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celebrate-lesbianism · 1 month

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Officially so fed up with mainstream lesbian books that I am writing my own ✌🏻

#it's gonna be butch4butch bc that doesn't seem to exist at all rn #there's gonna be toxicity there's gonna be drama #ya'll I'm so serious I'm like 50K words deep into this thing #The state of things is so bad it gave me the self confidence to go for it because at least I know I can't possibly do any worse #personal #mine #lesbian #bookblr #booktok #I encourage you all to do the same please I need some half decent literature that isn't allergic to masc women 🙏🏻

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booasaur · 2 years

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Crush (2022)

#crushedit #crush 2022 #crush hulu #aj campos #paige evans #auli'i cravalho #rowan blanchard #crush spoilers #aj x paige #femslash related stuff #stealth fave scene? POSSIBLY #you know how much I love just freaking talking about feelings #and who doesn't love when there's finally an emotional outpouring because they just can't keep it in #and are like frustrated because it's so dumb and they just can't help themselves #very 10 things #the whole movie feels like an updated take on '90s high school romcoms tbh #feel like we barely get these scenes because f/f couples are so rushed or like Serious Period Dramas where there's staring and symbolism #atypical did it well too and honestly same mood #and what I love best about that last line is that it isn't just a trope #it has to very specifically apply to them #because paige IS often stupidly cutely being a flustered dork and aj's usually around half-smiling fondly

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pochapal · 27 days

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you know outside of the horrific and terrifying implications of the condition there is something very funny about my body's endocrine system possibly being overwhelmed by Fear hormones more than anything else.................. afab (assigned frightened at blood test)

#:)#they finally invented toblerone and turns out it makes you really Scared all the time #anyway there remains very low odds of a serious problem but i don't get the blood results back for a whole week so i might get annoying #i can't help it...............doctors are telling me that there is a possible chance of frightening things happening in my body............

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hawkwidows · 22 days

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what do you MEANNNNN people think it's weird if the party drink next season (which isn't even confirmed to be happening like-) WHANHFDBDJDBDHD WHY IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH EVERYTHING WHEN IT COMES TO THESE CHARACTERS why can people not let them be the teenagers that they are or grow up hooooly shit. these topics are hypothetical theories for now, it's all just fun during this hiatus!!

I'd care so much less if people just said "it's not for me personally" in their actual posts and not in replies to people later, bc people's actual posts are worded like something is actually wrong with the ideas being discussed, wrong for the characters, which is never true. your personal tastes or discomforts don't = what is relevant for characters OR other people in the fandom, come on 😭

anyway will byers is a giggly affectionate drunk you heard it here first

#rare ev post made out of pure emotion HDNJD sorry #I actually LAUGHED out loud in SHOCK bc you cannot be serious???:!:?:#as someone who has been a party at a house party enthusiast since 2022 I just can't believe these opinions #not the opinions the wording. jfc the world doesn't revolve around you #it doesn't matter that they're nerds they're teenagers let them have a go omfg #realistically they wouldn't be let in but jonathan literally wandered in the front door so ST says it's possible yknow? my goodness #if I hear the word 'weird' one more time.....#ev speaks

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teplejtrouba · 3 months

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i won this competition thing at school which was a surprise and i didn't really mean to or care for winning. but sure they liked my design. why not. they want to give me money. great. but now i have to deal with my deadname being plastered all over the place and i sent an email to the company (that chose my design that they're going to make and sell) like hey im going to be changing my name Very soon would it like. be possible to use the new name when talking about me :-) and they answered that it's not possible (i get it if it was for like legal reasons idk) but their wording was very... ??? 'you won the competition as *deadname* so it wouldn't be right to change it' im sorry what. what does it mean it wouldn't be right. what. why. I'd understand if they wouldn't change it for the booklet if they already have them printed out (i did ask if they do. they didn't answer), fair, i get it, that's your money. but they straight up have a whole paragraph on their website that talks about me that she/hers me extensively (i haven't discussed that with them yet i only learned about it yesterday. like bestie that can't be that hard to change). wtf is a mladá umělkyně I'll kill you

#i didn't expect to win at all because i wasn't at the final presentations of the works. Because i didn't want to be misgendered #the teacher who mainly deals with the company is a transphobic ass who hasn't correctly gendered me Once this entire year so #why 😭 i don't want to lose the money but im very much considering just not signing the contract with them #if they don't at least change/remove that thing from their website #this is a completely random very personal vent post about thing one thing that's stressing me out so much currently #i have no idea how things like this work tho so i basically have to trust them with everything they say and just hope #that it's really not possible for serious reasons and not just because someone at that company can't be bothered/is transphobic #I'll officially have a new name in.. possibly two weeks. the thing doesn't come out till may #my friends are like 'you have to deal with this!!! it's not fair“ like honey have you considered im stupid and scared of conflict

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carlyraejepsans · 1 year

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with toriel and asgore it's like. they're both flawed and their flaws parallel one another, but they're not EQUALLY flawed... like..... come on......

