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knickknacksandallthat · 5 months

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now all i can think about is matt asking jean if he and kevin have bumped baguettes yet and the chaos that follows

anon, the gift that keeps on giving...Matt's completely inappropriate use of french pastries:

*Jeremy, Jean, and Kevin return from hospital*

MATT: Hey, you guys are back! Great! We have a question for you.

AARON: *sliding hand over face* oh no.

DAN: *pointing finger at Matt* Matthew Donovan Boyd, don't you dare-

MATT: so, I mean, clear this up for us if you can, boys. What exactly are you doing with Kev?

JEREMY: *visibly confused* You mean...other than taking him home from the hospital?

MATT: And?

JEAN: And what?

MATT: Come on, Moreau, don't play dumb. Tell us - are you and Knox bumping baguettes together with him?

JEAN: *deadeyeing matt now* What.

AARON: Jesus fucking Christ, Boyd.

ALLISON: Shush, don't stop them - I'm recording.

MATT: Dude, I'm just saying - are you putting the tang in his tart? The cream in his eclair? The flake in his croissant? The meringue in his macaron? The pain in his au chocolat? The tutti in his frutti?

KEVIN: *brow furrowed as he turns to Jean* Are you suddenly opening a French bakery that I'm unaware of?

JEAN: *handing his coat to Jeremy and rolling up his sleeves* Boyd, in the name of Kevin's honor and justice for all of France, prepare to have your ass kicked.

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raeofgayshine · 1 year

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Jason, holding up Damian: Stinky

Dick: No!!! Don’t be mean!!

Jason, swaying him back and forth: Stinky bastard man

Dick: No!!!!!!

Tim, not looking up from his case files: Naught baby. Brat Robin.

Dick: NO!!!!!!!!!

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diathadevil · 16 days

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Ayumi and Yoshiki would be roughly 33/34 years old respectively today in 2024 and therefore by a couple years older than me, yet I'd still call them my children and would give them cookies and tea and a warm blanket to alleviate their cursed ghost-driven timeline they are in.

#corpse party #dia talks #am i talking about them again after seeing corpse party 2 and its teasers? and also because I missed out doodling Yoshiki on his bday?#why yes i am. I still wanna doodle something for him these days #Anyway I have this whole post-canon story in my head where they own a cat and go mystery hunting for ghosts and yokai #they're married and better in their 30s but they still have nightmares about the things they have experiences #there's other things like how Ayumi's mobility depends on the strength of the Nirvana and how strenuous that power is on a daily basis #and Yoshiki basically having a lot of scars around his arms due to using his blood at times as a catalyst for his solo ghost hunting #anyway this shit has been in my brain for almost 10 years now. Seprember marks my 10 year anniversary since shipping them #10 years of Ayushiki Queening and all I got was me groaning at Kedwin every time he reblogs my art and never updates Dead Patient

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faunandfloraas · 1 month

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Jeongin having almost no votes on that poll makes sense to me, not because I think he'd do particularly bad but because I'm utterly certain if he ended up stranded with one of us he'd just up and leave and I wouldn't blame him

#he'd be like No. Sorry. Good luck. Bread baii.#seungmin is honestly a wild card bc he didnt get scared much in the haunted ep and he can be calm and level headed #so theres the chance hes actually a decent choice #but then I remembered him asking lee know if he could pick the cabbage with gloves and lee know was like ? Yeah... and i go Hmmm. No.#changbin is strong but also he's a lil city boy and he's a bit of a scaredy cat- hes gonna AHHH and im gonna AHHHH #and the creature will get us... But to go out in the strong arms and against the changbiddies of seo changbin? not a bad way to go #han is clusmy as hell and i think our personalities are similar so together? we'd die near immediately.#maybe by accidentally walking off a cliff or something not actually related to ghosts or strandedness #felix would be crying and freaking out and then I'd get annoyed bc crying makes me Uncomfy and i'd snap at him and then i'd feel SO bad #i'd have to give myself up to the entity as apology for being mean bc who could go on after that?#Hyunjin is gonna scream and im gonna follow suit and we're gonna get taken out also near immediately #but maybe he'd let me wear his versace glasses for a minute #so yeah lee know to me is the best bet 👍 im still goin chan tho #regardless of if you get off the island or not: You- yes YOU- will be attacked and cancelled by stay twitter no matter what #im avoiding go to clean out my uncles house can you tell

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saturn-sends-hugs · 9 months

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i never actually watched Nimona until now, but hOLY SHIT????

