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jigsaw1974 · 22 days
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honoviadakai · 3 months
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What team Urameshi likes about the holidays ☃️
Yusuke:
He’s not a big holiday guy tbh
Like he doesn’t hate it necessarily but it does get annoying when he feels he HAS to put in a bit more effort on things like gift
Honestly doesn’t decorate or anything, but he’ll wear holiday clothes if asked nicely
9/10 he’s getting people money or gift cards anyway
He’s also not a big fan of the malls and such being more crowded than normal around this time, he likes having elbow room
Don’t even get him started on holiday music, he’s losing his mind by minute 2 of walking in the mall 😣
Ok so…what does he like then?
Food
Both making and eating it
Christmas in Japan is different from Christmas in America(obviously), but the one consistent thing is the importance of food
It’s also one of his love languages
He probably didn’t have many instances of eating together like a “family”. The few times he did was when Keiko’s family invited him and his mom to eat with them so being to eat with as many friends and family members as possible makes him really happy
Not that he’ll ever admit it outright
Making food makes it even better, especially if everyone enjoys it
Also, who doesn’t just love stuffing their face hole with good food? Couldn’t be Yusuke
Expect at least ONE food competition with at least one of the guys…
Expect one of said challenges to be a spice challenge...against Hiei...the fire demon...
🤦🏻
He’s an idiot but he’s a really chill person so be around the holidays, especially if you’re not a huge fan of that time of year
Kuwabara:
Oh this dude is an absolute joy to have around the holidays
He LOVES this time of year because for him, it’s a time where he gets to pull out the stops and show all his friends and family how much they mean to him!
He might be a blockhead but he’s a smart gift giver ok?
He’s making mental notes throughout the year
Oh, Yusuke wants a new jacket? Already bought
Yukina’s kimono looking a little warn out? He’s already asking his sister to give him a list of top tier kimono stores and styles
Eikichi tore through another toy? Time to buy 20 more
He also sometimes makes gifts by hand!
I know we never see his mom in cannon but you can pry my headcanon of her teaching her kids how to sew, knit and crochet from my cold dead hands!
One year, his sister accidentally tore her favorite shirt.
This precious chad not only fixed it up, but he bought extra fabric to make it into a brand new dress!
He’s even made HIEI of all people a gift!
His first gift to him was a hand knitted scarf
He understands he’s a fire demon and that the cold probably doesn’t affect him at all, but he’ll be damned if he lets the little shrimp walk around in the snow with no winter clothes
It was the closest he ever saw to happiness in the swordsman’s eyes
He also goes out of his way to make sure every single one of his friends and loved ones is doing ok
financially, mentally, physically, emotionally, ect
He knows there’s only so much he can do, but he’s never gonna just leave a friend or family member to suffer in silence if has any word on the matter 😤
Keiko’s schoolwork been stressing her out? He’s bringing her snacks and a movie!
Shizuru been feeling down? Shopping trip! NOW!
Hiei and Yusuke being moodier than usual? Sparing time now, food after 🍜
He’s like the physical embodiment of a hug around the holidays!
Why wouldn’t he spread joy to his friends and family? Thats the whole point of the season to him!
Kurama:
Kurama both likes and dislikes the holidays
He likes it because he likes getting his friends and family gifts
They’re always practical gifts btw
Like clothes or home appliances that you’re in desperate need of
His mom is the one getting the extravagant gifts though
Don’t get him wrong, he’ll occasionally splurge on his friends…
But his mom 100% is getting like a Gucci bag or something for Christmas
His stepfather and stepbrother will also get nice gifts…but his mom’s getting the best gifts. Period. 💅
He also likes helping his mom decorate the house!
He’s tall so he puts up all the lights and the ornaments that go at the top of the tree
He’s very paranoid that she’ll fall of a ladder so she’s just straight up not allowed to help him hang the lights when he’s around
He’ll also help bake!
It’s been their cute little tradition to make snickerdoodles since he was a wee lad 🥰
Now for why he doesn’t like the holidays…
I feel like his human father died around the holidays…
So naturally, it was a very hard time of the year for him and his mother
Especially for his mother…
He’d often catch her crying alone in the living room or in her bedroom when she thought her son was asleep or busy
But he heard her…he always heard her…
Some of his memories from around that time in his childhood are mostly of him consoling his morning mother in any way he could
He’d sometimes take her out for walks in the snow and ask her to build a snowman or make snow angels with him
Sometimes he’d make hot chocolate and watch TV with her
And sometimes he’d even throw away his pride and sing cute holiday songs and do little dances for her!
Seeing her smile for even a moment was worth all the embarrassing home videos she’d take of him
Now that she’s now remarried with a new family, he’s not as worried about her since he knows she’s not lonely anymore
It’s still a difficult time for her, but she has people who love her to distract her
Hiei:
“What the hell is Christmas…that a human thing?”
Yeeeeah….
He doesn’t get the appeal
You surprised?
He’s not exactly social, so he won’t attend holiday events/gatherings unless he’s forced to
He absolutely sucks at gift giving…
In fact, sometimes it’s better that he doesn’t get people gifts…
For example…
One year, he was forced to participate in secret Santa…he got Yukina…
Now the only reason he participated at all was because he got his sister as the one he was meant to give a gift to
But he doesn’t know jack shit about what to get her…
So he got her a sword…he gave his noncombatant sister…a weapon…
Listen…
He panicked ok?
And he’d rather eat rocks and walk into the sea than ask for help
Weapons are useful right??? Who couldn’t use an extra weapon in the house
He just wanted to get something he felt would help his sister in a time of crisis
He’s lucky that Yukina liked it…she even hung it by her bed in her room
If he does put effort into getting his friends any sort of gift…it’s either something he stole or weird demon world stuff
Like…you know how dogs and cats bring random shit to their owners sometimes?
