#yfm x reader

[kennacore]

Number One Fan (A Puff x Reader Smut Fic)

Notes: Hey!! So uhhh, this is my first time ever publicly posting a fanfic of mine online😨😨 ?? so I’m kind of scared but like💀💀hopefully y’all will like it !! :]

Disclaimers: Smut (obviously), Puff is downbad as fuck, Breeding kink, AFAB reader, reader is shy, there’s a mix of degradation and praise included.

Word count: 4475

Update: I’ve created a version that include AMAB terms!! Its located here.

This was your first time ever being at a concert. Everything was so thrilling! There weren't very many people at the concert, but you didn’t mind! That just meant there was more room for you. The crowd around you was cheering, dancing and singing along to the lyrics of whatever song was currently playing at that time. Flashy colorful lights swam across the dimly lit room as music roared from the speakers. The bass that boomed from said speakers was so strong you could feel it rattle you to your core.

You weren't typically the type to go to such an upbeat event, you tended to be in more quiet, reserved areas. But you just had to go see one of your favourite bands of all time. The second you heard Your Favourite Martian was performing in your area, you knew you had to go. You’ve been a fan of them for ages now, so getting to see them play up close in person was such an honour. You loved not only their music, but the band members too! You had small crushes on each of the band members, but especially the lead singer, Puff.

You were grateful you had a spot that was so close to the stage since you could see better that way. You couldn’t help but eye Puff up the entire concert, he was even better looking in person. Sure your eyes would glance over at Axel, Deejay or Benatar occasionally. But you mainly stayed fixated on the singer in front of you. He had caught you staring a few times, but everytime you two made eye contact you would be quick to look away from him in a bashful manner. You were never good with eye contact, especially when it was with someone you had crushed on for so long.

Time passed on and it seems as though the concert has come to an end. The band members all waved to the crowd, before shuffling off backstage, except for Benatar. Before the front curtains could be drawn down, he approached the mic before speaking into it hesitantly.

“Ello everyone! Uh, Puff forgot to mention this… but we’re havin a little meet and greet tomorrow evenin. It’ll be located at the backside of the concert hall here if that’s your cup of tea. We can even sign somethin for you or—“ Benatar was cut off by Axel, the drummer of the band, who poked his head out from behind the stage. “They get the point dickhead! You're ramblin bruh. Get off the stage you virgin.” The brunette shook his head before his head disappeared behind the curtain once again. Axel’s words seemed to make the blonde sheepish, because he was quick to turn red as he waved farewell to the crowd before scurrying off stage to join his fellow band members.

So, there was a meetup? Oh man, you totally need to go! You would love to meet them all, but especially Puff. Getting to actually speak to him one on one would be a dream come true. You just hoped you wouldn’t be too nervous around him, but being so close to the singer would surely make you act up. Are you seriously willing to embarrass yourself just to say hello to him? Yes, yes you are. With your mind now being made up, you wandered back home for the evening, and made sure to get lots of rest that night. Because you couldn’t wait for what awaited you tomorrow.

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Tomorrow evening came faster than you expected. Your feet peddled you across town on your bicycle as fast as they could. You could have taken your sweet time getting there, but you just had to meet them as soon as you could! You were too eager to take things slow. You made sure to wear one of your best dresses, it was a bit showy but you may or may not have done that purposefully. You wanted to show off for the band! Your dress was a simple short black dress that hugged your curves nicely. The dress also revealed a good amount of your cleavage; it was perfect.

At last you arrived. You hopped off your bike before leaning it against the sidewall of the concert hall. Quietly you made your way around to the backside of the building, your heart was pretty much leaping out of your chest as you took those final steps. You could hardly contain your eagerness.

The closer you got, voices came into earshot. “There still ain’t a single person here Puff, we might as well give up man.“ a deep voice spoke distantly, their words were followed by a sigh. You could only assume it was Deejay, due to how deep the voice sounded. “I cant fucking believe this! No one came to our meet and greet!? This fucking sucks satans cock! Like c'mon there’s gotta be SOMEONE out there who would want to meet us!” That was the voice of Puff! You could easily recognize it in an instant.

As you approached the tour bus, their words finally hit you. No one else came to the meet and greet? That’s awful, you could see why Puff was upset. But, at least you were here now! Hopefully having at least one fan show up would make them happy.

You took one last deep breath as you approached the tour bus door, gingerly giving it a light knock. “ That better be a fan and not Tig and that little bitch again, if that little bride of Chucky is out there, I’m outta here man.” you heard the deeper voiced individual speak from the window. You had no clue who Tig or ‘That little bride of Chucky” could be, but that wasn’t your main concern right now.

At last the door swung open to reveal Puff who was standing there in all his glory. The singer was quick to look you up and down with a smirk before speaking “damn girl, you have some great fucking tits on you!” Puff exclaims. Instantly you felt a rush of heat go to your face, your lips part slightly in shock at his words. Did Puff from the hit band YFM just hit on you? Holy shit. “Puff you dumbass bitch, they’re probably a fan! Knock it off before you scare the poor fuckin thing man.” Deejay shakes his head in disbelief at Puff’s words.

You couldn’t help but look down at the floor timidly, you surely didn’t expect this. “Oh shit, are you a fan? My bad haha. You just really do have some nice boobs.” Out of the corner of your eye you could see Deejay sigh while facepalming before taking a sip of what seemed to be orange juice. You gaze up at Puff before nodding “yeah! I um, I’m a fan! My name is y/n, I've been a fan of you guys for quite some time now. I’ve always especially been a fan of you, Puff… ” you trailed off as you began to shyly fidget with your fingers and sway side to side gently on the spot, it was a nervous habit you had picked up. “Well hey! A fan of ours is always welcome into the tour bus, especially such a cute one. Come on in.” Puff smirked as he gestured for you to come on inside.

After a little while of you, Deejay and Puff sitting at the table chatting together, Deejay stood from the table. ”Yo uh, it’s been real nice meetin you, Y/N. But I gotta go get them idiots Axel and Benatar from Burger World. Them motherfuckers gonna have the place blown up if I don’t get my ass down there soon. I’ll be back later with those two dumbasses if you wanna talk to me then.” the chubby man grinned while giving you a friendly pat on the back, before he headed out the door. You returned the smile and waved farewell before turning around to face Puff.

This means you and Puff were now alone in his bus together, holy shit. Your face went red at the realization. Puff laughed aloud as he took notice “Damn girl, you always blush this bad around guys, or am I just that irresistible?” Puff flashed a cocky grin your way while raising an eyebrow. You let out a nervous chuckle before shaking your head “sorry I just, I’m a bit nervous…” you gave Puff a shy grin.

“Well hey, there’s no reason to be so nervous, it’s only me! You get to hang out with the best singer in the whole world one on one baby!!” Puff chuckled and gave you a wink. Oh there’s no way he DIDN'T know what he was doing to you at this point. The way he kept smirking, winking and calling you such flirtatious nicknames... it was driving you mad! Your blush probably got worse, your face was on fire at this point. All you could mumble was a small “gosh…” this of course only made Puff laugh again.

“Anyways, did you want me to sign anything for you? Or did you just come here to see the one and only Puff Puff in the flesh” as he spoke, you realized you forgot to bring something for him and the others to sign! “Oh no… I forgot to bring something for you guys to sign. Oh man, this is awful…” You admit as you place your head in your hands, you felt incredibly embarrassed.

“hey c'mon now girl, don’t sweat it! I’m sure I can find something around here to sign for you.” Puff gave you a thumbs up before he started to venture around the bus for something he could write on. A few minutes later, Puff came back with a scowl on his face. “It seems like that idiot Benatar wasted all our paper on his garbage diarrhea songs again! So I’m other words, I don’t have anything decent to write on.” he shook his head.

“Oh, that’s okay Puff! Just getting to meet you was enough for me” you beamed at the boy in the red hoodie. As you finished speaking however, Puff got an idea. “Wait, I have an idea. How about I just give you my signature on your arm?” Puff quirked an eyebrow upwards while questioning you. You nod in agreement at his plan as he grabbed a marker from his hoodie pocket. “Alright, just follow me baby, I’ll take you somewhere more comfortable.” Puff smirked a hella devious smirk as he took a hold of your hand before leading you towards the back of the bus.

Puff led you to an area that contained bunk beds, this must be a sleeping quarters of sorts for the band members to rest in; yeah, that made sense. The man sat down on what you assumed was his bed, before patting the empty spot beside him. Hesitantly you sat next to him. Puff then without warning pulls you in closer to him, before grasping onto your arm. The action made you gasp as your heart skipped a beat. Being so close to him was making your head dizzy. He was quick to press the marker to your skin before scribbling down his signature in a seemingly sloppy way.

“Do you want me to sign… anywhere else?” His smile seemed innocent enough, but there seemed to be a devious glint deep in his eyes. You gave the singer a confused look “what do you mean, Puff? Do you want to sign my hand too or something?” You joked, but to your surprise Puff nodded. “Yeah sure, I might as well spoil my number one fan” he says before grabbing your hand. Once he was finished this time, he gave the signature a little kiss.