….HOLY SHIT??????

it’s literally so good, i read the comic when it first came out and the movie absolutely blew it out of the water. like don’t get me wrong, the comic is still great, but that MOVIE DUDE I CANT—

#LITERALLY GORGEOUS #is my favorite character ballister? yes how did you ever guess #it has nothing to do with his boatload of trauma #him being betrayed by the government he was made to serve #and having a cybernetic arm #….#definitely #soggiest wet cat of a man i’ve ever seen and that is SAYING SOMETHING #nimona #nimona spoilers #saturn sends thoughts

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found-wings · 6 months

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speaking of clingy phil, whenever he goes a bit bird brain and clings onto people and accidentally uses claws, ppl like tubbo would be hugged and sit there like '• ᵕ • this is fine' knowing damn well that he will be applying healing pots afterwards vs fit who unironically isn't even feeling any of the claws that man has thick skin / numb sections from 2b2t vs etoiles who just goes '(⌐■_■)b the pain makes me feel alive' even though this is nothing but a scratch to him - 💿

Continuing these silly lil asks rq again because I accidentally forgot about these first JAJAJ

You are so true on that, there are varying reactions to the clingy behaviour and what they accidentally receive in return

Tubbo on one hand crying inside because he is still not over how much Phil actually trusts him and now Phil is clinging to him!! HIM!!! But also sir pls you have very sharp claws. why are your claws so sharp, Tubbo is so not build for handling these WHEEZE

Fit is definitely barely to not at all feeling them, since Phils claws aren‘t purposely digging against his skin either. There‘s not the highest pressure so his tough skin or the numb sections aren‘t too affected by it either way :D ( even if it would hurt, he‘d probably just brush it off anyway because he is not about to try and get Phil to let go anyway AJAJA )

Etoiles and his silly little need to feel pain in order to feel alive <33 JJAB he‘s definitely also besides that gotten a decently high pain tolerance so it‘s def nothing much for him as well. I‘d imagine that Etoiles would usually be his dramatic self about it if Phil was in the right mindset, however with the current he only playfully mumbles underneath his breath as to not disrupt his little crow friends happy clinging.

#what if Phil does the biscuits motion that cats do / j #I am turning Phil into a catboy I‘m so sorry ( THIS IS A JOKE AJAJA )#can you tell I‘m a bit tired WHEEZE #also the silly but cute thought of if Phil were to cling to Forever #i can for some reason imagine Forever straight up carrying Phil around and having him cradled in one arm while doing his own things #Idk why????? but my brain said yes so I‘m sneaking this in here #code philza <3 #💿 anon #winged.rambles

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paradife-loft · 11 months

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Knight Artorias continues to be one of my absolute favorite boss fights

"victim of the Abyss" is the sexiest description one can read on a soul in this entire game by far

decided midway through fighting him that I wanted to go for a no-healing kill, mostly to prolong the experience and see if I could, and: success!! I can and did!

#dork souls tag #James liveblogs video games #yes this is what I've been doing lately instead of socmed #like listen. normal Artorias? sure; he's fine I guess. not really that interesting personally #but on the other hand: corrupted/screaming/broken arm/dripping Abyss sludge and trying to impale me!Artorias? yes. yes please.#I am but a simple human; I merely like to see a knight of the gods struggle and suffer and be metaphysically consumed by darkness :)#......ANyways.#I remember also liking the Kalameet fight mechanically quite a bit too #but the problem with him is. he reminds me of a cat. and also he's really done nothing wrong in-game; he's just chilling #and he's like the last real dragon #it simply seems sad/rude/unprovoked to go injuring his wing and then murdering him like that :(#there's something that's... really striking and stuck in my brain about the fact that one of if not the best way to learn about the world #about the PEOPLE in the world #is mechanically via murdering them #the inherent fact of curiosity and violence being linked together in playing #you want to understand this person better? the way to do it is to extinguish their life and take their signifiers into you #.... why do I feel like this game is going to join Star Wars and Tolkien as one of my cyclical dormant Obsessions #that I lose my shit over anew every several years even if it's been a while in between #I mean. people will simply have to deal.

