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nabwastaken · 28 days

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Hatchetfield Tumblr Dashboard Simulator

🧔 timsdaddyhouston Follow

So a couple years after the.. 'accident' I got my car fixed at my buddy's repair shop and now it's talking to me? And telling me she's my dead wife? @tonygreensbodyshop do you know anything about this?

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Nope. Nothing. Maybe you could talk to @msretrosofficial about it?

🌟 flemwad69 Follow

OP i suggest you fuck your hot car wife

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OMG RUUTTTHH THAT'S LITERALLY OUR SHOP TEACHER STOP

🧔 timsdaddyhouston Follow

Been there, done that.

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..wait, what now?

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🌟 flemwad69 Follow

she's a news anchor. he's also a news anchor. Their 5 year long stint as the co hosts of Morning Cup Of News will change your perception of love.

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Uhm, what now?

👩thats-amazing-donna Follow

I second that, what the hell?

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OH SHIT YOU GUYS HAVE TUMBLR I HAVE TO GO DELETE SO MANY POSTS NOW-

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No no OP, you're right. They're really lovey dovey off camera.

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PEANUTS???

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😎 steph-lauter-the-mayors-daughter Follow

a test.

👨‍💼 normalman23 Follow

Sure, to our knowledge the Ape Man isn't real and if he was, why would he come to my house? But consider this, dear reader. Peanuts The Hatchetfield Pocket Squirrel is simply too busy and too famous to show up at my, a normal office worker's, house.

Damn I wish I was him.

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You know what, I'm gonna go ahead and say it. I think Ted Spankoffski is hotter than Dan Reynolds.

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Anon I am at your house right now with a gun.

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Omg mom GET OFF TUMBLR

#like srsly wtf? #she literally runs a dan reynolds fan blog you guys #like feed your children omg

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🍆 spankman69-deactivated20041017

Yo I just found this sick time travelling box what do I do with it

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Perhaps you should try using it to go back in time and fix your mistakes, OP! Hahaha hahaha!

🍆 spankman69-deactivated20041017

Sure thing, doesn't sound risky at all.

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🫓msretrosofficial-deactivated20200604

Miss Retro's will temporarily be closed for renovations! Hope to see y'all back when we reopen! <3 <3 <3

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Just stumbed upon this post and I am wondering, who is OP? And why do I feel such a weird feeling around her?

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Wouldn't you like to know..

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Good Morning Hatchetfield! Make sure to tune in today at 9:00 am sharp to hear more about Hatchetfield's favorite pocket squirrel!

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Updating about this on my main and.. what the fuck?

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PEANUTS THE HATCHETFIELD POCKET SQUIRREL IS TALKING!!

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HE'S A SENTIENT BEING!

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WHAT DO WE DO NOW?!

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WHERE DO WE GO FROM HERE?!

👩thats-amazing-donna Follow

WHAT IS THE NEXT STEP?!

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IS THERE A GOD?!

💥 hatchetfield-disaster-archive

Hatchetfield Disaster Log: Peanuts the Hatchetfield Pocket Squirrel starts talking, and the Hatchetfield News studio is set on fire.

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#hatchetverse #starkid #team starkid #hatchetfield universe #nerdy prudes must die #fake dashboard #dashboard simulator #nab's comedy hour #also #nab's creative endeavours #<- i guess??#you know i had to shoehorn dangit in there #dan and donna my beloveds #oh and also the names without the follow icon are people youre already following #ruth is dangit's number one fan you can pry this from my cold dead hands #unreality cw

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sassypantsjaxon · 9 months

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Completely useless Present Mic headcanon

He doesn't just wear sunglasses for the aesthetic, but also because he has light sensitivity.

Because the lighter your eye color is, the more sensitive your eyes are likely to be, and since red eyes (like original coloring manga Mic has) are caused by a complete lack of pigmentation, he probably has really sensitive eyes. So as a result, we get:

Tiny little teenage Mic (who wore sunglasses first)

Mic wearing sunglasses outside

Mic wearing sunglasses inside

Mic wearing sunglasses in florescent hospital lighting

Mic even wears sunglasses for formal events

You know where he doesn't wear them?

