the fruity four as things my friends have said
eddie: is a back or neck more attractive i need to know everyone’s opinions
GUYS
THIS IS IMPORTANT CMON
robin: neck.
eddie: wtf neck???
back is superior
steve: mate a back is a back y’know?
actually idk
nancy: neither are particularly attractive
steve: i feel like necks if they’re a bit “odd” it’s more insignificant than backs
cause when a backing is backing...
damn
robin: backing 😭
eddie: no i get exactly what you mean
nancy: what the fuck
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steve: orgasms or music
eddie: music
steve: priorities
eddie: good music is an orgasm
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robin: i just choked
nancy: oh-
are you...
okay??
robin: i am now
but like i wasn’t
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robin: i don’t understand how there has been 360000+ births today
like that doesn’t compute in my brain
how do 360000+ people have the same birthday ugh i hate that
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robin: u had a fucking dream about me getting mauled by an alligator-
and stood by with no emotion-
eddie: it was a dream?? i can’t control it 🤨🤨🤨
robin: yeah but it feels personal that u and steve lived but i got chomped
also steve wtf??
why didn’t u jump in and save me?!
steve: eddies dream!!! he’s the mean one
nancy: i had a dream where eddie killed us all
robin: realistic
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eddie: would smash
would show u my neck
robin: 😭😭
eddie: lol ofc robin shows up as soon as i mention necks
robin: stfu
eddie: no???
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robin: vapes are extremely unattractive
like ew
nancy: especially elf bars
if you’re going to vape at least be eco friendly
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robin: “i don’t like when everything is grey”
“is that racist to grey people?” - steve
steve: i was talking about vampires.
robin i hate you
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eddie: steve 🤤🥵🥵🥵🥵
nancy: .....
robin: what.
eddie: he’s doing the thirst trap pose rn
arm out holding himself up
🤤🤤🤤🥵🥵🥵
steve: eddie.
eddie: what daddy? 🤤🤤
SORRY ABABHABA
i am so sorry
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eddie: it’s the full moon tonight don’t wanna make daddy werewolf mad
ew
sorry that was
no
robin: BHAHAHAHAHA I HAD TO TAKE A MOMENT THERE
nancy: eddie u need to touch some proper christian grass-
steve: i am
horrified
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eddie: IM FUCIGNJRNG
GUYS
THERES A FAT SPIDER
RIGHT BY MY BED
IM NOT EVEN KIDDING
nancy: get wayne 😭
robin: photographic evidence or ur lying
*photographic evidence*
robin: EW WTF NO ITS ONE OF THE WEIRD ONES WITH UNNECESSARY LONG LEGS
eddie: I just panicked so hard
woke up steve and he got it 😍😍😍
i can’t fall asleep now wtf
I CAN FEEL IT EVERYWHERE
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robin: i hate honeymoons
eddie: same
robin: just happy couples boning 24/7
eddie: it’s just an excuse for rich people to splash out and have sex in public places
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nancy: GUYS WTF MY MUM IS ON MY FYP 😭😭😭😭
robin: WHATSBSBAH
steve: what
nancy: APPARENTLY MIKE HAS A TIKTOK???
steve: WHAT
nancy: wtf why does mike have better legs than me
eddie: HELP THIS IS SO FUNNY HIS ACCOUNT IS GOLD
robin: how many followers does he have?
nancy: 65 lmaooooo
eddie: 66 now 😍
nancy: EDDIE NO
UNFOLLOW HIM
HE’LL HATE ME FOREVER
eddie: no
~
steve: i’m just trying to eat my fruit in peace 💔
eddie: oh
what fruit might that be ;))))))
steve: oh my lord
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The Fruity Four As Quotes My Friends Have Said
steve: i think i just gave myself a concussion-
eddie: my voice cracks like a thirteen year old boy on puberty im not even kidding
robin: my imaginary friend is named harry mcflairy
nancy: thats the fourth time this minute ive heard your stupid windex bottle laugh-
eddie: *reaches into pocket and screams* HOLY SHIT I THOUGHT THERE WAS A CRAB IN THERE-
nancy: why do you bite people all the time??
robin: idk its just in my DNA
eddie: pizza hut stuffed crust cures my crippling depression
literally any/all of them: i wont apologize im too sexy for that
steve: okay so youre gay, i know this girl, shes really pretty and single and lives in the area-
robin: HIT ME UP HIT ME UP HIT ME UP HIT ME UP HIT ME UP
(not relevant but i was the girl my friend was talking about-)
steve: do you know that guy?
eddie: *waves really enthusiastically*
nancy: uh yeah thats the guy who threw a chair at me in third grade-
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Actually Izzy did not "want this," and it's weird that people keep saying that he did!
