#you can't convice me otherwise | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

artisticallyaroacecrickett · 1 month

Text

right so I know there's only like four other people on here that have ever heard of this musical but my school's doing it in march and I'm just the slightest bit obsessed soooooo

The Mystery of Edwin Drood (musical) Incorrect Quotes!

Jasper: And I just want you for my own~ Rosa: Please leave me the fuck alone~ Alice Nutting: You know, I do love working here with the Music Hall Royale. We have a lot of laughs. Also Alice: FUCK OFF JANET. I'M NOT GOING TO YOUR FUCKING BABY SHOWER. (more under cut)

Crisparkle: All the festive decorations are up! There's only one thing left to hang! Everyone else, in complete unison: JASPER. Crisparkle: no.

Datchery: I've connected the dots. Killer: You didn't connect shit. Datchery: I've connected them. Jasper: I'll have you know that I have been a perfectly decent vocal instructor. Puffer: You fucked up a perfectly good kid is what you've done. Look at her, she's got anxiety! Bazzard: I truly believe that water can solve all your problems. Bazzard: Weight loss? Drink water. Bazzard: Clear skin? Drink water. Bazzard: Want to get rid of someone? Drown them. Puffer: Well, who the fuck- Chairman: LANGUAGE, ANGELA. Puffer: Ah, sorry Bill. Puffer: Whom the fuck- Chairman: When life get tough, I like to look at this photograph of all the actors that I keep in my pocket. Throttle: Aw, that's surprisingly swe- Chairman: It reminds me that if I can deal with those dumbasses on a daily basis, I can deal with anything. Throttle: There it is. Helena: That's ridiculous! Rosa doesn't have a crush on me. Neville: Yes she does. Puffer: Yes she does. Rosa: Yes I do. Helena: Two truths and a lie, I’ll start! Helena: I’ve killed someone, I'd do it again, and I'm not lactose intolerant. Drood, visibly nervous: I don’t- I don’t like this game. Rosa: Underestimate me. That'll be fun. Chairman: Janet, keep an eye on Alice today. She's going to say something to the wrong person and get punched. Janet Conover: Sure, I'd love to see Alice getting punched. Chairman: Try again. Janet, sighing: I will try to stop Alice from getting punched. Drood, at the top of a ladder: I'm scared, Jack! Jasper, holding out his arms: Do you trust me, Ned? Drood: Yes! Drood: *hits the ground, hard* Jasper: Rule #1, never trust anybody.

Bazzard: My life isn't as glamourous as my wanted posters make it look.

Crisparkle: Impossible burger? Please. Crisparkle: Through Christ, all things are possible. Chairman: Alright, listen up you little shits. Chairman: Not you, Mr. Throttle. You're an angel and we're thrilled you're here. Clive Paget, with his leg stuck in a chair: Now, you may be asking, "How did you do this to yourself, Mr. Paget?" Clive: Well, kids, Mr. Paget hasn't got a damn clue either. Durdles: *Pulls a glass of wine from out of nowhere* Deputy: Where did you get that? Durdles: My pocket. Deputy: How do you keep of glass of wine in your pocket? Durdles: Skills. Jasper: Am I going too far? Rosa: No, no, no. You went too far about two years ago. Now you're going to prison.

4 notes · View notes

redwayfarers · 3 months

Note

2,6 and 8 for the wedding asks?

ty for the ask!

2. Which one proposed? Was it grand and public? Discreet and private? Was it expected?

answered here!

6. Who were the first people to find out about the engagement? How did they react?

outside of like, random people present at the moment, it's the families! generally ishgard got that honor, because nika, just as he'd forgotten to tell the scions his full name is nikita, just didn't bother to tell them he's engaged. probably until some of them got the invitation to the wedding and/or noticed an engagement ring. hell, they didn't really know he was dating so soon after minfilia's death. alphinaud and alisaie did figure it out pretty quickly though because they're smart + they are shocked by nika actually being happy for once.

8. Was there any drama whatsoever regarding the guest list?

god YES, omg. so nika being nika and not giving a shit whatsoever about the social mores of high society ishgard was aware of the fact he's marrying a count and has to invite every other noble house, but made it - nay, demanded in a bridezilla fashion - that only the closest friends and family attend the wedding itself. so the guests at the actual wedding ceremony (held in st raymond's cathedral btw) had the mixed guests of some heads of state (aymeric, raubahn and lyse), some heretics (sid and rielle), not everyone of the scions (just alisaie and alphinaud) and certain members of ishgard's nobility (again, aymeric and stephanivien.) everyone else had to wait outside for the dramatic couple-holding-hands-leaving-the-church scene to go to the wedding dinner.

i think artoirel enjoyed himself a lot, because he himself could've never been as forceful in this, but if nika asks, he can't say it was his idea! i feel like nika really wanted the wedding of the century kinda feel. did he rub someone the wrong way? sure. did he care? no. he wasn't having randos at his wedding and that's it.

