one of my dwarves made an artifact amethyst cabinet, that among its other decorations, features an amethyst image of itself. which, presumably, includes the image of itself. which, presumably....
it's perfect
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"Q is such a horrible thing that I hate even talking about it," Jones said, comparing the movement to a "cult."
"It was all a delusion," he added, "so the Democrats could steal the election."
Sensing that he had not convinced the caller, Jones became irate.
"Do you understand that we lost the country because of Q?" Jones shouted. "And I have to put up with the Q people all over the place! And I'm tired of it!"
"So, I'm not mad at you, but you hit a button!" he exclaimed. "And the damn Q people were the ones that manipulated some people to go into the damn Capitol and work with the feds. Q is the worst people on Earth! Q is the new world order! Q is a psyop to lead us around by our noses!"
Jones later claimed that the QAnon movement was created by the Trump White House but was quickly taken over by the CIA.
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Tumblr is now advertising Tumblr on Tumblr.
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I had a dream that someone on twitter tried to cancel people for using the xzibit "yo dawg" meme because they thought it was racist and had never heard of the show "Pimp my Ride".
Like it was a huge ass discourse basically of Gen Z and Millennials fighting.
This meme format:
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Oops! All Vidcund Day! (spicy below cut)
image description: Loki Beaker is Woohooing Vidcund Curious from behind in a wood paneled room with green shag carpet. They both seem to be having fun. Two sets of rose-adorned candles provide light and a fire hazard for the Sims to fail to rectify. Text to the left reads, "Yo dawg, I heard you like wanking. So I put the Sim pr0n in your secret so you can wank while you wank." Text by Loki reads, "S1" and, "Look at this white cis shitlord." Text by Vidcund reads, "S2.5" and, "Pounding this proud PoC." Text beneath both of them reads, "Stop enjoying your oppression, Vidcund." Text to the bottom left reads, "Romantic candles, yo."
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I think Xzibit created the Tumblr "for you" algorithm.
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A latte inside of my latte
Yo dawg, I heard you like lattes..
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Yo dawg!
I heard you like Miko and Sari so I drew Miko as a miko and Sari in a sari. Sorry not sorry!
P.S. Miko would make a terrible Shinto shrine maiden tho...LOL
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