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#you can’t out do the doer!!
darlingod · 1 year
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Jude is so delusional from constantly having her guard up. (I’m aware in depth it’s heartbreaking but it’s got some funny to it so imma go on) Anyway so Cardan obviously, OBVIOUSLY, knew it was her during the trial shit in QoN but Jude tried to convince him for so long that she was Taryn. Cardan ends up being oblivious of her obliviousness and is over here having a whole different interpretation of their conversation.
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ooh-dream · 8 months
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People (cinniters and cwilburians) acted like c!Dream fucking tortured c!Wilbur or used him to get to c!Tommy or manipulated him into blowing up L’manburg and I need them to know that they were the weakest link.
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urcatwrites · 11 months
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my favorite type of people are the ones who ship jegulus AND drarry
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daloy-politsey · 2 years
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“They’re trying to discharge her constructively. Do you know what Constructive Discharge means?” She asked.
As soon as I heard the term ‘Constructive Discharge,’ I knew I’d never seen it on a vocabulary quiz.
“No. What does it mean?” I asked.
She explained.
“Constructive discharge is a fancy way of saying “being forced out.” It’s not good. And if you’re not a lawyer or in human resources, you’ll probably learn what it means when it’s happening to you.”
“Oh my God. I’ve seen this my entire career and never knew it even had a name.” I thought.
You’ve seen constructive Discharge too. You may have experienced it. We’ve all made choices to avoid it.
Constructive discharge defined
“We can’t fire you, but we’ll make you so miserable you’ll quit, and then we won’t have to pay your unemployment.”
Then there’s the textbook definition:
“A constructive discharge occurs when your employer has made working conditions unbearable, forcing you to resign.”
Or as one person put it.
“I didn’t get handed a pink slip, but when you’re not wanted, people have a way of letting you know.”
HR isn’t always the secret police.
Employees aren’t always victims of evil-doers.
However, employers push employees out all the time to maintain and protect the, “We didn’t do anything wrong, YOU did,” power structure.
Constructive Discharge looks like this:
— Meeting invitations slow to a trickle, and you’re excluded from emails and generally looped out of what’s going on.
— People stop talking to you or stop talking when you walk in.
— Your emails don’t get answers, or they arrive too late to be of value.
— Suddenly, your work is not good enough, though nothing about your work has changed.
— Reviews, once good or even glowing, are now mediocre or bad.
— Instead of a bonus, you get a Performance Improvement Plan.
— Warnings and write-ups start so they can justify your eventual termination with documentation of your “poor performance”
— Your work, clients, assignments go away, or they overwhelm you with work.
— The words “Set up to fail” were practically invented to describe this scenario.
Constructive Discharge is illegal
It isn’t easy to prove you’re a target, and it’s even more challenging if you don’t even know constructive discharge is a real thing.
If you’ve ever experienced this and don’t fully understand what’s happening to you beyond knowing you’re in the process of being excommunicated, it can be hell. It’s not uncommon for the experience to leave long-lasting scars.
Talk to anyone who’s ever been through it. They’ll tell you.
Knowing constructive discharge exists and how it’s used gives you power to predict what’s coming and to protect yourself.
Seeing the endgame helps you in two ways.
You know what to expect. Having a sense of what’s coming next is enormously empowering. You can go on the offensive and protect yourself. Constructive discharge works to crush your ego, making you feel you did something wrong and deserve this treatment.
Without strategy, you end up being a miserable pawn in your employer’s endgame.
Remember, they’re almost certainly building a case to fire you in the event the hellscape they create for you doesn’t persuade you to quit.
If you’re getting pushed out, and you know what to look for you can prove constructive discharge and you can get unemployment benefits, be released from payback obligations on a signing bonus, and protect your mental health.
You’re not crazy, incompetent, or a failure. This is real and it’s carefully executed to leave you holding the bag and feeling like you did something wrong.
If they force you out, in addition to feeling horrible, you lose your paycheck, benefits health insurance, and possibly owe them money.
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gremlingottoosilly · 26 days
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Married!reader who's husband's abandoned them and skipped town after borrowing money from Mafia!König
You thought your husband’s love for you was more than his love for money - and you were deadly wrong. Poor, abandoned little thing you are - Konig almost feels pity for you, with the way you were still clinging to her hope that he will come back for you and together, you’ll go about your merry way…of course, life sucks and it’s not what is happening here. Of course, your loser of a husband never knew that the biggest asset he could ever introduce to then debt collectors is his smoking hot beauty of a wife - and you never thought that he will actually abandon you here. Now, standing in your small kitchen, still wearing your adorable pink apron and ring held on a gunpoint by the most notorious cutthroats of the city, you know better. Horangi is the most ell known hitman of KorTac, and he knows the tastes of his boss more than anyone else - maybe, this is why you weren’t just held for ransom in hopes that your husband will come back, but was pushed deeper, held as a pretty toy for the boss. Not that you knew this at the moment.
Konig introduces you to a very few options. You can refuse to be his little bird, throw away all of his good will intentions and be a little bitch - so he wouldn’t feel too bad about killing you. Or, preferably, you can ask him to be soft with you, you can plead him for forgiveness for you and your husband - and he will take you as collateral instead of just fucking and killing you afterwards. You’re a good girl, so, of course, you plead him to be gentle. God, he just doers the sight of you on your knees, your house dress is making the scene look all the more domestic and, dare he say, adorable. He can’t help himself - he kisses you, kisses you like there is no tomorrow, and he is acting like it’s no big deal, either. He gets you up on his lap and this is your earned placed from now on - even when he is busy with meetings and talking to very, very evil people, he will keep you with him as if little lucky charm. Grasping your thigh and laying with the soft flesh every time you wince at the blood or a rude word being thrown around the room. You’re from a good family, after all, you aren’t used to the harsh ways of this business. Good girls are hiding their faces in their husband’s chests as their husband kill the traitors with a soft, tiny promise of doing the same with you if you to ever disobey him. But you’re a smart cookie, so you try your best to forget that this is even happening. You put a smile on your face and act all lovingly and gentle even with his crooks and thugs - they all adore you, always knowing the difference between common whores that boss occasionally has, and you, his prettiest girl.
You would sit beside him in clubs, too - he drags you out with him, mostly to turn down the girls who are chasing him like little fireflies, and also because he wants to have you available for a quick fuck while he is being served drinks. He wants all of you with him on a silver platter - even if for the first few times you are together, he had to press his gun against your temple and threaten to pull the trigger if you won’t be his good girl. You learned to suck him off just right while he is discussing the fate of your husband with you. You learn to just nod to whatever torture he is proposing to your poor hubby and smile when he pets your head and says that he will keep you with him - not just as a collateral anymore, but as a girl that rightfully belongs to him. You don’t want to be referred to as his girl - it there is really isn’t much of a choice. You’re other his girl, receiving expensive gifts and money for just being with him, or you are a wife of a man who has a debt to him - so, you’re a liability, a hostage, a prisoner. At least now, you can pretend to be an actual wife instead of, well…whatever you are, really. Konig bought you a ring and talks about the wedding, but you know it’s just a bluff. You hope it’s just a bluff.
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beenbaanbuun · 3 months
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mean yet soft w/ wooyoung
words - don’t ask, i don’t know
genre - fluffy smut
warnings - mean!dom wooyoung, also soft!dom wooyoung, face fucking, spanking, degradation, nicknames, aftercare, hes literally jekyll and hyde
not proofread but i’ll get round to it soon :)
so wooyoung is a little shit, but he isn’t evil
like he’ll tease you until the end of the earth, but the moment you get hurt by his words he’s clung to you like a koala telling you sweet nothings
and if that’s not enough, he’ll go one step beyond sane just to apologise to you
one second you’re pouting and the next he’s buying you flowers and cooking for you as an apology
not that he doesn’t do both of those things anyway
it’s just that when he’s trying to beg for forgiveness, he always goes a little overboard
you won’t be able to move without bumping into a bouquet of flowers, and you’ll actually have to beg for him to stop cooking for you because you’re way too full to eat most of it…
but something in my sick and twisted little brain i like to think that this applies to the bedroom too…
like imagine you’ve just pissed him off a little too much
bratted too close to the sun, if you will
the glare he gives you honestly makes you want to kneel down and beg but he won’t let you
not yet, anyway
because whilst you’ll definitely be knelt down in a second, letting him pound his pretty cock into your slack jaw, he has to make sure it doesn’t hurt you first
“kneel on the pillow for me, princess… that’s it, baby! we don’t want your pretty skin getting bruised, do we?”
and sure enough, there’s a plush pink pillow waiting for you
it’s almost heartwarming, until the second your knees hit the fabric and suddenly there’s a dick in your mouth pumping in and out like there’s no tomorrow
and then when he spanks you, you can guarantee he goes fucking hard
i’m talking trouble sitting down hard
red hand prints for days hard
tears streaming down your cheeks as he makes you count for him hard
and it hurts like fucking HELL and he knows that
but that doesn’t stopping from delivering soft kisses to the sweltering hot skin in between each spank
soothing strokes along your ass to make sure you know he’s not really mad
oh, and don’t get me started on the words he tells you…
he will call you every single name under the sun
bitch, whore, slut, dumb, so on and so forth
“fucking slut,” he spits, punctuating it with an extra hard thrust, “panting for me like a bitch in heat.”
and you are, you can’tdeny that
face pressing into the pillow, tongue sitting pretty on your bottom lip as you gulp in as much air as possible in between thrusts
his beautiful cruel words swim around your dizzy head, but before they even have chance to sink in, he’s letting you know just how much he loves you
“you’re a whore, aren’t you,” he grins as he nuzzles your cheek, “but that just makes me love you all the more. my whore, baby… all mine.”
and then the aftercare?
if you lift a finger, he’s going to place a curse on your entire bloodline because how dare you do his job?
he is supposed to be taking care of you, not you…
“hey, idiot,” he stomps over to the bed where he left you whilst he got water, “i thought i told you to sit still and let me do the work! why are you taking the sheets off?”
