#you are stupid if you litter

[taxi-boi]

i see alot of "tango joins empires smp" aus where he joins tumble town as a bandit or another cowboy or ""rancher"" but you are ALL wrong. you all missing out okay.

tango's ALREADY been to space. hes a spaceman. hes already got the minecraft skin

tangotek crashlands into empires. the buzz lightyear to jimmys woody.

im right and i better see all of you making it happen hold on i need to draw this

do you see it? do you see my vision?

bonus family photo

#i litterally know nothing about empires all i know is that joel thinks jimmys a toy and all you fuckers agree #as you should. its hillarious #empires smp #empires season 2 #empires jimmy #jimmy solidarity #tangotek #rancher duo #team rancher #ofc tangos also a toy. theres no point to this if hes not. #bonus points if tango actually knows hes a toy. and its like. an inversion of the original toystory movie yknow #ofc tango also not thinking hes a toy is acceptable #im not gonna persecute you for using my idea slightly different than i imagined #there DOES have to be a minimum of one among us joke per fic though/j #'tango i think theres. i think theres a toy among us' #this is fucking stupid goodnight #myart

[melonisopod]

I'm glad they addressed Verg's non-involvement with the Ligmas and it turns out he's under contract to not interfere with the Sinners' work or endeavors to get the Golden Boughs. Also he seems to be starting to like them which is certainly...unexpected...

#limbus company #the least believable part is that he's starting to like the sinners #where did that come from? one chapter ago you happily let us walk onto a boat littered with mermaids #two events ago you gleefully tantalized us with the promise of a beach vacation only to dump us in a waste pit full of trash crabs #and i'm supposed to believe you suddenly LIKE us now? #fine. whatever. go get us some cheeky nandos when we're done exploring cathy's gay and stupid maze

[ryderdire]

I have a friend without anxiety and honestly their kinda whack. Like what do you MEAN you don’t think over every interaction ever after it’s over and over anylize it in your head because you think you bonked it what the fuck sounds fake

#i litterally cannot #imagine this not being a thing #this is just #a part of social interaction for me #I’ve had anxiety over worrying people would jugde me for #thinking the way I like my hot chocolate is stupid it is envevble I’ve got ways to deal with it dw #don’t worry about making me worry I’m going to do it anyway #yea atlas if you see this post it is about you what the actual fuck how do you exist

[redvelvetwishtree]

Lmao you guys cannot "antisemitism" your way out of this anymore, that's old tactics which don't work anymore.

Can you also prepare a word for what's happening in Palestine? It's so enraging I can't put into words my anger and upset anymore.

#anti-abc xyz-phobic xyz-ist this that all these terms your guys use at your convenience but shut your eyes and ears when - #- when someone else is suffering #how you people bully the whole world into following your exact abd precise brand of political correctness #fuck off #I'm done tiptoeing on egg shells around western political correctness #none of you care about anything #except whatever suits you in the time #take all your wokeness away because it sure as hell does not help the rest of the world #you all are just like your politicians #everyone having delusions of being the most morally high and superior race on earth who can decide what is right or wornt9 #and how other people are supposed to express their opinions and talk about their tragedies and fckng genocides and ethnic cleansings #no one cares for your stupid lectures littered with such terms anymore #nothing matters when you actually see what is happening in places like Palestine #and i know some dumbass will take this post and turn its meaning around just like they always do #but i am so so angry at what's happening in Palestine snd then the reaction of pro-Israel people and western media and politicians #this was absolutely thr last straw for everything #palestine #free palestine #gaza #west bank

[set-wingedwarrior]

Enjoy this collection of Weiss losing her shit because I never related to her as hard as today

#rwby #weiss schnee #rwby9 #rwby spoiler #rwby spoilers #you don't get it guys I litterally act like this when i lose my mind #this is me when something insane happens #this is me trying to explain to my bff why something he's doing is stupid #this is me after every new episode of rwby when i get excitedly insane #or get out of my mind after stupid htdm takes #i got a collection of reaction pictures for eternity #thanks crwby

[the-adventures-of-dave]

I’m moving next month and may or may not be compiling a list of all the fun cat things I want to get

#i don’t need to buy myself furniture I just need to buy cat furniture #who needs a kitchen table when you can get a CATIO #I’m also excited for the stupid stuff like getting bigger litterboxes #you know you’re a real crazy cat lady when you’re looking forward to bigger litter boxes 😂

[jaythelay]

That and my god am I tired of the incessant BEEPING on TV in the other room.

