#you arent real

[ytilaerruoykcuf]

Monsters under the bed, monsters in the closet, monsters in the dark. Humans fear the strangest things. Every day you walk past entities that you can't see and even interact with entities who are more malevolent than any that you could simply imagine. But you don't fear them? The real ones?

#unreality #eldritch #elderkin #eldritchkin #space horror #reality is an illusion #nothing is real #I'm not real #you arent real #life is an illusion told to us by our minds reinforced by collective consciousness

[farfromharry]

i don’t like this. chrissy wake up.

im not justifying you with a response because i am disgusted by this

#k <3 #you arent real #i cannot believe you said those words

[hoodyenthusiast]

kill yourself.

#you arent real #you need to be put down like a dog #who gave you the right to even make this #kill yourself

[prinnay]

Sweet bby

#dragons #illustration #black art #everyday fantasy #why arent they real yet #cmon scientists what are you waiting on

[theygender]

The more I learn about judaism the more I wonder where tf christianity got all its bad shit. Why is divorce a sin in christianity when judaism has recognized the right to divorce for nearly a millennia and has codified religious laws for it. Why does christianity consider sex to be dirty (to the point where puritans considered it a sin to enjoy having sex with your own spouse) when in judaism it's considered holy and it's a literal mitzvah to have sex with your spouse on the sabbath. Why does christianity consider it a sign that you're faithless if you question your religion when in judaism that's considered an essential part to developing your faith. I'm probably stating the obvious here but I still can't get over the fact that there's no historical basis to any of this shit before christianity started, it's like christians just said "hey guys what if we took the torah and built a new religion around it but this time it was actively hostile to human life"

#rambling #disclaimer this isnt about individual christians im speaking about the religious trauma i experienced in my own life etc etc #these are just a few examples that I've noticed but they're definitely something #the part about sex in particular shocked me bc sex is pretty much viewed as actively evil in a lot of christian denominations #like you should only do it to create children and if you take pleasure in it (even if its with your own spouse) youre a dirty sinner #there arent as many examples like this nowadays but if you read puritan laws about sex it's like #you're allowed to have sex with your wife basically 10 times a year but you have to be fully clothed with the lights off #and you cant have sex on a holiday or a sunday and you cant touch each other and you have to try as hard as possible to hate it #literally WHERE did that mindset come from?? like for real #in judaism having sex with your spouse is basically considered a celebration of everything holy #and if you have sex on the sabbath (the holiest day in the jewish calendar—above every holiday) #its considered TWICE as holy #make it make sense #this is one of the things people mean when they say that lumping judaism in with christianity as 'abrahamic' religions is meaningless #theyre literally nothing alike #the only similarity is the torah but thats only half of the christian bible and one third of the jewish one #AND christianity interprets most of it completely differently from how judaism does #im tired #greatest hits #hall of fame

[moonkissedgirl]

It doesn't matter where I go

It doesn't matter what I wear

It doesn't matter who I talk to

The pain follows me...the pain always follows

#whydidntyoustay #i miss you #you arent real #im not real #i dont really exist

[thoodleoo]

funniest part of the homeric hymn to hermes is when hermes not only lies to apollo about stealing his cattle on the basis that he is an infant, but he also tries to gaslight apollo by claiming that he doesn't even know what a cow is

#like what the fuck are you talking about. ive never seen a cow. i dont know what that is #i think youre lying actually! you made that up. cows arent real #tagamemnon #greek mythology #queueusque tandem abutere catilina patientia nostra

[henryofwales]

His mind flashes to Henry.

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#red white and royal blue #rwrb #rwrbedit #firstprince #rwrb spoilers #alex claremont diaz #prince henry #lgbtq #filmedit #dailylgbtq #lgbtedit #* #alex x henry #book v movie #nicholas galitzine who told you you were allowed to make *that* face?? god #i'm pretty proud of this one ngl :') #there are many lines that arent iconic but means a lot to me #and that makes me stop and say wow casey so real #this is one of them #the one is when alex is watching henry 'create Prince Henry of Wales for the day.'

