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#yj crack
tweetsofyj · 3 days
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czechtex · 10 months
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How it started: Jeff couldn't sell enough furniture.
How it's going: Nat's dead, Lottie's back in the mental hospital, and the rest have two wrecked marriages, multiple dead bodies, and a dead dog between them.
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jilyandbambi · 9 months
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imagine MTV's TRUE LIFE contacting the surviving Yellowjackets for an episode
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kurooandkenmasbb · 2 years
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pov: kid flash finally learns robin’s real name and is a terrible liar
Wally: “Dick! You can’t just take my laptop when I go to the restroom! There’s a thing called privacy.”
*None of the Young Justice team utter a word and just stare at Wally*
Artemis: “Hey, Wally. I get that you’re angry about it, but there’s no need to be calling anyone names.”
M’gann: “Yeah, that was a little much. Let’s just calm down for a minute.”
Wally: “What? I wasn’t even that— Ohhh. You didn’t think that I—No! Guys, you’re getting this all wrong.”
Kaldur: “So you didn’t mean to call Robin the casual euphemism for the male genitalia out of spite?”
Wally: “No, no—that’s not why I called him that. I–I just…you know what never mind. He’s Dick. There I said it! Gahhhh!”
*Wally storms out of the room*
Conner: “Huh, what was that about?”
Dick: “Sometimes, there are some things better left unsaid. And that goes for whatever happened just now.”
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bisexualdeans · 8 months
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nat stans... you are Not exempt from this
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junoswrlld · 6 months
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boys don't cry (smau & some written)
⟣playlist to listen to while reading
⟣ pairing — Spiderman!Yeonjun x photographer!moa!reader
⟣ genre — idol au, spiderman au, secret identity, collage au
⟣ summary — you are an aspiring photographer who falls head over heels for a member of a famous boy band. Little do you know, this captivating superstar also leads a covert life as Spider-Man. As your romance blossoms, you are drawn into a world of fame, fan culture, and the thrilling revelation of a hidden identity.
⟣ featuring — txt, jiwoong(zb1), jisung(nct), minnie(g-idle), chuu(loona</3)
⟣ Updates — when i cann </3
⟣ warnings — angst(?)
⟣ start- 10/24/23 ⟣ end- nevaaa
⟣ disclaimers- This is all fictional, the way I write and portray idols in this is fake! (just imagine the people yn is friends with aren't in the K-pop groups they're normally in plz )
⟣ universe lore- pls read!!!
the Spiderman comics exist but not the movies.
spiderman is the only superhero so no Ironman, hulk, Captain America, etc.
Yeonjun has only been Spiderman since late 2021
Deadpool is also here but hes just a silly guy
no canon events (no dead parents)
there are villains but they're nowhere as crazy as for example misterio or that weird lizard guy
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profiles darkest timeline goblins other & privates
episodes/chapters
✶ episode 1. stop complaining??
✶ episode 2. #cantdrive
✶ episode 3. thought we had something
✶ episode 4. i know everything
✶ episode 5. protecting the city(yn)
✶episode 6. u were too late </3
✶bonus episode. jumpscare
✶episode 7. 2 baddies 2 baddies
✶episode 8. comeback showcase
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notee... the playlist for this is kinda like sad sometimes :0 but the smau isnt really angsty i promise!!!!! i just made the playlist before i made this so like idk the playlist is mainly based on spidey vibes
yayayayyabyshghag hope all my mootie cutie patooties love this xoxoxo kissesss
tag list!!! (always open) @run2seob @n034sy @roseyrays @jype2papi @beomies-world @captivq @bblyeonjun @yannew @reyarain @cookiehaos @bluxjun @mochijjunie @jesssssmaybankk @dubuii
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ufolvr · 1 month
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Nothing in the world belongs to me But my love mine, all mine
Sorry for the cheesy song choice, I needed something that sounded sweet and cute for them, just this once 💕
I am an adult, do not reblog this if under 18
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lesbianlotties · 10 months
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so what if Yellowjackets S2 where everything is the same but Misty worked with Jessica Roberts instead of Walter ✨
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leitnerpiper420 · 29 days
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do u think it was a boeing plane...
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tweetsofyj · 3 months
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czechtex · 10 months
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Misty: *exists*
Nat: so tell me about Walter. Who is he? Where is from? What's his full name? Where does he work? What's his license plate number? Can he fight? Do you think he'll miss walking after I kneecap him?
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1mpulsee · 6 months
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❝ I can’t go to sleep because what if Freddy Fazbear is there . ❞
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^^ has been awake for 47 hours
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jilyandbambi · 10 months
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my dad, watching in horror as the Yellowjackets eat Pit Girl: You binged this? got these white girls eatin' each other and shit?
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misspickman · 4 months
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sorry i know crack ships are a regular thing but im always rolling my eyes at all combinations of timber + kon and/or bart bc it feels like such a forced oh we Must put all these guys together even tho most of them wouldn't have any chemistry at all also we are Not going to characterize any of them well either
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junoswrlld · 5 months
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✩°。⋆episode 7-- 2 baddies 2 baddies🎧✮
synopsis -- You're an aspiring photographer who crosses paths with a famous boy band member, unaware of his secret identity as Spider-Man. As you become closer, you're thrust into a world of fame, fan culture, and the revelation of his hidden persona.🕷️🕸✮
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note... this chapter is just to set up the next one ALSO nai made a silly lil cameo in this teehee
tag list!!! (always open) @run2seob @n034sy @roseyrays @jype2papi @beomies-world @captivq @bblyeonjun @yannew @reyarain @jesssssmaybankk @bluxjun @mochijjunie @jesssssmaybankk @dubuii @sanasour @cosmic-marauder @lily-loves-kpop @mackjestic @k1ttylvr @luvtyunn @ckline35 @gravytr4in @lovelywoonggi @shelbsstuff @vatterie @helpimgoinginsanehaha @hunniiz @gyujns @jaemoris
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whatever-baywatch · 2 years
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I think my favorite part of this episode was Zatanna magically summoning up a card to tell Dick what to do next but all that card said was “magic school bus”
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