#yes this is joke is old

[corgiteatime]

I love seeing people call whatever is going on between Astarion and Gale as "toxic old man yaoi."

Because if you told them about it, Gale would look sad and say, "Toxic is a bit of a strong word. Everyone in this group has their own issues and-"

Meanwhile, the 200+ year old vampire shaking with rage behind him would shriek, "OLD?!?!?!"

#baldur's gate 3 #astarion #gale of waterdeep #gale dekarios #bloodweave #fyi they are not actually old; yes that is part of the joke #if you reblog or tag this seriously retorting that they aren't old i will block you #i block anyone who doesn't think i'm hilarious because they are obviously wrong

[agendratum]

kiseki: dear to me as text posts (3/?)

#kiseki: dear to me #kiseki dear to me #ai di x chen yi #ai di #chen yi #kdtm #userspicy #useralias #mt #gifs #kdtmmemes #yes 65 year old coworker is zerui #yes he's like 30 I KNOW #rest of the main cast #is like 18-21 right #so he's basically ancient for them anyway #this is A JOKE #for the blond men one tho #i don't even have an explanation #i saw the post and it was funny #for me #ALSO couldn't use the actual dagger scene #for that dagger one #because it's like 1 second long #and fades to black #a crime against me personally

[overstimulated-autism-creature]

Placebo Meme

#meme #funny memes #tumblr memes #placebo meme #funny stuff #funny jokes #relevant interactions #a little bit #hehehe #if you catch my drift #placebo #memes #dankest memes #fake news #unreality #dank humor #danq #but spelled with a q #art #ye olde internet #post #amusing #a little guy #giggles #mystery pill #oddcore #daily memes #memes daily

[ema-sahdmadhi]

"It seems you've had quite a life..." - Ema Skye, 6-5 Day 1 Investigation

#apollo justice #ace attorney memes #apollo justice trilogy #aj trilogy #aj trilogy spoilers #soj spoilers #aa4 spoilers #aa6 spoilers #aa memes #ema skye #athena cykes #trucy wright #jove justice #thalassa gramarye #zak gramarye #phoenix wright #dhurke sahdmadhi #amara sigatar khura'in #datz not included bc there was already too many characters and no way that mans straight. #I know I could easily swap him in for Zak or Amara but I needed at least two women to make the joke work I'm sorryyyy #Zak here bc 'Trucy's dad. Yes Trucy is my sister but he's not my dad. Trucy's new dad got custody from her old dad' had to be included #Turbo Divorce

[ellebells]

Thinking a lot about how Simon himself is, in essence, a walking ship of Theseus. At what point between Simon and Ice King did he become a different person? The crown changed him, sure, but it mostly just scrambled what was already there in his brain. And we know that even after becoming “himself” again, he’s been fundamentally altered by the experience. Ice King is still with him, even if the crown isn’t.

#anyways you don’t spend 1000 years in a psychosis where you lose all your memories and walk away with a Normal Functioning Identity #and of course winter king is a sort of uncanny valley between the two #but even he is arguably both Simon and Not Simon #Fiona and cake #adventure time #simon petrikov #him making this reference feels more significant than a one off joke tbh #not to mention the whole him missing a heart thing #can’t remember if he gets it back but yeah #being IK physically changed him too #Ice King #winter king #yes this will be my next fics thesis. I have too many feelings abt this sad sack old man to NOT write smth

[hvseoks]

BTS and some of their brand colabs ft. their mic colors.

#btsedit #dailybts #bangtanedit #btsgfx #kim namjoon #min yoongi #jung hoseok #kim seokjin #park jimin #kim taehyung #jeon jungkook #userdimple #raplineuser #theverakeller #my gfx #it's an old joke but a good joke lol #did i make an entire set because of a joke? yes. Did it make me laugh the ENTIRE time i was making it? also yes.

[tequiilasunriise]

Possible nicknames Lenore called Annabel in life go:

"Anniebell": Sometimes the smallest changes are the cutest, okay? Anniebell Lee sounds adorable as hell and I'll stick by it. Imagine Annabel trying to admonish Lenore for saying some wild shit at a Rich Persons Gala™️ or smth but she keeps breaking out into giggles like, "You- you can't just say that pet!" and Lenore playfully replying, "Oh whatever do you mean, Anniebell Lee?" like UGH I hate them somebody throw hammers at em already 💥💥🔨🔨🔨

“My moon”: in relation to the Annabel Lee poem (‘for the moon never beams/Without bringing me dreams/Of the wonderful Annabel Lee’) and also there’s smth so flavorful of the character with a color palette more akin to the Sun (long shiny blonde hair, warm colored eyes, seemingly more outwardly personality, etc) being called the moon like I loveee contrasting design choices‼️‼️

“Angel”: Also a reference to the poem (but like, worse because it was the angels that separated em) and can be easily pulled from Annabel’s name

“Petal”: Or some other variation of a flower based nickname because imma sad, sad bisexual who loves ✨flower motifs✨ just a bit too much

Anything in Dutch: This can be like common ones like “liefje” (darling) or the previous entries but in Dutch idk go crazy go stupid