#let's be serious here. just say you don't like toriel and move on. but don't pretend her hypocrisies were in any way comparable #in size in subsequent damage or in blame to asgore's own #the game goes out of its way to show asgore's actions as wrong. both towards his people and towards toriel. noble yes. sympathetic. tragic.#heartwrenching. narratively impeccable and capable of genuine chance. but fundamentally the wrong choice made by a good man #toriel may not have made the best possible choice at every turn but her final intentions were the morally correct ones #she just did what she KNEW was right. even when it meant leaving her entire life and people behind to live in isolation.#asgore backed toriel into that corner just as much as he did himself #he was a good man who was in a world of hurt and that decision hung over him for the rest of his life but it WAS. HIS. DECISION.#you cannot take that from him. you cannot take the teeth out of his character like that #and you cannot take toriel's role as the person who challanges and refutes his decision from her #her entire character was created as a subversion of rpg motherhood. and how it had so little of motherhood in it.#letting children venture out into the wilderness to face god knows what god knows where #WHICH IS!!! IN ITSELF!!!! A NARRATIVE PARADOX. because it's something that the genre requires for the story to exist #you can't play the whole game on tutorial. the contradictory nature of her stance between morality & ut's genre is built into her character #that's what makes her so freaking interesting to begin with!!!!!! like.#OUGH #undertale #toriel #asgore #entry log

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chirpsythismorning · 7 months

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I haven't been active in the byler fandom, why would redditors be mad at the play being canon?

Most, not all, but most active reddit users on the ST sub have been bombarded with byler evidence for the last year. So to remain sane through it all, they have resorted to insisting that almost every detail fans come across and try to share on the sub, are just mere coincidences.

This is because they've realized that if they are considering other really minor details meaning something bigger, that means they might have to start considering the possibility that the details pointing to byler are also intentional. This is how they cope.

You would think after saying 'it's just a coincidence' for the hundredth time, they might be starting to rethink their position on things, but the reality of the situation just isn't setting in I guess (aka they don't want it to happen so they are refusing to let themselves truly consider it until they have no choice).

The reason I still partake in the reddit sub, despite losing braincells over half the takes on there, is bc there are still a handful of users that are really smart and do great analysis on the supernatural side of the show, in particular things I have no knowledge on at all and would greatly benefit from looking at to expand my understanding of things and different perspectives.

The really smart ones that exist are usually indifferent to the romantic arcs in the show, although they do have a milkvan bias bc the straight bait is straight baiting. And so these are the few posts theorizing, that consider the details meaning something more, that just so happen to get support from the hardcore milkvans on there. And it's bc as long as it's coming from someone who doesn't think byler is going to happen, they will listen.

I will say the one thing that is sort of obnoxious about all of this is that regular fans without any ship bias, will pop on there semi-regularly with a post, accompanied by basic common sense questions like, 'wait this makes no sense...' or 'why did they do this this way?' in many cases, with the confusion surrounding the build up of Mike and El and Will's role in all that. These people aren't milkvans or bylers, they are just fans picking up on obvious subtext and they are looking for insight about it from fans. And every time they get bombarded with condescending and bitter milkvans that are having to defend mike and el's honor, and s4 really made this a full time job for them lmao. That sort of resentment has manifested into hating anything and everything that considers deeper meaning in relation to Will and Mike, but especially in Will's case. Because that's the thing, they have to deny any importance of Will's role bc Will being important fucking terrifies them. It means that everything could be important basically. It's their worst nightmare and they will hound you for even speculating something. It's insufferable to watch unfold honestly.

I say all of this bc it's important in the context of the play, given that there are a lot of theories out there swirly around, theories that mostly reside on Tumblr. Many of those theories are viewed by redditors as being crack theories that have no evidence supporting them (bc they come from bylers), like the weirdness around Alice not being in the play (and potentially connecting to Karen), or the fact that they insisted the silhouette of Henry's actor right before the cast announcement couldn't be him bc he was too old to be Henry (umm time shenanigans, duh), or that the truth about Brenner's involvement runs a lot deeper than everyone assumes.