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fbwzoo · 11 months

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Double pets

#animal pics #my pets #cats #dogs #springy pup #phoebe kitty #and yes spring has his head bent all back along my arm #he's weird #and has a giraffe neck

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sctir · 1 year

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hold on do you actually know the translator? I thought this whole time you were just a rabid enjoyer doing a bit

#sorry i thought of 'im dbgdbws right hand arm man. im dbgdbw silly rabbit' 'their what' 'silly rabbit' 'is that what they call you' 'no'#and almost died laughing #in short hi yes if you look at dbgdbw 's desktop theme. aside from matching mine im also listed as their proofreader <3 #actually our mobi themes also match anon Are you new here?? welcome to my twisted mind. or whatever #ive been proofreading for them for almost a full year now :3 by which i mean they picked me up off the streets like a feral cat #ever so graciously and has been feeding me very well ever since #soo yeah i am a rabid enjoyer im not however doing a bit. my tler ^^<333 #wei answers

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lesbiradshaw · 1 year

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bucky........ in my head he's a girl dad (also big brother to a bunch of sisters) and alpine is a boy 💕💕💕💕

YOU GET ME !!!!!! alpine was originally written/intended to be a boy and i’ve just always kinda thought of things that way + mcu bucky is different enough from comics bucky already for boy alpine to make sense to me no matter what the comics say #idk. & i think i’ve seen maybe two fics where bucky has a little brother instead of just sisters cuz everyone just seems to collectively agree bucky is such an Oldest Brother in a family of girls. hes already used to braiding hair and walking his sisters places even tho they complain about him making them hold his hand when they cross the street. HE IS SUCH A GIRL DAD GUYS!!!!!!

#also we need to eradicate the narrative that alpine hates steve cuz first of all we have all seen the panels with steve holding cats #he cradles them in his arms like actual infant #but second of all i always picture bucky as older than his youngest siblings by like a Lot #probably bcuz im like 6 yrs younger than my oldest sister but #idk hes the oldest of four so assuming theyre all 2-3 yrs apart …#always picture it to be like becca as 16 when bucky is 18 #and there being a bit more time between them and the youngest two #becca and bucky being close as the oldest brother and oldest sister is So special to me #yes i have very specific hcs for the barnes family.. what else is new

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mrs-kelly · 1 year

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AHDJFL I was complaining about having to go to bed soon and my husband was like “hey don’t worry about it; if you eat the cat food fast enough you’ll be asleep before you know it” 😂

#THATS A CHARLIE REFERENCE BTW SHDJFL #he said it bc I’m wearing Charlie’s shirt and I have his tattoo drawn on my arm ahdjfl #yes… Charlie eats cat food to fall asleep…. ahdkfl #you may ask. Ren. why would cat food make you sleep #well you see. Charlie drinks a beer. huffs some glue. and eats cat food to get some sleep #bc his building is surrounded by hundreds of meowing and howling cats who tap incessantly on the windows #AHDJFKGLGLHHKLH #I’m well aware of how that’s probably one of the crazier things I’ve shared about him #yes he’s still my baby. but like I’ve said before I’m working hard to get him out of that apartment so he doesn’t have to-#do shit like that ahdjfkgl #ren speaks #renlie

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dutybcrne · 6 months

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I like to think every chance she gets, Sigewinne holds Wriothesley’s hand. Both bc of touch starvation, but also out of fondness. She’s so proud of who he’s become since he’d first set foot in a then much crueler Meropide and of all the changes he’s made; he is her very best friend, damn near family.

The handholding gets a lot more frequent after the incident with the Primordial water, as a reassurance to herself that he is alright.

#hc; sigewinne #//If handholding is not feasible; like when he’s working; she will burrow into his side #//Like a cat #//Won’t do it so blatantly if at all in front of other people though—they both have reputations to upkeep after all #//Maybe during a patrol after hours; maybe during convos in his office or her infirmary #//Esp if she’s fixing up the straps on his arms and yelling for making them too tight or leaving them on too long ndbdn #//Bruh the fact that [leaks] he is unsure if he’s even Fontanian or not & joking abt finding out the Hard Way STRESS HER TF OUT [end]#//She likes his dark humor but that one is a little too much for her #//Losing her favorite human and best friend would absolutely DEVASTATE her #//Did once tell him if he DID puddle bc of the Water; she would put him in a jar and keep him like a pet bug #//Bc she was snippy about the joke he’d cracked; only to get MORE snippy bc wHY ARE YOU LAUGHING. I AM SERIOUS; WHY IS THAT FUNNY-#//Y’know that bit where Mushu was all ‘My little baby; off to destroy people’? ye that was her abt him when he took over as head of Meropid #//Or whenever he went into the ring to earn credit coupons; bc he most certainly did #//Her favoritism definitely got her a talking to; but did it stop her? No #//Heck I went off topic. Ah well; that’s a good sign my brain is slowly going back to normal ig

