Remember When I Said Taehyung Might Not Be As Gay As We Thought?
Don't judge a man by his milfy wardrobe, he looks goooood.
It was... awhile ago. Maybe as far back as 2021 although I do not feel like link-searching it. It's in the archives if I didn't kill it.
Granted, there was a lot going on, then. There's still a lot going on and until now I had no desire to ever - EVER - return to this hellsite. Because Taekookers are fucking weird, yo.
And some of y'all got a lil bit up in my shit too as I (fuzzily) recall. Which: it's whatever. I'm extremely unsocial, don't even answer my own DMs. And it's not personal, so I get it. I don't need or want to defend myself, but I will protect people I care about. With my absence, if necessary.
OT: I also totally kicked the big C while I've been out so that was nice. Yoongi the cat is pleased that his noms will continue uninterrupted. I will be in wigs for at least another year. It's all good.
Oh LOOK at what we have here. Don't come at me for publishing this, I will explain.
I got it from actual media days ago, okay, and also: there was no expectation of real privacy. Keep reading. Or don't, I'm not telling you what to do.
ANYWAY. I had to come back, mainly to say TAENNIE IS REAL I TOLD Y'ALL IDK WHY NOBODY EVER BELIEVES ME BUT HERE WE ARE. I'm gloating. Honestly, it's so rude, I'd apologize if I cared. But I am rude and snorfling into my cheerios about this. Tae just made me so damn happy, is all.
LET THE MAN BE BI OR HETEROFLEXIBLE OR EVEN STRAIGHT IDC. Jennie clearly makes him happy. Look at his "I'm going to Paris to see my girlfriend" face!
And in that very specific jewelry look, no less. Foundrae. Again. Still. Hm.
Here's what I can tell you based on my limited third hand no sources no receipts this is probably utter bullshit usual disclaimer:
It's a soft open, kids. This whole "oopsie we just so happened to get caught taking a lil walk in public with our managers in tow during which date at least one of us signed several autographs, what a surprise" is in fact a soft open for what will likely be a public confirmation PRETTY DAMN SOON.
It might happen before I get this thing published, actually, depending on when I get it up. If it's before May 22 at noon my time, no idea. If after, well. Guess we'll see. Jennie's supposed to show up at the screening of HBO's The Idol that day, screening at the Grand Lumiere at 10:30 CEST. One wonders if she will arrive alone, or bring a plus one. It's a big ask, and if he does it they're probably getting married, that's how big a deal it would be. So I'm not holding my breath, but.
This seems like a reasonable prospect for a plus-one viewing. Might not be the only one but... Jennie's IN IT so.
I'M NOT SAYING THIS IS GONNA HAPPEN. I think it would be a fucking POWER move if it did, but I also do not necessarily expect that it will. It COULD. It... MIGHT. It might not. Either way they're a thing, I'm telling you. They are, have been, a thing. For awhile. And it is apparently quite serious - like up to and including talk of engagement serious.
Remember when a bunch of folk thought that one gummy bear dude was going to jail for "hacking" Jennie's phone only there's been no actual movement on any "investigation"? Yeah. Trickle truthing, they call it. Give 'em a little bit, let them deny it and yell and chew on it for awhile before you give 'em a little more. But c'mon, nobody's wearing half the love-themed couple pieces at Foundrae for no damn reason.
Seriously they got the whole collection almost and both have been seen wearing them almost exclusively. For a year.See airport pic above.
Look, I don't have inside info on Taehyung. I do not. I ain't hang with his friends and I don't know him personally. Never met the guy. But I know a PR move when I see one and this is exactly that.
We all know how toxic stan culture can be. Some ToadlicKKers (and a few of us house elves) are certifiably bonkers, if stan twitter is anything to go by. And the guys, the company, they expect a whole meltdown. They know this is not gonna make half their fans happy. I mean the tkkers have a point in that it looks like they wanted to be seen. BECAUSE IT'S A SOFT OPEN.