“Locket”: An unconventional pick pulled from Annabel’s last name Whitlock + lockets containing pieces of hair from your other half being T H E romantic gesture of the century back then, so, like. Idk. Hear me out like okay I think Lenore could be the unconventional route (I mean girly already faked her death via arson and pulled a Mulan to get the girl soooo you see what I’m putting down?) and like like LIKKEEE⁉️⁉️⁉️ Imagine with me Lenore telling her girl, “You’re the locket I keep nearest to my heart” (many necklaces back then had a chain just long enough for the locket to rest above the wearer’s heart) and it evolves to Lenore calling Annabel smth like “my dearest, my locket” LIKE YOU HAVE TO IMAGINE WITH ME!!! GUYS MY VISION IS VISIONING!!! 🦅🗣️🌈🗣️🗣️🦅🦅🌈🗣️🦅🦅

@incorrect-nevermore cmere and witness my madness

#some of the emojis only show up in mobile format sigh this is my cross to bear #yes its a running joke of mine to measure things on a scale of 'in relation to how much so and so suffered compared to jesus h christ-' #for example penny poldenina died painfully TWICE like girly defo suffered more than mister holy spirit but thats neither here nor there #jesus still suffered more than me but like. damn bro. my aesthetic #my old wenclair followers if ur still around do NOT come fer me and the 'my moon' suggestion okay I knowwww #i remember my oldass yet decently popular 'my moon' wenclair posts from last year do not recite the ancient magic to me #anything in dutch one tho like cmon Lenore woulldd she would call her sweetie anniebell shit like 'my heart' and shit in Dutch ugh dorknore #tho obviously the locket one is my fave like u have to rlly and truly ENVISION THE VIBES u know? #unconventional pet names fer unconventional couples guys cmon hear me outttt #ugh man these two gayasses are so awful i hope they DOUBLE PERISH bc yeah they already died once whoooppssiesss #nevermore webtoon #white raven #lenore nevermore #lenore vandernacht #annabel lee nevermore #annabel lee whitlock

[woodsywarbler]

WIP

#BUT CONSIDER #ice wearing mav's jacket. Perchance #the sleeves are too short. Just by a little bit #woaaah its wip wmonday #is this joke old yet? yes probably #woodsydraws

[hammerhead-jpg]

Random redacted sketches (?)

An apology to sweetheart for butchering them in my drawing listeners post LAWRD

#before any of you ask yes I know that Adam's name is indeed spelled “Adam” and not “Adum” I do it as a joke #weather or not to give Adam a happy trail was a board meeting #the redacted doodles are coming btw don't worry #redacted audio #redacted asmr #redactedverse #redacted sweetheart #redacted adam #redacted sam #redacted sam collins #redacted art #redacted fanart #digital art #sketching #hmrhd arts #my dad watched as I drew all of these #hmrhd lore reveal I draw all my shit on the family computer with a 10 year old wacom tablet #how many ribs...does this mf have?? #23 I gues hahahhahhihihihijhxexexexexex

[spaciebabie]

he loves it!

thanks @kabra-malvada for the absolute BRAIN BLAST of an idea

#now back ta ur regularly scheduled Torturing That Old Man™ #fnaf #happy easter!! #five nights at freddy's #fnaf 3 #springtrap #fnaf springtrap #phantom chica #phantom freddy #b/c they're there yk #and also!! #oc: tic tak #been awhile since you've seen one of the lunatics huh!!! #he wouldnt have been as embarrassed if the ghosts didn't start laughing at him #LOVE HOW ME AND KABRA WERE LIKE: yes bunny ears on the bunny #LMAO #THIS IS THE FASTEST IVE MADE ART IN AWHILE #the ghosts are laughing #hes in a bunny costume dressed in a bunny costume and the ghosts are laughing #what a sick fucking joke i LOVE #spacie scribbles

[i-am-the-avatar-of-idiocy]

hi :^) can you do for solomon and simeon separated headcanons for having a baby with mc fluffy thing

hi everyone! Thank you for being patient with me and I’m feeling much better atm :). I apologise if I’m a bit rusty IMPORTANT: my tumblrs being a bit glitchy which is why everything is a bit off. I’ll try to fix it tomorrow

warning: babies (obviously), Reader is AFAB, mentions of pregnancy

Simeon

Simeon would be such a caring partner for you all the time

and yet somehow he seems to get even better when you’re pregnant genuinely he’s so doting and soppy over you.

