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simplestudentplanning · 5 months
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100 Things To Do Instead Of Doom-Scrolling Through Social Media
Read a book.
Write in a journal.
Learn to cook a new recipe.
Practice a musical instrument.
Start a DIY project.
Draw or paint.
Learn a new language.
Do a puzzle.
Exercise or do yoga.
Listen to a podcast.
Watch a documentary.
Play a board game.
Try a new workout routine.
Meditate.
Start a garden.
Plan a future trip.
Volunteer online.
Write a letter to a friend or family member.
Learn to knit or crochet.
Take online courses.
Practice photography.
Organize your closet.
Play video games.
Learn a magic trick.
Write a short story.
Create a vision board.
Make a playlist of your favorite songs.
Try a new hairstyle.
Experiment with makeup.
Learn to juggle.
Play a card game.
Do a home workout challenge.
Explore virtual museums or art galleries.
Do a digital detox day.
Learn calligraphy.
Rearrange your furniture.
Create a scrapbook.
Learn to play chess.
Write and perform a song.
Practice mindfulness.
Learn origami.
Plan a themed dinner night.
Do a home spa day.
Learn to code.
Play a musical instrument.
Build a blanket fort.
Take online dance lessons.
Research and try a new type of tea.
Learn about astronomy and stargaze.
Try a new board game.
Create a podcast.
Learn to solve a Rubik's Cube.
Start a blog.
Make homemade candles.
Research your family tree.
Practice a new type of art (e.g., watercolor, sculpture).
Learn to speed-read.
Write a poem.
Make a list of personal goals.
Learn to play a new card game.
Create a budget.
Build a puzzle or Lego set.
Learn to identify constellations.
Try a new fitness class online.
Make homemade pizza.
Experiment with DIY face masks.
Learn about a historical event.
Create a bucket list.
Learn to tie different knots.
Try a new type of workout (e.g., Pilates, kickboxing).
Create digital art.
Plan a themed movie marathon.
Learn to juggle.
Explore a new genre of music.
Write a letter to your future self.
Take up a new hobby (e.g., birdwatching, geocaching).
Research and try a new type of cuisine.
Make homemade ice cream.
Practice deep breathing exercises.
Create a photo album.
Try a new type of dance.
Write and perform a short play.
Learn to play a new board game.
Take a virtual tour of a historical site.
Make a time capsule.
Learn about different types of architecture.
Plan a virtual game night with friends.
Write and illustrate a children's book.
Try a new form of exercise (e.g., HIIT, Zumba).
Learn about different types of plants.
Create a DIY home decor project.
Plan a themed picnic at home.
Research and try a new type of dessert.
Practice positive affirmations.
Try a new type of puzzle (e.g., crosswords, Sudoku).
Learn about different types of birds.
Experiment with DIY skincare products.
Take up a new form of art (e.g., pottery, glassblowing).
Create a list of things you're grateful for.
Learn about a new culture.
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donatellawritings · 2 months
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hola bebesita!!!! sooo curious to see how rafe's friends are towards his sweetheart latina :PPPP
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all of rafe’s friends loved you — much to his jealousy-ridden dismay. they held you in a highly respectable regard, majorly due to the fact that you were rafe’s girl, and partly thanks to the fact that they each had premature crushes on you. you were always stretching your plump, gloss-smeared lips into a achingly sweet smile, always treating them with a basic kindness and warmth that they never received from rafe, despite years upon years of friendship. it also didn’t hurt that you were a sight for sore eyes, tight mini skirts and low rise yoga pants clung to your plush curves just right, cropped baby tees and skimpy shirts pushed your supple breasts up to the perfect height, and you were always dolled up — glittery shadows accenting you wispy eyelash-clad doe eyes perfectly, hair always shining and voluminous whether it was curled or tousled into a flippy blowout.
sometimes, rafe’s friends obsessively thought about just how he secured a bombshell of your likeness. i mean, sure, they knew it would be easy for rafe to secure some coked up kook with blonde hair, but you were a dream. and there were instances where they would bashfully listen as you whispered into rafe’s ear, licking over their suddenly dried lips as the sing of your slight accent peaked with certain words.
today, rafe had invited the likes of topper, kelce, and barry to tannyhill — you stood at the kitchen counter, pulling at the hem of your baby pink micro skirt, shifting your weight on your dior mules as you carried a tray of freshly assorted fruits and hors d’oeuvres atop of your french manicured hands, your swarovski tennis bracelet glinting against the sunlight as you made your way to the backyard, a smiled pulling on your glossy lips as you reached where rafe and his friends sat, placing the tray on the table, slightly bent over as the three young men stole quick glances at your off-shoulder clad chest, the swell of your breasts pushed up against your chest.
sat with his legs spread, rafe patted your inner thigh with a proud grin on his face, “thank you, princess,” he nodded, bringing your free hand to his lips, kissing your soft knuckles as you turned to him with a close-mouthed and blushing smile. your freshly blown out hair flipping over your exposed shoulder as you took your seat beside rafe, one of your legs neatly crossed over the other.
