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for a homosexual ship to be good and Validated, they must first be associated with mr loverman by ricky montgomery through an angsty edit of some sort
#satosugu#stsg#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#ymir x historia#ymirhisu#attack on titan#aot#ash x eiji#asheiji#banana fish#langa x reki#renga#sk8 the infinity#bokuaka#bokuto x akaashi#haikyuu#and now#aziracrow#aziraphale x crowley#good omens#mr loverman
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the unfinished love made by isayama...
#attack on titan#shingeki no kyojin#aot anime#levi#hange zoe#levi ackerman#levihan#eren x mikasa#eren jaeger#mikasa ackerman#eremika#ymirhisu#ymir freckles#historia#christa lenz
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The Marleyans part 8: Los Angeles, The Making-Off
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Sasha: I'm cold
Connie: Here have my jacket
Historia: I'm cold too
Ymir: What? [taking off jacket] I told you to bring more layers but of course you didn’t listen and now- [piling blankets on her] now look, I’ve got to make sure you don’t FREEZE to death and [taking Mikasa's scarf] how long have you been cold? You should’ve said something sooner.
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Armin: I'm cold
Annie: Well what the heck do you want me to do? I don't control the goddam weather!
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Reiner, looking at Bertholt: Hey, I'm cold t-
Bertholt : Look we both know we forgot our jackets at camp, don't even try.
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Mikasa: *scooting up on the same bench as Eren and cuddling against him* I'm cold too, Eren
Eren: Don't worry about it *goes to collect some wood, starts a bonfire and then finally sits down, on another bench than Mikasa*
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Hange: I'm cold.
Levi: And what do you want me to do? Set you on fire?
Hange: Ye-
Levi: Nevermind. Forget I said anything.
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Levi: What do we do when something goes wrong...?
Jean: Add to cart
Reiner: Cry
Gabi: Mood
Pieck: F in the chat
Armin: Not again!
Historia: Text my ex
Mikasa: Cut my hair
Connie: Shots!!
Falco: Thank you
Hange: Hoes mad
Annie: It's my horoscope
Commander Magath: Bottle it up
Zeke: Leave the country
Eren: Fistfight God
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Zeke: I love the phrase "with all due respect", because it doesn't specify how much respect is actually due. Could be none. Bitch.
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Marcel: Hey, it's your turn to wash the dishes.
Porco: I'LL WASH THE WALLS RED WITH YOUR BLOOD.
Marcel: 'Kay, but before that, wash the dishes, also use soap this time?
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Historia, struggling to keep upright in her 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me
Mikasa, pointing at her and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels while carrying Eren with her other arm: WEAK.
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Pieck: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
Zeke, holding a magnifying glass: Scientifically experimented on without consent and disposed off as soon as I am no longer useful.
Pieck: No.
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*The squad is having dinner together*
Historia: Mikasa, can you pass the salt?
Mikasa: *Throws Levi across the table*
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Mikasa: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!
Eren: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
Mikasa: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING ARMIN WITH ME
Levi, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.
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Commander Magath: Tonight, one of you will betray us.
Gabi: Is it me, Commander?
Commander Magath: No, it’s not you.
Annie: Is it me, Commander?
Commander Magath: It’s not you either.
Zeke: Is it me, Commander?
Commander Magath:
Commander Magath, mockingly: Is IT mE cOmmAndEr?
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Commander Magath: Can I be frank with you guys?
Gabi: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help.
Zofia: Can I still be Zofia?
Falco: Shh, let Commander Frank speak.
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Falco: SaSa LeLe
Reiner: It's Sale Sale
Gabi: 50% off + 50% off, it means it's 100% off, everything is free
Annie: You moron, 50% of 50% is 25% off
Commander Magath: Could you all PLEASE focus and not get distracted by a shop with a sign? Where's the guy we're tailing?
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Annie, laying on her bed: I've heard people say my name twice today, it's either ghosts or hallucinations
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Reiner, from behind the door: It's me outside. Do you want some muffins?
Annie: What kind?
Reiner: Zucchini, but it tastes like banana nut
Banannie: Bananas can nut?
Reiner: You know what? I'll keep my muffins.
