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venusandsaturnsrings · 1 year

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meow ik i said alhaitham post but…but… pls grant me moar time hav these crumbs instead!! based on wat i’m workin on rn!! ^u^

alhaitham was, perhaps to you, the most ostentatious scribe you’d ever met. with his choice in, and often lack of, words paired with his persistent poker face he couldn’t not come off as aloof and arrogant. this always seemed to be the truth whenever your paths crossed. unfortunately for you this happened frequently.

“you piss me off, scribe,” you could already imagine the way he was tearing you apart in his head. many times before he’s scolded you on the way you talk for he finds it to be ‘distasteful’.

“as of now? that’s acting grand sage to you. don’t get your panties in a knot, i’m resigning, but you should speak and act with more respect.” with hands crossed over his chest, he couldn’t seem less unbothered. not once had he ever wavered when faced with your anger; his display of uncaring typically made you even more upset.

“oh, shut it. you haven’t earned my respect! especially with your stupid uppity act. could you even just pretend to care about anyone other than yourself?,” and truthfully you already knew the answer. he didn’t like playing pretend.

“if it were a matter that deserved it then i would, but, your failed research application doesn’t. try harder next time.” he sighed as if he was the victim here. as if he didn’t reject any thought you’d ever think of. as if he wasn’t the one making your academic life, and future, so difficult.

“well, acting grand sage, you should think more about your students and less about yourself.”

“i think plenty about my students. unfortunately, this means i have to think a lot about you,” truly scandalizing to a man such as himself. how dare his thoughts be outside of the current novel he’s dissecting!! oh the horror!!

you paced back and forth across his, soon to be someone else’s, desk. hopefully someone that wouldn’t tear you to bits for putting forward a project on the bacterial life of the deserts pools. supposedly it was ‘too broad’ and ‘would yield no noteworthy results’ for the knowledge of Sumeru. he truly got under your skin like no one else. in what was your boldest move yet, you spoke up in a way you most certainly shouldn’t have.

“then maybe work to get me off your mind.” the chair he was thrown on screeched against the tiled ground before you found yourself on the floor, Alhaitham above you.

“perhaps you should help me.”

#can u tell i’m unsure abt writing him :<#his speech patterns r… hard tew pin down #yikies #hopefully fic is less disastrous :3 #nom nom nom mmm… academic rivals tew lovers #alhaitham x reader #genshin impact x reader #genshin x reader

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mensfrightsactivist · 2 months

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you guys are actually buying it? 😧 i thought it was a joke

#yikies

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wisteriasymphony · 2 months

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🪲, 🍄,🔪? (for writing ask)

🪲 ⇢ add 50 words to your current wip and share the paragraph here

This is for another Gabriel-focused part in either TWEOS or as a reprieve in Valentine's Day 2004. (also Jean-Paul D'Orsay is a name I made up sorry guys. I may also change the champagne to rum&coke because Gabriel seems like that kind of guy, but also idk.)

"Adrien is in the wonderfully marketable position of what the philosopher Jean-Paul D'Orsay once called a 'social hermaphrodite'," Gabriel explained, nursing a second glass of champagne. "And it is all my wonderful years of hard work in which that little hermaphrodite of ours has flourished for us. We force him to be both, yet forbid him to be either—And as such, all the world may freely desire him." "I'm sure there's a feminine bias," Nathalie rebutted, mouth taut in a nervous grin. "On the outside, perhaps." Now Gabriel was walking around his desk, picking up a small porcelain statuette of an angel. "It is the older men that desire him in secret, in far-off places. At one point I had hoped that my lovely son should be catered to them, but you know our dearest Emilie had... other plans."

GABRIEL'S SO GROSS I HATE HIM!!!!! (i love making Gabriel a remorseless capitalist. he's terrible.)

