#yes yes i have

[tarysande]

Hey! Hey, friends! Are you looking for fantasy with COMPETENT MIDDLE-AGED PROTAGONISTS who are PROBABLY BROKEN but also still TRYING REAL HARD?

(Of course you are.)

Would you also like some COOL WORLDBUILDING? What about CREEPY VILLAINS?

Romance between broken people learning how their pieces fit together? Snark and banter? Berserker paladins of a dead god? Giant bears? Badger people with a whole cool society living alongside humans? Lawyer priests? Seamless diversity and inclusion? Body and sex positivity? One of the best opening lines to a book series I’ve ever come across?

(Stephen’s god died a little after noon on the longest day of the year.)

You’re looking for @tkingfisher!

Specifically, you’re looking for her Saint of Steel series.

I’ve read the first three books in three days.

(Oh, and if you want plot-relevant demon chickens, a dog made of bones, and snarky old ladies, you want Kingfisher’s Nettle and Bone. And if you want a great spin on the Beauty and the Beast story inspired by Robin McKinley’s Rose Daughter, you want Bryony and Roses.)

#book recs #author rec #t kingfisher #bookblr #have I done any of the work that needs doing in the past two weeks? #no I have not #have I been reading good books? #yes yes I have #did you hear me? #I said competent middle aged protagonists #who are not skinny teenaged ingenues!

[foxglovecove]

Springtime for the headless horseman

He’s contemplating the apple, just really thinking about it

#headless horseman #springtime #pretty spooky #flowers for him #my art #have I created a whole backstory for him? #yes yes I have #Halloween #sleepy hollow

[ashyblondwaves]

I know we've all noticed the condom wrappers, but I've never seen this particular moment captured, so I wanted to do it.

#rwrb #red white and royal blue #firstprince #alex claremont diaz #henry fox mountchristen windsor #also is that lube on the other table? #next to alex's necklace? #have i spent too much time looking at this #yes yes i have

[sterektrashaf]

Got into Teen Wolf because I thought Stiles/Derek were together & now years later I got 3 1/2 seasons under my belt, so many fics read, hobrien has been my death, and still believe Sterek is endgame whether it’s canon or fanon.

Thank you for following me in creation of this blog, especially since it had taken so much of my main one 🥴.

I’ll try to be more active & be a source to chat.

Xx

Gabby

#sterek #messages from gabby #gabby gabs #posts from me #have I forgotten how to tag?? lmao #yes yes I have

[kmartmithril]

Sometimes I like to play a little game with myself I like to call “Put those bitches in a situation”. More specifically any modern D&D party in the Lord of the Rings. Imagine the Baulder’s Gate party, imagine the Mighty Nein, imagine YOUR party.

#have I thought about who in the bg3 party would be LEAST likely to be swayed by the ring? #yes yes I have #is the answer Laezel? yeah yes it is! #(Halsin is a strong MAYBE. everyone else unfornately be too tempted by the ring)

[laxchra]

My cleric of My.stra turned Paladin of vengeance because she fell for a certain wizard

#snow’s art #have I romanced Gale twice?? #yes yes I have #but unlike Fae she’s helping him pursue godhood

[mxmeiyun]

Slow Dancing by Aly & AJ is such an Avatrice song

It's been days and weeks and months Feels like forever since I saw you I'm forgetting how you felt now I've never had this much time on my hands Move the kitchen table out to the lawn Roll up the rug, the stereo's on All I can imagine is being in your arms I want you to know I don't need anything fancy I just need me and you slow dancing Hell's bending, keeping me captive Heaven's here, it's right where you're standing

#warrior nun #avatrice #slow dancing #aly & aj #music #have i made a whole avatrice playlist? #yes yes i have #warrior nun blogging #Youtube

[imababblekat]

I ended up watching Out of the Shadows for movie night, and now all I can think of besidesstoryideaswiththebois is now making my own TMNT oc! 

#gonna make them snake based #have i found a new hyperfixation? #yes yes i have #chitchat

[ghost-of-you]

Congratulations Youngblood for 4 years charting in the ARIA Australian Singles chart.