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Pieck : Why does basil smell so fucking amazing?!
Zeke: Watch out for the brain scorpions though
Falco: It's the basil
Gabi: Yeah, can confirm, it's the basil that does it.
Pieck: Good points
Pieck: Wait what was that first thing?
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Zeke: *Holding a picture of Pieck* Have you seen this woman?
Hange: No, why? Is she missing?
Zeke: She's on vacation and I miss her
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Sasha, fighting Gabi: You know, out of all the children I've ever had fights to the death with, this is the weirdest one
Reiner: Dammit, Gabi, I told you the cat ears weren't hype anymore!
Sasha: These baddies getting weirder and weirder
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Mr. Leonhart: Annie's at that very special age where a girl has only one thing on her mind
Commander Magath: Boys?
Annie: Homicide.
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Moblit: Pro-tip: Keep a bunch of wrapped, empty boxes under the christmas tree. When a child misbehaves, throw one in the fireplace.
Hange: ...
Hange: What do I do when I run out of children?
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Pieck: *sticking a paper that reads "naughty and disobedient children DO NOT FEED" on Falco and Gabi*
Zeke: If those kids could read they'd be very upset
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Reiner: *points at his shirt that reads "i rely on pharmaceutical drugs to perform routine tasks"*
Reiner: *turns around, showing the back that reads "and then i don't do them"*
Porco: Oh, is it "cry for help" time yet?
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Reiner: What should I get from ihop?
Bertholt: Pancake mix
Annie: Sucked off
Porco: Killed
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Zeke: I really want to kiss you
Pieck: What?
Zeke: i SAID if you died i wouldn't miss you
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Eren: Oh come on Armin, I wasn't that drunk
Armin: Eren, you tried to color my face with a highlighter because you said I was important
Eren, tearing up: But you are
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Falco, lowering his voice in an intimidating manner: Don't talk down to me!
Colt: Well, I can hardly talk up to you. You're too short.
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Porco: *finishing remplacing Reiner's condiments with toothpaste* Don't tell Reiner about this?
Gabi: You want me to lie to Reiner?
Porco: Is that a problem?
Gabi: No.
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Sasha: I have a bad feeling about this
Gabi: What do you mean?
Sasha: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if something is going to get you in trouble?
Gabi: No?
Sasha: That... Explains so much actually
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Gabi, bleeding out: Call me an ambulance.
Falco, leaning over her, panicking: You're an ambulance??!
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Reiner: Okay, okay, uh, you're losing a lot of blood, what's your type?
Gabi: Oh anything really but nerds especially
Reiner: YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Gabi: *looks down* Uh. Red?
Falco: B positive
Reiner: LOOK I'M TRYING BUT SHE'S LITERALLY ABOUT TO DIE
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Gabi: *waking up in an unfamiliar bed* I love sleepovers
Porco: This isn't a sleepover, you're in the hospital
Gabi: Then why am I wearing this nightgown?
Porco: This is an hospital gown?
Gabi: Truth or dare?
Porco:
Porco: ...Dare
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Gabi: What happened?
Pieck: You were shot. Do you remember anything?
Gabi: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.
Falco: We didn't ride the ambulance
Gabi: Really? Then what was that loud siren?
Reiner: I was panicking, okay!
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Gabi: Don't worry, I'll be fine.
Reiner: Well you still were shot!!
Gabi: I've been shot before.
Reiner: It's not like you build up an immunity to bullets!
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Reiner: You got three eggs
Annie: Yes
Reiner: I'll give you a cookie for them
Annie: Mmh. How good is the cookie?
Reiner: Well I don't know. I need the eggs to make the cookie
Annie: So you tricking me?
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Zeke, to Eren: I'm trying to figure out a way to get rid of you so I can go commit atrocities
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Eren: Why is there always a law against everything I wanna do?
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Pieck: Hey Zeke, you know Marcel's throwing a party on the night of the new railroad inauguration
Zeke: Yeah, I've been arguing with Porco about this.
Pieck: Oh, he wants to go to the inauguration?
Zeke: No! Why would he want to-
Pieck: Oh sorry, YOU want to go to the inauguration?