You couldn’t help but hide your face after that gesture. He was being so flirty towards you! You swear your heart was going to explode. “Oh Puff, thank you a lot. You're really sweet!” You spoke through your hands, your words probably came out in a muffle but he seemed to understand regardless. “Don’t sweat it babe, it’s just a little signature. It's really nothing! Hell, I’d do way more than just a signature for my number one fan!” He chuckled.

Way more? What did he mean? Slowly, you uncover your face and question him “Hey um, Puff? Did you say… way more? What exactly do you mean by that?” You gave him a confused look as you tilted your head to the left, almost like a lost puppy would. “This is what I mean, Y/N.” Puff leaned in and closed the gap between you two, that small kiss was fast to escalate into a whole makeout session. You couldn’t help but whimper into his mouth as the two of you borderline tongue fucked each others mouths. His kisses were sloppy, desperate and passionate. You fucking loved it. The feeling of his lips on yours made your head feel fuzzy. At some point you had to part for air, the pair of you were panting as you gazed at each other.

“Sorry if that was forward, babe. I couldn’t help but think you wanted it! I saw the way you practically eye fucked me while I was on stage at the concert the other day, the way your eyes trailed all over my body… you must really want me, don’t you girl?” as Puff teased, that cocky grin made an appearance on his face once again. All you could do was softly sigh with a nod as you look down at your hands “yeah um I uh, I really uhm… I think you're just… y—“ you got cut off with a small kiss from Puff. He leaned in close to your ear before whispering “save your voice for later sugartits, trust me you’ll need it for how much you’ll be screaming my name.”

His words left you stunned and even more flustered than before if that was even possible. A rush of arousal shot straight between your legs. You could already feel just how soaked you were. Was this really happening? It felt like a dream. Well, if it was a dream, you might as well go along with it. You leaned in close to puff before giving him a gentle kiss on his cheek.

You hesitated to speak, but eventually you managed to croak out some words. “Puff, are you um… are we going to? You know…” You questioned. Puff found your shyness adorable, he knew he was going to have to tease the fuck out of you this entire time. He just couldn’t resist! “Oh hell yeah babe! if you want me I’ll totally have you bouncing on this dick in seconds. I’ll do anything you want me to.”

Your breath hitched at his words, he seemed to notice because his downright evil grin only grew wider. You felt lightheaded as you spoke again “ Puff… please…” you mewl out. Although you didn’t directly say what you wanted from him, Puff seemed to understand. He grabbed your hips and shuffled your body over onto his lap. You could already feel how hard he was through his jeans. “Oh Puff… I’ve dreamed of this for so long.” You confess to him through a whisper as you desperately begin to grind yourself against him. You didn’t mean to, but your body seemed to move on its own. The friction felt incredible.

“Oh fuck, don’t stop babe.” Puff moaned out as he snaked his arms around your form, just so he could give your ass a squeeze. You let out a gasp at the contact. “Holy fuck, your so fucking soaked already! I can feel it through your panties. You must really want my cock bad, don’t you?” Puff teases as he leans up to kiss you hungrily. You got butterflies in your chest as you returned the gesture. While the two of you were making out like a bunch of horny teens, Puff laid on his back. You were now straddled on his waist, meaning he was now beneath you. Puff broke the kiss so he could look up at you.

There you were sitting on his lap, face burning red while you stared down at him with half lidded eyes. “Fuck… you’re so hot. Can you rip that damn dress off yourself already?? I need to see those fucking huge tits already. It’s driving me crazy not being able to see them!” Puff whines out, he was begging you to strip at this point. You nod as you reach your arms behind yourself to unzip your dress. You slowly slid out of said dress before tossing it to the floor carelessly.

You felt extremely self conscious being so exposed to him, yet you still reached your arms behind yourself once again, this time to unclip your bra. Once it was off, it joined the dress on the floor. You gaze away as Puff gawked at the sight of your bare tits. “Fuck baby, your tits are fucking massive!” he praised as he eagerly fondled your boobs. You gasp at the sudden contact, all his praise made your stomach flutter. Your heart was doing flips in your chest.

Puff was quick to put his mouth to work on one of your tits as he played around with the other. He swirled his warm tongue around your erect nipple before he began to suckle on it. The new sensation caused a loud moan to slip from your throat. You were heavily ashamed with how noisy you were being, so you were fast to cover your mouth up. Puff continued his assault on your nipple for a moment, even occasionally biting at it before letting it go with a ‘pop’.

“Babe, you gotta uncover that mouth of yours, I wanna hear all of those filthy noises. C’mon, please baby?” He gave you pleading eyes. You hesitantly uncover your mouth “Alright, but Puff um… fuck, could I please suck you off?” your voice quivered as you spoke. You couldn’t believe what you were saying. It was now Puff’s turn to blush, he was surprised by how bold you were being all the sudden. He was fast to nod in response though as he eagerly striped himself.

Once he was naked, you instantly began to gawk at his cock. Puff noticed where your eyes were and laughed “take a picture sweetie, it’ll last longer” he joked before yanking off your soaked panties. This caused you to yelp outloud in surprise. “Hey listen, it’s only fair that you're fully naked if I am too.“ Puff began to look you up and down now that you were fully exposed to him. A bit of drool slipped through his lips. He was looking at you as if you were his prey. “Damn, you’re fucking hot” he commented.

You couldn’t help but nervously giggle at his words while your hands trailed down his smooth chest. As your hands explored, you were admiring his body. His figure was slim, he wasn’t super buff or anything, but you didn’t mind. His entire body was a light tan color, and he had a few freckles and moles on his body here and there, but he was perfect in your eyes.

At last your hands made their way to his cock. You once again gawk and stare at it. His cock seemed above average, and had a slight upward curve to it. A bit of precum dripped from the tip of it. Experimentally, you swipe your thumb across the tip, which causes him to hiss and arch his back. “Fuck, don’t tease me like that” he whimpered. You teasingly smile down at him only to continue the action. Puff could only whine and shuffle around as you did, occasionally begging you to finally suck him off, he sure was a needy man.

You decide it’s finally time to put your mouth to work. Slowly, you lean down to place a few kisses on his throbbing cock. You accidentally left a few lipstick marks here and there before finally giving him what he wanted. You wrapped your soft lips around his tip before enveloping his dick in your mouth.

Puff gasped sharply as his hand found its way to your hair; he now had a tight hold on your locks. You were quick to get to work. Gingerly you begin to bob your head up and down on his dick, causing the boy to moan and curse out. His grip on your hair only got rougher. “Fuck, babe! Oh god… that slutty little mouth of yours is wonderful, ugh.” This only encourages you to pick up the pace. Puff is now a moaning whining mess beneath you.

You look up at Puff for the first time in a while only to notice he has his free hand gripped roughly in his own hair. You also take notice that his glasses are tilted sideways on his face, pretty much sliding off at this point. Puff’s face is burning red as he’s looking down at you with half-lidded eyes. His chest rises up and down as he breathes hard. Knowing he looked this way all because of you instantly sent more heat down south. He looked so fucking good right now.

“Fuck, I think I’m going to cum… holy shit don’t stop” Puff moans as he begins to pretty much mouth-fuck you. You gently rub his thighs to subtly encourage him, and it seems to work because it’s not long before he’s shooting his cum down your throat with a deep groan.

You swallow his load, because spitters are quitters. Plus you had to admit; it tasted good. Sure, it was salty but you loved the flavour regardless. At last you remove your mouth from his cock, some of his cum that you couldn’t manage to swallow had slipped out of your mouth and down your chin as you panted heavily. Without much thought, you return to your previous position on his lap, once again straddling his hips while looking down at him.

“Um Puff, do you want me to… to um, ride you?” you inquire. Puff nodded eagerly as he grabbed a hold of your hips “Hell yeah!” you giggle at how excited he was, but you had to admit you were just as eager as he was. You slowly shimmy yourself down onto his cock. You gasp and arch your back at the sheer feeling of it all. He felt great inside of you. You remained still for a moment as you adjusted to him, but after a few moments he needily began to plead for you to ride him already. As you begin to bounce yourself up and down on his cock, you place your hands on his chest for extra support.

Puff grasps your hips tightly as he admires you slamming yourself down on his cock. “You look so good riding my cock like this, it’s almost like you were made for this dick.” Puff comments as he gives your ass a rough smack. He did have a point, maybe you were made for his cock because the way he's stretching you out is driving you wild. You continued to move up and down, as you did you couldn’t take your eyes off of Puff. He wasn’t even making eye contact with you anymore, he was just gawking at your bouncing tits, which oddly enough flattered you.

Soon enough you started to feel your orgasm approaching, and you're sure Puff was close too with the way his moans were getting more whiny.

“Puff… I want you to cum inside of me. Please breed me, I want you to fill me up with all of your cum. Please Puff, oh please! Don’t waste a single drop, I wanna feel it all inside of me” You plead, any shyness you had was thrown out the window as you neared your climax. Puff looked stunned, but his cock twitched inside of you at your words which meant he was most likely into it. “Holy shit, are you for real? That’s so fucking hot. Don’t worry babe, I’ll be sure to cum real nice and deep in this pussy” Puff suddenly switched your positions, leaving you now laying on your back as he roughly fucked into you.