Helping with training, at the bar, and during a festival. Y'know. Places that don't have such harsh lighting.

There you have it. Present Mic wears sunglasses not only because he thinks they make him look cool, but also because he legitimately needs them.

#present mic #yamada hizashi #he is blind as well as deaf.#and you can pry both of those headcanons from my cold dead hands.#i made some people... unhappy with my last big Mic headcanon...#... so have a much lighter one now...

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arsenicflame · 11 months

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stede is 'oh this place has something related to my interest i must go in immediately' autistic and izzy is 'if we deviate one inch from my plan for today i will murder someone' autistic

#stede wandering off into the forest to look at bugs was not on the schedule or any of izzys contingency schedules #new thing i think would fix izzy: a clear fucking plan #in the nebulous reunion timeline future i see izzy researching every port town they are gonna stop in HARD so he can figure out everywhere #stede + ed might possibly want to go and plan several routes for the day to keep himself calm in the inevitable chaos #(and yet somehow every time stede finds something he missed and they still go off script anyway)#(he tries to go separately around port from them one time and its a fucking disaster; someone gets stabbed; so he just resigns himself to #incredibly stressful port stops)#its not like stede + ed mean to do it!! theyre both awful for it individually and they just feed off each other #its ok because theyre very good at letting izzy have the deck Exactly how he wants it and scheduling as much big picture stuff as they can #with him #(when stede realises theyve been the cause of like. 65% of izzys stress they finally agree to let him redo the rigging as an apology and #they suddenly realise watching him buy the supplies that hes just as bad as them in his own way)#(he absolutely terrorizes the rope guy but they have never seen him so relaxed as when he was up there redoing all the lines)#nyxtalks #ofmd #izzy hands #israel hands #stede bonnet #you can pry autistic izzy away from my cold dead hands

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wisteriasymphony · 1 month

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free my boy he's just a little autistic

#you can pry my jazz nerd adrichat from my cold dead fucking hands #also peak ladynoir dynamic is just one-sided petty hate #ladynoir #lovesquare #cat noir #mlb chat noir #miraculous chat noir #chat noir #ladybug #miraculous ladybug #ladybug miraculous #ml ladybug #tales of ladybug and cat noir #ladybug and chat noir #miraculous fandom #miraculous lb #lovesqaure #mlb ladynoir #ladynoir fanart

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vacantgodling · 10 months

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✨preferences should not be standards for writing advice✨

#whenever i see writing advice i just get annoyed #honestly one of my biggest gripes about writing communities in general is this #constant need to regurgitate certain pieces of writing advice like they’re ambrosia of the gods #my biggest writing advice is to just stop fucking listening to all writing advice that has to do with #prose and style #just stop doing it #read books and find things you like and craft your own style of things #i know this is not simple for everyone but i’m tired of constantly seeing #i think flowery prose bogs things down too much #and i think that direct prose isn’t good enough at putting people in the world #like mate—everyone has preferences and preferences do not make good advice #so like #i wish people would stop acting like their opinion is the next best piece of writing advice #it doesn’t help anyone it just causes fucking insecurities #i am also having sensory overload so perhaps ren doth bitch too much #but you can pry flowery prose and run on sentences and incomprehensible blocks of text from my cold dead hands #bc it makes me happy to write like this and fuck off #ren hot cakes #i’ll delete this later im just cold and annoyed #and unfortunately you can thank my mother bc im extremely passive aggressive

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hypertic · 3 months

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“Wait!” Beatrice hands reaches out to grab her arm, but hesitates halfway. Ava turns around, frowning, a flash of fear crossing her eyes before softening at the sight of Beatrice’s fidgeting.

“Yes?”

“I- I’m sorry.” Ava’s eyes widen in surprise, but Beatrice doesn’t catch it, eyes solely focused on her feet.

It was strange, but quite endearing, to see the most powerful queen of the continent fidgeting with the too long sleeve of her sleeping shirt. The candle light hits her features just right, looking younger than ever before in a room that feels to grand and too big for her.