Zeke: No! We've been arguing over who gets to go to Marcel's party with you
Pieck: Can't the three of us just go together?
Zeke: ... Good point
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Commander Magath: *squishes Gabi's face between two slices of bread* And what are you?
Gabi: An idiot sandwich :(
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Eren: I'm definitely the disappointment of the family but also the hottest so i can see why i got them pressed
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Ymir: I'm allergic to color.
Historia: Sounds like a "hue" problem
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Historia: We’ve got to find a way to cut down on expenses inside those walls. What can we live without?
Levi: Probably Eren Yaeger
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Armin: Flirt back goddamit
Annie: HOW
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Historia: They're called leggings because u put ur le
Historia: U put ur leg
Historia: They're called leggings because
Connie: Take your time
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Zeke: If only I were kpop. Then you'd all see.
Colt: You're already popular and widely hated. What more do you want??
Zeke: Thanks for saying that
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Historia, crouched down in front of her plants, examining insect bites on the leaves: I’m going to kill whoever did this. I’m going to kill them for you. Don’t worry babies. I’m going to murder every single contemptible degenerate that ever got a mouthful of you. They’ll die screaming
Ymir, walking out of the house: Oh! Okay. You’re talking to the plants. Okay-
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Jean: Why did you go to sleep so late?
Mikasa, looking into the distance: There is no rest for the wicked
Jean:
Mikasa:
Historia: Cat videos. She stayed up to watch cat videos.
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Reiner: Could you be any more annoying... Lol
Sasha: Easily.
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Reiner: I love it when you're drinking pineapple drinks and you can't feel your tongue and your entire face starts sweating, it's so cleansing.
Porco: Sounds like you're allergic to pineapples.
Gabi: Pineapples are supposed to taste like that.
Porco: Pretty sure you're allergic too.
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King Fritz: Bro stop chanting in dead languages you're scaring the hoes
Ymir Fritz: I'm summoning the hoes fool
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Annie: Long time no see, Galliard. I missed you.
Porco: I missed you too
*Both reload their pistols*
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Reiner: I've got a nice little word exercise for you: GET TO THE FUCKING POINT.
Sasha: Tempting, but have you considered this little affirmation; No?
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Reiner:
Gabi to the McDonalds employee: He asked for no pickles!! Takes the pickles off or I'll make jello out of all your bones!
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Ymir: I went to gay loser land and they said you're like a god to them
Reiner: Why did you go there?
Ymir: Anthropology
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Reiner: Hello, people who do not live here!
Pieck: Hi!
Porco: Hello!
Reiner: I gave you a key for emergencies
Pieck: We were out of doritos
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Pieck: You know where I want to kiss you??
Zeke: On the lips?
Pieck: No.
Zeke: Neck?
Pieck: No.
Zeke: ██ █████🔞█████?
Pieck: No.
Zeke: Then where?
Pieck: In front of all our friends and family when we both say "I do"
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Eren: Wait, is Captain Levi sleeping or dead?
Jean: Hopefully dead, I hated his guts.
Eren: Yeah, so did I.
Levi: Okay first of all, fuck you two-
Eren and Jean:
𓀥 𓁆 𓀕
𓁆 𓀟 𓀣 𓁀
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*Hange is cooking*
Levi: That's... An unusual sight. Since when do you cook?
Hange: This is for Erwin. I’m planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need him on my side.
Levi: I never quite realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.
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*Right before the battle of Liberio*
Sasha: So you remember the plan if I ever get hurt during this battle, right?
Connie: Of course.
Sasha: Tell me.
Connie: In the case of you ever being shot, as you fall to the ground, I am to sing, "MMMM WHATCHA SAY" no matter the circumstances.
Sasha: Good.
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Hange: So, guy's old lady comes home, okay, finds him laid cold on the ground with half his head missing
Mikasa: Well, that sounds like there's a titan on the loose.
Hange: Maybe.
Mikasa: So, how does that make this our kind of thing?
Hange: Because, Mikasa, Eren's in the wind, okay, you're sulking around like a ennuch in a whorehouse, and I can't help but ask myself, when is decapitation not my thing?