#5sos #mc #ch #lh #ai #stage 5sos #5sosedit #have i been planning this one since the 2017 podcast and i made one with some of its achievements? #yes yes i have #the moment i notived it was still charting i had to ksoskksoskakaok #4 years baby #charting since it came out #go youngblood #thats very sexy of her if you ask me #flashing tw #i put this ony drafts on friday and the song had dropped from week 206 to week 207 #and i was stressing thinking maybe i jinkested but then to song moved up again #5 seconds of summer #luke hemmings #michael clifford

[cassianandfenrysaremyboyos]

Look I love the night court but the acotar spring court aesthetic is just IT

#have i been zooming in on the details of salome's acotar art #and all the flowers and vines #yes yes i have #the gardens #the woods #the will o wisps #spring court just has the best fairy ™ aesthetic #acotar #spring court

[hunny-k]

This is the funniest way you could've put it

#he's such a LOSER at BEING RETIRED #amazing #keep going bud i believe in you #have fun with your movies yes sir

[spitblaze]

do *you* think with your dick?

I think with my packer

#(yes) #(i have actually gotten into the habit of calling my bottom growth a dick/tdick) #(feels validating. especially bc i dont have the money for phallo) #spitblaze says things #ftm #doin numbers

[lazylittledragon]

can't believe we're all adults being forced into the club penguin level of censorship in 2024

#ramble #if you say unalive in front of me i will personally kill you with my hands #you just can't muffle and censor and hold someone's hand through some things #some things are horrible. and they should be spoken aloud and they should upset you. because they are horrible #the second we started kidzbopifying the world was the end of taking anything seriously i think #i'm not even joking i've spoken to people older than me who won't even say the world sex #this isn't the playground you're not going to get in trouble just let us say the word!!!!!! #how am i supposed to listen to you when you won't even say the thing you're supposed to be talking about #yes this is the fault of the platforms with their censorship rules but the fact that we all just go along with it like it's not dystopian #you do know it doesn't stop with cursing right. people are already having to censor queer terms because they get flagged as inappropriate

[bumblebeebats]

"Don't just throw ripped jeans away, you can repair them using these 10 cute Visible Mending techniques!!" unfortunately my friend the first point of failure for every single pair of jeans i have owned in my life has been the Crotch and Ass. Knees: fine, cuffs: fine; but 3 years in, and all that stands between the world and my astronaut-patterned taint is 0.5µm of denim worn so thin that every squat threatens to tear it to shreds like wet toilet paper. If the Tiktok craft community could figure out a way to resurrect jeans afflicted in such a way that doesn't involve adding a whole ass buttpatch like some sort of inverse assless chaps situation then that'd be great

#and yes i have indeed experimented with trying to add invisible patches on the INSIDE of the jean but unfortunately #trying to sew anything to the non-euclidean hellscape that is the crotch area of a pair of pants #inevitably ends up 1. (hand-sewing) puckered as hell or 2. (machine sewing) w me accidentally sewing a leg hole closed 😔

[goldensunset]

advice i think we should tell children is that when adults say stuff like ‘now that i’m an adult i get really excited about stuff like coffee tables and bathrooms and rugs etc’ they don’t mean ‘and now i don’t care about blorbo and squimbus from my childhood tv shows anymore’ bc your average adult still loves all the same pop culture stuff they always did; they just have a greater appreciation for the mundane as well. growing up just means you can enjoy life twice as much now. you can get really excited about a new stuffed animal AND about a new kitchen sponge. peace and love

#peach rambles #you don’t have to get rid of blorbo and squimbus!! they would look great on top of your beautiful new nightstand you’ve been excited about #hall of fame i guess #i get. the sneaking suspicion this post has inspired at least two other posts #to the effect of ‘uhmmm i was ALWAYS excited about these things??’ #yes i did have to do my own chores as a kid prommy. i just didn’t have feelings about stuff yet ok

[transannabeth]

if you opened discord’s april fools day loot boxes how long did it take you to get all the items? it took my friend 18 boxes but me 65 and i want to see how bad my luck is

#not pjo #chitter chatter #sixty five is too many but I wanna know how much a clown I am vs everyone else #polls #discord #for anyone looking at the tags: yes that first one is wrong #you have to open 9 boxes at least #but you cannot edit polls and here we are #100 #1000 #🧍