He is prepared for anything and everything occasionally he’s had rather dark thoughts about how things might turn out, but he’s quick to push them away when he sees you smiling and caressing your bump

he has no clue how he managed to end up with you

after baby is born, he will be the dad who is doting nonstop over his little one. It’s adorable however they will get away with anything with him around, so you’ll have to be the stern parent usually he will help in any way possible and you’re so loved by your Angel

He loves to see you holding baby, smiling to himself at the little thing giggling and grabbing your nose as you coo gently at it.

he’s never been so in love and he would die for you both Solomon

Solomon is a man of pure chaos, enough said

he will be out here trying to cook for you and you know damn well that’s a hazard for baby

you have to tell him you are going on a diet plan to save you and the child. He’s upset but he gets it

he’ll use magic to help you out though, pain and babyproofing etc.

he is trying his hardest, but is he doing a very good job? Not really. Sometimes

when the baby arrives he gets slightly more mature about it.

he genuinely tries to be a good dad usually

however he is a bit of a bad influence on baby

he’s cooing over baby and cuddling them, hoping you don’t notice that they’re used magic to draw all up the walls. How do they know how to do that? Solomon has no clue *wink wink*

all in all, a chaotic but loving household. There’s never a dull day

#obey me x reader #omswd #obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me solomon #obey me solomon x reader #solomon x reader #omswd solomon #obey me simeon x reader #simeon x reader #simeon obey me #obey me simeon #Are the jokes about Solomon being unable to cook getting slightly old? Yes. Do I care? No

[skitskatdacat63]

I feel unwell

#thank you to suzuki-ecstar for mentioning this to me!!!!!! 🥺 #AGHHHHHHH im just dying over all the cute moments this event has caused #seb shows up on the grid and there is suddenly peace and love in the world #nando showing off the insect house is so 🥺🥺🥺🥺 #and then seb coming over and complimenting it STOP IT #'new home' ah yes for bee fernando and bee seb to live in <3 🤭 #okay but god damn it the bee movie has tarnished this for me #i cant even joke like 'au where they're both bees!' CAUSE THEN ITS LITERALLY JUST THE BEE MOVIE SO THANKS FOR THAT #anyways old man romance is alive and well and i am so pleased #also we got fed strollonso today but i have zero mental capacity for it! apologies!!! #f1 #formula 1 #sebastian vettel #fernando alonso #vettonso #2023 japanese gp

[why-the-heck-not]

The yearly phenomenon where u get the first rays of sunshine and ppl (me included) act like it’s summer even tho it’s still just +1 degrees out; all I can think abt is making an icey coffee treat and I saw a person casually walking outside in shorts

#also im corny so my favorite ’’joke’’ is that ’hmm what a weird light phenomenom we’ve got outside have u seen this shit??’ #it’s not even slightly funny bc overused to death #I think I’m going to make an iced americano and go for a walk and listen to hozier bc oh duuude that’s the best #and wear the leather jacket !! and sunglasses!!! (im abt to feel the coolest I’ve felt in months; winter clothes make me feel like #i’m abt 12-years-old for some reason) #I should study yes but walk first now that there’s sun that will never not help with things #march 2024 #2024

[cryptiduni]

“white mourning.”

#‘‘A white mourning. A modern death. Divorce or something similar. All you can do is put more distance between you & him. make him smaller.’’ #jean is a very easy character to hate if you know nothing about him. & you know what they say. easy target doesn’t make for a good practice #judit literally compares harry to intellectually disabled man yet you don’t see ppl hating her because she is outwardly nice. #she’s polite yes but she doesn’t care as much as jean cares for harry #he is not perfect. he is mean. but loyal. if he truly didn't care he wouldn't hab come back to martinaise & coulda just reported harry’s as #he put up with du bois’ bullshit for years and built a toxic (totally straight) relationship with him yet always comes back. #he says he will leave you in the village to die but please understand harry isn't exactly a great person. especially pre-bender hdb. #planned a make up joke & put on a wig for hdb even tho he wasn’t the who started the whole fiasco #you can hate him all you want for leaving harry before & during tribunal but how could he have foreseen all this bullshit would have happen #his second leaving is kinda bullshit writing but #jv is dealing with his own demons too. clinical depression. partner almost died. job is shit. case spiraling out control #i do not blame the DE staff either. sometimes shit just happens. not everything needs a grand explanation. #but it definitely coulda been handled better. but i understand. resources were sparse. #i relate to ​jv. as someone with temper issues & attention problems i have to remove myself from the scene or i'll say shit i'd regret late #my man is having the worst week of his life. leave him alone. #kim is great but have u heard of a man who thinks he's old when he is only 30 & luvs horses & his commie boyfriend that he's divorcin' soon #disco elysium #de fanart #jean vicquemare #disco elysium fanart #jean heron vicquemare #jean posting #illustration #de #artists on tumblr #my art #I WANTED TO DRAW THIS FOR MONTHSSS YOU COULDN'T IMAGINE. HE LITERALLY HAUNTED ME IN MY SLEEP!!! #i love him normal amount. very healthy. much feelings #my little maiu maiu

[amphibianroyalty]

Sir, just because I carry these guns doesn't mean I remember how to use them

#yes i'm confident everyone will get the joke based on nothing but a shoddy likeness of a very old game's protagonist why do u ask #planescape: torment #the nameless one #fanart #video games #comic #my art

[agrebel18]

man I can’t believe that the dragon prince invented old man yaoi

#IM JOKING BTW #kinda #tdp spoilers #tdp season 5 #the dragon prince #also yes they're not very old but it's the only way I can describe them #another word would be mpreg too??? #viravos #viren x aaravos #viren x harrow #???