“felt dirty, youngie…”
he just rolls his eyes
“let me carry you to the bathroom, okay? i’ll sort the sheets…”
and youd better let him carry you to the toilet and sit you down (because you should be peeing after sex… no uti’s in this household)
if you don’t let him, he’s going to do it anyway
only rather than lifting you up gently, bridal style, you’ll be hoisted over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes
and you can complain as much as you want, but you can’t out-do the doer
you complain about him taking care of you, let him bring out a 40 slide power point about everything you do that annoys him that he’s been saving for this exact moment in time
like seriously, just let him do his job
it makes him feel better about being a dick
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astralis-is-typing · 11 months
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Gossiping with skz
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⚝fic type: head cannon (comedy/crack)
⚝word count: 1.4k
⚝A/N: I had so much fun writing this lmao, enjoy my unhinged assumptions ʕ⁠ノ⁠•⁠ᴥ⁠•⁠ʔ⁠ノ Thanks to @yonglixx for helping me find the gif.
。Bang Chan*゚
Knows all the tea before you even bring it up.
Homeboy knows everything about everyone somehow. I guess it’s because Chan has this really welcoming aura that just makes people deem him trustworthy. He won’t even pretend to be surprised by what you’re telling him, so you might feel a little put out… but he’ll more than make up for it by telling you what he knows! Your eyes are literally bulging out of your skull, your jaw hanging open by the time he’s done. It feels like you brought a snack and he pulled up with a whole five course meal. He’ll smirk at the expression on your face and tease you for thinking you could top his tea.
To put it simply, you cannot outdo the doer. Bro literally knows it all haha. Also, he’s very low-key about what he knows– so consider yourself lucky that he’s chosen you as his gossip buddy.
。Lee Know*゚
He'll pretend he’s uninterested and act like he’s ignoring you, only dropping the act to scold you that it’s bad manners to gossip. That is, until you mention something or someone that piques his interest. Now he has to know.
You’ll probably be teasing him like, ‘oh, I thought you didn’t want to know’, sticking your tongue out and walking away. If he needs to pin you down to the seat/couch HE WILL. As Han once said, “I can’t tease Lee Know-hyung, he’ll use force”. Will grant you one of his death stares if you try make him apologize before you finally spill for ignoring you. Literally will not let you leave till you finish the story.
Lee Know probably gets so smug when he’s the one bringing in the tea. Like his eyes glimmer and everything. I feel like he’d do that pose where he’s got his legs crossed and his hands on his lap; flashing you a cat-like grin and sitting so stoically upright while you’re borderline dangling out of your seat, just to hear what he’s saying because he won’t speak up.
  。Seo Changbin*゚  
Gossiping with Changbin would have to exclusively be done in private because he’ll be reacting so loudly! Gaping and pointing when you mention someone in his line of sight. And heaven forbid the tea in question walks past you guys… man will STARE.
Brace yourself because he’s the type to smack your shoulder exceptionally astonished.
I feel like both he and Lee Know would ask loads of questions. They love gossip but also would like to verify that it isn’t all just hot air, you know? Also, whenever the two of you were in the same room as the people you were gossiping about he’d keep looking over at you and grinning or pulling faces that make you struggle to hold in a laugh. You’d be scolding him and hitting him (playfully of course) afterwards, vowing to never share ANYTHING with him again. He’d whine, promising he won’t be as obvious with future topics of discussion (a promise that barely lasts 2 days).
Bonus: Changbin is the type to store screenshots from group chat arguments like court documents. He has pretty incriminating evidence on that android of his so better not test the guy.
 。⁠Hwang Hyunjin*゚
The type of friend to have just as much beef as you do with whoever you guys are talking about by the time you’re through with the tea.
Very reactive and will definitely be adding things on. Stuff like, ‘It isn’t even in their place!’ if someone’s talking smack about you and what not. With him it’s like sparring or a tennis match. When you serve, he will serve back; it builds up like a jenga tower. Just best friend material if you catch my drift.
Honestly there’d be a lot of tone variation haha. At some points you’d be whispering conspiratorially, leaning close to each other and whispering even if you two are alone. At other points your exaggerated hand gestures will be running the conversation. Gossiping with Hyunjin would be such a rewarding experience to be honest. In addition, he’s got a really expressive face, so you’d be knowing his opinion on whatever you’re saying immediately. Would definitely be slapping a hand over his mouth, frowning in disgust… the whole package.
Hyunjin has previously mentioned that he doesn’t judge a book by its cover, preferring not to believe rumours about people, and this is true. Nevertheless, he’d indulge you (thoroughly) because he trusts your judgement and you aren’t one to think badly of a person without reasons.
Bonus: Snacks and actual tea (or in his case, iced americanos) are FOR SURE part of the conversation. Would be sipping dramatically with raised eyebrows when you mention someone he knows. Let’s out a dramatic ‘SAME!’ because he doesn’t like them either. “I thought I was the only one,” he’d say while clutching his chest before shaking his head and continuing to munch on whatever flour-based snack he’s brought that day.
 。Han Jisung*゚
Cannot keep still while gossiping. Will keep standing up and will even pace/ walk around when something is particularly juicy. And with his weak ass legs he’d probably trip and end up just lying on the floor for a while… unbothered by it because the story is getting good. Yes, Han is a floor gossiper. (Insert Rose’s “everything I need is on the ground” meme.)
Han also is the type to get SO wrapped up in a tea time session that he won’t notice the time passing lmao. He’ll probably remember an even juicier story mid-story haha. “BY THE WAY! Did I ever tell you-?”/ “SPEAKING OF WHICH-!”.
Like, every new point you make reminds him of something else. The two of you are out here putting pieces of a puzzle together until you’ve found out who the neighbour is cheating on her husband with or something lol. Like it’s part gossip part detective work, you two actually deserve salaries for how good you are. If you guys are texting and you drop a bomb, be prepared (preferably with low phone volume) for an impromptu facetime with a SHAKEN Jisung. Also, if any of the other members know something about what you two are talking about he’ll be dragging them in. If it’s Seungmin, who’s very stingy with his tea, the two of you will be offering your kidneys for the information he most definitely can give you.
No snacks/ drinks here because he’s probably the type to spit out his water in shock haha.
 。Lee Felix*゚
Bro gets astronomically shocked. Like his reactions when he’s gossiping, watching people roast each other or similar situations are just priceless.
At first he’s pretty tentative with it because he doesn’t gossip much, but he’ll come around. He’s more subtle than Changbin but will still be nudging you with his elbow or foot when the ‘issue’ is in the room with you.
An adlib gossiper- he even gasps on beat and all that. You’ll be all like, “Felix you won’t believe what they said-” and he’ll be like, “Gurl what did they say??!” (You know, in the best aussified alternative for this sentence, cannot imagine the term gurl/gworl coming out of Felix’s mouth lmao).
If someone’s watching you guys they’ll feel so excluded (how I felt when watching skz talker in the gif *sigh*… feeling intensifies when there are no subs). Also I feel like a prime location for a gossip session would be the car! Long journeys where there’s not much to see outside the window, and you turn to him like, “Did you hear about…”
 。Kim Seungmin*゚
Now if you’ve ever watched 2kr (2 Kids Room) you KNOW this man has the inside scoop.
It’s an elite feeling to be gossiping with Seungmin because, as I’d mentioned before, he’s very choosy when it comes to who he shares his tea with. That stuff is scalding hot. Like between him and Chris, those two know all the jyp ent. secrets. Like bro probably has documents proving that Hyunjin and Yeji are related. Seungmin is INFORMED.
This is another member who’ll have actual tea with him, cradling the cup delicately with both palms and sipping slowly as he watches you lose your mind over the rim of the mug. Crosses his legs and acts so nonchalant while slapping you with the fattest, juiciest conspiracy/rumour you’ve ever heard. If you tell him something he actually doesn’t know, his composed aura will fade so fast- mouth forming a perfect ‘O’ as you share your story.
 。Yang Jeongin*゚
Jeongin will 100% end a gossip session saying, “But anyways, who are we to judge?”
Between Innie’s attitude and Grandma identity your boy is a prime candidate for a gossip buddy. He’s just THE ONE. His yt/vlives are literally titled ‘Maknae’s Private Life’- doesn’t that scream tea to you? Like if you’re gossiping in a group his input is for sure the most awaited. People will be leaving to go look for him if he isn’t already present.
Gossiping with Jeongin is all hushed tones and huddled conversations. Bro might even go as far as putting his phone on silent if the tea is hot enough. I feel like he’d unintentionally switch to his Busan accent when things start to get really juicy lmao.
Abruptly keeps quiet or changes the topic whenever someone passes by the two of you. If you aren’t used to this you’ll get so confused, looking at him like ‘???’ when he randomly starts telling you about the new shoes he bought.
Idk why, but to me I.N’s really good at insta stalking and he would be pulling up people’s pages if you didn’t seem to know who he’s talking about.
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⚝A/N: How would you rank them MTL? I'd love to hear about it. P.s: in case you like them, the orange dividers originally by @animatedglittergraphics-n-more​ 
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In a lot of iterations of TMNT Leonardo always seems to have a strong moral compass & the same possibly seems true for Leo in Rise as well as he often seems mindful of the safety of civilians 
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Raph: Alright you incredibly, unusually buff book worm! Give us the little guy and you’ll walk out of here with your horns still attached
Leo: Shouldn’t we also stop him from creating crab men?
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Leo: I say we revise Raph’s plan to make sure this guy doesn’t get mutated
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Leo: Hey April, cool if you don’t, but do you still have that Orb with all the people of New York in it?