Your legs instinctively wrap around his waist. “Oh Puff, faster please!” you cry out as you grip onto the sheets beneath you. Puff obeys and fucks into you with all his might. You're sure the entire bus is probably shaking at this point due to how violently he was fucking into you. Anyone who was even remotely near the tour bus would definitely know what was happening, but you didn’t care. You almost wanted everyone to know that you got to fuck the one and only Puff.

“Fuck babe I’m gonna cum, I’m going to fill you up so good baby” Puff huffs out. Hearing those words slip from his mouth was enough to send you over the edge. You toss your head back as you let out one final moan. You cum hard around his cock. Your legs shake from the intensity of your climax, and your back is arched. Feeling you cum around him, and seeing your face as you cum is enough for Puff to finish as well, and he was true to his word. He was balls deep inside of you, emptying everything he had inside of you.

The feeling of him filling you up with his cum had you in pure bliss. Was this heaven? You sure were convinced it was. The both of you panted hard as you gaze longingly into eachothers eyes. After having a moment to recover, you spoke softly to the man above you. “Puff… thank you for this” you smile while closing your eyes, letting out a dreamy sigh. Puff shakily laughed as he pulled out of you. “Trust me honey, I should thank you. That was some of the best sex I’ve ever had! Can’t wait to brag about this to the others later” he snickers in an almost evil sounding way.

You get embarrassed at the thought of him sharing this experience with his fellow band members, but you're too tired to truly care. You can only smile sheepishly and shake your head as you pat the spot beside you. Puff didn’t hesitate to curl up right next to you before passing out. You giggle at how fast he fell asleep, but you were well on your way to joining him in dreamland.

As you cuddle into Puff’s side you can’t help but think about what the others would think if they saw you two. Red paints your cheeks at the thought, but you were too drained to get up and slip any of your clothes on. So you simply throw his blanket over you too and shrug it off before drifting off to sleep beside Puff. This truly was one of the best nights of your entire life.

#yfm #your favorite martian #yfm x reader #puff #puff yfm #puff puff humbert #puff x reader #puff yfm x reader

[tfasstuff]

something i wrote it’s like really shitty but still

#yfm x reader #benatar yfm #n.sfw #your favorite martian #yfm

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Discontinued writing blog. Don't send requests, please.

[juice-plums]

Axel Chains x reader: Stuck?!

(smutty)

Y/n was looking for her lucky rabbits foot she couldn’t go a day without it and this morning it wasn’t on her nightstand

“Where are you?” She whines finishing looking under Dee-jay’s turn tables

“Nothing yet?” Dee-jay asks she nods her head no getting up Now her day will be a total mess

“Thanks anyway Dee-jay” Y/n said walking away she looks around her head spinning from how fast her head was moving

“Hey Mama what’s wrong?”

She turns her head to see Axel Y/n quickly runs towards him

“Axel Have you’ve seen my lucky rabbits foot it-it’s white and has a little chain on it”

“Mmm? I think I have seen under the couch” He responded Y/n’s eyes lit up and quickly kneels to the couch

“OHH HERE IT IS” she yells excitedly seeing her lucky rabbits foot she squeezes her body further under the couch Axel watches in pleasure seeing her ass in the air he slowly drinks his beer enjoying the view

She grabs the rabbits foot and kissed it she was totally going to give Axel a huge kiss when she gets out from under the couch- wait a minute

Y/n tries tussle and tug out from under the couch she she can’t move oh no

“STUCK?! ARE YOU SERIOUS!!?” She yells Axel quickly comes to her aid kneeling down

“Babe calm down okay let me just” Axel grabs her thighs and tries to pull her out with all his might nothing

“Mmm” Axel is trying to think of a way to help get her out his hand resting on her bum He takes a peak at her juicy ass and softly caresses Axel wants his face buried in this ass

Y/n gasps feeling Axel’s hand grope her ass what is he trying to do? is this a way of his helping cause it’s stupid Axel had snap a quick picture

“Okay Babe I’m gonna try something” He explains She madly huffs Axel leans in and takes a long whiff of her vagina Y/n vigorously moves

Axel pulls down her shorts and panties Y/n whimpers feeling his fingers spread her pussy lips He hungrily leans in and starts devouring her pussy

“Wahh!~ ohhh~ Axel mmmmm~” She drools feeling his tongue pressed and flicking her junk tingles flown through her body it made her heart skip a beat she arches her back Axel harshly smacks her ass he intensely stares at her asshole letting his thumb massage the hole

“I don’t know what you are doing but-mmmm!~ Don’t stop~ OH!” she begs her breast popping out of her shirt Axel then moves to eat her ass and finger her tight pussy she couldn’t stop arching her back she wanted more of his sweet, limber tongue

“Axel!~ I-I oh!~ You keep doing this and I’m-ahhhh!~ going to cum” She moans Axel eating like it’s his last meal He then stops making her whine stomping her calves on the ground her orgasm going away

Axel gets up and lifts the couch off Y/n

“Y-You mean to tell me that you’ve could of just lifted this couch off me!?” She madly screams

“Yeah I could of but I wouldn’t get to eat you out” Axel undoes his jeans pulling them down She heats up looking back at his thick Penis and gawks

“It won’t fit!” She complained Axel massages his Dick to lube it up

“Come on baby my tongue could fit in your fat cunt now shut up and-ahhh” Axel pushes himself into her pussy grabbing her waist he strains Y/n covers her mouth and screams hot tears ran down her face as he gently rams into her pussy

“A-A-Axel keep going!” She cried Doggy style was the most pleasurable positions to be in for her Axel smacks her ass and with no hands starts plunges forceful

“a-a-ah! I-I-I-I L-L-L-Love s-s-s-sex!~” She yells with his every thrust her tongue out her eyes filled with nothing but lust Axel grins grabbing her neck and forcing her to look up at him the back of her head touching his chest

She couldn’t think straight not even at all only his Dick riding in and out of her pussy his balls make a loud fapping sound it filled the whole bus What would the others think if they saw Axel making a bitch out of her she wouldn’t care all she wants to do in this moment is cum her brains out

“Yeah you like that Ngh!~ slutty cock whore!! you want make to cum all- Ahah! inside you don’t you!?” He yells Her ass was bleeding and red but he harshly spanks it again

“ANSWER ME!” He hollers

“Y-Y-Yes I-I-I-I w-w-w-want a-a-all o-o-o-of y-y-your c-c-cum i-i-in-side m-m-me!!” she howls her tits bounce up and down axel laughs Y/n coming to her end

“Here it comes!”

“G-Give I-I-It to me!~” she begs Axels Slams into her pussy one last time Creampie-ing her inside he strains as his balls twitch She moans feeling his hot seed coat her inside she began to feel full

Axel pulls out he pants seeing his cum falling out of her pussy

He grabs her lucky rabbits foot and carries her to his bed to clean her up when he was finished fully clothing her with his clothes They began to make out Their tongues wrestle Whispering to each other

“I love you”

“I love you more”

“No I love you more”

#smut #your favorite martian #yfm x reader #Yfm x reader #axel chains #Axel Chains x reader #your favorite martian x reader #Yfm

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Give me requestsss

I write for

—metal family

—helluvaboss

—hazbin hotel

—yfms

What I will write

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Nfsw

Sfw

Platonic FRIENDSHIP

what I will not write

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Incest

rape

Ect

#axel chains #your favorite martian #yfm #axel yfm #metalfamily #puff puff humbert #benatar yfm #dee jay #metalfamilyglam #metalfamilyches #metalfamilydee #metalfamilyheavy #metal family x reader #yfmts #yfm x reader #helluva loona #helluva blitzo #helluva moxxie #helluva striker #helluva boss

[callmejett]

Really bad Axel x Reader x Benatar smut my friend and I made

TW: unprotected, anal, degrading, hitting, vaginal, and oral sex

#axel chains yfm #yfm x reader #axel yfm #your favorite martian benatar #fanfic #smut

[dorkindisguse]

Listen to friend zone by your favorite Martian NOW!

And imagine ur fictional crush singing it to u

Ur welcome anddddddd bassicly u can imagine anyone so ya

-Mei🖤💙

Me rn:

#ur welcome #music #eddsworld x reader #total drama x reader #mha x gender neutral reader #yfm #deejay yfm #benatar yfm #axel yfm #puff puff yfm

[humilityinc]

I'm back in my yfm phase so here we gooo!!!!

☆ puff puff humbert romantic hcs ☆

☆- respectful at times but I have the biggest hunch he listens to those "sigma male" podcasts

☆- along with benatar, he also shows u off to the group to make them jealous

☆-his love language is probably a mix of touching and gift giving

☆-major gamer its actually so crazy that man will take 10-20 hours just playing games (dw he takes like 5 mins to pay attention to you)

☆-sings for you sometimes

Hope you enjoy this if ur still in the yfm fandom😭

#x reader #puff puff yfm #yfm #ray william johnson #your favorite martian #headcannons

[kennacore]

The Popcorn Incident (a Benatar x Reader smut fic!!)

NOTES: Hey guys!! You seemed to like my Puff smut fic, so here’s a Benatar one😈😈 this is painfully self indulgent and cringe 😭😭 but enjoy anyways LMFAO.