Yeah, it’s that vibe
Like he straight up gifted a small demon corpse to Eikichi once
He claims he felt she needed more substance in her diet
To his credit…she did eat it…
One of the best ways to get him to go to an event/ gathering willingly is to tell him that there’s gonna be a lot of free food
He grew up with bandits, he didn’t always have consistent access to food…it’s part of why he’s so short…that and genetics
So hearing that he has free access to food for the evening that he doesn’t have to fight for will have him being social and polite for at least an hour
He would rather saw his legs off with a rusty saw than admit this but he does secretly enjoy these human holiday gatherings
Everyone he knows and loves is in one spot where he can easily keep tabs on them
He kinda doesn’t mind the music and chatter
And the inside of the building they’re all in is always toast warm
He’s a fire demon so being out in the snow doesn’t bother him
But…it’s kinda nice to just be inside where it’s warm with all his friends and his sister looking so happy and at peace…
But you didn’t hear it from me 🤫
He definitely isn’t the guy you’re gonna go to for holiday cheer or anything
But he’s kinda starting to warm up to these human customs so he can occasionally be a somewhat jolly guy…in his own Hiei ways
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femme-from-hell · 11 months
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𓆩♡𓆪 More Lupin III HCs 𓆩♡𓆪
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More Thoughts On Lupin & Co. (This one is a little long)
lupin is super picky about his coffee and WILL get pissy if he doesn't get it how he likes it.
Fujiko made Lupin coffee for the first time along time ago after their first night together when they started their little situation-ship and Lupin has drank his coffee like that ever since.
Fujiko drinks energy drinks and Lupin is repulsed by them. Lupin caught her drinking one but she’ll deny it until the day she dies.
Jigen drinks his black because he can't handle too much caffeine. (for context, black coffee has a pretty low caffeine content for those who don't know.)
Lupin was a track and field kid. As seen in the events in Lupin Zero -sorta spoiler warning for those who haven't seen it-, his dad wanted him to live a normal life, so he convinced his son to do something normal kids do to get his energy out rather than stirring up shit. Lupin was reluctant but fell in love with the sport.
Jigen has really pretty hand writing but Lupin’s is shit, so Jigen writes all of Lupin’s cursive calling cards, but Lupin signs them. Sometimes Lupin just makes Jigen write things for him when he doesn't need it because he just really likes his hand writing.
Lupin likes drawing doodles on all of his notes, letters, etc. Without fail, Lupin's papers are littered w drawings of him, his friends, sometimes Zenigata, or whatever treasure they're after.
Zenigata doesn’t cook often, nor is he the best at it, but he really enjoys doing in nonetheless.
If Lupin doesn’t get his ‘beauty sleep’ he just turns into a full blown bumbling idiot, like I’m talking walking straight into door frames, tripping over his own feet, all of it
On top of that, if someone interrupts his sleep, he gets incredibly pissy and short tempered.
^^Jigen kept blasting opera over the radio once in the hideout, resulting in Lupin being woken from his nap. Without even a second thought, Lupin rolled over on the couch, shot the radio, and rolled back over.
Lupin has A LOT of scars, it comes with the territory of nearly dropping dead with every job he takes on, and he uses his skills as a disguise artist to cover them up because he feels self conscious about them.
I feel like he's a perfectionist so he would see these scars as reminders of how he could have done better or could have done more.
Fujiko is a big spoon and you can pry this thought from my cold dead hands.
Lupin has a little collection of those 3d puzzles, even rubix cubes, and he fiddles with them to keep his mind working during stretches of travel or when he can’t think
Both Goemon and Jigen have tried to use said puzzles out of curiosity but got frustrated when they couldn’t figure them out
Because Fujiko rides motorcycles a lot, I like to think she has a lot of automotive knowledge and has tinkered with the Fiat once or twice.
Lupin doesn’t let her near it often because she isn’t afraid to sabotage the car if she plans on double crossing them.
Lupin is great with kids, but is incredibly irresponsible. He isn’t a big fan of dealing with them but once he’s got attached to them, all hell breaks loose. He is the kind of person that if they asked for ice cream for dinner he would absolutely respond with “WHY DIDN’T I THINK OF THAT”
Goemon rarely sleeps on missions, in part because he always wants to be alert but also in part because he sleeps like a rock. Like, if a shoot out fight started right over him he would be snoring on cloud 9.
Goemon tried smoking like Lupin and Jigen once but he coughed everything up for a solid minute and hasn’t touched another cigarette since.
Lupin will borrow Jigen’s suits once in a while when he needs to tone down the color a bit but Jigen refuses to touch Lupin’s stuff with a ten foot pole no matter how much Lupin insists he would look good with a pop of color.
Jigen has perfect pitch, which is one of the main things that plays into his taste in music.
Lupin has trash taste in music, like absolutely horrid and he is banned from touching the radio in the car or the portable one on look outs.
The gang will regularly play cards together, and of course Lupin, Jigen, and Fujiko are cheating but Fujiko will actively sabotage Jigen and Lupin if Goemon starts losing really bad. Goemon knows how to cheat, he just refuses to.
Based off that one McDonalds commercial with Goemon ordering ahead on his phone, I like to think that when he discovered he could order food over his phone he went a little nuts ordering his favorite food from the local Japanese joint down the street. Like, I'm talking several hundred dollars worth in a day.
Lupin and Fujiko aren’t the best at apologizing when they get into a fight with someone, but I like to think that when they try and apologize, it's sorta just a thoughtful gift they’ll slide to the person they were arguing with.
Lupin has never once forgotten Pop’s birthday and leaves him a little something every year. It's never anything stolen because he knows Zenigata wouldn't accept it if it was.
Lupin’s fur coat from his green jacket days (the one he was wearing in TWCFM) was one of the first extravagant things he bought with money he stole.
Lupin writes everything down, he’s the kind of person when presented with a riddle or a puzzle, he needs to do a hand full of scribbles that only make sense to him and then he’s got it solved. More specifically, he writes in his grandfather’s journal he found in the movie Blood Seal of The Eternal Mermaid.
Lupin has a pretty high pain tolerance but when he so much as gets a small cold, he’ll moan and groan about it.
Yikes, this got long! But I still have so much more, what is a little guy like me to do! Guess ill just have to actually post more rather than just rebloging stuff at 2 am...
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vole-mon-amour · 11 months
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3x10, part 2, Roy x Jamie edition.
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i very much doubt that, Jamie. Colin? Sam? but then again, he's besties with half of the team, so maybe?
the faces he makes.
the bickering with Roy. the thing, being their relationship and love for each other, they share.