#ffxiv #ask game #nika perseis #nika x artoirel #artoirel de fortemps #wolartoirel #nika is THE bridezilla and you can't convice me otherwise #also love the fact he can save your ass from the lifestream but not invite you to his wedding ceremony #urianger tataru shtola krile and arenvald had to wait outside #bridezilla moment #thancred wasn't even on the guestlist too

4 notes · View notes

staffs-secret-blog · 1 year

Note

based on this post, choose your fighter

Chaotic evil was best and you can't convice me otherwise

#ask #cyberwebz

1K notes · View notes

thetreefairy · 1 year

Note

Platonic Aizawa and Present mic where Shigaraki is obsessed with reader..Bro is in love with reader. Shigaraki will do everything in his power to be a little creep perv😭😭

I can just imagine Shigaraki being like: "HEHE ERASERHEAD HAS A CHILD IMMA DATE THEM" I added Eri and Hitoshi as a platonic yandere who make a small appearance warnings: romantic shigaraki is a warning for itself, yandere themes, isolation, creep behavior, grown up reader

Reader's quirk: Divinity heal

This basically mean they can heal injuries instantly, they can't heal serious illnesses.

masterlist - p.2

A lovely meeting

Reader couldn't help but be excited, they had conviced their fathers to let them go out alone! Well they had to bring their younger brother: Hitoshi.

"When I am done with my errand, do you want to go to that cat café you like? I'll pay." Reader asked Hitoshi while holding up their card with a toothy grin. "I love you." Hitoshi blurted out. "Where do we have to go first?"

"The videogame store. I want to buy the new horizon game and some extra joy cons for the switch and an extra switch for Eri with some games." Reader explained, they had been saving up all the money they got from their freelance job to be able to pay. Hitoshi nodded, Eri's birthday was coming up. "After that I need to buy that book pa wanted."

"How about you go to the videogame store and I pick up that book? That way we can go the café sooner." Hitoshi suggested with a happy tone, which caused Reader to chuckle. "Sure, I'll give you some cash to buy the book." They dropped some cash in Hitoshi's hands. "I'll see you at the café, okay?"

Hitoshi nodded and gave Reader a hug. "Stay safe alright." Reader chuckled and petted his hair. "Always."

When reader was at the videogame store, they grabbed a basket and greeted the shop's owner. "I have a copy of the new Horizon game at the counter waiting for you." The shop's owner told Reader. "Thank you so much, I just need to grab a few things for Eri's birthday."

Well much to Reader's luck, they still had mario party and animal crossing :D, so they took one happily. "Do you like Animal crossing?" Reader heard a rough voice behind them, causing them to turn in surprise.

"I want to know if it's worth purchasing." The guy added with an awkward chuckle. "I love it myself, like I love the interactions and making your own island. It's like getting away from the real world for a while." Reader rambled happily while smiling at the guy, until they noticed the blood on his neck. "Oh, you're bleeding, can I heal you?"

The guy looked at them in surprise, and then nodded. "I'm Tomura." He whispered while Reader healed his neck, it gave him a soft tingly feeling. "My name is Reader. Let's exchange numbers so that we can play animal crossing sometime."

Reader couldn't help but want to be friends with him. He didn 't seem as suffactiong as their parents and siblings.

"I would like that." Tomura smiled at them. "Here, put it in my phone, if you don't mind I have to go, my littler brother is waiting for me."

Tomura put his phone number in Reader's phone and nodded. "Send me a text when you have the time."

Tomura had the feeling that this could turn out to be something great

Part one, why? otherwise this will become too long. I like wrote this 20 times. and I am still not satisfied

546 notes · View notes

a-cilantro-leaf · 1 month

Text

god im autistic. [Sodapack Rant]

DISCLAIMER:

- I personally can't judge others for liking or disliking a ship. All of the characters are morally grey in some way, shape, and/or form. - I am not a proshipper at all. I do not like ships that are illegal in an way. Same with borderline abusive AND problematic ships. They romanticise the problem and can cause harm in real life at times. You cannot convice me otherwise. End of story. If you are a proshipper you will be blocked without warning. - Writing toxic/bad/problematic behavior/relations on the other hand is okay. Though only as long as you have done reasearch on the topic at hand and have portayed is as toxic/bad/problematic.

Now that is taken care of, it's onto the rant.

So Sodapack is a good ship. I love the concept of it. Its excellent, chefs kiss. Though Fanon has defintely made an impact on said ship. People tend to forget/mischaracterize/etc each Bryce and Liam.

Brief Reminder Incoming.

(These are my personal interpretations of the canon characters. I am not denying it. However this is as close as I can get.)

Negative Canon Liam Traits:

Selfish

Revenge Orientated

Unintentionally(?) Manipulative

Traumatized

Impulsive

Negative Canon Bryce Traits:

Traumatized

Stubborn

Hot-Tempered

Fickle

Hyper Independent

If Bryce and Liam are together immediately after the events on HFJOne, its toxic. Its a trauma bond.

Liam, whether he does it on purpose or not, is gaslighting, critizizing, and breaking Bryce's set boundries. Bryce's fickle nature causes him to resign his boundries that he sets in the show.

Bryce and Liam need to learn to heal on their own before getting into something like a romantic relationship. Both have suffered and getting into something like that is just asking for unintentional hurt to happen.

So why do I consder it a good ship if all these flaws exist?

