope. We love a short n sweet fluff fic.
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He knew he wasn't supposed to be sneaking into the Avengers' Compound, but Dick needed to see you. You keep running into each other at parties and occasionally during battles where both teams show up, but you're not so sure about him. He's had a crush on you since the first time he saw you, and you said you think you like him, but you also keep saying you don't even know him and you need to know more about him before anything goes anywhere.
However, you never thought he would actually try to do anything about it. You thought the two of you would continue awkward small talk at your parent's parties and help each other out on the field, not having to worry about developing any more feelings for him. But Dick was determined and, frankly, too persistent for his own good.
It was a good thing your dad was busy when Dick decided to sneak in, because FRIDAY would have alerted him instead of you first. Heck, he would have kicked Dick out before Dick could even explain why he was there. But since Tony wasn't listening to FRIDAY's remarks, she told you when she caught someone trying to enter doors and windows. She directed you to the camera, and you quickly recognized him.
You asked FRIDAY to keep this quiet since you knew it was Dick and made it over to the door he was trying to open. You watched him struggle as you walked up, arms crossed and waiting for him to notice you. When he didn't, you spoke loud enough to scare him. "What do you think you're doing?" You asked, causing him to jump back when he heard your voice.
"Oh!" He squeaked. "Hey! I was looking for you, actually. Can I come in?"
You rolled your eyes but gave in and opened the door. "You're an idiot; you know that, right?"
Dick walked inside the compound and gave you a confused look. "What do you mean?"
"Imagine if my dad saw you before I did; you'd be dead," You said. "I thought Bruce taught you to be smarter than this." Though your dad and Bruce got along, they had an agreement to stay out of each other's stuff, and Tony would have flipped if he saw Dick trying to break into the Avengers Compound.
He shrugged, not offering any explanation. "Oh, well, I'm here now."
"Okay, but I have a meeting with the team soon. So what's up?"
Dick smiled. "I was thinking we could finally talk," He said, and when you gave him a confused look, he continued. "You always say you barely know me, so I thought, what better time than now to introduce myself? Fully, I mean," He explained and pulled a piece of paper out of his pocket to hand to you. "It's a list of things not many people know about me."
You fiddled with the paper, not sure whether you wanted to open it. Luckily, FRIDAY made that decision for you when she came over the speakers around the compound and announced, "Two minutes until team meeting."
Quickly, you handed Dick his paper back and scrambled. "Look, I really gotta go. You should get out of here before someone else sees you."
"Well, you still have two minutes, right?" He smirked.
Sighing, you easily gave in. "O-okay."
Dick sat down on the nearby couch, and you followed, and he started to read his list. "I'm good at wasting time, definitely think lyrics need to rhyme, and I'm trying to grow a mustache."
"Please do not grow a mustache, Dick," You interrupted him, but he shushed you since he was on limited time.
He continued to tell you different things; his favorite trick he performed at the circus, his favorite time of day, and what foods he likes to eat. "I love it when you say my name," He smiled at you. 
A bell sounded from FRIDAY, alerting the team that was not yet at the meeting that they needed to be at the meeting pronto. You stood up, ready to run off, but Dick stood up with you, not stopping his list.
"Remember, you asked for this!" He said as you tried to weasel your way out of the conversation. The bell beeped again, and you started to walk down the hallway toward the meeting room. Dick followed and started talking faster.
"I'd never trust a dog to watch my food, and I like to use the word dude," Dick continued; this time, you weren't saying anything. As he went on about music, he likes, how he got the Nightwing name, and his favorite subject in school, you were starting to be amused and were smiling slightly. "I love the sound of violins and making someone smile," He said, only making your small smile grow wide.
As you were getting close to the meeting room, you stopped around the corner to let Dick finish his list. Your dad knew you were nearby, and he shouted your name to remind you that you were late. "Be right there!" You called back, which satisfied him enough. 
You made a gesture to tell Dick to hurry up, which he listened to. He was speaking even faster than last time to get through the rest of his fun facts. He explained how he likes his popcorn, who his favorite Avenger is, and if he could, he would spend hours in a kids' museum. Dick told you that his vehicles all have names, he loves trick birthday candles, and who his favorite Animal Crossing villager is. "Well, you probably know more than you ever wanted to. So be careful when you ask next time," He winked. "I hope introducing me wasn't that confusing and possibly amusing," Dick finished and closed his list, holding it down by his side.