DISCLAIMERS; Reader is AFAB, Benatar is painfully British, He’s also a virgin lol, Breeding kink, Reader is the top.

It was a painfully boring night on the YFM tour bus, which was a rare occurrence. Typically, the others would be doing something insanely chaotic, yet everyone was mellowed out for the time being. None of you were up to much in the slightest, since you had all already practiced together for the day. Meaning that there wasn't much left for the lot of you to do.

You were currently sitting on the sofa beside Axel, mindlessly strumming random chords on your electric guitar. Benatar was in the ‘kitchen’ preparing some tea for himself, while Puff and Deejay were sitting at the table, making small talk. You sure were hoping something would happen soon, because you were losing your mind to boredom.

“Ugh man, I’m so fuckin bored dawg!” Axel complains as he leans against you with an obnoxiously loud yawn. You tense up at the contact with a small blush, accidentally messing up the em chord you were attempting to play previously. “True that, I swear there ain’t nothing to do on this motherfucking bus,” Deejay agrees with a tired sigh. “Yes I must agree, this evening has been quite a bore. I suppose I shall have my tea and head off to bed th—“ Benatar was cut off by Puff, who suddenly stood from the table with a wild grin on his face. Oh great here we go again. That's the look he always gets whenever he has a bad or downright devious idea. You didn't like where this was going in the slightest.

“Guys, let’s play truth or dare!” Puff suggested. Deejay sighs and shakes his head “man what are we, highschoolers?” he mumbles. “Oh c’mon it’ll be fun, don’t be a bunch of pussies!” Puff then sits on the floor and motions for everyone else to come join him. Everyone reluctantly obeys him. “Alright let's get this show on the road! Haha!” Puff grins and slaps his knee. You were a bit nervous to say the least, but who knows; maybe it’ll be fun?

“Hey, y/n! Truth or dare?” Puff questions while pointing directly at you. You jump up, feeling a bit startled. Oh great, of course he had to pick you first. Fun was simply out of the question now. You thought for a second, now this may be the most ‘chicken’ option, but you wanted to play it safe! You knew how wild Puff could be. “Truth,” you were just hoping he wouldn’t ask anything too weird. “How big are those tits baby?” Puff wiggles his eyebrows suggestively. A blush spreads across your cheeks at the question, you should have known he would ask something weird! You now regret even agreeing to play this in the first place. You now nervously gaze down at the bus floor, thinking about what exactly to say.

Benatar could sense you were a bit uncomfortable with the question, so he spoke up for you. “Erm Puff, maybe you shouldn’t ask dear y/n stuff like tha—'' he was attempting to stick up for you, only to be shot down. “Oh c’mon it's just for fun you loser! Plus I bet you're curious too, you perv. I know damn well you’ve probably jacked off to the thought of those fat tits before!” Benatars face flushes at the accusation, his lips part in shock. The brit was speechless as he looked at the floor. Axel laughs obnoxiously while ruffling Benatar's hair. “Haha! You got a little crush or somethin you fuckin dick? I mean, I don’t blame you y/n is one super hot mama, I mean have you seen that ass!? She's so—“ Axel was cut off by Puff. He sure did seem to love cutting people off while they were talking. “Shut up, idiots! Y/n still hasn't answered!” Puff rolls his eyes. Everyone then finally settles down and looks at you expectintally, causing you to get nervous again.

After a few moments of hesitation, you timidly blurt out what your bra size was to everyone. Which earns you some suggestive comments, mainly from Puff, and even some howling from Axel? Benatar was the only one who didn’t say a word. He simply sat with a blush while shaking his head at his band mates reactions. You shrug it off with a blush of your own as you ponder on who you were going to ask. After some thinking, you end up deciding you want to fuck with Axel a little, since he’s been picking on poor Benatar all night. Plus, Benatar was sweet enough to try to stick up for you earlier. So you wanted to stick up for him now.

“Hey Axel, truth or dare?” You question, a devious smirk displayed on your face. Axel is quick to respond “dare obviously! I'm not a coward!” The man gave you a toothy grin. “I dare you to eat a raw egg and you have to swallow it too! No spitting it out.” You giggle evilly, it wasn't a super awful dare but you didnt wanna be too mean. He was still your friend after all. Axel seemed stunned for a moment, but wasn't hesitant to hop up to head over to the fridge for an egg. “Hah! Don’t worry, I’ll be sure to swallow it all, because spitters are quitters man! Wait, that sounded kind of gay. Everyone please ignore me…” Axel rambled on as he stood in front of the lot of you.

The brute then crushes the egg open with his bare hand, before slurping up the raw yolk inside. Axel was true to his word and swallowed it all with a scowl. You and the others chuckled at his goofy expression as he sat back down. “Now Benatar you fuckin wimp, truth or dare?” Axel snickers. Benatar seemed visibly nervous that he was picked. For a moment he was silent as he contemplated, but wanting to seem cool to everyone, he went with dare.

“I dare you to shove your face right between y/n’s tits for a whole minute!” Axel howls with laughter, Puff and Deejay joining in. The brit was quick to get red in the face for the second time that evening. You couldn't help but turn red as well. You surely didn’t see that coming.

Hesitantly, Benatar crawls over to sit in front of you. “Oh heavens, I'm terribly sorry about this. Is this even okay, my love?” He asks before profusely continuing to apologize, despite the fact he hadn't even done anything yet. You laugh and give a shrug. “Well hey I mean, it is only a small dare, so it's okay! It’ll be over before you know it.” You smile sweetly at him.

Benatar lets out a shaky breath before finally leaning down towards your chest. The brit then nudges his soft face between your breasts. You could feel how hot his face was against your skin, it was cute how flustered he was over a silly dare. Teasingly, you wrap your arms around the boy to bring him in closer to you, causing him to gasp and tense up. Seeing Benatar so nervous like this was starting to make you feel some kind of way.

“Havin fun, you dork??” Axel taunts the blonde. Benatar attempts to speak, but his words come out in a muffle since his face is still smothered between your fat tits.

Eventually, a minute passes and the two of you seperate. Benatar is breathing unevenly, his face flustered a dark red shade; even his blonde hair was a bit disheveled. You just adored how he looked right now. It was seriously the cutest thing ever.

The others, especially Axel, were laughing to kill themselves at the his reaction. Which only made the brit more embarrassed. “Oh sod off, you plonkers,” Benatar mumbles as he scoots back to his previous spot.

——

As the night went on, the game of truth or dare ended up being short lived. You all got bored of it. Puff had then suggested another ‘brilliant’ idea to everyone. He recommended they all go to the Bald Beaver, and so that's where the majority of the band went. Except for you and Benatar— the two of you decide to remain on the bus, since Benatar suggested you guys could ‘watch the telly’ together. You guys never went out to the clubs much with the others anyways. Clubs were too much of a hassle for you personally. The amount of men that tried to hit on you in a single night was unreal. You just simply didn’t want to deal with it tonight. Plus, you couldn’t turn down Benatar’s offer, it did sound rather pleasant.

You and Benatar were now curled up on the couch as you opened up Netflix. The first thing you saw was a random American movie both of you had never seen before. You guys weren’t from America, so you were unfamiliar with American titles such as these. You figured to just choose to play that movie instead of spending 30 minutes trying to find another film. As it played on, it didn't seem overly interesting in the slightest; that was until a literal sex scene came on. To say you were shocked was an understatement. Maybe next time you should actually read the description for the movie before playing it.

It wasnt just any sex scene either, it was starting to get rather kinky. At first, the woman on screen had smothered the man’s face right between her bare breasts, simply teasing him. It seemed rather normal as of now. But it wasn’t long before there were blindfolds, whips and all kinds of other things being displayed on the screen. Is this the type of shit Americans liked?

Out of the corner of your eye, you could see Benatar shuffling nervously. Unbeknownst to you, the poor man was starting to get a little hot and bothered down south. The start of the scene had reminded him of how earlier that evening you had done the same thing to him. He begins to remember how soft and warm your cleavage was, he wishes he could have stayed between your breasts forever. A tent began to form in his jeans at the thought, Benatar subtly attempted to cover his little problem by placing the popcorn bowl over his lap. He was praying that you wouldn’t notice. He was ashamed for thinking such dirty things about his dear friend. The mixture of his thoughts, and the film playing on the screen in front of him was making him feel lightheaded.

Sure, he’s seen porn before, but surprisingly enough he had never actually had sex. So sitting beside a very beautiful girl, whom he happened to have a slight crush on, while watching this? While he was also having dirty thoughts about said girl? Yeah, he was kind of losing his cool. “You okay, Benatar? You seem a bit nervous honey,” you question the brit. The man in question yelps, whipping his head to look over at you. You notice he’s flustered yet again. “Oh um, I’m… I’m quite alright, darling.” Benatar audibly gulps while looking away. Seeing him like this was driving you crazy. You just had to tease him a little bit more.

“Aw, is someone all flustered over a little sex scene?” You taunt, although admittedly the scene was making you blush too. To be fair, it was some pretty kinky stuff. Benatar was quick to shake his head vigorously to show his disagreement. “No! Not at all…” he lied while beginning to fidget with his pale fingers nervously. You lean in close to him with a large grin “you sure?” Benatar visibly stiffened up, before looking to the floor timidly. Holy shit, did he just whine? How cute.