Beatrice takes a deep breath, pushing down the fluttering in her chest and finally looking up to meet the woman’s eyes.

“I know you find the marriage oath to be quite loathsome.” She deadpans, and Ava feels her stomach sink.

She’s not sure how Beatrice got that information, but she’s shouldn’t be surprised. It’s her castle after all, and walls have ears. Ava’s head begins to spin with all the possible scenarios that could follow, but none of them have time to fully form before her wife moves.

Beatrice takes a small step forward, staring at her solemnly before sinking down to her knees, head lowered and hands clasped loosely at her front.

“Your Highness-“ Beatrice looks up, head slightly tilted forward, eyes soft and shining earnestly. It’s enough to make Ava freeze, words halfway out her mouth.

“I, Beatrice Xin, swear my loyalty and obedience to you, Ava Silva. I vow to always put your needs before my own, to remain faithful and honest; protect and care for you until death do us apart.” She recites, and Ava can just stare in awe.

Though the first part is, word for word, what Ava herself had been taught to recite, everything else wasn’t. Everything else was Beatrice, her promise, her vow.

Ava feels like crying, because she has the most powerful woman in the world on her knees, vowing to protect her, to obey her.

She can’t believe it, she doesn’t want to, for she’s been let down too often, hurt too hard and barely acknowledged for most of her life. Still, she can’t help the wave of relief that washes over her, because maybe, finally, she’s safe.

#inspired by that one clexa scene that changed generations #Obviously #you can pry cursive from my cold dead hands #don’t ask me about context #What context #avatrice #warrior nun #ava silva #sister beatrice #I dont know who decided her last name is Xin #But it is !#someone write them for me pretty please #writing #wlw #avatrice au #the 100

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lloydfrontera · 3 months

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you know how sometimes cats will stay awake with you late at night despite the fact you can see them almost falling asleep while sitting because they want you to go to bed with them and they're too stubborn to go to sleep on their own? that's javier. lloyd will stay up late at night working on something or the other and javier will be right at his side, being so fucking sleepy and cranky about it and yet refusing to be lulled to sleep because he doesn't want to go to bed without lloyd. if it gets late enough javier will simply. climb up lloyd's lap and curl up there. i fits i sits kinda attitude. he does not care, if lloyd wants to work at fuck o'clock in the morning instead of going to bed like decent people then he can do it with javier dozing on his lap thank you very much

lloyd grumbles about it but he never pushes him off or stops him because he still remembers how many sleepless nights he spent on his own back in korea, tired and sore from working non-stop all day but unable to go to sleep for fear of falling behind in his studies and losing one of the few lifelines he still had. and it's,, nice. to not be alone. to have someone at his side. a reassuring presence who stubbornly refuses to leave him behind even if it's only to move to the bed that's right there in the room. javier's soft breaths tickling his neck, his body heat a pleasant warmth against the chill of the night, his weight grounding him to the moment, to this reality... it just. it's nice.

#i talk a lot <3 #tged #the greatest estate developer #lloyd frontera #javier asrahan #again. catcoded javier is something you can pry from my cold dead hands #i respect and support wolfcoded javier. but. this is one hill i am willing to die on.#llojavi

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seagullcharmer · 6 months

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ta-da!

#my art #rusty lake #cube escape #laura vanderboom #rusty lake harvey #dale vandermeer #didn't have as much time to finish this like my other pieces but i kinda like the simple blocky style.#figured people would be happier to have one silly piece now rather than potentially never seeing it. oops #anyway you can pry dale being a cat person from my cold dead hands #from the cat in birthday to the cat in case 23. well. come on. man likes cats.