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all hate to tiktok for taking 'having a space to more openly and actively talk about different cultures' to mean 'cultures are NOT to be shared and we must be vigilantly defensive of our cultures for fear of appropriation, a word that can be applied to any multicultural interaction'. like of course cultural appropriation is a very real problem but ive seen with the access to global multicultural conversation that tiktok provides it's made people TERRIFIED to even interact with cultures other than their own for fear of 'doing it wrong'. like at some point you have to acknowledge that in the real world of the great outdoors, the majority of people are eager to SHARE their cultures. yes there are ignorant questions and biases but also... how do you think those things get unlearnt? i dont understand how deciding that multiculturalism is an elephant in the room instead of a normal thing that should just be talked about and lived with is supposed to benefit anyone? and kids on tiktok are CONVINCED that it's a time bomb of a conversation to have and therefore must be avoided at all costs but like. people generally LOVE their home and their culture and are PROUD of it and want to share it. how have we made it so that showing genuine interest and a desire to understand something so integral to a person's identity is now feared and borderline demonised?
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I would just like to aggressively kindly remind fans that harassing other fans, cosplayers, or actors in ANY WAY is totally uncool.
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legitimately so fucking tired of ppl saying this site is dying and then bringing bullshit algorithm talk here and not reblogging posts like do you know why its dying? cause you treat it like other social media, which it is NOT, and not like tumblr
stuff lives here only if you reblog it and share it to your followers. this site is dying in some peoples eyes cause people dont reblog things anymore. likes dont do anything to help anyone, they dont inflate a posts visibility or popularity, all a like does in a post is give a pat to the back of a poster and put that post in your back pocket (aka likes pages that nobody else will ever look at)
reblog things. why is that so fucking hard
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Realizing that I went and wrote a bunch of intentionally aro relationships and my partner was like, "Idk, it seemed like normal relationships to me," and I was like, "I mean yeah it's not that different from ours, I guess, I was kind of going for 45° off from 'normal' romance," and they're like, "Okay, but ours is also pretty much like that," and I'm like, "Yeah, true," and now I'm like, damn hold up, are we both some kinda arospec and THIS is how we figure it out? Because I wrote a long-ass fic about intentionally queer-coded (among other things) robots? Life is weird, man.
Like I've been prone to extreme long-term crushes on a very few (mostly unattainable) people over the years, but I wouldn't have known what to do with them even if they worked out, and cough my ex was not even one of them. I just kind of assumed I was failing to feel a thing I was totally supposed to feel, there, and quite a lot of that relationship emotionally was me going, "Okay, I care like This, but I think I'm supposed to care like That? I'm pretty sure he cares That way. I'm not sure I do, but I mean, there's really only one way*, so maybe I'm just misreading this and actually I do care like That, I'm just bad at it."
*This was me being very incorrect, it turns out. There's all kinds of ways to love someone. It's a very inadequate and nonspecific word.
When I confessed my feelings (which I'd been sitting on for a year) to my partner, their reaction wasn't to be particularly romantic about it. In fact they told me they'd help me move to California if I wanted to. And after I got over my initial confusion of being kissed on the forehead (which is also not super romantic as a gesture and I couldn't decide how to even read that so I kinda skipped over even trying for a while), I was thinking, Awesome, that is a yes. They have promised to assist me with difficult stuff, and said nothing at all about emotions, because that's not a big deal anyway. The important thing is that I can rely on them and vice versa. Cool. We are basically together forever now. Which ended up being true. I just never moved out and now it's like 13 years later, go figure. But that's not what I think actually passes for reciprocating feelings for most people? Worked great for me though.
Anyway I feel like I have accidentally learned something about myself, lol. I guess romance is okay I guess, like it's not repulsive, but seriously, it's WAY more satisfying to me to guess someone else's Quiplash answer because you know they know you would think it's fucking funny, and you do, and because you think it's funny and you're well aware they know your type of humor and you know theirs and that you wouldn't expect them to use "cum" as an answer because that's not usually how they roll, so of course that is the only answer they can possibly give, which is instantly evident to both of you with no conversation whatsoever on the topic. When you got just one brain cell and it's quantum entangled with their just one brain cell so you have a lot of null discussions where nobody has to say anything but it's fully understood anyway, that's The Dream, if you ask me. And like I don't really think that's romantic by the usual definition. You can have that with friends and family, too. But that is what it turns out I prioritize in relationships, which I'm starting to feel like isn't what the majority of people are here for?