You decided that the poor brit has had enough teasing for now, so you sit back properly in your original spot on the sofa. Benatar let out a shaky sigh of relief as he shovels some popcorn into his gob. “Hey Benatar, gimme the bowl. You're hogging it all!” You joked playfully as you nudged him with your elbow, a grin on your lips as you placed your hands on the bowl.

Benatar jumped up with a loud gasp, shaking his head aggressively. “No! I mean um, you can't have it because… it's no good, It's gone baltic!” Benatar attempted to persuade you to not take the bowl, he almost seemed in a small panic as he spoke. You quirk an eyebrow at the blonde, feeling confused. “It’s gone… cold? C’mon, I had some just a bit ago and it was still piping hot! Now hand it over to me, you dork.” You tease while taking the bowl from his lap, and that’s when you saw it. There in the front of his black jeans stood a rather large bump.

Your lips part in shock as you stare at his boner, so that’s why he didn’t want to move that bowl. Benatar whimpered out pathetically while avoiding eye contact. “Oh my, I’m terribly sorry darling. I don’t know what happened! I um I just, I started thinking about earlier. The truth is… I quite fancy you, love. I have for quite some time now.” The brit stumbles over his words shyly as he confesses to you.

You were awestruck at his words, you had no clue he returned your feelings. To be truthful, you’ve had a crush on him ever since you joined the band all those years ago. “Oh Benatar, I like you a lot too,” you state with a blush while placing the popcorn bowl aside before putting a gentle hand on his thigh, causing the man to stiffen up. “Now, would you like some help there with your little problem?” You giggled teasingly, the blonde was baffled at your offer. “You… you would help me with it, love? Really?” Benatar questions with an audible gulp, seeming absolutely flabbergasted.

You shut off the tv before turning to face him. Gingerly, you hold Benatar's hands in your own, giving him a soft smile “of course, honey.” As you held his hands, you noticed his hands were shaking, and a tad bit sweaty. You frown a little bit at his nervousness, “are you sure you want me to help you out? You seem so anxious,” you ask with genuine concern. You would never want to make Benatar uncomfortable.

Benatar is fast to nod in response, “yes! I just… um, oh goodness… I’ve never quite done this sort of thing before.” To say you're surprised is an understatement. He was such a total babe magnet! How has no one fucked the ever living hell out of him? Knowing you were going to be his first made more heat pool down south. “Oh Benatar, don’t you fret. I’ll take such good care of you honey…” you whisper while shuffling yourself onto the brits lap. You wrap your arms around his neck before leaning in to kiss his face softly. You wanted to take things slow with him, considering he was new to this.

“Good heavens, you're so lush…” Benatar compliments as your kisses trail down his neck. You can’t help but giggle at his painfully British compliment as you begin to suckle and nip gently at his neck, causing the man’s breath to hitch. While leaving marks on his neck, you decide you grind yourself on the man's lap, causing a high pitched whine to leave his throat. The sound instantly sends a rush of arousal straight through you. You had no clue he could make such cute noises. You desperately needed to hear more.

Leaning up, you connect your lips to the brits plump ones. Benatar makes a startled noise at first, but it doesn’t take long before he melts like butter right into the kiss. The kiss is quick to get more heated. His slender fingers make their way to your face, now softly cupping your cheeks. The sweet gesture made your heart do a flip in your chest. How was he such a sweetheart?

As you pull away, a trail of saliva connects you both. “Benatar, before we continue this, let’s take this to my bed, shall we?” You suggest with a wink while the two of you stand up. You take his hand before leading him to the bed, he trails behind you like a lost puppy. Playfully, you shove him onto the mattress with a gentle push. Benatar propped himself up on his elbows not too long after he was tossed onto your bed, just so he could still have a view of you.

“May I take my top off, pretty please? It’s awfully hot in here…” Benatar suddenly questioned. You nod, deciding to even help him with it. You don’t hesitate to move close to him to help him remove his suit jacket, followed by his dress shirt and tie. Once it's all removed, you toss it all to the floor carelessly before admiring the shirtless brit. The boy blushes once he noticed you gawking at him.

You figured now you should strip a bit as well, it’s only fair after all. Maybe you would tease the man a bit by giving him a little personal ‘strip show’. In a painfully slow manner, you grab a hold of the bottom of your tank top before pulling it off of yourself. You watched him closely as you did, wanting to drink up all his reactions. So far he hadn’t had any major reaction, that was until you reached your hands behind yourself to unclip your bra. His lips part in shock, his face even becoming a darker shade of red. He must have been eager to see your tits, how cute.

As your bra was removed and discarded else where, he couldn’t help but gawk at the sight of your bare chest. “Pardon me for staring, love. You just… oh gosh, you have such beautiful breasts,” Benatar compliments bashfully. He was so awfully polite with his word choice, you found it adorable. You thank him before sliding your pants off.

There was only one more garment remaining on your body now, and that was your panties. You smirk as an idea forms in your mind. “Oh Benatar, come sit at the ledge of the bed for a moment.” Benatar is quick to scramble up and sit at the ledge of the bed in front of you, he was so obedient.

“Take these off for me, please pretty?” You ask while pointing down at your underwear. You could see a bead of sweat drip off the boy's red face, he was adorably flustered. Benatar swallows hard and reaches his shaking hands out towards you, only to place them on your hips softly. Benatar was so gentle with you, he was treating you as if you were a fragile porcelain doll who could shatter at any moment.

Benatar hooks his slender fingers under the sides of your panties, before looking up at you. He was silently asking for permission, despite the fact you’ve already given it to him. You giggle with a nod, letting him know it’s fine to proceed. His kindness practically made your heart leap out of your chest. Finally, he slides your panties down your thighs, letting them drop to the floor beneath you. He can’t help but stare at the spot between your legs. “My gosh…” the Brit mumbles as he admires your glistening pussy, you were already absolutely soaked.

“Does my sweet boy like what he sees?” You taunt as you softly cup his cheek. Benatar nods quickly as he continues to admire it. “Yes love, your body's like an angels. You're so gorgeous…” he speaks softly. You blush at his kind words while dropping down to your knees in front of him. “You’ve been such a good boy for me, I think I should reward you honey,” you say whilst unzipping his pants. Benatar gulps as he watches on nervously, his breath already getting more rapid by the minute.

At last the only thing standing in your way was his boxers. The front of his boxers were already slathered with precum, how adorable. You slip off his boxers with ease, allowing his cock to finally spring free from its containment. It stood tall and proud in all its glory, precum drooling from the head. You gawk at the size, he was packing! You would have never guessed. “Wow…” you whisper as you admire his dick. The brit shuffled around shyly as you stared on. “Is it any good, lovey?” He questions, hoping you were impressed with his size. “Oh yes, your cock is perfect. It's so perfect that I may just have to tit fuck it,” you tease. Benatar’s cock twitches at your words, he must like the way you dirty talked to him.

You grasp a hold of your tits before placing them around Benatar’s hard cock. Benatar lets out a choked moan before gripping the bed sheets at his sides tightly. You’ve hardly done anything yet he's already so excited.

As you begin to move your tits up and down on the brits dick, he's already letting out the most delightful sounds. He attempts to cover his mouth to muffle his noises, but you put a stop to that quickly. Your actions freeze suddenly, causing the boy to whine. “Benatar, uncover your mouth. Please? I want to hear all of those dirty little noises that are going to leave that mouth of yours.” Benatar hesitates but uncovers his mouth, he wouldn’t want to disobey you. “Good boy,” you praise as you continue your previous actions.

“Oh my gosh love, that… oh that feels lovely. Please don’t stop,” he whimpers out. Once again, you abruptly stop tit fucking the man. “Oh? Did you say to stop? Okay then,” you tease. You heard the blonde perfectly well, but you just had to have your fun with him. Benatar is quick to shake his head in disagreement. “No! Oh goodness no… I said to please not stop. This feels like heaven on earth, love. Oh please mistress don’t stop now, pretty please? I’ll be such a good boy, I promise…” he begs pathetically with a noisy whine.

Holy shit. Did he just fucking call you mistress? If you weren't already turned on enough, that title alone made you drip with arousal. “Fuck your so god damn cute,” you compliment before desperately moving your tits up and down on his cock again. You were going to make this boy cum harder than he ever has before, you would make sure of it. As you continue your work, you gaze up at Benatar, admiring the mess you’ve made of him. His chest rose and fell rapidly with every shaky breath that escaped his lungs, his face burned a bright cherry red shade. Sweat droplets fell from his pretty face, and the moans that left his parted lips were downright angelic.

It seemed he was starting to get closer to orgasm. With the way his cock twitched between your boobs and the way his legs trembled, there was no way he wasn’t close. “Does my pretty boy want to cum? Aw, how cute! Go ahead honey, make a mess all over mistresses face.” You quicken your pace as you open your mouth, letting your tongue stick out. You were hoping you could possibly catch a few drops of his cum on your tongue. Your words sent Benatar over the edge with ease. “Ah! oh love, my gosh…” he tosses his head back for a moment with a shaky moan as he coats your face with his cum, his hands tightly gripping onto your bedsheets.