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feralsteddie · 2 years

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Based on my lore notes for this post

(click for better quality, you know how tumblr is)

#steve harrington #steddie #(it's implied)#corroded coffin #the hide out #steve harrington: the inventor of pastel punk #he's trying to be edgy okay leave him alone #the mental math that i had to do to figure out where his line would be #i figured crust pants would be too much but it was tempting #almost gave him a nose ring bc i think he deserves one but #maybe next time #this is a little messy but i didn't feel like getting too into it #also you can pry steve and robin matching ice cream cone tattoos from my cold dead hands #wait hold on something was bothering me just fixed it here ya go #pyresarttag

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dayurno · 4 months

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something so cunty and delicious about both kayleigh and kevin having their lives depend on the whims of obsessive men. how close they both were to tetsuji/riko and how, ultimately, their lives were thrown away once they no longer served the family’s purpose (and how both their absences were greatly noticed and mourned by the men who hurt them). both lifetimes of wanting to play exy and travel the world, and not a single drop of control for their fate shared between mother and son. tragedy of all tragedies

#i cant think too much about how kevin is just like his mother because i lose my mind #“riko's death means no one will ever understand what being kevin is like” wrong. kayleigh's death means that #they were birds of a featherrrrr to me. they were clingy and codependent and perfect #she was never motherly but it didn't matter bc she was kevin's best friend and confidant #because she loved him and respected him and always talked to him like he was a person #and not just an extension of herself #because she raised him to be smart and loud-mouthed and curious #you can pry this from my cold dead hands but i really think kayleigh never baby talked kevin #never condescended to him either #she always considered his opinions and she loved him greatly and i need to douse tetsuji moriyama in lighter fluid #kayleigh was larger than life #txt #kayleigh #kevin #I NEED A DAY FAMILY TAG #day family

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evviejo · 4 months

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RAFFI MUSIKER - STAR TREK: PICARD S1E4 Absolute Candor

#trekedit #star trek #star trek picard #raffi musiker #michelle hurd #ladies of star trek #star trek*#pic*#raffi*#my gifs #drag him babe #say whatever you want about picard as a show #but you can pry raffi from my cold dead hands #she's one of the best things in picard #right next to her girlfriend

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amethystina · 22 days

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hello dear, hope you're doing well physically & mentally. lots of hugs for you!

i've been wondering about the physical touch in Gahan's dynamic especially. we all know how much physical abuse Yohan has gone through in his childhood, the kidnapping by Sunah, him willingly explode a whole ass room with bombs with him inside it too but pushing away his loved one out.

now compare to Gaon. this Bambi has better experience with physical touch in his life seeing as how he's comfortable leaning to Soohyun seeking comfort while grieving for the loss of his parents. reaching out to Yohan so easily when he sees Yohan woke up from a nightmare. how he reaches for Kkomi and put her on his lap, the lovely and respectful interaction with Elijah.

I always have this thought in my head that it would be tricky for them to have this physical touch without one misunderstood the meaning of one's action. personally i bounced back and forth of the idea Yohan can manipulate and charm ppl with his sex prowess. just because he knows being seduction and sex goes hand in hand with manipulation. It does seem like Yohan can be the type to do especially that the way he gazes at Gaon & Sunah. But we all know he has brother complex lol, while with Sunah he can get the rush of feeling powerful having someone around his level to play with. Either that idea or I think Yohan never has the chance to explore sex bcs it's too much physical touches and too much emotional investment in such a short period of time. Perhaps he can have sex while his sex partner is tied up, not touching Yohan but he's the one who has control to touch them, hence why the kinky dom Yohan exist. So i think domestic touches will be like taming stray or feral creatures. It would take a long time and patience on both sides to be in the safe space and trust.

now.. wdyt Gahan would be in if they were already in a romantic relationship. How would they interact? Who would initiate what? What difference would it be for them in domestic/ innocent interactions and in bed? I would like to know your thoughts on this one. I wish I can pour my detailed thoughts for this but i'm afraid to scare you off with my long-ass paragraphs hahaha it's been a while since I have conversations analyzing character's personality and their depths, just geeking out about them and it can be intense and intimidating for people if I pour all my thoughts out for these shit lol

I wish you well! Take your time on your recovery & in writing, we'll always be here for you!

I'm currently in pain from shoveling too much snow but, other than that, I'm pretty okay. Thank you for asking 💜

Physical touch is a very fascinating subject when it comes to these two, isn't it? Probably because there's so much tension between them.