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"it's dumb (i don't know yet how to feel confident with the people i care about very much). i brought it for you anyway. it made me think of you."
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THE TONGUE. thank you for your service, Phil. i missed that gesture.
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i'm gonna have a sore throat after all the screaming. it's one of the must beautiful ways to say "I love you" I've seen. that soft music playing. the look that Roy gives him. Jamie mumbling, suddenly becoming shy and awkward aka a boy that rarely receives genuine affection, a boy raised in an abusive poor household, learning to show gestures of genuine affection and and trying to live through it without embarrassment.
like, he KNOWS how much Roy's career meant and probably still means for him. it means a lot for Jamie, too, because he's there next to Roy exactly bc he had Roy's poster above his bed in the first place.
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i have so many feelings about this and Jamie. so many. i also keep thinking about Phil's, "there's gonna be a moment after which people might think that Roy and Jamie have a wild affair. i wouldn't exclude that but yeah." is this it? "you talk about him all the time" or is there going to be something wilder? like when Roy and Keeley talk and Jamie walks into the room?
bc even Roy's sister knows how much this gesture means for Roy and how much it shows Jamie's feelings for Roy (not to mention the fucking bantering with Roy Kunt, those repressed idiots). the look Jamie gives Roy. *deep sigh* yeah, i'm staying here. i'm going down with this ship. you can pry them away from me from my cold dead hands.
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not Roy actually saying how he feels to Jamie, but Jamie being so close to Roy's family and inside his house and then later Roy and Keeley are inside Jamie's childhood bedroom. you guys?? the dots are connecting? the math is mathing???
the boy is so happy and so genuine, I can't get over it. the essence of being genuine.
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those faces, lol.
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are you telling me that in the year 2023 this billionaire still carries ANY kind of cash? for real?
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i'm honestly still amazed by how good Jamie is with kids. Henry, Phoebe. maybe it's his way of pushing back after the way his dad treated him but also, to my current understanding, how his mom also tried to be good to him. with me absolutely hating kids irl? characters that still recognize the pattern and how kids needs encouragement and kindness and understanding in order to bloom? there's no denying Jamie's personality. i love his soul. the boy has my heart.
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Jamie Tartt being besties with Roy Kent's sister and niece: unlocked. i dislike that I don't know/remember Roy sister's name.
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Jamie can perform whatever useless comment about "your sister is fit" bc this? the boy is in love. but if i'm being honest, I hate that they're always trying to nudge us in the direction of hetero Jamie so we wouldn't ship Roy and Jamie. thanks, i'm holding onto them so hard, they're gonna have bruises if you'll try to pry them away from my hands. they are IN LOVE. period.
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even Jamie snickering after that comment gives off s1 vibes where Jamie did everything he could to get Roy's attention. it sounds more like a joke just to get one more comment and interaction from Roy. sometimes Jamie does things not bc he believes in them but because attention, and it usually is about Roy's attention.
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ALSO after careful consideration (some light googling) I've come up with middle names for the hexsquad
Luz's middle name is Manuela. It's a feminine form of Manuel which I figured could very well be her dad's full name. Luz's connection and similarities to her dad are very important to her and to the story overall, so an homage to him feels sweet and fitting!
I was torn between Amity's middle name being either Regan or Cordelia. Regan because I thought "little ruler" sounded EXACTLY like something odalia would've chosen for one of her kids, but I think overall I prefer the verbal flow and meaning of Cordelia (which means "heart" btw). I just think it'd be nice if Amity had this imposing last name with a threatening legacy and then a first and middle name that represent the things actually important to her
Back when the toh "next time on..."/"pilot" was released and we all found out that Willows pilot name was Paulina/Polleena (I prefer the latter spelling since it's plant themed! Pollen and whatnot), I saw some people suggest Polleena as her middle name, and the hcs just stuck ever since! It fits since (going off the spelling I decided) pollen helps things to grow, and Willow not only has a very fleshed out arc, she's also the catalyst/important to many others! Also again, it just rolls off the tongue well. Can very clearly picture Harvey or Gilbert saying "Willow Polleena Park >:(" in their Dad Voice.
Since Gus' full name is Augustus, I immediately thought of the Roman emperor and started looking at other Roman names for him, before settling on Antony. The most obvious reason for this is alliteration and the fact it sounds really nice to say "Augustus Antony Porter". His first name means "venerable" or "sacred", and Antony means "priceless". Hence, I think it'd be cute if (consciously or unconsciously) when Perry named him he was just hammering home how much he fucking loves his boy. Alternate ideas with the same scheme though is Julian (comes from Julia which means "youthful", Gus' age is relevant to his character in many ways.)
Hunter...doesn't even have a confirmed last name. In demon realm paperwork? It's probably Deamonne. But as much as I love dadrius, I am also a fan of the "it takes a village" approach and you can pry Hunter Noceda from my cold, dead hands. So no matter who he lives full time with, I hc hunter sees a lot of different people as "family". He'd be excited about it! He went from no parents to, like, 4! That's counting Darius, Camila, Eda and Raine (though tbh I hc the latter as more "cool aunt and her cool partner" in hunters eyes but Dells like a cool grampa to him. He's not gonna turndown the clawthorne name!) All this to say, I think Hunter is an elusive tripple-barreler for last names. So I hc he takes part of his alias from ASIAS and uses that to complete his silly, dramatic name, officially crowning himself "Hunter Jasper Bloodwilliams Noceda-Clawthorne-Deamonne". What a guy. I love him
In conclusion I love giving characters middle names so FUCKING much. Get birth certificate-ed idiot!!!
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phnmnt · 2 years
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Who is your favorite character in svsss?
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If I had to pick only one, definitely Shen Yuan. (I can never decide if he's smart or an idiot. I want to squeeze that man until his eyes pops out, roll him in blankets like a burrito and shower him with punches and kisses. Idk, he gives me feelings.)
I also LOVE Luo Binghe (every version) and Shang Qinghua, and Mobei Jun, and Liu Qingge, and Sha Hualing, and Yue Qingyuan, and Ning Yingying, and… Yeah. I like pretty much everyone in svsss lmao Also, you can pry Gongyi Xiao from my cold dead hands, my boy didn’t deserve to just die like this. (I’m looking at you Zhuzhi Lang.)