You appreciated that he took your concerns to heart, and it only proved to you that you do like this guy. So, you leaned in and kissed him. It was a short kiss because both of you jumped when your dad walked up behind you and said your name loudly. You shyly turned around to face him. "Everyone's waiting for you," Tony said.
"I know; I'm sorry," You apologized.
"It's my fault," Dick interjected, making you wince when you fully realized what your dad saw. One, Dick was in the Avengers Compound, and two, he caught you guys in a kiss.
"I know it is," Tony responded. "How about saving all that for Gotham?" Tony said, a hint of joking in his voice.
Dick nodded. "You got it," He said, then you turned to look back at Dick. "See you later?"
"Definitely. Thanks for this," You smiled again and took his list of facts, quickly turning to walk off with your dad. Once the door to the meeting room shut, Dick celebrated to himself, then realized he would have to figure out how to get out of the compound. Oh well, he's had one win today; he could find another.
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Thank you to @nasiawashere for posting their Strange World incorrect quotes motivating me to post this after having it written for months. Go check out their blog!
Ethan's going on a date with Diazo
Diazo: I'm having so much fun hanging out with you today Ethan.
Ethan: Absolutely! Life has been so crazy, so it nice to relax at this cafe-
Guy in sunglasses: *peeking over his menu*
Other guy in sunglasses: *peaking over his menu*
Ethan: Ummm Diazo can you wait a minute I think I need to go over there to get some more napkins.
Diazo: Ok no problem.
*Ethan walks over to the guys at the table*
Ethan: I'm going to give you two about 10 seconds to explain yourselves.
First guy aka Searcher: *lowers his sunglasses* Hey buddy what's up, funny seeing you here right Dad. *elbows second guy*
Other guy aka Jaeger: Yes hilarious and so very…unexpected.
Ethan: I literally told you guys we were coming here, that's all I've been talking about all week. Why are you here?
Searcher: We just wanted to make sure your date went well.
Jaeger: Yeah I think you might need it too. Of all the excuses napkins, seriously?
Ethan: You think I need help? While you guys are over here trying to be Charlie's Angels, POORLY I might add, I'm going on a perfectly normal date with this guy I want to be my boyfriend, if you two don't scare him off first.
Jaeger: I personally think of us as the spies from mission impossible.
Ethan: Like my mission to find a date after this fiasco.
Jaeger: What?
Ethan: What?
Searcher: Dad quit it! We just want to be supportive buddy but if you want us to leave we'll go. Right Dad?
Jaeger: But I haven't gotten my macchia- er…. I mean very manly black coffee yet.
Ethan: *face palms*
Diazo: Hey Ethan, everything going alright over there?
Ethan: Yeah totally ummm just a second. You two need to leave NOW!
*Walks back to his table*
Ethan: So, sorry about that, who knew there would be a line for napkins?
Diazo: At a small cafe? I wonder how that happened?
*1 hour later*
Ethan: This has been really fun
Diazo: Totally maybe we should do this again sometime. I should probably go though I think my brothers are taking me home.
Ethan: Ok cool I'll walk you outside
Diazo: No problem. I think I'll manage. Bye!
*Walks over to three taller boys in sunglasses and fake mustaches*
*The tallest puts his arm around Diazo and walks him out while the shortest does the 'I'm watching you' hand gesture at Ethan.
Ethan: 😦
*Jaeger with his "black coffee" and Searcher walk up to Ethan, having changed tables*
Jaeger: Huh I didn't think of the fake mustaches.
Ethan: Shut up Grandpa.
Searcher: I think what he meant was-
Ethan: Don't say anything Dad just take me home please.
Searcher: Yeah that's fair.
Jaeger: *finishes his drink and throws it in the trash* Plus I've gotten better black coffee at other establishments!
Barista: But sir you ordered a macchia-
Jaeger: I know what I ordered good day!
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egg-emperor · 11 months
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What do you imagine eggmans father looks and sounds like?
I love coming up with a design and personality and concepts for Eggman's father so much, if they ever showed him in the game canon and he wasn't anything like what I've imagined him to be then I'd be devastated because I've become very attached to it dhajfkshdkghs
I've never been able to draw him how I want so describing will have to do. First of all, like Gerald and Eggman, I imagine he has a strikingly similar appearance because I like to think Gerald is the paternal grandfather. I never understood why non canon media went with otherwise but it made me sad. I want his dad to be a dilf with the classic sexy Robotnik family genetics too fhsjbdakdbskf
It makes sense for Gerald and Ivo to look to look so alike, as Ivo could possibly have been influenced by Gerald's appearance unintentionally, as well as having the genetics. So I don't imagine that his father is just another recolor for no reason and change it up a bit for him instead, though the resemblance is still strong for having those very unique Robotnik family genes of course.