“thank you!” the three young men who sat across from you and rafe sang in unison as they jabbed toothpicks into their food of choice. your stomach bloomed with happiness as you leaned into rafe’s side with a content sigh.
wordlessly, you leaned over, stabbing a toothpick into a cube of soft mango, cupping your hand underneath the juicy fruit as you carried it towards rafe’s face, “try some, papi,” you smiled, batting your pretty lashes at rafe you smirked, lowering his arm to sit around your hip as he accepted the fruit, gently taking the toothpick from your hand, “s’so good,” you hummed, raising your eyebrows as rafe bit into the fruit, pulling you in closer to him as he nodded his head, before kissing the top of your head.
kelce huffed silently, sharing a knowing look with topper as the two young men watched the way your soft hand rested on rafe’s belt buckle. barry sat silent, stabbing his toothpick into a piece of sliced salami as your obnoxiously thin lace thong peeked from underneath your ridden up miniskirt. the three men were quickly torn from their problematic thoughts and stolen glances when rafe decided to clear his throat.
expecting a slew of insults and profanities to be hurled their way, topper, kelce, and barry were pleasantly surprised when you straightened your posture, biting down into your plump bottom lip in excitement. “uh, i just wanted to invite you guys to my birthday, m’finally turning twenty-one so i am super excited,” you beamed, your doe eyes bright with glee as rafe slid his hand up to the dip of your waist, giving it a soft squeeze of approval. “i know that rafe would want you guys there, and it would mean a lot to me if you all could come,” you sealed with a sweet smile.
“yeah, s’gonna be a fuckin’ lot of people here, but she wants to see y’guys,” rafe sighed, scratching at his buzzed hair as you jabbed your shared toothpick with rafe into a crisp red grape.
barry let out a breathy chuckle, “yeah, we’ll be there, princesa, gotta make sure that country club over here doesn’t freak the fuck out when jj and them boys get here,” he teased, sinking back into his seat as rafe scoffed in return. barry had the least of a crush on you — did he think you were drop-dead-gorgeous? absolutely, but he felt more of a need to make sure that you were comfortable around him, he’d felt a weird brotherly sense of protectiveness over you.
topper and kelce, however, they had school boy crushes on you. they found you to be so kind and adorable, maybe due to rafe’s strict demeanor towards them, they were often silent or carelessly staring at you. kelce was more reckless than topper, falling victim to many scalding lectures from rafe, due to how many times he’d been caught ogling over you. nonetheless, you remained impartial to topper and kelce, maintaining your kindness towards them.
“you two gonna keep fuckin’ starin’ at her, or are y’gonna speak up?” rafe called out, his eyes low and jaw tight as his knee began to bounce while he subconsciously dug his ring clad fist into the plush of your thigh. you silently tapped your nails against rafe’s belt buckle, causing his eyes to fall on yours as you silently pleaded for him to calm down. rafe lightly slapped the side of your thigh in acknowledgment with a roll of his eyes.
topper let out a nervous laugh, running his fingers through his hair with a forced smile, “yeah man, we’ll be there!” he laughed once more, before focusing his attention on downing the rest of his beer.
“can’t wait!” kelce added, refusing to make eye contact with neither your or rafe, an embarrassed smile now pulling on his lips.
letting out a laugh of false humor, rafe roughly grabbed the back of your neck, pulling you into a sloppy kiss, his eyes set directly on kelce. you let out a shocked gasp into rafe’s mouth, humming in excitement as his tongue slid across yours, both of your mouths eagerly fought to deepen the kiss, before rafe pulled away from you, leaving you dazed as he wiped your smeared lipgloss from his lips. “keep lookin’ at her and i’ll fuck her in front of you — y’can ask topper if m’being serious,” rafe swallowed, bring his bottle of beer to his lips as your eyes widened in embarrassment, your swollen and smeared lips parted in shock.
topper awkwardly shifted in his seat as barry let out an amused laugh, “shit, y’all got it bad for this girl,” he commented, taking another swig from his beer as rafe glanced at you, motioning for you to sit on his lap.
you were quick to comply, your plush ass now sat square on rafe’s bulge, his hand resting on your stomach as his chin leaned on your shoulder, “stay still,” rafe whispered, pulling down the front of your skirt as you felt him shift underneath you, “keep your legs closed, mama,” he huffed lowly, leaving your eyes widened at the feeling of rafe’s thick tip sliding into you in one fluid motion, a sharp exhale leaving your lips as you forced yourself to hold in a moan.
your eyes remained blown and bewildered as you made an awkward eye contact with kelce, your lips parting in a silent moan as rafe leaned back into the seat, remaining subtle as he raised his hips slightly, his tip lightly grazing your g-spot.
“let’s see how long it takes him to figure out that my dick is in you, right now,” rafe chuckled, the volume of his voice carrying only to your ears. rafe’s hand remained on your stomach as he brought his beer-clad hand to his lips, taking a cool and long sip.
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cuppatwoj · 1 year
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LET THE GAMES BEGIN
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Here are your FULL LIST of contenders for ROUND ONE!!! Please vote on all of them and may the most cursed TF moment be ever cringe!!!!
