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apileofmoss · 1 year
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i think I made my leg worse
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Gf rambled to me about how people come onto her and like i mean this in the kindest way possible i cannot relate to that ever happening in the fucking slightest
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s0lam33y · 4 months
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You make me so…
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producer! riri x reader
a/n: I’m sorry if there r a lot of typos, I didn’t have to re-edit this. I was gonna make this a series but I just decided to turn it into a oneshot ! I feel like it’s a bit all over the place but yknow what? It’s fine 💀
@pvnks0ul @fentibeauty @onyxstones-world @kissvamps @shurislover
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Riri 🎶
- meet me at the studio in 30, im tryna wrap this album up, I got places to be.
You read the text from your phone and feel an arm secure around your barely conscious frame. You feel a pair of lips against the nose of your neck that you used to make you shiver in the best way possible but has begun to bore you.
“Where you going?” Your girlfriend, Tori, grumbles as you begin to shift away from her. You turn around and gently kiss her forehead.
“I got to go to the studio.” You tell her as you sit up on the foot of the bed. You pull a shirt from the floor over your naked body. She wasn’t all that good in bed and she didn’t put you to sleep anyway so you don’t see a point in staying. Your girlfriend sits up and rubs at her bleary eyes.
“Why does she always need you?” She questions with irritation seeping through her words. You sigh again, this isn’t the first time she’s commented on Riri texting you late at night. You know it’s not flirtatious and they’ve interacted enough for your girl to hate your producer.
You can’t blame her. Riri’s naturally flirtatious, not purposefully. But her kindness can be taken a certain way. She’s caring, loving and so damn carefree it blows your mind. She calls everyone pet names and your girlfriend wasn’t too happy about it when she heard ‘baby,’ slip out of her mouth. Riri’s respectful and when she saw the slow twitch in your girl’s eyes so she had laid off the pet names for a while. Now she doesn’t care so much.
When you don’t feel like recording, she lets you take breaks. She doesn’t push your limits too quickly. She makes the best beats she can find, Hell, she gets you into after parties. She’s so damn considerate and so sweet.
“It’s work, let it go. A’ight?” You breathe out, walking towards the mirror and fluffing your flattened Afro. You feel arms wrap around your clad waist and want to pry her off of you.
It’s no longer cute, it’s borderline possessive and it’s taking everything in you not to say something crazy.
“As long as you know.” She shrugs, kissing your shoulder before heading out of the room, towards the kitchen you’re sure. You freshen up, wearing a skirt and boots. You never leave without a bunch of bracelets on your arm and golden hoops.
On your way out, you hear your girlfriend’s voice over her mic as she clicks away at her ps5 that you remember buying after your first check from a concert.
“I’m heading out.” You murmur.
“Yeah- Yeah, see you, babe.” She says, more excited at the video game on the flatscreen T.V than you. She doesn’t even spare a glance as you head out of your apartment. You don’t understand how someone can be so considerate and careless as the same time.
You do well for yourself, you live on a rather expensive side of Chicago now. And you’ve managed to take your girlfriend with her, she doesn’t work. Not now. She says she’ll get there at some point but even you aren’t sure when.
You don’t bother driving to Riri’s penthouse. It’s a nice night out, not too cold or too hot. It’s a simple light breeze and you find yourself finding more inspiration anyway. You receive a couple looks, a couple fans bump into you, begging for signatures and snapping photos of you. You’re new to this, the fame and paparazzi. It’s flattering and nowhere near Invasive just yet.
You finally reach Riri’s penthouse after a fifteen minute walk. You can hear the strumming of guitar chords and once you reach to knock a voice sounds.
“Doors already open.” Riri’s voice mentions. You push the door open to find her sitting in her leather couch. Her apartment is full of warm light, it’s the perfect temperature with all kinds of warm toned colors splattered around it.
“Wassup, Y/N. I like your fit.” Riri smiles. She noticed at least. She has a one-sided smile plastered on her face and a part of you can’t tell if you find it cute because it’s her or just a preference you have. Her braids are gathered in a bun on top of her head with spiraling curls framing her face.
“Preciate it.” You reply. She’s man spreading, dressed in loose sweats and sports bra , like she is nearly 90 % of the time. The public notices too and she’s had numerous comparisons to Adam Sandler. She’s more stylish but she has I-Don‘t-Give-A-Fuck, attitude. You noticed the sparkle in her tongue from the piercing lodged there as she begins to speak.
“I just wanted to go over the album, before everything’s set. Is that alright?” She questions as she stands up. She doesn’t walk towards her studio room, instead she walks towards the fridge across the island counter.
“You want sumn to drink?” She offers.
You already know it’s gonna be a long session.
“That was good, baby.” Riri encourages through the other side of the glass. You feel your face heat up at her compliment. It’s not the first time she’s ever praised you but you have the same reaction every time. You look up to find her with a headset on and relaxed look.
“Do that again, I need you to drag out the vowels a lil longer, f’me. If you nail that then this album is platinum.” She requests while sitting back and placing her hands behind her head. You hear the beat again. It’s slow, sensual and you find yourself rushing a lot.
That’s what this album is supposed to be. Slow. Sensual. It’s what your going for anyway. It’s supposed to be about love, lust and passion. Your supposed to be thinking about your girl. The woman in your home.
But instead you think of her. The woman in front of you, your producer.
You should be be thinking about your girlfriends smile, the soft cologne she wears, her raunchy laugh. But instead you think of Riri, her perfect hair, the vanilla perfume that she sprays on her neck, the softest chuckle she always lets out and that toothy grin. She has the cutest smile you think you’ve ever seen.
“Y/N, sweetheart, you missed the entire thing, you okay?” Riri asks. You snap your eyes up only to find her looking at you. Have her eyes always been this brown?
“I’m okay.”
“Fuckin’ liar, step out the booth, we gon talk this out, ma.” She replies. You want to complain but you do what she tells you anyway. Because truth is, she could tell you anything and you’d do it. And you hate that.
You take a seat next to a rolling chair next to her and focus on the glass covered album covers behind her.
“What’s botherin’ you?” She investigates. You focus on her the different golden rings on her fingers, the way she twists them around her middle and pointer finger.
“Nothing, I just um- I can’t focus.” You admit.
“Yeah? And why is that?” She digs deeper, sitting up so her elbow rests on her knees. Have her arms been so toned? You watch the Cuban link around her move back and forth.
“Is it sumn with yo girl?” She guesses. She takes your silence as a yes. She’s always seemed neutral when it comes to your girlfriend. She doesn’t mention it.
“Y/N, do you love her?” Riri asks.
“I don’t know.” You reply and Riri doesn’t know the reason why your questioning it is because of her. She smiles at you, and you’re sure she’s gonna drop some wisdom.
“Go home…go see her, we have a long day tomorrow, we got an after party. I want you to let loose and have fun.” She encourages as her hand gravitates towards the curve of your left shoulder.
“But the album-“
“I’ll put it together, you’ve given me everything I need.” She insists as she ushers you out. You want to reach out for hug but for some reason that seems to intimate.
“I’ll see you.” She promises and just like that you’re out in the Chicago air again.
Her words stick in your mind.
“you’ve given me everything I need.”
The next morning is busy. You wake yourself up and catch the sunrise but don’t have time to watch it. You run through your skincare routine, in the hopes of not having any breakouts.
You plan out your outfit for tonight, you want something that presents you on the outside. So you settle for a dark black body con dress, some black boots to match and a leather jacket. You’ll pair it with some shades and silver jewelry.
This is technically your first after-party and although it’s not a big deal to many artists, it’s a big deal to you. You’re going to meet so many other artists like you, some that you’ve been admiring for years.
While your in your robe, rubbing cream into your face, arms wrap around your waist like they do nearly every morning.
You wonder what Riri’s morning routine is like. Knowing her, she probably wakes up later than she should and most likely stays in bed. It’s wrong for think of someone else while your have a good girlfriend standing right behind you.
Tori’s stable. Predictable. She’s comfortable. She doesn’t try to make you happy anymore, she doesn’t know what you favor. Hell, she barely listens to your music. But you too, have grown far too comfortable. You know what she likes. You’ve known her since you were both in highschool. It’s too late to back out now.