I picture him with a very similar face to Gerald and Ivo with same structure, nose, and mouth. But a difference is that he actually had eyebrows and was balding too but tried to keep what hair he had left and Ivo never understood all the fuss and attachment, as soon as he got early male pattern baldness too he just shaved it all. XD He also wore glasses but a different style and also had a mustache but a lot smaller.
He was also fat as it was common for Robotnik family males to be heavyset but he wasn't quite as heavy as Ivo ended up, also not as tall as him, just like Gerald. He didn't have the gigantism type condition I imagine Ivo with as much either, though he still had above average proportions as another genetic thing. He also had blue eyes like Ivo canonically and I imagine Gerald had too. He also had Ivo's hair color.
His style was distinguished with the suits he wore as a businessman in Robotnik Corp and reflected his wealth, he had fancy outfits to wear to the casinos he liked gambling at which is what helped Ivo get into them too. The only times he dressed very casually was in the workshop and garage as his side work as a mechanic, which helped Ivo get his interests of vehicles and Ex Gear motorcycles and such.
He was also hardly ever not smoking, he was always seen with a cigar.
I've seen very few depictions of Eggman's father in fan stuff, especially ones that are to my personal liking, but I absolutely love this one. He's very close to how I've already imagined him being in my concepts for years, as you'll see he fits the description to a high degree. He looks so handsome and very well designed! I'd accept this in canon in heartbeat. 🥰
As for how he sounded, I imagine he had a bit of an accent like my Casino AU Eggman, which you can listen to here. He'd either sound very similar to how Mike Pollock does in those clips I used, or he could sound like how Deem Bristow voiced the character Kenny Sinclair, which you can also listen to in the post linked. Leaning towards the latter. It suits the personality and attitude I imagine him having well.
Are there a lot of things that make him quite like my Casino AU Egg but with less pink and sluttiness... yes lol. But that's the point as the version of his dad in the AU is mostly the same as my idea of main universe Egg's too and the only difference is that Casino Egg was more influenced by the casino stuff primarily, unlike modern who only took it up as side thing partially thanks to him.
If they ever revealed his father in a game and he was way different, then he'd still remain the Casino AU version of him forever because I'm so attached to the idea of him 💜
If you're interested in seeing more of my headcanons and concepts about his father, you can read about them in my #robotnik family tag! And if you have any more questions then feel free to ask, I always love talking about my concepts with y'all 🥰
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Gale Reviews: ML Season 5 episode 16 Protection
(This review is conducted without all episodes being released. So be warned that if you want to view the episodes in order. Avoid reading until caught up.)
-Still wish I understood how Lila tricked Kagami into friendship. It feels wrong
-I will give Lila credit on her manipulative words. She still horrible tho
-How dare she trick Kagami like this
-So the whole class just decided to dedicate themselves completely to hooking these two up?
-I love how everyone is like "Since you two are Awkward af, we are here to assist"
-I love the manga they drew for it. Its very shojo
-These plans are amazing. They basically recruiting Paris to handle this
-I love how Adrien and Marinette are reading this like a script and asking questions
-Did they seriously draw the wedding and them having kids? My gravy these kids ship these two almost as much as I do... ALMOST
-I love the Adrien with mustache bits
-As someone who has been in middle school and helps teach Middle schoolers in his volunteer hours. I can attest that this is basically how cringe middle schoolers are
-I like how this is based off Manga, fairy tales and hollywood. And they are cutting to asking questions that the other is asking
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-I want this framed so when ever I see a bad and stupid take about adrien being awful I cant simply link this image.
-"If you expect him to do something, you are mistaken" Kagami out here calling adrien out. Damn
-I love that it turned out to be as cringey as it sounded.
-What do they mean replace luka @is-nino-actually-luka how can Nino not play guitar? I need to know the truth
-Also Adrien and Marinette are just sitting and listening to all of this fall apart, even both in sync about wanting to leave.