TFW it's hard to tell because I've been assuming I'm totally alloromantic so everything I experience must be typical totally alloromantic stuff too, but I'm starting to think it isn't maybe? But how do I even tell, this is like being colorblind, lmao.
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Texting habits per judging function
No one asked, but here are some observations I've made in my personal life.
*Note that this probably differs by age, gender, and culture (for instance, I have been told by several Americans that I use an insane amount of emojis, whereas it's not considered weird at all here in Germany).
FJ:
Generally very good at texting, will respond to absolutely every point you make. If you send them a long voice message, they can be found taking notes while listening so that they will not forget to answer any point you made.
Have a very hard time leaving someone on read and if they do, either something happened and they forgot, or they simply don't like you very much. If they open the message, they answer. If they don't have time to answer you right now, they simply will not open the message yet.
If the text conversation is done (i.e. you wrote something like "bye, see you tomorrow!" that does not require another response), they will still at the very least send you an emoji back for no reason other than letting you know that "Yes! I read your message! I'm not ignoring you! I love you!" (Literally every FJ I have ever known does this. Every single one, including myself.)
They will adapt to your style of texting. If you are the kind of person that likes to send a bunch of heart emojis to friends and the FJ friend is not, they will still pepper in a heart here and there. If you generally don't use emojis, they will use them only occasionally. If you reply in wallpaper long messages, so will they. If you break up your messages into several texts one after the other, so will they.
FPs:
Also generally quite good at texting and can actually appear a lot warmer in writing than in person (there have been several instances where I received really lovely messages from FPs who I used to think hated my guts whenever we met in person).
Prepare for emojis. Seriously.
You can have infinitely long text conversations with them. If you are willing to commit, the conversation between the two of you will never end. With NFPs, the conversations usually end up spiralling into nonsense scenarios, while SFPs keep telling you about their day and keep answering you about your day every day.
TPs:
(my texting experience with TPs is unfortunately very limited, so feel free to fill in my blanks)
Fe is very noticeable in the extroverts, i.e. they tend to go the FJ route described above, but in a more nonchalant and more relaxed way. Like with FJs, the focus of the conversation is on you and their dynamic with you.
The introverts (i.e. my dad, i.e. my only point of reference) are bad at texting and prefer to call, so almost all text conversations go something like this:
TP: "Hi, I tried to call you, but you didn't pick up. I hope everything is alright with you?" You: "Yes, sorry. Everything's good here, how about you, everything okay?" --- end of conversation ---
TJs:
Generally bad at texting. Also don't really like it and see no point in it, so they usually prefer calling or talking in person.
Will appear colder in writing than in person, especially the STJs. Their answers will be straight to the point. No beating around the bush and no needless extension of a conversation in form of jokes/questions/anecdotes for a bonding experience. If they want to tell you something, they will tell you in person.
Have absolutely zero problem leaving people on read and usually don't mean anything by it.
STJs rarely use emojis, NTJs do but not excessively
If their answer requires them to type anything more than two sentences, they will send you a voice message instead. (Literally every single TJ I know does this, except my INTJ brother who is a complete maniac and calls instead.)
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this always feels like a conversation between lily and bob to me (except when lily died bob was too young to have these types of conversations, but maybe like a dead lily talking to bob as an adult) like personality wise idk
especially when he says "you're a special case though" and she's like "that's cause im your momma >:D" and laughs that feels very in character for lily despite us knowing not very much about her. i rewatch this scene a lot when im trying to write lily focused fanfic especially with the stuff about stage four breast cancer
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Hello.
You and gay-jesus-probably have successfully made me question everything with your view that Tears of the Kingdom is imperialist propaganda, so that's been fun.
Anyway, I decided to share this discussion with the Zelda fans on reddit, and perhaps unsurprisingly, a lot of them disagreed. Here is what they said (I'm Alarming_Afternoon44):
So what do you think? Have I and all these other people just been duped by the game's manipulative framing? Or do they actually have a point?
And if you'd rather not answer this, or would prefer if I censored the usernames, just tell me and I'll delete this.
Hey! Thanks a lot for reaching out, and I'm glad it made you think stuff through!!
Honestly, as I mentioned in this post, I am not super interested about in-world conversations about who oppresses who, because what can be assessed from the game is super vague and more vibes-based than evidence-based. Within the text, of course that the Good Zonais are good and the Bad Ganondorf is bad! But that's my whole point! The narrative has been deliberately crafted so that the zonais and Rauru (and Hyrule) are as blameless as possible (and it's not doing a great job at it overall to be frank; we would not be having these conversations about how offputting it all feels for a non-zero number of people if it did do a great job). More importantly, I want to focus on what sort of real-life narrative it all parallels. Because people make stories, and people live in the real world.