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gayest-classiclit · 1 year
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behold, more powerpoint
this one has text in the speaker's notes so there's a cut (it'll be long)
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"basically it’s hamlet fanfiction by tom stoppard and somehow he got away with it and the americans do it in their high school english classes. i’m british, so i’ve never studied it - BUT! as resident gay shakespeare powerpoint guy, i felt obligated to read it at some point. anyways i love this play and the main dumbasses are my blorbos forever and ever and you can pry them from my cold dead hands."
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"good question: they are. they’re gay and probably married and they’re in love and you cannot convince me otherwise. like. look at them. look at these idiots and tell me they aren’t even a little bit fruity. exactly. you can’t. THEY TALK LIKE A MARRIED COUPLE???? legit they can understand each other almost perfectly and the other’s don’t understand shit."
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"my gay brain thinks that they were sleeping in the same bed or something which is both really cute but also suspicious."
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"self-explanatory."
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"this is a compilation of guil comforting ros because he’s surprisingly good at that ros seems to appreciate guil’s presence and it calms him down a little. that’s good!!!"
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"just… w h y why would he say this shit ‘just being friendly’ ahaha n o that is some cursed shit right there to quote one particular lord and saviour… ‘KiNkY!’ honestly those parts where guil says ’somebody might come in’ (it happens twice) are both kind of… hmm. rosencrantz foot kink real /j also ‘down ros’s throat’ THAT IS GAY."
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"this is just adorable i want what they have please and thank you this becomes a bit more important in a bit btw!!"
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"what do you MEAN ‘ros takes on a shifty look’ what does he know sidenote: he could be referring to hamlet too - he goes ‘you loved me once’ in og hamlet which leads me to believe ros/ham was a thing AND AND if he did do gay shit with guil, it would make sense that they hid it! Because it was forbidden-tm!!!"
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"this is essentially a repeat of the toes scene. note the other ‘somebody might come in’ perhaps guil is just a closeted gay ros is genuinely trying to help his husband and i’m all for it"
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"so,,,, this scene. i told you about the other coins scene, which this is a parallel to i think??? earlier on there wasn’t a coin in either hand, and now both of them have coins. this could mean a change in the boys’ situation, or maybe character development for ros - he’s becoming more aware of what’s happening also,,,, he wanted to make him happy that’s adorable hang on a sec while i cry /j"
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"HE’S BEING SO SOFT I,,,,, guil can’t stay mad at ros this is evidence also,,,, dominant,,,,,"
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"ok this is scraping the bottom of the barrel (hahagetit) but this is kinda gay ok the fact that they share a barrel and stick together in situations where they probably aren’t thinking??? also at this point they’re hiding from pirates, and hamlet deadass gets yoinked this could realistically take a while, i think. so it’s perfectly plausible that they might have snuck a kiss or two."
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"note that guil has to ‘gather himself’ in this scene he’s alone for once, without ros to keep him company and throughout the play, he’d been kind of an asshole to ros??? instant regret, essentially maybe i’m reading too into this, this bit makes me plain sad"
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"this scene wasn’t in the script originally but it’s one of the parts in the movie which stood out to me the most ros basically makes a paper airplane!! it’s a surprisingly complicated paper airplane!!! guil crushes it up like the asshole he is, which probably breaks ros’ heart at least a little bit see, the thing that stood out to me was how ros is so eager to show him the plane,,, like,,, hello husband!! i made a thing that you might like!! ros tries hard to cheer guil up from being a pissbaby all the time and that’s something i can really appreciate."
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captain-astors · 1 year
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Omg wait 20, 23, and 24 for Touka, Ayato, and maybe maybe Renji :OO
Alright here we go! Kirishima family.
Touka, such an icon, if I don’t see her giving up on her dreams for Kaneki it didn’t happen.
20. A weird headcanon
Yoriko briefly really wanted to start a band, and Touka actually got really good at playing the electric guitar because of it. The band never happened but she retains the skill. Karaoke night at Anteiku is all fun and games until Touka breaks out the guitar and now everyone’s just sitting on the floor in awe while she duets whatever song gets chosen on the jukebox out of their small catalog. She’s got Wonderwall down to a T at this point, everyone say thanks Koma. 
23. Future headcanon
After the utter chaos of the dragon died down, she returned to her ambition of researching the origin of ghouls! She became widely respected in her field and wrote a couple books with theories that were used far into the future, and eventually one of them was proven. 
24. What do you think is a secret they have that they never told anyone?
When she worked at Anteiku, she collected little scraps of travel magazines, research articles, etc. and kept them in a drawer. Just motivation for days when pretending to be a human at school was difficult.
Ayato! Garbage child, committed 3 war crimes before he learned what a kidney was, banned from 4 public restaurants.
20. A weird headcanon
If he wasn’t a ghoul his beverage of choice would be some terrible soft drink or just straight milk with no alternative. I can’t specify the prior because I’ve had a singular sip of about 2 sodas in my entire life but I can speak for the latter, because the two of us are very similar in certain ways and I thrive on milk. No one has ever made the interesting critter joke and it saddens me.
23. Future headcanon
I know he’s canonically 5’5 (170cm) by the end of the series but consider, it would be way funnier if he just stayed 5’2 (159 cm) and for that reason I will always draw him shorter than everyone. Pry short Ayato out of my cold dead hands Ishida you can’t make me believe this idiot is even average height. 
24. What do you think is a secret they have that they never told anyone?
Generally he did a lot of stuff at Aogiri he’s not proud of at all anymore. Many ghouls are forced to kill from very young ages on account of their parents being taken by the CCG, but they’ll still have someone to help them compartmentalize it, and typically they’re not slaughtering for the sake of slaughtering in the name of a terrorist organization. He had a lot of power and a need to prove everyone wrong and to prove himself, so he blindly committed at least a few atrocities mindlessly following a command. He refuses to open up about any of it. 
Renji! Uncle by birth, good one by choice.