It's because people can change and heal. Its just human nature. Both Bryce and and Liam have hurt eachother. One more than the other *cough-Liam-cough*.

Its going to take time to forgive, yes. Hell, you can't just forget what happened either. I know from experience.

However!! If these two were to heal properly? I can see the ship being extremely cute. A friends to lovers type of thing.

Conclusion/TLDR;

tldr; Sodapack is good,. HOWEVER, people need realize that trauma bonds exist and are extremely harmful. Both Liam and Bryce need time to heal from what happened. They have the potiential to be a really cute pair if this occurs.

#not art #sodapack #one hfj #hfj one #hfjone #bryce hansen #liam plecak #rant post #ranting

25 notes · View notes

kanene-yaaay · 1 month

Text

Sousou no Frieren- Tickle Headcanons

This anime has me in a chockehold and ain't letting me go so soon so I might as well share all the daydreams and thoughts living in my mind rent free since I watched it and decided that!!! Hey!!! I can add tickles to that!!!

Anyway, at first I was going to just write about Himmel and a few other selected characters from both adventures but GOSH suddenly all out of nowhere I start daydreaming about ALL OF THEM and so... This long post was born. kjhgfdfghjklkj not all of them are going to be very long and it can be OOC but I hope you still like to read it as much as I liked to write! <3

[~*~]

Himmel

(We are not going to talk about how much time I spent trying to choose just one gif) Our dear dead wife <3

He LOVES tickles and no one can convice me otherwise, I mean! Look at him! He definitely play that card at any moment he can

Cheering someone up? They say that laughter is the best medicine! Another boring day stuck in a cabin waiting for the snowstorm to go away? Nothing better than a tickle fight to make the time pass! Comforting a sad kid they just saved and are bringing to safety? Add a few wiggling fingers and watch that beautiful smile appear right way! Someone is literally just minding their own business doing nothing at all GET TICKLE ATTACKED!

He is a charming, playful, dramatic bastard and he knows it. He is using every and any opportunity to plentily tease the person, praising their laughter, pointing how lovely is their every reaction, gasping in false offense at any threat of revenge.

He will definitely laugh and snicker together with the person and sometimes let out honest comments that weren't supposed to be teasy but are like 'I didn't expect you to be so ticklish' or 'Wait, it tickles? Right here? That is so cute' and take the matters on his own hands to find at least one (1) new tickle spot when he tickles a friend because their surprised face right before descending in unstoppable giggling is way too priceless

Now, I need you to listen to this very very carefully: he can NOT take what he dishes out. at all.

So much squirming and trashing around. He can't control himself at all and won't even try to hold his laughter back, letting it ring loud and free, dying with any kind (literally, anything will do) of tease and pleading for his life as if he is being killed on the spot.

Somehow is totally blind to tickle traps. Sometimes just to mess with him Heiter would hold his cup up and ask for a toast and when Himmel complied he would latch on his ribs and rip my bro. he's dead on the floor. He never seems it coming even if they already done this a dozen time before.

Always crumbles with the tickles. A squeeze on his side and his legs transform in noodles immediately. That doesn't mean that he is a easy target though, if you decide to tickle him be prepared for some revenge

His main target and partner of tickle fights is Heiter, even though they manage to pull the rest of the party to their shenanigans sometimes too, even getting to listen to listen Eisen low, amused chuckles and Freiren tiny smile.

Talking about that. There is just one very specific occasion all his self preservations, squirms and defense disappear in the same second: when Frieren is involved.

Once, when both Heiter and Einsen decided to gang up on him, she decided to get into the fun with a few pokes and the VERY MOMENT Himmel realized that she was tickling him it was over.

He became a boneless mess of hysterical giggles on the floor not moving a single inch and taking all the tickling with no protests, completely lost in the fact that this was Frieren having fun, being silly and playful with them and his brain shortcurted and suddenly he became 1000000000000 more ticklish instantly.

Excuse me honor he is SMITTEN

If he is tickled for long enough or on a specially ticklish spot he lets out a loud, high pitched crackling that never fail to amuse his friends because he gets extremely red at that and tries to cover his face at any cost.

Besides that, he is not flustered at all about his liking to tickle and be tickled. It's a fun activity, a nice way to bond and it bring happiness to everyone! What is there to be embarrased about it?

Though other teases can destroy him rip

Is extremely and I say extremely gentle and caring when tickling Frieren. Soft scribbles, light scratching and steeping away not before too long has passed. Sometimes get lost in the happiness and joy of the moment but it's quick to come back to reality so that his tickling never lasts too long and he gets smiley about it for the rest of the day.

Gets grumpy about how he never manages to catch Einsen by surprise but immediately loses his pout when the warrior decides that he is not the one who started that war but he is the one who will finish it.

When he takes too long to decide a pose for their statue they start to attack him with plenty of pokes and squeezes until he finally makes up his mind.

Sometimes they just do that while he is posing to mess with him too. Especially because Himmel will try to pretend nothing is happening and attempt to keep his pose on the very beginning until he eventually breaks down in titters and protesting giggles.

It never lasts long. But he keeps trying

Has The Smirk.