Leo has often expressed concern for the wellbeing of strangers throughout the series, when April & the Turtles first encountered Draxum it was Leo who said that they should stop Draxum from mutating people & Leo later actively tries to stop the soon to be Bull Hop from getting mutated in Bug Busters.
In the episode Anatawa Hitorijanai, Leo is also the one that expresses concern over the fate of the people of New York even though the family already has a lot to deal with, with the Shredder.
However in contrast to how Leo is arguably one of the most mindful of the safety of strangers he also seems as though he’s arguably the most unsympathetic towards villains when compared to the rest of his family
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Mikey: We haven’t found the armour and we can’t leave him to get eaten
Leo: Oh great, we get to save the guy who once repoed a birthday cake
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April: We’ve gotta help him get his friend/ roomie/ it’s complicated back from Baron Draxum! It’s my Birthday Wish!
Leo: You’re invoking B-Day right on him!
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Donnie: Ah a moral quandary, do we give the antidote to the villain or-
Leo: Poison? Antidote? Everything he makes is delicious! 
While Leo is often concerned with the safety of strangers whenever one of the Turtle’s villains are in need of help, Leo typically seems as though he’s the one most opposed to the idea of helping one of their enemies which can be seen when Leo was reluctant to save Repo in the episode One Man’s Junk or when he expressed disbelief over April wanting to help Warren save Hypno in the episode Warren and Hypno, Sitting in a Tree.
In the episode Pizza Puffs Leo also demonstrated his reluctance to help villains when he decided to use the remaining antidote to eat more pizza puffs over giving the last of the antidote to Meat Sweats 
At first glance it would seem as though Leo has some sort of ‘black & white’ view on morality where he prioritises the safety of ‘innocent people’ but is unsympathetic towards enemies or evil doers however it’s shown that Leo is not always against helping former enemies.
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Leo: You can’t just kick out your untrustworthy criminal brother, he’s family. So whaddya need skin man?
In the episode The Hidden City Job Leo is the one that pushes Señor Hueso to help Capitán Piel even though the last time they saw each other, Leo was actively fighting Piel’s pirate crew, Leo wanting to help Piel seems to go against the idea that Leo is unsympathetic towards enemies which leads to the question on what makes the situation with Piel different than the other situations where one of the Turtles enemies have needed help?
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Leo: Wait! I know a brother squabble when I see one and there’s no one better to un-squabble you than moi
Señor Hueso: Aren’t you here because you had a fight with your brother?
The first reason that Leo might be more sympathetic to Piel than he is with other villains is because Piel needed help mending his relationship with his brother Señor Hueso. 
It’s been shown time & time that family is incredibly important to Leo so it could be possible that Leo simply cannot stand the idea of family fighting which made him more inclined to help Piel, it’s also worth noting that during the episode The Hidden City Job, Leo had recently gotten into an argument with Donnie, so Leo might be projecting his argument with his own brother onto Piel & Hueso.
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Leo: I freed you from your pirate prison. Your welcome.
Raph: Pirate prison?
Mikey: You portalled us to Tahiti!
The second reason on why Leo might have been more sympathetic towards helping Piel than he is with other villains is that Piel had never actively tried to harm Leo’s brothers.
In the episode Portal Jacked the reason Leo was fighting Capitán Piel’s crew in the first place was that Leo had thought that the pirates had kidnapped his brothers which turned out not to be the case as instead Raph, Donnie & Mikey had been in Tahiti during the events of the episode meaning it’s possible that Leo doesn’t hold the same animosity towards Piel that he would with other villains as Piel hasn’t gone out of his way to bring harm to Leo’s family the way other villains have
So rather than Leo having some sort of ‘black & white’ view on morality where he prioritises the safety of ‘innocent people’ but is unsympathetic towards enemies or evil doers it’s more likely that Leo has the mindset where he wants to protect people but is unsympathetic towards those that have tried to harm his family.
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shadysadie · 11 months
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Hot take: the Wittebanes were not Puritans
So since Hollow Mind came out there have been a lot of jokes about how the Belos is a crusty old Puritan. And while he is certainly crusty and old, I don’t think he was a Puritan.
I understand why everyone jumps there, when we think of Witch Hunts in Colonial America the very first thing that comes to mind is the Salem Witchcraft Trials. However, the Salem Witchcraft Trials began in 1692, that is 80 years after Masha says the Wittebros showed up in Gravesfield, and 30 years after the events of Elsewhere and Elsewhen.
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If Masha’s information is correct, (which it might not be but we’ll get to that) then Caleb and Philip arrived in Gravesfield in 1613, which is closer in time to the settlement of Jamestown (1607) than the Salem Witchcraft Trials. 
The Pilgrims didn’t even land at pride rock until 1620, seven years after the Wittebros arrived in Gravesfield. The Mayflower Pilgrims were really the group responsible for creating the idea of religious charters. They specifically wanted to leave England to create their own religious society. Many other groups followed, (notably the Massachusetts Bay Colony, which later became the home of the aforementioned Salem Witchcraft Trials) but the Mayflower Pilgrims were the first group of religious extremists who came to America looking for their Zion. 
Prior to that, the motivation to settle the “New World” was mainly financial. Ships were chartered through the Virginia Company. Which as we all remember from our favorite wildly inaccurate and problematic 90s Disney movie, the Virginia Company was in it for the money. The New World had resources and Britian wanted them, damnit, Glory, God, and Gold and the Virginia Company.
That meant, if Caleb and Philip really did arrive in Gravesfield in 1613, their family likely made the trip for financial gain, not religion. If that’s the case they were less likely a member of an obscure group of religious extremists, and more likely to be either Protestant like King James and Queen Elizabeth. (They could have also been Roman Catholic, evidence for that comes later).
“But”, you say, “weren’t Puritans the ones persecuting witches at the time?”
Yes and no. 
In the Americas, Witch Hunts will forever be linked to Puritans, but in Witch Hunting long outdates the Puritans. King James himself, was a witch hunting fanatic, he personally oversaw hundreds of witchtrials. He wrote books about finding witches, and it was specifically the King James endorse translation of the Bible that features the infamous “thou shalt not suffer a witch to live” (in many prior translations the word witch is something more along the line of “sinner” or “evil doer”). By many estimates, upwards of 1500 people were executed for witchcraft as a result of his reign. If we are going with Masha’s 1613 timeline, the brothers would have left England smack dab in the middle of his reign, right after the King James Bible was published.
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(^this GIF has nothing to do with the Owl House, I just love sassy Gay King James in his bird mask, look at this cocky ass bastard, you know him and Belos would have been genocide buddies)
However, I can’t pretend to be focused on some semblance of historical accuracy and take Masha’s information at face value, even in the context of the show it wouldn’t add up because according to the sign we see in Yesterday’s Lie, Gravesfield was established in 1635. 
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(Granted there is a difference between a settlement and a town, it is possible that 1635 was when Gravesfield was officially acknowledged as a town and the boys just lived there pre-establishment). 
However, in the name of historical accuracy, I have to assume Masha got the date wrong, because the English didn’t even settle in Conneticut until the 1630s. The Conneticut Witch Trials began in the 1640s. By this timeline and demographic, the likelihood of Caleb and Philip being Puritans goes up by a lot. 
However, if we look at Philip’s clothes an his goals, there are still signs that don’t point to Puritanism. First look at the clothes Caleb and Philip wear as children:
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Philip’s pants are red and Calebs are green. While it is a myth that Puritans could only wear black, the colors that they were allowed to incorporate into their wardrobe were typically still neutrals (dark yellows and beiges). Green would be pushing it, and red would be unbelievably bold.
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Additionally, the ruffles on Philip’s shirt in the journal and Jacob’s book, would have been seen as incredibly vain.
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 The blue/black coat that Caleb wore in the puppet show, and Philip later wears in Elsewhere and Elsewhen and King’s Tide has gold buttons and gold embroidery. Gold and Silver accessories of any kind would have been considered incredibly sinful and conceited. 
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Which would also make it really weird for a Puritan to choose gold to represent himself. Infact his whole emperor authentic is much more reminiscent of the Catholic Pope. His own role as the messenger of the Titan’s will is also very papal in nature.
Finally there is the term he uses, “Witch Hunter General” is an illusion to “Witch Finder General” which was a rank made up and used by Protestant Matthew Hopkins and not really used by any Puritans. Such a title would also probably have seemed pretty vain.
Now you might say, “It’s a fictional story, why does any of this matter?”
The answer is: It does not, but I am high and have ADHD and this was the rabbit hole I fell down.
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imababblekat · 1 year
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I can’t get the Bayverse bois with a spiderman reader crossover out of my head. The ninja’s always in a secret competition with reader at getting to crime scenes first, playful banter between them all (and obv flirting from Mikey). Coming together during serious battles and working very well as a team despite never having trained together. Spiderman reader helping Raph with his fear of heights while simultaneously teasing him by effortlessly doing flips off buildings and doing insane airol acrobatics. Donnie being absolutely fascinated with the tech that goes into your suit and your spider like abilities. Mikey trying to do some cool tricks and accidentally getting you both caught in your own web and cheekily responds with “Come here often?” wink wink. Explaining to Leo about your spidey sense and offering to teach him how to heighten his own instincts to help protect his brothers more. All of the ninja turtles wondering what you look like under the suit, but doing everything in their power to prevent any evil doers from even attempting to remove your mask. Freaking out when get seriously injured during a battle, because they know your strength and how much it would have to take to deal serious damage to you. Taking you back to the lair to fix you up and fighting the urge to take a peek under your mask while you rest, only removing parts of your suit to gain access to your more serious wounds, because as their friend they respect your want for having a secret identity  
All in all, just really happy to have someone to keep New York safe with them and not feeling so alone.