What Taejen/Taennie/Jenhyung and the companies also know is that based on historic shipper behavior, this is gonna come back on Jimin, Jungkook, maybe Rose' and Lisa. And by extension, the other members. Maybe not as much due to their respective distance, but still. I bet by the time I finish this it will have already started.
Oh look there it is. Fuck those bitches, really.
Good LORDT. I'm not adding the audio, if y'all are that hungry for psycho hose beast Jimin hate hie thee to stan twt.
But, totally off-topic kinda...
... wouldn't it be cool if Jennie, who speaks great English, was hanging out with Troye Sivan and was like "so you know my boyfriend tells me that his bffs..." I'M JUST SAYING NETWORKING IS COOL AND FRIENDS OF FRIENDS GET THINGS DONE OKAY.
You know that girl has the scoop. If Tae knows it, she knows it. Oh heeeeyyy Troye.
Also OT: I love that Taekook have been hanging out a little more lately. It's refreshing. I genuinely think having Jennie in his life has been good for Tae in several ways.
And you know, I'm kinda surprised Taennie has lasted this long. I didn't honestly think they would. It warms my decrepit, sad old heart a bit. Turns out I have a lot more to say so IDK IDK, if I feel okay about it I might be back.
Right now I'm just waiting for the official Taennie nod and the continued total meltdown.
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♬ Summary: During a Run Bts! Jungkook tells the audience that he got a new tattoo and all the guys are curious about the new ink
♬ Pairing: Established relationship; Jungkook x reader
♬ Rating: PG - 14
♬Genre: Established relationship, angst and fluff
♬ Warnings: Swearing and very cute body modification
♬ Part of, ‘ I fell In Love With A Girl Group Stan; The After Story
Authors note: Thank you to the anonymous for giving me this idea! 💕
The seven members sat at the table looking down at the food with wide eyes and hunger. They just got done with a game and now they were being rewarded, well Jungkook won them the meal. They sat down and Jungkook slapped his hands together in excitement, “Aish, I’m so hungry.”
“You're always hungry, muscle pig.”
Jungkook rolled his eyes at Jin and started to dig in while the others followed. During the meal, Namjoon asked everyone what they’d been doing on the small break they had. Everyone said their usual answers, sleeping, writing, playing games, and sleeping some more but Jungkook’s answer made them look at him, “I got a new tattoo.”
Yoongi glanced at the cameras and then at Jungkook, “Do you want to talk about it? You don’t have to, kook.”
Jungkook shook his head and wiped his mouth, “No, no, I can talk about it.”
Jimin took a sip of his water and smirked at Jungkook, “I bet it was for something special.”
Jungkook rolled his eyes and tried his best to hide the blush that was fighting its way to his face, “Every tattoo is special to me.”
“What is it?”
“I’m not going to say what it is but I did get it on my arm. I don’t think anyone will find it.”
Taehyung let out a small laugh at this and shook his head, “This isn’t a hide-and-seek game.”
“For me, it is but that’s all you get to know, army.”
After saying their goodbyes for their episode, the guys started to throw questions at him at a rapid pace. Jungkook rolled his eyes at his hyungs and helped the staff with the table. He let them ask questions until the door opened and everything went silent in his ears. He looked up and a smile appeared on his face. He walked past his members and wrapped his arms around the person that he missed the most today.
“I missed you baby.”
Y/N let out a small laugh in the crook of his neck and placed a small kiss, “Kook, you had to film today.”
“I don’t care, I missed you.”
When they separated, she tilted her eyes when saw Jin looking at her with his arms over his chest, “Did I do something wrong? I-I can leave.”
Jungkook rolled his eyes and gently smacked Jin’s shoulder, “You're not leaving, the guys are just mad.”
“Why?”
Hoseok pointed towards her with a pout, “Jungkook got a new tattoo and didn’t tell us. Which means you know.”