Softest and most playful aftercare ever. With plenty of comfort and smiles.

Heiter

Our flawed priest <3

Do not have The Smirk but he has an entire aura about him that you can't really point what it is but suddenly there's ringing danger bells in your mind and on outside he looks normal, just taking a drink but then you blink and then BOOM he strikes

Can and will destroy someone with tickles with just one (1) hand because his other one is too busy carrying his cup

Gets stupidly silly when tickling someone. He will chuckle together with the person and use the goofiest nicknames, teases, tickle traps and everything else he can think of. It's the whole ordeal, really. He has no shame.

It's quite neutral but leaning to positive when it comes to tickling, but since Himmel is always dragging him into tickle fights he can't help but get a little bit of playful revenge. After a few years he started a couple of them by himself too.

Is horribly skilled with the nimblest and deadliest tickles ever.

Also. Changes from side to side of a tickle fight easy as water and will always help who offers him more drinks. So be careful when siding up with him to not get too close or comfortably into tickling range.

Somehow, incredibly lucky in finding tickle spots, be with random pokes to call the person's attention or some soft scribbling to hear some giggles and smile amused and content at them.

Also adept to cheer up or comforting tickles, creating a lot of fond memories with Fern in the nights she couldn't sleep and they both shared some good tea while watching the sky.

Will try to curl up in a ball when tickled and his only protest is to be careful with his glasses.

Not really very affected by teases. Says a lot of nonsense when is tickled tho

Frieren

HEEEEERRRRRRRR <3 <3 Our old lady

Has the tiniest, sweetest smile when tickling someone. it's adorable.

Do not engage in tickle fights but it's not against them. Usually would just stay in the background with Einsen while the other two got caught up in their giggly shenaningans

Her biggest moment was when she decided to show everyone this magic spell she learned some decades ago and then suddenly everyone is attacked by a bunch of wiggly, fluffy feathers that followed them no matter how much they squirmed or jumped.

Tickle spell tehee

They never got to know if she did that to mess with them or if she truly just wanted to show the spell.

Is more curious about tickling than anything. Thinks it's a nice way to make her friends laugh, but it's also very neutral about it, won't actively seek revenge or anything.

After years with both Himmel and Heiter, also lightly tickled Fern once or twice for the sake of cheering her up.

Ticklish ears ticklish ears ticklish ears ticklish ears-

The first time Himmel tickled her he immediately fell on the floor ded because it was too much cute.

(The way he looked at her that day is a fond memory for her, she doesn't quite know why, tho.)

Not really a squirmer and her laughter is mostly silence, full of small giggles and one or two hiccups. Like soft tickles the best, since it is not unbearable to feel and actively leaves her w a light, quite content feeling afterwards. She could take a tickle fight, tho.

Fern

<3 Somehow the most responsible adult in the party <3

Terrifying ler, can and will use your weakness against you.

Just as she does when fighting, thrives when her victim understimate her power and is quick and ruthless to bring them to their destruction.

Will tickle the person usually as a way to get them to do something (probably a chore they forgot) or admit something while having the most unimpressed face ever seen by humankind

She can be both incredibly merciless and very very kind, depends on her mood, the person and the context

Only like being tickled by someone she really trusts and not around another people so no one will her being silly like this.

Get very embarrassed just for thinking how childish tickling is, but treasures the soft moments with har friends and family, just like every other playful, fun, nice memory

When the person (let's be honest here, probably Spark) is too occupied laughing their heart out also let's out the tiniest, softest smile, pretty much like Frieren

Used tickles to cheer up Spark once and promised to do 10 times worse if he even THINKS about mentioning that to anyone

Snorts. SO much of them. If she is laughing they will automatically appear no matter how much she tried to hide them between her hands.

Her shoulders and head shake with giddy energy when is being tickled. It's everything <3

Einsen

*LOUD INTELLIGIBLE SCREAMING* AAAAAA

As I said on Himmel's part, not really one to start the tickle fight but a quick one to finish it.

Not really very ticklish and not very easy to be caught out of guard so rip his opponents, really

HOWEVER, he has one single incredibly and horribly ticklish spot right under his knee that he immediately DIES when it's tickled and it's an automatic win for the person, so the thing is of every fight is: will them be able to get him there before he gets them? That is the big question

Not really a teaser, prefers to tickle the person in silence while mapping the places that get the biggest reactions so he can focus there.

Could or could not have used this techinique with Spark to 'train his resistence' once (an excuse that his friends were very fond to use with him) but no one will ever know because if you ask him he will just stare at you and let out a single chuckle before going on about his day and Spark will Blush and Die before answering

Made mental bets and always knew the score by heart of Himmel x Heiter fights

Used to think it was a silly and pointless activity. But after their ten year adventure came to treasure and be fond of silly, pointless activities

Loud, booming laughter or no laughing at all. No in between.

Spark

DA BOI WHO DID NOT DESERVE THAT PAST AND NOW DESERVE ALL THE LAUGHTER EVER

Do not mind tickling at all!