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THE FIRSTBORN VS BAYFORMERS WHEELIE
RHINOX’S FART VS BUMBLEBEE PISS SCENE
TAILGATE’S CANON MOUTH VS JRO’S TWITTER COMMENTS
DINOBOT’S ASS VS ENEMY SCROTUM 
A BOOBY TRAP THAT ACTUALLY CATCHES BOOBIES VS CYBERTRON THUNDERBLAST’S VISIBLE TITS
KISS PLAYERS/T15 GOGO VS TRANSFORMERS ENERGON
PEELED RATCHET VS CROSSEYED MEGATRON
T POSING PROWL VS ISAAC SUMDAC BONDAGE
BLURR CUBE VS FLAT SWINDLE
DINO SAWBLADE DICK VS DIRK DINOBOT
BUMBLEBEES YOGA SCENE VS FLOBSTERS
RATCHET MEGATRON FUSION VS SIEGE MEGATRON’S LIPS
MEGATRON IMPLIED VORE VS UNUSED HELEX BRAIN KISS SCENE
DEATHSAURUS VS LORD IMPERIOUS DELIRIOUS
LITERALLY JUST SUNDER VS LITERALLY JUST OVERLORD
G1’S ANIMATION ERRORS VS THE HEADMASTERS ENGLISH DUB
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robbie, on a saturday
annie's late spring was pretty nice, all things considered. robbie was just sort of living in her apartment, which they'd never really planned on or agreed to, but annie was grateful for his presence. he cooked, he cleaned, he slept in her bed. the presence of another body there was nice for her. for the last year, she'd spent more or less equal time at ryan's apartment, and so being home all the time was jarring. and would have been crushingly lonely.
she and robbie went out with jim and julia a lot, funny little group dates that more often than not ended with sex. julia was the star around which these events orbited, as she was the one who fucked everyone else. typically, julia and annie had sex first while the boys watched, and then jim and robbie took turns on each of julia's ends. after that, she and annie sometimes resumed their festivities.
it was wonderful to be so sexually active with julia for a sustained period. annie had always thought her best friend was beautiful. she had gorgeous wavy dirty blonde hair, and a lithe, yoga-addled body. she and annie were somewhat contrasted -- julia's skin took naturally to the sun, whereas annie was pale and milky and burned easily. julia's hair was cut at her shoulders; annie's long dark hair was halfway down her back. annie had bright hazel eyes behind her glasses and big white teeth; julia had a crooked smile and tired, dark eyes. annie was taller and had bigger tits. julia had her perfect bush, and annie was still shaved smooth.
annie liked kissing julia. she was such a good kisser. she also believed herself to be getting much better at eating pussy -- julia's moans backed up her claims.
she and robbie didn't really talk about the fact that they were now regularly watching each other have sex. annie had watched very intently the first time robbie had pushed his cock into julia's cunt, and had seen him looking at her tits and her pussy, sometimes with his cock in hand, stroking it and keeping it active for julia. sometimes, julia and annie made out just moments after robbie had cum in julia's mouth. annie was well aware of what she was tasting.
but when they were around the apartment alone together, they were becoming extremely casual. they changed in front of each other, and other times lounged around mostly nude. one afternoon robbie joined annie in the bath. that was kind of fun and sweet. they had a good talk.
one night, a night when julia and jim had other plans, robbie told annie as they went to be that he was going to jerk off. "okay," she said, and positioned herself up on her pillow to watch. he let her, getting himself hard to a picture of his ex gf on his phone -- but then putting it down to just close his eyes and stroke. annie watched him cum on himself and cooed approvingly. he cleaned himself up with his shirt and tossed it aside and went to bed.
in the morning, annie woke him up using her vibrator on herself.
"you keep your panties on?" he said.
"for this one, yes, it's too intense otherwise" annie gasped.
"sounds like it."
"holy FUCK" annie laughed, her legs reddening as she came. she put her vibrator down and yanked her panties down to her knees, letting her pussy cool off.
robbie had his dick out now and was stroking it.
"you know post-nut clarity?" annie said. "my male patients tell me about that."
"you don't experience that?" he said.
"no," annie said. "cumming just makes me hornier in the moment."
"hot," robbie said.
annie laughed. "no, it's awful. i feel like i need to go stick an ice cube in my pussy."
"if you do that i wanna see it," robbie said.
annie got up and dropped her panties and walked to the kitchen to the ice dispenser. she came back to the bedroom with a little moon-shaped cylinder of ice and stood at the end of the bed in front of robbie and his dick and pushed the ice inside herself. she bit her lip.
"how does it feel? he asked.
"fucking good," she giggled. her knees buckled and she nearly fell over. she had a hand over herself, holding it in. the melting water ran through her fingers. "it's melting so fast," she giggled.
"can i feel it?" robbie said. he sat up, not jacking off anymore but still hard. annie moved her hand and was surprised to feel his hand go right between her legs, touching not quite inside her, but pushing the flat of his fingers against her ice-cold labia. "that's so weird," he said.
he took his hand away and the remainder of the ice slipped out to the floor. they both laughed.
that afternoon, jonah came over to fuck. before he arrived, annie put a buttplug in as a nice surprise for him -- one he quite appreciated.
robbie was out and about so jonah and annie went at it on the couch. she was on her hands and knees getting fucked when robbie came in with groceries. "don't stop," annie told jonah. "hi, robbie."
"oh hey," he said, laughing. "what are you guys up to?"