20. A weird headcanon
He genuinely does not know how to tie a standard shoelace knot. Any pair of shoes with laces he owns were tied once by someone else and are functionally slip-ons. Uta refuses to teach him because he thinks watching this grown man struggle to keep his shoes on is the absolute HEIGHT of comedy, and Yomo refuses to ask anyone else because of pride. So Uta will continue to lose his goddamn mind in peace. Why did the mask maker just fall off his chair cackling? Look across the room, Renji’s probably fighting for his life with a piece of string and losing. 
23. Future headcanon
Constantly anticipating the next murder attempt from your closest companion is… an objectively miserable way to live. But he’s also still well aware Uta will go right back to “tormenting everyone you love because I desperately need your attention if I can’t have your affection.” So he has no choice but to tolerate it for a very long time. However, I like to think it gets more tame with time. From ward-shaking battles to simple poison in his drinks and whatnaught. Sometimes Uta just jumps out of his closet and stabs him halfheartedly 3 times with a stolen quinque and then goes home and that’s the murder attempt for the week. It’s a funny dynamic because that’s a miserable day for Uta and he’s probably going to be pondering the emptiness of his own existence for the rest of the night and is only held back because of lack of drive, and a good one for Renji because in his mind less murdering is a sign of calming down, right? And he can focus on his actual healthy family and friends. Also like a couple others I’ve seen, I do like the thought that eventually Uta is successful. It fixes nothing.
24. What do you think is a secret they have that they never told anyone?
Overall he's a very secretive person but I should probably think of something relatively amusing because I could go on about genuine regrets for a while... As a teenager in the fourth ward he'd graffiti ravens with bloody claws, and thought it was very cool and tragic at the time, but on account of his poor art skills they kind of just looked like weird black blobs with red feet. That unrecognizable form was a blessing and a curse because he can insist that it definitely wasn't him without major suspicion.
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darkcrowprincess · 2 months
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i saw this rec from the threads app on my insta and i just had to share 😭😭
i think it's fairly accurate considering everything HRJFKDKD
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other than fighting rick on a daily basis i also dabble in shipping certain things out of spite which i love that you do as well HHAHA they can pry my ships and hcs from my cold, dead hands-
im curious! what's your go-to trope/au when it comes to your fave ships? im personally a sucker for soulmate aus or anything with angst FJGKDK
I'm going to separate my favorite tropes/aus into normal and problematic/unhingedv
Normal tropes : fake dating, soulmates, forbidden lovers, best friends to lovers, enemies to lovers, friends to enemies to lovers, 7 minutes in heaven, fake out makeouts, kissing to distract the other person and being into it, sword training, secret identities shenanigans, bad boy/punk and nerd/sunshine, friends with benefits that gets real real quick,hand holding(its more sexy that kissing at times), showering a person with kisses, taking your time kissing everywhere but the lips to build anticipation, girly girl characters, nerdy bookworm girl characters(not Bella Swan, hate her) weird girl characters. Rich person x broke person, meeting at a bookstore(hate coffeshop tropes). Couples who have the same humor. Using humor to cope. Found family(but no one calls each other siblings. Hate that new trend) squads, squad are idiots, hot boys, love letters, diary stories, texting fics(to a point, hate it when it gets dumb). Saving person from drowning/fire/falling to there death/just saving someone in general. Protectiveness. Battles couple, power couple.
Normal aus: Period drama aus, Fantasy aus, sci fi aus, pirate aus, fairy tale aus, cowboy aus, ancient times aus(Egypt, Greek, roman, China, Korea, Middle ages), mythology au, reincarnation aus, time travel au, time loop aus, fix it fics, 80s 90s au. Hate anything high school or modern times(unless it's teen wolf, or dear Evan Hansen), road trip aus, running away aus, royalty aus, multiverse aus
Ok now for my unhinged/problematic faves. Stop reading if this makes you uncomfortable
Problematic tropes: Kidnapping, Monster fucking, age difference, student teacher/mentor and mentie romance, sugar daddy and sugar baby, ice play, knife play, some pain play, bdsm but not too much hate name calling, choking kink, prasie kink, possessiveness to the point of craziness, finding someone killing for you hot, abo, bandage, rape fantasy, dubious consent, extremely dubious consent, captor and captive, stolchm syndrome, secret relationships, dark romance to a point, villians getting the girl/guy, hot villians, evil female villians, evil queen, evil female characters, evil female characters winning, bad guys kidnapping kids and being good parents(but they were still kidnapped) evil found family, villian x female character, villian x hero, villans winning, killing abusers,killing horrible guys, gray mentality
Unhinged aus: beauty and the beasts au emphasize on the beast and kidnapping and captor and captive au, the lives and drama of the rich, dirty secrets(pretty little liars level, vc andrews level), arranged marriage, monsters, falling in love with monsters,evil queens conquering and being happy and in love,royals conquering, daddy issues, abusive parents, abo au, war bride/husband, men(mainly straight) being evil and getting what the deserve, werewolves, mates, gothic romance aus, gothic horror au, teacher and student/mentor and mentie. Gotham like or purge like world aus. Zombie world aus where there's just no laws. Supernatural type au with emphasis of the monster and dark. Romeo and Juliet aus. Jail aus.
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Obligatory "about me" post that every blog seems to have.
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Alright, basically, I'm 18, I'm white, straight, and cis. I don't belong here but I'm not leaving. My name is Kaylee but you can just call me Scrungles if ya want. Or whatever. I really don't care tbh
I'm a girl but like. I don't give a shit what pronouns you use for me lmao. It doesn't bother me but I will correct people if they're assuming I'm a man just because I disagree with them. Yes that has happened. Several times. People still don't believe me occasionally. Idk
Here's my hot takes:
-I had something I was going to put here but I forgot.
-Drama over video games is dumb and pointless because games are made only to entertain. Have fun morons stop fighting
-Not every video game character is gay/trans whatever, like, headcanon what you want but I'm not gonna agree with you. Have fun but remember that nobody HAS to agree with you.
-Not all cops are evil for the love of god they're literally just people. Yeah there's a problem with the system but please can we just treat people like individuals instead of acting like they're evil for their job. This is just a fact. It's literally just a fact and you can't argue with it. Learn to recognize people as individuals for fucks sake.
-Vegans stupid haha. Go eat a lettuce dumb idiot
-Robots and AI are the children of humanity and it is our responsibility to teach them properly. The "robot uprising" won't happen if we're not assholes to them.