It kind of reminds he of his brother, since when he was a kid he was the biggest tickle monster ever. Not only on those training tips he used to give even while being extremely busy, but he just loved to appear out of nowhere behind him, carry and put him on his shoulder and tickle him while walking back home, pretenidng he was carrying a bag of 'extremely wiggly vegetables!'

He also used pokes and prodding to help him with maintaining his form while wielding a sword. Even if extremely common, Spark still squeaked everytime he poked his armpit to remind him to not his arms so far away from his torso

Still, everytime he is tickled that boi just can't form ANY coherent sentence at all, no matter if he is full on belly laughter with just a few giggles, his mind immediately turn into a mushy mess

Won't go down without a fight. Running away, attacking back, squirming as his life depends on that. Most of the time squirming away from it only to dash in a sudden bolt of energy and then come back in a surprise tickle attack to get revenge.

Tried to get Fern back once for tickling and they ended up actually fighting but some days later she started a tickle fight so he ??? is just very confused??? if she actually hates it???

(But to see her loosing up, giggling, laughing out loud and being so full of playfulness and joy... wow)

He likes to throw a few playful teases here and there when he is tickling his friends, with plenty of snickers of his own and pointing out how ticklish the other person is or about their delight reactions.

!!Tickles games!!!

His entire face gets extremely red when his laughter begins to sound higher or crackly. Can NOT take any tease about that at all.

Sein

OUR EVEN MORE FLAWED PRIEST <3 <3 <3 Come back pls

THE MOST TICKLISH PERSON EVER

And his best, amazing, ruthless friend Gorilla was more than happy to remind him about it all the time

Until nowadays he can't really see fingers wiggling in his direction without immediately getting a wobbly smile and giggles instinctively creeping up on his throat

His brother also would tickle him when he was a kid and later would gladly snitch all the 'truly good, hidden tickle spots' to his friend much to his dismisse

Will trash, squirm, plea, beg and promise to do anything when tickled. Especially if we'retalking about light, soft tickles. Those make him go absolutely crazy out of his own mind

Even so, he doesn't mind it too much. Still, gets extremely embarrased and complains about how childish it is.

Def made AND lost bets again his friend and got tickled as a "payament". Also I can see them both having competitions to see who takes the longest to laugh, say uncle, keep their arms up and etc :D

Sometimes gives Spark a few tickles just to mess w him and snicker at the jumps he gives.

Spark got revenge so rip.

#me seeing how most of the gifs w Frieren she is always together w Himmel and vice versa: *sobbing. screaming.losing my mind.* thats fine :)#gonna be honest tho. gosh. every gif is so full of memories and amazingness. They're all always around each other and you just can FEEL #how much they care and aaaaaaaaaaa #putting them all in the microwave and shaking with no mercy LEAVE MY BRAIN ALONE kjhgfdfghjk #Ticklish!Himmel #Ticklish!Fern #Ticklish!Frieren #Ticklish!Einsen #Ticklish!Heiter #Ticklish!Spark #Ticklish!Sein #Sousou no frieren tickles #sousou no frieren tickling #Tickle headcanons #Kanene's tickle headcanons #Kanene's fic #Himmel's brainrot is STRONG #Still sobbing about Sein btw. How DARE he makes a rational choice that fits perfectly his character and development and go away to find his #friend instead of staying with the party HOW DARE HE I GOT ATTATCHED DAMMIT COME BACKKKK #Not to mention the fact that we get attatched to Himmel simply by the memories Frieren carries. Gosh.#To actually SEE the amount of adoring love and care that his gaze carries EVERYTIME he looks and interact w Frieren but also to see how muc #he just loves. everything around him and everyone. he cares and fight and protect and I can NOT. I can not and that is it #I gotta stop myself now or I will slowly descend into madness if I start talking about all the dynamics and interactions in this story. gee

18 notes · View notes

mini-sae · 1 year

Text

Hannibal Lecter × reader

This is very good.

You smiled at your boss, then at your husband.

- Hannibal is a great cook. - You say, putting your hand on his.

He caresses it gently, looking at you with that look in his eyes.

- Look, Y/N. I honestly wish I could have give you that promotion. But as you know, it's not up to me.

- I know. This is just a thanks for the years you helped me improve at my work. And to celebrate your retirement.

Your future former boss smiles gently at you.

You knew the truth, of course. Like he said, he didn't decide to give the promotion to your colleague. But he heavily insisted after she " conviced " him that she would do a better job.

Even though you weren't really ambitious, you hated injustice. It was making you very upset.

And Hannibal hated to see you upset.

So as always, he offered to kill anyone who made you feel that way.

But you choose otherwise. You thought it would be less cruel to make him eat a little of that girl he believed who would make a better job than you.

She had to die, but that was a detail. You will get the job, most likeky, that was a detail as well.

The whole point was to make your boss pay for his rudeness. His lack of consideration.

It seems cold. And in a way, it is, but it would have been way more worse if you had let Hannibal deal with all this. That was a good compromise.

You loved your husband with all your heart. And he loved you just as much. But you knew his darkest desires. His worst impulses.

You won't try to change him, but you could try to soothe his cruel tendencies a bit. Again. Compromises.

- Time for dessert - Hannibal said, standing up.

- Let me help you, sweetie.