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Historia: rats are like... the rats of the world
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Annie: Gee, Zeke. I thought that someone with two wives would be happy.
Porco: Nah, you're thinking of someone with two knives
Gabi: *holding two knives*
Gabi: I gotta tell you, this is pretty terrific!
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Zeke: I am not out of control! I'm a law abiding citizen!
Reiner: Really? Name one law
Zeke: Don't kill people?
Reiner: That's on me. I set the bar too low.
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Annie: In light of what you did for me, you may hug me for four to five seconds.
Historia: FORTY-FIVE SECONDS?!
Annie: NO! That's not what I-
Historia, running at her: Too late!
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Gabi: *wearing a shirt that says "you are not immune to propaganda"*
Falco: *carrying a baseball bat labelled "propaganda"*
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Hange: here’s a concept: me, riding your ceiling fan like a gargoyle. you, smacking me with a broom. both of us are yelling
Levi:
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Connie: "i can fix him" "i can make him worse" im at the gas station yall want anything
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Armin: Admit that you made that whole story up!
Reiner: No!
Armin: You started that fight!
Reiner: You callin’ me a liar?
Armin: No but I ain't callin’ you a truther either!
Mikasa: Armin, stop being a coward. Call him a bitch to his face.
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Historia, throwing her head into Ymir's lap: Tell me I’m pretty.
Ymir, lovingly stroking her hair: You’re pretty annoying, that’s what you are.
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Mikasa: I like my coffee the same way I like my men
Mikasa: Dark, bitter, and too hot for me
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Reiner: WHY IS THERE BLOOD EVERYWHERE?!
Zeke: I may have aggressively poked someone with a knife
Reiner: You stabbed someone??
Zeke: No, I just fucking said that I aggressively poked someone with a knife. There's a difference, Reiner!
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Sasha, giving a talk at her 367th "how to woo Historia Reiss" talk of the year: Just be yourself. Say something nice.
Ymir: Which one?! I can't do both!
Reiner: Is "I would betray my country for you" considered nice or too foward?
Eren: Try "Daaaaamn girl you looked hot when you were murdering your hideous centipede titan of a father" instead
Sasha, sternly: Eren. I don't want to do it but I'm going to ban you from the lessons if you keep that attitude going.
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Eren: *getting stabbed*
Eren, walking away: This is mine now
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Historia: Wow, you really are the smartest person I know!
Mikasa: You hang out with Sasha and Connie
Mikasa: It's not as high a compliment as you think
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*Armin and Hange got kidnapped*
Hange: *Removing her handcuffs* You're lucky that I know how to get out of these.
Armin: Yeah, thank God you've been arrested enough times.
Hange: Hmm. Sure. Arrested.
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Reiner: You know, when Pieck comes over, Zeke can get a little...
Annie: Psycho?
Colt: Scary?
Bertholt: Drunk?
Reiner: All three, actually
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*At a dinner party in Historia's palace but someone has just been murdered*
Detective Historia, to Hange: You're acting pretty carefree for someone whose life has just been threatened. Who's to say you're not the murderer?
Hange: It's a murder, not a tax audit. I'll be fine.
Reiner: What about Pieck? Nobody ever suspects Pieck!
Pieck: Well what about Sasha? She has a gun!
Sasha: And Connie has a knife!
Connie: Yeah, for fun, not murder! *stabs Reiner in the arm*
*Everybody screams*
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Pieck: Okay, so I think that was pretty clear in establishing we're all wussies and none of us did it
Detective Historia, taking a puff out of her pipe: Elementary, my dear Watson
Pieck: What?
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Note that the "what should i get from the store" quote is, in fact, NOT the same one as in part 6. Neither is the gaz station one. I don't make mistakes, feeble mortals.
Find more of these here ! Also here's one of the incorrect quotes because it was particularly funny
#aot#attack on titan#ymirhisu#jikupiku#reiner braun#gabi braun#sasha blouse#connie springer#eren yaeger#zeke yaeger#pieck finger#porco galliard#klm-zoflorr#top tag#aot incorrect quotes#snk#shingeki no kyojin#historia reiss#annie leonhardt#armin arlert#mikasa ackerman#levi ackerman
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COUPLE OUTFIT
aot characters x fem/gn reader.
