Tsugikuni twins as 🌞Incorrect quotes🌝 part 2
Kokushibo: texting Hey can you pick me up I’m drunk. Kokushibo: Oh you don't have to anymore. I'm home now. Yoriichi: Yes, I'm aware of that after dropping you off at home.
Yoriichi: Why can’t we all just get along? Kokushibo: Because most of us are assholes, Yoriichi.
Yoriichi: Oh, fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers! Kokushibo: Please, just say fuck.
Kokushibo: I can’t believe all these people are wearing black. black is supposed to be my thing, they’re all just posers. Yoriichi: Kokushibo, for the last time, we’re at a funeral.
Yoriichi: We have fun, don’t we, Kokushibo? Kokushibo: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.
Kokushibo: I have issues. Yoriichi: Finally, you admit it! The first step to redemption is accept- Kokushibo: With you.
Yoriichi: Kokushibo, why are you crying? Kokushibo: This book is so sad!! Yoriichi, picking it up: But this is my diary-
Kokushibo: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I’ll wait. Yoriichi: You and me! Kokushibo: tearing up Ok.
Kokushibo: What's this? Yoriichi, hugging Kokushibo: Affection! Kokushibo: Disgusting. Kokushibo: …Do it again.
Kokushibo: I’m not lazy, I just find it hard to put effort into things I’m not passionate about. Yoriichi: What are you passionate about? Kokushibo: Sleeping.
Yoriichi: You tricked me! Kokushibo: I deceived you. ‘Trick’ makes it sound like we have a friendly relationship.
Yoriichi: PLEASE EXPLAIN WHAT UPSEXY IS! Kokushibo: Could you rephrase the question, in like, two words maybe?
(bluds innocent.. Must protect)
Kidnapper: We have your child Yoriichi: I don’t have a child? Kidnapper: Then who just asked for warm milk and made us cut the crusts off their sandwich? Yoriichi: thats my brother...
Kokushibo: Don’t worry, I know exactly what I’m doing. Everything is going to be fine! Yoriichi: How can you still say that? Kokushibo: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.
Yoriichi: There's something I have to ask about you-know-who. Kokushibo: Voldemort? Yoriichi: No. Kokushibo: Is it Voldemort? Yoriichi: It's not Voldemort. Kokushibo: You haven’t mentioned wizards once this conversation, so I’m gonna have to assume it’s Voldemort.
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