Not going after everyone's throat here, gamedev is hard and the hydras that are AAA game production do end up doing super weird stuff, especially since the thematic ramifications are absolutely never prioritized (and it's also always the same kind of people who make the final calls and push out what can and can't be talked about also). And as fans, we tend to have trouble stepping outside the lens of lore and take a look at the bigger picture sometimes; not as an attack on any individual part of that decision-making process but to just pause, stop, and question our standards, our priorities and the kind of reality (or skewing of reality) the stories we tell each other reflect.
Again: do we want to take videogames seriously or not? If we do, then we need to accept they are a vehicle for ideology, just like any other artform. And sometimes, you push out questionable ideology, sometimes without meaning to, because you didn't unpack your own biases as you did. And it's even fine to do it, nobody is perfect, a 300+ people team spread over 6 years certainly will not be that. But that it wasn't prioritized is, in my opinion, a problem. As a narrative designer, I want games (at least the narrative side) to be held to a higher standard than this. It's literally my job to work with the industry so it can hold itself to higher standards of quality --so the whole TotK situation is quite frustrating to witness from a very pragmatic, work perspective where I already spend my days trying to convince people that things mean things. I have a vested interest here in not having the companies I work for being given a free pass by gamers to do literally whatever as long as it's fun, especially when we're talking about a billion-dollars company suing its own fans left and right for any perceived slight. Nintendo are not underdogs here. It's fine to point out they cut corners and maybe promoted messy ideologies, voluntarily or not.
So long story short: no I don't believe anyone here has a point in regards to what I think is actually important, which is why these choices were made in the first place. If you look at an imperialist text expecting the text to tell you that it's imperialist instead of recognizing a framing used for propaganda by yourself, you're never gonna find any imperialist text ever, obviously not!! I'm sorry if I sound a little gngngn here, but I don't know why audiences have, at large, this feeling that lore and story beat decisions materialize themselves already formed and without any human bias, meddling, intervention, internal politics or approximations (it seems that people can only conceptualize this part if they have actual names to attach to the story, but without clear authors it's like there are no authors and so no bias, which is... a very strange bias in itself). I can promise you that it does not work that way in practice: every narrative department on every big game is a battlefield --some nicer than others, but all of them very emotionally draining either way.
So yeah, I guess that on these grounds, I disagree with every point raised here. Sorry Reddit :/
But thank you for the ask and sorry if I didn't go more into details as to why. The big Why I Dislike Rauru Post and the Gerudo Post might have some more specific rebuttals, but I am not super interested in debating small detail stuff tbh. I feel like it's no use if the frame of reference isn't being understood in the first place.
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hi i'm alive, here you go have your daily dose of my silly md au scribbles
this is Y, and now i'm going to casually use her as an excuse to explain assembly drones because let's be honest it's about time i actually did that
Y specifically because 1. i drew her 2. she's literally the very first assembly drone character i've ever brought into this cursed land so she technically started all this so basically yeah uhhhh
uhhhhhhhh
basically these idiots are, for the most part, a bunch of "disassembly drones should die"-minded worker drone individuals that casually, you guessed it, hunt down disassembly drones and kidnap their parts which they either attach to themselves or build some new messed up weaponry shit out of later to shank disassembly drones more efficently
yes i am aware that their name is like incredibly cheesy i just can't think of another one for the love of me so "assembly drones" will have to do for now lmao
silly taser tails are basically the faction's signature trait sorta thing. they diy those out of dd parts like usual
the whole faction has a bg actually but i won't give you that today because this is about Y and not the whole assembly drone community today and uhh because i'm still developing said bg lol
anyway enjoy this image of what i am only willing to describe as "the average cluster gem maker but murder drones" as i descend back into my casket for until i draw something else to casually showcase to yall
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It's kinda laughable to me when people bring up Meg telling Jo that Dean only saw her as a little sister as like, definitive proof that's how he felt. Like demons never lie just to fuck with people
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the leftist sphere online and its insistence that nuance is critical while it completely waives it and transforms major issues into black-and-white is so….
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okay i'm so bad at trusting my feelings but if i think of someone and i get uncomfortable then that says something right...
i think i'm so used to being told that i'm overreacting because i don't really remember many specific things about certain people or can't name any bad thing they did to me.
but somehow i feel uncomfortable and i don't like the idea of me making that up. like the feeling is important information. i shouldn't just ignore that.
and it makes me so sad that my whole life i've been told to do just that.
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