"you know, just hanging out," annie said, her tits bouncing hard.
jonah came on her chest and the retired to the bedroom for another round. annie went to the kitchen to see what robbie bought while cleaning herself off. "do you have a buttplug in?" he asked her.
"yeah," annie said. she turned around and spread her ass to show him.
"cool," he said. "i've never actually seen one in real life before."
"you haven't snooped in my sex toy drawer?" she asked.
"no," he said.
"why not!?" annie said, laughing.
"do you think your patients ever imagine you're like this?" robbie asked. "like, you're in your office in a cardigan, if they knew you were like, walking around naked all the time, fucking all over, using a buttplug, shaving your pussy, would it blow their minds?"
"i hope not," she said. "i hope they think about it so much that it wouldn't surprise them at all."
on sunday their dad came over. he liked that robbie was staying there too, and didn't seem to think it was weird that whenever he showed up, annie was typically in panties and rarely more than that. today, she was on her way to the shower when he arrived, and therefore was fully nude. when annie came back out, towel around her waist, she said, "I love having my men here." her dad put his hand on the small of her bare back. it felt nice.
"you sound like mom," robbie said.
"yeah but when was the last time mom just walked around with her tits out?" annie offered.
"like the last time i was there?" robbie said.
"really?" annie was shocked. "i haven't seen mom naked like since i was a toddler."
"it was probably more like around the time your tits got bigger than hers," her dad said. "that was when she stopped walking around naked. but yeah, when you're not at home, she's pretty free."
"huh," annie said. she looked at robbie. "what's her bush like?"
"trimmed, tight, controlled."
"sounds like everything else in that area," annie said. her dad laughed.
"i'm hotter though, right?" annie said. her dad looked at her and raised an eyebrow. she dropped her towel.
"of course, honey," he said.
"thank you!" annie chirped.
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g-xix · 3 months
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favourite sidemen videos?
AGHHH I LOVE ASKS LIKE THIS!! Ty for asking this :)
In order of oldest to newest...
Sidemen Fear Pong - Featuring Harrry's doggo Herb and the iconic "DRIVERS OF LONDON!"
Sidemen Yoga - Featuring "PHIL!", prime sexiness JJ and zesty Harry... This video gave me sm ideas of making smutshots for Phil (but i thought nobody rly wants to see hardcore Phil smut and decided against 💀💀)
The Sidemen Show Ep4 - Haunted House - Literally just a Sam and Colby vid filmed by British idiots also featuring my fave JME
Hide and Seek at Wireless - Genuinely SO GOOD, like, Wroetostar combo goes SO HARD, Hide and Seeks were at their peak when they filmed this, they had sm energy and clearly were enjoying this shit so much... Plus all their charity match hairstyles are such a throwback to see
Sidemen Bowling - So goofy, loved this era where they were all just enjoying making budget ass content together which they somehow always found a way to violate
Sidemen Olympics - Tbh i just loved comparing my sporting ability to them + knowing i can throw a discus farther than all of these mf's and their highest scores
Christmas Football Challenges - Pervy Santa!JJ will also never be topped
Try not to Laugh: w Jack Whitehall / Shocking edition / Bad jokes edition
One word Interview - Shoutout Simon, one of the best YouTube series imo... He's got way more on his channel w each member + these answers are j so iconic
James Charles Makeup Challenge - featuring Click house, KSImon, and Harry's gay panic era
£10,000 vs £10: first holiday / roadtrip / Europe holiday / song
Sidemen Go Back to School - Literally the video that first introduced me to them. Absolutely iconic. Featuring Phil, Stephen Tries and Babatunde, this and the Sidemen Bake Off are their 2 vids that go hand in hand for most iconic atl imo
Worst Outfit Wins - not the exact title but summarises it better. Didn't like this thumbnail initially and put off watching it for a looong time but honestly it's too jokes to skip
Sidemen Become Parents - Literally the way that they descend to chaos and slowly become worse and worse parents is something special that everyone needs to see, full fuckin stop.
24 Hours Handcuffed - trust me.
Make a Christmas Song - Love these songs sm, literally have them on my acc Xmas playlist
Sidemen Dragon's Den - Featuring Niko, Max Fosh (Bosh), BambinoBecky, Chi With A C, Cal² and more
Hot Wings Challenge - Lol, love seeing their pain in this + JJ's Reddit absolutely peaked when this video came out
Sidemen Pub Golf + Europe edition- Just iconic, first post!lockdown pint with the boys where absolutely everyone got involved... and it ended badly for everyone except Harry and Ethan. Europe edition features Harry's birthday and just a lot more chaos i suppose.
Sidemen Gogglebox - Harry and Ethan are fresh off of a night out and cba, KSImon is released once more, and Josh, Vik and Tobi are just fulfilling their duty of watching the programs 🤷‍♀️ Thrilling post!lockdown entertainment imo
Sidemen Silent Library (1) and (2) - super new n unconventionial concept which was just really enjoyable to watch
The Cube - They're missing half the Sidemen but have Big Randy and Stephen Tries instead. They just get drunk to cope with the depression and it turns out for a pretty good vid.