-Marinette sweetie, it isnt your fault. The situation was just REALLY CRINGE
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-Gabriel and Tomoe talking about the Diamond ball
-Gabriel admitting that he is dying
-Kagami and Adrien talking
-Adrien feels bad about not noticing Marinette's feelings and doesnt know how to make her feel less self conscious about it
-Seriously how can people hate adrien, boy is like cinnamon butter
-The parents walking in thinking Adrien is being passionate about him and Kagami. But thats not the case at all
-"Perfection for perfection" Me talking about my ships
-Oh no, they heard the Marinette part, so much for the happiness of an arranged dynamic
-Kagami looking at adrien acting all determined and forward and is like "Man, now this is the type of adrien I wanted"
-Marinette expecting the worst and tikki is like "Girl, Calm yo tits its fine"
-Marinette is like "Your right Tikki, no more complicated plans. I am not even gonna change."
-"You dumb ho You are in pjs"
-You know what, I respect Marinette. Girl didnt even freak out. She is like "You know what. I am going in Pjs"
-Ah yes, Gabriel and Tomoe arguing that their Children creation arent obeying them
-Tomoe basically saying "Solve this before you die bitch"
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-Gorrilla just eating a bowl of fruit
-"You and Kagami are... of the same design." Either this is some sort of elitist Bulls*** or implication of Sentimonsters
-Okay I am ready to throw hands at Gabriel
-Adrien dropping in a Mom reference to dismiss his father's claims. Good on him
-He did the ring thing! How DARE!!! Gabriel you have SUCH a punchable face
-Adrien NO! DONT DO IT
-Wow... I did not see that coming. Marinette reasoned that it was Gabriel and didnt even bat an eye. I am impressed
-Nathalie listening to Adrien vent about not having a relationship with Marinette and is like "Bitch WHAT?!"
-Nathalie using the OTHER control ring to tell adrien "F*** what your dad thinks, Go kiss that girl"
-I love how Marinette is just being ridiculously adamant about wearing PJs today. She is an inspiration
-Adrien helped her sneak in? Adrien sneaking in girls? My how the angel has become a badboy.
-AND G packed them a picnic. I love it
-Adrien realized she is wearing PJs.
-HE WENT TO CHANGE INTO PJS TOO! That is love right there
-Adrien really be bringing the romance
-I love it
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-Gabriel knows he cant take Nathalie in a fight and thats the reason he just accepts it and walks away. But yea the wording of this does not help but say "Sentimonster"
-Kagami, baby girl... of all the people you could vent to... You picked the WORST PERSON
-Lila f***ing knows Gabriel is Monarch, because thats the only explaination as to why she is telling Gabriel all this crap
-Thats RIGHT Kagami. Marinette is a good girl. Dont believe her lies
-Lila really out here acting like a Marinette salter.
-You know what? This is the type of Manipulation I want to see from Lila. Little twists of things to make it seem true. This is what Lila should have been in season 3
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-Irony
-Lila twisted the knife enough for Monarch to act
-Wait why did the red face thing appear BEFORE the akuma showed up?
-And Lila does nothing to stop the akumatization because thats what she wanted
-Oh so thats why its called protection. She gets a sword AND Shield... Pokemon is now available near you
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-Back to the Adrinette. Daww they cloud watching now. This is cute
-Oh my, that cloud was kissing which means...
-We are about to get an ALMOST KISS!
-Omg its so f***ing cute you guys.
-WAIT! Are they holding hands... before marriage? and no protection? Scandalous
-Gabriel can see this you know...
-Yo this music is pretty choice. Hopefully nothing ruins this moment
-Kagami. COULD YOU NOT
-Adrien put in so much effort for this. and Marinette was trying really hard. Kagami doesnt understand
-G COMING IN CLUTCH
-Oh thank goodness, I thought she was gonna skewer him
-Marinette trying to reach out and help but is denied because Lila and akuma twisting the emotional knife
-Adrien really being on the ball today. PROTECT YO GIRL!
-Oh so its one per person.
-Chat noir. I too would be happy to see him
-Adrien trying to talk no jutsu out of this
-She is hoping he uses cataclysm before he thinks
-Thank goodness it isnt awkward between them after Elation... I kind of wish it was. Because it would have been funny
-The charm is Olive oil
-Gonna be honest, that seemed a bit too easy to break
-But it was funny
-So Ladybug tried to give her the charm, but Kagami wont take it, so she left to become Marinette. Then chat noir did the same
-Adrien complimenting another girl, great for my ship but not good for Kagami's heart right now
-NO BABY GIRL DONT CRY
-Oh kagami dear. She needs 100 hugs.