Characters: ,Yelena,hange,Mikasa,pieck,. Annie,Sasha,Ymir & historia
☆Yelena☆
☆hange☆
☆Mikasa☆
☆pieck☆
☆annie☆
☆Sasha☆
☆Ymir & historia☆
Happy new years eve!!
#aot#aot x reader#ymirhisu#ymir#ymir x reader#historia reiss#hange zoe#Yelena#mikasa#mikasa Ackerman#pieck finger#pieck x reader#mikasa x reader#annie leonhart#annie x reader#yelena x reader#sasha x reader#sasha braus
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I wish them well.
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could you do a part 2 on this? with the other aot girls? i’m curious how they’d react !!
AOT GIRLS REACTING TO “If I’m too short, just put inches in me” PART 2
Includes: Ymir x reader, historia x reader.
𓏲·˚ ͙ Ymir
“Gosh you are so annoying sometimes,” Your girlfriend spat at you, taking you a back. “What the hell is your problem Ymir?!” You shouted back at her. This argument had been going on for quite some time now and it’s been getting absolutely nowhere. “We walk around he mall for 7 hours and you still can’t find jeans?? You’re so picky!” She scoffed, it’s ridiculous!” You stopped her dead in her tracks, “It’s not my fault im short!” “Yeah well grow some inches”
“then put some in me, bitch!”
Ymir looked at you with a smirk and scoffed, making her way closer to you. She took your hands above your head and pinned you against the wall, a mischievous look spread upon her face. “yeah we’ll see about that,” She said as you looked up at her, towering over you.
Now i would write what happens next, but really i think this one should be left up to your imagination, dont you agree reader? Have fun with this 3AM scenario Lol.
𓏲·˚ ͙ historia
“I am so pissed right now I can’t even!” Historia looked up at you from her book, her eyes filled with curiosity. “Uh oh,” your girlfriend said, “what happened this time?”
“So I’m out shopping for cars right!? And I go through 8 different cars and none of them i can reach the steering wheel!” All of a sudden you’re cut off by your girlfriends laugh. “Huh? What’s so funny!” You call back to her. “I know I’m short! But GOd Y/N! I can at least reach the steering wheel!!” She laughs, mocking you. “Yeah yeah whatever..” You mumble as she continues on her giggle session. You roll your eyes as you reach up for a glass in the kitchen. Sighing as you can’t reach it, historia’s laugh gets louder. “HAHHAA YOU CAN’T EVEN REACH THE CUPBOARD!!”
“If it’s that funny to you then why don’t you put some inches in me? Eh!?” Historia’s face drops as soon as you say that to a deep rose blush. “HAHA THAT CAUGHT YOU OUT GUARD HUH!” You call to her, mocking. “Well that’s if, if you even have any to give me. Shorty.”
Historias face is just blank like. :/ and now the roles reversed. Revenge historia.
#aot#attackontitan#historia reías headcanons#historia x reader#historia reiss#historia aot#krista x reader#krista lenz#krista Lenz x reader#historia reiss x reader#historia reiss x y/n#ymirhisu#freckles ymir#ymir aot#snk ymir#ymir attack on titan#ymir x reader#shingeki no kyojin ymir#ymir headcanons#historia reiss headcanons#Ymir x reader#Ymir x you#Ymir x y/n#ymir freckles
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Ymir x Historia fanarts
#ymir the founder#attack on titan#aot#aot ymir#historia x ymir#historia reiss#shingeki no kyojin#aot historia#historia aot#ymir aot#ymirhisu#ymir snk#fanart#anime fanart#wlw art#wlw love
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Are y’all ready to talk ab how similar they are
#aot#attack on titan#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#historia#historia reiss#krista lenz#gojo#satoru gojo#gojo satoru#gotta mention#ymirhisu#yumihisu#ymihisu#satosugu#stsg#gego#for browny points
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Ymir & Historia Reiss
aesthetics
#tulipanka#tulipankacollages#historia reiss#aot headcanons#aot#aot aesthetic#snk#ymirhisu#yumihisu#shingeki no kyojin ymir#ymir#attack on titan ymir#historia#snk aesthetic#snk headcanons#historia x ymir#attack on titan#shingeki no kyojin#krista lenz
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Isayama never gave them their wedding so i’m gonna just have to feed myself
#yumihisu#ymirhisu#ymir x christa#ymir#christa#ymir x historia#historia#attack on titan#aot#wedding#digital art#sketch#rkgk#gl#shingeki no kyojin#snk#au where ymir is alive#and married to historia
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i am the no. 1 Ymir x Historia supporter, try me
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…she knows what she’s doing.