🍄 ⇢ share a head canon for one of your favourite ships or pairings

claudrien forever <3 take two head canons, one cute and one gross-ish:

Adrien shares everything he possibly can with Claudia. Passwords, Pokemon Diamond on his Nintendo DS, Snacks, Clothing, everything. What's his is hers and what's hers is only his if she allows him to use it cause he would never take it from her without permission.

Claudia has a sex playlist*, and unfortunately one of the songs on it is also her ringtone. She refuses to change it because that would cost extra money, so Adrien just has to deal with the whiplash of hearing the song he associates with getting absolutely plowed just start playing out of nowhere in public. it's one of those awkward "..I think I hauve covid" moments.

*we should all be grateful that the honors of this are claudia's because adrien would put a shostakovich song in his and see nothing wrong with it. god that's funny imagine fucking to symphony no. 7. you couldn't because no sane person would ever dare to

🔪 ⇢ what's the weirdest topic you researched for a writing project?

ALL. OF. THEM. I researched the French schooling system. I've looked up what kinds of candy they have in France. I have read The King in Yellow for this, revisited all of Edgar Allen Poe's works for this. I am a red-white-and-blue blooded American who had no fucking business learning about the French grading system, and yet I did.

actually no it was definitely how much aspirin it would take to get aspirin poisoning and whether the effects of which are fatal. luckily, it is not, you just might fuck up an organ if you don't get prompt medical attention

#writers ask game #tweos lore #miraculous fandom #miraculous fanfic #thewarmembraceofshadow #writer ask game #ask game #also stop hiding behind anon guys I want to know who the fuck y'all ARE #miraculous lb #mlb au #cw child abuse mention #yikies

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cognacdelights · 5 months

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i’m down bad for cole walter

#yikies #franks talks to herself

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peaceowatermeln · 2 years

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i tracked the chaos during rebroadcast

#critical role spoilers #cr spoilers #critical role #yikies #this isn’t in exact order of events but i’ve tried to group them by round or proximity and such #like the downs are in chronological order but the actions after them probably don’t directly follow #trying to make a timeline of all these events too #i was right though this is some calamity shit #watch them start next episode with 1h30m of playing out a single second

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ofdraiocht · 11 months

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i ran out of credits--

#i hit tb lvl 50 and went to work on geppie and boy oh boy did i fly through what i had saved up #yikies #lvl 70 gepard is out and ready for friendos to use tho lmao

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canisitsnotlupus · 2 years

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i posted something similar but deleted it. but when a person posts "do you let the political views of a breeder or buyer affect whether you buy or sell to them (sic)" and that person has homophobic political support messages on their page, publicly marked, it feels less in good faith and more like bait. it's frustrating because it has the potential to be a good topic, but when it is from an unsafe source, the likelihood it is meant to be educational - especially when the op doesn't want discussions on the post, just statements - gets critically low.

#plus it just feels like someone trying to find a way to hide to me #yikies

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craftykinnies · 2 years

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Kin Crafts for Daycare Attendant / Moon from Five Nights at Freddys: Security Breach - Easy to Medium

1) Mini Ball Pit (⭐️⭐️): this model is meant to be for a dollhouse, but it would also be super cute just as a decoration, pincushion, or jewelry holder! [X]

2) Nightcap (⭐️⭐️): as the daycare enforcer of bedtime, get ready for a good night’s sleep with your signature hat! if you can’t sew, no worries - you can use fabric glue, iron adhesive, or even hot glue if youre careful. these two simple tutorials can be easily adjusted for your own head size and design. [X]

3) Ball Pit Lights (⭐️): i couldn’t find an official source or tutorial for these, but basically just make a small x-cut in each plastic ball pit ball and press an ordinary string of lights inside for an awesome feature [X]

4) Night Sky slime (⭐️): this is supposed to be for little kids but like. slime is awesome for everyone. so relieve some stress with this pretty starry goop :) [X]

5) Moon Phase clay (⭐️): using just polymer clay, theres tons of cool crafts and decor you can make. this source makes a lovely wall hanging with some string, but you could also make coasters, jewelry, magnets, or pins with the same first steps! [X]