-She loves them both! I also would settle on Adrigaminette
-Adrien complimenting another girl, great for
-Now their picnic is sad now
-But yea the mood kind of got ruined after that. Dont blame them
-Lila once again slid past Kagami. I really do want Kagami to find out the truth
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Overall I liked the fluff.
But the more episodes I see the more I am convinced the sentimonster bulls*** is real
I REALLY want to be wrong. And I know we probably arent going to get a full on 100% confirmation on if they are or arent sentimonsters because if in season 6 they want to back pedal they can
The music in this episode was really good (the ost not the band playing)
I also really like Kagami's development and my heart breaks for her
8/10
I still have some problems with this but the Adrinette is on point and the character development was on point.
Though I swear if Gabriel gets a redemption I will manifest into the show an kill him with my bare hands
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For the fate character thing: Moriarty and Vlad just bc I like hearing you talk about them
oh boy you're not getting any prompts skipped with this one! it's gonna be a long one.
Vlad:
favorite thing about them
everything. he's tall, he's 45, the eyeshadow, the eyelashes, the beard, the hair, the skirt, the thigh high boots, the cool tattoos, the aquiline nose, the turtleneck, the pointy teeth, the earrings, the fluff, the deep voice, the chest window that one time, the sewing thing, he's tsundere, he's scary, he's smug, he's cool, he's weird, he's cute, he has incredibly unique lore, he has fun gameplay, i have never loved any character more than i love vlad.
least favorite thing about them
HIS SPRITE SUCKS AAAAUGH I COME TO WORK AND I HAVE TO LOOK AT THIS MESS
favorite line
the legendary,
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brOTP
vlad and tamamo, vlad and siegfried, vlad and shakespeare, vlad and moriarty, vlad and crane, vlad and carmilla... vlad needs more people to hang out with...
OTP
vlad and male mc........... and vladcha.......
that aside, i've also enjoyed vlad x siegfried and vlad x georgio. those are cute.
nOTP
i'm going to hunt darnic for sport. also, not a fan of him x carm, considering... his uncle-niece relationship with liz. but, i do also get that some people really don't like fgo mashing carm and liz together and prefer to interpret them separately, which is fair enough. just not my thing. i prefer their relationship as familial, i think it's nice.
random headcanon
he hangs out in mc's shadow a lot (based on his quick card animation i feel like he should be able to do something like that, i've seen other servants interpreted as being able to do this as well).
unpopular opinion
he's best husband
song i associate with them
WOE, CHARACTER PLAYLIST BE UPON YE
favorite picture of them
that's really difficult. there are a lot of very different, but still good vlads. honestly, maybe just his ascension 3 art if i had to pick one?
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i mean, this is the vlad i see every day in fgo. that's my husband right there.
Moriarty:
favorite thing about them
once again pretty much everything. he's 50, the mustache, the eyeliner, the eyelashes, the glasses, the cool cape, i like how his outfit blends fantasy elements without being too made-up, ulysses butterflies are my favorite, the military touches are neat, he has pointy teeth for no reason, how deep his voice can get, the RAITA hands, the black gloves, the shoes, the skirt-apron thing in gray collar, the coffin, he's funny, he's cool, he's evil, he's weird, he's smug. he represents a real high point in FGO with shinjuku.
least favorite thing about them
do i even have to say it. well, he's pretty much in joke character hell now, his sprite is really outdated, and his kit is awful to play with. sigh. eh well.
favorite line
where do i even start lmao
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brOTP
i don't think anyone actually really likes him but moriarty and vlad, moriarty and shakespeare, moriarty and babbage
OTP
moriarty and male mc. again. what do you want from me. and vladcha. leave me alone.
i've also enjoyed moriarty and moran. people have to make up their own moran for this one, though.
nOTP
it's not a proper "nOTP" as the kids would call it, but (and i must stress that this is my great mouse detective bias showing) i prefer moriarty and sherlock having a sort of "bitter exes" dynamic (even if they were never actually involved) instead of romantically pairing them.
for one thing i just think it's really funny, but also i do find the idea of moriarty trying to "get over" someone he was literally made to exist around compelling, and i think especially post-shinjuku makes that another viable route to take with his character.
random headcanon
autism.
unpopular opinion
they really need to let him be more evil again instead of just the funny endearing dad the audience likes. i get that there's only so much he can get away with in chaldea but come onnn they've been doing this for years now, i'm worried the writers are gonna forget at this point. i want him to do something fucked up again. i miss it. him caring about mc does not inherently preclude him from doing something fucked up.