You lean back in her arms and the smell of her cologne has become unfamiliar, your body and system have become accustomed to the scent of sweet vanilla and warm lavender.
“Want some coffee?” She asks and all you can do is smile and nod. You want Riri, but the guilt is too much. The guilt of leaving Tori would squeeze the life out of you.
She has no one but you. Hell, she moved from New York to Chicago to chase your dreams with you. You can’t have her and Riri at the same time. She hands you your coffee, it’s black and there’s nowhere near enough cream but you smile as you drink. She’s good to you.
Riri is no longer an option, she never should’ve been.
The party is at a high-end club. Filled with artists, big and small. None that you can see because of the lowly dimmed red lights throughout.
Riri 🎶
-wya? I got ppl for you to meet.
You try to text back but you feel a hand squeeze your own and look back to see Tori smiling at you. She isn’t dressed to coordinate your outfit but she still looks good, only in a simple white Tee and cargo pants.
“You look good, babe.” She smiles, kissing your shoulder excitedly. Her hand squeeze yours again. You notice that she has no rings on it. You shake your head out of it and feel her hand loosen up as her body tenses behind you. You aren’t sure why until you lift your head up. You find Riri in front of you, she’s in the middle of conversation and throwing her head back as she laughs.
She looks gorgeous. Beautiful. She’s in an oversized suit with nothing but supple skin underneath and a plunged v-neck. She holds a clear glass of what you think is wine and her face beat with a soft glam which you see due to her braids being pulled in a high pony tail. She has her rings on as usual and her chain. That never changed.
Tori’s hand trails down to rest on your waist as Riri approaches. You do your best not to stare at the space between her breasts.
“Nice to see you two.” She smiles, gold decorating her bottom row of teeth. You hear Tori fake a laugh as you smile.
“Y/N, I got a couple people for you to meet, just let me know when you ready.” She points out with her bottom lip tucked into her mouth. You spin on your heel to look at displeased Tori.
“Go, I’ll meet you later, mhm?” You suggests. She mumbles something under her breath and pulls you in for a kiss. It’s messy and your sure your lip liner is on her own lips. You latch away from her and find a waiting Riri.
“Here you go,” She says as she hands you a glass of wine. The even doesn’t call for it but she doesn’t need you borderline drunk especially if it’s for business.
Throughout the night, she introduced you to everyone she can think of. All of her friends, all of the artists she works with, some big and some small. You don’t notice how many drinks you begin to grab and she eventually has to wrap an arm around your waist to keep you on your feet. You start to lean into her touch for support, grabbing at shockingly toned shoulders and veiny hands.
“I think you’re done with the drinks, baby.” She whispers lowly as she leans into you. She had caught you trying to grab another but stopped you before you had the chance.
“I don’t need you ruining y’image.” She says sternly. The carefree version of her that you know is long-gone. Her face is stern as she guides you to a more empty part of the club. She puts you up against a wall, forcing her hands not to linger as she reaches into the pocket of your leather jacket.
Your mind is hazy, cloudy is a better word for it. You’re beginning to see two of her.
“Y/N, put the pin in.” She orders as she placed the phone in your face. You want to say something to her, tell her that she looks so fucking good. And that you’ve noticed the tattooed lined down her sternum.
“I’m calling Tori for you.” She sighs.
“Don’t, please. Not now.” You murmur as she puts the phone to her ear. You grab the lapels of her jacket and pull her close, so close that you can tell that she’s swapped her vanilla perfume for something more expensive.
“I want you.” You clarify through a croaky voice. Her eyes widen to the size of plates as you lean in, pressing her body to your own. She leans in close, so fucking close you can taste it.
“I’m not gonna be your second choice, Y/N. I refuse to be an option, okay?” She coldly clarifies. It feels like a damn slap to the face.
The distance between the two or you causes her to drop your phone which she quickly picks up anyway.
“Stop, Y/N. I’m callin’.” She insists. She looks…uneasy. She takes a step back, breathing in deeply as she looks at you with the phone to her ear.
“Yeah, man, she tipsy. We on the bottom floor, by the entrance.” She hangs up and slips your phone back into your pocket.
“We won’t mention this, you’re just drunk, you don’t want this, baby. You don’t want me, aight?” She says, like she’s trying to convince you but more-so herself. She smiles, hoping that it spreads onto your face but it doesn’t. She brings your hand to her lips and for the first time her lips touch your skin. You’ll never forget it. The coldness of her rings, the softness of her fingertips and the callouses on her palm.
“Go home, ma. I’ll see you.” She says with a sad smile that’s etched itself into your mind. She blends in with the lights the further she walks away from you and all you want to do is call for her but you hear Tori’s voice sound form behind you.
“Let me take you home.” She suggests, interlocking her bare fingers with the one that Riri just kissed. Your hand feels gross now, and you can feel the sweat that’s accumulated on your palm.
She kisses your temple but no matter where she kisses you. It won’t compare to the softest one you’ve ever received.
You agree to let her take you home. That’s the good choice. Tori’s the good choice. But if she is then why doesn’t it feel so fucking wrong?
You wake up the next morning with a slight headache but that’s not the worse part. The worse part is that you remember every single part you of last night. You remember Riri, her outfit, her voice, her kiss.
“You got real tipsy.” Tori murmurs as she rubs your back. You’re leaned over the bathroom sink with watery eyes and an angry stomach.
“I bet.” You murmur. You’ve always been a lightweight so even you don’t understand why you decided to get wine drunk last night.
“Yeah and uh- I’ll give you some space.” Tori says, leaving you with your thoughts.
You luckily, never end up puking your guts out but the nausea never leaves. Not becomes of the alcohol but because of the genuine anxiety from last night. You try to get some sleep but you never do.
Two days after the party you find Riri in her studio. She hasn’t spoken a word about the club. It’s like it’s been wiped from her brain. She keeps calling you pet names and has the softest smile on your face you swear you lose synapses by the second.
But you can’t play along. You’re not sure you want to. You’re seated right next to her with your album playing. The open room feels so stuffy.
And today there are no songs to finish up, or to record. All you two have to do is go over your album. Every song there is. And her favorite song begins to play. It’s your least favorite, more vulnerable than you’d like, it’s not your best work. You named it Seen, again, not your best work, not the most thought out.
“We should scrap that.” You murmur. It’s too intimate, and you’re beginning to hate it. Especially since Riri’s the one hearing it.
“Nah, let it play.” She sighs. All she would really need is a blunt to relax her. You stare at her, admiring her side profile while she closes her eyes. You know it’s about her. The song is about her. All of the nights she spent thinking of lyrics and love, were spent thinking around Riri. You watch her visibly relax, her abs tensing on every inhale and chest rising on every exhale.
“Riri-“
Her eyes meet yours before you can finish your sentence.
“I know…I was hoping you had forgotten, Y/N.” She says, nearly whispering into the air. You’re so tired of having to settle. Riri doesn’t let you, she doesn’t let you settle for bad brand deals, bad concerts, bad programs. You don’t think about any what if’s, what cons there are in your career because as of now she’s done everything in her power so you don’t have to.
"You've given me a lot, Y/N. But I grew up watching my parents and the love they got...There's no one else for them, there's no other choice. They're meant to be...I want nothing less. I don't want to be the other woman." She murmurs, her eyes low as she stares ahead. You remain silent because there's nothing you can think of saying. "Ion know how you feel bout Tori, I know you want me...But it's not difficult to want someone, You don't want me more than you want Tori," But you do. "I don't like this, being confused. You want me but you still with her..." She exhales before continues. " I can't accept that and neither should you." Your song has stopped playing for a long time. She still doesn't turn her head to look at you. Your phone buzzes in your pocket and both of you know who's calling. Riri knows you'll pick up. She knows now that you'll always pick Tori and seeing it will only solidify her thoughts. Tori's good, She's stable. She's everything you need. She should be enough. If that's the case why do you constantly need to remind yourself. You put the phone to your ear and watch Riri shift a little in her chair. Within two minutes, you're walking towards her apartment door. You don't say anything but before you can walk too far, she speaks. "Get home safe." ...
