#you cant make this up

[mattmaesonnatural]

15 seasons of supernatural but the first time they get a Led Zepplin song played on the show is in a prequel 

#you cant make this up #spnwin #spnwinspoilers #the Winchesters

[alicerader]

#memes #that explains a lot #lol wtf #wtf #humor #shitpost #funny because it's true #lol memes #you cant make this up

[apollos-boyfriend]

something about the three watcher-coded characters being the ones to break through the veil and literally going “the thing about being on the other side is that we’re already dead” i Will be extremely ill about this actually

#icarus speaks #limited life spoilers #YOU CANT MAKE THIS UP

[sophfandoms53]

“Cam got it.”

THE SILENCE WAS INSANE LMAOO

#you cant make this up #BB sometimes you have your moments #they hate this man😭 #felt that #bb25

[elevatorsn0tworthy]

tell me why i just scored with Viv on eafc and she did a fucking cartwheel as her goal celebration im crying 😭😭

#you cant make this up #woso #vivianne miedema #arsenal wfc #ea fc 24

[lunlumo]

EBU: Alright 🇮🇱 (and we've talked about this) what's your song titl-

October rain.

EBU:

#YOU CANT MAKE THIS UP #what is this timeline #next up: azerbaijan covering love love peace oeace after burning armenia to the ground #BRING BACK RUSSIA AT THIS POINT AND LETS HAVE BATTLE ROYALE #eurovision #eurovision 2024

[shackld]

do you guys remember the frickin. cabernet event because it was WILD

WHY DID THEY CONFIRM THIS OUT OF ALL KINKS. ITS SO FUNNY AND ALSO i fucking knew it i fucking KNEW it go off you little masochist

#puts head in hands #you cant make this up #suggestive tw #;sir this is my emotional support cringefail gacha game protagonist. (ooc)

[manchesterau]

rumors about him breaking up with his girlfriend and harry kisses nick kroll and denies he spat on chris pine

#* #you cant make this up

[bloodfreakpropaganda]

what i hate is that my parents know that i spend most of my time studying. i barely have time for going out, or doing fun stuff. last semester i had to do Christmas shopping two days before bc that was the day my exams ended.

they have seen me go to bed at fucking 4am and go to my lectures at 9am to get home at 10pm and do it all over for a week.

they know i go to the fucking MIT of my country. they know that im in my fifth year doing a double mention while working for a professor and doing lab assistant for another.

and my mom, instead of understanding that i dont have time sometimes to fucking do my bed in the mornings, she insults me for it??

she says i dont do the chores when yesterday i deep cleaned the house. when whenever i arrive first I make her fucking bed. when i fucking have done the dishes all week long.

and when i tell her to stop fucking yelling all the time, she starts to cry to my dad that im fucking ungrateful? that i dont do shit? that all i do is spend time in my computer chatting with my friends??

I WAS ON A FUCKING MEETING FOR A LAB PROJECT

you think i wanted to have lunch at fucking 8pm bc i was hanging out in a social call??!!

im just-

what the fuck?

#oh my God #you cant make this up

[heard-in-the-emergency-room]

Provider: sir please explain to me why you ate a screw.

Patient: well, I was told I was iron deficient

Provider: 😳

#heard in the emergency room #heardintheemergencyroom #emergency medicine #medical humor #medical #physician assistant #doctor #nurse #er life #you cant make this up

[justbeingnamaste]

Rep. Jim Jordan (R-OH) slammed Congress on Tuesday for holding a hearing on UFOs rather than addressing some of the most pressing issues facing the nation.

“$5 dollar gas. No baby formula. Record crime. Record inflation. Border crisis. And what’s Congress doing today? Holding a hearing on UFOs!” the congressman posted to Facebook and Twitter.

#ufos #Gratitude Jim Jordan #you cant make this up #Stolen Elections Consequences #biden administration

[leatherdyketerror]

my mom saw lain from SEL on my wallpaper and said that she reminded her of me 😭😭😭

#irys.txt #you cant make this up

[throne-for-queens]

Did u see his boy Baze post a story for MF, "Happy birthday Megan we love you" like ughhhh

I can't tell if his band mates actually like her or just what her name does for them.

Kells has been with Megan for three years now I think. And the best they've got is a tmz video...they go on multiple trips, she's been at multiple concerts, heck they could even have stolen some footage from tally or Sam. But they reposted a tmz video with a photo that looks like their mom forced them to take it...

#you cant make this up

[robyn-runestone]

Friendly reminder that they put a Queen Elizabeth memorial in a fucking Peppa Pig game

#you cant make this up

[mipexch]

I WAS MADE FOR YOU // YOU WERE MADE FOR ME

#ultrakill #earthmover #1000-THR #v1 #violence layer #god. they mean so much to me #what the FUCK is up with the violence layer #theres so much shit. its so good. ohhhmyyy gggggg #their dynamic is insane to me. i cant just make one piece #gen art #object loving object... #weapon4weapon......... #take this comic as you will though #it is meant to be taken both seriously and thematically while also having that. little sprinkle of oh. doomed yaoi/yuri. you get it #by 'i have never wanted anything more' it was mainly to describe v1s instict to take the earthmover down and kill it- #but it can mean whatever you want it to mean

[sunfoxfic]

We were so close to smoking not being cool anymore. We were so close. Then they flavored it mango and now it's taboo to criticize it anymore. People don't ask if they're allowed to vape indoors, they aren't considerate of people who may have health problems that are triggered by the chemicals or if it just bothers them, people don't care that they're supporting an industry built on corruption and greed, they can't see it draining their pockets and much less their health. We were so close to smoking not being cool anymore.

#i hate hate HATE nicotine after watching my parents smoke when i grew up #its gross and bad for your money and bad for your health #and i get it. theres SO MANY socioeconomic factors that make it a complicated issue. #you CANT blame smokers. #but it feels like people are just accepting the institution for what it is bc now it tastes good #bitch just chew gum jfc #it doesn't matter if its an industry issue. we have seen in the past that making it “uncool” hurts the industry #make nicotine uncool again PLEASE #grumbles