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Literally any show can be improved by adding more older women. Not many know this, but it’s true.
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meekspoetssociety · 7 months
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look at them. all smiling and happy. hahaha. everything’s fine obviously. nothing bad will happen to them. nothing at all. all happy endings for these lads.
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e-kamski-cyberlifeceo · 4 months
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Yes you're "following" me, but would you let me preform human testing on you? It's for science, I promise
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sapphicseasapphire · 16 days
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'Something not right between Sky and the Master Sword'??
Is something wrong???
Not necessarily wrong. But definitely not right.
Wild is very in tune with spiritual magical nonsense. It’s what he is. And he can tell that the Master Sword- the spirit slumbering within it- is… doing something to Sky. No one else seems to notice- Sky can’t even tell. Wild can’t determine if the spirit’s intentions are good or not but… it almost seems to be draining him.
Wild makes an effort to try to separate Sky from the Master Sword but it’s difficult. Sky’s attachment to the ancient blade is more than just the bond of a friend, it’s dependency. He doesn’t know if Sky is even aware of his behavior when he’s separated from the Master Sword but it makes everything difficult.
To the others, Wild’s obsession with the sword can be tossed aside as “well the sword’s shiny, he obviously wants it.” But like I said, Wild is a lot smarter than the others give him credit for. He’s not trying to cause Sky any distress. As Flora would say, he’s merely testing a theory.
…. Hehehehehe
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melfiiis · 5 months
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snakes smell with their tongues isn't that cool?
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adamandrewagger · 2 months
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“The family is always there, it doesn’t matter how it is going, it is always going to be there. With me it is like this. Probably you have more people who you trust or who you believe are going to be there in the bad times and even in the good ones, but three people are for sure.
“My sister is seven, so she is still very, very young but probably if I will have some problems, she will be there as well, even if she can’t help. And my mum and dad. And of course you have other family members or who you look for that you could trust 100 per cent.
“But only who I trust truly 100 per cent is my mum and dad.”
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viss-and-pinegar · 2 months
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Elder Scrolls Lore About the Judicial System of the Empire
You get accused of a crime you didn't commit in the Imperial City, and as a good upstanding citizen of the Empire, it is your right to a fair trial. You cannot afford legal representation, so you elect to put your trust in a government-appointed representative.
You meet with your lawyer. It's fucking Clavicus Vile. You're nervous. You can't not be nervous. He's telling you the whole time as you wait for your trial that it's all going to work out. You know it's not, but what can you do?
On the fateful day, you walk into the courtroom, feeling pretty down about things and look at the opposing counsel. It's goddamn Sheogorath, and the accuser looks like he's about to puke.
You look to the judge to see what he'll say about this absurd situation and it's Malacath. You can't believe this shit. This shit is so fucked. More people file in before the trial starts, and you realize it's all lesser Daedra, except the court stenographer is Mehrunes Dagon, which, in a way kind of makes sense to you, given he could record a lot more with having four arms and all... Oh, fuck, you think Sheogorath might be effecting you from a distance, and you feel worse.
Day one of your trial goes about as you would expect; a shitshow. You're pretty sure this is the most stupid trial ever. At one point Judge Malacath gets into a brawl with one of the jury members. (He is a tiny, unnamed Dark Seducer who gets his ass kicked so hard he belongs to Malacath now, Sheogorath doesn't give a single fuck.)
Day two rolls around and Clavicus Vile starts the day off. "Your honor," he says. "My client would like to plead guilty to all charges on account that I, personally, am bored of this now."
You try to protest, but Sheogorath speaks over you. "That's mighty bold of you to claim," he says, stalking over to you. "Given I made all this up and abducted my client from the streets of Wayrest and threatened him into filing the complaint on pains of re-assembly."
"Glad we could come to an amicable solution," Clavicus Vile says, obviously not listening any more. What the actual fuck does 'on pains of re-assembly,' even mean?
They shake hands. Malacath throws all of you out for wasting his time. Mehrunes Dagon starts dismantling the courthouse, raging about revolution. There are absolutely no consequences except now everyone thinks you're a Daedra worshiping freak and avoids you for the rest of your days in the city and that guy from Wayrest keeps tagging along with you.
And that's about how it goes. This is canon, don't fact check me.
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lilacthebooklover · 5 months
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it's richie time in the uncle paul au
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onejellyfishplease · 4 months
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ive really been getting into drawing character sheets recently
expect some soon :>
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wishingly-mesh · 6 months
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”murderous intent”
every time I rewatch mob psycho and I get to this scene in season one, I always end up wondering for awhile what would happen of Reigen didn’t stop him, how would the story have changed. anyways if anyone’s got a fic about it I’ll give you a big juicy kiss if you give it to me :3
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rin-fate · 10 days
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I knew it 😔
Y’all only like me for the aesthetic of my blog 😔
Sometimes pretty privilege hurts 😔
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wackulart · 7 months
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FALLS DOWN THE STAIRS
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bitegore · 5 months
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hey. give me the aux cord. trust me. if there is ever a situation where someone needs to control the music you should give it to me. i promise you will not regret this and will find it a wholly enjoyable experience and i will not force you to listen to phonon, throbbing gristle, and merzbow in quick succession before subjecting you to knockoff taylor swift
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beeg-bark · 2 months
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alright you fuckers i have the most energy ive had in months who wants to get hunted through the woods and torn to shreds?
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ramona-flowerz · 1 year
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Mike and Will definitely spend a lot of time reading aloud to each other. You cannot convince me otherwise. 💙💛
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ftmpuppyy · 4 months
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can i come over and touch your organs- i mean watch movies with you? no, no i promise i won't cannibalize you haha...i'll keep my fangs to myself. nope, i won't tear open your skin and feed on your insides, what are you talking about, silly?
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