Within days, your album charts in the top 10 on Spotify and Apple music. Your phone blows with congratulation messages from people you love, people dear to you, people you haven't spoken to in years and exes that you have forgotten to block. While you're in the car with Tori, your least favorite song begins to play on the Radio. Today has been so confusing. It's been the worst day and best day of your life. There's nothing scarier than being vulnerable especially to millions of people worldwide. "This song is real cute, Who's it about?" Tori grins, confident that the song is all about her. Then your heart sinks and you realize that out of the hundreds of messages, you really only wanted to see one. Your eyes begin to burn with tears and your phone pings. Speak of the devil.
Riri 🎶
- congrats, y/n. you deserve it :)
You put your phone down and in your pocket, forcing a smile on your face.
“You.” You murmur and it excites the woman next to you but she doesn’t know who lingers in your mind. She never will.
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ncteez · 2 years
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i need more of this i beg😭😭
(just the tip jaemin nsfw)
not sure if you want a continuation of this ask, or more of jaemin in various situations where he's tryna get his dick wet. . . so, ill just continue where i left off~ it's not very good bc i literally wrote it as soon as i saw this ask, so if i disappoint, idk just ask for more? *starts crying*
wc: 0.6k
previously on jaemin being a whore:: “Just the tip–” He mutters out against your ear, thumb pressing into your waist in a way that showed you how badly he wanted it. “please?” He would add after a moment of silence.
The silence went on for a bit longer than he would have wanted and he's starting to feel a little embarrassed by his attempt to seduce you on your family's vacation. He assumed your assistance of rubbing your ass against him was a greenlight, and even more so when you let him fuck your thighs the way he did.
"Please?" Jaemin asks again, gently pulling back but gripping your waist and attempting to turn you towards him.
You still say nothing, opting to go with it because again, he's hot, you're sharing a bed with him, and as long as he is serious about just putting the tip in, you wouldn't have to worry about the long-term consequences of this night.
Pressing your ass back against him and rubbing yourself against the head of his cock, you reach your hand behind you to grip the back of his neck and pull him closer. "Just the tip."
He hums against the skin of your neck in approval when you release your grip from his hair, knowing he's going to have to really make an attempt to control himself because he's never actually been able to fuck a girl with barely half of his cock. But for you, and for the sake of this silent house full of your family finding out, he does his best.
Jaemin is internally burning up when he feels you rub against his cock, he's slipping between the folds of your pussy so smoothly that all he can think about is how easy it would be for him to slip right in, all the way, as deeply as he could go.
But he doesnt, instead, he nuzzles into the crook of your neck and uses one hand to adjust himself against your pussy. He presses into you just slightly and shivers at the sensation of relief almost instantly. His other arm is hugging you closely against him to prevent you from moving too much, because he would definitely lose control.
He can feel your pussy pulsating around the head of his cock and it feels so good, but it truly isn't enough. He tries to gently thrust, letting out low groans against the skin of your ear, breathing hot air and closing his eyes tightly so that he can focus on the way your walls hug the tip of his cock.
You wiggle a bit, allowing him to sink in a little deeper, maybe an inch or two of him inside of you now, you aren't giving him the ability to fill you up in the way you wish he could. Then it dawns on you. What if he just, yknow, gets a couple of good thrusts in and pulls out? There's always the morning after pill, right?
Without a second thought, you wiggle more, slowly working him into you as you feel him struggle from behind to control his own body. His thrusts are still short and tight, you can tell he's trying to ignore the fact that you're definitely fucking yourself against him more and more.
Part of him sighs in relief while the other part wonders if you've gone against the rule because you're as horny as him.
"You said just the tip-" He mumbles against your skin before moaning out at the feeling of you sucking him in even more. "You said-" He releases his control and presses in, holding you in place so that he can lose himself to the feeling of your pussy gripping his cock in its entirety.
All you do is nod, reaching back again and trying to pull his body closer to you. The angle doesn't work, so you guess you'll have to use your words. "I know what I said," You sigh out, knowing that the conversation is already over. He's already dragging his cock slowly in and out of you, you can hear his breath pick up and the silent moans that follow.
"That's it--" You compliment. "You can just pull out, right?"
You can feel his hair tickle your cheek when he nods, picking up the pace and slowly moving one of his hands between your legs.
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ppnuggie · 2 years
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YOUR PREDATOR HEADCANONS ARE SO GOOD!!! I really love em sm! May I request maybe hcs of fugitive, jungle hunter, assasin and city hunter with a mate or s/o that likes to overwork themselves out of boredom? Maybe their mate usually goes on duo hunting missions with them but they start to notice they also take solo missions even if they just finished one?? they tend to forget that their human and humans need rest smh-- I am very sorry if this is too specific and you can ignore this if you want-- Make sure to rest and take your time in writing other more requests, I hope all goes well for you and overall take care of yourself!!!
(Almost forgot to mention the gender but gender neutral is a-ok to me)
      PREDATOR x gn human reader
    『 fugitive ,, jungle hunter ,, AP ,, city hunter ,, gender neutral human reader 』
  -> predators w/ a gn human s/o who overworks themselves out of boredom
  — fluff ,, sfw ,, crack ,, comfort ,, slight tw for bad health behaviors
  — ahhh tysm !! 🥹🤲❤️ im so glad you like my writing 😭😭🤲 ill do your request np ! <33 tysm for requesting too btw !! so far its all been okay ,, been more sleepy then usual but thats bc of school 🙄🙄 tho i was half asleep on the bus tryna write this so there might be some spelling errors 😭
fugitive ::
• he worries over you often when you do this ,, as there are many dangers out in the universe and you’re so fragile 😭❤️
• he at least insists that you let him tag along ,, just to make sure he can at least protect you from something that might happen
• he makes sure you at least rest too ,, he knows the capabilities and limits of humans’ bodies ,, especially if its you
• he does nag a bit but other then that hes just worried over your safety <33
jungle hunter ::
• the moment he sees you taking hunts ,, hes puffing his chest in pride at how strong his mate is ,, look how awesome they are !
• but when he learns of the fact that youre taking them more often then you should without regarding your health ,, he thinks to himself about the situation
• the moment you get back from a hunt ,, hes standing there with his arms crossed and a huff ready to be puffed out his mouth
• hes equivalent to a mom scolding her kids ,, except hes scolding you for disregarding your needs before he decides to spend more time for the rest of the day with you
ap ::
• he wont notice ,, hes busy as ever and doesnt have much time to bother wasting ,, so he wouldnt be aware of your habit
• until hes free for once that is ,, looking all over the place for you and getting grumpy about the fact he cant find you
• he definitely wouldnt admit it ,, but he did think you were stolen from other yautjas or another alien species out there
• not until he notices you coming back from a ship with other yautja who go on hunts does he catch wind of whats been happening
• like jungle hunter ,, hes gonna be there to complain and fuss about it ,, not so much as a ‘i was worried’ sort of way but more of a ‘you dare leave me to myself without notifying me of where you go?’ sort of way
city hunter ::
• hes like jungle hunter at first ,, proud of you but he’s definitely gonna make fun of you and discourage you from hunts
• saying youre too weak and puny and fragile to take on hunts ,, that you should leave those to actual yautja and not to your little human self
• he finally shuts up about it when you come back from back to back hunts ,, tapping his foot as he watches you make your way towards him
• hes definitely a karen about it ,, leaving him for multiple hunts for too long without even a kiss or hug or goodbye or at least mentioning how strong he is 😤😤
• hes gonna give you the silent treatment before he decides youve been punished enough and immediately asks for affection in the worst way possible 💀
• aka this mf grabs you and drags you to your room to just lay in bed and cuddle ,, and maybe eat all your snacks whilst hes at it yknow
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b-o-e · 11 months
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hello!!!!!
i just wanted to let you know that i love your wally series sooo much lol
i try to reread it at every waking moment of my day lol<33
quick question! i was wondering if you had a basic plot lined out for the story or if you just poofed an idea into existence and wrote it lol
i tend to have a basic plot outline but then sprinkle my own random ideas into it as i write lol
its interesting to see how different writers actually write, and i love your style sooo much so i wanted to know how you did it!