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siriusleee · 8 months
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I see your post about fic request but I'm too shy to comment on the post 🥲😭🙏🏼
I'm just gonna drop the idea of Ghost (since I like how you write him) fluff themed, perhaps kinda suggestive? 👀
Ghost and F!Character already in relationship (almost 2 years perhaps), but both are not really into physical touch, especially Ghost
But a wild idea struck the F!character wanted touch his (bare) hands out of curiosity, and of course she ask for his consent. At first he's hesitate but he wanted to make efforts making their relationship 'closer' than usual? 👁👁
I'm not a writer so I'm gonna let your handle the rest Ma'am ✨🧎🏻‍♀️
Teach me how to write plis
paring: simon riley x f!reader
"And the girls that walk downtown are like some stars that fell to earth They like the veins in my arms, the story in my hurt” — "Condemned" by Zach Bryan
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Everything with Simon Riley runs slowly. It’s never been something that’s bothered you but -
And there is always a but.
Occasionally you catch a glimpse of the skin between his gloves and the hem of his shirt. The black tattoos that swirl there, far enough away that you can’t make out what they are. You never needed to touch him to love him, but sometimes it’s all you want.
“Do you know,” you say between bites of your toast, crumbs falling onto your shirt, “that the tendon there in your wrist is something you evolved to have.”
“What?”
You run your finger up your own wrist, showing him what you’re talking about.
“It’s a thing you evolved to have. It’s to make throwing spears easier.”
“Knives too?”
“Probably.”
The conversation leaves something in the air. Some untold want you want that the two of you hesitate to speak aloud. You watch the way he pulls the sleeves of his jacket down farther to hide his skin from view. It’s fucking Puritan - the resolve he has around you and touching. You’ve never begged for his touch - any move too quick and he would disappear. Too etherial to be grasped.
But -
And there is always a fucking but.
Sometimes you’re hungry.
It’s natural - the urge to have skin to skin contact. And the two years you’ve spent in the opposite orbit of Simon, you’ve lacked anything that borders on physical touch. 
So you wait until he’s been home for a week, and there is more Simon than Ghost written into the wrinkles of his face. You try not to catch him off guard, but the way his mug falls heavily to the counter you know that you have.
“Do you not - do you not want to?” 
It’s hard to keep the nearly there hurt out of your voice. You know that if he says no, you’ll drop the entire conversation. But you want to know that whatever hunger inside you wants to explore him more is inside of him too. Simon watches you from over his black mask, hands held neatly behind his back. A parade rest while his brain tries to catch up to the entire situation.
“It’ll make you happy?”
You try very hard to keep the excitement from your voice as you answer in the affirmative. 
Simon’s fingers shake when he lets you lead him to the bedroom. His palms are burning hot through the thick material of his gloves. 
Simon lowers himself down at the edge of the bed; still gripping your hand tightly. 
You keep yourself far enough away that you aren’t crowding him, but his knees still cage yours in. 
“Are you sure Simon? If you don’t want to-”
His voice, a low rumble in his chest, cuts you off before you can give him an out.
“I already take so much from you.”
You don’t need him to ask to elaborate: he’s always thought that he’s ruined so much of your life. A real wedding. A real family. A real sense of intimacy. 
“That’s not true Simon - I have never needed more than this. And we don’t have to do this.”
Simon has always been a doer, not a speaker. So you barely breath as he pulls his gloves off, fingers bare to you. They lay loose on his thighs, tendons and veins sticking out against his pale skin. You reach your own out towards him.
Simon makes the first move, tracing his calloused fingertips across the sensitive skin on the top of your hands. His touch is so light for such a large man it causes you to shiver. At the movement, Simon pulls back, worry written in his brow.
“It’s fine Si.”
Skittish, he takes your hand again. He works to memorize the lines - the scar you got when you were 10 and you grabbed your mom’s curling iron. The whorls and curls of your fingerprints. And when he’s had his fill, he turns his hands over for you.
There is a lifetime written into his hands. You try to take it in the best you can: the warmth and roughness. The callouses that come from a trigger, and the ones that come from putting together the furniture that fills the house. You want to ask about a scar that runs from one side of his palm to the other, but you know that tonight is not the night.
And when he shivers too hard at the feeling of your thumb on a scar, you draw back - letting his hands slide out of yours. 
The moment hangs in the air around the two of you, Simon’s eyes searching your face for some hint of regret, of disgust at the feeling of his skin against yours. But he doesn’t find it; instead he’s met with a sharper hunger than you’ve felt before. 
“Are you alright?” You ask, hands still warm from his grip.
“M’fine.”
You let the hunger dangle between the two of you; a silent invitation for another evening. 
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Teach me how to write plis
the best way to learn is to use what is sometime's called mentor texts. literally find someone who's writing you like and try to emulate it. then pick someone who's writing you don't like and do the same. repeat with different forms.
you will eventually begin to develop your own voice.
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romantichomicide95 · 1 year
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Could you do something where Gojo is jealous? Possibly smut? Or whatever you want.
Gojo x Reader Jealousy
I wanted to make this more fluff but maybe I’m bad at fluff? I hope you like it either way.
“Fuck.” Was the first thought that sprang into your mind when you saw him from across the room. Even though you couldn’t see Satoru’s eyes you knew him well enough to know that anger was written all over his face. Not that it was your doing, you couldn’t help if some random dumb guy was gunna flirt with you. You definitely weren’t reciprocating. However, you really didn’t want him to cause a scene. And knowing your boyfriend, there was a strong possibility that could happen”
“Hey babeeee.” Satoru says, drawing out his words. He’s come up beside you and immediately puts his arms around your waist, pulling you close to him. “Who’s your friend.” He asks, eyeing this guy over his sunglasses.
“Names Takami.” The irritation in Takami’s vpice wasn’t a good sign. If he knew better, if he knew Satoru Gojo, he would know not to piss him off. But he didn’t. He wasn’t a part of your world.
“Well, Takami.” Satoru was in his face now. “This is MY girl you’re trying to talk to. I’ll be nice and give you one chance to fuck off.” You look at Takami with pleading eyes, you couldn’t handle Satoru starting a scene.
“I was just being nice. She was all alone, just wanted to offer her a drink.” Takami says, puffing out his chest. Why were men like this? You thought.
“Interesting, considering she already has one. That I bought her. Now didn’t I tell you to fuck off.” Satoru was in his face now. Which wasn’t good. He was probably at the least 5 inches taller than this guy. You looked at Takami with pleading eyes. “Whatever. I don’t need to deal with this.” He said as he grabbed his drink and walked away.
“Let’s go home. This bar sucks anyway.” Satoru said grabbing your hand in his and leading you to the door. The car ride home was quiet. Music was blaring and Satoru was singing along to every song, like he always did.
“Toruuu why you gotta get all macho man like you did” you ask once you’ve settled into his apartment, throwing a hoodie of his over your head.
“Because baby I was jealous. I don’t like seeing other guys try to hit on you.” He gives you a sad look, peering over his sunglasses at you and pouting. “You’re too pretty, I have to keep them away somehow.”
You roll your eyes. He was such a baby sometimes, a big man baby. But you had to admit, whenever he got jealous or territorial like this you couldn’t help but internally enjoy it, not that you’d ever tell him.
“I could handle it. I respectfully told him thank you and I had a boyfriend when he asked to buy me a drink.” It truly was a small interaction, took less time than Satoru was in the bathroom for.
“I know you can handle it. But I want to handle things for you, you’re my precious little pumpkin can’t let anyone else have you.” he smirks.
“You’re such a…” you start to say.
“Wonderful boyfriend who protects you from asshole creeps and is super handsome?” he cuts you off, fluttering his eyelashes at you. You hit him with a couch pillow and giggle.
“Oh Toru, you definitely are all those things. I can’t ever stay annoyed at you.”
“I know. You could never! It’s impossible to resist my charms.” he pulls you in closer, wrapping you up his big arms. You lay your head on his chest, listening to the litter patter of his heartbeat.
“Yeah. Oh how charming you are Saturo Gojo.” You reach up to give him a peck on the lips. “You’re my knight in shining armor. Protecting me from all the evil doer men at all the bars.” You laugh, snuggling in closer to his chest. Feeling the warmth of him and inhaling the all too familiar but comforting scent. “Let’s watch a movie Toru.”
“Let’s. But only if you let me cuddle you the whole time.” He says leaning down and placing kisses all over your face.
“Of course Toru. I couldn’t think of anything better to do.”
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rubywithecat · 1 year
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When you accidentally walk into them in shower (JJK boys)
Yuuji
He would scream like “Hey don’t look!!” He would get all shy. You covered your eyes quickly “Im so sorry!! I didn’t mean to!” You were embarrassed and tried to walk away but slipped right in front of him and seeing his naked form. He was starring at you when you looked at him. “Let me help you” he said.
Megumi
He would splash you with water and said “Get out!” But your white shirt makes your body more visible for him to see. You quickly cross your hands on your breast cuz you forgot to wear bra. He was starting at it and forgot to say what he wanna say. “Hey what you looking at???” You yelled and his face turned red being caught looking. “I didn’t see anything and you did not too” he said shyly.
Gojo
I’m afraid this man would not let you go off this easily. You screamed when you see him and quickly about to run away but he grabbed your hands and pulled you closer. “After all what you have seen, I’m not letting you go so easily baby girl” he muttered. You just looked at his pretty eyes when he starts touching you and you can’t say no to him and you knew it.
Toji
“Oh shit I didn’t know you were there” you awkwardly told him. “Don’t worry but wanna join?” He asked with a smirk. You said “No!” And looking at him. “Then why are you looking at me? You liked the view right?” He teased. “Ahh… I’m just going..” you opened the doer but his strong hand closed back with force making you trapped between the door and him. “Now what do you say?” He asked.