HUMANS SAY FUCK. THEY SAY IT ALOT. THEY SAY SHIT ALOT TOO. MAYBE LIKE. LET THEM BE? NOT COVER IT UP AS IF IT...MATTERS?

Everyone KNOWS they're saying Fuck and Shit, it's just asinine to pretend it does anything but annoy the fuck out of people.

The people who want censorship aren't even going to be watching these shows, who is this for? So little timmy doesn't hear fuck?

My god. The horror. Next you'll be telling me what the Number 1 Cause of Child Death is. Oh, no conversation to be had there either? What? Is it because it'll traumatize the kids? If we discuss what kills them the Most in this country? That'll traumatize them? Hearing Fuck?

Fuck you.

Nobody's protecting children. We have Cat litter in schools for school shootings, because cops refuse to do their jobs, that Hell can go on for hours. Because the government refuses to protect children from shootings.

Because you chose to use them as an actual, personal meat shield, from criticism. Congrats, they're dying and dead.

But at least TV didn't destroy their innocence before a white supremacist shot them 6 feet under. And thank god, we can make transphobic jokes about school shootings. Congrats america, the war on Fuck Words was won!

Kids are dead.

#fuck words #swear words #censorship #stop using kids as an excuse #even the kids are fucking tired of it #I was fucking tired of it #You can't keep stringing kids up as a defense and also be the ones keeping them ignorant #literally weaponizing children by keeping them stupid #when they're pissing in cat litter because the cops refused to take down the shooter in the past 8 hours #fucks sake #we're not protecting children from shit #Like I get these 2 things might seem rather seperate #but understand the FACT #THE VERY FACT #THAT WEAPONIZING CHILD INNOCENCE WHILE IGNORING WHAT'S KILLING THEM #IS PRETTY FUCKING CLOSELY LINKED #WITH THE GUN DEBATE AND PROTECTING FUCKING CHILDREN #Oh yeah no TRANS STUFF tho #Oh yeah that FUCKING KILLER OF A THING #YOU KNOW NOTHING LIKE A GUN #A GUN DOESN'T KILL KIDS #TRANS KILL KIDS #WITH A GUN #GEE #I WONDER #And of course that's not the point #I'm just trying to get these fucking cretins to have any self awareness #at some point #stop using kids to deflect criticism #stop infantilizing kids to ensure they're your personal meat shield from criticism

[bunnyb34r]

I will say, having the tools (even golden 😠) break and have usage limits is one of the worst things ab acnh

I know it resets the count if you customize them, and each customization kit is only 500 bells, so it's faster to just buy those but like come on man fuck you

#it makes my anxiety worse bc im like oh no i used it 5x??? i NEED TO CUSTOMIZE IT and its so stupid #i don't have the gold tools but i know they also deteriorate and thats fucking bullshit man #marquilla #im also sick of the eggs dggdgddg i get it now #also nooks being closed to update is such a pain when you cant tt like come ooooooon bitch #my town is littered with shit rn bc i cant sell anything and i want money but also i hoard supplies and have a section for rocks. wood. #sticks ect sgdgdgdg i cant help it okay

[deerteetharepretty]

I’m starting to think my grandma has a camera or something in the room in staying in… I thought I was paranoid but she keeps overheating everything and even playing rain noises on my phone while I sleep is “too loud”

#help #she litterally heard my muffled laughter about a stupid Steven universe meme and thought I was on the phone mocking her bc her name - #is Crystal #like??? I’m sorry your name is a word?! #but HOW DID YOU EVEN HEAR ME??? it’s not even thin walls idk how this keeps happening #I had a panic attack bc she came in to scold me for being up when I couldn’t sleep (despite the fact I’m 25) #like I’m sorry my body likes to split my sleep cycle into two 4 hour rests??? I can’t help that I have sleep issues #I litterally could not sleep after that so I only got 4 hours of sleep. #stayed up planning my cross country move BACK to either Denver or Seattle

[charmac]