#attack on titan#aot#yumihisu#ymir x historia#ymir x christa#attack on titan ymir#ymirhisu#they’re gay your honor#they’re lesbians your honor
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This might be a hot take but- I think there’s a greater purpose to Yams sharing so little about Farmer-kun’s identity, and it’s not because he wants the shock factor / surprise factor, nor is he just fucking with us. I think it’s because it doesn’t really matter who the farmer is.
All we see of Farmer-kun following Historia’s asking him to be her partner is:
He rubs his head as Eren watches her ask Farmer-kun (implying he might be shy or inexperienced, and therefore implying he’s not a sly character)
He is in the secret house with Historia and he tells Historia to take care of her body while she’s pregnant (implying she has some level of trust in him and he is at the very least human enough to care about the well-being of a woman he impregnated)
He looks worried when Historia is in labour (implying again that he cares)
He is carrying a bottle of wine over to Historia and her daughter. We know that Historia is married = so putting two and two together, it looks like she married the Farmer.
This is Historia’s endgame that we’re talking about. We know that Yams created Historia and Ymir together and that the two of them were critical to both the plot and the themes of the story. Their connection with each other was mutually life changing and literally life saving in Historia’s case. Their relationship provides further evidence for the SNK’s key theme: that we can only be saved and that the cycle of violence can only be broken when we love someone. Ymir outright told Historia more than once that she wanted to marry Historia. So Historia’s chosen partner actually does matter in the sense of supporting the themes, and because Historia and Ymir matter.
So. Why is Farmer-kun such a blank space? We’re given an impression that he’s a nice guy, but that’s it. We don’t know if he has a sense of humour or if he plays the guitar for Historia or if he learned to braid their daughter’s hair. We don’t need to know, because what matters is that he’s not Ymir.
The lack of detail about him emphasizes the wealth of detail we know about Ymir. All we need to know is that there is someone in Historia’s life who has enough of a sense of responsibility to look out for Historia when she was pregnant, and who Historia trusted enough to continue allowing into her and her daughter’s life. The rest doesn’t matter because he’s not Ymir. If Ymir is dead, everyone else doesn’t count and all that matters is that as they have the bare qualifications to be around Historia (they respect her, they don’t abandon her.)
Since Yams didn’t make YumiKuri endgame, he had to indirectly show how important Ymir was to Historia. Everyone after Ymir is a nameless, undetailed thing because they aren’t Ymir.
** I hope this doesn’t come off as anti-Farmhisu. I don’t personally ship it even though I’ve seen some cute fanart. My intention was to explore why the hell we don’t know more about Farmer when Historia is so key to the story.