Anyhow! I actually think that Yo Han has had a lot of sex but, like, only with the right people? He may have been abused as a child (and definitely has trauma and trust issues because of it) but he's also a very clever and intuitive man. And he'd know how to find partners he can have casual, enthusiastic, and fun sex with. Like, some random woman or man he meets at a bar who thinks he's hot? Definitely. Some random woman or man he meets in a professional setting who is clearly trying to gain something from having sex with him? Absolutely not.

Having sex is a very intimate act in some ways, but exactly how intimate depends a lot on the partner, the setting, and the circumstances. Yo Han would only go for people he's not feeling threatened by or knows he can control without exerting too much effort. But I also think he'd enjoy the challenge of wooing people. Like, how fast can he make this woman shed her clothes? What should he say to make this man swoon? Flirting would be a game for him, too, but "winning" just means he and the other person get to have sex so it's actually pretty harmless.

And I think he'd be fine doing it with strangers and letting them touch him. Because he doesn't actually seem averse to touch in the drama? Unused to it, yes — especially the tender kind — but not scared of or uncomfortable with it. He puts himself and his body through a lot, yes, but never in a reckless or self-destructive way. More often than not, he knows exactly what the risks are and deems them worth whatever payoff comes at the end (unlike Ga On who just... throws himself into danger without much thought).

One of the few (if not the only time) Yo Han seems genuinely scared of physical touch is when Ga On tries to comfort him after his nightmare. Which says a lot, I think. He's more scared of a touch meant to soothe than one meant to hurt, since he doesn't want to show weakness. He doesn't know how he will react to a touch like that and would therefore rather push it away.

But he doesn't even flinch when Sun Ah raises a hand to slap him, which is definitely a situation where some (but not all) who have been abused in the past would react. So, clearly, he's not as traumatised as he could have been, or has learned to control it enough for it not to show too much. To me, Yo Han doesn't seem averse to casual touching and does it quite a lot himself, like towing Ga On around at the gala, lightly patting Lawyer Ko's arm, offering his arm to Jin Joo at the other gala etc.

And I personally don't think there will be all that many misunderstandings between him and Ga On as to what a certain touch means? They both seem way too smart for that? There might still be general misunderstandings, of course, but not when it comes to that. If nothing else, the intent behind touches is something Yo Han had to learn long ago because you can't manipulate people only using sexual prowess. He needs more than one method and that means recognising what different touches mean, when to give them etc.

My personal headcanon for Yo Han is that he has no trouble using his sex appeal to manipulate when appropriate, but his strength lies in how he adapts to the situation, sometimes being kind and understanding, sometimes being firm and commanding, and, sometimes, being flirty and sensual.

The way he prefers to have sex is for fun, though, and he enjoys it a lot with the right people. But he'd never do it if he felt uncomfortable or threatened by his partner, and he's good enough at reading people that he'd know the other person's intentions long before the actual sex happens. So, for example, I don't think he'd ever want to have sex with Sun Ah even if he could tie her up. He'd be too suspicious to actually enjoy it xD

To me, Yo Han is the kind of man who has a lot of trauma, but has also worked a lot on overcoming said trauma. If he did so in a healthy way I will leave unsaid, but I don't think he'd allow himself to be wary of other people's touch. I think Yo Han would be frustrated by his own limitations if he could only have sex with people while they're tied up, simply because he's uncomfortable with them touching him. That's too big of a weakness — something someone could exploit. And he'd train that out of himself as soon as possible. His whole thing is that he's unshakeable and impenetrable and that's a choice — something he's putting effort into being. And so I, personally, can't see him allowing himself to have that kind of "flaw."

As a friend of mine said: "He's a man even more in control of himself than he is others."

That said, I think he enjoys tying people up because it gives him added control and makes it more fun to play with his victims partners. So I'm all for Dom!Yo Han — he is one in every fic I've written so far — I just think he does that because he likes it, not because it's the only way he can have sex.

And, to be entirely honest with you? I don't think Yo Han needs to tie people up in order to control them in the bedroom. I'm pretty sure that man can make his partners do pretty much anything he wants them to, without using a single tool or restraint. Because that is the kind of Dom he is.