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#when people say they hate the later seasons #lol why? #because they’ve grown a narrative for their characters? #cool take man #hashtag no hate #just high talking #idk like #you don’t write and play a character for 18 years and not fall in love with them yk #my cat literally just shit on the floor as i was typing this #my life is hard lol #stopped to carry him to the stupid litter box #if anyone has any advice for that.. #i guess this is what i get for naming a cat after a sunny character #i’m already charlie coded why wouldn’t i have a roommate who shits on the floor #okay anyway what i was saying #obviously something shifted later on #these are their guys like these are. ofc the show is gonna get a little softer #it’s the shift from awful guy to pathetic old man #what am i even saying lmfaoooo #but. yk #i think 16 is gonna be so good #tired of pretending i haven’t rewatched 14 more than any other season #12-14 are so sexy to me lmfao #they’re just like gender and quirky and gay losers #still in ireland is also really top tier for me #i don’t like the kelly last name problem #but i love what we got for charlie out of all of that #real fucking emotion and trauma .. the frank breakup kinda all poetic #covid dennis is so peak #and just like gay mac guys he’s a sex obsessed white gay alcoholic with few braincells and even fewer morals it’s peak

[aeirithgainsborough]

people who talk in their meta defending tlou2 about how joel was selfish and took away ellie’s choice and say he was morally reprehensible and massacred an entire hospital (no he did not lmao) so ofc he should have died he had it coming and it was deserved and made narrative sense are the ones who don’t understand nuance, actually. that whole prologue is a manipulation you know that right?

#and you fell for it!! #the game opens in a way that’s instantly working to make you forget the actual ending in part 1 and its ambiguity and its stance on what #was wrong and what was right #and you fell for it! #even the way joel talks lmao his expression the way he said i saved her is giving villain caricature #the piles of bodies littering the amazingly clean looking hospital 😭😭 #SIS IT AINT LIKE THAT #and many players stealthed the whole hospital #and then were told in part 2 oh no you killed them all #it shouldn’t have given you the option to stealth then????? #the game is like you must be violent to defend yourself and ellie or you’ll both die there’s no other way to do this journey across our #dangerous county #and then you let part 2 punish joel and ellie and yourself for it #and then you have the audacity to say ppl who didn’t like it just don’t understand the themes they aren’t nuanced enough #or they don’t have enough empathy which fyi that’s ableist to say #i hate the dismissals of valid criticisms of the game #im not too stupid to get the themes i get them i understood them and i did not like them Lmao #anti tlou2 #the last of us spoilers

[flippedorbit]

do you want me to fucking go off on you? do you truly fucking want that mother?

#“oh you and your sister never listen to me and blah blah blah” we fucking do (or at the very least i do) #“you guys never help out” does me doing the litter and taking out the trash and on occasion hand washing the dishes mean #fucking nothing to you? does me sweeping the floor every once in a while because you chose to keep us in an area that is ALL SAND/DIRT ROAD #for whatever stupid ass reason also meaningless? does me doing my damn best to help out mean fucking nothing? #do you want me to kill my self. do you want to lose your eldest child to something YOU could have fucking prevented all because you can’t #stop being a bitch to him all the time? do you really fucking want that mom? because at this rate i am once again on the road to fucking #attempting it. i’m so god damn sick of how you treat me. the only time i can do anything i want is at night. i stay up super late playing #games with my friends because its the only time in the day when you aren’t bitching and whining for me to do something you don’t want to do #for the past several days i’ve been up until five in the damn morning just to do something that makes me happy. #you misgender me. you deadname me. you refuse to accept any aspect of my identity. you don’t treat me like a god damn person. #i have so many different ways i can consider attempting if i truly wanted to. the only thing keeping me alive is my friends. because they a #least show that they fucking care and actively want to do things with me. like group drawing or playing video games. #YOU on the other hand; mother; yell and get mad at me over the stupidest shit and never fucking apologize. #i cannot recall a singular time you’ve apologized for being a complete bitch to me over something so fucking unimportant. #and yet i’m expected to be completely fucking fine and happy all because you provide me with the bare fucking minimum. #”i clothe and feed and provide a place for you to live” THAT IS THE BARE FUCKING MINIMUM. sure you could argue over the fact i’m 18 and #should be out working somewhere. but you give me so few opportunities for going places and even considering getting a job or finally gettin #my driver’s license. plus i would rather fucking die than work any food service or customer service job. because i’d be going somewhere #where i’d mostly get talked down to or yelled and then come home and have the same shit done after working for hours and getting minimal #pay. i’d rather work on my own fucking terms with commissions than go into any job where i have to interact with others in public for any #reason. where i’d be treated just the same as at home. like someone who isn’t a person and doesn’t deserve anyone to be nice to them. #i constantly so desperately wish that maybe one day soon i’d find someone to be with romantically and that i could maybe live with them and #get out of this hell hole that i’m supposed to call home. to go somewhere and have my efforts appreciated. to go somewhere where i’d #actually fucking be loved. i shouldn’t have to wish so god damn hard for a better life all because my mother can’t fucking treat me like a #person with hopes and dreams and thoughts and feelings. #i’m ending this rant here before i get too angry and upset. see you all in maybe an hour. #suicide mention #ask to tag

[hot-soong-type-summer]

My cat Bunny has invented two new games for himself.