Y/N let out a small laugh and leaned her head against Jungkook’s arm, “Of course, I know. I was there when he got it.”
“Nah, Y/N, tell us.”
She glanced at Jimin and then at Jungkook who shrugged his shoulders, “You can tell them, baby.”
She nodded her head and looked at them with a flushed face, “He got my initials on his arm...he wanted to surprise me with it.”
The silence in the room made Y/N nervous and she looked down at her fingers. She started to pull the skin around her nails when Jungkook placed his hands on tops of hers, “It’s small, I doubt anyone will see them.”
Namjoon let out a deep sigh and nodded his head, “Have you guys thought about coming out with your relationship?”
The couple glanced at each other and then looked at Namjoon with a small shake of their heads, “No...”
“Jungkook, since you have that tattoo, maybe it's time to tell army that you have a partner.”
Jungkook sighed and nodded his head, “Yeah...”
Hoseok felt the tension and let out a loud laugh, “No more business talk, let’s see the tattoo.”
Jungkook took off his leather jacket and handed it to Y/N as he turned his arm to the guys. They all squinted their eyes and tilt their heads at his arm with confusion, “Where is it?”
“See, you can’t find it. Which means no one can find it.”
Yoongi raised his eyebrow and shook his head, “Armies are very observant.”
Y/N pointed towards one of his clouds and looked at them with a smile, “It's really small but it's in the curve of the cloud.”
Taehyung looked closely and nodded his head, “Ah, I see it now. Aww, how cute Kook.”
Y/N let out a small laugh and hugged Junkook’s waist, “It was a surprise for me because all he said was that he wanted to retouch his tattoo. When we were in the office, he went, “I’m getting your initials.” I thought he was joking but no he wasn’t.”
Jungkook wrapped his arm around her waist and kissed the top of her head, “You should know I don’t joke around babe.”
Namjoon rubbed his forehead and looked Jungkook with a serious look, “I think it's time you guys come out”
Jungkook let out a frustrated sigh and looked at his leader, “I know I have to come out but right now I don’t think it's time.”
“And why is that?”
“Y/N just got a job at the museum, I don’t want army bothering her or a sasaeng finding her. We just got over David.”
Jin nodded his head at this and looked at Namjoon, “Namjoon, he’s right. We just got done with the David problem, we shouldn’t put Y/N’s name in public.”
“I understand that hyung but if they want to move forward, they have to come out.”
Y/N swallowed her spit and looked at Jungkook, “Maybe you can just say you're in a relationship...you don’t have to mention my name.”
“But baby, I want the world to know that you're my girl.”
She leaned up and placed a kiss on his cheek, “Then when we get married the world can know.”
“MARRIED!”
She forgot that the guys were in the room and looked at Yoongi who was looking at them with wide eyes. She felt her face getting warm and she nodded her head slowly, “Y-Yeah...Jungkook and I want to get married one day.”
Jin glanced between the couple and his eyes landed on Jungkook, “YAY! You want to take my child away!”
Jungkook glared at him and scoffed, “She doesn’t act like a child with me.”
“Jungkook!”
Namjoon sighed at this and glanced at the alcohol on the table, really wanting a drink at the moment. He shook his head and looked at them, “Fine we can say Jungkook is in a relationship but we won’t say names, okay, Y/N?”
Y/N nodded her head and bowed at Namjoon, “Sorry for causing trouble...”
“It’s not you, it's your idiot boyfriend.”
Jungkook glared at Jimin and pouted, “I’m not an idiot. I have your guys initials on my hand. I just wanted my future wifes too.”
“STOP CALLING HER WIFE!”
“MY FUTURE WIFE!”
Namjoon sighed and went into the living room with Yoongi following him behind. He opened the soju bottle and poured himself a shot. He glanced at Yoongi, “You want a shot?”
Yoongi nodded his head and glanced at Y/N, “I can’t believe she's going to get married to that idiot.”
“STOP CALLING ME AN IDIOT!”
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