You were shocked with how much he was cumming, he was practically painting your face a whole new color. “Mm, fuck honey. You came so much…” you point out. Benatar gets painfully red at your comment. “Oh dear, I apologise! I um, gosh I didn’t mean to make such a mess, should I help you clean it up? Or—“

You cut him off with a chuckle while shaking your head. “Don’t worry, I got this” you say while beginning to gather the cum from your face, only to lick it off your fingers. Benatar is stunned as he watches “darling, don’t do that now… you're going to get me all hot and bothered again,” Benatar pleads for you to cease your actions. “Oh really? That’s good to know,” you tease as you continue licking your fingers clean. Benatar’s cock throbs with need as he watches in awe.

Once your face and fingers are (somewhat) cleaned off, you stand up whilst giving the blonde a smirk. “Now, be good and lay down on the bed for me,” you beckon for the man to lay. Benatar obeys and sprawls himself across your bed. At a teasingly slow pace, you crawl on top of the brit and gaze down at him.

“Are you ready for the ride of your life, sweetheart?” Benatar nods eagerly while speaking “yes, oh yes please ma’am.” He was so polite, it honestly weirdly turned you on in a sense. Without hesitation, you drop yourself down on Benatar's cock. A loud choked moan leaves the man's mouth as he rests his hands on your hips “oh gosh!” He cries out noisily. You can't help but let a moan of your own out, the way he stretched you out was unreal. It's almost as if your pussy was made for him.

As you slam yourself up and down on his cock, his noises are music to your ears. “Benatar… fuck, you're so cute honey. That’s right, keep moaning for me like that, good fucking boy” you whine out. All the praise made the poor boy's head feel fuzzy. He decided to attempt to return the praise. “You um, goodness miss. You look stunning riding me like that…” he speaks shakily as his grip on your hips gets a bit rougher. You smile at his attempt to compliment you, he was so shy with the way he spoke. You just loved it.

“Benatar, how would you feel if I asked you to cum inside of me?” You question with a heavy pant. Benatar’s cock twitching inside of you and the way his hips bucked upwards was enough of an answer, but you wanted to hear him say how badly he wanted to. “Oh gosh, you would let me? Are you sure? That sounds awfully naughty…”

You nod with a smirk “mm fuck yes, fill me up Benatar. Cum inside of me, breed me deep. Don’t hold back, I want to be your personal cumdump. I want to be your dirty little whore. Let my pussy be your slutty little breeding toy,” you moan. One of the hands that had previously been gripped on your hip had made its way to his mouth. Benatar placed his hand over his mouth in shock at your words. He had no idea you could say such foul things. What he was more shocked about though, was that he was into it, a lot. it sent a new wave of arousal through him.

Benatar whimpers pathetically into his hand as his hips begin bucking upwards into you ever so slightly. He couldn't control himself at this point, you just felt too good. “That's right, good fucking boy. Fuck into your mistress like that. You're going to breed me so well, aren’t you my sweet boy? Oh fuck yes, ah that’s it, just like that.”

That was all it took for Benatar’s breath to hitch as he came with a high pitched whine. His hands grasped tightly onto your love handles desperately once again, as the brits cock twitches and pulses inside of your pussy. He’s filling you to the brim with his cum. The feeling alone easily sent you over the edge with a loud moan. You were cumming hard around his cock, your legs shook from the intensity of your orgasm. “Fuck, oh my god. This feels fucking amazing,” you moan breathlessly as the man fills you with everything he’s got.

“Fuck Benatar, god I love you,” you lean down, giving the blonde a loving kiss. He returned the gesture with 0 hesitation, the way he kissed you was so gentle and sweet. After the kiss, you finally pull yourself off of Benatar's cock. The amount of cum that spilled out of you was downright insane. “Holy shit, you sure do cum a lot, don’t you?” You taunt him with a chuckle. Benatar stares in awe as he watches his cum spill out of you, if he wasn't so exhausted he’s sure it would have made him hard yet again.

“You were so good for me sweetheart, would you like some tea as a reward?” You ask with a soft smile. Benatar returns the smile while giving you a nod “yes please love, I’d really fancy a cup of tea.” You shimmy out of your bed, slipping on your bra and panties before tossing Benatar his boxers with a wink. “You better put those back on just in case anyone comes back later” you giggle. Before leaving the room, you sneakily snatch Benatars dress shirt off of the floor. You decide to slip it on yourself once you’ve left the bedroom, leaving a few of the top buttons undone. The poor boy would probably have a heart attack seeing you in his shirt, but that's perhaps exactly what you wanted. You sure did love to tease.

You make your way to the counter, preparing the brit his tea while humming. You find yourself lost in thought, thinking about all the things that occurred that evening as the kettle boils. You were so caught up in your head, that you never heard the door to the bus slam open until it was too late.

“Dude her boobs were like two melons in a shirt! I’m telling y—“ whoever the owner of the voice was had stopped themselves mid sentence. You had snapped out of your thoughts at last, and froze in fear. Oh fuck. Slowly, you turn around and sure enough there stood your fellow band members (minus Benatar of course). All of them had their mouths agape in shock as they stared at you.

You were in quite the state. Not only were you half naked while wearing Benatar’s shirt, but your hair was disheveled. What had happened between you and the blonde while the others were away was painfully obvious. You felt your cheeks burn with embarrassment, of course they had to come back now of all times. “Did you and Benatar have sex!?” Puff yells. Oh boy, you weren't ever going to hear the end of this one.

#your favorite martian #yfm #benatar #benatar yfm #benatar x reader #benatar x reader smut #Benatar smut #Benatar your favourite martian #yfm x reader

[montimer]

Puff puff x gn!reader

Hc's

(Could be any ver but mostly him)

We all know he has a pretty big ego. So he'll def brag about himself like hes some kind of god.

He can act rather childish at times. Like on dates too, he'll try his best to make you laugh.

He is very clingy. Hugging your arm when you guys are walking or holding ur hand.

Give him a nickname like puffy he'll def love it

He will get you flowers and chocolate. Thats all he knows hes suppose bring.

He eats a lot of junk food (but somewhat stays so healthy) so if you decide to live w/ him except it to be full of his house. And he lives w his grandma so you might just let him stay at ur place.

He is very obsessed w/ you. When he hears someone talking about you he immediately bargs into the conversation, saying he knows better than them.

Mans so delusional he might think u guys are already dating so he pulls up at ur door w/ flowers ready to take u on a date

If you break up w/ him he'll try everything to get back to you. He'll be even more annoying like that, you might just take him back.

He can be really kind to you, acting like such a sweet heart. He would never yell at you. Hed rather take it out on anyone else, but not you.

He tries his best to impress you, he even does dangerous things. He might not even realize it, but as long as ur impressed it works for him.

He'll listen to what ur interested in, show,movie,books, anything. He'll def cosplay as ur fav character even if he looks ridiculous. He thinks he looks cool tho

If you pay in the restaurant he'll be so thankful. This man is in a needing of money.

He'll write songs for you. Being all lovely dovely about it too.

This boys so happy to be even talking to you.

Just know he won't ever leave ur side.

#yfm puff puff #puff yfm x reader #yfm #yfm puff x reader #your favorite martian #your favorite martian puff

[ava-imagines]

Hello! Is it okay if I could request Benatar with a singer S/O? I really like you're content and keep up the good work!

YES YES YES YAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAY

Benatar x Singer!Reader: I love your voice! 💙🎸

Benatar absolutely adores your voice omg he will praise it for hours because it sounds so pretty

You two often like to sing duets together <3

He's listened to a few of your songs and he absolutely loves them! He thinks they're better than anything his own band could come up with

Puff, of course, disagrees. But Benatar's always there to defend your music

"Like, seriously! Their music is terrible compared to our songs, they're definitely better!"

"Atleast Y/N can come up with nicer sounding songs!"

He'll absolutely adore it if you cuddle up beside him and softly sing a tune

He'll do the same with you aswell as complimenting your singing voice

"It's so beautiful, you're the best singer I know, better than Puff!"

Btw, sing Jupiter in your voice it'll make Benatar absolutely melt

And done! Hope you liked it!!

#your favourite martian #yfm #benatar yfm #yfm x reader

[juice-plums]

Axel Chains x Reader: Alone Now

(smutty!!)