[shit-talker]

The only way I can rationalise people accepting literal children going out and fighting crime as Robin is if they don't think Robin is a real child.

I think it would be fun to see how Bruce would use that to his advantage in protecting his kids. Like, if people think Robin isn't human, if they instead think he's a spirit or a ghost, they are less likely to shoot at him, less likely to try and physically attack Robin because they think it would be no use.

The fun part would be deciding HOW they would do this. I like to think that Robin's domino mask doesn't have a hole for his eyes but instead is glazed over so that he can see out of it, but you can't see in. Maybe they install small lights in it so it looks like his eyes glow in the dark, because can you image how fucking scary it would be to just see these two sentient light-like eyes and just know the Batman must be lurking somewhere close by?

Maybe Bruce installs super strong magnets in their gloves because on the chance that someone does pull a gun on his kid close range, it would be a lot easier for them to grab the gun away if they had the force of magnetism on their side. Also, grabbing onto poles and other metal materials would make all the scaling on tall buildings a little safer. Obviously, they'd need a way to turn it on and off, but still. Can you imagine, you're in a warehouse and there are steel frames fucking everywhere and you look up and suddenly there's a child gripping onto one effortlessly? Horrifying.

Maybe they have a voice box. Want to scare people? Play this really ominous recording of a child's laughter that echoes just a bit too loud to be normal. Play this ominous screaming that seems too silent to be real. Play this ticking that seems to never end that induces stress and increases the chance of them messing up.

What would be even funnier is keeping this act up with the Justice League and other teams.

Batman doesn't bring Robin to these meetings at the beginning because he sees no need to involve a preteen in such matters, but at some point the subject does come up and it's sort of like; So, Bats, what exactly is the kid? Like...is he yours?

And Bruce (paranoid as fuck) doesn't want to admit to these people that yes, Robin is my son because hello? That's gotta be his biggest weakness, he would do anything to keep that kid safe and fuck them if they ever tried to hurt him to get to Bruce.

So, he tells them that he's a spirit sent to haunt him and remind the city of it'd failures and the Justice League just... believe him?? Because this is Batman, and why would Batman ever lie about something so, frankly, strange? And it's not a huge deal, like they're a team comprised of metas and aliens and literal godesses, so what if the one normal human guy has a weird little ghost child? Who cares if he cares about it like it's a real boy? Maybe the baby spirit has rights, too!! They don't know!

So, when the JLA gets more popular and becomes an actual, legal part of the American government, they're required to list all of their members. And they class Batman as a human, because that's obvious but next to Robin, they don't really know what to say or how to ask Batman about it, ao they just put "Unknown Child Spirit - TBD"

And then just... never change it?

So, they don't question why a few years later Robin seems to look entirely different, or why after that he changes again, or why Robin is suddenly a girl for a while before going back to a little boy. That's obviously just some weird spirit thing they don't understand, and it's not like Batman is going to explain it!

#batman #batman and robin #robin #justice league #bruce wayne #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #stephanie brown #damian wayne #the kids obviously play into this as well making themselves seem not fully human #but also?? #they arent exactly normal anyway so it really doesn't matter #dick joins a team for the 1st time as robin and everyone else is kind of like #“so...do you eat? are you...wanna play video games??” #and dick #who has been raised in a circus before joining a family comprised of batman and alfred has not really played any video games #and obviously there is no way a real human child has not played video games before so everyone never even thinks that MAYBE its not true #shit talker talks

[fizzytoo]

simblr mutuals i think you guys should indulge in more games (lovingly)

#*fizzyspeaks #i mean this in a way like post other games or talk about other games. i'd love to hear your opinion on them or just plain ramble about why #you enjoy it or not #obv you can run your blog however you want. i'd love it regardless #edit: i mentioned this in a most clarifying what i meant - #-but this post was made really with my mutuals in mind. i didn’t expect this to leave my sphere #i enjoy seeing my mutuals talk about other games they enjoy #this wasn’t supposed to come off as a “simmers arent real gamers” take. i don’t mean that

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

it's polite to maintain eye contact!!!!