Sidemen Hole in The Wall - solely for Waterman tbh
Forfeit Blind Dates - Ethan's pervy clown character, Deji's sheer energy (litr made me girl-crush on him) and that leng last lady, whole vid was a rare Sidemen banger
Japanese Gameshow - Loved the style with JJ as the host tbh he really fit it, and ofc the Deji feature was an added bonus
Weirdest Hotels - Featuring the Chrismd on a team w Harry n Vik, this rly was an absolute banger honestly
Mystery Box Challenge - idk something j felt very authentic excitement and interest about this vid
Sidemen Become Farmers - brought out the most wholesome and sexy side of the Sidemen all around
SMALLEST VS BIGGEST CAR - Hands down SUCH a banger, the chemistry between all these TERRIFIED mfs and the surprise guest (ᴉɾǝp upside down) ik the sidemen often feel overproduced, but this felt like such a genuine shiggles vid. Oh, and that kiss between Ethan and mystery guest was err... yeah.
Lol that took an hour of my life.
Anyways, if you're ever bored and wanna binge the unanimously decided best vids of the sidemen- I've collated these vids (and a few more) into a YouTube PLAYLIST which u can add to your libraries n watch whenever - or just check out to see whether you've watched all of these or missed any
anyways, hope you've enjoyed that bc that was LONG
And those are j main channel SDMN vids, but there's sooo many good vids on the moresdmn channel on top of these... MoreSidemen has sm mf hidden gems man, one day you'll see 🙏🙏
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My Luxury Apartment- General Script
I script this apartment complex in most of my DRs and my Waiting Room. Features like the room style change based on what reality the script is for, but the rest generally stays the same. This is the complex I shifted to the first time, all the things I would’ve enjoyed if I stayed longer.
Exterior: At the back of the complex, there’s a playground with equipment for adults too. The playground equipment can handle adult bodies using it.
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Basement level: At the basement level, there are storage lockers for the tenants of the apartment, a parking garage, a shop, and a convenience store. The convenience store carries a brand of microwave dinners that has a wide variety of options, and it includes many cultural dishes from various cultures. For example, one of the frozen dinner sets includes collard greens cooked with smoked ham hocks and black eyes peas, fried catfish, baked mac and cheese, and a little cup of banana pudding or candied yams. The store sells other easy to make food items, such as roux cubes for curry and egusi stew. There is also a laundromat down there, for residents that don’t have personal machines.
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First floor: The first floor has the lobby of the apartment building, an indoor pool and hot tub for the residents and their guests, and a hot pot restaurant. Residents get a discount at the restaurant, but it’s open to the public. It also has a gym that holds exercise, dance, and yoga classes.
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Second floor: There’s a small doctor’s clinic on this floor, staffed by several nurses, two pediatricians, a mental health counselor, and a few physicians. Here, residents (and our guests) can receive regular checkups, emergency aid, help with medical treatments such as dialysis, etc. Attached to the clinic is a small pharmacy where you can get cold medicines, common emergency medicines like epipens and inhalers, etc. There’s also a daycare on the other side of the building, and between them is the complex spa. The spa has masseurs trained in neuromuscular massage therapy.
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Third floor: A work space with computers for public use, recreational room that doubles as a movie theater with a larger screen, and an additional rec room with video game consoles, VR gaming space, and a small cafe. The first rec room is popular with older residents, while the second is more popular with the teenage residents.
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Penthouse: My penthouse apartment also has a balcony with seating, two guest bedrooms each with its own 3/4 bathroom, and a walk-in storage closet.
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Rooftop: On top of the apartment complex is a community garden and an observatory. There are gardeners that maintain most of the plots, but private plots must be privately managed.
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Safety features: Along with normal safety features, all the windows and doors on the first and second floor, plus parking garage, have metal shutters that can be lowered during emergencies. The entire building also has an advanced fire suppression system, air purifiers, and an extensive bunker below the parking garage. Each apartment, or at least the penthouses, have security doors (thick wooden doors with metal plates in the middle and higher quality locks). All the safety features have their own failsafes.
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hellcheer-heaven · 11 months
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Hellcheer List: What Chrissy Cunningham might do to Eddie when she’s feeling horny and she needs him badly but still wants to flirt/mess with him.
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Leave a flirty note in his locker with a lipstick kiss.
Stare at Eddie’s ass when his back is turned.
She tells her friends, “Look at it go,” and they’re terribly confused.
Gives him a little smack on his butt when she walks by him in the hallway; sometimes she’ll need to sprint if he tries to do the same.
Play footsie with him during class and give him bedroom eyes when he looks over.
Nuzzle and kiss his neck in the library when they’re supposed to be studying.
Walk her fingers along his leg, giggling as she inches closer to the center of his jeans.
Make a little playful purring noise in his ear while he’s reading and then walking away smirking, knowing that he’s turned on.
Noticing sweet cake batter on his lips, reaching up, and then licking it off.
Taking his wrist and slowly tasting the rubber spoon in his hand while gazing into his eyes.
Laying her legs across his lap while watching tv, fiddling with her shorts and giving him the look when she cross her legs.
Taking his hand and placing it on her warm thigh, bringing it closer and closer to the end of her shorts.
Encouraging his fingers to travel higher until he’s touching her panties or her mons pubis/labia.
Rubbing the sole of her foot upon the seam of his jeans, touching his crotch with her toes.
