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Making a meme out of every line in Master and Commander: #25
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zebfox123 · 1 year
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Yo mama so fat even dora cant explora
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terminusestfan · 2 years
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Do you know, she thought Instagram was Xbox Live! Get it!
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enthusiastofshit · 2 years
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merkzlockr · 7 months
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Your mama so france they called her eiffel tower
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weepingcreatormiracle · 8 months
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useful yo mama jokes /yo mama so fat when she fell i didint laugh but the concrete cracked up/yo mama so fat aldine thoth she was a hole new world /yo mama so ugly hello kiddy said good buy/yo mama chest so hairy her tatas look like coconuts/yo mama so fat when she walked buy the tv i missed 3 episodse/ yo mama so supid she put lipstick on her forhead to make up her mind /yo mam a so fat i took a pituter of her last year and it's still printing /yo mama so stupid she triped over wirrless internet/yo mama so ugly when bob the bilder looked at her he said even i can't fix that/yo mama so supid she put a ruler next to her bed to see how long she sleeps/yo mama so broke she opened her gmail acount just to eat the spam /yo mama so broke she was walking down the street with one shoe on and a person walked up to and said did you lose a shoe and she said no i found one/yo mama so broke she can't even pay attion/yo mama so broke the ducks thru bread at her/yo mama so fat she broke the stiar way to heaven/yo mama so broke she waves around a popsicle and calles it air condioning/ok im done now this is all a harmlless joke ok i dont mean any of it and only use these if you need to ok /Next im going to be doing good come backs
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yomamajokess · 1 year
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Yo mama so smelly i told her to take a bath
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ladyylavenderrr · 3 months
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WHY DID JULIAN MAKE A JOKE ABOUT FUCKING QUARK’S MOTHER?! HE HAD NO REASON FOR THAT
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kukoshka · 4 months
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Prints || Instagram
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soggy-fishsticks · 2 months
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its-a-me-mango · 3 months
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I dunno man it would work on me.
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robotspock · 1 year
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absolutely obliterated
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i-keepmyideals · 1 year
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Gojo spittin straight bangers immediately after unboxing is so attractive
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sweet-milky-tea705 · 6 months
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Yo FELIX so STUPID he heard “rime lost his life” and said he has to go find it
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merkzlockr · 8 months
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your mama so natural disaster, that there were no survivors
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revitalizationrat · 8 months
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No one:
Not a single soul:
Me: well time to draw the Twins having a yo mama war
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Who wins?? ψ(`∇´)ψ
There is only one winner and we all know who that is:
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The King himself 👑
Part 1, [Part 2]
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