#also I think Historia was used for the plot and then discarded#even if I can sort of see that Yams might have done so to highlight the cruelty of the world#stillllll be nice to the lesbians Yams#shingeki no kyojin#shingeki no kyojin spoilers#attack on titan#attack on titan spoilers#aot#aot spoilers#snk#snk theory#snk spoilers#farmhisu#yumihisu#yumikuri#historia reiss#ymir freckles#ymirhisu#farmer-kun
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｡☆Aot characters as song☆｡
｡☆Levi Ackerman☆｡
Gilded lily - Cults
Fourth of July - Sufjan Stevens
I'm tired - Labyrinth, Zendaya
Cry - cigarettes after sex
Wicked game - Chris Isaak
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｡☆Hange Zoe☆｡
Captain save a hoe - E-40
Why didn't you stop me - mitski
Wicked games - Chris Isaak
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｡☆Erwin Smith☆｡
Untrust us - Crystal castles
PRIDE. - Kendrick Lamar
Smells Blood - Kensuke Ushio
O Children - Nick cave & Bad seeds
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｡☆Eren Yaeger☆｡
Dark red - Steve Lacey
Watching him fade away - Mac Demarco
Exit music(for a film) - Radiohead
ARE WE STILL FRIENDS - Tyler, the creator
Wicked game - Chris Isaak
O Children - Nick cave & Bad seeds
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｡☆Mikasa Ackerman☆｡
Kerosene - Crystal castles
Liquid smooth - Mitski
He needs me - Shelley duvall
Using you - Mars argo
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｡☆Armin Arlert☆｡
Step on me - The Cardigans
My Alcoholic Friends - The Dresden Dolls
Beauty is empty - Mars argo
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｡☆Annie Leonhart☆｡
Daddy issues - The Neighborhood
Child Psychology - Black Box Recorder
Girl Anachronism - The Dresden Dolls
Softcore - The Neighborhood
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｡☆Bertholdt Hoover☆｡
Romantic homicide - d4ad
Softcore - The Neighborhood
Lights are on - Tom Rosenthal
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｡☆Reiner Braun☆｡
Crack baby - Mitski
Better than me - The Brobecks
Softcore - The Neighborhood
Daddy issues - The Neighborhood
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｡☆Zeke Yaeger☆｡
You can be the boss - Lana Del Rey
Daddy issues - The Neighborhood
Cigarettes out the window - TV Girl
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｡☆Porco Galliard☆｡
Dead but pretty - IC3SPEAK
Spit in my face - ThxSoMch
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｡☆Ymir☆｡
Mary - Alex g
Good looking - Suki Waterhouse
Child Psychology - Black Box Recorder
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｡☆Historia Reiss☆｡
Who is she - I monster
Class of 2013 - Mitski
Step on me - The Cardigans
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｡☆Jean Kistein☆｡
Spit in my face - ThxSoMch
Better than me - The Brobecks
You can be the boss - Lana Del Rey
No Surprises - Radiohead
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｡☆Connie Springer☆｡
Class of 2013 - Mitski
Francis Forever - Mitski
Watching him fade away - Mac Demarco
WASTE - kxllswxtch
Malmo - Mook
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｡☆Sasha Braus☆｡
7 weeks & 3 days - yungatita
For the first time - Mac Demarco
Lights are on - Tom Rosenthal
Wicked game - Chris Isaak
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｡☆Marco Bodt☆｡
I Bet on losing dogs - Mitski
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｡☆Gabi braun☆｡
Punk tactics - Joey Valence & Brae
Softcore - The Neighborhood
Girl Anachronism - The Dresden Dolls
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｡☆Falco Grice☆｡
For the first time - Mac Demarco
Mrs Magic - Strawberry Guy
What would I do? - Strawberry Guy
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｡☆Pieck Finger☆｡
Softcore - The Neighborhood
Mary - Alex g
He needs me - Shelley duvall
Beauty is empty - Mars argo
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｡☆Yelena☆｡
Mary on a cross - Ghost
Swimming pool - Marie Madeleine
Child Psychology - Black Box Recorder
Liquid smooth - Mitski
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｡☆Dina Fritz☆｡
The other woman - Lana Del Rey
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Reiner - Bertholdt - Annie - teen titans go
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Erwin x levi - butch 4 butch
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Mikasa x Eren - Dangerously yours x cigarettes out the window
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Ymir x historia - lovers rock
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#Spotify#aot#levi ackerman#reiner braun#eren jeager#pieck finger#porco galliard#gabi braun#falco grice#ymirhisu#reiner#bertholdt hoover#annie leonhardt#snk armin#armin aot#armin arlert#mikasa ackerman#hange zoe#erwin smith#mary alex g#songs#attack on titan
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If these ships were straight no one would claim that its just a friendship
#911 fox#buddie#obx netflix#jjpope#kiesarah#stranger things#elmax#byler#the wilds#leatin#attack on titan#ymirhisu#jujutsu kaisen#gojogeto#batman comics#stephcass
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