Practicing yoga and her stretches in front of him wearing a see through top and underwear.
Picking up something that she “accidentally” dropped in front of him wearing dolphin shorts.
On a particularly warm day, Chrissy grabs an ice cube from her water glass and rubs it along her neck.
Her eyes connecting with his, parting her lips and sighing softly as she cools herself down.
Eddie can’t help but watch how she cranes her neck and follow the droplets of water gliding down her skin and into her tank top.
Asking him to check out her new pair of high heels and instead of holding them up, she comes out walking around in them.
Sitting on his lap while watching a movie, rotating and motioning her hips upon his crotch.
Looking over her shoulder and grinning as he tries to stop himself from moaning, his hands grasping the couch cushions.
When she kisses him, Chrissy will press her body against his and close the gap as much as she possibly can.
Rubbing her lower half against him, while her tongue slithers along his mouth.
She’ll nibble and playfully bite his lower lip, tugging on it while her hands massage his chest, lightly groping his torso above his shirt.
Sliding her hands underneath his shirt, teasing his stomach and nipples with her fingers
She’ll then scratch his back, carefully digging her nails into his skin as she nibbles his earlobe; smirking when he groans and huffs.
When she wakes up first, Chrissy will peck his lips and neck until he wakes up.
Eddie will open his eyes and chuckle at the feeling of her lips touching him, asking if she wants a little loving.
To which she will then proceed to yank off his boxers or briefs and have her fun with him.
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thesoftboiledegg · 6 months
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The mall is breaking out the 2024 calendars. When I saw the rack yesterday, I had to wait to take pictures because a customer was already browsing the Rick and Morty one:
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It doesn't seem that long ago that the mall was stocking 2023 calendars with a couple of Crow Witch Rick illustrations, which thrilled me.
I haven't watched The Wizard of Oz in years, but I loved this calendar's illustration of Dorothy and her aunt:
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Anyway, I haven't had much luck at Charlotte Russe recently. I check out the store, find no new merchandise and think "Damn, Charlotte Russe, you've failed me again!" But they finally had a new sweatshirt:
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Surprisingly, they fared better than Spencer's, which had no new apparel. Pickle Rick had a buddy, but the Rick and Morty cube was having a bad day.
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Today, it was time to visit the other mall. Rue 21 had a new shipment of soft, cozy sweatpants. I thought about buying a pair, but I don't wear sweatpants even around the house. Maybe if they start manufacturing Rick and Morty yoga pants.. 🤔
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Off to the nerdy store, which had a surprise: a Planet Express ship! Futurama merchandise is rare, and I never saw any in person before the Hulu revival. $60 is too much for me, though.
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The Rick and Morty Funko Pops were still thinning out, helped by the guy I spotted carrying a huge stack of them to the register. The cashier mentioned that someone had dropped off their collection. Right before season seven--that was perfect timing!
For some reason, these Funko Pops had the privilege of employees locking them in a glass case. $85 for Roy?? Is he really that desirable?
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These poor guys came out of the box, so they're discounted and hanging on a shelf. Nobody wants this lone Bird Person!
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Decorate your mini-fridge with these Rick and Morty magnets. Yeah, I think a lot of people on here refer to Rick as "Daddy."
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This Spencer's location had a new hat behind the Pickle Rick beanie. Looks like Pickle Rick's trying a new hairstyle!
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And speaking of Pickle Rick, he was crammed on the shelf with the Rick and Morty cubes. I guess Mr. Poopybutthole's happy because he recently got his poop back.
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On a stranger note, the employees had banished all the Rick and Morty hats to the top shelves. Jeez, what was that all about?
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I hope they're prepared to have stoned white guys with beards climbing the shelves. They can try to hide the apparel away, but it's too late. Spencer's customers are going to have their Rick and Morty hats!! 👒
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Headcanon time!
Hidden talents for the Papas edition
Primo
Honestly, you don’t wanna know…
Secondo
Bone Daddy has a surprising knack for knitting. It’s the only reason he’ll ever wear glasses. Scarves, sweaters, mittens, little horn cozies for the ghouls. Take this man into a Joann Fabrics and you’ll lose your entire afternoon.
Terzo
The man is extremely flexible. Like, almost disgustingly so. Ever since he took up yoga you’ll often catch him doing strange poses to reach objects that certainly don’t require him to do so. And, yes, he utilizes this skill in other ways, ya prev. (It’s ok, I was thinking about it too.)
Copia
Aside from having the second most employee of the month awards, Cardi is a Rubik’s cube champion. Don’t believe me? Look it up. His best time is 4.6 seconds. It’s freaky to watch and it pisses Nihil off for reasons no one understands.
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jamiesfootball · 2 months
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For the word game: sorry, late, loss, cook, and/or couple
Sorry this took a while to get to!