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And here's some extra things about me, I'm a:
-Matpat apologist (Leave the funny game theory man alone he's doing his best) (You can pry this opinion from my cold dead hands, losers!!!)
-Game dev supporter. Just, indie game devs in general. Almost all of them don't deserve the stupid drama they get thrown at them.
-I guess you could call me a proshipper? I don't ship anything problematic but I think it doesn't matter if anyone does. This literally isn't a problem what is wrong with you people
-A chronic contrarian who does most things out of spite (doesn't make my opinions any less valid though... I think???????)
-A furry. Go ahead make fun of me for it, it just makes you look dumb lmao
-Also an idiot
Games I enjoy:
Currently in a huge Undertale/Deltarune mood. Grounded as well, but like, the fandom isn't that big so I don't have much to reblog about it
FNAF (I love Security Breach, okay), Friday Night Funkin, basically any indie game that gets popular (what can I say, I get dragged onto bandwagons really easily no matter how hard I try to fight it), and a bunch of miscellaneous survival crafting games (MOSTLY GROUNDED) because I'm a sucker for that stuff.
So yeah that's it, I don't have a DNI but if you're someone who disagrees with me, interact with caution. Start fights if you dare because I will not be convinced of some stupid shit
Lmao
Also I have a YouTube channel. It's bad lol
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westofessos · 6 months
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Now watching Collision! Here we go (under the cut cause it got really long):
Tony’s on commentary for Collision? Okay, I’m cool with that
Metalingus is a fantastic fucking song
Oh wow does Christian look good in that shirt. Goddamn.
The ‘Christian will you be my father?’ sign 😂
“Hit the bricks” “get to steppin” loving these coming from Christian
If not Luchasaurus or Jack Perry or whatever, I’m gonna need Adam to be the one to take that TNT belt off of Christian
Bryan!!
Luchasaurus and Nick Wayne banned from ringside. Fantastic
Ricky and Bill?? What the fuck do you two have to do with any of this
Oh right his whole thing with Bryan
“It’s your stupid silk slacks dumbass” “and you took it from the Rock” oh shit Adam
“That really sent me over the edge” I will never get tired of the dumb Edge jokes
I would absolutely love a Bryan/Adam team up. LOVE.
FTR? Really?
Oh cry me a fucking river you idiots
Oooh it’s brawl time
Well this inevitable eight man tag match is gonna be interesting
Oh I love that they played MJF’s Stand Up to Jewish Hate video package
CJ Perry is so gorgeous, my god
I do not like the ROH ring announcer at all
DANHAUSEN!!!!
Oh my god he said it’s almost time, I’m so excited
Juice!!
That son of a bitch needs to give Max his belt back
Wow, all of the tape on Cardblade. Poor Cock Strong
Oh my god the ring
Down on one knee and everything
“Nigel you don’t think-” 😂
The MJF chant 🥹
I swear to god if he takes the ring from Max I will lose my shit
And if Jay fucking White takes the belt from him I might actually have a breakdown
That motherfucker saying he has no friends, I swear to god I hope Max kicks his ass so hard
Dustin’s back!! It would be so fucking fantastic if he (or honestly anybody else) beat Juice in the battle royale
Don’t really like adding him to the long list of people trying to kill Max though
The “we’ve been trios champions for ___ days” thing is so good
“If it’s a thing to you, it’s a thing for all of us” awww
BILLY AND ANTHONY TRYING TO HELP CASTER 🥹 “just be a gentleman” I’m dying this is so sweet
Renee losing her shit was so funny
I adore Daddy Magic and Cool Hand Ang but Daniel Garcia can fuck off
. . . I do not care about Skye Blue at all
But never mind about that because IT’S STAT TIME!!!!
I’m pretty sure she’s the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen
“What’re you doing? This isn’t you” oh Stat 😢
I love that Stat is out here just giving literally everyone she wrestles the best matches of their careers
Okay they can turn Skye Blue heel all they want but they cannot turn Willow heel, that’s ridiculous. Her joy is stronger than that black shit
And you’ll have to pry Staturday Nightingale out of my cold dead hands
OUT OF MY COLD DEAD HANDS TONY
Oh Kenny vs Kyle is gonna be good
Yeah I’m really not in any hurry for Rush and his buddies to come back
Turbo Floyd is definitely on the list of worst wrestling names of all time
I really like that they have storylines from ROH progress (or even just reference them) on AEW TV
Sting on Wednesday?? Fuck yeah
Oh my god the render for Nick Wayne’s mom
Ooh that Mistico video package was fantastic
Time for Bryan vs Christian, this is going to be awesome
‘Christian did nothing wrong’ 😂
Oh shit, no time limit? Is that the first time they’ve ever actually said that? I feel like it might be. Like sure, they always ‘go as long as it takes’ but I don’t remember ever hearing them say that
“Necks by Christian Cage” “Who’s gonna sun this match, and why is it Christian Cage?” “Doesn’t need to mat wrestle a clam digger” Nigel is the best
I really need Excalibur on this show because I have no idea what so much of the stuff Bryan is doing is called and I would really like to
Love seeing Nigel on his feet in the background just losing his shit
That was a great match
Oh brawl #2
That was a really great show! Can’t wait for Wednesday
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Hellos! Going thru Dad Bane fic and started to wonder how did Bane react to pregnancy news? Oksana gave the impression that he would choose the dead beat path as he wasnt to be tied down…but here we are four kids after and Irno on his side…
So I already wrote about the first time here and the other time here, so have the second baby!
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23:55 <<🏆 Trophy Husband 🏆>> BE LANDING SOON. HOME BY 2 IF YOU WANT TO WAIT UP.
23:57 <<pays taxes like a chump>> [[reality_theBachelorCoruscant_Lilo_HappyDance.hgif]] yay <3 i'm bushed but i'll make a bowl for you risotto with mushrooms and nerf sausage just pop it in the oven for a minute
23:59 <<🏆 Trophy Husband 🏆>> LOVE THAT SHIT THANKS
00:08 <<pays taxes like a chump>> actually i'll wait up. i need to talk to you about something
00:10 <<🏆 Trophy Husband 🏆>> THIS BETTER NOT BE THE DIVORCE TALK I WANT THE CAT
00:12 <<pays taxes like a chump>> oh maker no. just have news >:( you can have vincenzo when you pry him from my cold dead freshly manicured fingers 
00:13 <<🏆 Trophy Husband 🏆>> 🔫🔫🔫 LIKE FUN TABLOID NEWS OR FAMILY NEWS
00:14 <<pays taxes like a chump>> family news kinda
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Bane can't help but stare at you. "Yer serious."