song i associate with them
ditto, character playlist
favorite picture of them
that's also really tough since he has a LOT of official art. probably a tie between Eyelashes Book Cover VS Gray Collar Fuckhands
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mimmosa · 2 years
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i just rewatched the break-up for the first time (fock it still hurts) and i get and see what they’ve done with the metaphor about the different stages in life that are beginning for them (like the chaos and tough decisions that ej has had to make as director being him as an eighteen yearold that has to make some decisions, as opposed to the rest of them who are younger and are still in the stage of, like gina says “trying to fit three mustaches in a photo”. it pains me but that is a valid issue that they could’ve encountered (i say could because it’s an issue that i think it can be overcome but it’s not convenient) BUT i maintain they could’ve had it at a further point in their relationship (yes relationship because the season is time wise two weeks and they’ve been dating two months since that first kiss), under normal circumstances, not on a two week summer camp at the beginning of summer where he suddenly got surprised with a buckload of responsibilities which he wasn’t prepared or supported to take on.
they tried to mimic the different stages in life they all were through this metaphor of “you are never here, you don’t have fun vs always with the script and play in mind”, but i think it played very unfairly on the development on some characters, because at the end of the day, EJ couldn’t manage everything because he IS still a boy trying to find his path, a new path that is very much influenced by his dad whom he doesn’t want to disappoint but at the same time is trying to find his own voice aside from his dad’s plans for his life. A dad who also is trying to send him off to a school in hope his son won’t deviate too far from his plan and that even though it’s not duke, it’s not far off, so EJ is trying to find what he wants while simultaneously trying to prove to his dad that whatever he wants to choose is just as valid. i don’t know if any of you have ever had to break this kind of ties, but i’m telling you, it’s hard, it’s anxious and sometimes you can never really break the hold it has on you and how you operate. EJ said in the first episode, Gina was the only thing he knew for sure about his future, like whatever he ended up with, he never not counted Gina in.
And he was relentless and obsessed with the show because he was the director and: had never done it before, didn’t want to disappoint anyone, didn’t want to mess up the opportunity for any of his friends and girl (who finally had the chance to be lead), and then, on top of that, he has his dad sending the stupid letter about sending him off, so he’s like okay now i REALLY have to proof i’m capable of this so that i can stay. Stay for who? For Gina. Because in the middle of all his doubts and choices Gina is the one thing that he has for sure.
Sure, EJ has a big problem with communicating his struggles, but he’s always been like that, and i think it’s one of the things that did it for me in season 2, is that Gina was able to see his struggles and help him open up (the couch convo scene loves rent free in my mimd because i think it’s very beautiful and honest and caring) EJ didn’t want to worry Gina with something that he was planning to fix (he says this) which is a bleh idea coming from a good place in the heart because just like Gina knows and says EJ IS a good guy because he tries to do the right thing no matter even through all of the times he fails. I honour that Gina isn’t afraid to stand for her needs and i understand the fears that back up some of her needs, but i think, just like everyone one of his friends, she’s failed to understand EJ needs and or struggles. Like, how is that we haven’t seen Ashlyn by EJ side at any point? these are the things that for me are not well written because they don’t align with the characters we’ve gotten to know in the two seasons. Someone was talking about how everyone could support Kourtney through her fears and anxiety (YES FOR THIS) but then completely brush off EJ worries as the person who got the script thrusted upon unwanted-ly. These are the things that irk me( not the Portwell break up per se because if Rina was endgame that was bound to happen, but it’s just how this season everyone has glossed over EJ strugglin over multiple things, and not only no one asked or helped, they even recriminated him for not being there enough (i don’t just mean Gina here)
i got attached to the show because i was suprised at how genuine and natural they built portwell and was pretty excited to see them growing (whatever way it took them) but i just didn’t feel it this season. i feel like gina and ej from season 2 would have overcome these problems differently. idk. anyways what a long rant i’m sorry if there is something that doesn’t make sense either because of grammar or because you don’t agree or. this is just me venting sorry. my ultimate wish though i hold no hope is that ej has the chance to go off at everything and everyone about how he would’ve loved to be there with them but he got stuck directing instead and his dad and yada yada yada like i want him to spell out his frustrations and struggles and i want everyone to acknowledge his battles and help him and comforting. Even if he wants to brush it off, i want them to push back and make him say everything because that boy needs to VENT.
i think this is all (i think)
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