Sorry
"Shit," she swore, pulling away. Her palms broke into a sweat, clammy where they fumbled the forgotten book against her chest, holding it close like she could shield him from- "Shit. Fuck. I'm sorry, Jamie, I shouldn't have-" "Don't worry about it," he said easily. It was his tone. She'd pinpoint that later. It wasn't the way his lovely, lively face had transformed itself into a blank slate, or how he didn't pull away from her- she'd reeled back, but he hadn't moved a millimeter, his chin piled on top of arms too crossed and hands that seemed like they should be fisted but weren't- It was his tone that made her heart rabbit. Dropped something cold into her bloodstream until the entirety of her began to tremble. "Don't worry about it," he'd said, and it could've been straight from an answering machine, an old recording on his inbox that he'd made on a better day and replayed now for her convenience. "No," she tried to argue. It came out like a question. "No, Jamie. Look-" "It's fine," he cut her off. He never cut her off. "We don't need to talk about it; just let it go."
Late
The thing about Jamie, Roy had learned the hard way, was that he didn't get keen-eyed over football. He didn't let on what he was thinking - not like he did with pissing people off, where you could see the glimmer sharpening from a mile away. No, when it came to football, his understanding came as subtle and relentless as a tidal wave, happening somewhere so deep under the surface that by the time he pulled out the rage-inducing cockiness, it was far too late for the opposition.
Loss
The thing about winning was that the high didn't stick around long. Oh, the losses could bleed a river through the longest month, but a win faded. Two or three days later, and it was back to business as usual. In this case they'd won and lost in one go, so what he expected was a mix -- some people in a good mood, some people in a bad mood. Excitement tinged with regret crushed under the dull weight of administration as the cogs in the building turned over the realities of managing a football club. Instead, the halls were awash with chipper smiles, and Maria from ads winked at him and said, "Wotcher, Coach. We'll get 'em next year, ey?" He should've stayed in bed another day.
Cook
Jamie slumped back into the couch like Roy was the one trying his patience- not trying to help the prick. “I don’t know,” he sulked. “Curry rice.” Roy frowned. “It’s not a one-for-one on meal plan approved ingredients, but it’s not a bad starting point.” Jamie’s chuckle wouldn’t be out of place at a wake. “Not quite, mate. It’s just rice cooked in with one of them cubes of curry flavoring. The salt content alone could dry up a camel. I don’t think swapping out rice for quinoa is going to fix that.” “That’s-“ Sad. “I know, right? Disgusting. Especially after you get used to eating veg and not living off pot noodle or that canned stuff you put over tuna. Or prawn crackers. Trust me, I spent my entire time in the academy getting chewed out about my diet -- I don’t need to hear it again.” Fucking Christ, the starting point was in a pit.
Couple
[Roy] guided Jamie forward a couple of steps into the grass and asked, "Have you ever done yoga?" Jamie entertained the idea that he was still sleeping. He licked his teeth; they felt fuzzy and disgusting. Awake then.
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girlwithfish · 15 days
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in bed by ten I did a little ten min yoga relaxation routine the lady who guided the video was so sweet I liked her energy. and I prepared my lunch which was all already made I did half my leftover sub and then a little cubed slice of a pastry and applesauce and ill prob have a banana for breakfast. falling asleep w the window open
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cuppatwoj · 1 year
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32 have been chosen!! Here are the official contenders for the CURSEDFORMERS BRACKET!
THE FIRSTBORN (IDW)
Rhinox's Earthshattering Fart (BW)
All of G1's Animation Errors (G1)
Tailgate's canonical mouth (IDW)
DINOBOT'S ASS (BW)
ENEMY SCROTUM (Bayformers)
Bumblebee piss scene (Bayformers)
KISS PLAYERS/T15 GOGO (Hell)
PEELED RATCHET (TFP)
T-POSING PROWL (TFA)
THE HEADMASTERS ENGLISH DUB (G1)
Bumblebee’s Yoga Scene (Rid15)
Blurr Cube (TFA)
DINO SAWBLADE DICK (BW2)
Isaac Sumdac Bondage (TFA)
Ratchet-Megatron fusion (Marvel G1)
Bayformers Wheelie (Bayformers)
Siege Megatron's Lips (WFCT)
Dirk Dinobot (BW)
Megatron’s implied vore (G1)
A booby trap that actually catches boobies (G1)
Unused scene of Helex kissing Blip's brain (IDW)
Whatever THIS deathsaurus face is (Victory)
FLOBSTERS (RB)
Flat fuck swindle (TFA)
Lord Imperious Delirious's stupid name (BWU)
Sunder's entire being (IDW)
TRANSFORMERS ENERGON (TFE)
Crosseyed Megatron (TFP)
Jro’s MTMTE twitter comments (IDW)
LITERALLY JUST OVERLORD HIMSELF (IDW)
Cybertron Thunderblast's Questionable Chest Design (TFC)
After gathering the pictures, the full bracket and matches will be posted! Stay tuned!
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radical-revolution · 4 months
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Despite his glaring human flaws, Trungpa Rinpoche held many transformative perspectives. One is, he equated speed with aggression—that moving quickly in thought, word, or action was a hot fire that could blind our ability to see clearly and be in the world in a serene, loving, compassionate, and skillful way.
The antidote to this fire, he suggested, is spiritual practice, right understanding, and surrendering the ego. For some people and circumstances; though, it is movement, yoga, running, dancing, playing or listening to music, a huge from a loved one, or even having an ice cream cone.
So I ask you, when the speed picks up and fire gets hot in you, how do you chill your aggression to become the cool ice cube of bodhi?