sorry for rambling lol
have a fantastic day/night and remember to hydrate! <333
~ 🍞 anon (if i can be lol) <3
gawwwwwhhhh thank you, that's so sweet! I am honoured B) and no worries for rambling at all! I love it to be honest! I think this is basically how things went.
one night, I was tryna sleep, then the plot of snorrrk mimimi popped into my head! I tried to go back to bed, but I was like "yknow what, if I don't write this down right now, I'm going to forget it by morning" so I wrote my idea down, then tried to sleep again. then the plot extended in my head, so I wrote it down, tried to sleep. then again, and again, so I was like "yeah I guess I'm staying up until I've written this entirely" bahahah!
after I wrote and posted that, a few more ideas popped into my head, so I started them off n picked away at em when I could. everything was made to be readable as a oneshot (although the more recent ones are definitely more dependent on the prior fics), with little nods to the fics that came before for people to be like "ooooh" as they connect the dots between them, n just. yeah, haha!
when it comes to plot, I am mostly reliant on music and random stuff that pops in my head haha. I am an avid daydreamer, so that is a big help! makes me sad I can't just transport them into writing, haha! I really just go with the flow for the most part n let stuff come to me. I typically only have short term plot lines in my head, which unfortunately leads to me getting a bit lost as to where to go next at times.
I believe that's all I can really think to talk about. I don't know, I have a really hard time explaining my thought process, so I hope this at least slightly made sense!
sorry for my thoughtless rambles, and I hope you have a fantastic day or night as well! I appreciate your message very much! <3 I like the name as well, hehe.
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lilacartsmadsion · 1 year
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Yknow how i said cacao’s wife left him for affogatto
Well she almost gets beheaded
A perfect song that fits her
I feel like hollyberry and cacao only broke up before cause they needed a proper cacaoian queen but they got back after chocolate souffle left
Cof = coffee village
And when it says `hes out every night on the town just sleeping around` like in the other kingdoms
I changed the lyrics a bit
Grew up in the Cof court,
Oui, oui bonjour.
Life was a chore so, She set sail.
1522, came straight to the kingdom,
All the cacaoian dudes lame. Epic fail.
OooOoo, I wanna dance and sing.
Politics, not my thing.
OooOoo, but then I met the king,
And soon my daddy said "You should try to get ahead"
He wanted me, hah, obviously,
Messaging me like everyday.
Couldn't be better then he sent me a letter,
And who am I kidding I was Prêt-à-manger.
OooOoo, sent a reply.
OooOoo, Just sayin' hi.
OooHoo, you're a nice guy,
I'll think about it maybe xo baby.
Uh oh...
Here we go..
You sent him kisses?
I didn't know I would move in with his misses.
What?!
Get a life!
You're living with his wife?
Like, what was I meant to do?
Sorry, not sorry bout', what I said,
I'm just tryna' have some fun.
Don't worry, don't worry,
don't lose your head,
I didn't mean to hurt anyone...
L-O-L, say "Oh well", or go to hell.
I'm sorry not sorry bout' what I said.
Don't lose your head.
Three in the bed,
And the little one said,
"If you wanna be wed, make up your mind!"
It's her or me, chum,
don't wanna be some girl in a threesome,
Are you blind?
OooOoo, don't be bitter.
OooOoo, 'Cause I'm fitter.
OooHoo, Why hasn't it hit her?
He doesn't wanna bang you, somebody hang you.
Uh oh.
Here we go!
Your comment went viral.
I didn't really mean it but rumours spiral.
Wow, Souffle, way to make the kingdom hate you.
Mate, what was I meant to do?
Sorry, not sorry bout', what I said,
I'm just tryna' have some fun.
Don't worry, don't worry,
Don't lose your head,
I didn't mean to hurt anyone...
L-O-L, say "Oh well", or go to hell.
I'm sorry not sorry bout' what I said.
Don't lose your head.
Tried to elope, but the pope said nope,
Our only hope was Dark Cacao.
He got a promotion, caused a commotion,
Set in motion, the C of E.
The rules, were so outdated.
Us two wanted to get x rated.
Soon, excommunicated.
Everybody chill its totes god's will.
Cacao’s out every night on the town
Just sleepin' around,
Like what the hell?
If that's how it's gonna be,
Maybe I'll flirt with a guy or three just to make him jel.
Cacao finds out and he goes mental,
He screams and shouts like so judgemental.
"You damned witch"
Mate, just shut up.
I wouldn't be such a bi--- if you could get it up.
Uh oh,
Here we go.
Is that what you said?
And now he's going 'round like,
"Off with her head!"
No!
Yea, I'm pretty sure he means it.
Seems it.
What was I meant to do?
What was she meant to do?
Like, what was I meant to do?
What was she meant to do?
No, but, what was I meant to do?!
Sorry, not sorry bout', what I said,
I'm just tryna' have some fun.
Don't worry, don't worry,
Don't lose your head,
I didn't mean to hurt anyone...
L-O-L, say "Oh well", or go to hell.
~Just go to hell~
Sorry not sorry bout' what I said.
Sorry not sorry bout' what she said.
Sorry NOT sorry bout' what I said,
Don't lose your head.
DONT LOSE YOUR HEAD FROM SIX THE MUSICAL I KNOW THIS WHOLE LYRICS.
Fr tho the wife seems like ass
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meat lovers amirite??
Dave Strider x Reader x Karkat Vantas
Chapter 5
I went home with an extra pep in my step, resisting the urge to hop, skip and frolic around like a cutsie whimsical princess or something.
I shut the door to my room and kicked off my shoes, plopping into bed, stomach first with my legs kicking behind me.
I decided against texting Dave- and Karkat and John for that matter, because I didn’t wanna come off as weirdly clingy and desperate for “friendship”. Besides, they’re still working anyway. So instead, I go to text the group chat so I can report the good news.
It takes a few seconds before anyone answers but like always, Roxy is the first to respond.
Me
-!!!!
Roxy <3
- hey babe! What’s up?
Me
-You would not believe what just happened omhggg
Gamz :o)
-wazzzzzupppppp
Me
-Sooo
-I went to see Dave right
Nepetita :3
-Oooh really?? :0
Me
-Yesss
-N I got his number xP!!
Roxy <3
-omg rllyy!!
-wooo!!
Gamz :o)
- u text him yet
Me
-No ima wait a bit
-He’s still working
-also
-I got his coworkers numbers too xP
-They’re named John and Karkat
Roxy <3
-omg????
-girl you just
-3 dudes numbers!!??
Tezi >:]
-Since when did you have the sweet talking abilities for that?? >:0
Me
-I know I knowww
-Ima smoooooth opertatorrrr
-The men flock to me and bow at my feet as I walk by
Gamz :o)
-Waitttttt
-wait wait
-waittttt
Me
-what
Tezi >:]
-Wat >:?
Gamz :o)
-A guy named Karkat
-I might know that motherfucker
Nepetita :3
-a furriend of yours??
Gamz :o)
-Just a guy I met on a field trip like 2 years ago or smn
-we both got lost at the motherfuckin zoo freshman year
-like ours n his school was there at the same time n shit
-kinda just walked around tryna find like the groups we came with or whatever but I kinda gave up
-n he didn’t wanna walk around alone so he just stayed with me
-we was just chillin with the stingrays
-he was still tweakin tf out tho so I gave him a edible
Me
-Omg???
Gamz :o)
-motherfucker didn’t know it was an edible tho or else I don’t think he would’ve ate it
-we were tripping hard by the time we made it back to the buses lol
Roxy <3
-gamzzz 😭😭
-i don’t think u shld giv edibles to strangersss
Nepetita :3
-Yeah that's a little
-ermmm
-rude?
Gamz :o)
-was jus tryna help the guy
Me
-Well anyways
-I’m not like
-Actually interested in them or anything
-Just wanna be friends with them
Tezi >:]
-I thought you wanted to date pizza boy??