Sukuna
“I knew you always wanna see me naked” he would say. “When will you finish?” You asked him and he didn’t answer as he seems to be in his thoughts. You looked at where his eyes are and it’s on your body that your standing just with a towel cuz you were gonna shower. “Sukuna!! You pervent!” You threw him with nearby soap and he caught it. “Gotcha. What’s the price for the game?” He laughed. “I don’t play game for free darling”
Nanami
He wouldn’t notice you as he was taking a bubble bath in fancy bath tub and reading book. You walked inside the bathroom as you thought you were alone and when you see him, your eyes widened and you did t make a sound and just planned to leave quietly. You tiptoed back until you heard a voice. “Where do you think you are going baby?” He said. “Did you think I didn’t see you?” Now he smirked. “I can see you through the mirror over there. Wonder how you will look when you are all over me in this bath?” He invited you.
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Hi! Thank u for reading <3 Want this in AoT ver?
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weird-obsessed-girl · 9 months
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Drarry Fic Recs
organised through word count. I’m currently waist-deep into my drarry obsession.
masterlist (including wolfstar, tomarry and jegulus)
more fics to come
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1-20k
and Lucius will never know - tryslora
kinky kristmas, desk sex | E | 1k
Spell It On The Tiles - isamijoo
post-howgarts, divination, established relationship, marriage | G | 1.3k          
I don't want that (I actually do) - Maree_MeDLM
fluff and humour, getting together, post-war, oblivious draco, fluff and crack | M | 2k
Slammed - Faith Wood (faithwood)
8th year, kissing, harry makes habit of acosting draco | G | 2k
Harry Potter & The Accidental Confession - ghostboi
ememies to friends, accidental confessions, fluff, mutual pining, supportive ron, meeting the parents, hogwarts | G | 3k
Everything and Nothing - XxTheDarkLordxX
post-hogwarts, time travel, hurt/comfort, angst | T | 4k
Slythering Eigth Years are Shit at Potions (or are they?) - thecouchsofa
Slytherins trying to be match-makers, love potions | M | 4k words
Take You Made - tackytiger
mutual pining, masturbation, voyerism, auror harry, unspeakable draco, light angst | E | 4k
Hold My Hand - bafflinghaze
fluff and angst, established relationship, kinda secret relationship, st mungo’s | M | 4k
Who Said Draco Malfoy Can’t Dance? - Yesbocchan
Drinking Games, Truth or Dare, Lap Dancing | E | 4.5k            
At Second Sight - kcstories
canon divergence, getting together, romance, smut, enemies to lovers, first time | E | 4k
Elaborate, Correct, and Assiduously Observed - peu_a_peu
post-war, marriage | T | 4k
Purebloods Have Elf on a Shelf, Too? - Moon_Peach, Owl_Postmaster
christmas fluff, domestic fluff, bamf narcissa, elf on a shelf, roomates, friends to lovers, mutual pining | 4k
The Perfect Catch - tryslora
mpreg, fluff and angst, misunderstandings | T | 4k
Of Relationships and Daily Prophets - clover71, radcliffe_bass
angst and humour, fluff, the daily prophet | T | 5k
The Foolproof Plan - radcliffe_bass
alternate reality, romance, angst and humour | T | 5k
Games Night - Agentmoppet
Hogwarts 8th Year, House Unity, Muggle Games, Confident Draco, Flustered Harry, First time, Strip Poker | E | 5k
so lie to me tonight - M0stlyvoid (you have to be an Ao3 user)
Hogwarts 8th Year, Drarry through Ginny’s POV, Breakup, Heartbreak, Hopeful Ending | M | 5k
The Way You Say My Name - InnerLilith
auror partners, getting together, banter, ridiculous pet names, flirting | E | 5k
Draco at Nineteen - birdsofshore
Time Travel, Age Difference, Hogwarts 8th Year, First Time | E | 5k
If stars died of old age - DefNotForWork
breaking up and making up, veela draco, angst with happy ending | 5k
Of Foolish First Love - keidaught
pining, yule ball, 4th year, angst, resolved sexual tension | T | 5k
Double L in the Broomshed - GingerTodgers
Established Relationship Reveal, Radio Announcement | M | 5k
Snow Globe - BummedOutWriter
auror harry, professor draco, amnesia, mpreg, memory loss | G | 5k
I’ve Got Soul (But I’m Not A Soldier) - Imsiriuslyreading
BAMF Regulus Black, Fix-it, Ghost Regulus | G | 5k
His Little Something - chibaken
Hogwarts 8th Year, Size Kink, Plot what Plot, Top Harry | E | 6k
Trapped in a Blue Haze - MourningElegence 
Draco finds out about the Dursleys treatment of Harry, Established Relationship, Hurt/Comfort, Domestic Fluff, Top Draco | E | 6k
A House Elf Affair - Paradi
fluff and smut, getting together, house elf magic, awkward flirting, mpreg, humour, pining | E | 6k
Doer of Good Deeds - Lomonaaeren
romance, humour, matchmaking, 8th year | T | 6k
Just Strangers without Memories - saratinearchive
post-war, hurt/comfort, auror harry, curse breaker draco, angst with happy ending | E | 6k
Matched Set - astolat
Hogwarts 8th Year, Size kink | E | 6k
Who Shagged Harry Potter? - Faith Wood (faithwood)
smut, humour, hogwarts eigth year | E | 6k
A Ghost of Blissful Feelings - alpha_exodus
consentual non-consent, kink negotiation, 8th year, love confessions | E | 6k
Snug - Moonflower_Rose
coming untouched, touching bits in public, draco peeking | E | 6k
Kiss-Kiss - who_la_hoop
five times fics, boys kissing, silliness | E | 6k
All Tied Up - MyNameIsThunder
Hogwarts 8th Year, Secret Relationship | M | 6k
Amortentia, Harry. Amortentia! - puddinghater26
love confessions, idiots in love, potions class, enemies to lovers, fluff | T | 6k
Like This and Like This (Dreams of Lace) - primaveracerezos
Friends to Lovers, Office Sex | E | 7k
Our Little Life - tackytiger
post-hogwarts, time travel, dream sex, falling in love, past lives, idiots in love | M | 7k
(Un)Calculated Risk - loveglowsinthedark
Hogwarts 8th Year, Established Relationship, Humour, Secret Relationship | E | 7k
Distraction - kcstories
hogwarts era, fluff and smut, enemies to lovers, pwp | E | 7k
Making love (out of nothing at all) - saratinearchive
mutual pining, canon divergence, getting together, friends to lovers, soft draco, post-second war, slow burn, smut | E | 7k
How to Handle an Enemy - who_la_hoop
truth or dare | E | 7k
Intention - The_Sinking_Ship
enemies to lovers, secret relationship, jealousy, happy ending, smut | E | 7k
A Perfect Fit - nothing_left_sacred
Mpreg, Plot what Plot, Veela Draco, Werewolf Harry | E | 8k
What I thought - bafflinghaze
auror harry, unspeakable draco, pining, fluff, happy ending, secret relationship, top draco | E | 8k
Ransoms - dysonrules
auror partners, adventure, flirty draco | M | 8k
If your mean to ... - Maree_MeDLM
married drarry, protective harry, fluff and crack, draco in muggle world, harry keeps on saving draco | T | 8k
It takes one to play the part - saratinearchive
domestic fluff, humour, established relationship, married drarry, auror partners | E | 8k
Defining Dickhead - who_la_hoop
dubious romance, friendship, boys being idiots | T | 8k
What I Thought - bafflinghaze
Miscommunication, Auror!Harry, Unspeakable!Draco, Angst, Secret Relationship, Smitten!Draco | E | 8k
Play Dates - Bixgirl1
Friends to Lovers, Dad!Draco, Praise kink, Bottom!Draco | E | 8k
But first, we fight - ANW815
Fluff and Angst and Smut, Auror Partners, Enemies to Lovers, Fight Sex | E | 8k
seeing for you - Owl_Postmaster
seer draco, werewolves, angst | M | 9k
It’s Our Party and We’ll Fuck if We Want To - firethesound
Established Relationship, Fluff and Angst | E | 9k
Good To Me (And I’d Be So Good to You) - AWickedMemory
Hogwarts 8th Year, Oblivious Harry, Obsessive Harry | G | 9k
Zero for Two (a tease of power) - XxTheDarkLordxX
Dark!Harry, Dark!Draco, they’re both obsessed with eachother | M | 9k
Fuel to the Fire - HolyGnocchi
Auror Partners, Pining Harry, Domestic Fluff, Smut, Luna/Pansy scheming | E | 9k
Misfortune Favors the Bold - vina_writes
courting attempts, bi disaster harry, bad flirting, humour, auror harry, potions master draco, smitten harry and draco, misunderstandings, jealousy | M | 9k
Changing Fate - jamesilver
soulmates, falling in loss, memory loss, happy ending | T | 10k
Quick as a Flash of Lightning, Unhurried as Eternity - babooshk_art, onbeinganangel
Post-War, Time Travel, Auror Harry, Domestic Fluff | E | 10k
The Full Monty - magpie_fngrl
harry poses for nude calendar, humour, top draco, smut | E | 10k
Mine - goldensnitch18
E | 10k
Gryffindors Never Kiss and Tell - FeelsForBreakfast
casual drinking, everyone is friends, banter | E | 10k
Darling Buds of May - vina_writes
preggers draco, telling harry, miscommunication, misunderstandings, angst and fluff, auror harry, established relationship, healer draco, happy ending | M | 10k
To Love a Loathed (Arch) Enemy - Sophie_French
Reconstruction of Hogwarts, Fluff, Humour | E | 11k
Everyone Needs A Weasley - Inheartofwinter
fluff and humour, ron takes homeless draco to grimmauld place, post-hogwarts, pining | T | 11k
Turnbout Is Fair Play - who_la_hoop
truth or dare, slytherin hijinks | E | 11k
Not Through With You by dark0feenix