You took the plates, while he was holding the kitchen door opened for you.

You put the plates in the sink and turn to him.

- He seemed to enjoy it. - You say with a smile.

- Indeed.

He is so fine in his tailored suit. So much charms and charisma.

He takes the dessert out of the fridge, back to you.

- I can smell you, you know.

You're blushing, trying to close your legs as much as you could.

- I'm sorry.

- Don't be, darling. It's natural.

He's trying to look unphazed but you know him too well.

- It is ?

He smirks at your playful tone.

- It is.

Without any warning, he lifts you onto the counter. He swallows your gasp into a ravenous kiss.

- I want my dessert now.

He lifts up your dress and takes off your panties.

- Hannibal - You whispers as he bents over between your legs.

He doesn't waist any time. Hannibal can be a very patient man. But sometimes, he's just an animal who takes what's his. And you're his.

He feists on you like a starved man. His tongue exploring every inch of your pussy.

- Be quiet, sweetheart. You don't want to embarass our guest.

- No. - You whine.

You have to bite your lip. He's sucking your clit while entering you with one finger.

You grind against his face, knowing the mess you're making.

- Oh God, baby.

You can't control yourself anymore. When you're about to cum, Hannibal shoves his fingers in your mouth. You suck them while orgasming like crazy.

You try to catch your breath when Hannibal puts you down and fixes your dress. He picks up your panties and put them in his pocket.

He pulls out his handkerchief and wipes your juices from his face.

- Best dessert in the world. - He says while kissing you.

#fic #fluff #story #x reader #hannibal lecter #fanfiction #fanfic #sexy content

35 notes · View notes

portg-ass-d-ace · 5 months

Note

Do you agree that Shanks is makino baby daddy? Being completely serious I don’t know what to think. The timing is off, adding Uta as canon would made shanks into complete asshole, but on the other, the hair colour being RED? The „probably that person” comment? The makino pretty from novel? I was peaceful until some artist on twt brought it up again and now I’m thinking

To answear your question: no i don't think he is, i think it's an obvious case of "shounen straight shipping" and i personally really hate this theory.

No sense that they love eachother at all - We have no indication that Shanks and Makino love each other. Like at all. The only interactions they've had was in her bar that Shanks's and his crew visited to have drinks for a year.

Makino even calls Shanks "Captain-san", which makes sense because he is older than her (she was 19 in the debut, so 18 when she met him, he was 27). He calls her "Makino-san", which again suggests their relationship is simply formal and respectful.

Shanks is protective just in general, so it wouldn't suprise me if he even saw Makino as a girl to protect because of his history with Uta NOT because he's attracted to her.

The baby during the timeskip- So the major death of Whitebeard and the chaos it caused, the war leaving the New World in shambles and the mess of Blackbeard becoming a new Yonko...

Shanks would leave all of that and sail all the way back to the East Blue, just so he could hook up with some girl he barely knew when she was 19. And then abandon the baby?

I just can't see Shanks having a kid at all- he has too many responsibilities being one of the four Emperor's: protecting his fleet and islands under his flag, keeping his relevance and strenght up to keep the peace and prevent another war...

Not to mention waiting for Luffy, who is the closest imo (beside Uta) to him feeling like a father figure.

Makino expressing her concern in an episode- it's just too nonchalant. You'd think if the father of your one year old baby, was out in hellish waters, fighting god knows what, not even bothering to message you about his wellbeing, she would express a bit more worry than "oh, i'm sure he's fine".

The "probably that person" thing- again I think people just want Shanks to be with a woman so badly, they will take anything Oda says as a hint. I'm not conviced he was talking about Shanks, it is just too vague and in typicall silly Oda fashion.

The hair colour- Oda does not colour the chapter covers, so whatever you saw was fan-made. We have seen it as green in the anime, so that is official, until proven otherwise.

As for the "makino pretty" comment, i admit i don't know where that's from and i haven't been able to find it.

Ask yourself this- if it had been Dadan running the bar instead of Makino, or just someone unatractive, or even a guy- would there be such a push to make the baby theory (or love story) believable?

#sorry for the long ass response i have many thoughts on this #i think its a classic case of shounen straight shipping #shanks #makino #one piece #red haired shanks #my red haired manfailure :3

16 notes · View notes

chickensarentcheap · 11 months

Text

It's Millie and you can't convice me otherwise lol

****

omg yess!!! LOL

#submission

10 notes · View notes

scaralvr · 1 year

Note

myst !!! my beloved hfjfjhg,, i made something hehe <3

so,, modern au w/ scara, unsurprisingly (highschool au) ! also - pls imagine scara w/ glasses while reading. nd scara loves sanrio btw, im from mihoyo

your boyfriend, kunikuzushi is busy reviewing for exams. of course you'd know this, but your done with them already - being that you two are in seperate sections. all you have to do is wait. wait for kunikuzushi, wait for him to finish his exams. but you aren't going to do that, no.

crash !

oof...

the fuck?

uh-oh.

pfft, hi kuni.

