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Ohayou Ikebukuro by Buster Bros!!! (en, romaji, kanji)

English translation, romaji, and Japanese after the cut.

Legend: (by color, does not appear on mobile) Ichiro, Jiro, Saburo, Jiro & Saburo, ALL

English translation

Buster Bros' Good Morning Ikebukuro! Mornin' Bukuro!!

Once again, today, Buster Bros!!! will be delivering the best of the morning to everyone in Ikebukuro!!! Your partners are the Yamada brothers: Ichiro! Jiro! Saburo! Glad to be here with everyone!

To start off, we will be reading some emails. This one is from our listener with the radio pen name "I want to do part-time at Odd Jobs Yamada."

"Starting this spring, I'll be starting high school, and I want to enjoy a romantic relationship. What type of person do the three of you like?"

I still don't really know much about love~ I don't usually talk about that kind of thing But, thinking about it, I like a natural figure [1] I would want to have a romance with that kind of girl, yeah... I am not that interested in girls I still usually hang out with guys But, even so... if I have to say... Hm... I think I would like a kind girl I like the strong ones (That's our bro!) You know what I mean, bros? (Yeah! Yeah!) I like super strong ones that would never lose in a fight *That's* what you mean by strong?

Now for our first corner "Good Morning Battle Poetry!" [2] Going hard from the morning, as usual. This is the battle we want to spread all over the world. The three of us will make a 5-7-5 (haiku) comedic poem! [2] First is Ichi-nii!

"Oncoming car lane, I'll overtake everyone, how easy peasy!" [3]

What kind of dialect is "peasy"? [3] Not to mention the traffic violation! Okay! 5 points! Yeah, you’re right, I'm sorry... Ok, then next is Jiro ♪

"Ikebukuro, any other division will kneel down to us!"

Yeah! You're definitely not wrong! We are the strongest! Buster Bros!!! Let's keep riding this! Next is Saburo!

"Jiro-chan~ Hold my hand and let's go to... the children's center"

What did you say? Is that supposed to be a diss? It's nOT a DisS~ [4] What did you say?! OK, OK Battle over! This time the winner is Jiro!

Hey, how can keep going if you guys are fighting? (Sorry, but can you play the jingle?)

Good Morning! Everyone in Ikebukuro, how are you? Starting now, Brand New Days Buster Bros!!! Here with Bukuro's best bros, Let's go, everybody, mornin' Bukuro (This is the best!) Feeling good from the morning (Fight!) Everybody, mornin' Bukuro (I know) Even if you have days when you're down (Let's go!) Everybody, mornin' Bukuro

(You are listening to 29.6 Bukuro FM) If you're worried about something, leave it to us. We are here to support the city of Bukuro. Cheap, fast, robust, high quality, Odd Jobs Yamada ♪

Okay, let's keep going! Next is Ichi-nii’s “I can’t say that!” corner! (Yay!) In this corner, we asked for words that Ichi-nii “definitely cannot say”! Let's give it a go!

First up is from pen name "Bukuro Heads" A note from a regular listener CHECK OK then, everyone, get your ears open and LISTEN "Since it's my first time, be gentle with me." I can't say that! Absolutely cannot! Next is from pen name "Yamada Shiro" [5] OK, try to do the next hard-to-say line! "Buy me some macarons~" I can't say that either! Absolutely cannot! Next is from pen name "Morning Brothers" OK, Nii-chan, give it to us! "Jiro, Saburo, I love you." ……… I wanted to hear that! For sure! Hurry up and end this corner! Buster Bros' Good Morning Ikebukuro!

This show is also coming to an end. Today the theme was "New Lifestyle," so last but not least, to all the people who are starting off a new life today... Here's a special message from us!

For always tuning in to listen to us, really THANK YOU ! [6] Let's take a step forward, 1 step All of the haters aren't even in our sights Once again, let's start today, Brand New Days Let's go into the shining sunshine The air of this clear morning sure is nice Turning your face down [7], that's no fun! OK, are you ready? Standby OK! Dreams are always on a huge scale Take aim at that future and shoot, bang! Instead of turning around, only face forward Everyone in Bukuro, Have a nice day!

(Starting, Brand New Days) Good Morning! Everyone in Ikebukuro, how are you? Starting now, Brand New Days Buster Bros!!! Here with Bukuro's best bros, Let's go, everybody, mornin' Bukuro (This is the best!) Feeling good from the morning (Fight!) Everybody, mornin' Bukuro (I know) Even if you have days when you're down (Let's go!) Everybody, mornin' Bukuro Have a good day!

Romaji

Buster Bros no ohayou Ikebukuro Oha bukuro!!

Kyou mo koko Ikebukuro kara, ore ra Buster Bros!!! ga saikou no asa o todoke!!! O aite wa Yamada kyoudai, Ichirou! Jirou! Saburou! Minna, yoroshiku!!!