ANYHOW. To your questions! (boy did I get derailed there for a while)

Ga On is definitely the cuddly one. Like, once he gets comfortable, he's the one who gives and asks for hugs, will walk up behind Yo Han and wrap his arms around him, snuggle up on the couch, put his head in Yo Han's lap etc. Because I definitely agree with you that the casual, domestic touches will be more difficult for Yo Han. He's used to giving some of them, like pats on the shoulder, a supportive hand, fixing Ga On's clothes — practical things. But the ones that are just because? Clearly, that's out of his wheelhouse and he's too prideful to ask for them.

Again, not because he's broken, scared, or doesn't understand them, but simply because he's not used to them. And he doesn't like feeling insecure or appearing weak, so he wouldn't risk asking and making a mistake.

So it'll fall upon Ga On to offer them, which he of course does. He's a pretty physical person with the people he trusts, provided that politeness and such allows it. Like, clearly, one of the reasons why Ga On doesn't touch Yo Han much in the drama is due to the workplace hierarchy, the fact that Yo Han is older (and it's considered rude to touch someone older without their permission), and just Yo Han's overall... Yo Han-ness. But once Ga On gets free rein?

Yo Han won't know what hit him.

But it'll take time for them to get used to it, yes. Like, just teaching Yo Han how to return casual hugs that aren't in a life-or-death situation is going to take a while. But he'll get used to it eventually and while I don't think he'll ever be the one to initiate certain things — like the more cuddly hugs that might make him look clingy — he'd always reciprocate when Ga On does.

Yo Han is a little too prideful to ask for cuddles, but he'll graciously agree to them when Ga On asks him to give them.

(He and Komi have that in common, I guess)

As for sex, that depends? I think they can both initiate it, but Yo Han enjoys it more when Ga On does so, just because he likes seeing Ga On horny and desperate xD Yo Han is definitely the one in charge, though. That's not to say that Ga On can't snatch control from him or throw him off-balance from time to time, but probably only during brief moments when he's being particularly cheeky and bratty. I think they both enjoy the push-and-pull — the fact that Ga On challenges Yo Han is a part of the thrill — but are more comfortable when Yo Han is in control.

Especially since Yo Han is very good at it.

All that said, I do think — and this might be an unpopular and scandalous opinion — that Yo Han could, eventually, let Ga On top him. But we're talking years down the line, when they're so comfortable with each other that there are no secrets or doubts. Because, yes, Yo Han is a man who prides himself on having control but, eventually, he's also going to realise that having control and having power isn't necessarily the same thing. And being in charge and having control isn't necessarily the same thing, either. Ga On has a tremendous amount of power over Yo Han despite not being in charge or in control the majority of the time.

I mean, there's a reason why they say that the sub is the one with the real power since they're the ones willingly handing it over to someone else. And if they can give it, they can also revoke that privilege — and there is absolutely nothing the Dom can do about that. In that situation, the Dom is, quite literally, powerless.

And I think, especially as he gets older and softer, Yo Han would realize that trusting Ga On to top him is, in fact, a sign of his own strength. And I don't mean that in a "real men know how to bottom" kind of way. But in a "I love this man and I trust him and myself enough to let him have this power over me because that, in itself, means I have power."

But, again, that's several years into their relationship and 99,9% of the time, Yo Han is the one topping. But, every once in a while, Ga On can be the one in charge. As a treat.

... I may have gotten off track again.

But I'd say that's about the gist of it? There are, of course, more specific examples and details, too.

Yo Han is definitely the one doing most of the dirty talk, but Ga On will not hesitate to use his doe-eyes to his advantage and say the most kinky, outrageous things sometimes, just for the pleasure of watching Yo Han bluescreen. I also think that Yo Han will develop a habit of burrowing his nose in Ga On's hair when they're hugging/cuddling. And, as I've mentioned in a previous post, Yo Han is the little spoon 90% of the time. I also think that Ga On is going to be pretty shy and prudish when it comes to talking about sex and anything relating to it (at least at the beginning), but kinky as fuck when it comes to the actual acts. Like, he can't say "cock" without wincing, but he'll gladly let Yo Han tie him up and fuck him so roughly and thoroughly he's covered in bruises afterwards.