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peterpandiedtoday · 2 years

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man did i have a stressful day yesterday with washing machines and the dryer acting up, having soo much to do, it raining like heck alllll day, having to go and print plane tickets, it being an early cats show and wanting boba before leaving and somehow. through sheer luck and despite technically leaving way too late i arrived at the boba shop half an hour before the show and could comfortably have a drink. miracles do happen

#personal Davy #okay cats cats cats and i have to start with this bc i absolutely can't stop thinking about it it's just soo funny and fit the situation #so. munk's tail got ripped off. during the macavity fight. from the mac back jump. and not in a the tail came loose way. no. Ripped #when he was on the floor there was just a little stub left and the tail was on the floor. mungo found it and poked at it curiously then took #it and started laughing. while munk was curled up. tailless. not even sure he noticed but ah. he lost his tail in the fight!!!!!!!!!!#several ppl whispered to him during the dark bit and he got up and got a new one at the next best opportunity but he Also seems to have #found it hilarious b/c he kept talking and motioning to his tail it was. hilarious. fitting. cute af. i owe u my lfye mr snova sir please #also bc. he was so affectionate with tugger. with everyone but like during his song he wasn't annoyed at all like literally all other munks #i've seen he just i would even say fondly watched and danced with him when he was close and was just vibing? mr snova.. mr... mr snovaaaa...#but from the get go they were so soft with each other. during the pyramid tugger caressed munk's head when he hissed hi and held his hand #back when tugger covered his during old deut and randomly reached back for him when he stood behind him during the ball and uhm.#while tugger and bomba fcked he stood next to them and watched. smiling. and whenthey were done he lovingly pushed tugger's hair from his #sweaty forehead while tugger was still half lying on the tire Spent. i was.... speechless even in my brain #and during the mating dance tugger put his leg over deme and munk put his arm around both of them holding tugger by the waist just hhhhhhhh #and while it isn't unusual for tugger to put his and on munk's inner thigh during skimble it Is unusual for munk to do it back which he Did #yes other character tidbits happened too but that's between me and me and it was probably the last snova munk so why not focus on him here #i do have an undefeatable munk preferences for munk by himself but snova as both munk and tugger loves saying Ur Valid which is nice

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toxicrevolver · 1 year

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오늘 XEED는 그리니 (GREENY) 🌱

만날 준비완료!✨

곧 만나요!☺️

Translation- (at least according to google)

Today XEED is GREENY 🌱

Ready to meet! ✨

See you soon! ☺️

#xeed #xeednetwork #doha xeed #park doha #bao xeed #bae seongyeob #roni xeed #jeong hoyong #jaemin xeed #shin jaemin #xeed on Twitter #I have to question Bao’s shirt. like I love it. but dude what.#also. if fans pick the groups emoji representative my vote is as follows.#Doha- dog or rabbit (he’s hella hyperactive)#Roni- panda (greeny name announcement video is my only argument.)#Bao- dumpling or cat (his stage name reminds me of bao buns and he has massive cat energy)#Jaemin- octopus (my only argument for this is he really needs 8 arms in order to reign in the other three members.)#yes Jaemin is the maknae but he acts like the oldest all the time and I find it hilarious.

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necromoonstar · 3 months

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I think I might have finished him! I could always add or change things later but I think for one of my first finished character designs and my first go at this franchise too he turned out amazing

I'm really excited to draw him and do base-fills of him and just play around with this guy

I love him

The poll for helping me with the name is still going until the end of the day so no name for him yet but I'm excited.

Base used once again is https://ko-fi.com/s/0f3ccc9dec

#bagged a post #my art #base used #if you're wondering yes the coloring on his face ears and arms is like siamese cat #my characters #might have to make him some friends or fellows to interact with in general #character box

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bagofshinyrocks · 4 months

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Government name vs Military callsign

Prompt: What scares them worse? Addressing them by their full government name, or addressing them by their military callsign?

Featuring: Task Force 141 (CoD: MW2) - John Price, Simon "Ghost" Riley, Kyle "Gaz" Garrick, Johnny "Soap" MacTavish (separately) x GN!Reader

Word Count: 0.9k

Warnings: none

John Price

Government name.

Calling him Captain or Skipper just ends with him sauntering to where ever you are and ask (in an obnoxiously self-satisfied voice) what you wanted. Like a cat pretending it can’t hear the urgency in your tone when you say to get off the counter.

“If you want me to ‘shake a leg’, call my name, luvie.”