— Jack Kornfield
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w-wonnyluvs · 1 month
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𝒽𝑜𝓌 𝓉𝑜 𝑔𝑒𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝓇𝑜𝓊𝑔𝒽 𝓅𝒶𝓃𝒾𝒸 𝒶𝓉𝓉𝒶𝒸𝓀𝓈
factors: 胃イ艶
if you have sensory issues, the lighting and the way the store is built can actually trigger panic attacks and sympt0ms.
agoraphobia is a huge factor as well. basically, you don’t want to go to places where you’ve had panic attacks and obviously get prettɥ terrıfıed.
getting through it: 佳なヺ
it’s not particularly easy to get through these situations. it’s hãrd to go through situations that make you uncomfortable.
【tips】
try to bring a fidget spinner, fidget cube, or something of sort. it will help distract you a bit. it may not work a lot, but i find it helpful.
have water with you, where ever you go. .
chew some peppermint gum or suck on some peppermint candies. it may not help a lot, but if you have a dry møuth from your panic attacks, it’ll help that symptom out.
pretend you’re excited. i know, it won’t be that easy, but sometimes faking one emotion, can actually make that emotion happen. try convincing yourself, “i’m fine, i’m excited! it’s okay!” (source: DARE - THE NEW WAY TO END ANXIETY AND STOP PANIC ATTACKS by Barry McDonagh)
accept your panic attacks and anxıety. don’t say no to anxıety because then you’re pushing it a̛way and gıvıng it more pøwer. accept that you do have this going on, but you’re NOT your anxıety.
taking deep breaths in and out. try different patterns, it may be hãrd to breathe, but you have to t̢ry. don’t gıve up!
finally, try EFT. emotiona1 freedom tapping is known to help relax you.
(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ what you can bring into your regular life ♥
there are so many things you can bring in your life and routines. get ready because i’m gonna list a lot!:
meditation
eft
michael sealey hypnosis
yoga
exercise
journaling
bullet journaling
reading
drinking water
drinking herbal teas such as - chamomile, lemongrass, lavender, and etc..
dancing
drawing and doodling
singing
playing some videogames
stretches
melatonin
magnesium
listening to motivating podcasts, videos, or songs
washing your fash and smiling in the mirror
talking positive to yourself
writing stories
doing thinking exercises in the morning to shift your negative thinking
watch one of your favourite shows on youtube, netflix, hulu, or whatever
write down on paper, something you want to do. don’t mention your fears or think about it. do something you WANT. don’t let the fear get in the way.
practicing some self-care
go outside
eat some delicious food
open your windows and let the sunlight come in
take vitamin d and b12!
smile and don’t let your panic attacks consume you. you’re a beautiful human being.
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epickiya722 · 1 year
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oooooo hi kiya !!! do u have any headcanons for hobbies the kids in class 1a might enjoy?? candy for u -> 🍬
You just reminded me that I have a draft for 1A Headcanons I have... I'll finish it eventually...
But I do! Yes, I do!
Now I don't have hobbies for every student, maybe, but I do have some.
Okay, other than canon hobbies...
Jiro - music
Ashido - dance
Sato - baking
Shinsou - cycling (yes, I'm adding him, who is stopping me?)
A few I headcanon are...
Ojiro and Shoji being into sewing and knitting. I figure because of their quirks, they picked up on sewing because they may have to make adjustments to their clothing and sometimes help others, like maybe an accidental rip in jeans.
Ooh, and Koda! I can see him knitting those cute sweaters and scarfs.
Midoriya and Kaminari, I see being artistic. Midoriya is more into sketching on paper, using markers and pencils. For Kaminari, I can see him being more into doing his art digitally, maybe even do those gifs that we see here on Tumblr.
Okay, before I didn't have on for Iida, but now I feel like he'll be into writing. He probably reads a lot, but it's not genres you expect. I think he'll like to read different genres, he doesn't stick to one. Same with writing. He'll try to write romance and then switch to horror.
For Tokoyami, I see him doing poetry and also writing songs. I can see him being into astrology just like Uraraka. They have in depth conversations about astrology.
Hagakure is a nail artist in my head. She likes to play with colors, charms, designs, crystals. And since moving into the dorms, she'll practice on anyone who will let her. Ojiro is often her candidate.
This will always be a funny one to me, but Todoroki and those fun shaped ice trays. Hear me out! I see him and Yaomomo making those aesthetic drink videos. Todoroki really favors the ice trays and he got really excited knowing he could have teddy bear and rose ice cubes and in different flavors. So almost every day, he'll use them and it developed into making the videos with Yaomomo because she couldn't resist making pretty tea and coffee drinks.
Sato also makes treats for the videos.
Sero is a gymnast in my head. He also does yoga (with Ojiro who I also see being into yoga) and aerial dancing. The way he uses his quirk and his body type just gives me those vibes.
For now, that's what I came up with for some of 1A!
Also thank you!! Here -> 🍪
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n0brainjustvibes · 7 months
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and while we're at it (imagining long-suffering characters happy) consider:
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chicken tenders foam pit field day :D
they're playing dodgeball with those giant yoga balls!!
ft. aisha supervising (and getting slam-dunked with a foam cube by an unidentified Heartbroken). someone get aisha a yoga ball to sit on please she'd enjoy it almost as much as Kenzie would
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