The first is Danger Tennis, where he perches precariously on the arm of the couch and I throw a ball for him to bat back to me. He hasn't fallen off the couch yet, but it's only a matter of time. (The other variations of tennis are Walrus Tennis, where he lays on his side to bat the ball, and Ambush Predator Tennis, where he hides behind the bathroom door.)

The second game is Peepeepoopoo Ball, where he waits by the litter robot. When it rotates, he tries to violently fling the pee and poo clumps out of the litter box before they can roll into the waste drawer. This is my least favorite game.

#sir you are fourteen years old have some fucking dignity #fortunately after we move to the new house the litter robot will not be in the living room #so I'm hoping he won't hear it start to rotate and go running over for Peepeepoopoo Ball anymore #he's never very successful at flinging things #but it does get litter clumps stuck around his paws #so then i have to clean his stupid little nasty peets while he sasses me and pretends to bite me #cat

[localyardchicken]

WHAT THE

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO TUMBLR

#tumblr #tumblr update #aw hell naw tumblr getting tiktok-ified #istg if the tumblr staff decided to make that Stupid as hell algorithm update happen im bout to leave this site so fast and just make my ow #yeah you know what? yeah #because litterally every other social media is going to flames or is about to i will just make my own blog #that might happen in the near future guys #just keep an eye out for when it happens

[transurgender]

i wish i was better at character analysis because like. kabru (dunmeshi) and enrico (gayepo) are such similar characters it makes me want to Bite someone but the moment i try to explain how i feel my brain just gets fuckin fried. i think about either of them for 0.5 seconds and i explode on the spot

#benjitalk #theyve both got this whole. '' oh im the most friendly person ever you can totally trust me haha! '' #but then when you read their internal dialogues its just. the direct opposite or a complete contradiction of what theyre ACTUALLY saying #enrico is... idk how to say it but moreso open about his intentions? kabru is a completely fucking shut closed book. cant read him at all. #well i say that but then fucking. chapters like 76 happens and its like. jesus christ what is Wrong with this dude. #and the main thing driving their characters id say is their hometowns but in two entirely Distinct ways #but still in a way that haunts them both in a sense to their core. litterally in kabrus case rip Utaya and kabrus mom. #if i smashed enrico and kabru together hard enough i swear to god i could crack both of their characters wide open but i am Stupid #so i unfortunatly do not have the ability to do that. c'est la vie or whatever #this is the like 4th post ive tried to make about this btw. i hope enrico and kabru both explode so i dont have to think about them anymore #also this is INCREDIBLY unrelated to the post but laios and enrico have rlly similar hairstyles and its SO funny to me. #do you think enrico would eat monsters if he was in dunmeshi. i actually kind of do tbh. #what if i just did a gayepo dunmeshi au. is this what this was leading to. someone help me i feel like a hamster stuck on it's wheel here

[theparadoxmachine]

Speaking of The Game, I think we all know who's really the brains of the operation between Starsky and Hutch.

Huggy. It's Huggy. Detectives Starsky and Hutchinson have one collective brain cell between them and Huggy Bear Brown has custody of it most of the time. And when Huggy doesn't have it, it's locked in a drawer of Captain Dobey's desk because neither of them can be trusted with it. Hutch would probably lose it in the cluttered abyss of his car and Starsky might trade it for a ferret or something.

I say this with all the love in the world.

#i know what you're thinking #what about the end of sweet revenge and the incident when they hung the lamp from the sprinkler #well at that moment no one has the brain cell and it's probably locked in the register at the pits #starsky and hutch #starsky & hutch #you can't party in a hospital room while holding a brain cell so they left it locked somewhere #starsky would have traded the crown jewel of valencia for tad cooper #and he'd be right #I'm telling ya hutch he's a dragon! #starsky i don't care what that vagabond told ya that's a lizard! #1 year later #told ya! i told ya he was a real dragon! #hutch has to use every trick in the book to keep him from getting a girl dragon and still fails #they wind up with a litter of baby dragons that starsky refuses to find homes for #starsky plops one in Hutch's lap and announces that one's name is Kenny #he bonds with his namesake in spite of himself #little kenny turns out to be a girl #i don't know how this became a galavant au #oh well #tbf they are both very smart but they are also both very stupid #in completely different ways #but that's their charm