Sassoku MAIL o shoukai shimasu. RADIO NAME "Yorozuya Yamada de baito shitai" san kara

"Kotoshi haru kara koukousei, renai o tanoshi mitai desu. Sannin no suki na type wa?"

Mada koi toka wakannai~ Konna koto fudan wa katannai Demo yappari shizendai Sonna josei to shitai renai, uun Betsuni onna nanka kyoumi nee Mada asobu nara otoko doushi de Demo maa, aete iu to shitara Uun, yasashi joshi ka na Ore wa tsuyoi hou ga ii (Sasuga!) Wakarudaro, kyoudai? (Un! Un!) Maji de kenka ni makenai tsuyoi ko toka ii Tsuyo itte sou yuu koto kaai?

Saisho no CORNER wa “ohayou kenka senryuu!” Aikawarazu asa kara HARD da na. Yo no naka ni kenka o uritai koto o, ore ra sannin ga go-shichi-go no senryuu ni shite iku ze.! Mazu wa Ichi-nii!

“Gyaku shasen minna de wataru zo raku jyaken!!”

“Jyaken” te nani-ben da yo! Shikamo koutsuuihan dame! Hai go-ten! Da yo na, maji gomen... Jyaa tsugi! Jirou, ikou ♪

"Ikebukuro, do no DIVISION mo hire fusu zo"

Ye-! Machigai nai ze! Ore tachi ga saikyou! Buster Bros!!! Nokkete kita yoshi! Tsugi wa Saburou!

"Jirou-chan~ o te te tsunaide jidoukan"

Nan da to DISS tten no ka yo! DISS tte mashe-n Nan da to deme! Hai hai shuuryou Kon kai wa Jirou ga yuushou!

Oi, omae ra wa kenka shite dou sun dayo? (Suimasen, JINGLE itte kudasai.)

Ohayou! Ikebukuro no minna choushi dou nano? Ima hajimaru BRAND NEW DAYS Buster Bros!!! Koko bukuro saikyou no kyoudai to LET’S GO EVERYBODY oha bukuro (Saikou) daze asa kara ii kibun (FIGHT!) EVERYBODY oha bukuro (I KNOW) Ochikomu hi mo aru kedo (Saa ikou!) EVERYBODY oha bukuro

(YOU ARE LISTENING TO 29.6 BUKURO FM) Komatta toki wa wareware ni o makase Bukuro no machi o ore ra ga sasaemasu Yasuku te, hayaku te, takumashii, HIGH QUALITY, Yorozuya Yamada

Dewa tsuzuite wa kochira! Ichi-nii no “ore konna koto iwaneeyo!” no CORNER (Ye-!) Ichi-nii ga “zettai iwana sou na kotoba” o boshou shiteru CORNER desu! Itte miyo~

Mazu wa PEN NAME “Bukuro no HEADS” Jouren-san kara no otayori CHECK Sore jya minna mimi sumashite LISTEN "Hajime te da kara yasashiku shite ne." Iwa nee! Zettai iwanee! Tsugi wa PEN NAME “Yamada Shirou”-san Sore jya iwana sou na koto itte miyou ka! "MACARON katte kite~" Kore mo iwa nee! Zettai iwa nee! Tsugi wa PEN NAME “MORNING kyoudai” Sore jya nii-chan itte choudai "Jirou, Saburou, aishiteru ze." ……… Sore wa itte moraitai! Dayone! Hayaku kono CORNER owarasero! Buster Bros no ohayou Ikebukuro!

Bangumi mo owari ni chikazuite kimashita. Kyou no te-ma wa shin seikatsu nano de, saigo wa atarashii kurashi o hajimeru hito tachi e Ore ra kara no MESSAGE!

Itsumo kiite kurete maji san kyu de-su Fumi dashite kou ONE STEP HATER tachi nante ganchuu nee Hajimaru ze kyou mo BRAND NEW DAYS Ikuzo furi sosogu SUNSHINE Sunda asa no kuuki nanka ii Shita muite tatte tsumannai Sore jya junbi dekiteru STANDBY OK! Itsudatte yume wa dekai SCALE Sono mirai ni mukete nerai ute BANG! Furimuku yori tada mae muke Bukuro no minna HAVE A NICE DAY!

(Hajimaru BRAND NEW DAYS) Ohayou Ikebukuro no minna choushi dou nano? Ima hajimaru BRAND NEW DAYS Buster Bros!!! Koko bukuro saikyou no kyoudai to LET’S GO EVERYBODY oha bukuro (Saikou) daze asa kara ii kibun (FIGHT!) EVERYBODY oha bukuro (I KNOW) Ochikomu hi mo aru kedo (Saa ikou!) EVERYBODY oha bukuro Itterushai!