#this thought occurred to me and now i Cant Stop Thinking About It #wally Would get fooled by eyespots. he would. #picturing him seeing the back of howdy's wings and thinking that theres a new neighbor #he keeps trying to have a Conversation with them while howdy is just trying to do his job #scribble salad #welcome home #welcome home puppet show #fuck it im making a butterfly howdy tag #yassified howdy <3 #ah fuck now im thinking about barnaby trying to explain to wally that the eyespots arent real #barnaby: its like paint but on his wings! #wally: *visibly disappointed* oh #barnaby: .... #barnaby: that was a joke! of course theyre real #wally: oh! funny! ha ha! #howdy: you motherfucker-

[just-your-average-tangerine]

Was forced to watch a truly incredible (derogatory) thing recently.

A young person on twitter, adamant that transandrophobia doesn't exist on the grounds that 'no one is killing/raping/assaulting trans men'.

Several people responded, including some linking articles about murders and assaults on trans men and a couple op-ed style pieces of trans men talking about their own experiences.

Said young person responded with "I'm not reading those its triggering and I'm a minor"

So let me see if I've got this correct, you are knowingly refuse to acknowledge reality because it's upsetting to you and then you're going to turn around and deny that very reality because you refuse to acknowledge it because it's upsetting?

#like I'm sorry but willful ignorance is not a winning argument? #transandrophobia #its things like this that really have me convinced that we're never actually going to fix this shit #i was talking to the woman who runs the lgbt center i was going to #shes been running it in some capacity for about 30 years now #and she was saying that ever since they reopened after covid they have a problem getting people to keep coming #and its mostly because young people will come a few times and then something makes them uncomfortable and they never come back #but the things that make them uncomfortable are things like 'a homeless kid came to get a shower and a meal' #or 'the donated instruments in the music room arent good enough quality and they dont want to use poor people instruments' #those are both real examples btw #i hate to be the one to say it #but you cannot form community if you refuse to be uncomfortable sometimes #op

[leskillmoids]

“the word lesbophobia is used by terfs a lot so i don’t trust regular people who use it. blame the terfs though.”

you are on a lesbian subreddit. the way this would’ve peaked me if i hadn’t been a radfem already like be so fucking fr

#woah it’s almost like you ARENT a lesbian #because if you were you would actually care about real lesbians and women #it’s so infuriating i hope he dies #radblr #radical feminist safe #radical feminists do interact #radical feminism #terfblr

[bananonbinary]

its so fucking funny seeing everyone dunk on lin manuel miranda now as cringe and Bad At Writing Songs as if yall didnt love moana.

#fan wank / #nevermind hamilton #which is obviously a technically very good musical #even if you dont like the content much #i know its fun to hate popular things but dont act like those songs arent real fucking catchy

[cuubism]

hob & matthew teaming up to convince dream that "birds aren't real" is 1) a real conspiracy a large percentage of humans believe, and 2) something both of them PERSONALLY believe

dream: matthew, you are a bird

matthew: and I'm not real, am I? the dreaming made me

hob: he's literally a government drone, dream. YOUR government drone!

#dream: i can see the dreams of birds #hob: thats what the government wants you to think #how to gaslight your local anthropomorphic personification i guess #birds arent real #dream of the endless #hob gadling #matthew the raven

[death-by-landmine]

currently suffering from "everybody should love me and only me all the time love me love me love me" disease

#jiraiblogging #地雷系 #地雷女 #jirai kei #ぴえん #pien kei #jirai girl #landmine girl #but on the other hand if he so much as looks at another girl i go insane #i hate being aware of myself let me be insane and believe im right !!!!!!!! #grrr i hate him so !!! much !!!!! ♡ #how come im not enough huh ????? everybody loves me and only me so you should too. others arent even real its just us two anyways