You nod, mouth set in a line. "I got the blood test this morning," you say. "Roaring positive."
His stomach churns. His head feels fuzzy. His knees lock up and, fortunately, you give him a light shove onto the couch so he doesn't just stand there gawping like an idiot.
He sinks into the cushion, willing it to absorb him. He can't deal with this right now. And yet, based on the cross of your arms and the purse of your lips, he has to.
"So what're ya gonna do?" he mumbles.
You flop next to him. "I don't know," you say. “I wanted to talk to you first.” You give a dry smile. “It’s as much your fault as it is mine.”
Were he a softer man, the conflict on your face would be heartbreaking. He knows what's going through your mind -- you love kids. You love your kid. You love his kid. You'd love nothing more than to have another one running around.
And yet, you're not a fool. You're a criminal married to a crook. Another baby is another liability, another weak link in the chain. Not to mention the havoc it'd wreak on your body.
He's no fool either. The first time was hard enough. He doesn't know if he could handle another mouth to feed. Another diaper to change. Another heart running around outside his body. Another living, breathing creature to constantly worry about--
"Daddy?"
He glances up. A tiny shadow peeks around the corner, red eyes glowing. Speak of the Devil and she’ll appear, her blanket draped around her head and shoulders like a Jedi's robe.
He can't help but smile. He sits up from his slouch and leans forward. "Evenin', li'l miss," he says with a tip of his hat. "It's past yer bedtime."
"Heard talkin'." She yawns, her little needle teeth glinting in the light. She rubs her eyes with the heel of her palm. "Wanted to say hi."
He pats his knee. "Come say it, den."
She lets out a happy trill and toddles over, bare feet slapping against the tile. She hauls herself up into his lap and nestles right against his belly.
He lays a hand on her head, stroking his fingertips along her brow ridges. The purrs start immediately, sounding exactly like when Todo's rotor spins out.
You shift closer to him and lay your head on his shoulder. You've got that expression on his face that he still can't put words to. Serene? Motherly? Exhausted? He has no idea. But whenever she purrs, that's the look you get.
A few moments pass. Maybe more than a few. Long enough that the Little Lady falls back asleep and nearly pitches forward off of the sofa.
You swoop in like a mynock before she hits the ground, catching her with your nimble hands. The sudden jolt scares her, but your tone is gently jovial. "Silly girl," you chide as you stand. "Back to bed before you bump your head."
She keeps her eyes fixed on him as her lips curl into a sneer. "No."
Bane can't help but chuckle. She looks as ferocious as a loth-kitten. "Gotta get yer rest, girl."
Her sneer fades into a frown. "But... But you've been gone so long. I wanna sit with you."
Ow. Right in the heart. He knew she'd be a crack shot, but not like this.
"Daddy will still be here in the morning. Right?" You give him a pointed look, and he nods. "Let's get you tucked in."
The girl hesitates. Her eyes fall on Bane, and she reaches out her arm. "...Can Daddy tuck me in too?"
A golden warmth swells his chest. Plucking his hat from his head, he places it on the caf table as he stands. "'Course he can."
She chirrups happily and settles into your arms, her eyes drifting closed. You smile at her, then at him. "Talk after?" He nods, and you head for the stairs.
Another pair of feet pitter-pattering around. Another set of tiny clothes. Another little baby in his arms, small and sweet and chirping as it stares at its daddy. Not caring who he is or what he does.
His gut stops churning as he follows you up the stairs.
He still likes the name Winrel.
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dedicatedfollower467 · 3 months
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def. friend. roman. countryperson. tell me about 3. vashwood hanahaki pls.
.................. also 8. ww rescues livio? and 38. david 7 has no genitalia? and 39. WOLF ARCHIVE?
(feel free to pick and choose from this list if this is too many 8D )
skdafjfdfjkhlfasd vashwood hanahaki was LITERALLY INSPIRED BY Y'ALL IN THE CRYGUN SERVER MY GUY.
basic concepts:
it's not the love being unrequited that kills you, it's sitting on your feelings until the flowers root into your lungs and rip your organs apart from the inside. all ya gotta do to stop it is confess, and if the other person doesn't love you back it's sad but the hanahaki goes away.
but naturally vash and wolfwood are idiots
vash is coughing up blue delphinium flowers, which are toxic. so in addition to the plants eventually maturing and ripping apart his lungs, failing to tell wolfwood is also slowly poisoning him.
wolfwood is coughing up red geraniums (obviously) but the first time he coughs up a petal and sees something wet and red he thinks he's overdone it with the serum and he's spitting up his own organs.
that's about what i got right now.
ww rescues livio:
post-serum ww manages to actually succeed on one of his escape attempts
obviously he breaks livio out too duh
livio has not had the serum yet
ww murders chapel just before they're about to start administering the serum, actually.
razlo's the one in charge of the body at that moment and he is Not Okay With This
once they start bumming around ww and livio pose as father and son to get away with shit.
large parts of the dialogue so far are in spanish because you can pry my latinx ww and livio headcanons from my cold dead hands.
you now know everything i know about the concept.
david 7 has no genitalia and that's really fucking annoying:
david 7 does not have genitalia.
this does not mean they do not have a sex drive.
david 7 finds this situation highly aggravating
especially since they discover this while in the middle of a lurid fantasy about bathin.
basically stellar firma doesn't manufacture clones with genitals because why would you give an object genitals?
... unless it's a sex toy, i guess?
... maybe it's a good thing david 7 doesn't have genitals.
getting horny and not being able to masturbate is still FUCKING ANNOYING, THOUGH.
WOLF ARCHIVE:
all the tma archivists are werewolves. i've talked a little about wolf archive before so i will just link you to that instead of answering, because i have literally only written like two paragraphs since i answered that ask and also i am tired lol.