Now if you holler “Jonathan Price”, he’ll drop something. Either the newspaper in his hands, or his heart into his stomach. He sure as hell moves his ass with a purpose, and he’s peering into the room with an apology on his lips.

“Yes, luv? What’s wrong, poppet?”

“Lift the other end of the couch, would you?”

He does, and you shimmy it further back in the room. “Anything else I can do, love o’ my life?” He’s hovering, and gently coaxing you into his arms. Gauging how mad you were at him. You curled into him and kissed his chin. Then stepped away with a pat to his chest.

“No, sweetheart, just wanted you to shake a leg is all.”

When he remembers your previous conversation, he groans and tells you to fuck off.

Simon Riley

Military callsign.

When you two are alone, and he’s already given you permission to call him Simon, don’t call him Ghost. When you say that word, he assumes one of his mates are at the door or on the phone, and goes from Simon to Ghost. Stalks into the room with narrowed eyes, only to find you in the kitchen. By yourself.

“Ghost, you want a sandwich too? Turkey and cheese.”

“Fuck you callin’ me that for?”

Once he sees you’re alone, he swoops in and wraps around you like a hoodie. A firm kiss to your ear, then your cheek, then spun you around. Back pressed to the counter top. Settles his face right close to yours.

“We playin’ games now?” You didn’t want to upset him, so you pressed a kiss to his nose. His grumpy look faded a bit.

“Sorry, baby.” Arms wrapped carefully around his shoulders. And your fingers scratch his scalp. Another kiss to his nose. “I’m sorry for playing games with you. Simon Riley.”

Hearing his name on your lips finally cracked, and he gave you a smile. A little scar on the upper lip. You gave it a kiss, and then pressed a kiss to his lips.

A quick surge forward, and you only just had time to shove aside the things behind you before you found yourself on the countertop.

Kyle Garrick

Government name.

He doesn’t mind being called Gaz, and you’ll use Kyle and Gaz interchangeably. Doesn’t even mind if you use “Kyle” or “honey” in front of his squadmates. Though “Kylie” he does have some displeasure with.

“I’ll have you know, Soap is still calling me Kylie, you asshole.”

Call him ‘Garrick’, and he knows that you are pretending to be mad at him. He slinks over and rubs his face against your cheek. He’s too cute for you to stay mad.

If you shout “Kyle Garrick”, he comes running. He could have sworn that he put his clothes in the hamper. And did the dishes. And taken out the recycling. Damn, what was it that he forgot?

“Kyle Ga-”

“Yes, dear!” Shit, he didn’t mean to ‘yes, dear’ you. “Yes, my dear, I’m right here.”

You pause your laundry folding and summon him with a crook of your finger. Once he’s close enough, you tap your lip with the same finger. “I need a kiss.”

He blinked once. Then twice. “God damn you.” He squishes your face in his hands and gave you a quick, firm kiss. “Don’t stress me out like that. Thought you were mad.”

“Give me another kiss, or I will be.”

He rapid fire kissed your mouth, chin, and cheeks, then gave you a smack on the ass before returning to the living room.

“In my own fucking home,” he muttered.

John MacTavish

Military callsign.

He’s got some thick skin. And he’s had his name shouted angrily many a time. He would all but skip into the room with a big smile on his face. The only people who shouted that name (and wore out the scare-factor on it) were his family members. Shouting “John MacTavish” meant you loved him. You were also mad at him, but you loved him. That was more important. Even with your scowl and the gross pile of garbage he kept forgetting to take out. You loved him.

Now shouting his callsign reminded him of his superior officers.

“SOAP!”

Shit shit shit. He put down his beer and ran from the garage to the backyard. Leg brace over his sweats, low cut muscle shirt that you also wolf-whistle at when he wears. You were only weeding the garden boxes.

“JOHNNY!”

“I’m here, bonnie,” he hollered, rounding the corner. You were sitting in the dirt, a tidy pile of weeds and dead plant bits next to you.

“C’mere, c’mere.”

He leaned down next to you, hand on your shoulder and good knee on the ground. “Wassit?”

You pointed to the leaf in your hand. “A caterpillar, Johnny. An itsy-bitsy caterpillar.”

He sighed heavily and kissed your shoulder. “Bonnie, I thought something was wrong.”

“Hm?” You spared him a glance. “What are you talking about, bubba?”

“You called me Soap.”

“Did I? Didn’t mean to spook you, loverboy.” You gave him an apologetic kiss on the lips. “Just wanted you to see the caterpillar before he wiggled off.”

Posted: 2023 Dec 10

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