Y/n was listening to music trying to get a idea for Puff’s new song

“Y/n sugar tits you have an idea yet” Puff asks anxiously she sighs

“No four eyes I do not” she responded laying back on the couch

“Well hurry up beyotch” He whines

“Lay off aright she is doing her best” Axel from out of no where pitches in Y/n smiles at him he was clinking together his drumsticks for his drums

Axel always knew how to get Puff off Y/n’s back Then puff gasps

“Y/n I have the perfect idea” Puff vigorously shakes her shoulders

“What?” She is already irritated shaking him off her

“You can’t focus right? the only way to get you to focus again is….wait for it…”

Axel playing a drumroll

“Have some sex!” puff yells

“Puff what the fuck man” she says pinching the bridge of her nose Axel even frowned from puff’s stupidity

“Come on You never had a date that went to third base” Puff insults like it was a bad thing She scoffs

“Yes Puff that was Exactly what I was missing” she sarcastically replied

“Yes and I know who will do the deed…Axel!~”Puff exclaims Axel immediately falls off the couch

“Ummmm Not sure if I want to do that dude” Axel Blushes she giggles seeing him all flustered it was kind of cute seeing Axel so nervous she thought about it

“What are ya talking about of course you do I see you all the time checking her Phat ass every time she walks pass you,You sniff her pillows sometimes AND You have a picture of her that you masturbate to”

“I-I DO NOT!” he yells madly heated

“Yeah you do I Heard you moaning ‘Y/n’ ‘Oh Y/N!’” Puff laughs mocking Axel’s moans she assumes it was at nighttime

She was took back a little she was a little flattered she didn’t know Axel of all people had felt this way about her

“Okay Puff, me and Axel will have the most steamiest,hot and sexiest sex there was” She explains

“we Will?!”

“Y’all will?” Puff asks Y/n pushes puff out of the vehicle and nods

“You just have to leave us alone for awhile say like 7 hours and I’ll give you your song”

“Okay! remember to keep it clean!-“

Y/n slams the door in Puff’s face and sits back on the couch finally some peace and quiet thank god Benatar and Dee-jay were gone she chuckles at Axel still sitting on the ground covering his mouth

“s-so are we actually gonna do it?” Axel whispers

“Huh? oh! I only said yeah to get puff to leave I didn’t mean to make you uncomfortable I’m sorry”

“n-no it’s fine I should be apologizing to you…what Puff said was true and I’m sorry you probably think I’m a weirdo now huh?” Axel worryingly laughs hoping there wouldn’t be tension and uncomfortable aura

“oh…that Axel it’s alright I really don’t mind I’m actually really flattered and I’ve liked you for the longest time” She admits getting on the floor to his level

“oh well that’s good….Y/n”

“Yeah?” She asks getting close to his face this tension getting hotter and hotter she kinda likes this being all close to Axel

“I…you should really get to work on that song” He backtracks what he said she flirty giggles as he looks away she turns his head back to her

“Shut up and Kiss me” Y/n hungrily kisses his lips Axel drops his drum sticks softly grabbing her face to devour Y/n lips He bit her lips making them all puffy she sucks his tongue making him chuckle she tastes his saliva she felt her pussy heat up and get wet

Axel cups her pussy making Y/n flirty yelp feeling his fingers slide up and down on her clothed clit she happily moans spreading her legs and arching her back letting Axel kiss her neck He was good at multitasking

she cheekily takes off his shirt Y/n admires his build he had pretty muscles and a fit body had he been going to the gym cause my god she traces his muscles making him giggle Axel was ticklish just by her soft touch was to make him laugh just a little He takes off his pants leaving him only in his underwear

Axel takes off her shirt and shorts He stares at her breast all compacted in a tight bra Axel hungrily licks his lips and unclips her bra Her boobs fell out like jello He playfully nuzzles in her tits making her laugh

“Axel you’re so naughty~” She teases Axel sucks her Nipples making her moan and grab his hair He pinches her other nipple she feels on her stomach her pussy soaked and moist burning with temptation

“Please Axel…please fuck me” she lowly begs He picks up his head and grins he lost a tooth He pushes her down slipping off her panties he vastly pulls down his underwear raises her legs to the ceiling and slowly pokes his dick at her entrance she groans looking at his delicious,thick cock his tip looked like a mushroom she twitches as it broke her hymen halfway in Blood sloshed on his penis

“Holy shit you’re bleeding” Axel Groans stopping she whines

“no no please don’t stop I can take it” Y/n begging him to keep going Axel takes her word for it

and went balls deep She loudly whimpers her eyes in the back of her head feeling his Penis fill her gummy walls Axel strains Y/n was tight making him sweat His balls slaps her ass as he slowly thrusts into her pussy She retches Axel pumping her sweet hole

“AXEL GO FASTER!!~” She yells scratching his back He groans going faster Axel moves the bus from his grinding she holds her legs open as much as she could Her eye makeup runs down

“FUCK MY BRAINS OUT YES YES!~”

“oh!~ Y/n I’m gonna fill your fat cunt with my seed I’ll make you full of cum” Axel growls She laughs didn’t he get a vasectomy? probably not but she wouldn’t mind being round and full

“Yes give it to me!~ I want all of it!~”

Axel messily makes out with her their tongues wrestle she couldn’t help but moan their skin slapping together sweat colliding Y/n swore she could see his eyes filled with lust and hot tears Fucking his favorite woman

He sees her boobs move with every messy thrust

“OH AXEL I-I’M GONNA-“

“FUCK YEAH BABY DO IT”

Y/n screams as Axel vastly thrusts a few more times making her cum He feels her tighten around his cock and he came inside her

they both pant a sense of relief Axel hugs Y/n playing with her tits she giggles caressing his messy hair

“I love you hot mama” Axel says

“I love you more rockstar” she replied as they payed down to rest Y/n did get that song for Puff only after five more rounds with Axel

she couldn’t help it.

#Yfm #Yfm x reader #Axel x reader #Axel Chains x reader #your favorite martian #smut

[the-bugs-under-ur-skin]

Yandere Puff Puff, DeeJay, Benatar, Axel HCs - YFM

guys i’m so certain that this will end up in a cringe comp and i’m already embarrassed as hell

[yandere Puff Puff x reader]

-Puff Puff is superficial and a player so when he falls for you, he falls way harder than he expected

-he doesn’t want to admit that he’s fallen for you, but his actions speak volumes

-all the songs he writes are sappy and romantic, he’ll show up late to practice from hanging out with you

-at first, the band mates make fun of him since the douche bag Puff Puff actually has feelings

-but their teasing turns to worry quick

-his lyrics get more and more intense and obsessive, he’ll show up late to every practice if he even shows up at all, he interrupts in the middle of shows to answer texts and calls from you

-obviously, the others get pretty angry at him because of this

-but Puff Puff is oddly aggressive

-he’s usually pretty aggressive, but now he has intense mood swings

-he’ll lash out on anyone who ticks him off so his friends usually have to tell him to chill out

-honestly, Puff’s ego is so big i wouldn’t be surprised if he ended up ditching the band and trying to start a solo career

-i could also see you guys being pretty on and off

-like maybe you keep breaking up with him but he keeps crawling back to you and begging to take him back

-he’d also totally kick ass for you, he’d tip over his own tour bus if he thought it would impress you

-he tries to impress you a lot; whether it’s doing insane stunts or improvising a song on you, as long as you’re swooning over him, he’ll do it

-Puff wouldn’t mind hitting one of his own band members over the head with his mic on stage; as long as you promise to kiss him once he gets back to the tour bus

[yandere DeeJay x reader]

-DeeJay is the most competent in the whole band and is the only one who seems to know what he’s doing

-so after he fell for you, he made sure to keep you away from the rest of the band

-he knows only bad stuff follows him wherever they go and doesn’t want you to get hurt because of their bs

-i see him being protective and possessive

-possessive because he wants to let the band and anyone else who looks at you know that your his and nobody else can have you

-and protective because with all the crazy shit he’s seen, he knows that if he doesn’t protect you then you’ll end up hurt or, worse, lead away from him

-if he ever does take you to the bus, he’s pretty much telling anyone who gets too friendly with you to lay off

-he knows how his band members think and he makes sure they don’t get any funny ideas

-he’s one of the more rational in the group, so i don’t think he’d act on his feelings like the others would

-but he’d still be willing to kill if in his over protective and possessive mind someone deserved it

-while DeeJay is the only one in the group who would outright murder someone, he’s also the only one who would actually properly comfort you

-i think that sometimes he wouldn’t even know whats wrong with him and why he’s suddenly so crazy

-you would probably be the only normal thing in DeeJay’s life and he needs you because of that

-he is always having to solve problems that he didn’t create, but you’ve been anything but a problem

-he thinks you’re the only person on Earth who isn’t a complete douche and he’s so glad that he got to you before anyone else could change that about you

[yandere Benatar x reader]

-Benetar is already a pretty pathetic and suffocating person

-he is obsessive and clingy, making it pretty hard for you to have actual relations outside of himself

-not that he’s overly possessive or aggressive, it’s just that people steer clear of him

-he’s truly obsessed with you, it’s rare for him to even have a thought outside of you

-his bunk on the tour bus is filled with photos of you, his phone background is probably a picture or even a collage of you, and he’ll even wear certain articles of clothing under his own when he misses you

-he’s also obsessed in the way that he relies on you

-you’re basically his only support since he’s well aware of how his strangeness (british) has made everyone despise him and now he thinks of you as his only comfort

-basically, all of his emotions rely on you

-he’s also an obsessive texter which is part of both his obsessiveness and his clinginess

-whenever he’s not directly next to you, he’s desperately texting you how much he misses you, how much he wonders what you’re doing, how he’s going to see you soon...