Me
-Oh Dave yeah
-I meant just him tho lol
Gamz :o)
-yeah for a sec I thought u were rlly tryna juggle 3 hoes at once
Roxy <3
-yeah righttt
-they can barely juggle dave alobe!!
-alone
Me
-I could totally have multiple hoes if I wanted???
Roxy <3
-yep
Gamz :o)
-mhm
Tezi >:]
-ok
Nepetita :3
-...well.. *sweats nervously*
Me
-FUCK YOU GUYSS
-WHAT EVA!!!!!
-I see you guys are just some hating ass bitches
Roxy <3
-not hating just being #real babe
Nepetita :3
-Anyways!! It’s great that you got Dave’s number!! Are you planning on texting him first or letting him come to you?
-Do you want to be the purredator or purray? :3
Me
-hmmm
-well I was thinking
-wait
-omg?
Tezi >:]
-Wat >:?
Me
-He literallyyyyy just texted me
-brb teehee
Roxy <3
-omgg? the stars r aligningg for u to hav ur momenttt
Gamz :o)
-get his ass
While John gave me his pesterchum user, Dave and Karkat gave me their regular numbers because they “weren’t fucking nerds” and so I put them into my phone’s contacts.
Pizza Dave
-hey dawg
Me
-hiiiii ? aren’t you still working? Lol
Pizza Dave
-yeah I’m still on the clock for like 2 hours but not much is going on
-there was one more call for delivery and I made Kat deal with it because I’m still recovering from that last traumatic experience
-told him I might have some serious PTSD induced panic attacks if I had to hold another pizza in my hands
Me
-Oh haha
-So are you likee
-Just chatting to pass the time?
Pizza Dave
-bingo. pretty much.
-I’d chat with John but right now he’s busy talking to like
-some other friend??
-like what the helllll
-I was the OG bestie yknow
-but now he’s over there getting all cozy with some dude he met on some online forum that’s just a cesspool for shitty movie lovers
-guess he wanted a guy who’d listen to him rave about nick cage without bitchin but I mean I was just keeping it real
-we’re literally on the clock. being on the phone while working is NOT allowed. you’d think he’d know better
… hmm..
Me
-Kinda sounds like you’re a jealous boyfriend lol
Why did I say that? Don’t know, thought it was funny and hit send before I could rethink.
He’d been typing consistently but I could see in real time his speech bubble stop.
I headed back to the group chat to update them, cutting off whatever they were talking about.
Me
-So he’s texting me rn bc he’s bored at work
Nepetita :3
-well that at least shows he’s thinking of you?
Me
-welllllll he just said he’s only talking to me bc his other friends are busy lol
-but I mean this is my chance to slide myself into his personal circle!!
I went back to me and Dave’s convo and- holy shit. While I was gone he was typing up a storm
Pizza Dave
-what
-no
-no way dude
-me and john are just buds
-that's my home dawg yknow
-like if I was jealous it would just be because of the friendship we have being threatened
-yknow what I mean
-like
-not at all like a jealous boyfriend those are like two totally different things
-besides I’m not gay
-and John isn’t either
-I think
-and if he was I still wouldn’t be gay
-cuz I think girls are really hot and have had a few crushes
-on girls
-so there’s like no way
-not that I have any problem with gay people
-and if John was gay that’d be cool and all
-I really don’t care
-cuz at the end of the day I’m not gay so that’s not an issue
-uh
Me
-OKAY I GET IT
-I was just joking bro
-You don’t gotta get all freaked out lol
Pizza Dave
-I’m not freaked out
-who’s freaking out?
-not me
-I’m chill
-chill as hell dude
-look up chill in the dictionary and you’ll see my face
Me
-Okay
-anyways
-what school do you go to?
Yeesh. I guess that boyfriend comment opened up a can of worms. I screenshotted the convo to share with the group chat.
Me
-Soooo… guys..??
Gamz :o)
-wow
Roxy <3
-Yikes he’s definitely closeted
Tezi >:]
-Totally. That’s actually kinda embarrassing
Nepetita :3
-Aww I feel kinda bad… but I mean he said he’s alright with gay people so
-it probably won’t be that long until he opens up and accepts that part of himself?
Me
-Yeah I think so too
-I don’t think he has a crush on John specifically but he’s def fruity
-even if this whole relationship thing doesn’t work out ima stick to with him to support him cuz boyyy does he need it!!
I go back to chatting with Dave and he seems to have calmed down. We both learn a bit more about each other after 15 minutes he says he has to get back to work. We said our goodbyes and I headed to take a shower so I could process all the information I learned today.
Maybe I’ll talk to him tomorrow during lunch? Even though we have different schools, apparently our bell schedules matched up and we even had lunch at the same period.
I yawn and tuck myself into bed for a few hours of scrolling on my phone.
———
a/n btw John was talking to Jake, no I'm not shipping them
Also Dave is closeted and in denial.
I see both him and Karkat as bisexual but since this fic is supposed to be gender-neutral I don't think I'll go into too much detail on how that could affect his relationship with reader bc it's different depending on who you are. I might end up making reader bisexual too but idk bc I don't want readers who aren't bi to be 'forced' into it. I mean all I know for sure about you guys reading this is that you're attracted to men (or just reading this bc you're bored lol)
Also Karkat is also a bit closeted but he's very much aware of who he is, he's mainly closeted because he knows Dave is iffy around his own sexuality and is worried Dave will see him different if he comes out to him.
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you wearing bakugou’s black tank top while he’s shirtless. that’s all.
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mapleshmaple · 4 years
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taromolktea · 2 years
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𝔰𝔩𝔢𝔢𝔭𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔟𝔢𝔞𝔲𝔱𝔶
Diluc, Albedo, Xiao, Kaeya (all separate) X Reader (they/them pronouns; 2nd person)
word count: 1.1k
content: waking up to pretty boys n their bedheads- bedhead heacanons… bedcanons, if you will okay maybe not; a teeny bit suggestive in Kaeya's part bc it's Kaeya lmao otherwise it's all soft shit
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。🌠 🎀 𝓇𝑒𝒷𝓁🌞𝑔𝓈 & 𝒸😍𝓂𝓂𝑒𝓃𝓉𝓈 𝒶𝓇𝑒 𝒽𝒾𝑔𝒽𝓁𝓎 𝒶𝓅𝓅𝓇𝑒𝒸𝒾𝒶𝓉𝑒𝒹❢ 𝓌𝑒'𝒹 𝓁❤𝓋𝑒 𝓉💙 𝓀𝓃🍑𝓌 𝓌𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓎🌺𝓊 𝓁🍩𝓋𝑒𝒹 𝒶𝒷💍𝓊𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈❣❣ 🎀 🌠。
𝕯𝖎𝖑𝖚𝖈
he’s usually pretty good at keeping his hair out of the way but when he comes home from a long night of being Batman, sometimes mans jus wants to go to bed and who could blame him
certainly not you
not when he wakes up with his hair a complete and utter mess of red velvet cowlicks aaaaahh
it’s my personal hc that Diluc actually has like. leftover baby face. which he pretends not to notice about himself but he does
like sure he acts mature it’s the trauma but he’s got the face of an angel baby and when his hair is messy and down, his more boyish charm is brought to light hehe
he wakes up a little grumpy bc of his hair bein all up in his face and he bats at it spluttering like damn he’s not even fully conscious and the day is already doin him a bamboozle
your cooing is the first sweet sound in his ears tho and your fingers carding through his hair are the first sweet touch he feels which is always a win in Diluc’s book
“sleep well?” you ask, your hands cradling his face
“well enough i suppose… *yawn *i always sleep better with you, sweetheart” he replied all groggy, “you… feel nice.” he adds, learning into your palm and his cheek smushes uwu
sleepy Diluc = no filter Diluc and he says the sweetest things
but only for a little while bc his own mushiness wakes him up (plus your giggling) as he awkwardly leans back and coughs, tryna hide in his mane and hope the blush on his cheeks jus blends in w the rest of the red
it does actually but that jus makes it cuter
𝕬𝖑𝖇𝖊𝖉𝖔
definitely the type to jus go to bed still wearing the same clothes he wore earlier because all he knows is alchemy, sleep, repeat
you’ve done a tremendous service in setting up a pretty decent nighttime routine for him which is basically jus making him use all the same products n things you use bc he already likes watching you use them so he doesn’t mind recreating the routine himself, it makes him think of you :) especially bc you’re likely to be asleep by the time he gets back from the lab
on his lazier nights tho, when he jus wants to go to bed and curl up next to you, he wakes up with messy braids that half the time aren’t even tied together in the back anymore and his bangs are pointing to the North Star lmao
many of those who are lucky enough to even see Albedo around Mondstadt will confirm that he is, in fact, beautiful to look at. like art. he’s a masterpiece.
and yknow what he’s still a masterpiece with his bangs pointing to the North Stare nodnod
he doesn’t understand why you’re giggling at him but he smiles when he feels you press a kiss on his exposed forehead ALBEDOEXPOSEDFOREHEADAGENDAALBEDOEXPOSEDFOREHEADAGENDAALBEDOEXPOSEDFOREHEADAGENDA
“is something funny?” he asks, keeping his forehead against yours
“you.”