I really could go on but then we'd be here forever and I have work tomorrow x'D

So I'm hoping you got something out of this long rant! Thank you so much for the ask! I admit that I don't often spend time thinking about fictional characters' sex lives, but I apparently have a lot of opinions regardless. Though, to be honest, I think Yo Han and Ga On is the couple where I've had to think about it the most, since physical closeness (of both the sexual and more innocent kind) is extremely important for their dynamic. So yeah.

Take care, darling! 💜

#Amethystina Replies #fr-wiwiw #I genuinely had to think on this one for a while before I was able to answer #A lot of things are already stored in my brain somewhere #But the tricky part is formulating it into a somewhat coherent reply #And I still don't know if I managed #I always feel like I forget so many details and aspects x'D #I stand by that thing about Yo Han bottoming btw #I think that would be wonderful character development for him #To eventually be able to trust someone that much #And you KNOW Ga On would be amazingly considerate #So yeah #That's my headcanon #And you can pry it from my cold dead hands

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khryptid · 26 days

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So I saw a post earlier (haha I found it! https://www.tumblr.com/pinyeti/744877479206993921/just-thinking-about-how-the-reason-one-piece-is-so) about the reason that One Piece works so well is that every character is a main character—from Buggy to Whitebeard, Robin, or even Katakuri—we could follow any of them and still have an epic story.

Which got me thinking about how Luffy’s story would stand out even if we followed someone else’s story…

Whitebeard’s a bit old to be going after the One Piece at his age, but his kids believe in him so Seas be damned, he guesses he’s going after it. Technically, if he makes it more of a never-ending scavenger hunt, he doubts any of his kids’ll notice besides maybe Marco, who’ll only side-eye him at times.

More so, he wants to see his kids take the world by storm, to stand on their own but always know that they have a family to come back to at the end of the day. Family is more than blood, and he’ll make damned sure each of his kids know he’ll always be their Pops, but that’s not to say they can’t have family elsewhere. The majority that do, have mostly parted ways, but for the minority who actually keep in contact…well let’s just say it makes for some interesting stories around dinner time. Especially from young Ace, what with his firecracker of a younger brother. For a rookie, he certainly started off with a high bounty. It wouldn’t make waves in Paradise, but it’s certainly nothing to scoff at when it comes to the Blues, especially the East. After that, it’s like the boy and his crew can’t sneeze without falling into trouble. Between Ace’s stories and the fact that Edward wasn’t born yesterday, he could understand what the Marines were trying to cover up in Alabasta. Those kids took out a Warlord. And after that, it just doesn’t stop. Destroying Enies Lobby. Declaring war on the World Government. Taking out another Warlord. At the rate those Strawhats were going, he was sure Ace would be getting another meetup with his brother soon, most likely in the New World. And if Whitebeard was lucky, maybe he’d get another son.

~Now here you can imagine either Marineford just not happening or my fav, it happens (because Luffy storming Impel Down is that perfect blend of chaos and caring) but Ace and Whitebeard live~

2 years and some time after Wano…

“Hey Ace, what’s your brother up to, you haven’t talked about him in a while?”

“Which one?”

“Which one? You have more than one?”

“Yeah, there’s Sabo, who’s second in command of the Revolutionary Army, and Luffy, who’s a god.”

“WHAT!! What do you mean Luffy’s a god?! That little pipsqueak you’d talk about who was always getting into trouble? He’s a god?!”

“zzZZZ”

“Ace! ACE! You better wake up right now! I need answers!”

#one piece #one piece fluff #found family #monkey d. luffy #luffy #portgas d ace #whitebeard pirates #whitebeard crew #gear 5 luffy #was not supposed to be ENTIRELY about Luffy but he stole the show #currently watching marineford rn and even tho I know what happens you can pry Ace from my cold dead hands

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