angst, romance, memory loss, spy draco for order | NC 17 | 11k
Aural Gratification - birdsofshore
aural king, masturbation, coming out, humour and smut | E | 11k
Brevem Conspectum - Lauren3210
Kid fic, Domestic, Fluff and Smut, Short Time Travel | E | 12k
The Care and Management of Volatile Veelas - Dracogotgame
Veela Draco, Crack-ish | E | 12k    
Said the Tortoise to the Hare - Lomonaaeren
slow build, romance, humour, friendship | M | 12k
The Depths - Sniper_Jade
suicidal thoughts, hurt/comfort, suicide attempt, snogging, smut, mutual masturbation | E | 12k
Matchmaker, Matchmaker - firethesound
grimmauld place, hallucinations, visions, marriage proposal, first kiss | E | 12k
I might not be your cup of tea, but I'm your 10th shot of Firewhisky - phrynne
mutual pining, drinking, getting together, falling in love, bottom draco | E | 13k
Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow (Until Time Becomes Timeless) - saratinearchive
getting back together, older man/younger man, professor harry, student draco then professor draco, first time, virgin draco | E | 13k
Casefile: Operation MoD - Mosrael
established relationship, getting back together, visions, mystery, seer harry, unspeakable draco | M | 13k
all the things I knew I didn't know - eevans
POV harry, 8th year, post-war, mind healers, grimmauld place, slow burn,  non-linear, smut | E | 14k
With You, Always - acupforslytherin
soulmates, 8th year, fluff and angst, hurt/comfort, dreams | M | 14k
Turn Back the Clock - SteampunkSerpent27
de-aged harry, potion mishap, mentions of child abuse, happy ending, established relationship | T | 14k
embrace the deception - swoons
canon divergence, auror harry, seer draco, PI draco, getting together, pining, mutual pining, enemies to friends to lovers, smut | M | 14k
Sex and the Art of Castle Maintenance - birdofshore
Enemies to Lovers, Hogwarts 8th Year, Forced Proximity, Dirty Talk, Hurt/Comfort | E | 15k
Where I see things right - InnerLilith
preggers harry, hurt/comfort, abortion positivity, getting together, angst with happy ending | E | 15k
Hey, Potter - SunseticMonster
Hogwarts 8th Year, Drinking, Fluff and Angst, Humour, Harry tries to trip up Draco with compliments | M | 16k
malfoy-potter universe - aratinearchive
established relationship, married, a series | T | 17k
(Never) Let Me Go - maraudersaffair
angst with happy ending, top draco, pining draco, post-hogwarts, possessive draco, smut, minor hinny, infidelity, falling in love | E | 18k
Cascade - Avonne
Hogwarts 8th Year, Romance, Enemies to Friends to Lovers, Emotional hurt/comfort, Bottom Draco, Jealous Harry, Supportive Hermione | E | 19k
Antlers and Ivy - violetclarity
soulmates, masquerade ball, daily prophet, pining, angst with happy ending | E | 19k
so scarlet it was - Anonymous
mutual pining, 8th year, hooking up, falling in love, light angst, POV draco, panic attacks | E | 19k
Five Weddings and a Potions Accident - lauren3210
auror harry, healer draco, post-hogwarts, harry thinks hes a playboy (hes not) | E | 20k
An Issue of Consequence - Faith Wood (faithwood)
Hogwarts 8th year, Humour, getting together (kinda), Angst with happy ending, Romance | E | 20k words
Draco Malfoy and the Mirror of Ecidyrue (THIS IS ALSO)
PTSD, Time Travel, Slow Burn, Fluff and Angst, Character Study | M | 20k
Dear Diary - AWickedMemory (TeddyLaCroix)
Hogwarts 8th Year, Getting Together, Sentient Diaries that aren’t horcruxes | M | 20k
The Courting by the Pureblood Who Only Has Five Milligrams of Romantic Intelligence and Thinks He’s Real Smooth - Cibee (westerncibee)
friends to lovers, auror harry, misunderstandings, getting together, humour, courting rituals | T | 20k
A Hyperactive Fruit, a Nasty Neighbour and a Love Story - synonym4life
magical creatures, bottom harry, domestic fluff, smut | E | 20k
Draco Malfoy and the Quest for the Wanton Wordsmith - HoneydeWinter
getting together, pining, mystery, secret admirer (not really but kinda), the quibbler | M | 20k
21-40k
i demand to dig my own grave - M0stlyVoid
murder mystery, draco pretends to be a seer, auror harry, happy ending | M | 21k
The Matchmaker's Spell - Kbrick
forced marriage, angst with happy ending, love/hate, jealous harry, murder, darkish, smut, draco flaunts affairs | E | 21k
Every Line - Inkdrinkershadowsinger
soulmates, getting together, auror partners, attempted rape!! | G | 21k
To Hurt and Heal - cassisluna
slow burn, pining, 8th year, pining, angst with happy ending | T | 22k
The Devil’s White Knight - orphan_account (THIS IS SO GOOD)
Time Travel, Alternate Timeline, Everybody Lives, No Voldermort | E | 24k
Keep It Simple, Stupid - Lomonaaeren
Draco tries to keep flirty!Harry alive, crack | M | 24k
Just a Matter of Time - gracerene
Post-War, Time Travel, Unspeakable Draco, Age Difference, First Time | E | 24k
Dragon Heartstrings - JET_Playin
Red String of Fate, Misunderstanidngs, Hurt/Comfort, they’re both oblivious, Angst with a Happy Ending | E | 24k
Brighton - Sniper_Jade
witnessed orgy, BDSM scene, accidental voyeurism, romance, drama, coming out, enemies to lovers, angst, clubbing | E | 24k
If You Miss It, Try Again - dodgerkedavra
mpreg, preggers draco, potions master draco, auror harry, friends to lovers, hurt/comfort, smut, birthday sex | E | 24k
1,000 Points from Gryffindor - orphan_account
Hogwarts 8th Year, Shennanigans, Humour, Comfort | E | 25k
Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood - agentmoppet, SlugLord
friends with benefits, loss of virginity, mutual masturbation, mutual pining | E | 25k
in the electricity of your touch - tryslora
8th year, mpreg, infidelity, soulmates, a/b/o, smut  | E | 25k
Kiss Me, Touch Me, Forget Me - jamesilver
angst, fake relationship, loss of virginity, memory loss, coming out, angst with happy ending, heartbreak, love confessions | M | 26k
Asking Malfoy for Help - Greg889
Grimmauld place, post-hogwarts, falling in love, enemies to lovers, happy ending, switch drarry | E | 26k
Eye of the Storm - OTPshipper98
harry relives most painful memories, child abuse, mmind healer draco, post-hogwarts, mutual pining, eventual fluff | 27k
You And Me - bixgirl1
Hogwarts 8th Year, Friends to Lover, Veritaserum, Falling in Love | E | 28k
Higher and Higher (Temptation) - birdsofshore
Collars, Auror Harry, Curse Breaking, Curse Breaker Draco, Pining, Resolved Sexual Tension | E | 28k
Something There - 1bad_joke
Hogwarts 8th Year, Veela Draco, Enemies to Friends to Lovers, Angst with a Happy Ending | E | 28k
In The Hand - aideomai
multiverse, draco ron and hermione go to find harry across multiverse | T | 28k
Silk Scarves and Enchanted Handcuffs - TommyLane
Party Games, Loss of Virginity, Scheming Friends, blindfolds, alternate 7th year | E | 29k
Somewhere in My Memory - maraudersaffair
Post-Hogwarts, Memory Loss, Auror Draco, Preggers Harry, Getting Together, Lotta Sex | E | 29k
Sweeter Than Revenge (I guess?) - saratinearchive
8th year, house unity, shairng a room, fluff and crack, sub draco | E | 30k
The Green Vial - eidheann
Mpreg, with Potions, Fluff and Angst, Romance, Pining | E | 31k
This is Never Happening Again - hpleems
eventual romance, fluff and angst, slow build, hate sex, pining, secret relationship | M | 32k
As Time Passes - XxTheDarkLordxX
soulmates, angst with happy ending, hurt/comfort, abusive lucius | M | 32k
Out Of The Shadows - kcstories
Vignettes, Canon Divergence, Fluff and Angst, Happy Ending, Friends to Lovers, Secret Relationship, Hogwarts Era | E | 32k
Draco Malfoy and the Letter from the Future - DracoWillHearAboutThis
time travel, POV draco, harry potter series retold, draco and harry friendship, draco questioning parents beliefs | G | 33k
What Happens to the Heart - Mossycoat
seer harry, bi harry, fluff and angst, post-hogwarts | M | 33k
Tell Me Love Is Endless -  alexmeg, RewriteParagraph
Soulmates, Enemies to Lovers, Angst and Tragedy, Ghosts, Hogwarts 8th Year, Tearjerker, Mutual-Pining | M | 34k
Verba Volant - shushu_yaoi_lj
Hogwarts 8th Year, Love Letters, Angst with a Happy Ending, Enemies to Friends to Lovers, Veela Draco | E | 35k
Lockdown - Vorabiza (Biza)
humour, romance, voyeurism, graphic sex, forced proximity | E | 35k
Seamus is Seamus and You are Yourself - gonzoclock
Crack-ish, Harry gets hot, everyone loves Harry, Draco is protective, getting together | M | 37k
Draco Malfoy, It's Your Lucky Day - Faith Wood (faithwood)
8th year, romance, mystery, adventure | E | 37k
In Our Blood - secretsalex
preggers draco, magicallly powerful harry, dirty talk, haunted houses, top harry, dark magic | E | 38k
Always Together - IlliterateBastard
6th year, french harry, raised by regulus, no voldy, no dumbledore, slytherin harry, no war, fluff and angst | M | 38k
My End and My Beginning - leo_draconis
hunting horcruxs, veela draco, battle of hogwarts, mpreg | E | 39k
The Romantic Prawn Who Loved Christmas - bixgirl1
eigth year, bed/room sharing, falling in love, pining, flirting, sleep wanking, loss of virginity | E | 39k
Tea Collection - Kamerreon
