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deeryaku · 1 year
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That time when Akechi asked me to fight him with lethal intent, but I forgot I had Joker's swimming trunks equipped.
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legoes · 7 months
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reminder to self shippers that i feel is kinda obvious: don’t reblog shared f/o content from someone else that’s uncomfortable. especially if you don’t follow them and only interact with them to reblog said content.
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rruhsussapuffahs · 25 days
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When they squeeze your sides and call you cute and ticklish /)///(\
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biharanbitch · 1 month
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When that emotionally closed off guy friend who never compliments you , hears you ranting "mai janti hu mai Bala ki khubsoorat nhi hu" and he instantly replies "khubsoorat to tum ho ye jhoot nhi h" aaaaahhhhh wtfff I meannnn 😩😩
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whumpanini · 8 months
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Today's whump post is brought to you by: me, delirious from fever a few years ago.
Whumpee stubbornly does not recognize that something is wrong until their fever is so bad that they just know they need a doctor.
They call Caretaker who is busy and can't look after them until a later date or after work, etc. So they suggest that Whumpee take themselves to a walk-in clinic for quick treatment.
Delirious from fever, Whumpee hears "walk-in" and decides to walk the few blocks to the hospital, thinking that it's not a big deal since it's pretty close. The summer heat makes them dizzy and by the time they stumble into the hospital, they are flushed and sweating profusely.
The doctor sees this and their vitals show an incredibly high fever and high heart rate, along with pretty intense dehydration. They get put on fluids and Caretaker arrives to see them hooked up to an IV and unconscious in the hospital bed, making them realize how bad their sickness really was. Guilt overcomes them as they realize they brushed off Whumpee when they needed help, forcing them to take care of themselves or likely die.
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hallowissmol · 4 months
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me when i throw up right in front of the pizza place i just ate at
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astral-space-dragon · 23 days
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You know, if you are going to have a DNI in your bio/pinned post, you don't get bitch and throw a hissy fit when people that fall into your DNI list block you.
And don't send your fucking flying monkeys friends to ask said person to unblock you or use those friends to pester people.
God forbid the damn boundary (and I use that word loosely for something as pointless as a DNI) you set gets respected. What's the saying? Rules for thee but not for me?
If you somehow find out that you are blocked by someone (especially if they fall under your stupid DNI) cope and move the fuck on
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11x13kyle · 10 months
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the first pride month after kyle comes out as gay sheila attempts to bake him some rainbow challah but it comes out murky swampy green and kyle has to smile and go “thanks ma it’s perfect i love it :)” bc she did TRY!
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lifblogs · 1 year
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Forgot to mention in that one needle whump post that what if they have to put an IV in at night? Gotta blindfold the whumpee (just cover their eyes with a pillowcase or towel or whatever) so the light doesn't bother them and they might not have to wake up all the way!
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does EVERY family have an ultra religious grandma who preaches 'gods word' 24/7 who makes you sleep on an air mattress with PAPER THIN blankets when you sleep over at her house and every minute you spend with her for those 3 days makes you feel like you're slowly going insane, or is that just happening to me because I did something that god hated? /hj
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morguenecrosis · 1 year
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I hope ya'll get a mosquito bite on the bottom of your foot
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I swear nothing will be funnier to me than walking down a hallway, earbuds in my ear and Gimme More by Britney Spears playing on my phone as I head to Spanish class.
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toruvi · 2 years
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This might be a controversial opinion but I don't think people should be asking artists for free/discounted replacement products at conventions if they lost their stuff...like it's unfortunate but just...just pay full price....artists already undersell the crap out of their work man...
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calmenergy · 1 year
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did you listen to rwby music for 230 hours and 20 minutes or are you normal
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goldenboygate · 1 year
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imagine gifting someone a fic and they don't even read it 🫠
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dazoru · 2 years
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I remember the good old days of Tumblr when you could post untagged ship hate and get gore sent straight to your submit box
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