And so naturally, leading up to the play, a lot of active (very vocal) redditors in both the main sub and the Hawkins AV Club sub, have commented on posts related to the play, trying so hard to convince others (themselves) that this play is not canon and we shouldn't waste our time with it because it wont matter in the context of everything going on in the literal show. They go as far as to insist it's not canon, even though it already was said to be canon.

And now with this post, they are again having to face the reality this show is a lot deeper than they have had to insist it to is combat byler speculation. All byler evidence is seen as reaching to them. And they'll do everything they can to insist anything bylers are speculating is delusional, which includes theories surrounding the play. All of that denial has led us to this moment, which will only hurt their ego as time goes on and they are being hit with sign after sign after sign... that it might just be that deep.

#byler #stranger things #the first shadow #'it's not that deep you guys'#'ya'll are reaching'#what's your favorite milkvan argument?#mine is 'the duffer's aren't that smart guys'#truly never gets old #oh so you're saying endgame byler would be smart... you said it not me.#not trying to make this about byler but i did #bc full serious... before byler was even a thought in reddits head back in s1-2... they fucking loved theories #i can go find theories from 6 years ago about twelvegate and owlgate and birthdaygate and dozens more all bc they were open to everything!!#critical thinking is not encouraged on there anymore #anything considering possibilities based on literal evidence is going to be shot 9 times out of ten #bc all of those details have always been hinting at something they do not want to accept #the details are stacked against them #and their time is running out it seems #can't wait for this play to drop and it starts to set in that plenty of details they refuted tirelessly were actually hinting at something

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katyspersonal · 1 day

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i thought the mohglester was a joke but did mohg actually mohglested his brother!!😭

#ask replies #elden ring #shitposting #bghhghgjh SORRY LOL i dont know what else to tell you anon xDDDDD 😭#alright on a serious note I go with the 'it is strongly implied' and I used this meme because-#-martins involvement is my biggest clue to go off xD #I can closer inspect the case tho if you want me to because its true that nothing in Soulsborne games-#-is absolutely stated except for like 2 random facts #I just think it is the safest thing to assume though we're not on Reddit and know that-#-occam's razor =/= the only take possible #(glaring at YOU the 'there is no proof so you can't think this' squad!)

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rollforjackass · 9 months

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kinda hoping that they resolve things between aziraphale and crowley like. halfway through season 3 so the rest of it is just them being giddily, Insufferably newylwed

#not really. i want them to resolve it naturally and with the full amount of time & devotion it requires to resolve it well #i just think it would be extremely funny if 90% of the jesus christ wrangling american road trip was them not caring about it At All #'oh he's gone off turning nukes into salamanders? hm right sounds serious. too bad i'm busy sucking & fucking at a sonic's rn or i'd help'#'on the cross you say? terrible business. another crucifixion you say? shame. in florida you say? sounds like a them problem'#and no in this fantasy world of mine they do not adopt jesus he's like aziraphale's high uncle whom they have to drive to the family reunio #the ultimate and most immediate marriage test you could possibly hope for: you and your spouse in the car with jesus christ of nazareth #can't believe i typed any of that. it would be funny is what i'm saying #fuck ineffable husbands i want insufferable husbands #good omens spoilers #go2 spoilers #good omens #oxly hollers

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italeean · 1 year

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😗😗😗😗☺️☺️☺️☺️

😗 - you are the softest being

😊 - I think you're a really friendly person

I SWEAR, IF I SEE ANOTHER 😗-EMOJI I'M GONNA BONK AND BITE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU >////////<

But thank you... 👉👈

#parliamo un po' (let's talk a bit)#ask game #bashful sweetheart 🥰#GUYS ARE YOU SERIOUS??#YOU'RE ALL MUCH SOFTER THAN ME >///////<#I CAN'T POSSIBLY BE THE SOFTEST!!!

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cromernet · 9 months

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SEARCHING FOR QUEUE MODS FOR THE NETWORK!

So, with the network reaching close to 20 members, I think it's a good idea to get some queue mods bc up until now only one person has been managing the network queue. Your job will include queuing fics of our members (WITH FEEDBACK). So, if you can commit to it, dm @pocketjoong so we can talk about it! (If you're already a member of the net and are seeing this and can help me out with modding the queue, go ahead and drop me a text on disc)~

Please note: You don't have to be a fanfic writer (but you MUST be of legal age).

#cromernet #if you can't please reblog so that if there's anyone who is available can apply!#Please only dm if you are serious about it #bc I plan to keep this net running for as long as possible (hopefully a good few years)#ateez x reader #ateez fanfic #ateez network #fanfic network #ateez

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adhd-merlin · 6 months

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What's the apple tree yard? And its conspiracy? (^.^)