#yes sailing ships can go much faster than three fucking miles an hour

[capillaryspice]

DM, about a player whose character is a ship captain: “Gosh I can’t wait for her to say wildly incorrect things about boats so I can sit back and watch you immediately dispute her.”

Me, having been a sailor for nearly two decades: “Oh boy.”

#dnd #d&d #we love u victoria #but no the captain is not the only one who knows how to turn a damn steering wheel #and no you cannot undo the main sheet and use the rope to rappel down to the water in a single round of combat #my guy #my main man #why am i the only one who has incredibly basic knowledge about how boats function #yes sailing ships can go much faster than three fucking miles an hour #im looking at you DMs guide #text post