[y/n]... i know your just here to see me - but please atleast ask my mom to come in instead of, y'know, sneaking in my home?

seriously? hah. you know your mom hates me..

and rightfully so? really, i love you. i do, plenty my dear, but the only reason she hates you is that your reputation is terrible.

ouch.

hey! i've got great scores, whats up with that?

not your grades. that may just be your only redemption to her, but being the "troublemaker" isn't helping you- mmph!

to you, people who talk too much (people = kunikuzushi) need to shut up. normally, you'd just tell him to zip it (said lovingly) - and he does after finishing his sentence. but how could you not have your chance at your boyfriend's lips after being in (need) want?

you just giggle at him, as if you didn't almost fuck up. kunikuzushi drags you to his room, away from the empty hall. you feel that he's about to scold you again, like a child bothering their parents.

so... love, what should we do?

watch me study or help me study.

can't we do something fun? please?

...

..fine, i've mever been able to convice you otherwise. i'll just find my notes.

what.

yeah?

"find your notes"? you don't have anything in your hands..?

i.. keep copies of my notes on my phone?

psh, weirdo.

anything you say i suppose, kuni.

after reviewing with your boyfriend and resisting telling him the exam results, he eventually falls asleep. while yes, it was fun sneaking in, having to hop of a roof knowing well enough that if you were caught you'd be crucified was not something you thought of - neither calculated before jumping off. coming to school the next day with a fresh scar on your cheek definitely worried your boyfriend. he can't stand people like you, yet he's taking his time and energy to make an exception for you.

after your scar's taken care of - with the help of his cute kuromi band-aid, you two walk to your seperate classes together.

! now playing: Let You Break My Heart Again [Laufey]

dear, why do you listen to sad.. love songs?

the hell you want me to listen walking with you? fucking daddy issues??

mmmmm the ending isn't giving but im just glad that i got to scratch that itch of menace s/o 🥰 -still with you anon

scaramouche is such a sanrio lover. i bet he watched all of the series and movies while enjoying every single second of it. i deem this canon. AND GLASSES SCARAMOUCHE I REPEAT GLASSES SCARAMOUCHE!!111!11!

#(≧ω≦) : myst's fanmail !!#(๑˘︶˘๑) : mysterious mysties !!#mystnons : still with you #ugh i love your prompts anon #i wanna give you a kiss on the cheek/p

11 notes · View notes

creampuffqueen · 10 months

Text

Ranking Songs from Noah Kahan's Album 'Stick Season (We'll All Be Here Forever)'

i fucking love this guy. this album gives me feelings no other. i am going insane. anyway here's how i rank the songs

Dial Drunk- god. this fucking song. ibegyousirjustletmecallillgiveyoumybloodalcohol. i'm never gonna be the same. i scream this one like a crazy person even though i've never been drunk much less driven drunk or called someone drunk. all the same though it's so fucking good

2. You're gonna Go Far- so pack up your car. put your hand on your heart. say whatever you feel. be wherever you are. i can't even with this song. obsessed

3. Orange Juice- god i just. the way it goes from soft and welcoming to just grief filled, like telling a story with flashbacks, just everything about it. a masterpiece

4. All My Love- genuinely considering learning acoustic guitar just to play this. i want to scream this song around a campfire. you've got all my love

5. New Perspective- i just adore the tune with this one. i can jam so hard

6. The View Between Villages (Extended)- usually not a huge fan of songs with talking in the middle but it does it so well. the extension just adds a lil something more and i fucking eat it up

7. The View Between Villages- still love it, just love the extended version more

8. Call Your Mom- i love it. it's like such a good friendship song honestly. the way you'll do anything for your friends. you want them to be okay, you'll do anything

9. Stick Season- so good. so good. i don't have a huge comment i just really like it

10. Homesick- i'm mean because i grew up in new england- the way i scream this verse as someone who grew up in the south lmao. but i like the way this turns 'homesick' on its head. he's not missing his home, he's sick of it. he's sick of his home. but he also can't leave because it's his home. musical masterpiece

11. Everywhere, Everything- i do really like this one. the most adventurecore of the album. but it got overplayed on tiktok so it's a bit lower

12. Northern Attitude- a good opener for the album, just a solid song. not much to say otherwise

13. She Calls Me Back- good to jam to. love the beat on this one

14. Growing Sideways- i like how he's talking about how he feels like he's not on the same level as everyone else, like maturity or life stage wise. i enjoy it

15. No Complaints- the feeling where you feel awful but you're trying to convice yourself that you don't have it that bad but it's not working

16. Your Needs, My Needs- the guitar in this does it for me. again, a total jam

17. Come Over- kinda chatty, if that makes sense? it's fine, i like it enough

18. Paul Revere- no comment. it's decent

19. Strawberry Wine- i like this, but the end is just like humming and going oooooh for a solid minute so that brings it down

20. Halloween- meh

21. Still- the only skip on the album. idk why, i just don't like this one

OKAY I DID IT

anyway everyone go listen to this album it's a fucking masterpiece. i'm feeling shrimp emotions listening to it it's so good

#mal rates music #music #noah kahan

5 notes · View notes

transexualbutchfagdyke · 1 year

Note

What's the point of iding as nonbinary? Like idk online i can see the appeal sure youre just a nonbinary person and everyone can see you that way but when you posted a picture of u and your bf... its like. oh. Its literally just a label. Youre not convicing me that people in your life dont just treat you as a woman/basically a woman.