“me?”
“mhm. your hair’s a mess- it’s cute!”
“i-i see… well, i’m glad you find it so endearing.”
he’s not the self conscious type normally but even Albedo can’t help wanting to look just a tiny bit more presentable for you as his hands start trying to fix his hair, only for his fingers to get intertwined with yours as you stop him
“i’ll do it. i know you secretly want me to every morning.”
“you know me too well, love. or maybe this was all an experiment to get you to do my hair for me forever.”
“hm… maybe.”
𝖃𝖎𝖆𝖔
little meow meow doesn’t pay much attention to his appearance/hair bc yknow. karmic debt n demon slaying keep him pretty occupied
probs can’t even fathom the idea of bedhead bc mans don’t sleep hdfghjfksdfgjdjshjd im in spain but the s is silent
as his s.o, you have the profoundly unique ability to coax him into proper resting habits
it took him awhile before he was able to sleep in your bed w you but it’s become his sanctuary uwu if he feels like treating himself he’ll initiate cuddles
little spoon Xiao 🤝 bedhead Xiao like his short hair sticks up in all sorts of angles btwn getting squished in your arms, the bed n lots of pillows
he wakes up lookin like a wreck but he’s actually the most well rested he’s ever been in 2000 years wow
whines when you scoot away to go to the bathroom all wait where are you going pls don’t leave like he sits up n really contemplates following you bc he’s so attached to your presence, he doesn’t like being w/o you
waits patiently but grabs you n sets you on his lap the moment you’re back
melts under your touch as you run your fingers through his hair, mostly bc you know he loves scalp massages, but also in a halfhearted effort to “fix” his bedhead
“why’d you stop?” he asks quietly n you sigh “i think your bedhead is unfixable, but it’s okay. you’re still my pretty boy.”
“bedhead…? is that some mortal insult?” “what- no?”
you show him his hair with a nearby handheld mirror pushes you on the bed n covers your face with a pillow bc you were giggling at his surprised reaction
“Xiao!” you whine under the pillow “it’s fine! everyone gets bedhead!” “hmph. i’m ashamed you saw me in such a state.” “you’re still as cute as a button, i promise!” “……………………………promise?” “mhm!” “…okay.”
𝕶𝖆𝖊𝖞𝖆
doesn’t get bedhead. he’s Kaeya L’oreal commercial headass Alberich.
teases you for y o u r bedhead bc he’s a menace to society
the 2 of you probs end up w his hair in both yalls mouths
has yelped in the middle of the night from either of you tossing n turning in bed n his hair getting caught as a result
“as much as i love when you pull my hair in bed, this is becoming detrimental to my health” “then perish”
somehow convinces you to help him braid his hair so it doesn’t bother either of you anymore when you’re tryna sleep
ends up making him too powerful bc Kaeya w wavy hair? i am passing away.
maybe if he ever cuts his hair short then it would look messy when he wakes up n he kinda panics like wait this wasn’t part of the deal
has to sit through all your teasing as retribution for all the times he teased you for your bedhead, this is The Way
puts up w it all bc he loves any attention from you he even likes when you pull his hair better when it’s short oop
。🌠 🎀 𝓇𝑒𝒷𝓁🌞𝑔𝓈 & 𝒸😍𝓂𝓂𝑒𝓃𝓉𝓈 𝒶𝓇𝑒 𝒽𝒾𝑔𝒽𝓁𝓎 𝒶𝓅𝓅𝓇𝑒𝒸𝒾𝒶𝓉𝑒𝒹❢ 𝓌𝑒'𝒹 𝓁❤𝓋𝑒 𝓉💙 𝓀𝓃🍑𝓌 𝓌𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓎🌺𝓊 𝓁🍩𝓋𝑒𝒹 𝒶𝒷💍𝓊𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈❣❣ 🎀 🌠。
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Yknow what in light of the recent archon quest I wanna get absolutely DESTROYED by Halfdan. Like, I imagine he is very polite and such but he is a total monster (heh) when it comes to bed. Like yessir that sheer size difference tho....👉👈👉👈👉👈 If Enjou was a challenge then HOO BOY I cant imagine tryna take Halfdan....
hi hi anon!
literally just yes. so i finally got into the chasm and oh my sweet jesus, the windcutter is so big and tall and strong and ainsxiabc,, like just imagine how big their dicks are. and they're def thicker and heavier than enjou, especially hafdan,, i still wuv enjou tho
like halfdan is so sweet and careful the entire time, attempting to take it slow since you're so small and you'll be taking something so big inside. but it's so hard, since the way you suck him in and clamp down on so tightly has him going crazy.
ALSO TO THE NONNIE WHO HAD WANTED A HALFDAN AND ENJOU THREESOME, I AM SO SORRY, I HAD NO IDEA WHO HALFDAN WAS AT THE TIME, AND I THOUGHT YOU HAD THOUGHT UP DAINSLEIF AS AN ABYSS LECTOR OR MISSPELLED HIS NAME OR SOMETHING AND I'M SO EMBARRASSED NOW AJBHXACB-
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤnsfw below!
" a-ah...it's so..big.."
" i-is that so..? should i prepare you more then?"
you nod rapidly in embarrassment, cheeks feeling like they were on fire as halfdan hums with a hint of bashfulness in his voice, and guides his big hand back down to your drooling and aching pussy. he drags the padded tips against your folds, tingles of pleasure following in the wake of his touch.
you don't know how it came to this, you really don't. one minute you'd been fiercely fighting against the creatures within the underground mines of the chasm, and the next, you found yourself alone with this abyssal being who'd called himself halfdan. you were pretty sure that you'd gotten pretty wet when you had first seen him, but who could blame you?
" unnm..t-tickles..!"
...okay, sure, you were a complete and utter pervert who wanted to be manhandled by a sentient monster such as halfdan. but you still had some dignity! you wouldn't fuck him if he wasn't willing or would just try to kill you for archon's sake! but now, you were sat up on a large smooth stone elevated enough, while this abyss being gently rubbed his fingers against your folds, preparing you for what was to come.
your thoughts are shaken when halfdan presses a thick finger right against your clenching hole, and a shudder traverses throughout your bare body.
" i'll stick a few more in, alright?"
" y-yeah.." you whimper as he slides in a finger with ease, wriggling and squirming against your soaked insides. even his fingers feel big inside of you, and it's enough to make you want to cum on the spot. but you hold it in, only letting soft moans escape your now hung open mouth.
a few minutes pass, with faints wet squelches, and moans filling the air, before halfdan nudges a second finger against your stuffed cunt. this time, a more audible string of moans leave your mouth as a burning stretch sear against your walls. he scissors and stretches you open, flicking his two fingers back and forth and scraping the thick digits against your wet walls. before long, he prods a third finger against your cunt, and wiggles it inside, which draws out a long choked whimper from you.
it feels so good, you feel so stuffed and these were just his fingers. he'd fingered you open earlier, and yet you still couldn't adjust to how thick his fingers were. if you couldn't handle his fingers, then how would you adjust to his monstrously huge cock when he'd push it inside..?