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tvrningout-a · 10 months
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i'm once again here to name a cliché plot i love: fake dating. you can pry it from my cold, dead hands folks. i love it and how messy it can be once someone ( or both parties ) develop feelings -- or when one person already has feelings!! i wanna write muses being jealous and feeling like they don't have any real right to be! i want them getting mad at each other and realizing the anger is bc oh, they like each other. i want to write tension that makes you wanna yell at them to just kiss already, but ofc they don't bc that'd be too easy. i want to write a couple of dumbasses complaining to their respective loved ones that they screwed up, and their loved ones stare at them like, " yeah, bc you haven't been honest you idiot. "
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weirdo09 · 1 year
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erica sinclair headcanons <3
i feel like she would love to smart talk her teachers but she just mouths the things she wants to say.
she has the BEST fashion, yo. like, if there were awards for the best dressed, she’d get it
i’ve seen lesbian erica absolutely love it but what about pansexual erica or better yet unlabeled erica? 😁
i also feel like she would really love movies where yk black faces are the main characters or do revenge(cuz i love it)
she loves to tease her brother about any of his crushes, doesn’t matter if it’s a guy or girl, she’ll tease him relentlessly.
I also headcanon she’s afro latina(cuz i can 💅🏾)
she’s very resourceful and her wittiness just adds to it, she’d definitely be a great person to have on a team.
she definitely speaks more than one language
she likes mike and max cuz they make fun of people automatically
and her boy, dustin ofc
even though she’d say her brother’s a totally idiot and a whole lot of other things, she still loves him(don’t tell him that)
she’d love to play dress up when she was young and that fueled her love of fashion.
she loves her hair as well.
she used to be a mega picky eater
she definitely would love beyoncé,(she just gives me bad bitch, cross me you’re dead)
she also teases lucas with max and max is like her older sister kinda.
she loves r&b, boy bands(and no, she’d never tell a soul) bobby brown and whitney houston.
she’d definitely want to be a fashion designer when she grows up.
her and s4 will would go off, bruh. like, they’d be definite besties and she would hate will (affectionately) for liking mike cuz that boy is dense you sure you want him?
she gets along so well with everyone in the party that she’s a party member too(pry this from my cold dead hands cuz it’s canon)
in modern au, she’d definitely also love jazmine sullivan, Tyler, the creator, brent faiyaz, sza, aaliyah(ik she’s early 90s to early 2000s) doechii, willow, h.e.r, muni long, ariana grande and more(i’m kinda reflecting but who cares? 🤷🏾‍♀️)
she’s a part of the scoops troop but she’s also a part of the bad bitches(her, max, will and el)(mike’s been trying and almost succeeding)
that’s all I have rn hope you like them 🤭
@adorewillbyers @adoremaxmayfield @l0v3c0r3e @pimplepogue @foodiewithdahoodie @forever-augustine @feelin-a-bit-frazzled @forevereternally-janedoe @fangirltrashsthings @tinylittle-superfan @fruity-cryptid @borispavlikovskymybeloved @lumaxer @no-ordinary-demigirl @high--infidelity @livelaughelmike @quinnick @delusional-dingus @japplejottomjeans
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sehnsuchts-trunken · 1 year
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@mxacegrey
this is based on a request I got for "childhood friends reunion at alfea" <3
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there are NO GIFS of him alone so y'all are getting whatever I can pry from tumblrs cold, dead hands (also because I always base my stories on the gifs, I'm sorry but I can't change that lmao, this is gonna be a party setting)
also. please. I am begging you. take a minute to look at this gif. look at them all separately. I'm dying over here- bloom kind of being scared when the drink falls, then grabbing and sipping with determination, but still clumsily. aisha looking forward to using her magic, yet drinking carefully. grey just fully expecting and loving what's about to happen, clinking glasses with sky, anticipating, almost. sky fucking having the time of his life, chugging his drink. I'm in love this might just be one of my favourite gifs ever
"Grey?"
You were shouting, yelling, almost, with how loud the music was around you, completely stunned by the person you'd run into. This couldn't be - could it? No. You'd have seen him before. Though then again, you'd been in school for barely a week.
His expression, you were certain, must have been a mirror to your own. Shocked, but not in a bad way.
"Grey, is that really you?"
"It is", he basically screamed at you, though you still had a hard time hearing him. "Holy shit, it is."
You laughed, spilling some of your drink in the process.
"God, Grey, I haven't seen you in years! I didn't know you were here at Alfea!", you called out, leaning closer to him so that he could at least somewhat understand you.
"I didn't know you were here either!", he shouted back, looking down at you, just like he'd always done. He'd always been taller.
"Well, I am!", you grinned, grabbing him by the arm as some drunk idiot stumbled through the crowd, almost bumping into his back. "Wait, can you hold this?"
You pushed your cup into his hand as he nodded, fumbling for your phone in your pocket. The second you'd unlocked it, you were already going through your contacts, making a new one, typing in his name.
"Here!", you said, taking your drink back, trading it instead for your phone. "Give me your number, I'll text you, we can catch up sometime!"
"Good idea", he laughed, tapping on your keyboard. "It's a little too loud in here for conversation."
You nodded, taking back your phone when he'd finished. For a second, you just looked at him. He was grown up, older now, but still the same old Grey that you'd rolled down hills with, run down the beach with, shared your first kiss with. It had been what - ten years? Since you'd last seen him. Something like that.
"Well", you said.
"Well", he said at the same time.
The both of you stopped dead, staring at each other, and then burst out laughing.
"Seems like we still do that", you snorted. He responded, but someone next to you started singing, so you couldn't hear.
"I'll text you, alright?", you shouted, patting his shoulder, not waiting for him to answer before you were already walking away again. Not that you didn't like seeing him - you did, god. But this really wasn't the place for catching up, plus your friends would be wondering where you'd wandered off to.
You were pulled back just as suddenly though. He'd wrapped his hand around your wrist.
"It was nice seeing you again", he yelled, smiling. You couldn't do anything but smile back.
"I can only say the same", you agreed, still smiling even when he let go and walked away.
You shook your head as you laughed silently, going back to your friends as well. Oh, how you'd missed Grey - how you'd missed him all these years. You'd have the time of your life getting to know him again.
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