-we all saw the friendzone music video, this isn’t new info

-but if he can help it, he’ll never be apart from you

-Benetar is very oblivious which ends up actually turning into delusion to how you really feel about him

-whether you’re one of the few who like him or if you don’t, he still acts like the both of you are BFFs

-so despite your true feelings on him, he still invites you out on dates, invites you to their shows, shows up to your house

-although, he is extremely worried about you ignoring him

-he’d be desperate for your attention, doing whatever possible to get you back to at least tolerating him

-he’d try his best to change, even though he would probably screw up and ruin everything more

-unfortunately, the damage Benetar caused on your reputation might have already been done, and now all you have is him

-he’s definitely one of the least aggressive of the bunch, so at least it could’ve been worse, right? 

[yandere Axel x reader]

-Axel is the most immature and stupid in the whole group, so it’s no wonder he’s the only one without a real gf

-he’s very childish, so he’d rely on you and possibly even be desperate

-he’d rely on you without really knowing it

-i feel like he’d have the perception that he’s the big guy who’s helping you, but in actuality you’re the one who’s really helping him

-so he’d probably unconsciously come to you when he’s in distress

-he’s pretty shameless so he’d end up doing it in public too

-when he gets nervous or excited, he’ll jump into your arms and cling to you

-his childishness might bleed into his jealousy too

-he pushes people off of you, pouts, and ignores others

-it’s not very hard to snap him out of it though

-i also think due to the lack of relationship experience that he’ll let you do anything you want

-he himself doesn’t have many boundaries, so he’s cool with however you treat him

-he’d also probably wear your clothes like Benetar does

-Axel is very devoted to you, he doesn’t doubt you or get angry at all

-he’s a little dumb, but at least you have him wrapped around you’re finger

#bruh its a joke ITS A JOKEEEE #PLEASE ITS FUNNY #nah but fr the shame is real #yandere #yandere x reader #yandere hcs #yandere headcanons #yandere x you #yandere x darling #yandere x y/n #yandere yfm #yandere yfm x reader #yandere your favorite martian #yandere your favorite martian x reader #yandere puff puff #yandere deejay #yandere benetar #yandere axel

[stinglikeabee1]

Yandere headcannons for Puff Puff?

Yandere!Puff Puff

Oh boy. This is not going good.

He is quite controlling.

And he usually takes no as a yes.

Whenever he asks you out,if you say no he thought you meant yes.

Like this.

"Wanna go out on a date? Just the two of us?"

"Sorry Puff but. No."

"Great! I'll pick you up tmr at 7!"

He probably takes your things. Like hair ties,certain clothes.

He once gave you a whole sheet of paper describing how good would it be if you two were together.

Probably threatens you to be with him.

He loves and adores you!

A lot.

#yfm #your favorite martian #puff puff yfm #yfm x reader #your favorite martian x reader

[oblitus-vulpes]

thinking about making an oc so i can post my embarrassingly indulgent fics...

#canon x oc feels less embarassing than canon x reader yfm

[bxttxrflybxddie]

omgggg hcs for himbo malewife brett!!! (would be be a house husband??) 🥺🥺

|Brett Hand as a House Husband|

a/n: BRETT!! ugh i love him sm and ty for requesting! also sorry that this took WAY too long, i havent rewatched inside job since like december 😭 ty for reading!

pairing: househusband! malewife! brett hand x pregnant! afab! reader

post type: headcanons + some drabble

requested: yes!

word count: 1.2k

warnings: afab reader but gender neutral, pre-established relationship, pre-established marriage, mentions of pregnancy and BIRTH, slight angst! (brett's familial trauma mention), FLUFF, fambly, use of mommy when describing reader but like not seriously yfm

ever since his family left him, something he's desperately wanted was to bring some good into the world and prove to himself that he would never be like — be better than them

because a negative and a positive are better than nothing

so, when the day came when you both found out you were pregnant, he was ECSTATIC

if you work at Cognito Inc, he'll break the news to everyone before you even have the chance 😭

you take one (1) day off because you're not feeling well and your phone buzzes every minute w a new text from your coworkers

pleaseee don't be mad he's just very excited !!

if you don't work with everyone, he's still gonna gush about it to The Gang™️

"and this is a photo of (name) and i right after we found out!!"

"brett this is the 16th time today you've showed me that picture"

no matter what he's gonna beg you to take maternity leave as soon as possible

then he can finally spoil you !!! please dear reader let him take care of you while you're pregnant 🥲 it's his love language

as much as he wants to be a good father, he knows that he doesn't know what to do when it comes to 'Good Father Experiences'

^ he DEFINITELY tells his therapist about the pregnancy! they know about his trauma and parental fears, they're so proud of him!

it's one thing to want something and it's something completely different to take the leap!!

brett starts working (even more) overtime in preparation for the little baby

he tries to balance the world on his shoulders; you're giving him a BLOODLINE, you're not allowed to lift a finger!!

after a serious talk about how this makes you feel, he'll back off and take tiny, short break

towards the end of your pregnancy, when the baby's arrival is right around the corner, something in brett switches

his domestic dreams and desires to be seen as useful combine into a very plausible reality of staying at home and taking care of the family

taking care of your family

of course he still has his job, but he doesn't really need it; he's saved a lot of money throughout the years!

he can be a good house husband for you !! cook and clean for you while you work hard at your job !!

a part of brett wants to give the little cutie everything he didn't get as a child; an unconditional amount of love and an unfaltering support system

mr. hand will not so subtly drop hints about his wants for the future

it's early morning; approximately 5 am. the deep purple of the sky seeps its way into your shared room. the crib standing out as the new addition.

your ginger husband holds you. his warm and built chest against your back as you lay on his left arm. his right hand running it's thumb over your grown belly. the three of you awake (the little one making sure of that) but not up, admiring the peace before the day begins.

"i'm so lucky." he whispers; you can hear his golden smile in the way he talks. "i can't wait to be a good father."

"really?" you ask. sarcasm is heavy with your tone; but there isn't any menace behind it. you already know he's going to be amazing.

"mhmm." his hand cups ever-so-slightly. he does this when he talks to the baby. "i'll cook you yummy dinners, help with homework, go to your games- or recitals- or concerts!, help pick up your toys, play catch, everything. and anything."

he hums adoringly and holds you closer. it's in that moment you just know.

he's panicky when it's go time. he has the brown, paper sack for breathing, and the bags filled of everything (the internet said you needed) for the hospital.

the delivery was LONG but the baby arrived all safe and sound!

you and brett shed quite a few tears upon seeing the entirely new person the both of you created

he was SOBBING

the first couple of nights were really rough; especially when it came to adapting to the new sleeping schedule (or lack of)

but as time went on, the two of you learned!! and the experience became easier

the baby likes to eat!! a lot!!!

brett takes the night shift when it comes to feedings and changings, he insists!

when the baby just wants to cuddle at 2am, you can hear brett humming while rocking them

"you'll never know, dear, how much i love you."

you flutter open your eyes to see the golden light of the lamp illuminate your husband. his attention completely on your comforted baby in his arms. a soft smile found it's way onto your unenergized face.

"please don't take my sunshine away."

once it's been a few months, brett has to make the decision on wether or not to go through with completely quitting his job and taking care of your little family

he wants to. every cell in his body is screaming at him to take the plunge and never look back!!

but he works for the government in all it's evil glory, would they even allow him to quit?

he calls reagan and asks for advice. she's his bestie and would definitely at least give good advice.

unfortunately this is where he finds out that only way to leave his job is to get fired 😭 just because of how much of a huge secret it is

he quickly thinks of ways to make that happen before deciding otherwise

but !! she tells him that since he's pretty enough, he could convince JR to let him work from home. most of his job is inspiring his co-workers and he doesn't always need to be in person to do that

after begging on his knees, sobbing having a serious discussion about the future, brett's able to work from home!!

there is one condition; the children and the workplace must stay SEPARATED

cognito inc. can't afford another mr. ridley situation

brett and jr shake on it

he won't lie he doesn't like not being able to have 100% free time with the family :( but 2 incomes are better than 1 in the long run

speaking of the workplace The Gang™️ LOVES hearing stories about your baby

especially Gigi!! i personally hc she has some experience with kiddos herself so she loves to listen and give advice!!

glenn also gives advice but.....brett don't take it pls

myc reads brett's mind sometimes to see if he thinks abt you and the baby as much as he talks about you two and the answers YES

andre makes sex jokes abt you and brett CONSTANTLY

"ehehehehe. you've seen their mommy milkers."

"don't say that, a-dog :( what the heck, man."

aunt reagan comes over and babysits frequently!! she also spoils your kiddo(s) often lol if they pick up a passion for machinery she is by their side in a heartbeat!

brett is an amazing father overall as he promised!! from the newborn stage he's been listening, learning, and always tries to improve himself and his fatherly skills

he bandages any boo-boos

reads them to sleep before tucking them in

helping them do their hair in the morning before preschool

he already wants more children 😭 calm down sir

walking through your front door after work to be welcomed by hugs and giggles is a dream

and for brett, a dream come true

especially when he gets to hear you say the most cliché, magical words he's always wanted to hear

"honey! i'm home!"

© BXTTXRFLYBXDDIE

#inside job #brett hand #x reader #x you #fluff #malewife #house husband #brett hand x reader #headcanons #drabble #pregnancy #birth #king i love him sm #THIS TOOK SO LONG 😭