" mnhh..f-full..feel so full.." you mumble, dewy eyes peering up at halfdan as he jerks his hand with small movements, and he pauses for a moment as his glowing cyan blink at you.
" oh..i'm sorry. i-is it uncomfortable..?" you feel his fingers begin to slowly slide out with precaution as his voice takes on a more worrisome tone.
" no, it's fine. it just feels..a bit weird is all." he sighs in relief before he resumes the squirming and stretching of his fingers. each time he curls them upward, he rubs right against your g-spot, and quiver after quiver of violent and rushing pleasure pours into your core.
" w-wait! 'm gonna-unnghhii! cumming, cumming, i'm-!"
suddenly, halfdan yanks his fingers from your dripping cunt, and with it, the bubbling feeling of burning pleasure begins to die down. you whine feebly in protest, and you're about to say a few choice words, but when you glance down, those words die in your throat.
he's hard.
he's so fucking bigーthe shaft is monstrously thick, colored a faded cyan color that darkens around the frenulum. it's drooling so much pre-cum that you'd think he was cumming already. you swallow hard as he shudders with visible arousal. no way that three fingers were sufficient preparation, his dick was too big, even for you.
" i-i'm sorry, but..i want to put it in already..please.."
you gulp loudly, before you hook one hand underneath your thigh and hold it open, whilst the other spreads open your labia with two fingers, sticky arousal glistening and drooling down. the rock you lay on is smooth enough to where it doesn't cut into your skin, but it's a bit too firm to be doing such intimate activities on. but it's okay, you'll bear with it for now.
" thank you..thank you.." his big hand grasps your inner thigh, holding it open for you whilst his other grasps the base of his huge cock, holding it in place as he guides it down against your pussy. you whimper when it presses against your throbbing hole, and your heart pounds so hard that it's making it hard to focus.
" ready?"
" m-mmmn!"
halfdan nods and slowly begins to push the plush head past your clenching hole. he doesn't make much progress, as it's much too tight for him. he hisses, before he tries again, this time, pushing much harder. your whimpers become much louder as he inches his way inside, the burning stretch of your pussy pulsing erratically. when the entirety of the head is snug within your walls, he shoves his hips forward with a deep thrust andー
" UGGHMMNNII?!"
oh god, it's too big, the stretch is too much-! you choke back sobs as searing burning pain pulses within your folds. sure he did his best to stretch you out, but you didn't think it would be this bad..! drool escapes the corners of your mouth, even with you clenching your mouth tightly shut.
" 'm gonna die..'s too much...y-you're too big-!"
" unmmff..a-apologies ( name )..please bear with it for a bit longer..!"
easy for him to say, he wasn't the one getting his insides wrenched open..! but you swallow back the snarky words and dig your nails into his muscular biceps, trying to ground yourself amidst the stinging pain, whilst he continues to push himself in slowly, bit by bit.
" s-so tight..i can barely move..s'good..feels so good inside you ( name )..!" he groans, taking in deep and heavy breaths as he adjusts to the feel of wet and tight heat squeezing down around him. halfdan's trembling and quivering like a leaf in the wind, clearly having never experienced such pleasure before.
" h-halfdan..'s too much..too big, 'm gonna..! unghhiii?!" a shriek erupts from your mouth when he gives a final push, and you feel the head of his cock pressing against your cervix, the strange pressure making your head spin.
" i-i'm all the way in.." he sounds happy as he finally bottoms out, and he glances down at your stomach, but sucks in a breath what you assume to be surprised. " a-ah.."
" w..what..?" you blink away your tears as you glance down, and you understand what he's looking at. your lower belly is bulging with the outline of his huge cock, pressing and rubbing upward. o-oh, so that's why your stomach..!
" s-see? i told you it was huge.."
halfdan isn't listening, instead, he's looking at the tummy bulge that his big cock has made. raising his free hand, he begins to stroke and squeezes the outline with lewd fascination.
" w-wait..n-no, not like that..!" more cries and whimpers leave your mouth as he gropes at the protrusion, too focused to even hear your pleads and sobs.
" so cute..i'm all the way in here.." a small push of his hips and the bulge raises just ever so slightly. you squeal at the overwhelming sensations that assault your core, and you squeeze his arm.
the sensation of his huge cock stings less and less until it no longer makes you want to puke. in fact, it was starting to feel...good. you're surprised halfdan was able to hold back this long, but then again, he was too fixated on the outline on your stomach to notice, or he simply wanted to stay put inside.
" h-hey..move already..it doesn't hurt anymore." his eyes flick up, and like a switch, he reverts back to that fumbling mess that he was before.
" a-ah apologies. i just didn't realize that-" he catches himself, before clearing his throat in awkwardness and he slides his hand under to the small of your back and lifts your hips up, and you whine as his shaft rubs and pushes into your cunt. your legs hang uselessly behind him, but you're sure that you'll probably need them to hang on.
" alright, i'm gonna move now."
" okay." taking in a deep breath, you softly grind up against the base of his thick cock and his grip around his thigh tightens. you briefly wonder if he'll even know what to do..
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ...
" NHGGH!♡ OH GOD!♡ NNH!♡ RIGHTーUNNHHーT-THERE!♡ Y-YES!♡"
" d-don't squeeze so tight-! 'm gonna..!"
carnal shrieks and moans fill the cavern, echoing about and surely giving an idea to anyone or anything of what was going on. but you don't care, your body feels like it'll burst at any moment, the pleasure filling your veins and numbing your mind until it's all you can think about.
the stretch of your pussy around halfdan's huge cock deliciously burns, swallowing him up and squeezing down tightly, trying to milk even more of his cum inside of you. he'd cum so muchーheavy thick globs that quickly filled you up and leaked out of your stuffed cunt almost right after. and that was just from one round. he had monstrous stamina, keeping you going for such a long time and able to still be so hard after so long.
even with you clinging to him, he had to hold onto your bouncing butt, squeezing tightly as if he was gonna burst. really, he was strong enough to where he could've just held you with one hand and used you like a fleshlight for his own personal pleasure, but he insisted on carrying you, not that you minded. it just meant you could wrap your legs around him and keep his monster cock snug inside and make sure that every last drop of his heavy cum was poured into your greedy cunt.
" F-FUCK ME HARDER!♡ FUCK ME WITH YOUR BIG DICK!♡♡" you bawl, grinding back into the rapid and harsh thrusts that reach your deepest parts and rub right up against your cervix.
you don't care that your body is utterly exhausted and crying out for a break or that if he cums inside anymore, you might really get pregnant. no, you just want halfdan to keep fucking your pussy with his monster dick, using you as his cumdump to his heart's content. hell, he could even use you as his breeding hole if he wanted to and you wouldn't even be mad.
" FASTER!♡ H-HARDER!♡ CUM INSIDE MY PUSSY HALFDAN!♡♡" you sound like some kind of filthy pervert, but you want him to fuck you until you break. you want him to fill your womb up with his thick cum like a lewd toy.
" d-dont say such..unghh-!"
you're surprised you can even hear him, with your ears ringing and your head spinning, but he sounds...embarrassed. aww, that's pretty cute..♡
" why?♡ it feels really good♡" you coo against the side of his armored face. you're sure if he could, he'd be blushing like crazy from all of the lewd things you'd screamed and moaned while he fucked you. the thought makes you feel stupidly giddy. " you don't have to hold back halfdan. you can use my pussy however you like♡ i'll even be your personal bitch if you want♡"
he chokes on his breath at your obscene words, rather ironic given that he was pounding into your pussy like a starved man--err, beast. honestly, you can barely even think straight. your speech is so slurred that one could mistake you for a drunk fool, if not for the loud and salacious moans that interrupt your words.
" hehe, see?♡ your dick got even bigger inside♡ don't be shy halfdan♡ just fuck me to your heart's content, okay?♡♡"
his monster cock pulses violently inside, and you whimper a bit too loudly, but it just feels so good. he's so so big, so thick and heavy, and the thought of him fucking you stupid like this all the time has another wave of sheer arousal wash over your body.
" more♡...i need more♡ fuck me more halfdan♡"
"...a-alright.."