canon divergence, crack, fluff, recreational drugs, WWW potions, hijinks, loss of virginity, lust potion, de-aging, smut and banter | E | 39k
Now I Know In Part - dodgerkedavra
curse breaker draco, auror harry, blind harry, top draco, happily ever after, grief/mourning, hurt/comfort | E | 40k
41-60k
Lumos - birdsofshore (this is so good)
Hogwarts 8th Year, Room-sharing, Voyuerism, wanking, Enemies to Lovers, Pining, Jealousy, First times | E | 41k
In the Presence of My Enemy - dodgerkedavra
curse breaking, alternating POV, weddings, smut, panic attacks, emotional hurt/comfort, overpowered harry, sectumsempra | E | 41k
love is made of gold and silver - millersplanet
Hogwarts 8th Year, Spells & Charms, Future Selves, Sectumsempra Scars | M | 42k
A Hag, a Hex, a Tale of Redemption - aibidil
fuck or die, enthusiatic consent, curses, muggle life, getting together, falling in love, post-hogwarts | E | 43k
In Evidence of Magical Theory - bixgirl1 
Hogwarts 8th Year, Magical Mishaps, Accidental Bonding, Forced Proximity, Bed Sharing, Magical Theory | E | 44k
Nearly Lost Things, Carefully Tended - SquadOfCats
Angst, Humour, Slow Build, Happy Ending, Redeemed Draco, Grimmauld Place, Harry fails at courting | E | 47k
You cannot save people, you can only love them -  heyitsamorette (AmoretteHD)
Hogwarts 8th Year, First Time, Bottom Draco | E | 52k
In the Shadow of Your Heart -  lq_traintracks (lumosed_quill)
Fake/Pretend Relationship, Friends with Benefits, Unresolved Sexual Tension, Pining, POV Draco | E | 52k
The Guest - BummedOutWriter
kid fic, time travel, get together, mrpeg, truth serum, 6th year, seer draco | M | 60k
61-80k
Teddy Bear Troubles and Other Such Oddities - Kandakicksass
age regression, potions, problematic age gap issues | M | 61k
The Scent Of Malice - paradisedraco
enemies to lovers, slow burn, drug addiction, dark comedy, saviour complex harry, heavy angst | E | 63k
The Devil's White Knight - orphan_account
dimension travel, no voldy, time travel??, enemies to lovers, post-war trauma, everyone is gay | E | 65k
The Lesson of You - thecouchsofa
accidental chil acquisition, getting together, family feels, kid fic, fluff, time travel, smut | E | 65k
Everything Black - General_Jellyfish
Time Travel, Canon Divergence, Fix-It, BAMF Harry Potter | T | 66k
Who We Were, Who We Are - jamesilver
temporary amnesia, fluff and angst, cute, sectumsempra, coming out, spy draco | T | 66k
Right Hand Red - lq_traintracks (lumosed_quill)
8th year, unresolved rexual tension, first time, party games, bottom draco, secret relationship | E | 73k
we should just kiss (like real people do) - whenstheweddingcake
fifth year, wolfstar adopt harry, mild smut, powerful harry, dark magic, unreliable relationship | T | 75k
Beautiful Meanings in Beautiful Things - cloudings
8th year, amortentia, voyeurism, sharing a room, soulmates, humour, fluff and smut | E | 77k
all the western stars - oflights
seer draco, werewolf harry, isolation, hurt/comfort, enemies to lovers, misunderstandings, sharing a bed, rough sex | E | 78k
Get Some - sara_holmes
Harry is fed up with getting away with everything, Draco has a spine, after 2nd war, getting together | M | 78k
The White Pawn - Soupy_George
time travel, romance, adventure, disenchanted draco, relive sixth year | T | 81k
Dwelling - aideomai
friends to lover, boy-who-lived neville, weird shit going on, curses | T | 83k
81-100k
Into the Dark - PhantomGrimalkin
time travel, first war, slow burn, suicidal thoughts, hocrux hunting, established wolfstar | T | 89k
Diffraction Patterns (I Don't Know How to Forget You) - yourdifferentoctober
Hogwarts 8th Year, Memory Alteration, Slow Burn, First Time, Sexual Tension, PTSD | E | 94k
Prophecies and Potions - Angylsmuse, Rina9294
draco is a spy for the order, smut, canon divergence | E | 96k
where are you (my lion)? - harrysblueshirt1
time travel, canon divergence, jily sent to future, fix-it, emotional hurt/comfort, good draco, professor harry | 99k
>100k
Chaos Theory - Tessa Crowley (tessacrowley)
canon divergence, science, genius draco, mind control, PLEASE READ ALL TAGS | E | 102k
That'll Be The Day - Waterloo
time travel, friendship, hogwarts redo, slow burn, enemies to friends to lovers, pov alternating, wolfstar raise harry | M | 112k WIP
Far From The Tree - aideomai
drarrys kids time travel to hogwarts, pre-relationship, down and out draco, dom draco | E | 112k
Turning Leaves - Kbrick
time travel, pining draco, slytherin harry, angst with happy ending, harry is bad at feelings, drunk sex, auror harry | E | 113k
Written on the Heart - who_la_hoop
8th year, soulmark, slow burn, fluff and angst, falling in love, smut, coming out, happy ending, found family | E | 114k
Paradox - kerfuffling
Canon Divergenced, Draco sent back to first year | M, E | 119k
Threshold - Kbrick
unspeakable draco, portals, auror harry, pining draco, swords & sorcery, magically powerful draco, enemies to firneds to lovers, slow burn | E | 126k
Drop Dead Gorgeous - Maya Reddit (to find search “complete works of Maya Reddit”) 
130k
What We Pretend We Can't See - gyzym
M | 131k
Please Be There If I Remember (And Don't Let Go When I Forget) - Rosie321go
memory loss, fluff and angst, everyones confused, fifth year, cano divergence, hurt/comfort | T | 143k
The Ordeal of Being Known - louisfake
Auror Harry, Healer Draco, Fluff and Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Veritaserum, Eventual Romance | M | 146k
Bewildered - SparrowGrim
dimension travel, canon divergence, a/b/o, magically powerful harry, top draco, happy ending | E | 148k
In my visions I see you - PottersForhead
seer draco, good draco, abusive lucius, dumbledore bashing, master of death harry, slow burn, friends to lovers | T | 150k WIP
Away Childish Things - lettered
age regression, past child abuse, internalized homophobia, grief/mourning, mommy/daddy issues, potions accident, hurt.comfort | T | 154k
When you are ready to go on... but you go back - Sakura521
time travel, fix-it, harry heir of house black, slow burn, good malfoy family | M | 166k WIP, 1 more chapter
The Lost Heir - RiddleMeThis1926
BAMF Harry, Touch Him and Die Harry, Harry Heir to House Black, Marriage Contracts, Sirius Raised Harry | E | 170k
Always Already - aibidil
time travel, post-hogwarts, department of mysteries, drarry go back to marauders era | E | 171k
Temptation on the Warfront - alizarincrims0n
horcrux hunting, romance, angst and humour, deathly hallows au, pov switching, love/hate, slow burn | E | 180k
The Dragon’s Treasure - FanonStar
Romance, Slow Build, Legilimency, Accidental Bonding | M | 187k
Malfoy Flavor - Vorabiza (Biza)
romance, humour, drama, au, graphic sex | E | 200k
 Eclipse - Mijan
6th year, canon divergence, dark magic, slow build, adventure | T | 287k
Turn - Saras_Girl
IDK sorry | E | 300k
Twist of Fate - Oakstone730
memory loss, secret relationships, beating the imperius curse, 4th year | T | 302k
It Was All Just a Game (Rewrite) - write_me227
enemies to lovers, fake relationship, PTSD, slow burn, first time, canon re-write, 4th year, smut, fluff and angst | M | 616k
Lily's Boy - SomewheresSword
powerful harry, manipulative dumbledore, not friendly to molly/ron/hermione, canon divergence, harry gets love he deserves | E | 746k
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please can you do some Nina headcannons I love your version of Nina!!!!
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Yes! My fellow scemo queen I love her! I was pretty indifferent to her before, but seeing her on tumblr and TikTok made me like her a lot more! Especially bc ppl hc/draw her as black and the fandom needs diversity! I like many others hc her as black so these will be written that in mind!
🎀Nina the killer Headcanonns🎀
Nina grew up in the suburbs
So she got bullied really bad
Not just because the way she looks, being scemo but being black and dark skinned
She would sob herself to sleep every night
She started to hate her skin color, bad
Like really bad
She correlated it with being “ugly”
So when she got into Creepypasta and saw Jeff, she was mesmerized by him
I mean he was beautiful. The pale skin, jet black long hair the blue eyes
The opposite of everything Nina was
So she aspired to be like him
So she practiced with knives she stole
Butterfly knife tricks, knife throwing you name is she could do it
She also taught herself how to fight
So next time when her bullies tried it with her, she beat their asses so bad
I mean really really bad
She got suspended
And got stereotyped as the “violent angry black girl” causing her to get isolated even more
It wasn’t fair. She was just defending herself and retaliating
Her mental health was awful and she was severely insecure
So she dove into Creepypasta and Jeff even more
When Jeff started putting letters in her locker she was so happy
She would do anything to be his and Jeff knew that
He came into her life when she was unwell and vulnerable
So he manipulated a 17 year old Nina into doing what he wanted
He made her cut a smile in her face
He encouraged her to bleach her skin, playing on her insecurities
“Don’t you want to be beautiful like me?”