I don't identify as nonbinary. I identify as trans. but also (1) you... do realize some people aren't out irl, right? my parents don't know I'm trans and even if they did they wouldn't let me try to pass. I cannot pass around them. that doesn't mean I can't identify as trans or I'm somehow less trans because of it. my parents are strict about how I present but that doesn't mean I'm not trans.

(2) some people aren't assholes. and the people I AM out to irl treat me like a person. I don't know how, exactly, they can treat me "basically like a woman" as if thats different how they'd treat men?? I'm not exactly sure what being treated "basically like a woman" entails if you're around decent people who don't treat women like property. they treat me like anyone else, with an occasional added correcting ppl on my pronouns or asking if I'm OK w X word/phrase being used about me. otherwise I'm treated like anyone else around them. my bf treats me like he'd treat a cis girlfriend, which is the same as he'd treat a cis bf, which is the same he'd treat a nonbinary partner. he respects my boundaries regardless of my gender, as he should.

and (3). I am a woman, actually. and also a man. so if people treat me like a woman, whatever that means, I don't really care as long as I'm not called she. because I am a woman. so you can treat me like one. if someone treats me like a man, whatever that means, I don't care. because I am a man. so you can treat me like one. as long as I am treated like a human being amd given the respect that comes with that. who fucking cares. my only rule is don't use she/her for me. other than that go fucking wild I don't give a fuck

#ratt squeaks #squeakers #anon #did i hage an anon tag? i hsve one now

4 notes · View notes

cosmicjoke · 4 months

Note

Hey!

Ive been popping up in the Eruri tag fo a bit and I've noticed the posts you've been making, and I just wanna say first and foremost: I think you have great opinions and I think you are entitiled to them! I also do not think you are homophobic, which goes without saying, and its kinda ridiculous some people are pinning your opinions as such.

Now mind you, you can do whatever you want, and I'm not trying to force you to like the ship or anything-- I adore Eruri and I have my own reasons for liking it, I have no reason to convice you otherwise. I haven't been able to find any posts of yours that say you vehemently hate the ship, but its clear that being "antagonistic" toward it (and I use this word very loosely) while purposefully tagging the ship gets people riled up.

It kinda feels like purposeful rage bait at this point, you probably didn't intend it that way (I would hope lmfao or else all this is pointless) but people are percieving it that way and its creating "drama."

Anyway, I just wanted to have a conversation with you just so that you don't see all of us as fucking insane for a fictional pairing. Its not about the opinion itself, but the fact you are attracting us in the first place.

Ok, have a nice day or night!!

I don't think all eruri shippers are insane at all, and I don't hate the ship at all. I read eruri, and even write it. I've reiterated this so many times at this point, that I've lost count. It's not my fault if some people are either too stubborn or too stupid to actually pay attention to what I say. I'm guessing you scrolled through my blog looking for some evidence of me bad-mouthing the ship, maybe even expecting it. That's probably what they've been saying about me in their little clique of idiots. But I've never said a bad word about the ship, other then the apparent blasphemy of saying it isn't canon. I never tag eruri either. I think I've tagged it once or twice during this entire explosion of stupidity over the last week. I have no interest in discussing it. The only reason I keep bringing it up is because OTHER people keep writing to me about it, either asking me about it, or using it as a means to attack me. I'm not the one getting people riled up. It's them who can't drop it and who can't leave me alone. Like I said, I have no issue with any ship. But if you're going to ask me about it, I'm going to tell you what I think in terms of whether it's canon, and if you don't like my answer, well then, that's just too bad.

I've had it with this stuff, I really have. I never set out to garner some reputation as an anti-shipper, though at this point, I'm sure that's the reputation I've gotten among eruri's, and completely out of their own ignorance at that, either because they're illiterate, or they're purposefully blind. They can think whatever they want, I really don't care.

Again, I never bring eruri up unless I'm first asked about it. I've been bombarded and attacked over the past week, NONSTOP, by a bunch of idiot lunatics within the eruri community, who then turn around and accuse me of "talking" about it 24/7, as if I'm obsessed with it. Again, the only reason it EVER gets brought up on my blog is because of THEM. Accusing me of being the cause for their discomfort or upset is the height of irony. They can't accept that it isn't canon, and they can't accept that when they ask me about it, totally out of the blue, I tell them so. They create their own misery by not being able to accept my answers or reality.

The same thing here. You've asked me specifically about it, and are essentially putting the blame for people attacking me ON me, when all I've ever wanted to do is simply talk about Levi and that's it. I couldn't give less of a shit about eruri, or who people ship Levi with. Just don't come at me and try to tell me it's canon, or try to convince me that it's canon, because it's not, and I'll say so, and if that makes you mad, then that's your problem, not mine.

Anyway, this really is the last time I'm answering any ask about this, ever again. Any more asks I get about this ship, I'm just deleting and blocking.

I don't know what the hell it is about some people in this community that makes them act so insane, but I'm done interacting with them. They aren't worth anybody's time.

#tw discourse

0 notes