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lustbile · 2 years
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nct u, let’s play ball unit thoughts on the threesome dynamics for the following pairings?
female x (doyoung & jeno) ~ i put them together especially because jeno is doyoung’s favourite, so how would they compete in bed to impress the girl? hehehe
female x (jaemin & yangyang) ~ this is random, but the 2 of them are kinda awkward and lack interactions so it’ll be fun to know how they tryna compete in bed
these threesome dynamics are honestly kind of fun even though sometimes I feel like I get kind of repetitive with a few and with that being said,
jeno is doyoung’s baby. like, I feel like it would take so much convincing to get doyoung and jeno in that space, but doyoung more than anyone. it would definitely had to be started as jeno&you being in a relationship or friends first and then jeno starts to notice the way you 👀 when doyoung is around and dotting on him. so I think it would be a situation of jeno looking at you and asking ‘you want him to baby you too right?’ and doyoung is down because jeno likes you, jeno is his baby, you might as well be a baby to him too. but then it gets more into the praising kind of territory and jeno is seeing it more than anyone. the dynamic would mostly end up being doyoung babying you and jeno while jeno babies you and looks for doyoung for guidance. I feel like there would be a lot of standing back for doyoung, letting you two get all your energy out and putting himself in the mix when you give him puppy eyes he can’t ignore. but he would still be a bit apprehensive with how much he cares for jeno and being in that scenario it would take a lot of convincing.
jaemin and yangyang are definitely an interesting pair. jaemin has more of a lazy and dominating energy and yangyang is more of a nervous and excited energy. and that plus the somewhat awkwardness. with being more dominant casually and comfortable just interacting, I feel like a lot would be initiated by jaemin, and a lot of what happens past that would be dependent on how you are towards the situation. it would definitely start as a conversation without you. jaemin would probably be the first to notice that him and yangyang both have a thing for you, and with the lack of interest in competing for your attention, jaemin would approach him with the offer of ??? wanna see where this can go?? if yknow what I mean 👀 and then they’d both approach you together but privately. and then you know you say yes. and then I think it would be very rushed and juvenile? my brain is thinking like a messy fucking at a house party situation. mostly oral and making out. jaemin letting yangyang fuck your mouth first because he’s much more interested in getting his own face between you thighs. and just nervous but excited yangyang being cute and eager with an almost cocky and casual jaemin being down for anything and rolling with the punches
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bloom-bloom-pow · 3 years
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pretending to forget about their birthdays (1/2)
hyung line only bc i was lowkey running out of ideas 💀 i’ll post (2/2) soon... 
heeseung
he woke up and rolled over to see you still (pretending to be) sleeping 💀
"hey babe, guess what day it is!😁"
"i'm really tired today.. can you let me sleep in? i'm sorry.."
he went 🥺 but waddled around the house, looking for things to do and pass the time
as soon as he walked out of the room you immediately texted the boys telling them to come over
you got ready as quickly as you could and lit candles on the cake you had hid in your closet
the rest of his members, entering through the back door with kazoos, played and sang happy birthday for heeseung🥳
felt embarrassed that he thought his best friends would ever forget
he blew out all the candles 
blue and white frosting was smudged onto his giggling face 😩
jay
you were both cuddling on the couch when the clock hit twelve
still reading news articles on your phone, you seemed to not care that it was april 20th🤠
in the hopes of getting a kiss or even just a few words, he randomly acknowledged that it was 420
"jay 😳😳 don't smoke.. you won't be as handsome if you do drugs yknow..." you innocently reminded him, snickering
he couldn't argue with you, what you said was true
(guys don't do drugs please) 
you left him all alone on the couch, telling him that you need to use the restroom
when you came back, you hurled the six foot teddy bear you got for him😔🙏🏼
he was so alarmed that he tried to punch it 😭
when he saw your big smile, he immediately melted and blushed as you sang happy birthday off key 😝🥳
is anyone else super bad at singing but good at dancing
jake
when he saw you getting up he pretended to go back to bed teehee
you got ready and woke him up like any other day 
he went all ??? as you gave him a VERY quick kiss and ran out the door
he went all :(( i guess everyone forgot,, 
facetimed his mom so hear happy birthday from her💀
you met up with the rest of the boys outdoors and then made your grand entrance
he looked at the massive balloons and the homemade cake and started tearing up
“i thought you guys actually forgot..🥺”
all of you reassured him that they were planning a surprise for almost an entire month 😁
you gave him one of those necklaces that have like a bunch of photos of yourselves in it 🥺
after the celebration ended he couldn’t stop looking at the photos inside the necklace🥺
he was so lucky to have so many people love him awwh 😫✋🏼
sunghoon
when he was denied his first kiss of the day, he knew that you were kidding😆
until you denied the next several hundred-😣
just give the baby his kisses, dang
you got exasperated and almost blew up at him (v good acting!)
he slinked away, more hurt than angry when you realized he probably thought you weren’t acting😔
running around tryna find him, you saw him watching the cake
you were honestly relieved that he found out because omg.. sad hoon is no bueno🥺
he sweetly giggles and lies that he knew you were joking the entire time
he pulls up a chair for you to sit in and watch the fluffy goodness rise
after you take it out of the oven, he asks you if he can help decorate (really shyly tho hhh)
you’re like AWWH yeah sure !!😁
you spend the rest of the morning dancing and decorating his birthday cake 🥺
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faorism · 3 years
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so. in tbbj, moreau's skepticism of garçon-turned-middle-man hardison hinges on his knowing (professionally and yknow..... biblically) eliot. "you work alone." there's an absolute pettiness in there of making sure eliot knows moreau knows exactly what eliot has been doing. (there was definitely a snoopy lunchbox retrieval, a job that was supposed to be keeping with eliot's code of discretion so it's something moreau definitely shouldnt know about and the fact that he does tells eliot that maybe moreau wasn't tracking him as closely as eliot was tracking him, but that he was Monitored at some point.) but, given the possibility of eliot being an internal enforcer/boogeyman for moreaus goons (a la @vickyvicarious's meta), there's a way eliot likely was isolated even before he left to do solo retrieval work.
eliot's response: "things change." the thing about a grift this deeply wound with your real identity is the way what's closest to the truth cements a lie this personal. eliot gives a peek behind the curtain with this. yeah. things certainly have.
later. about 1.5 years later later. the rundown job and fucking needing to take down a terrorist attack in an afternoon. first things up, eliot proposes, is getting parker and hardison on the first plane outta dc. and this is and isn't eliot working alone. it is and isn't like before, because yes, a solo mission is what he's used to, but in his heart, it's to keep them alive. safe. the mechanism behind the choice is at its core love rather than obligation, running away from demons, or convenience. he isnt tryna be a lone wolf here, but a martyr in the making.
you have to be so completely part of a team to be so protective in the middle of a goddamn terrorist attack takedown in a goddamn afternoon. this, hardison calls out: "and you? you’re going to handle this by yourself?"
and then... and then parker... oh she gives us The Line: "we agreed we all change. better or worse, we change together." (and god, seeing that written so plainly there, better or worse feels an awful lot like in sickness and in health.) and there's that word again. change. she wasn't there poolside 1.5 years before nor does it seem they was paying attention to the comms if they had them at all. but hardison was there as witness to moreau and eliot's verbal tiff. and its still an exchange eliot will think about often. and then, specifically, we change together. the subject is no longer lost behind the ambiguous "things" from tbbj (was it eliot who had changed? circumstance? alliances? who knows). now, the subject is clear. defined. the ot3 found in that we. and just so eliot doesn't forget: she offers the opposite of the alone moreau thought he knew of eliot; she offers eliot together.
all of this to say. whenever they make this vow (after kissing, there's definitely kissing involved), i think it's hardison who formulates the foundation of whatever needs to be said to get to we change together. he says whatever he does looking at eliot and eliot (who's mind is a goddamn sponge of intricate details and is able to make these batshit wild ass connections)... eliot intuits the reference. but its a reference parker also knows, shared in the privacy of her and hardison's bed as they wondered about eliot's place with them when they wanted him so. he is so used to being alone, mama. then so we teach him things can be different. they are already for all of us. and they do teach him and are taught back. together.
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