She went along with it, she hated her skin color anyway
And he told her to killer her family last. She did it.
Then he abandoned her in the mess she made
Nina thought Jeff was her only purpose and put all her value into being Jeff’s
She thought Jeff gave her her worth and she thought she “loved” him
She looked for him and found him when she was 20
Jeff, impressed with her finding him kept her around, but he’s never liked her
This was all Nina thought she was worthy of and the closest thing she thought she was gonna get to love
This went on till she was 26
One day Jeff told Nina to find and kill Jane
Jane being the baddie she is talked some sense into her as they fought
“Fighting me? Because Jeff told you to? You and I both know he doesn’t like you. Why do you listen to him?”
“No. You don’t know what you’re talking about!”
Nina was deeply in denial
“Come on Nina. Cant you see Jeff is using you to do his dirty work and for fun? I don’t believe you’re that stupid.”
Nina gets teary eyed and runs back to Jeff
“Do you like me at all?”
Nina knew the answer but part of her wanted to prove Jane wrong. But she knew that wouldn’t happen
“Like you? I like that you do what I say. Did you kill that bitch Jane like I told you to?” He laughs in her face
Nina attacks Jeff out of anger. She gave her whole life to this man since she was 17 and he didn’t even respect her?
Nina got a few hits and stabs in but Jeff ultimately won. You can’t outdo the doer
He kicked her out and screamed at her. He called her every insult. Pointed out every insecurity. Made her feel worthless
Nina wanders through the forest sobbing and injured and comes across Jane again
“Jane, I’m sorry I-“
“You’re injured, did Jeff do that?”
Nina nods and cries
Jane takes her to EJ and lets Nina stay with her
Nina wasted her years on a guy she never loved and a man who never even liked her
They grow closer over the months and have multiple conversations
“How could I have fallen for that? I’m so fucking stupid Jane.”
“You were a child, Nina. You have to forgive yourself”
“Jane…I hated you. Why are you being so nice to me?”
“You need space to heal from Jeff. Besides, we’re both his victims in our own ways.”
That word “victim” broke Nina. She killed and got stronger so she wouldn’t be a victim of anyone. But she willingly became Jeff’s victim by being so insecure
She cried and cried for months
She wasted her life on Jeff
While she was going through the process she started her relationship with Toby (I went into detail on that on TikTok)
She asked Toby and Jane to come with her to EJ to get her smile stitched up permanently, leaving every piece of Jeff behind
She’s also letting her skin heal and go back to its natural color and she’s super insecure about it
“Toby…what if you don’t think I’m pretty anymore?”
“Huh?”
“My skin…”
“Oh, that. I don’t care about that. I think it’s really pretty. You’re really pretty. I don’t care about your skin. I care about you.”
Nina let some silent tears stream down her face and smiles. She knows Toby only says what he means. And bluntly. “Thank you, Toby”
Nina is 27 years old
She’s 5’8
Nina is full scemo in looks and music
Nina listens to emo, scene, dubstep, hardcore, post hardcore, metalcore and pop punk. But she’ll listen to anything she likes
She loves going to concerts and raves, since she never got to go as a teenager
She drags Toby along, even though he’s not a people person(he enjoys himself bc he’s emo too even though he won’t admit it)
Toby let Nina cut his hair because she begged him to. She wanted to give him straight emo hair with layers and a fringe and she did just that
She wants to dye it pink and black to match hers but he won’t let her. She still begs him every day though.
She’s always been good at doing emo hair because she’s been cutting her own hair for years and dying it too
Nina loves thrifting and shopping (Toby goes with her so she doesn’t get harassed)
The skin where her smile is stitched up is textured and scarred
Nina sometimes misses her smile and will draw it on with makeup
Her favorite foundation is Fenty Beauty and her shade is 430 :3
She loves making Candi bracelets especially with Toby and Jane
She “steals” Toby and Jane’s clothes
Nina’s favorite foods are cosmic brownies, birthday cake milkshakes, sushi, burritos and kettle corn
She loves sugar a lot and any food that’s rainbow like her
She’s always switching hair colors but always goes back to pink and black
Nina and Toby have matching piercings! (Canine bites, septum, tongue, eyebrows, and a whole bunch of ear piercings)
Nina has band posters all over her room and plushies too!
Her pillow is always stained with hair dye
Nina teases her hair every day so it’s super big
Nina kills people still, but mainly shitty boyfriends
Nina has tried to be friends with clockwork but Clockwork REALLY doesn’t like her because she’s dating Toby now
Nina is sweet, bubbly, outgoing and kind so a lot of creeps like her :3
She’s a bit more mature now that she’s away from Jeff and a lot happier too
When Nina teases and straightens her hair she teases and straightens Toby’s hair as well. He doesn’t care. He’s actually impressed with how cool it looks
Nina loves practicing her screaming while Toby sings and plays drums but she’ll practice screaming on her own too
Nina has big round light brown eyes
She feels horrible about stuff she’s done in the past
Nina gets really insecure about people not liking her and she’s scared Toby and Jane secretly hate her
She’s much smarter than she was before but you can’t really tell by the way she acts
Nina hugs Jane and thanks her once a day. She wouldn’t have gotten away from Jeff without her
Take Toby’s goggles and wears them to raves
His mouth guard sometimes too
She’s just healing her inner child by being her beautiful self
And having people around her that truly love her
She loves wearing pink lipgloss and black lipliner to match her hair
Her makeup is traditional emo/ scene makeup circular eyeshadow and big eyeliner
She convinced Toby to wear a bit of eyeliner
Nina is bisexual!
She had a crush on Jane first but didn’t act on it since Jane’s married
Nina has an extremely high pain tolerance and plans go get tattoo sleeves all in one sitting
Mixes her black culture with scemo culture
Brown lip liner and large hoop earrings with some 90s/y2k fashion seen on black women at the time along with all her emo fashion
She’s truly accepting herself we love that for her she would’ve never done that before what a queen
Nina is a huge people pleaser
She’s extremely hyper, expressive and jumpy!
(God I love her!)
When she likes someone or falls in love she’s extremely obsessive and will do literally anything for them
Unironically likes the ham egg and cheese hot pockets
Doesn’t wear purple as much as she used to reminds her of when she met Jeff
Constantly getting candy from LJ
She enjoys rolling the dice to see if it’s poisonous or not
She’s impulsive and a risk taker like that
Wow this is long can you tell I’ve thought about her character a lot?
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Hello. List of what animals I believe each just roll with it pc I know would be. I am objectively correct but if you disagree please tell me anyways I crave other people’s opinions to steal.
Riptide
Jay: a bird, obviously. Saying she’s a jaybird is easy and low hanging fruit and extremely valid. Personally I think she’s maybe a corvid since very smart but also absolute fucking menace. Honestly? Could be a seagull. Loud and lives near water and also smart but also? Absolutely insane. Yeah sure I could say she’s something cool like an eagle or whatever but I think in our hearts we all know she’s a seagull.
Gillion: of course he is a sea creature! But what kind? Fish. More specifically? Swordfish. Of course. What else could he be (he could be a shark but shhhh im saving that one for later)
Chip: the bastard man himself! Which animals are the biggest bastards? Raccoons. Yes I am basic. He’s either a raccoon or a little dog. I am specifically thinking my mom’s 11 year old small dog who yells at men and tries to pick a fight with every single dog that is larger than her. That’s some Chip energy right there.
Goobleck: bro who knows like what the hell is that thing i do not. Hes whatever he ate most recently. Bros fursona is just straight up slime. He is an enigma.
Prime defenders (+Ashe I don’t care that technically he was just a guest he deserves to be here)
William: ravens, black cats, bats, butterflies, snakes, crows. All associated with death which makes sense for our little ghost guy! But of course we can’t forget wolves! He has two wolves inside of him after all. But also? He is not cool enough to be a wolf. That man is a black cat with a dream and sharp sharp claws.
Vyncent: I think it would be funny to call him a rat. Since he eats them. And also he just kinda is a rat. But no, I believe he is a deer. Don’t really know why, just….. vibes.
Dakota: my beloved son. He’s a yappy little dog. Bouncing all over the place and screaming at evil-doers. I believe in him.
Ashe: strong cat energy. Is william already a cat? Yes. But so is ashe. He’s like a fully gray cat with short hair :)
Apotheosis
Rumi/Elena: fox! Because Sunny :) also because I can’t really think of an animal that would be a good representation for an identity crisis
Peter: “lizard” no. Peter Sqloint is a mouse. Just a lil guy. I’m right fuck you he. Is. A. Mouse.
Thanatos: spider! Kinda scary and lots of people dont like but in reality just an awesome dude. Shoutout to my friend’s pet spider Mörkö I love them
Blood in the bayou
Rolan: shark!!!! Im right and i need to say it. That man is a fucking shark. I love sharks. Sharks are generally misunderstood as violent and evil but they are just lil guys. Fits Rolan being an evil alien monster but just also a lawyer. (Also i just really like sharks)
Rand: y’all ever cry about pigeons? How we domesticated them and then abandoned them when we didnt need them anymore? How they dont even know how to make proper nests because they didnt need to for so long? Yeah. Im normal about this campaign.
Kian: he’s so hard to figure out because like…….. honestly? In canon? Weve got no fucking clue what his personality is actually like. We dont get a single moment with all the masks off and just the person underneath. The closest we get is him admitting that hes not really a rockstar and even that is so short and just. Auehgeh. This is why im obsessed with him btw i love a mystery i know will never be solved. Also so much room for headcanons. Is he a cat? A butterfly? A dog? A snake? A songbird? A dove? Something else? I dont know!! Lets go with a moth
The suckening
They are all cats. I mean c’mon. Emizel is a feral street cat that hisses at everyone who gets too close. Shilo is an indoor cat with an anxiety disorder. Arthur is their mother. Im correct.
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