Japanese (kanji)

Buster Bros！！！のおはようイケブクロおはブクロ！！今日もここイケブクロから、俺ら Buster Bros！！！が最高の朝をお届け "お相手は山田兄弟、一郎！二郎！三郎！みんな、よろしく！！！" 早速メールを紹介しますラジオネーム“萬屋ヤマダでバイトしたい”さんから今年春から高校生　恋愛を楽しみたいです　三人の好きなタイプは？

まだ恋とかわかんないこんなこと普段は語んないでもやっぱり自然体そんな女性としたい恋愛　うーん別に女なんか興味ねーまだ遊ぶなら男同士ででもまぁ　あえて言うとしたらうーん　優しい女子かな俺は強い方がいい（さすが！）わかるだろ兄弟 (うん！うん！) まじで喧嘩に負けない強い子とかいい強いってそういう事かーい

最初のコーナーは『おはようケンカ川柳！』相変わらず朝からハードだな世の中にケンカを売りたい事を、俺ら三人が五七五の川柳にしていくぜまずは一兄！「逆車線　みんなで渡るぞ　楽じゃけん！！」じゃけんて何弁だよ！しかも交通違反ダメ！はい5点！だよなマジごめん…じゃあ次！二郎、行こう♪ 「イケブクロ　どのディビジョンも　ひれ伏すぞ」いえー！間違いないぜ！俺たちが最強 Buster Bros！！！乗っけてきたよし！次はい三郎！「二郎ちゃん　お手て繋いで　児童館」なんだと Dis ってんのかよ！ Dis ってましぇ～ん　なんだとテメ～！　はいはい終了　今回は二郎が優勝！

おはよう　イケブクロのみんな調子どうなの？今始まる Brand New Days Buster Bros！！！　ここブクロ最強の兄弟と Let’s go Everybody　おはブクロ (最高) だぜ　朝からいい気分 (ファイト！) Everybody　おはブクロ (I know)　落ち込む日もあるけど (さぁ行こう) Everybody　おはブクロ

You are listening to 29.6 Bukuro FM 困った時は我々にお任せブクロの街を俺らが支えます安くて、早くて、たくましい、ハイクオリティー、萬屋ヤマダ♪

では続いてはこちら！『一兄の“俺こんな事言わねーよ！”』のコーナー！一兄が“絶対言わなそうな言葉”を募集してるコーナーです！言ってみよ～まずはペンネームぶくろのヘッズ常連さんからのお便り CHECK それじゃみんな耳すましてリッスン「初めてだからやさしくしてね」言わねー！絶対言わねー！次はペンネーム山田四郎さんそれじゃ言わなそうな事言ってみようか！「マカロン買ってきて～」これも言わねー！絶対言わねー！次はペンネームモーニング兄弟それじゃ兄ちゃん言ってちょうだい「二郎三郎、愛してるぜ」 ……… それは言ってもらいたい！ DAYONE！早くこのコーナー終わらせろ！ Buster Bros！！！のおはようイケブクロ

番組も終わりに近付いてきました今日のテーマは新生活なので、最後は新しい暮らしを始める人たちへ俺らからのメッセージ！いつも聞いてくれてまじ39でーす踏み出してこう 1 step ヘイターたちなんて　眼中ねーはじまるぜ今日も Brand New Days 行くぞふり注ぐ　サンシャイン澄んだ朝の空気　なんかいい下向いてたって　つまんないそれじゃ準備できてるかスタンバイ OK！いつだって夢はでかいスケールその未来に向けて狙い撃て Bang！振り向くよりただ前向けブクロのみんな Have a nice day！

始まる Brand New Days おはよう　イケブクロのみんな調子どうなの？今始まる Brand New Days Buster Bros！！！　ここブクロ最強の兄弟と Let’s go Everybody　おはブクロ (最高) だぜ　朝からいい気分 (ファイト！) Everybody　おはブクロ (I know)　落ち込む日もあるけど (さぁ行こう) Everybody　おはブクロいってらっしゃい

T/N

Physical attribute: “natural body” or “natural figure”

The “poetry” is a traditional comedic haiku called “senryuu.” Yup, they’re battling with haikus.

Ichiro uses a weird ending, so Jirou asks him what kind of dialect that ending is from. I just made it into “peasy” which also isn’t really a word but slang.

Saburo is basically pronouncing it like this…

It’s using the Yamada brothers’ naming system of (number)-rou, so it’s actually 4-rou, and is pronounced “Shirou.” What a great pen name, right? A listener from my own heart…

In the original Japanese lyrics, they wrote “san kyu (thank you)" as “39,” and I thought that was interesting/clever.

More literally, the translation is “facing down.”

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